/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Why doesn't she stream?

Gura cute Gura cute!

I really wish Gura loved us.

I should make /cc/ but it wont survive the night

>>70277109
I hate being on bump duty sorry

It schizos because its afraid.
Anyway, I love Gura.

Where’s the krab poster at.
Show yourself coward

>>70277027
Total Grayfaggot Death.

>>70276706
It wasn’t controversial she just said she was watching a cute vtuber by saying the name and didn’t want to alarm her or something like

It's officially been 1 week of silence

Day 11! Give it up for day 11!

I miss when there were more chumbies in global.

I dont like crabs, i prefer ebis

I saw how the last thread had so many posts and was expecting some Gura activity. It was just retards arguing

Sex soon.

>>70277240
Total simp death.

>>70277208
>*Le touché*

>>70277344
Nope. She made a member post 7 days ago.

A proud grey is the strangest thing to me

>>70277090
your lack of faith is disturbing *force choke*

>unironically using simp on /vt/
Where do these faggots come from?

I really wish Gura wasn't a fake weeb.

Gurass

>>70277498
I noticed that advent brought in a lot of new people.

>>70277539
Her love of anime culture is very specific to lolis, hatsune miku, and rhythm games.

Cunny reserves at -15%, schizo levels 71%, retard levels at 83%. Full homo saturation imminent further tranny interlopers advancing.

Purge system immediately.

Is Gura and Nachoneko still in good terms? I never saw Nachomama drew fanart of Gura anymore. She hardly mentions her and even her latest outfit design lacks passion and Gura dosent even use it anymore.

>>70277613
She doesn't care about any of those things anymore. Now it's just tolkien, dance class, cosplay crafting, and baking at someone's bakery or whatever.

my wife (shes a shark)

>>70277709
Its good to have a variety of hobbies

>>70277705
She was probably hurt that Gura didn't commission her for the Gura dakimakura. Holomams usually make a lot of money from those because they're usually asked to draw the front and back of it and then get a cut of the profits from the sales. She was probably really looking forward to it and Gura chose someone else because she doesn't know how to treat people well.

>>70277709
Girls do girly shit. This shouldn’t surprise you.

>>70277745
my post

>>70277709
She is such a faggot I love her...

>>70277752
Where was it that most women pick up new hobbies from again?

>>70277799
Nachomama is too busy playing fps games

>>70277859
instagram and pinterest

>>70277850
Don't call my oshi a log of wood

I have lots of pleasant shark thoughts.

yeah niggas

>>70277917
No... that wasn't it. I can't remember and it's driving me crazy! I don't know, are there any fembuds here? Man, I wish I could remember where women usually get new interests and hobbies from.
Anyways, wherever Gura got all these new hobbies from, she must have gotten introduced to them over her break. She probably stopped going to the old place she got her hobbies from which is why she got depressed. I wonder if the new place she's getting them from likes cosplay? She must really like the new place, considering how much of a good mood she's been in lately.

I filmed myself gooming to Gura fanart and saved it into the cloud. I shared that link into a QR code and sent to Gura as my fanmail. It has 3 views. I hope Gura has seen how much I love her.

>>70278479
youtube shorts

>>70277613
don't forget masturbating to anime girls from series she's never watched/played that' also an important weeb duty

>>70278480
why 3 views. what a strange number

Gura is my sharkwife for real!

>>70277325
I want to do breathplay with Gura. Like push my penis down her throat past her gagpoint so that she can't breathe, and leave it there for a full minute. No leg tapping allowed. Then I'll pull out and let her take a breath, then back in and out again, another breath, and repeat, slowly fuck her throat as she desperately sucks in every breath. God imagine how hot that would be. Saw an amatuer couple do this on a stream, fucking hottest thing ever.

>>70278591
He's saying that two people watched it other than him or something. He's trying to imply that Gura watched his video of him cumming, but he's retarded because Gura would never scan an unknown QR code from a fan because she'd be afraid it was a trap to doxx her.

>>70277406
That's not an insult, you realise.

>>70278728
Two people watched it if we're counting him as a view. One of them is obviously the screening manager, but the other one could be Gura. You don't know.

>>70278479
the new place is me.

>>70278717
You have a problem. Watching disgusting thots stream themselves masturbating or having sex for an audience is the most pathetic shit ever. If you were watching produced shit or pirating only fans or something, that's one thing. But you are constantly talking about watching camgirls and that is fucking pathetic and sad. There is nothing as boring and shitty and low effort as that garbage.

So, we cool?

>>70278805
Yes I do, lol. The screening manager would never send that shit to her and he's larping anyways. He doesn't have the balls to send in something like that with his name in a fan letter.

>>70277705
If I were Nacho I'd hate Gura too. Lazy cunt grifting off my design

>>70278891
I agreed with you till you brought up onlyfans. Onlyfans is the same thing

>>70278899
Ye. Because I love my shart wife.

>>70278805
>One of them is obviously the screening manager
I doubt it even made it that far, dude is probably just larping

>>70278982
I'm disappointed that nacho abandoned her youtube channel. I don't use twitch as often as I use youtube. I also don't really watch valorant.

>>70278891
why you so mad? i insert my Gura tulpa into anything i watch anyways.

>>70279048
Oyasame

>>70278977
You have no idea what the screening manager would or would not do. Quit larping.

>>70278977
Wow I completely misread that first post. Oh yea that’s definitely a lie

>>70279048
sleep tight buddy

>>70279048
goob morning

>>70279001
Onlyfans is at least some bitch whore uploading a video or pictures of herself that she made. I wasn't talking about the streaming shit. And I don't watch any of that gutter trash. But that anon sounds like the pathetic kind of simp cuck that spends money on "coins" or whatever and then donates them to see some fat ugly bitch turn her vibrator up one notch or whatever those whores do. Fucking revolting.

>>70279201
the fuck bro. who the fuck PAYS for porn? the fucks wrong with you? i've never spent a cent and i never will. anyways i've got my wife to support.

>>70279071
Yes I do. Cover makes their guidelines very clear and that goes way beyond that. If the screening manager sent that to her, he would be fired. If you really sent it in, then the second view was the screening manager and the third view would be their superior adding your name to a list of banned addresses and blacklisting your name from all future correspondence.
But you didn't even send anything in because you're just a ball-less cum guzzling faggot that gets off on other men reading your fanfic.

>>70279273
I literally said I don't pay for it or even watch it. But you sound like someone that does because of how pathetic and gross you are.

>>70279471
What's gross about deepthroating gura and doing breathplay with her? Are you fucking gay or something? God i hate faggots so much.

/ggg/ has been a bit kooky tonight. Did something happen? And all it ever takes is 1-3 shitposters to make it like this.

I'm feeling so horny right now. Pls post more Gura lewds. I want to goom tonight.

>>70279048
sharkdreams

>>70279645
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ppl that lack the higher functioning mental capacity to self insert see this image as a cuck image.

>>70279528
The only faggot here is you because you come here and get off to seeing other men react to you telling them about your shitty fanfics and fantasies. You're literally a cum-felching queer that wants other guys to talk to you while you jerk off. You're a homosexual faggot and you aren't fooling anyone.

>>70279847
bored of you now.

Did you guys know that once during her 9548 years she spent a whole 2 years ghosting people, then came back and said hello again and then vanished for 8 years

Last years 80 days is a drop in the bucket, no sympathy for yous

>ban evading

>>70279909
You crave intimacy from other men. That's why you come here to discuss your sexual fantasies about Gura. Most guys keep those fantasies to themselves or mention them in passing instead of wanting to talk about them in depth with other men.

>>70279201
Ok now I get it that makes more sense but just so you know onlyfans isn’t free

I want to do lustful things to dino gura...like holding her claw.

>>70279996
>doxx name
>ban evading from last thread

>>70280119
yeah? this was drawn by men too. look at Gura's stinky little panties and seethe. envisage the odor.

>>70280207
Retard

>>70280207
This wasn't drawn by men. This was drawn by ants.

>>70280243
who's a stinky little girl...

>>70280270
Oh... well that's unfortunate. and i don't have the full sized version. How'd i even manage to save it in that weird mid size?

Oyasame, buds. Hopefully Gooba soon.

I don't appreciate it when people say mean things about my cute daughterwife.

>>70280768
sharkdreams

Imagine actually believing her that she was anxious about traveling next week and that's why she couldn't stream or even go on twitter this entire week. What a crock of shit.

>>70280850
Oh yeah? She stinks. What you gonna do?

>>70280850
Those people lack soul. Husks shaped like people, if you will.

Not even worth a (you)

>>70280768
Osemla! Goodnight!

Hirotaka finished his Gura/Ina doujin. Noice

Gura is my sharkwife

>>70280961
Actually, he's right. Not a single twitter like in 8 days. Why? Does she not actually like fanart on twitter? What's preventing her from signing in before bed and liking fanart?

>>70281193
And she's someone else's semla.

>>70279781
That's a lot of cunny anon.

Actually gura is my sharkdaughterwife

>>70281242
And this is a lot of semla.

gratuitous gorgonzola

>>70281284
Anon, I've decided I'm going to fuck your sharkdaughterwife. That's me in her arms and we're about to get it on.

>>70281323
Actually those look really good. You're making me hungry.

>>70281199
>he

>>70281383
When did I make this post?

>>70281400
you didn't. I did

>>70281323
What kind of ham borgar is this

I heard we talking about borgars?

>>70281676
Wait. What kind of ham borgar is that.

>>70281782
pizza borgar

>>70279781
Well I'm over the edge...
I think it's time to go visit my favorite masseuse for some fucking.

>>70279828
That's because that ojisan is too fat to be me

>>70281641
Dessert borgar.

Gooba is busy filling up the jar she keeps her favorite chumbies (Me) in. She'll be back once I've drowned.

>>70282221
This girl is going to vore us all!

>>70282432
I will be the one to sate Gura!

>>70282221
This is kinda fuck ngl. Gura is basically forcing us to rub up against each other.

>>70283061
Hot. Dozens of chumbies all pushed up against the few fembuds, buttbuddies in paradise.

>>70283061
It's ok as long as I am rubbing a fembud

Child

I gotta lay off the hot sauce, my poos are getting pretty spicy.

>>70277540
SNIFFFFF

>>70283674
Yeah mine

>>70283828
Spice is poison. Your anus is crying out for succor.

if I mash up banana with my tongue I can eat food after brushing my teeth without having to brush them again

>>70284266
You could also just make a banana smoothie and shove the straw just far enough down your throat that the banana doesn't even make contact with your teeth!
But then you don't even taste the banana... this is difficult.

>>70284266
Tear the banana into pieces small enough to swallow whole for minimum mouth contact.

>>70284266
why not brush them after eating then? or wait at least 30 minutes to an hour before you eat after brushing.

Kinda funny to see the threadshitters crawl back with their same stale posts as soon as she disappears again.

Gura tensai.

>>70284895
THE SMARTEST SHARK

>>70284895
she's a master at pleasing men, especially me.

>>70284895
I'm disappointed... her skirt is too long.

>>70284895
H-help!!! T-these brats...! They're pranking meeeee!!!

>>70284895
I love my genius daughterwife more than anything...

>>70285315
oh nyo

Sex with a fembud.

>>70285315
Wow bud those brats made you spill your yogurt. That's mean and uncalled for. I will punish them immediately.

I'm going to marry her and start a large happy family with her.

>>70284895
I mean she's indeed the smartest shark on the planet.

>>70286182
No, me. I'm going to give her a minimum of 12 kids.

>>70286182
>>70286306
I will fertilize all her milions of eggs.

>>70285427
I want to put a helmet on this retard and then fuck the shit out of her.

>>70286182
You can't do that. Cover confirmed that she's canonically an elementary school girl. She's a fucking child you sick fuck.

>>70286936
She will be my Aisha.

>>70286970
Ah salami and bacon mah brutha

>>70286936
She's a quiet anxious autismo womanchild, and will be my wife.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>70287281
Samen

Okay guys, my shark mommy is putting me to bed now.

>>70287881
Goobnight, my son.

>>70288016
Why is she like this?

>>70284895
Woah gura... what kind of prank is this?

My child...

>>70288452
my post

>>70284895
Marine was the first to accept her. Gura has always said she was among the first to welcome her to hololive

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

goob morning

>>70290408
Goob night

Goob morning retards

Gura today. I can feel it.

>>70290479
Goob morning faggot

wow marine's channel is going to be the first holomem to reach one billion views isn't she

>>70290712
yeah, with 500 million of those coming from shorts also wrong thread faggot

>>70290606
she's still charging energy for wapan

>>70290900
views are views, it's not marine's fault people watch her content, and that gura doesn't even make any content, let alone shorts

Now that we know Gura is an elementary school student how do you sick fucks feel about gooming to her?

>>70290900

>>70290997
>views are views
not really
views from shorts make way less money than normal VODs

>>70290997
Holy shit, why do you not understand that absolutely NOBODY here cares about Marines numbers. Go to her thread or /#/ if you want to discuss those topics.

>>70290997
Still no statue at the Cover HQ tho lol

>>70291140
I think his samefagging was pretty obvious dumbud

>>70291140
Speak for yourself. You don't speak for the thread.

She's among Gura's biggest supporters in a JP centric hololive and you dare not care about her being successful? Gura would dislike you greatly for your stance in this.

>>70291207
They're working on it. A channel thrice the size of Gura deserves a bigger, and higher quality statue as well.

>>70291382
This is the Gura thread, retard
Marine has her own thread and their is a specific thread for discussing numbers. So fuck yourself and go back there.

>>70291436
>They're working on it.
sure son, keep telling yourself that

>>70291449
They just released content together, and they're referring to marine in Gura's HoneyWorks PR content, there's definitely reasons to mention Marine here. You are just being a petty person right now, but I forgive you.

>>70291509
The difference is that you do not bring up Marine in the context of PR content or her collabs with Gura. You bring her up because the fact that Gura has more subs than Marine and a statue at Cover HQ lives rent free in your pathetic little numbermonkey brain 24/7

>>70291562
Another Niji yabe today sister??

is the numbernigger going full retard now?

>>70291700
sorry anon.
this is the sister:>>70291509

>>70291477
I want to rest my penis in between those obscene thighs T u T

>>70291748
The only thinh i saw right now is that Bae lost the faeke gold against subaru.

>>70291063
I have never goomed to Gura. I’m saving it all for her tiny little womb when I marry her.

>>70291811
>faeke gold
what the heck is this numbermonkey lingo?

>>70291811
Alsothe making fun of the homos and beggars again.

will she really not stream again until the end of holofes?

>>70291893
If last year is anything to go by then no. We can consider ourselves lucky if we get 1 or 2 member updates during the next 2 weeks.

/ggg/ over night wasn't so bad even the seanigs didn't bother. US east coast fags waking up and shitting up the thread on the other hand.

Tweeted by Gawr Gura March 16, 2023.

4,270,000 Fans

We're soon approaching March a year later

4,4 million fans.

super depressing by EN's supposed biggest star.

cunny tourist here, I assume all people acting surprised are just concern trolls, right?
like the actual fans are aware how she functions by now, right?

>>70292097
I've learned she has no interest in what she's doing anymore, and she doesn't care to advance her career or maintain her fanbase.

Ask anyone, when someone starts to not communicate with you, or like a pattern of behavior delay to answer texts etc, it simply means you're no longer a priority in their lives. Gura's fans have had this treatment going for almost 3 years now.

>>70292097
yep, doubly so because she recently told us she will be busy with fes

Stop shitting up my home-thread you fucks

>>70292082
From the report few hours ago
> Some investors know about the Nijisanji flaming, and ask whether they have solid structure in place for supporting overseas and interacting with overseas fans.
Sisters are truly desperate

>>70292193
then why you keep making a big deal over it?

>>70292228
I'm sorry.
Gawr Gura was a flash in the pan.
During Year 2 of her holo-career, she lost all interest. Money keeps ticking in based on the labor of others using her model design and artwork, sponsors etc.

Look at the Shibuya tweet. Her channel hasn't grown at all in a whole year.

>>70292082
Cope. Guras latest collab made Cover over 1 million dollars. Marine made a measly 70k with her 500 million short views. And you ask why Gura has a statue and Marine doesn't? kek

>>70292276
because greyniggers (sisters) wants Gura drama over Doki vs Kurosanji but is impossible. They are a joke right now.
Gura already told that she is working harder and preparing for the fest. She high posssibility will fly this weekend to Japan.

Most of the instance of Gura dancing in 3D has been a man (a hololive fan who is a pro dancer) using her 3D model, very few times has she actually danced and performed during these three almost four years.

>>70292082
>>70292351
That is not the own you think it is because Guras channel grew by 130k despite the fact she was barely active during that year.

another day, another successful bait by the marine shill

>>70292351
You should do something about the dramatubers making fun of Kurosanji vs Doki instead crying here and in your doxxsite. I will enjoy the merge at the end of the year sister.

>>70292456
170k really
she's at 2.44 now

>>70292376
This isn't about money, it is about -raw- popularity.

Views indicate quantifiable traffic based on member's personal YT channel, which indicates interest in that person and what that person is putting out in terms of VTuber content, and not some sponsor-tie-in-bs PR nonsense that Gura is currently known for when she's making money.

>>70292487
>successful
is just a sister crying every day wanting for attention.
Doki dramas vs Kurosanji is basically everyday

>>70292519
>please be angry

>>70292487
She can't bait me because I will watch Marine anyway

I wonder is this shitposter is really the botnigger
and twitchfaggot for numberfag thread.

>>70292519
Gura is way mpre popular worldwide than Marine. Over 90% of Marines viewers are japanese.

>>70292705
No just the same old marineschizo

>>70292456
"barely active", she chose this path. It is no excuse.

The reality is mirrored by the easily comparable numbers such as Marine and Pekora's growth as the leading JP members.

Gura lost interest, and she has faked three or four comebacks to generate some sort of momentum to facilitate for merch sales or upcoming sponsor deals such as the Sendai City aquarium. It is cold and heartless.

Her channel has not been a priority for her since she took the subs-throne early on. Complacency and money.

Luckily, fear not, Marine is going to salvage this situation and become the leading hololive VTuber, and she's going to front the company by actively being a VTuber instead of sitting on the sidelines counting money like Gawr Gura has been doing for years.

Gura doesn't support anyone, doesn't lift anyone up, doesn't reach out to ask for collabs or do charities or anything with her status, she's simply isn't the right person to be at the top of any hololive metric.

>>70292719
Don't reply to bait. Sisters are fighting lately against Dokifans

>>70292719
People are people. Views are views. More views = a more popular channel = a more popular VTuber.

Excuses.

look at this autistic nigger posting reddit-style essays now lol

>>70292747
>>70292789
>please repond and be angry.

Over one week since the last tweet to the major un-subbed group of her viewership, and all she had to do was to pick up the holophone and type something cutesy, but naaah. She won't.

I feel much empathy with your situation, it must be very horrible to be fans of such an ego-trippy person.

>>70292789
>People are people
no, show me the millions Marine made with sponsorships outside of Japan
>Views are views
also no>>70291097

>>70292818
Read the words or don't, I don't mind you skipping it. I feel for people who are format dependent simpletons.

The only time I was mad at Marine was the time that she didn't invite me for the threesome.

>>70292878
Talking about money of which Cover takes half.

The direct views to someone's channel are pure and defines the channel way more than a dormant subs number.

Gura's channel almost hasn't grown in a full year and you're really trying to push that she's a popular person CURRENTLY? wow, what a grasp at metaphysical straws. She's hardly relevant, which is the result and consequence of her own complacent behavior.

>>70292875
>>70292912
>>70292994
its quite amusing just how butthurt you are because of gura
you are literally waking up mad every single day rumao

>>70292994
>doesn't count

>>70292747
Whatever you say anon, I'll enjoy my Super Idol Figurehead

>>70292994
>She's hardly relevant
Then why are you seething about her every single day in this thread like a mindbroken whiney gigafaggot? lol

Somehow my brain read money and coney (cunny)

>>70293085
based cunnychad

Ah, I see the two numberfags are fighting again. I'll be back later

I feel like marineschizo is just having his fun.

Like, chumbuds naturally would love Marine because Gura loves Marine and the stuff they've already done together...

And he's using numbers... I believe 99% of chumbuds here would actually prefer Gura to have smaller numbers. She wouldn't get busy with marketing projects all the time and her chat would be usable...

And lastly, the only holo x holo that could work would be using Mori and Kiara or even Bae. But Marine??? Everyone in hololive absolutely adore her, fans, talents and staff.

If you aren't just having fun threadshitting and are actually trying to convince anyone here to hate Marine or hate Gura, then I am afraid you're putting all this effort for nothing.

>>70292747
>>70293194
very organic

>>70293241
it's my first post in the day...

>>70293194
He did make me check for Marine's shorts so I'd say he did archive something

>>70292994
>hardly relevant
You are simply detached from reality if you actually think this. Gura barely streams nowadays but when she does she still attracts a live audience between 30k and 40k ccv and her VODs get between 400k and 800k clicks. Not even mentioning that she manages to gather crowds of hundred of people for a few second ad in Taiwan. Also the simple fact that you still have to bring Gura up when comparing someone to Marine speaks volumes.

"BUSY" ? suck my ass lol

She literally abondoned her fans several times but her blown head fans still love her. What a tradedy. 0ω0

>>70293831
What en erotic cheesestick

>>70293831
I want to lick her thighs so bad...

>>70293862
numberfagging became stale I see

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>70294244
Gura is Gabby dumbud

>>70294244
Fuck Gura? Don't mind if I do.

>>70293977
Fit to this tragedy! But she will come back 'sometimes' with hollow 'sorry thanks for waiting me' LMAO \{ 0ω0 }/

>>70294996
>tragedy
lmao you are a bit too deep into all this vtuber shit
go outside for a change my man

>>70295127
>my man
That's a woman you're talking to.

>>70294818
meds

can't believe she's dead

A wild cunny

I'm alive, but I feel nothing.

>>70295874
You mean bunny?

I'm not particularly invested in this, I just think it's funny that the shitposting about her dipping post Valentines got validated
I know you dudes will just hang on as usual

It should have been obvious because she was super excited and happy for Valentines day, but it wasn't for us. And her stream was really early so she could go do what she was excited for afterwards.

>bae releases a 13 song album
When will Gura?

>>70297536
I always think this is one of the hottest Gura fanart.

>>70297536
Why...Why is she looking at me like this?

>>70297536
I want to sexually bully her while she's showering T u T

>>70297924
She's gonna vore you

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>70297752
Gura got what. 2 songs that were recorded in 2022? One of them hasn't even released and the other 2 songs were not even her projects. What did she spend the whole year doing if she didn't stream in 2023?

>>70299651
Are you a fembud?

So bae got her EP okayed before Kiara and within 6 months they okayed her for an album.
>Kiara was told for nearly 3 years she’s at the back of the line random then a change in perspective gave her the ok. 0% chance of a sololive
>Suisei got the ok for a second sololive and within the same time her 3rd was being worked on
>Mio was told she was behind by a minimum 2 years and it won’t even be worked on. To be fair the album came out a year or so later but no sololive
>Mel was unsure she’d ever get an album then she got one. Then she started moving towards newer collabs the following year
>Risu was offered a free 3D live, and possible album if she’s interested
>Watame took 3 years to get her next one even though she’s just as proactive if not more than Suisei.
>Kanata didn’t get her first album till now and unlike everyone else she’s on a literal time crunch
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck

>>70299913
I'm a SEAbud

We get some of the most pointless lukewarm shitposting, good lord.

Gura should watch Sicario

Gura diaper status?

>>70300192
Smelly and full

>>70299935
and? what does that have to do with Gura?

>>70299387
Where do i find fembuds? I feel like there arent many western ones

>>70300436
That even if she wanted to do a themed album she’d have to do it on her own otherwise it would be years from now. Then again cover doesn’t give her the same freedoms so on her own might not be possible

>>70299387
i only want to have lesbian sex with Gura though

>>70300676
What I can name like 10 vtuber ones off the top my head, all in the west, so there’s at least tens of thousands

>>70300676
There will be some western fembuds at Holofes soon. Also, if any events related to Hololive happen in the west, you can go there and find western fembuds.

>>70299651
Uhhh please understand recording 10-second voice clips for the Gurarium was really hard!

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taiwan?

>>70277709
>Cooking
>Peak literature
>Cosplay
>Dancing

So she's perfect? You fogot that she's a massice BB/BCS-fag (bravo Vince) and that she's still a pretty massive weeb even if she doens't talk about it as much on her recent streams (if you can call a week and a half ago "recent")

>>70300978
You’re supposed to ignore obvious bait. And she’s far from perfect which is even better. Wouldn’t be able to take care of her if she was

>>70301879
Rubrubrubrubrub

I don't think she spends much time gaming either, perhaps she did play Baldur's Gate 3 at some point. I just find it tough to visualize her investing time into a big RPG like that. According to stats only a few of the people who bought the game actually completed a playthrough of it.

>>70302244
>he doesn't even read threads

>>70302244
I still havent finished divinity 2 either

>>70301952
Is her tail even heavier than her whole body?

>>70302686
yes. also she can vore people with it like Cell. that's me inside her.

>>70301952
Is that normal if I am willing to rub and bite Gura's fat tail more than having sex with her?

>>70287281
samen

>>70303275
anon doesn't know gura's tail is an erogenous zone...

>>70303333

>>70303333
> gura's tail
smooth or sandpaper to the touch?

>>70303333
So which one is more effective? Licking her tail or nipples?

>>70303837
both she's a shapeshifter

>>70303867
retard

>>70303978
she told us this on stream dumbud

>>70302403
the last chapter was rushed and the ending was pretty mid, still way better than most of the slop that's getting shat out nowadays though

=NEW ITEM=
.=.. audio log ..=.

"Guys! I don't to shock you, but I don't think Gura is going to stream today either"

I don't know how to ask Gura if her tail is an erogenous zone without sounding like a creep

=Update=
.=..audio log ..=.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

.=..end of audio log..=.

>>70304548
sheeeesh, that's a fat ass!

>>70304612
No

>>70304661
Yes