/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Victory

Sex with little girls

fat furry fuck is contractually obligated to stream now

>>71014785
you fucked up the streams

>>71015151
thats next bakers problem

>>71015151
Nah, that was me last thread. That was dead for like half an hour you get what you get.

tiger tummy...

Who we stalking tonight

was I the last baker who actually fixed the youtube links?

>>71016616
Depends on how much longer this Pippa stream goes and if she realizes she ghosted like 800 people in the normal waiting room.

>>71016631
I'm sorry, maybe you should become our personal baker

>>71016631
I fixed them, but the thread died and didn't even get linked back to

>>71016631
I was the last baker who actually updated the recent streams based on YouTube links posted in the thread, idk why they're there to be honest though, does anyone actually click on them?

Now what?

>>71018813
Now you make a room

>>71018813
post a room

i'm gonna make an RC room

>>71019040

Hear me out.
What if I play as a male character?

>>71019386
We already have our quota of male mains

>>71018813
Room?

Should I stream jongstalking?

>>71020194
Yes

>>71019506
I will instantly break that quota if they ever rerun Akagi.

>>71020194
Why would you do that

>>71020194
I would stalk your chat

>>71020362
I don't know.

>>71020194
there aren't any other jong streams on so I don't see why not

The only stalking target playing right now is the famous autist, and he already embarrasses himself enough in /mjg/
or idk, maybe some anons lurking here who aren't on my friend list are playing ranked.

>>71021284

I'm afraid of ranking because I could be stalked...

>>71021284
you could've stalked him pushing that hatsu though, think of all the oh no no nos we could've had

https://youtube.com/live/9-d2FTuDRkk?feature=share

Oh doragon is playing. Its time.

>>71021712
Let's gooooo

>>71021553
Yeah I didn't notice the west. Was far too tilted by an earlier deal-in

>>71021712
Glad I didn't rank just now

>good flow when pinking before bed
>bad flow when I jong when I wake up for dailies

>>71022760
>good flow when bed
>bad flow when jong

I feel like I'm gonna get shit for that E4 hand.

>>71023132
i am not a fan

>>71023383
Wait till you see the south 1

OH NO NO NO

>>71021712
get a Xenia png and you could be an aspiring vtuber!

Oh I just realized there is chat.

>>71021712
thanks for the stream

>names

Great game dragon

RATE THE STREAM
RATE THE JONG
RATE THE COMMENTARY
RATE THE OBLIVIOUSNESS TO CHAT

>>71024520
Fool.

>>71024520
And you called ME embarrassing

mahjong sucks

>>71024537
You say that, but that E4 and S1 of mine was a mess and I'm glad I was not listening to the commentary for it.

>>71024550
>RATE THE STREAM
comfy jongstalking
>RATE THE JONG
it was jong
>RATE THE COMMENTARY
he managed to hold back on bullying anon
>RATE THE OBLIVIOUSNESS TO CHAT
just like a real streamer

>>71024550
good stalking
solid performance

alright lads time to descend further

>>71024665
come home to adept 2 adeptchad

I may have made a mistake south 1

>>71025984
>You fuck up in S1
>I fuck up in S1
WE ARE

cant have shit in jong ess em aitch

Got back to expert 2
wgmi bros

>>71028421
You go anon, I'm jealous!

>>71028556
I believe in you anon

>>71028598
I believe in you too!

>>71028556
>>71028775
I dislike the number of cats we have.

>>71028839
LETS GO NYAGGERS LETS GO!!!

>>71028942
Away.

>>71028839
I quite like it here! Which cat am I?

>>71029220
>Which cat am I?
I don't name the ants I see on the sidewalk, what makes you think you and your ilk are worth remembrance?

>>71029291(Me)
Except for jellynyagger, jellynyagger is cute.

Should I play 4p? Haven't ranked in 4p for a while

>>71029590
Yeah, you should do it right now

>>71029590
Go play ranked!

>>71029590
Yes, I shouldn't be the only one getting stalked.

https://youtube.com/live/1ucRAxXqL0E?feature=share

I guess we're doing this again

>>71029590
are you tonight's stalking target

Live

thread death approaches

>>71032015
I will protect this sanctuary with my body
I will post room

My first bake and its going to die before 100 replies. How disheartening.

i'm a vtuber?

>>71033086
It's the job of the parent to educate and raise the child

>>71033351
Are you?

Room?

let's get more yakuman uwu
Majsoul Friends Room 46382(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46382

>>71033487
>uwu
Fucking furry.

>>71033397
i hope not

>>71033369
And adults have the mental faculties to know when a child is worthless and should be abandoned before it brings shame to the family

>>71033487
started

>>71033533

Sex with every jonger.

>>71033765
I'm not gay

>>71033765
I’ve got a white dragon for you anon

>>71033786
Sex with every jonger even if they say no and don't want it.

>>71033810
No, bad!

>>71033351
if you don't stream with at least a png model you're going to get this thread banned for an offtopic OP

>>71034416
yeah, better start streaming; you wouldn't want to kill our thread, would you?

>>71034416
>>71034467
stop grooming me, i'm shy

WJ
Furry is a cunt.

>>71033487
WJ

WJ! get fucked doragon lmao

>>71033487
Wj
nini

>>71033765
Are you a cute boy or a cute girl?
Will accept either

>>71034596
Sleep well sheep

>>71034596
nini

>>71034596
nini anon, don't let the bedbugs dama you in the night

Why did no one tell me Akagi has a 20 year arc for 6 games of jong

>>71037441
Cause its the journey, not the destination that matters. Also there is more past the anime, read the manga. Anime ends around 109

>>71037849
Yeah I know, I was talking about the manga

i used all my flow for that yakuman

>>71039763
Good

>>71039763
Good.

i'm gonna nap, u better not die while i sleep

If I do a 10 pull will it change my flow

>>71041639
Yes no Maybe so idk

RON

>>71041656
Nice try, I'm not gonna 10 roll on the furry banner

>>71048521
i detest this meme but it's cute when QB does it

Are we still here?

It lives!

DIE

DON'T DIE!

Good afternoon /jong/ bros

>>71056901
Good afternon cutie.

Don't let a kid die so young

>Captcha GAY X0

>>71058582
I'm not cute

>>71059715
I was being courteous.

pon~

Anyone to stalk today?

>>71061536
Its not quite active jonger hours at the moment.

>>71061536
i might play soon to get my dailys
but i'm busy watchin divegrass

I miss khubie.....

>>71062851
I will cure her so she streams

Khubie News: Cover me with a blanket and let me die. Its khubebover

QB is getting a job, it's over for you guys

>>71064504
my neet chuuba

>>71066909
isn't being a neet a requirement to become a chuuba?

I'm just not good at jong

>>71068112
woah get a load of those toitois

>>71063547
pippa is gonna nepohire her into phase connect, trust

>>71068304
EU gen 1, go get shanked at the birmingham convention to show there's a real market

>>71068425
Do I need a loicense to conceal-carry NaOH in self defense in England? How do I deal with the acid attacks?

well it happened

>>71068934
Congrats on making it to Adept 2, anon!

>>71068934

>>71068934
I'm proud of you kid

>>71068934
Take the training wheels off to allow full use of your brain power, you're hindering yourself with useless information

>two people in riichi
>nyagger kans twice
For what purpose

>>71071165
not my oya, not my problem

>>71071165
you can't show that you are afraid

Tileman News: 3 pin and toss my stick is what I'd do here.

>>71071953
6p since there are only 3 8p tiles in play, less chance of a wait

Every tiIe discard will pass, it doesn't matter

>>71071953
7m; 9m; WAIT FOR UPGRADE
BIG JONG BIG DONG

>>71071953
can't wait for his 'right' answer to be to drop 7/9m to build the pin shape and say something about >muh edge wait

>>71071953
Riichi is 2 han and the wait sucks, we go for sanshoku tanyao. Drop 9m.

>>71071953
Unless this guy is at least a Celestial, I would not participate in this bullshit. His answers will never have true knowledge and experience behind them.

Tanyao deez nuts

>>71072714
Gladly

>>71071953
Last one was such a crock of shit. Not because of the answer but because the explanation was "Oh for THIS problem we want to focus on X".
There's no explicit criteria for what defines a "correct" move so it's all just waxing philosophical on whatever answer he or the book he stole the problem from picked.
Considering his deranking journey, this entire thing is clearly him trying to stay relevant as he realizes more and more entertaining male vtubers have gotten into jonging. Sad.

>>71072787
>grifter starts losing fanbase
>tries to find new grift to keep them
many such cases

>>71072631
I mostly post them for the discussion about what do.

>>71071953
dora kanchan as dealer is supposed to just be 3p riichi I think, but I'm cutting 6p and damaing 1 turn hoping for either sanshoku or tanyao, they aren't going to push terminal dora just because it's suji so I don't think I'm losing too much by cutting it instead of the 3p

It doesn't matter what you do, it will either be the right choice if you have flow, or a deal in if you don't

>>71072787
While tilecuck is a fucking retard, there are definitively wrong moves, so it should follow that there are moves that are not definitively wrong, and the least wrong move is the correct one.

>>71072787
>There's no explicit criteria for what defines a "correct" move
So true oomfie, I'm discarding aka 5p

>>71073131
You can still win with those discards, hence the only wrong move is dealing in.

>>71073042
this desu; saying there's no explicit criteria for what defines a "correct" move is some Philosophy 101 wax on wax off shit when the entire intent of these problems is to test your knowledge of concepts. it's an adjacent qualm to the complaint that the board state isn't shown.

>>71073225
I share a thread with fucking retards who would cut aka 5p in this WWYD...

>>71072787
>>71071953
WWYD books usually present the reader with the author's or authors' mahjong credentials and achievements in the pro mahjong world, along with the methodology of how the answers were formulated to convince you why their answers are good and worth considering and listening to, but this guy is just some faggot streamer, so this all feels so pointless and a huge load of bullshit.

>>71073042
>there are definitively wrong moves
Yes.
>least wrong
That's the problem. There needs to be more context. so we can compare two answers as lesser or greater than the other.
Are we trying to play aggressively? Defensively? Board state?
By explicitly removing these, he can reintroduce them to make whatever answer he chose as the "correct" one.
>>71073244
>Wanting more concrete information is philosophy
Fuck off Tileman. If you want to discuss concepts, make it some shit like "What are good discards".

The last two games I played I would have dealt in if I cut the late game 5p I drew, this tile is too dangerous

>>71073298
No one would discard the 5, but your whole point is that it was a "wrong" move, when there is no wrong move as long as you don't deal in.

>>71073442
You come in here to argue huh?

>>71073485
I come here with facts and logic nigger girl

>No one would discard the 5
I would and it's the correct discard because I made it.

>>71071953
honestly, i would discard the 5p. the guy across from me called riichii the turn before this with another 5p, and looking through his discards, none of my other tiles look safe right now. better to toss a safe tile than risk being aggressive and losing a stick

>>71073410
Okay, your opponents in this theoretical are all in dama tenpai waiting for every single tile in your hand. There are no safe discards. You don't know this. Every prior discard has been an honor or dragon. Since every tile deals in here, what's the correct move to make? Do you need this shit on every question or can you just answer it like the basic efficiency question its supposed to be?

>>71073861
>Tileman gets called on his bullshit and lashes out
Cute.

>>71073755
you dealt into kami's damaten chiitoi aka 2 dora 2 haneman, 12000 points, should've known something was up when he tedashi'd that north

>>71073861
nta but the issue is
>the basic efficiency question its supposed to be
Is not how he applies it, last one being a prime example.

>>71073270
Wednesday shes going to jong with marimari its gonna be daijobe~!

>>71074300
she's going to get clapped

>>71074300
>He doesn't know

>>71073941
I'm not tilecuck, and if you're acting like a disingenuous retard because you think I am, please just DM him death threats or something.

How do I increase my luck? I just lost a match very badly.

>>71074513
edging in friendlies

>>71074513
Become a whale.

>>71074569
edging? what's that?

>>71074571
but my house downpayment fund...

>>71074499
>Calling out the Tileman's grift is being disingenuously retarded
ogey

>>71074815
When you open with 'there's no objective right or wrong so I refuse to answer the question' it sure is. Go post all this as a twitter reply instead of seething here retard.

>>71074815
nigger he's posting WWYDs on twitter, what grift?

Tileman thinks he'd be the strongest corpo jong chuuba if he joined one, which is adorable

my flow...

>>71074974
It's shameless of him to think he can properly provide answers as if he's some kind mahjong authority

>>71071953
6p is the obvious one, 9m could make sense if you weren't dealer

>>71074968
Actual brain damage.
There is an objectively right answers but it changes on the context. I'm pointing out that tileman leaves that part out until he reveals the "correct" (his words) answer. Which is a crock of shit.
>>71074974
The grift is:
>Come argue on my channel and give me attention.

>>71074362
how strong is mari?

>>71075307
Furry sacrificed the entire thread's flow last night for that yakuman.

>>71075512
simply dont jong with the furry and he cant steal your luck :3

>>71075365
it sure is, but the other guy arguing is making this about the question itself rather than arguing against tilecuck's retarded answers, whatever they may be.
>>71075430
>I need to see the bakyou

>>71075481
she can bench her own body weight, Pippa is going to get knocked the fuck out

What if instead of talking about tileman we play a friendly hehe :3

Reminder that Rezuul spelled backwards is Luuzer

>>71075430
his answers aren't revealing more context though? they're still based on exactly the same information

>>71075730
>Israel

>>71075707
I'm not feeling very friendly right now.

>>71075481
Physically? She works out a lot. Not cardio bunny shit, actual weighs. In jong? She said last night after the collab she doesn't really wanna play jong and plans on trying to distract Pippa to avoid playing.

>>71075481
I don't even know if she understands how to jong but pippa will still deal in

>>71075867
It would be so funny...

>>71075770
Check the last one. He added the context of "We don't want to focus on the faster ternpai now because future shapes maybe" while on an earlier it was 'so we can get a faster tenpai teehee'.
>>71075616
I think you misunderstood me. I'm trying to shit on Tileman by attacking the question. Our goals are clearly aligned.

sockman is just like me fr

Majsoul Enemies Room 39066(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39066

>>71076236
There's another Xenia here?!

>>71076336
I love ojous
>>71076236
Started.

There is only one tsundere-kun. Everyone else is just fake and not real.

>look away for 2 minutes
>room posted
EVERY TIME

>>71075863
>spoiler
Grim. Pippa should play with ______me who'd want to jong with her.
>>71076336
>>71076425
I love playing against her emotes

>>71076531

I hate the xenia think emote.

>>71076656

>>71076815
I always do the angry emote whenever you do the think emote! I hate it! It makes me feel like you're judging me!

>>71076656

>>71071953
7m, 9m if this guy is retarded.
The sanshoku chance on ryanmen is too big to pass.

>>71076105
balancing speed and shape isn't context, it's basic theory to maximize your chances of winning a hand. the previous WWYDs were not sacrificing shape for speed, so nothing is contradictory here

>>71077142
I answered 9m because I assumed tileman was a bit retarded

>>71077142
>>71077229
Why is 9m retarded?

>>71077202
My argument was more against the differing weight of importance on getting into tenpai asap between the answers.

>>71077766
the theory goes that if you're planning on eventually discarding 2 tiles, the riskier one should be thrown out first, since there are less people in tenpai earlier on in the hand.

>>71078010
Oh I see

if it was me I would have been in tenpai three turns ago

>>71077766
>6m acceptance for tanyao pinfu as dealer is... le bad???

>>71078260
>tanyao pinfu
>when tanyao pinfu sanshoku is an option
Anonchama!?

>>71078464
you're gonna, at best, see 234m 67m 3456p 234s 88s on turn 8, and cut a whole 67m because sanshoku pivot? it's completely different to cut 67m over 79m

>>71076531
She likes playing with friends more than she likes the game itself. The reason she latched onto jong was cause there was a collection of people that played it that were smaller than her that she could play with.

>>71076511
And who is that?

>>71077861
>first question
>same acceptance, take the shape that guarantees pinfu too
>second question
>not tenpai and same acceptance either way so hold off on kan until you miss the aka (i dont know if he should or shouldn't have to explain that kanning pre-tenpai is usually silly)
>third question
>no point in maxxing speed to confirm a shit wait for non-dealer 2 han when it's no longer early in the game
>fourth question
>no point in tenpai for a shit wait for 1 han when we can get sanmenchan dealer haneman
seems consistent to me anon, and he's probably just yoinking questions from books so the answers are pretty sound

>>71076236
>no damas
>plenty of kans
that was just a friendly room, well jonged

>>71076236
WJ
Xenia on Xenia violence

>>71076236
ggs

>>71076236
Wj

Stalking time?

>>71083875
no

>>71083875
flow levels are too low to jong...

fuck this game

>>71083875
Who to watch? There's many options.

>>71083875

>>71084144
Go against the flow and become the master of your own destiny.
To jong is to go against the heavens and not to become it's slave.

>>71084290
nvmd

>>71084747
>Go against the flow
good job fucking up your dao cultivation bro

>>71085224
flow is real

my toimen got ronned on and stole fourth from me not fuckin bad

No QB uuuuuuu

>>71085314
Only started with 7 unique terminals, went for chanta push to keep the option available though.

>>71084965
The Dao is not the old Dao, yet the stars in the sky remain the same. If the Dao is corrupt, I must find my own path.

I'd stream me watching fox play, but I'm eating.

>>71085587
it's just going to be a boring loss anyway

>>71085587
I'd stream, but tummy hort (for real, not the women kind)

>>71085636
stream anyway QB

>>71085512
You people read too many chink novels.
I do too and it hasn't helped me.

I am the dam impeding your flow

all these nice hands being cursed by flow

>>71087277
I'm not undergoing Dual Cultivation with you anon fuck off

>>71087277
Keep at it, the more flow you hog the better I get at this game because I'm not relying on luck to win

I wanted thirteen orphans... but you anons never give me the tiles!

>>71087379
Would you dual cultivate with me...

i hate you dragon-loli-kun...

>>71087401
I will out-luck your ukeire

>>71087872
Better now?

WJ

>port priority means still last

well jonged! how do i stop playing tanyao?

you will never understand my discards
because I don't understand my discards

>>71088750
Are you even playing for tanyao? you call everything.

>>71088761
that's cool. i don't know what i'm doing most of the time anyway.

>>71088795
i try to play the hand i'm dealt. i understand i should be aiming for higher value hands, but i just don't see it. it would seem to me that almost every single hand i'm dealt is shit, unless i happen to draw a lot of doras or a very good starting hand.

>>71088750
stare at this and make something worth more than 1han

>>71088924
>Nagashi mangan
Is that even in MJS?

>>71089027
yes

>>71089027
Yes, ive only ever seen it twice and both times it took 1st from me

>>71089067
Please tell me there is not an achievement tied to it for yaku...

>>71089142

>>71089142

>>71089232
sacrifice all 13 orphans hands to nagashi mangan

>>71089232
>>71089233
Maaaaaaaaaaaan
The achievement name is really good though

>>71089232
>>71089233
it's free if you're playing s*nma

>>71090057
I'm pretty sure it's almost impossible to get the 12 doras achievement outside of sanma

Alright, give me your flow rituals, I'm going full occult

Fuck jong

>>71090893
I know I have flow by the third draw

Jong sex

Squib of bad flow

why is thread so alive today

>>71091470
I was here. Those posts? All me.

>>71091414
>tilemans had 1 first in the last 10 games
>ive had 1 first in the last 10 games
>im just as good as tileman

>>71091563
He's doing slightly better than that atm.

>>71091684
derank is still in the cards

>>71091470
the actual reason is because of all the dead hours for /pcg/ today

>>71091684
>two 1st places
>twice as good as me
my brittle pride...to dust...

>>71091734
i've been enjoying the Rie streams

>>71091783
Could be worse, you could be famous cat with his mountain.

>>71092363
I checked and kek'd
>t. famous cat

BAKER

>>71092363
>valley of despair
>mountain of hope
>valley of despair
>planes of futility
famous cat has had a very rough go

>>71092531
Page 8, calm down.

I will bake

>>71092531
If I bake, I promise you the stupidest bread you've ever seen. Are you sure, fellow Daoist?

>>71092700
You shall have your bread this time, junior.

>>71092758