/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to take ecstasy with Lumi and Hina.

Phasers are the best livers.

i wanna loophole the fuck out of my JA princess

This thread will be

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

I trust Lumi

>>71130392
are you sure about that?

You're on the list.

I want to sniff Eimi's fat and sweaty fujo ass.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Obey God.
Praise God.
Worship God.
Submit to God.
Kneel for God.
Bow before God.
Honor God.
Pray unto God.
Devote the self to God.
Give up your worldly possessions in the name of God.
Eliminate sin from the world in the name of God.

I used to look down on the guys who went to SEA to find a wife, Jelly made me realize they've been right all along.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>71130449
people post this and sniffing chairs but they don't really want to do that right

why is the ip count not showing up anymore?

who will be catsitting the cat that Lumi is supposed to be catsitting while she's out of town?

>>71130559
election season

2024 is the year phase connect phases out

>>71130582
Two more weeks.

What is tenmas schedule this week??? I cant find

>>71130545
I'm a smellfag, stinky girls turn me on like you have no idea.

I love Shiina!

>>71130605
an american phaser has to file for
misclassification with the dol first.

>>71130582
God.

>>71130545
they want to do it, and they would do it exactly once if given the chance before regretting it immensely for the rest of their lives and being cured of their disgusting fetish permanently.
this happens with most brapbros, scat fetishists, and "femboy" enjoyers

>>71130559
Because I hacked 4chan

>>71130559
They're going to be trialing persistent IDs and flags that last for a calendar week. The IP counter is redundant.

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

It's still only day 1 of her vacation and I'm already stalking her socials and looking for alt accounts. There's no hope for me.

>>71130582
me

Word cloud of last thread

>>71130582
if they end up streaming tonight I will send a superchat asking about it

It's amazing how antis always find an angle to use whenever Lumi leaves.

>>71130744
I hope not
that would ruin half the fun

>>71130747
Himeschizo please let her enjoy her offpako break.

>>71130533
Runie Ruse is my favorite african american chuuba!

>>71130767
>dead stream cat
Yubi...

>>71130747
that's not a picture of rie

I just want to marry Lumi and rape her every night.

>>71130744
>They're going to be trialing persistent IDs and flags that last for a calendar week
Where is this rrat coming from?

>>71130767
>post pippa

>>71130406

Nanobites is really cute. The Fish should phase her in.

>>71130767
>nice flesh later cum
>jew retarded ass
>yapping means money
>menhera catsitting

>>71130747
saves me the effort of doing it myself
do keep us updated

Newfriend here, this is probably a retarded question but do the talents ever check their Marshmallow pages anymore? The ones I've checked look like they've been inactive for months.

>>71130744
If they do I'm going full pankoposter for the high score of ESL correction every thread.

>>71130814
No, that's definitely Rie. I'm certain of it.

>>71130881
probably not, with all the death threats and NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER they undoubtedly receive

>>71130767
>post pippa
The word cloud and my captcha (P0RN XX) is sick of Lumi anti looping and demands /pcg/ returns to it's default state.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 46 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71130767
>seething women pcg

>>71130406
I feel like Lumi would be too embarrassed of herself to wear shimapan

since its ramadan who in phase is most halal?

>>71130881
Jelly probably does. I sent her a nice message when she was baiting concernfags like me a few weeks ago.

>>71130767

>>71130944
I thought that was supposed to be shading, not stripes.

>>71130944
>thinks that Lumi wouldn't be into role playing

>>71130910
that's moenaomi, not rie. if you're going to schizo over her at least make sure you actually post a picture of her

>>71130747
> It's still only day 1 of her vacation and I'm already stalking her socials and looking for alt accounts. There's no hope for me.
I like to imagine hime is a real life version of that joke pippa made before of how if you want an egirl you have to dig through 20 different layers of alt and vent and lewd accounts before she follows you on her real real real account, and it’s only at that point that you’re in

Being a schizo pays off. I get Lumi to do what I want every time without fail.
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1767265049712959992

Cat Schizo, Lumi heard your whining
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1767265049712959992?t=yscD3FOHL_HeZkPq_kkdJQ&s=19

PIPKUN BTFO (AGAIN)
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1767265049712959992

>>71130926
Pretty sure the site has an auto filter built in, but it's probably also easy enough to get around. Not sure if it even works on English or just Japanese.

Lumi would be sexier if she was a mezuzah you know what im sayin?

>>71131052
the real real real account is also a fake self incidentally, there is no real her at the center of it all

>>71131065
Now make them do an offcollab handcam

runie fat and black lol

where............................. where........................ where....................................................................... where................................

>>71131040
If you can read that twitter account and not immediately peg it as Rie I dunno what to tell you. Rie is pretending to be a gay crossdressing sharkboi on twitter.

>>71130747
kill yourself

>>71131005
It's a joke. She wouldn't wear the uniform of a bunch of filthy slav killers. Like haha, what about those panties? haha.

>>71130767

>>71131160

>>71131115
yeah btfo of her juicy, plump pink pierogi.

>>71130744
God I hope so.

>>71131161
you're retarded, i'll even spoonfeed you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6q6sD0q2e4

Who the fuck is posting Lumi on /gif/?

>>71131239
link?

>>71131211
Pipkun is not a she.

>>71130992
I sent one to Pippa the other day. I hope she sees it even if she doesn't reply.

>>71131065
>>71131115
schizo bros? our response?

>>71131187
Man, Saya's powerwash stream really made me want to save her. She feels like that one girl you pick up as a discord kitten that ends up ruining your life. I need that in my life.

ReichPhase Konnectssariat?

>>71131200

>>71131065
>>71131115
ロル

>>71131160
Sakana locked her in the box for drinking non phase coffee

>>71131260
he will be

>>71131262
her backlog is probably 10000+ by now

>>71131161
Anon, I knew the guy behind moenaomii since before he even started out as a vtuber. That's definitely not Hime.

>>71131296
Half of these are agnostic or deist.

>>71131115
Shes covering up her crime.

>>71131239
What, her coomer workout edit?

>>71130767

>>71131272
I'm the reason she posted that in the first place. Just like I'm the reason she posted Daily Lumis (nearly) everyday she was away for her workshop.

What happened to the IPS count?

>>71131296
*tips fedora*

>>71131318
2.3 inches deep inside that blonde jerusalem donut,

This is the grimmest chat I have ever seen. Poor yuri

>>71130881
Lumi said some time ago that she reads everything, even if she doesn't respond

>>71131386
they stopped counting smart fridges so it's just 1 every thread now

>>71131272
Never underestimate us schizos, we'll get the new angle ready soon

>>71131325
Maros were a mistake in fact Vtubers shouldn't even respond to comments on VODs or tweets.

>>71131296
>makes a shitty general for no reason
>cross posts
Atheists are cancer.

>>71131373
no me in the reason

20 posts are mine

>>71131410
Robbe Hall is crackanon

>>71131331
Interestingly “he” collabed with Moon Jelly

So I can post shit all day here and people won't know how many IPs are in the thread.

>>71131224
Ah shit, that voice is definitely different. I'm insane.

>>71131410
most of her chat is on twitch.

Man it's so windy out today the earth must be spinning real fast. I pray lumi has a safe flight I don't want my oshi to die.

Is there any way to check how long other chatters have been paid subscribers on twitch?

what the hell happened? I come back and there's a million baitposts and everybody melting down in all directions

which phase girl would be the most insufferable if you had to six next to her during a 10 hour flight

>>71131485
The guy was SEA and one of the indies that made it somewhat big way back, so I'm not surprised.

>>71131410
she's simultaneously streaming on twitch
which i'm pretty sure isn't allowed actually. i should report that for her because fuck hostages

I am a guy and I like cute things.

>>71131552
literally click on their names...

>>71131528
what's even worse is you keep posting her here as if it's going to change anything

>>71131571
pippa

>>71130391
Sorry for distracting them, I'll keep my pants on next time.

>>71131556
they sworgled too hard

>>71131410
Apparently the youtube stream is just permanently behind?
I don't see any point trying to chat unless she's asking for something from YT specifically

>>71130907
there's like two pankophiles who are esl and often misfire

>>71131581
it's been allowed, they changed the rules months ago

>>71131556
Bans expired.

>>71131606
insane delay on youtube

>>71131571
None of them would talk to a stranger but Pippa would smell like mustard

>>71131556
This thread will be better.

>>71131571
rie

>>71131584
same desu

>>71131296
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>>71131438
It's amazing how there are groups of theists who believe that they have to be a shitter for the sake of their eternal soul and atheists still find ways to one up them.

>>71131606
that's why Lumi stopped simulcasting, the delay was annoying and so was the software you had to use to set up the simulcast in the first place

>>71131581
>she's simultaneously streaming on twitch
>which i'm pretty sure isn't allowed actually.
Only if you're a partner, I believe.

>>71131571
I hate talking to strangers so the one that talks the most, therefore, Runie.

>>71131587
Thanks I don't really use twitch and don't watch lumi much thanks to that but I'll start just to check who's been one for 23 months >>71130361 to try and guess who's shitting up the threads

>>71131571
Dizzy's RP stream involving this exact scenario made me believe she could potentially.

N I G G E R

>>71131571
>six

>>71131571
runie cause she's fat

>>71131721
>Implying he was ever subscribed

>>71131798
>runie is a landwhale
Where does this rrat even come from?

still amazed michiru apparently has hair long enough to step on it

>>71131556
ips are gone

>>71131849
she said she is over 180lbs in a stream once

How do the Phase girls feel about the pankoposters ruling pcg?
>shame
>envy
>rage
>joy
>pity

>>71131528
I like that she does both I can be on YouTube and still watch I am content with that

>>71131883
That's not that big

>>71131849
>does he know?

>>71131849
people who dislike Runieposters are now trying all sorts of crazy tactics to discredit her

>>71131880
>shut-in that never leaves the house
>has long hair
why are you surprised?

>>71131906
That's right Mr. Bond.

>>71131917
naruhodo.

>>71131883
how do we pump those numbers up?

>>71131849

>>71131849
Pl, shes not THAT fat though, it's just shitposting

>>71131906
for a women? thats kind of big...unless she's pretty tall...like very tall

>>71131849
some anon posted kirsches hand and pretended it was runie

>>71131849
People shopped Kirsche's hands into a Runie tweet screencap and one dude's been incapable of taking the L on falling for that for a straight week now

/pcg/ being/pcg/ amplified the rrat.
And now you know!
And knowing is half the battle!

>>71131926
i'm a shut in and i shave it all off because hair is kind of a pain
i can easily imagine a female shut in just taking a quick scissor to em and keeping it short for the same reason

>>71131883
please god don't let this be true
please god don't let this be true
>>71131906
that's over 80kg anon

>>71131880
I bet she looks like sadako or the grudge
Hot

>>71131906
American moment.

>>71132001
>And knowing is half the battle!
because knowledge is power!

Uruka and Lia are fucking

>>71132052
Uruka wishes

why does Filian have to leech off my girls

>>71131660
If everyone played Factorio for 7 hours a day they'd be much happier.

alright anons post your weights
70 kg

>>71131987
One day I will have my 5'10" 180lbs powerlifting oshi

>>71132052
>two paranoid bottoms fucking
*How*

>>71131964
It's so fucking over

>>71132052
Yeah, me.

>>71132083
nice try glowie

>>71131964
ehh

>>71132003
>I (a man) am a shut in and I shave my hair
>Michiru (a woman (alleged)) is a shut in and doesn't shave her hair
wao

>>71132083
nice try but you're not getting my data for your spreadsheet

>>71132083
i dont know kg sorry

>>71132052
confirmed by Lumi on twitter

>>71132110
fine, post guns (with visible serial numbers and other marking)

>>71132083
73kg at 184cm

factorio is fun until you get to train autism

>>71132083
105 kg (all muscle)

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>71131964
Does Kirsche have cystic fibrosis

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71132083
75kg, 180cm

>>71132083
165cm
45kg

why is the new gundam yuribaiting i don’t like it

>>71131897
aroused

>>71132218
Channel link?

>>71132218
femanon?

>>71132218
hot

>>71132221
It's been a year.

>>71132218
bro you are so small what the fuck

Mom found the Wemi mousepad

>>71132218
marry me

>>71132270
that aint a bro sister...

>>71132218
post your flat chest femanon

>>71132218
i could probably kill you in a single punch

>>71132083
74kg, 181cm
65kg bench
100kg deadlift
80kg squat

>>71132238
one day... hoprfully...

>>71132272
Was it stained anon?

>>71132218
This is a child

Tenma’s being a femcel again

>>71132317
>hoprfully

>>71132238
https://www.twitch.tv/elfinpsyop

>this tenma stream
So is the the fabled asian femcel?

>>71132083
180 lbs

>>71132297
i refuse to accept the presence of women in this thread. if any women are here please leave, this is a safe space for me and i will be very uncomfortable if you do not.

>>71132272
FBI open up!!!!!! XD

I lost track of what in the world tenma was talking about

>>71132218
will you be posting yourself in the pippa socks?

https://poal.me/1u0cry
https://poal.me/1u0cry

>>71132341
this girl is really cute and pure in a wholesome non-corrupted by corpo bs and life way, but she is not femanon.

>>71132083
90kg @ 180cm Yes, all because I'm a sucker for Tenma

>>71132272
anon...

Any Phase gooning streams?

>>71132383
cant read any of that.

>>71132410
aLL OF THEM

>>71132218
Wait a second, isn't this Sakanas height/weight??????????

Too many Euros in this thread

>>71132349
Anon...

>>71132272
Oh nonono bro it's so fucking over for you

>>71132245
just going through my backlog don’t have time to watch all the latest releases

>>71132383
what the fuck is a kg how much is that in 8oz steaks?

>>71132473
europoor hours

>>71131964
https://www.tiktok.com/@gemini_tay7/video/6798999834385829126
Liar liar die in fire.

>>71132473

>>71132511
about 4 and a third of steaks.

is tenma a gypsy

>>71132511
It's 1/10th of a burger divided by 3 football fields

>>71132372
>when you score a date with a girl like Eimi the stream
Just smile and nod

>>71132511
If you're average american height and weight (not meme) then just click 56-70kg.

>>71132383
2 femanons and 2 femboys

>>71132574
she's a roman, like panko

>>71132511
it's a little over 4 big macs

>>71132349
>Fabled
Asians in Asia just don't bang.
Non-meme actual femcels are genuinely not that uncommon there.
It's just what happens to civilizations that become gerontocratic and stratified past a certain point. It's happening in the west too just far slower but I know a bunch of younger female zoomers who never dated either.

>>71132574
no

>>71132341
Alright shill, I will check out your chuuba

Honestly
Lumi should finish system shock and start system shock 2

>>71132308
Autism maximus.

>>71131160
Don't ask questions you can't handle the answers to

>>71132574
only half

>>71132574
Only half.

>>71132547
How did you even find this

what's wrong with nano?

>>71132473
I'm gonna be here for another 4 hours minimum.
Do you like, uuuh. Manual transmissions?
Bears? Raspberry soda?

>>71132679
>>71132686
Romania is not the same as Roma, you trolling plebians.

>>71131160
What actually happened? Did she say she was sick or going somewhere?

What quiz is this?
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse/status/1767272331825574292

>>71132574
a filthy one

>>71132547
Runatics are too powerful.

>>71132717
nothing she's fine

>>71132739
i know, but the running joke is that everyone calls us gypsies
t. romanian

>runie gonna do a DnD stream
LFG

>>71132083
90kg down 22kg since june last year and still going

>>71132749
> Rogue
> Dex: 11

>>71132732
>Raspberry soda
I like the lingonberry shit they got at IKEA

>>71132823
good job anon

>>71132749
probably d&d and me

>>71132819
>romanians aren't gypsies
LOL, nice one.

>>71132749
>Rogue
I anti.

>>71132742
she only said she wants to stream but is 'busy' in a tweet
nothing from streams iirc
but this pattern is not abnormal for michiru

>>71132819
Could Roma have come up with the absolute banger that was the WASR-10? I think not.

Is Yuu a virgin?

>>71132823
good on you king, keep it up

>>71132927
Woman post

>>71132927
I am
thanks for asking
but work on your grammar

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbzqvblW4Q

>>71132927
>Is Yuu

>>71132927
I am...

>jgbftg
How's tenma today

>>71132749
The one Hina posted on the 'cord
https://dnd-character.me/

>>71132749
>intelligence
>wisdom
I have my doubts about this quiz

>>71132819
Salut omule roman! Toți cei pe care i-am întâlnit din România erau surprinzător de frumoși și vorbeau foarte bine despre orașele lor natale. Sper să nu mai vezi un ungur în viitor.

>>71133017
she's extra fertile today

>>71132927
I am actually I'm saving myself for my oshi

>>71131386
Hiroshimoot wants to fill the site with bots like twitter does

>>71132083
290lbs

>>71133045
is she ovulating?

>>71132883
Romanian are not Gypsies. "Gypsy" Roma are migrants form India.
Romanians are not even Roman rape-babies either.

>>71132699
Google, yandex just next to the file name.
During Pikame incident, tracking down all the sex change clinics in my area require more works.

>>71133113
bro, that was the joke

>>71133113
>Romanians are not even Roman rape-babies either.
LOL

>>71133141
>require more works
pankoposter, get his ass

>>71133018
>'cord

>>71132083
I don't know if I'm doing this right...58kg 157cm

>>71132927
Pronouns are never capitalized in English, Frau Anon. Also, you spelled it wrong.

>>71133182
he's just Indonesian

>>71133235
channel link?

>>71133163
Stepping in on the middle of the conversation to share random knowledge is just my thing. No offense.

>>71132830
Swedish hack, mix the lingon and cola from the soda fountain

>>71133166
anon what do you think the Italic branch refers to?

>>71133312
those with a bit of a slant about them

>no IPs
Where are you people?

>>71133340

>>71133358
it's just me and the voices in my head

I can't find the Runie cougar voice clip. I don't even remember if it was on yt or twitter

>>71133358
election tourists

>>71132923
you know, we used to have something similar to the second amendment too but after WW2 the commies took our guns away

>>71133358
>1 post
>306 pages
>no posters
grim

>>71132349

>>71133235
bros...these are just feminine men right? there aren't actual women in these threads are there?

>>71133400
>he still believes in election tourists

>>71133390
runie d ruse twitter

>>71133438
where do they get the money to live?

>>71133449
you better start believing in election tourists
you are about to be flooded by them

>>71133492

>>71133438
I've seen functioning, near NEET alcoholics live more fufilling lives in JP.

> She doesn't cook
A fucking oyakodon is like, 530¥. I wouldn't cook either.

Phase Connect WILL be the largest vtuber agency in China by 2025. Screencap this.

RATE THE FOX
RATE THE ASMR
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE TENCEL
RATE THE STREAM

>>71133492
Parents

>>71133448
>there aren't actual women in these threads are there?
i wish there weren't

>>71133438
>lipstick and makeup just to go out and buy groceries
this is fake af

>>71133546
even at 28 yo?

>>71133548
you WILL make an exception for ioriposter

>>71133539
>A fucking oyakodon is like, 530¥
I would pay that for a rinmama/lia oyakodon

I'm starting to notice Tenma likes snake themed vtubers.

Explain the purpose of this

>>71133577
the culture around family is different in Japan they may not like it but they will pay for her it seems

>>71133400
From which election?

>>71133580
ok, she can stay

>>71133621

>>71133621
fatty moment

>>71133621
to stimulate my neurons

who’s unironically the most racist phaser

>>71133603
She's cute

>>71131695
Everyone can now.

>>71133621
the slightest glimpse of panties at the very edge, it also accentuates her wide, baby-making hips.

>>71133670
Me.
Fuck you.

>>71133640
This Year's.

>>71133670
Michi

>>71133580
To be fair, when you're that flat, do you really count as a woman.

>>71133621
Why? You already know

>>71133670

>>71133390
https://twitter.com/RuseDRunie/status/1761608305795883259

>>71133670

>>71133621
SEX

>>71133580
I'm seeing a severe lack of deer pits in the thread tho

>>71133640
Taiwan election tourists

Nanobites is really cute. Sakana should poach her to be an invader!

>>71133670
Any that are of Asian descent.

>>71133818
I agree.

>>71133454
>>71133745
love you
Didn't realize she had an alt

>>71132083
131 kg
I plan on killing myself.

>>71133621
JP putting nanotech in the water that causes all women's bust and waists to widen during ovulation.

>>71133824
Lia is not racist

>>71132823
Great job anon, keep it up.

Reminder that when Lumi says her "cousin" is on standby she means her boyfriend.

https://twitter.com/RunieRuse/status/1767275280534515735
kek I didnt even noticed she edited the evil in

>she's volga German.
LMAO
Her mother has been looking around to see if she has royal heritage, ya schmuck. She's Slavic to the bone.

>>71133897
Yeah, me.

wtf is this snake girl

>>71133864
I miss Have Sex Man.

>>71132083
I have 2.5, 5, 10, 25 and 45lb weights.

Dizzy Dokuro?
More like Ditzy Bakano

>>71133897
Her COUSIN lives locally. Take rrat poison.

>>71133897
>>71133915
2 more weeks

>>71133930
she kinda cute

>>71133897
Her COUSIN and his family live locally.
Take rrat poison.

>>71133944
Isekai'ed.

>>71133566
Have you ever met a woman?

>>71133971
>>71134030

>>71133971
>>71134030

is dizzy a phase friend?

>>71133566
It's japan looking presentable is valued.

>>71133971
Yeah and I take my "cousin" to high end restaurants on the weekends unironically. I wish I could do it without the implication

>>71133566
It's not, anon. Oh, you thought the boomer jokes about girls taking forever to leave the house were tired old humor?

>>71133540
Tenma isn't good at zatsu desu

Nano is so smart for someone who lacks braincells.

Lumi fucks her brother.

>>71134269

>>71134269
Yeah, me.
>verification not required

>>71134239
She streaming?

https://poal.me/kzp2yb
https://poal.me/kzp2yb
https://poal.me/kzp2yb
https://poal.me/kzp2yb

>>71134302
Yeah, she's streaming Superliminal.

>>71134089
Where do you think were are?

>>71133897
>he got BTFO on the cat thing so now he's cuckposting about her cousin
very nice

>>71134269
I'm Lumi's brother btw

>>71134338
how smooth is her brain?

>>71134384
It's a perfect sphere.

>>71134269
starbro is the ultimate /fit/izen
swolt, neet, lives at home, and has no interest in women

>>71134269
I bet her parents like to watch too. Those communists who had nothing else to do besides forced labor and have sex with each other.

>>71134315
You believe in the moon?

>>71132749
>>71133018
Oh Hina did two of these then.

>>71134315

Space is only real in the abstract.

>>71134517
You aren't even real.

Space is only abstract in the real.

>>71134315
Happened but they staged the 60s photographs

>300
DORYAAAAAAAAA

Nothing exists. It's all imagination made up by our brains.
Which don't exist either. Neither do we.