/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my gold digger of a wife

shontoes

Be the kind of husband she deserves. Be kind.
I also hate how it looks like no one even noticed this and just kept yapping about their own facial hair to get pity points from her. /unkind

She knows the consequences if I catch her bumping on muzzies.

friendly reminder that shondo hates white knights

Go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, shondy, it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Baileys like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday

You can find her in da klub, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed
You can find her in da klub, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

retarded baker forgot a link

>>71136645
it will not be included
this is the first and last (you) you will be getting from me

>>71136551
reminder there is a difference between being protective and being a white knight

>>71136696
Most sane shogga

This thread will have more cute and sexy images of my wife and less timelooped derek brainworms.

>>71136788
Perfect

We are so back baby. #Barbies4Lyfe
>captcha: MAP SHH
I’m scared.

>>71136720
sperging out completely because someone said they wish she did art streams is not "being protective" kek

it's going to be a boring thread then but i'll welcome the art just as long as it comes with good actual stream screenshots, gifs and videos

>>71136788
i wouldn't mind a few more short stories or scenarios too

>>71136334
Thanks for listening to my request

>>71136921
what does that have to do with what i said lmao

>>71137113
everyone always says they hate those so I stopped posting them

>>71136551
Nice filename

How pimply do ya think her face is? Would she let me pop the big juicy whiteheads?

>>71137113
>>71136947
>just demanding shit without contributing anything yourselves
KKKringe

>>71136834
Kek

>>71137200
you will never be a woman kiri

you're ngmi

>>71137145
WHO SAID THAT? please keep posting

>>71137259
Reminder that does not apply to being catty bitches /here/.

>>71137312
yeah but she WILL take note of your IP address
you're fucking done for, bucko

>>71137259
there is literally nothing she can do, its all our fault she doesnt call out or ban infighters
its our fault she doesnt have a spine

>>71137259
actions speak louder than words shondo

>>71137360
Hit the gym, Butterbitch.

>>71137379
>its our fault she doesnt have a spine
sorry i said i was only going to donkey punch her but actually i picked up a tyre iron and slammed it into her back

>>71136788
I admire your optimism

Remember for when you visit

>>71137515
most of these are fibs

>>71137548
If she doesn't follow her own rules hit her over the head like a real man

>>71137449
licking chocolate sauce and ice cream off of shondos tummy

>>71137515
This is a very cute list and I like it, even the fibs

>>71137548
especially rule 13
i kiss her shunny every night

thinking about how many times i've probably spoonfed shondo here about her own life

>>71137681
thinking about how many times I've called her a retarded nigger

post your most favorite SOVLFUL shadow art

Thinking about how many times I've called my wife a nigger faggot here.

https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1767295052856856760
She's such a sweet little girl, i love her and I'm happy she has good friends

>>71136551
shondo's definition of white knight is purityfags concerning, your definition is anyone who disagrees with you
>>71137259
anonymous discussion isn't infighting

>>71137259
This is the funniest thing in this thread. How insane does someone have to be for actions to contradict words so much?

>>71137739
Awwww this is so sweet

>>71137766
did she give up on the art?

>>71137772
>anonymous discussion isn't infighting
she also said not to say mean things anonymously in places she doesnt read

>>71137739
I really really like this one, even if she looks retarded

>>71137820
she will finish it on stream in 2026

>>71137822
disagreeing isn't mean and it's usually the people complaining who do that if at all

>>71137820
Probably not, just had to her something out there
She might just finish it and post it later

>>71137739
The burger feeding and the little hearts are peak

>>71137822
I agree with you somnium

>>71137749
Nostalgic memories

>>71137772
>shondo's definition of white knight is purityfags concerning, your definition is anyone who disagrees with you
well, she was also talking about people that get offended on her behalf, which is you and every other white knight in here.

>>71137822
it's only mean if you take shit seriously, break containment and bring /here/ shit into her twitter and discord.
if you are that fucking retarded to a point of not understanding board culture, you need to just kill yourself.

>>71137971

>>71138007
if you wont get offended when someone says something mean about your wife, do you really love her?

no i will not like her low effort post about women I don't care about

>>71138007
disagreeing with you and getting offended on her behalf aren't the same thing

>>71138072
This unironically, we're agreeing a lot today somnium

im not somnium

You type like him, thought it was weird and out of character for him

calling someone out as being (username) and insinuating that you are (username) should be bannable offenses on this website dedicated to anonymity

>>71137971
i really like how cute this one is. just everything about it makes me Smile

>>71138300
agreed

>>71138211
you are obese

>>71138300
If it was dedicated to anonymity you wouldn't be able to put a name
But i agree

hello guys it's me dewd

>>71138352
no :)

>>71138378
Hi tuffnarr

>>71138378
you didnt fool shondo and youre not fooling us, ray

>>71138378
It say you are "Anonymous", newfag

>>71138435
why would i care about dewd

no i'm dewd hole

whos worse at identifying who is behind a post: shoggers or shondo? im gonna go with shondo because she atleast has the power to see the IP address of the poster

>>71138484
SyadouShrug

>>71138041
I watched this stream last night hoping it would help with the shadoweekend, but it made it worse.

>>71138484
hi bratty

>>71138529
lel

nobody has called me out since that one schizo that claimed I was an alt of an alt and also an anti

>>71138596
we're not going to forget you wd

>>71138547
I mostly watch clips and read unrelated stuff to pass the time, watching vods that I need to catch up with is also something I do
Shadow weekend hurts so much...

Gotu

>>71138761

I need more of these images

Ah yes, I am Hirosaijo! It is good to see you my fellow husbands. I reassure you completely that we will have a good thread today! That I can definitely promise you. Remember guys that I love you! Please stay safe.

>>71138300
but its funny

>>71138931
I'm keeping you in my memory as having shat in front of shondo

>>71138931
Why are you impersonating someone, Mr Vito

SyadouPogger me next

>>71139027
hi khaal

>>71139132
Nope, but i also won't tell you if you get it right, please understand

>>71139185
hi shondo

>Send two messages a stream
>Hi Shondo!! :syadouLove
>Thanks for the stream Shondo!!! Love you!!! :syadouLove
>Sometimes forget to chat at all
>Shit post more ITT than actually interacting w Shondo
Something is broken inside me

>>71139185
shutup raknov

>>71139221
I chat quite a lot but still switch to here during streams regularly

>>71139221
you are me except I normally post 200-300 times during a stream, most of the threads are just me replying to each post that isn't me, sometimes multiple times with different view points

>>71139214
>>71139224
Nope

>>71139358
;)

>>71139358
I need more images of her drinking from this juice box

>>71139427
me on the left

I SAID JUICE BOX syadouPanik

>>71139427
GWAK GWAK GWAK

oh god please don't put the image of shondo being an absolute cock sucking demon in my head

Oi, she's gobbling her whole wank.

>>71139526
She's a biter don't worry

>>71139553
once her lips get around it you're trapped

i wonder if she makes that gagging cat sound

>>71139692
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>71139644
she wont bite me

>>71139427
Hi Pinis hope you’re doing good

>>71139644
a little bit of teeth never killed anyone

>>71139763
She’s not really but rarely is

>>71139644
imagine seeing her teeth marks on your pp...

covering the bruises on shondo while she covers the bite marks on me before we go to a fancy restaurant

keeping the bite marks and bruises uncovered so others know we belong to each other. Shondo's agreed to the "I fell down the stairs" narrative.

>Lobby 2, darksouls 1, darksouls 1, dead rising, dead rising
Thoughts?

odds that she spent no fewer than 5 hours putting those pngs together so she can say she did work all day

>>71140365
mid

>>71140365
good as long as you get past the mexican

https://youtu.be/RacxNskxySo?si=cLq7OeTOUQmzikwq
>taking Shondo for a drive
>sun is shining
>windows down. wind tossing your hair back and forth
>”lemme show you a song”
>play that
>belt out the falsetto with confidence
>absolutely nail it
>She’s never heard you make your voice go that high
>eyes get big
>confusion and uneasiness flashes across her face before she cracks a smile
>”you’re a colossal faggot” she giggles

>>71139526
she swallows whatever enters her mouth and has no gag reflex

>>71140737
imagine her massaging the tip of your pp by swallowing repeatedly while it's in her throat

>>71140365
lobby 2 ds1 dead rising ds1 and sunday kusoge/zatsu game

you're making me breathe deeply

>>71140365
if you actually enjoyed DR then sure

>>71136334
Where's the misskey link?

>>71140499
1:1
interpolated by 40 minute bouts of dissociating under the desk

>>71141082
the groomers won

>>71140634
Cute and I agree with shondo

>>71140365
No shot she puts DS1 there twice. She hated DS1. She had to cheat the first real boss with summons, kept getting lost and she'll smash her controller after Capra's dogs knot her.

>>71141082
>>71136696

lol :)

>>71141082
Not the op, but I don't personally care about it being there or not, but it doesn't even share the name of shadow, so no reason to link it

>>71141254
Why not? it's her, she even showed it on stream.

My ratt is that she did it to make new husbands look for it and to filter them
She doesn't like the new gay ones

>>71141446
what if im new and only gay for sho

>>71141446
nah she just doesnt want the old groomer gang to feel special

>>71141507
baseg syadouNonderogatory
>>71141549
I also believe this

>At the fancy restaurant, the waitress takes your orders and is shocked to see fresh bruises on her arms and neck under her choker.
>"my goodness, dear! what happened to you?!"
>The waitress looks at (you), with a presumptuous glare.
>You look at shondo sternly and then give her a playful wink ;)
>"uh.. I, ummm... I..."
>shondo's natural social nerves making her unable to speak. (you) speak up for her.
>"She had a nasty fall earlier today down some stairs, nothing to worry about"
>The waitress huffs and glares at (you) again, shondo takes notice to this bitch's sudden change in attitude.
>"Well if there's anything else I can HELP you with, I can speak to my manager for you, dea-"
>shondo jolts, gripping the knife on the table. She growls at the waitress
>"IF YOU RUIN TONIGHT WITH MY HUSBAND I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT OUT"
>The waitress stunned, looks back at (you)
>"I'm sorry, miss, she's had a rough day and she's refusing to rest after her accident"
>The waitress fucks off to give your orders to the chefs, never making eye-contact with either of you again. (you) spend the rest of your evening playing footsies and enjoying a fancy dinner together.

>>71141507
Should be fed into a woodchipper

>>71141361
stop being a retard

>>71141507
write a poem about sho

>>71141549
When she posts the link herself you can imagine all you want. Until then you're a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sERiPuOQyvo

>>71141728
i'm not watching this, dewd.

>>71141643
she posted it on stream, she posted it in a reply
and she makes sure everyone knows she is going to post something on there with a vague twitter post

>>71141583
Cute, i like this side of shondo and (you) seems like he'd bare a devilishly smug grin on his face

>>71141787
>she posted it on stream, she posted it in a reply
No she did not

>>71141583
this is very nice anon thank you

>>71141867
don't memory hole her last stream she posted the art that she herself made on the ipad segment
and when someone asked about her "hella fricked up art" or whatever she responded with ririko in all caps interspersed through the reply

>>71141773
youll watch and enjoy it baru

>>71141773
Kek
>>71141867
Nta, let me correct him
She showed rrk art on stream, but she did indeed hint at it in a reply

shondo just make an off-hand comment about ririko and let's get this loop over with

shondo make an offhanded comment about how you're going to marry me and lets get this over with

shondo just play with my foreskin with your teeth

>>71142225
that sounds pretty dangerous

Shondo I'm sorry they had to cut off some of my foreskin because of slight phimosis as a teen
Will you forgive me

SHONDO THE CHRISTMAS KARAOKE INSANECAT

>>71142375
Kek I completly forgor about this

>>71142375
December 2028 at the earliest

>she is refusing to show us her sheggs because it serves as a painful metaphor for her being unable to bare children for us
>she is doing this to spite the newfags that go on and on about impregnating her

Why did she lie about not doing sub only streams?
I know what the answer is and I'm baiting it out because its very disingenuous to say oh I'm not doing subs only STREAMS I'm doing subs only WATCHALONGS.

>>71138300
Yeah! I agree!!

>>71142536
Retard esl(nonderogatory)

>she is refusing to do a stream of servicing darkened penors marashon
>even though it would be her best stream in months

>>71138513
wouldn’t that make her better at it??

>>71142536
Ok, I'll indulge you.
>Why did she lie about not doing sub only streams?
I think the primary answer is that she wants to minimize the audience size for the other totally-not-streams, and so doesn't want to talk about them at all on twitter any more (rather than the more polite "oh yes there is this discord subs-only thing, but those aren't really streams and don't count")

>>71142508
Next christmas week 10 hour karaoke stream pls and ty

>>71142536
I didn't even notice that lmao, typical shadow

>>71142537
yes yes everything is the fault of newfags

What's the problem with the guro in the first place?
I don't understand.

Last subs only stream was barely subs only, the vod wasn't subs only so I could watch it live by refreshing the page to lengthen the stream

>>71142537
>unable
i am willing to test this scientifically for the benefit of all shonciety

>>71142892
it filters people and she wants to siphon the most money possibly

>>71142537
she brings the subject up a lot for someone who hates the fact that they can't have children and never said or seemed like she was super sad about it recently. children would be nice but i don't need them to be happy with her

>>71142892
Scary to normies, liable to cause drama shitstorms

>>71142892
not advertiser friendly, would lose money

>>71142813
Why did she actively lie to the guy instead of just not responding then?
And why does she want a smaller audience size when she loves all her viewers?

showing a small icon and dropping a hint on twitter is not the same as it being public knowledge
the link will stay out of the OP for as long as i am baking

Somnium my intention isn't to turn you gay for shotoes
This is the 2nd time you syadouSob'd shotoes and first time on purpose

>>71143074
>Why did she actively lie to the guy instead of just not responding then?
That's a fair question, was bad move IMO. She's pretty prone to being trolled.

>>71143074
she doesn't love them all the same and she doesn't like being intimate with people she's not married to, which there are more of on main

Can someone link to her reply that hinted at it? I can't find it unless she deleted it

>>71143074
>when she loves all her viewers
that's where you are wrong, she doesn't

>>71143159
She isn't married to anyone, incel.

>>71143086
I hate you less as of today.

>>71143086
Well yes, and dropping a hint shows direct intent to avoid adding the real thing.

>>71142949
>>71142967
>>71143048
Okay. Now I get it.
It's just strange for me personally to hide something like that, it's quite common, at least in my environment among girls.

>>71143074
Where the FUCK did the lie part come from? All she said was there being only a couple subs only streams recently
The part where she liked being smaller is due to having less responsibilities and a more comfy time with less vive breaking. Nothing against husbands.

>>71143200
funny bbk larp, made me chuckle

>>71143124
was a moment of weakness please understand :)

>>71143183
She says she does constantly though

>>71142537
>>71142959
I am no longer asking, Shondo.
Get pregnant.

>>71143235
She's not hiding her love for guro, even said that word for word during the iceberg stream, she just isn't publicly posting it due to being a bad brand image and could make some girls not want to be friends with her

>>71143307
yeah that's her job

>>71143270
Incels hated her because she told the truth.

it isnt even that bad its like the most entry level guro art ever, people see far worse just scrolling through exhentai in unrelated tags (assuming they didnt filter it)

>>71143381
so true sister go off on these chuds

The "worst" guro she drew was her getting penetrated, but she never reposted that

>>71143266
She said she thinks she did exactly 2 in the last year, which lines up with the fallguys and work? subs only streams. The lie comes from the fact that she does subs only watchalongs which Im sure she is using as a loophole to not call it a stream.
The main point of that guy's request was to do less subs only things in general not just strictly twitch streams.

>>71143433
you can see worse by scrolling on shitter no need for exhentai

>>71143364
are you trying to say shes lying about this too?

>>71143433
Regardless, it's not going to help her latest gamersupps deal (or whatever) when she gets brigaded on twitter about it.

>>71143550
This can be explained by her assuming they only meant the twitch streams, thus making sense. The person didn't specify.
Please understand, she's retarded. I also think she meant the drawing stream and fall guys one and didn't remember the work productivity pilled one
God i wish to see that fall guys vod

>>71143301
I understand

Shondo, what’s your pet name for husbands? I want to better imagine what you say when you’re being needy in the cabin, like needing something off the top shelf.

>>71143550
she fibbed to a third rate and ignored his request. who cares
>>71143627
she does love all her viewers, just not the same. if you want to call that a lie then sure. who cares

>>71143828
She'd go by first name
>>71143837
Husbands* not viewers

To be fair I thought the guy also meant twitch sub streams until I saw what you guys were saying here

>>71143897
>>71143837
She doesnt love any of you. Stop projecting your incel feelings onto her.

>>71143899
Sure thing, shadow. Apologize on twitter then if that’s the case

>>71143978
Nuh uh, she loves me, stop anti-ing

>>71143978
untrue, she telepathically tells me she loves me every second

>>71143978
stop fibbing i forced her to say "I love you" to me after my $1 donation or i was going to have a meltdown

>>71142959
baby fever from the barbies is contagious, its only a matter of time

>>71143837
But she herself says she loves everyone equally

Would you let god/an angel impregnate shondo

>>71143978
>syadouDoubt

>>71143984
>>71144163
yes fleece, she lied and she's a gold digger. who cares

I'm 95% of all emote posters

>>71144284
we know neosky

>>71144339
I meant here syadouHehe also not him

i didnt feel comfortable replying to her barbies tweet but now i feel like i should have but its too late

>>71144284
oh hi. I have an auto regex filter for all posts with emotes

Let me be a fag real quick, was a ribbontan link ever posted /here/? I am having an unbelievably difficult time finding the handle for it

>>71144432
Ha lol loser!!!

Anyways have a look at my beautiful wife’s cute flat chest!!! I want to give it all of the kisses <3

>>71144527
cute boy, would

>>71144527
>sho rtx
god i would do unspeakable things to this boy

>>71144527
anon.... please stop im blushing
I have all of her flesh posts saved but i never look at them because im too embarrassed to.
I feel like i can barely breathe when i see this

>>71144185
i am a god and i will

>>71144461
SyadouOhgod

>>71144527
ToT

>>71144527
would run my fingers all over the shummy and the shollarbones while burying my tongue in the shunny

>>71144632
Post them homo

>>71144754
maybe if you were nise

>>71144527
Why is this so erotic

>>71144788
Please post them homo

>>71144527
shondo please post some shonpits

>>71144823
kys ironically

>>71144854
I say this phrase all the time, are you me? In which case post em please Smile

>>71144924
dm me and i'll send them to you

>>71144962
:(

>>71144962
dm me first

playing 'got your nose' with shondo

>>71144924
nta but since you were nise here's a reward

>>71145131
This but using my mouth and instead of that I just put my mouth over her cute nose and start licking it with an insane amount of enthusiasm

>>71145261
>posts the picture she sent to her golden boy

>>71145261
ToT the leg curves

>>71144854
It was (nonderogatory) you fricker!!

>>71145554
learn to be Nise :) you will be rewarded eventually

i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her

What the FUCK did this guy mean by this
https://twitter.com/ysiiwfwidgg/status/1767107588288643076

cosmic whore

>>71145912
she needs to play escape from tarkov

>>71145913
it was just Mother's day plz be nise

I hate being sick it's 2 am and i can't sleep and I don't even have shondo uuuuu it's so shover uuu it hurts to swallow my spit
I need shondo uuuu

>>71144788
please sir may i have some more Smile

>>71145261
>>71144527

sudden overwhelming urge to go do more reps...

>>71146114
For the UK (loser country) maybe. Real Mother’s Day isn’t until May

>>71146142
hope you feel better shogga, trying to sleep when you're sick sucks ass

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

>>71146278
Go to goodgirlshadow alt and look at images shoomfie
Concert period was so fun to be /here/, unfortunately it was followed by the retarded manlet brainworms era

>>71146432
Scared oh dear, but also kek

Gn shoggas, i love shondo a whole lot

movie watchalong in an hour

>>71146448
I think you have your timeline backwards. Concert was the kekening era.

>>71146912
Post syadouAyaya on chama

>>71141331
should remove the otis link then, following that logic

>>71145261
i had actually memoryholed the fact that she actually took a fucking picture for him. JESUS CHRIST

I will not get brainworms over this again
im lying

>>71147432
never happened

>>71147762
k

>>71147850
never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened never happened

>>71147762
i had to look back at the tweet to make sure it wasn't a brainworm farmer.
no one else asked but him. i'll cope by thinking she took that because she knew all of us would like it

>>71146432
it be like that sometimes

>>71147850
welp...

>>71146432
I feel the same right now :)

the picture was posted publicly so it wasn't for him it was for us : )

I love her very much

>>71136334
heh people seethed too much about the misskey

i need to swallow shondo spit

>>71137259
There can be only one husband

He asked the right question at the right time. Hard to be mad at him desu.

>>71148183
you realize there are at least 5 different bakers, right?

>>71148260
And can't they bake in the same way?

This mayhem has cast a depraved and savage grin upon my visage.

>>71148245
yeah me

My mood tanked so hard it created a sink hole beneath me which killed me and everyone around me in a 100 mile radius. Good night.

>>71148405
Well they typically do, so when one person sticks in crap that doesn't belong, then it will get removed eventually regardless of whether anyone seethes or not.

>>71148247
It's not you I would be mad at D

>>71148575
the damage is already done and your sikit kurabu was exposed

>>71148650
by all means go hang out in Misskey with all the elites

>>71147850
she’s such a slut for that dewd dick saydouSmug

goodbye brainworm farmers
enjoy your cuck thread

>>71141583
baseg hell yeah

>>71148602
Not him, also no movie tonight.

the brainworms won

i wasn't even trying to farm brainworms i thought it was an obvious shitpost until i looked and immediately regretted it, sorry for dragging that back up
it's not as bad as it looks she wanted to post that anyway r-right? haha......

>>71147850
makes you wonder what they got up to in dms

I forget he's literally a groomer sometimes and it's not a joke.

The best part about being retarded is being impervious to brainworms. They’ve got nothing to snack on. We big chillin’. I cannot be blackpilled. Eternal optimist.

>>71150058
That's nice shondo.

pain and suffering

just abuse dms and act like a sexpest and you can get what you want

im too nise i dont want to hurt her :(
but ive been tempted to at my weakest moments

What about giving Shondo paper cuts on the soft little webbing between her toes.

if you trust shondo on everything else you should trust her on this. she did do it in public so it's not like she thought something was wrong with it.
she probably wasn't thinking when she did that and would have done it anyway or if anyone else had asked
yes i'm doing damage control but i do believe what i'm saying

let's not timeloop too hard about loving our wife, don't want the topic to get too stale

The sun never sets on the glorious Shondonian empire.

i'll get over these worms just like the countless times ive gotten over them before
i love my wife so much i just get jealous :(

newfags?

subathon

>>71150997
It's common to recycle brainworms like that and it's not like anything has changed.

You guys are fucking dumb, get over it.

>>71150997
you rang?

>>71151129
why do you care?

>>71151129
I'll get over it once he gets banned or dies for being too fat like his dead groomer friend.

>>71142959
she talked about wanting a daughter first then a son, the baby fever is nearing

>>71141082
>misskey
op already has links to her dead twitter accounts
so next time you should also include links to all her dead roommate accounts alongside misskey
retard

>>71151591
dont give them ideas

>>71151591
good idea

new
>>71151793
>>71151793
>>71151793

>>71151591
the old dead links should be deleted from the OP

you should spoonfeed me, but nobody else
shondo should trust me, but noone else
everyone is a groomer except me
everyone causes trouble except me
im nise, nobody else is

>>71151954
this but me

>>71151837
yeah, i never understood why are those still included

>>71151954
this but some people are like me too

>>71151993
It's a sort of conservative tradition, and a reminder that they happened (and that it might happen again)
general headers should be resistant to change in general, it's a charm point and defense mechanism.

>>71152313
then we should add RT RRK and Misskey

>>71152445
your dumb and gay

>>71152487
pick 1, delete or add

>>71152562
both

>>71152562
nta. add. the nuclear option.

>retromancer realized shondo's interest in him has raised slightly lately
>traumadumps about having a stroke and going to the ER
he's on that grind

>>71153348
;)

>>71153348
why are americans like this? guy is not even 30i think
lay off the corn syrup retro...