/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's almost Thursday...

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,714,270.70.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 15):
>Moona :: $119,423.29 [196.30% over Avg]
>Aqua :: $94,569.83 [260.42% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $79,752.50 [107.83% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $60,097.09 [65.91% over Avg]
>Ui :: $10,607.21 [12.62% over Avg]
>Calliope :: $8,100.71 [2.52% under Avg]
>Melfissa :: $6,874.35 [38.51% over Avg]
>Reine :: $2,116.82 [15.13% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $0,765.35 [13.53% under Avg]
>Kronii :: $0,191.84 [4.32% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 82):
>Towa :: -$113,140.65 [48.05% under Avg]
>Rikka :: -$73,364.92 [47.27% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$22,334.77 [66.11% under Avg]
>Nana :: -$21,244.54 [50.46% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$20,837.97 [43.69% under Avg]
>Iofi :: -$16,814.98 [37.81% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$15,685.01 [16.85% under Avg]
>Risu :: -$15,185.31 [16.19% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$14,310.37 [10.11% over Avg]
>Fauna :: -$13,221.06 [28.93% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Mel :: 60.58%
>Marine :: 19.26%
>Okayu :: 11.93%
>Pekora :: 10.42%
>Baelz :: 9.83%
>Towa :: 9.54%
>Subaru :: 8.52%
>Suisei :: 8.20%
>Kanaeru :: 7.99%
>Sora :: 7.54%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,527.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $25,504.89
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,472.67

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Matsuri, Moona, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and IT'S RED.

>>71249553
what happens on thursday

I hope you're awake, because it's time for another Seiso Market Update.
Welcome to the Moona edition.

>Moomers has a nice jump after returning from her break.
>Onion has a nice lift. SELL.
>Matsuri hits all-time highs. (I didn't buy)
>IRyS over 111k, HODL?
>Towa dips down after the moonshot. Buy, but be ready to HODL for awhile.
>Sora BUY.
>Anya has a disappointing result from her Birthday stream.
>Kronii and Koyori are having their BDay Lives soon but they are both over 60k, BUY?

Here is the (really late) Monthly Seiso Events for the month of March!
>(I got caught up with divegrass so I completely forgor about this month...)

This month is pretty stacked with events.
We even have Fes as well as sub milestones.
Remember to not get baited, do your DD, and stay Seiso.

*This monthly update is paid for by Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund.

>>71250501
>>Moona :: $119,423.29 [196.30% over Avg]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bros, when's she coming back?

>>71258583
nabimama...

Btw, when are we getting Nene's mama as an IPO?

>>71250501
>>71253157
thanks for the reviews!

>>71258627
Does nenes mama stream on youtube much? Haven't really looked into it before

>>71260684
Yeah I think her last video was 4 days ago.
She is a flesh/vtuber tho so I dont know if she would qualify.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpXYzk_uutXwHCpr2lcRN3w

>>71261007
probably not then unfortunately

>>71250501
>>71253157
thanks for the updates!
>>71254737
koyolive friday! welcome to konkoyo island!
>>71261007
she should she uses a model too!

A good day to buy funds again it seems

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

>>71274124
fubu cute

Work was busy and my computer had a faulty update so I wasn't able to buy funds.

>>71252683
Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Densetsu no Polka, or PolDen for short.

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>>71275236
Pioneer here.
I recommend this be posted every Thursday for those who are suffering from le malaise.

On another note, I liked the episode where staff traveled somewhere (Hawaii?) and asked the locals if they knew who Polka was if I'm not mistaken.

>>71275950
I suppose I could modify it a little and make it a ritual post with a link to the episode of the day. I'm worried the mucho texto might annoy people though. Also, that's a great episode; my current favorite is a recent one, where she had Hakotaro on and they went bungee jumping.

>>71275950
+1 for this suggestion!

Oh right, and before I forget: a little while ago we were chatting about breakfast and someone mentioned overnight oats, but the thread died before I could share my recipe. For the anon who was pondering them, and for anyone else who would like to try, this is what I do when I make overnight oats:

Airtight container (I use something similar to a mason jar about half the size of a normal one, idk what it's called I got it at target)

1/2 cup (65g) rolled oats
1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom
1/4 teaspoon allspice
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ginger
1 teaspoon chia seeds (optional)
1/2 teaspoon salt (i do more like 3/4)
2 teaspoons flaxseed meal (I think you could sub this for protein powder if you wanted?)
1 1/2 tablespoons golden raisins (or any other dried fruit you like)
20 grams dried cherries (see above)
1 tablespoon cane sugar or beet sugar
1/4 cup (60g) greek yogurt
3/4 cup (180ml) milk

You can sub the yogurt and milk for lactose-free options like almond milk without any problems.

You put everything but the wet ingredients (yogurt, milk) in your jar; in a separate bowl, whisk your yogurt and milk together, pour into the jar, close tightly, shake well, and refrigerate overnight.

Adjust the amount of flaxseed for more or less dense oatmeal!

>>71276364
I was looking into buying some some of those airtight jars recently so that I could make some

>>71276364
I'm the overnight oats anon and I can vouch that this would go super fucking hard.

>>71277105
I have three in my cabinet right now, they're almost as indispensable as glass meal prep containers. Take good care of them!
>>71277294
I'm very proud of my cooking! I've worked hard to be good at it, but I have been considering taking weekend classes to see if I can get even better. I believe that a happy tummy makes for a happy life.

I'll be having some good ol Brisket with a side of beans and rice later.

>>71277987
I'm making gyros! I learned how to make white sauce recently so I picked up some lamb on the way home from work. I've got brainrot now though, I can't put mayo in any recipe without thinking of Koyori anymore. Those pesky Joshu!

>>71278235
I've only had gyros like 2 times in my life.

>>71280805
I acquired a taste for both greek and halal food when I worked in a much larger city, and so I learned to make them both. A good kebab place will change your life!

>>71275230
i bought seiso for both!

>>71282403

>>71282684

>>71282995
Are Joshu even old enough to have alcohol? Isn't it dangerous to let them in the lab if they're drunk?

>>71283167

I'm a little curious how you guys found your oshi. What's your tale?

>>71286017
For long time, I was just a hololive fan. the first ever stream that I came across was a stream of Aqua where she was playing Minecraft with Subaru. I then started to watch almost all of them. There was one in particular that kind of struck me as odd, AZKi. She didn't really stream a whole lot compared to the others and instead dedicated full hours of VSingers on her channel. It was then that I started to watch the music videos and started to like VSingers.

It wasn't until later, that she finally decided to stream and dedicated a full stream of nothing but English to her EN fans. I had a chance to see just how charming and caring she was. I pushed back as much as I could of never having a kami-oshi, but AZKi broke down that barrier too easily. On my worse days, I am driving around in my car very angry, and then she suddenly comes up on my shuffle to ease my pain. That is my kami-sohi.

I remember feeling my heart sink when I saw the transfer letter from INNK to hololive since it looked like a Graduation letter with it's white background and black letters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2yeYNI1H2M

>>71286017
My memory isn't all that great but it was probably the miko gta v clip that got me started, and then I looked for english streams of which at the time it was only Haachama (somewhat) and Artia?, later Coco came along. Obviously we know how the other 2 went but Haachama was always my original

>>71287216
>>71287942
Good stories. Thank you for sharing. I got into vtubers pretty early into Kizuna Ai's appearance, but I didn't really get INTO them until another member of upd8 came across my feed. I was working in Japan at the time and she made me laugh so hard I almost cried. I was made aware of Hololive through Fubuki, and I really enjoyed their content but I wouldn't say any of them became my oshi until I heard a voice I never thought I'd hear. I'm not ashamed to admit I cried bitch tears during Polka's debut. Totally unrelated to that earlier vtuber I mentioned though. I have been a diehard Hololive fan ever since, though. I don't do the agency war stuff, but they really are everything I need.

>>71289000
Yeah, it's interesting how the sound of your oshi's voice feels so moving sometimes.

>>71289442
She inspires me every day, makes me happy when I'm sad, and soothes my heart whenever times are tough. I really do idolize her.

>>71291296
Thats beautiful, anon

>>71289000
Ah, I meant to specify that got me started on Hololive. I would passively look at Kizuna Ai and some of the older stuff but nothing serious until Hololive really myself.

>>71294654
Very understandable! Ai was kind of impenetrable in a lot of ways when she wasn't just yelling expletives. Haachama is such a good oshi, though! People know her for the cooking and strange memes but she is caring, wonderful, creative, clever, and really, truly loves her fans. I only have this weird picture of her on this machine though.

>>71275236
Since I shilled so hard earlier, here's a link to the new episode's premiere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1l7W_pbiMM

>>71294868
Chama is a marketing genius!
I remember the Co-Exist arc and how hyp it was.

I'm not sure if there will be much return from the Kronii 3D...

>>71298839
Why's that? I'm enjoying watching it, though that doesn't mean much for stocks.

>>71294868
Shes used that picture a few times for content! PolChama overlap was so cute

>>71299378
oh its fun, I'm just wondering if it will give a great return like the others. I could be wrong tho I'll have to check the vod numbers.

>>71299438
The song they did together was a blast, too. Hope to see more of them.

Wait, it's over?!

>>71300079
Yea, I actually forgot it was today kek.
I caught the part where the chibi came out.

>>71300659
Shorter than I was expecting but she did a great job. Bedtime for me though, stayed up late for that! Goodnight friends! Strive always to be the kind of person your oshi would want you to be.

>>71300791
gnite Zain!
>>71300326
gnite cocoposter!

>>71286017
Cute clothes and feet

>>71286017
As far as I remember, I watched Aki for quite a while before making her my oshi. I randomly tuned into a few of her ARK streams in early 2020 before the Reddit surge while thinking... she was a bit boring. But despite this, I still thought she had a lot of charm, I enjoyed the mature personality she has while still screwing around a lot, seemingly having little taboos and being really invested in what she liked.

At the time, I was more into the Holostars side of the company and while I was watching Hololive pretty frequently, Aki's streams weren't a priority for me. I couldn't put an pinpoint when this changed, but I kept watching her more and more until I could say she was my oshi sometimes in 2021/ 2022. Now I often go back to her 2020 and before streams and enjoy everything I missed from that period while being bemused by how different her voice was back then lol

>>71303719
I think Aki shines more when she is in her 3D Lives as she can show off more of her singing and dancing.

Btw, who of holostars did you watch?

>>71304639
Yeah, Aki's 3D lives are really strong. Her normal streams too, but those aren't immediately obvious, especially compared to other holos who are overwhelmingly charming

For Holostars, I watched chibistars, Astel, Izuru and Kira (graduated end of 2020), Rikka and Kaoru (graduated middle of 2020) quite a bit, I kinda watched everyone in general. With time they seem to enjoy streaming less though, tuning into Astel's streams nowadays in painful since there is a good chance he'll mention wanting to graduate lol

>>71305979
Damn, I didnt know Astel has been feeling down as of late. Last time I watched him was when he was in that vtuber tournament APEX Tournament.

>>71314685
Cute

>>71286017
she is koyote!

>>71325603
Wow the sparks :O

mornin

>>71329712
she saw me!

really good stream!
https://youtu.be/u0Uq-qw8g9o
koyo birthday countdown in an hour!

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,743,959.95.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 45):
>Ayame :: $94,970.06 [147.40% over Avg]
>Okayu :: $35,019.81 [120.46% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $34,567.30 [31.64% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $20,647.81 [21.28% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $20,228.04 [2.06% under Avg]
>Korone :: $16,094.14 [30.29% over Avg]
>Melfissa :: $15,279.11 [86.35% over Avg]
>Ririka :: $14,747.46 [80.91% over Avg]
>Choco :: $14,205.27 [38.06% over Avg]
>Mio :: $13,159.30 [1.88% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 52):
>Moona :: -$142,754.12 [45.04% under Avg]
>Aqua :: -$121,793.55 [47.70% under Avg]
>IRyS :: -$97,106.94 [80.17% under Avg]
>Ollie :: -$69,650.91 [73.81% under Avg]
>Zeta :: -$14,304.91 [17.65% under Avg]
>Bettel :: -$11,840.01 [63.02% under Avg]
>Reine :: -$9,096.88 [1.04% over Avg]
>Altare :: -$9,079.75 [28.67% under Avg]
>Koyori :: -$7,674.59 [0.82% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$5,286.67 [13.19% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 15.94%
>Aqua :: 11.35%
>Baelz :: 8.27%
>Towa :: 7.36%
>Subaru :: 7.30%
>Kanaeru :: 7.29%
>Suisei :: 7.11%
>IRyS :: 6.67%
>AZKi :: 6.42%
>Laplus :: 6.33%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,464.16
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,794.69
Average Downward Adjustment is -$10,342.00

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Matsuri, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and somebody keep an eye on Matsuri. She keeps going up.

I hope you're awake, because (I'm not) it's time for another Seiso Market Update.
Matsuri All-time high edition.

>I figured Matsuri would come down today, she said 'nah'.
>Moona comes down from her highs.
>Buy Aqua, but only if you're willing to HODL.
>Lui is still trying to jump, but keeps being held back.
>I'm waiting on the Holochannel to come down before I get back in.
>IRySocheap! BUY.
>Good to see a ReGloss crack the Top 10.

Bets for Day 7 are already underway for the final weekend.
Seiso Picks will be later today since I will be busy before the matches start.

>>71338858
thanks for the update!

AHHH ITS SEISOVER
glad i went all in!

>>71340479
me on her shoulder!

>>71340479
Side note:
Luna needs less than 8k for 1 million subs.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71340541
Weird, I didn't know I made this post...huh

>>71340590
nanoraaaa!

>>71338858
>>71340479
thanks for the reviews!

Was the Machiroons fund taken over?
I remember them only buying Flayon coins but now it's mostly just Marine.

Market Closed Proteccs and playing piano.

>>71343492
They only bought a couple Flayon and then stopped, I tried to coach them a bit on what to buy but without much luck so I set it to buy marine (and sell when shes green) for slow profit. I already help manage a few other funds so I don't have too much time to optimize for this one

>>71344004
ah, shame it didn't work out for them.
Thank you for your hard work.

>>71343492
seems like an upgrade!

Lunch time! Leftover gyros.
>>71338858
>>71340479
Thank you for the reviews and updates! Koyori's live tomorrow morning will be excellent, I think, and Suityan is debuting a new outfit! I think it's a good time to hold comet...

>>71346727
gyro love!

what should I do to get started?
mutuals are so inflated I can't get any value, and holo stocks are expensive...

>>71348765
Check which coins green and red each day by sorting by % change. If there is a birthday or live upcoming then there will usually be an influx of views and subs along with that, so they will go up when those stats get counted (typically the day after). Music channels are different because youtube doesn't count their stats properly, basically meaning they are an occassional ticking bomb for going green eventually (long term holds). Any specific questions?

>>71348765
start your own fund!
koyolabo makes it easy!

>>71348765
You may qualify for the Koyolabo Entrepreneur Grant that can help you with some extra funds.

>>71348765
buy koyolabo! today too is the best day to!

>>71348765
Refer to >>71254737 for catalysts.

*Note: Pioneer Seiso Mutual Fund is not liable for any loss and damages.

>>71348765
I'm new too! I've been making steady progress - consistently making more than I spend - by just watching, learning, and diversifying. You will get into a pretty good flow of seeing which coins are consistent, which ones spike, and if you pay attention to upcoming streams you can make some pretty educated guesses on price spikes. It's almost as simple as buy red, sell green!

>>71349204
I relied on the Marine meta early on after I made some horrible bets for VTL5 and that seemed to help me grow my portfolio.

>>71348939
So like buying koyo and suisei now is a good investment, since both have event streams coming up(suisei has a new outfit) or happening as we speak, right?

>>71349533
I've been betting very conservatively, haha, it limits my gains but I made more than I bet last weekend and no loss was too painful. I did start investing into Marine in her most recent dip, I expect it'll help me get liquid so I can buy up dips.

>>71349546
nta,
the koyo coin is really expensive so if you're a new player with less funds, I would say not to buy and instead hold the funds to use on Suisei when that dips. her coin tends to dip pretty low which can net you big gains when it does moon.

>>71349546
I was out all day so I didn't actually look at trades today, I can do a full review in a bit. Generally I look at the current views today and estimate how many views they will get tomorrow with sites like (this needs to be updated in the OP) https://vt.poi.cat/stream/live

>>71349546
Alright to not completely spoonfeed you the basics are buy red sell green. For a 'today' review, my base consideration is holofes is soon so not many streaming at the moment, but when they do stream after a break of a day or more they usually shoot up a little, so something to watch out for.
Suisei and Koyori are not exactly the best buys, Koyori loses her sub tick buff tomorrow so should crash a bit, Suisei is a music channel so youtube counts the stats infrequently and weirdly. Generally you can purchase music channels overtime especially on the dip as they will eventually moon when youtube remembers to count their stats again. Marine and Suisei are usually the top dogs to consider for div coining (divs are paid on friday nights) and mooning.
Nene (music channel) hasn't had a view bump in a while, so in the coming week or two I would expect her to moon. Subaru didn't stream yesterday and had a 200k vod today so I would expect her to go up maybe 10% tomorrow, and generally an alright coin for dividends. For the not immediately obvious sells today it would be Ui/Ayamy/Matsuri/Kovalskia as they are overinflated and don't have anything upcoming to keep them there. I will add though that your logic is generally correct in that lives = moon, just in this specific scenario when you dig a little deeper it isn't exactly as expected.

Huh, I didnt know that Nene was a music channel.

Seems like a good day to sell some lower fee funds

>>71354372
And not potato investment since it spiked almost 10% up!

>>71357004

today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

>>71349546
heres what worked for me!
first, the rules!
-to make money we have to sell at more than we buy
-coins tend to spike, usually for a day or two but sometimes for longer periods
-its not necessary or desirable to hold for spikes, it is more than possible to make money with small fluctuations!
-fluctiation on cheaper coins is easy to capitalize on than on more expensive coins, also they have smaller opportunity cost! (ie, gura is at say 140k each, azki is at 20, each unit of gura you hold has 120k if your mayo parked within that could be 6 azkis! but really it could be a variety of cheaper coins that all might spike, widening your reach and potential hits!)
-there is a hard cap on how much of a coin you can buy or sell in a day! its 10x6x24, 1440! (10 max coins you can buy times 6 times coins are bought an hour, times 24 hours in a day!)
-sell8ng has an advantage over buying: the taxes on selling for an individual account are cheaper than when buying!

so! finding cheaper coins, that spike often. and aiming to keep at least 770 or 1440 as a reserve for a megaspike! (so we can benefit from both small per unit earnings daily, as well as for massive surges!)
some coins that worked great for me in the past:
choko, aki, azki(sss+), suisei(sss+), marine(sss++++++), towa (sss+), calli (sss+), kaela, ollie, kobo, moona, etc!
marine is a special case in that she not only spikes often, but qlso gives amazing dividends! mqrine thus isn't just held for spikes but us among the things that will not be sold unless they do! significantly!
this concludes the koyolabo new player personal investment guide! find things you like and have fun!
oh on the stock thing you can make it show you all the coins and you can set them all to say, 6 months view! that will give you a good overall view of how things tend to behave!
finally every day at 9 am nasfaq time things adjust! set an alarm and chenge your daily autotrader then! very important!
-koyolabo!

>>71359914
oh also, buy mel at max! mel can onpy go up! its free mayo!

last call for todays purchases -koyolabo

>>71359914
looking at it, irys qnd ollie are significantly undervalued and should spike tomorrow or the day after too!
azki is also cheap and will moon on most weekends!
if i was to say what to buy id say load on those and mel!

>>71361139
IRyS is also one that jumps often.

The after FES talks also lead to many views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7kZSE4LUI

Buy KOBO

>>71363807
Yea it does seem undervalued at the moment.

What a day! I went out for a midday walk to enjoy some rare sunlight and the weather turned on me during my walk and I got rained on instead. Some other mood-dampening stuff happened, so tonight's dinner will be a simplistic and comforting tomato soup, sausage tortellini, and grilled cheese. Thank you to those posting advice in the thread! It's useful to me, too.

>>71364071
its spring again!

>>71364071
yeah, I had some unfortunate new yesterday. I hope things improve for us all.

Today's dinner will be left over BBQ.

>>71364263
I watched some of Azki's Cities: Skylines stream this morning over coffee! Peak cuteness! I'm sorry to hear about your news - I have the good fortune of my woes being transient, so I hope yours pass soon. Polka's tummy often cheers me up. Maybe it can help you, too.

>>71364263
hope everything works out! sending good vibes!

>>71364351
I was watching it as well. She looks cute when she wears her little hat.

>>71364445
Thank you!

>>71364837
tiny hat LOVE

>>71364919
tiny hat is the best accessory!

>>71364919

>>71365163
Oh THAT hat! Duh! That's what I get for turning my brain off.

>>71366642
AHHHH MARINE DROWNED

Will there be bets for the GarbageFES matches on Saturday? Maybe for the winner?

so, what happens if your balance drops to the point where you can no longer participate in the market?
Are you just fucked?

>>71367566
you can maybe run the gacha, buy an auction pass, and then sell an item for billions?

>>71368372
Yea, but if you can't buy a 20k stock, you aren't gonna be able to buy an auction pass.

>>71364351

I'll drink to that! Cheers!

>>71368372
this worked for me!
>>71368643
AHHH BUY AUCTION FIRST THING

>>71369655
Cheers!

Hello.
This is your hourly reminder to buy KOBO.

>>71372150
ok but just for you

>>71364071
You say simplistic dinner, I raise you my bowl of cereal

>>71374142
what kind of cereal?

>>71368643
A dev can bail you out manually
>>71364263
I hope things improve for you!!

>>71374194
Shreddies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-uZget-_o

buy KOBO~

Goodnight anons

>>71380501
Night!

Dont forget to bid on the 'Will HoloFES Tease a new Gen?' bet.

>>71380501
Goodnight!

Accidentally stayed up too late watching Fauna but I really need to get to bed now. Goodnight friends.

>>71385145
Get some rest, we are in for a wild weekend

Here is a special early Seiso Sports Update!
Day 7 of VTL6!
We are now coming up on the last day of the Group Stage and then we will have our RO16 to determine the VTL6 Champion!
Here are the picks.

>/hfz/ vs /pcg/ - /pcg/
>/advent/ vs /lig/ - DRAW
>/vsj+/ vs /holox/ - /holox/
>/manstars/ vs /tactical/ - /tactical/
>/2434/ vs /wvt/ - /2434/
>/warkop/ vs /wah/ - /warkop/
>/uuu/ vs /morig/ - /uuu/
>/vtwbg/ vs /jidg/ - /vtwbg/
>/choc/ vs /liafromphaseconnect/ - /liafromphaseconnect/

>>71376207
well okay going all in!

>>71385145
Oyasumi!

buy kobo!

>>71390306
done.

>>71390306
even more!?!

>>71395065
roboco cute!

5 hours to koyolive!

Alone on a friday?

>>71402162
I'm not alone! I have my Hololive songs playlist to keep me company!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTUanPZteA
Suichan kakkoi

Very lickable feet

>>71406361

ohapol! up early so i can watch koyolive and still get to work

>>71406350
>>71406361
>>71406448
i am on all fours barking about this outfit holy shit

https://youtu.be/_vzFNtQsqJI
konkoyo!!!

>>71408562
polka on the telly!

KOYOLABO!

oohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,767,647.77.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 22):
>Okayu :: $142,812.91 [398.75% over Avg]
>Nene :: $71,942.78 [215.69% over Avg]
>Sora :: $35,712.90 [52.03% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $30,917.88 [125.20% over Avg]
>Noel :: $25,958.66 [65.20% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: $22,673.20 [21.55% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $16,456.88 [17.30% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $13,960.67 [32.74% over Avg]
>Miyabi :: $9,077.28 [36.89% over Avg]
>Zeta :: $8,484.42 [5.75% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Pochimaru :: -$51,682.01 [0.61% over Avg]
>Miko :: -$34,589.35 [36.80% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$29,332.27 [70.25% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$26,618.82 [49.18% under Avg]
>Roboco :: -$25,128.87 [13.16% under Avg]
>Koyori :: -$23,731.85 [36.72% under Avg]
>Reine :: -$22,093.57 [29.40% under Avg]
>Melfissa :: -$21,796.13 [8.61% over Avg]
>Lui :: -$17,734.25 [48.69% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$17,269.80 [32.47% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Watame :: 16.97%
>Marine :: 13.97%
>Lui :: 13.61%
>Calliope :: 10.62%
>Miko :: 9.41%
>Aqua :: 9.41%
>Ao :: 8.38%
>Koyori :: 8.26%
>Baelz :: 7.77%
>La+ :: 6.52%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,431.92
Average Upward Adjustment is $18,459.72
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,266.80

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Okayu, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 cycles left.

today only! celebrate fes and koyori's birthday with koyolabo!
welcome to konkoyo island! 0% sale!
also enjoy koyori's birthday live and new video!
https://youtu.be/_vzFNtQsqJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QIQk3StRmc
-koyolabo!

I TOLD YOU TO BUY KOBO

>>71412215
>>Okayu :: $142,812.91 [398.75% over Avg]

>>71413690
Ooh damn this ones super nice

>>71413239
joshu bought!

>>71413816
it's veeeeeeeeeeeeery old
but everyone who'd remember it is dead https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/image/BSfSqoCw8y4iX8EX67O0_A/
caught the watermark on the towa tower WEBM and played with that appslop a bit. I don't recommend it, probably sends all your information to some shady company. throw it in Bluestacks or something
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.snowcorp.vita

>>71413239
I'm gonna HODL. Kobo can get to 100k, tabun maybe

>>71415268
I'm holding for them dividends.

I hope you're awake, because it's time for another Seiso Market Update!

>Ogayu moon, we called that one.
>IRyS is a BUY.
>Nene is a SELL.
>Lui is a BUY.
>Kobo is a HODL. (Sell if you are a smol fish)
>Watame is a BUY.
>Holochannel is a BUY if you have the flow.
>Mori is a BUY.
>Ameeeeee is getting the point where I would say SELL.
>Don't buy Pochi.
>Ao is a BUY if you're willing to HODL.
>Mikochi is a BUY if you have enough dough.

Seiso Market Update:
>Koyolabo has a 0% sale to celebrate Koyori's bday and fes.
>Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund his all-time highs!
>Machiroons CEO is back, will they sell off Marine for more Flayon?

Seiso Sports Update:
-Picks for today's matches have been made >>71385812
-Make sure to get your bets made before the matches start.
-The /nasfaqg/ team plays tomorrow in the RO16.

Divegrass and Fes this weekend, so make sure to stay Hydrated and Seiso.

>>71415268
>>71415872
You should both sell at 1x (or 50x for funds), she hasn't streamed in over a week and isn't going to, it will only go down from here as its from a subtick.

>>71416517
yeah, I could do that but I'm not in any rush for it.

>>71416068
Appreciate the effort on todays picture!

>>71417948

>>71416517
I'm using the funds to diversify into Mori, Wata, Irys, and Lui.

home early for divegrass (and it's friday, office was empty anyway)

koyori's live was sooooo good this morning! she kept me energized all day! it was energetic, fun, and very well put together! her dancing was especially cute!

>koyo having all these live events
>koyo still crashes
explain this koyolabo

>>71421955

>>71421955

>>71421752
waoooooooooo!
>>71421983
wao...

>>71425474
nahone

>>71425516
wao! wao wao!

>>71416068
>>71412975
So what you are saying is that today too is the best day to buy Koyolabo?

>>71427963
basically, tabun.

>>71429204
I was listening to this today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kPeaRQKsg

>>71429321
LETS GO

Can't make gains without some losses.

>>71429799
to the moon

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

Looked like it was a good day to sell, sadly I was not home and missed it

>>71432018
at least you didn't sell koyolabo!

all of my picks are shit lol

>>71432770
Who could have possibly foreseen /manstars/ driving it home like that?

>>71433570
They've always been a great offensive team, and in this game all the fuckery was on the /tacitcal/ side.

>>71433651
Yeah, I was surprised to see /tactical/ bungle it so hard after they've had pretty good showings, but that's how it goes. Maybe /manstars/ borrowed /wah/'s retard beam.

>>71433786
The manstars manager was doing his reps and it worked out again.

Expo in 3 is hours!

I unabashedly love /uuu/ games so much.

>>71438215
/uuu/ always brings the shit house but in a good way.

>>71438991
Man I Love Green Lamy

>>71439515
green koyo!

>>71440221

>>71440221
best joshu!

>>71421955

fair to say that I did horrible in today's bets.

>>71444966
ALL IN!

azki in the opening ceremony right now!

>>71453822
https://youtu.be/062NE0osLN8
zeroguess!

>>71454042
this is my favorite look she's ever had, she's SO cute like this

we're up against /hfz/ tomorrow... that's gonna be a hell of a match

>>71454125
yeah she looks great!

I'm glad holofans are loving AZKi after her move. She was hesitant on continuing thinking she wasn't going to get a whole lot of love.

>>71456815
azki LOVE

Against the /hfz/bros huh?
Sure is gonna be one hell of a match.

>>71429204
>>71456815
god I love this. her first and second outfits were SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>71460042
It's a shame she wont use them anymore.
I do hope she gets more casual outfits like Sora does.

/hfz/ v /nasfaqg/ game will have a huge pot to it.
So, don't forget to place your bet!

Bets for Day 8 are now up.
No bets for GarbageFES.
Gambling Carnage review up shortly.

Divies. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(late)

Welp, that was shit.
Anyways, here is how I picked them... *sigh*

>/hfz/ vs /pcg/ - /pcg/ [WRONG]
>/advent/ vs /lig/ - DRAW [WRONG]
>/vsj+/ vs /holox/ - /holox/ [CORRECT]
>/manstars/ vs /tactical/ - /tactical/ [WRONG]
>/2434/ vs /wvt/ - /2434/ [CORRECT]
>/warkop/ vs /wah/ - /warkop/ [CORRECT]
>/uuu/ vs /morig/ - /uuu/ [CORRECT]
>/vtwbg/ vs /jidg/ - /vtwbg/ [WRONG-DRAW]
>/choc/ vs /liafromphaseconnect/ - /liafromphaseconnect/ [CORRECT]

CORRECT - 5
WRONG - 4

Make sure to get your picks in for the start of the RO16!
>/hfz/ v /nasfaqg/ pot will be inflated to a new record.
>Stay Seiso, Go /nasfaqg/!

Divs

Seems like the div calculator is under counting again

Sad my oshi won't be there, but still a bit excited for the rest at least

>>71475012
Haaton...

Big Fat Divies!

BFD is suited up and ready for the RO16!

Gonna have to watch it back in the morning, goodnight anons

>>71484982
gnite cocoposter

KNEEL

>>71457262
this outfit is sex and must be studied

>>71496040
bunny girl outfits are always high tier.

>>71496225
agreed

Divs

sorry was preoccupied
>>71501214
Divs

>>71475012
haaton...
how come she isn't there?

konkoyo!

Finally back home after going to the expo! Sadly I didn't have tickets for the fes, but here's to next year!
It was very noisy, but it was really cool^^ I teared up while watching Aki sing Shallys, she's wonderful! I was a few dozen people wear the Mio hoodie, and there was a fair amount of people with the Korone hoodie as well. I didn't have the patience to line up for the huge queue for the food, but getting to spot all the signs on the walls from Aki and holos and stars was pretty neat
Time for stage 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBwpM98PXcI

>>71513804
wao!

HAATON CHAMA WAS AT FES JUST NOW!

Please note that there will be no Morning Review today or tomorrow, because I will be trapped in a booth with a madman for 4 hours.
The data should still be collected, though.
Go watch GarbageFES

>>71534914
i am sleepy but i am watchin

>>71507154
She was on medical hiatus and came back too late to know if she would be able to even prep for fes, looks like she snuck in without warning anyway

>>71535971
truly the strongest idol!

Like a glint from the blue, it is time for a fake morning review!
Top 3 Upwards Adjustments
>Mel :: $15,118.55
>Izuru :: $14,530.69
>Hololive :: $10,614.76

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments
>Okayu :: $172,965.57
>Nene :: $96,903.01
>Kronii :: $37,607.22

Get baited, pick up some good deals, and hololive hasn't hit its peak yet today.

Anons, I need your expert opinion on when will Cover start accepting cryptocurrency for merch payments. It's like real life nasfaq you know, people will be actually motivated to trade instead of getting bored of it.

>>71542342
hopefully never

>>71542633
why
it's more fun when you can lose real money

>>71542342
crazier things have happened.
but once crypto dips, it causes companies to freak and tell us it's dead and stop using it.

No Seiso Market Updates on the weekends.

But, make sure to place your bets on the VTL6 games.
>The /hfz/ vs /nasfaqg/ pot will be really inflated so it gives you a good chance to earn some coins.

I've made good money this weekend.

We made bump limit once again, thanks all! I'll be out for the afternoon, if someone wants to make a thread go ahead, otherwise I can make one at tomorrows adjusts

>>71549789
Congrats!!!!

Cheer on the /nasfaqg/ team and Aka Supa Your Oshi for the bump limit