/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7162626
She knew. She was hoping to be accepted by her people

>>7162626
Big L

She typed in the wrong code and she says she might be bonked later. Very boomer mistake on her part. Not sure if there will be punishment but it won't be severe I would think. Polka saved her and Mori corrected her mistake.

>>7162626
she know, she just didnt want to be clumped with EN whores

So was Polka her first collab?

>>7163550
She definitely knew....based for trying

>>7162626
Weren't the EN and JP servers gonna get merged soon anyways?

>>7163793
Over my and Ayame's dead body will we allow Korean dogs into the JP server.

>>7163520
Did she actually try to play it off as a mistake?
Based as hell. She's already skirting the lines of what she's allowed to do. I give it a month before she gets put on a hiatus, or they force her to scale back her gaming streams.

>>7163520
It's obvious from watching her streams that she's terrible with technology. She needs a handler.

>>7162626
the jp reject is just trying her hardest to be with the branch she truly wants to be in.

She's just lonely. They threw her into some niche position without any genmates/partners and extremely shit management.

>>7162626
nice edit. where is her real L2D model?

EN management sucks! Let them play on whatever server they want. It would be more fun to watch that way. Let them both mix up a bit.

>>7163939
Holy based

Is it that bad she went on the JP server instead?
Probably a lot better ping as well
Added benefit she's as far from EN as possible

>>7163939
Only you left then

>>7162626
>oh it's a jp server?
>that works too
lmao
I can't tell if it was on purpose or if she was just too afraid to admit a mistake and have to deal with it.

>>7162626
Surely we aren't THAT far away from JP 6 - could she really not wait? Why did she apply for the EN branch?

Why the fuck it's such a big deal? That she is even afraid for being punished for playing on jp server.

Hololive Gen6 reject? Hololive Gen6 reject!

I have just thought of my best rrat thus far. IRyS is Aloe's replacement. It makes sense when she tends to be pandering to JP as much as she does for EN. But Cover can't simply announce it that way since it would just leave a sour taste on a lot of holomen. Aloe could've been the Vsinger that Cover was looking for before that major yab happened.

>>7169988
I'll let you in a little secret: every new member is Aloe's replacement. Because that's how idol agencies work- when one member leaves you just bring in a new one.

>>7162626
She'll never be japanese

>>7162626
WHEN WILL THE STREAM END SO I CAN REWATCH THE ONLY GOOD PART
THE PART WITH POLKA

>>7170066
Aight. I still have more rrats up my trousers. Why did they go for the demon/angel theme? Aloe was a demon who might've had an angelic conscience. Surely there are other themes that they could've gone for. Hell, they could've just made IRyS anything else but that.

The EN members were in the process of being hired before the yab was happening. ID2 is an anomaly so it doesn't fit my rrat narrative here.

>>7169988
She could never live up to being the walking sex that is Aloe.

>>7170066
does this mean that sora was also meant to be aloe's replacement all along?

>>7162626


Who was in charge of irys's model and rigging?
Why is it so blurry?
Why does it have the physiognomy of a potato?

>>7162626
Why is she so incompetent? Is she doing this on purpose? also why is she a vsinger but still streaming everyday? What's the difference between her and Susei?

>>7171459
That Cover will spend more money on her original songs and MVs, and be more likely to get her the covers she wants for archived karaoke streams. She's played the entire system like a fiddle.

>>7162626
(you) do realize that (you) care more than they do, right?
>>7170066
except that cover isn't an idol agency. they're an entertainment company whose employees joke about being idols and whose ceo made a one-off comparison to an idol group for a frame of reference regarding "having a large group of talents under one brand".
>>7170667
aloe was a trainee succubus, anon. do your reps.
>>7171359
>puh-puh-potato!
hey now, that's not shitbafu's work.

I stoped watching the stream cause she's so fucking boring, but i got the impression that she knows almost absolutely nothing about hololive, like she just joined for the brand. I'm getting Mori vibes from her and i don't like it

>>7172195
> trainee succubus
Just a different flavour of demon.

>>7170667
>Surely there are other themes that they could've gone for.
dude it's cartoon waifus not fucking evangelion

>>7163939
This but unironically

>>7172281
I kinda feel like this too. This stream really soured my opinion on her.

>>7163939
Don't bring Ayame into this, she's too busy marathoning K-dramas to bother logging into Minecraft.

>>7164296
Kiara's hate thread died for this

>>7163939
Ayame has to be around in order to be able to lodge a protest

>>7172281
she literally could not recognize the famous HoloJP server, it's even difficult to call it a rrat, it's just a fact

>>7172281
>>7173288
You stupid retards, she barely knows to play minecraft at all and that's why is "boring" she barely knew how to open a fucking door!
>>7162626
Where's her fucking manager!? Why didn't her clear instructions and shit!? FUCKING RETARDED MANAGER DUDE! IM FUCKING MAD IF THEY FUCKIN GPUNISH HER FOR THIS SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING CANCEL HOLOLIVE FOR ABUSING WOMEN
I LOVE YOU IRYS!

>>7172281
You missed her marshmallow stream where she literally said she cried tears of joy because she was selected for joining Hololive. Her old channel had just debuted a chuuba 2D model. Get the fuck out of here with your schizo shit nigger.

>>7173552
Irys is the type of person that Kiara wished wouldn't join.

>>7173929
>she knows almost absolutely nothing about hololive
>cried tears of joy because she was selected for joining Hololive
These are not mutually exclusive.

>>7173929
Anon, anyone would cry tears of joy if the get accepted in hololive, even if they know shit about the holos.

>>7162626
I'm kinda starting to feel bad for Irys, like a new hire in this massive company and they just threw her at her job, left a big stack of paper work and just told her to have at it. No one seems to be helping her :(
It doesnt even have to be a collab just off screen shit

>>7174198
>off screen shit
How the fuck do you know what does or doesn't happen offscreen?

>>7163939
>Ayame
She'll be protesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuN3R8EGfo

>>7169988
> Aloe could've been the Vsinger that Cover was looking for before
With that over-dependence on shitty vocoders? Na son, I don't think so.
I hate what she has become. I wish she'd stop fucking using them. Her natural voice is vastly superior to those shitty vocoded songs she has done.
They are fine for an effect, in moderation, SHE RELIES ON THEM NOW. WHY?! STOP!

>>7174245
Ayame's sister

What is the purpose of collab bans? I have a few ideas, but I don't feel like any are particularly strong

>Stops new member from leeching off senpais
>Stops senpais from leeching off new member hype
>reduces the obligation of senpais to boost every new member
>gives sepais a chance to see what her streams are like
>gives time for the new member to establish who they are with the audience
>prevents premature shipping
>prevents senpais from swarming
>makes it less awkward to fire them if they turn out to be yab

>>7176363
Partly to give them a chance to develop an identity and fanbase beyond being a sidekick to an existing holo, and partly to firewall them from existing members in case they turn out to be a yab machine.

>>7176363
It also boosts generation cohesion because they all collab with eachother first before working with the rest of Hololive. It cements their image with fans as a unit within the larger whole of Hololive, and I guess builds camaraderie if the talents aren't cynical and buy into that kinda thing. This of course doesn't apply to IRyS which is why the collab ban is 100% more idiotic for generations with one member.

>>7176363
>increases hype for eventual first collab
The more you wait the more it'll pay off and the anticipation is well worth a few weeks of solo streams.

>>7174245
Could've been a learning period for her to lessen her use for the vocoder had she stayed at hololive.

>>7163793
yeah but don't tell the resident schizo

>>7162626
Based. Fuck Cover and the red tape. Imagine not letting your talents play with each other on something as trivial as the autism block game.

>>7176363
>>makes it less awkward to fire them if they turn out to be yab
This. 100%

>>7162626
I thought all of en was moving to the jp server anyway.

>>7163717
yes

>>7179740
It's going to be having a Gateway to jump between EN and JP just like JP having the gateway to the Resource Server (which is routinely reset to ensure they always got plentiful resources)

>>7176363
Sounds like a few decent reasons in there, and taken all together make up a fair justification even if you don't agree.

>>7180727
that's such a terrible idea that it might be true

>>7173486
lol

>>7180970
Eh it's not that bad of a thing. Does allow for people to expand off the EN hub area with supplies collected elsewhere also means that the landmarks made on EN aren't lost since simply dumping them on JP means all the EN work's gone.

Also there's plenty of real estate to use on the EN server without dealing with the very crowded central JP server isssues.

>doesn't even know her ID senpaitachi by name
yab

>check stream
How do people watch this thing? It's uncanny and not cute to look at. It's fairly inoffensive but bland in personality.

>>7181056
Phoenixton is probably something JP players would find very useful.

>>7181099
Nobody cares about ID

>>7181056
Nobody would want to live on the EN server. JPs would be too scared to build on the EN server. And JPs would be too scared to use anything that was built on the EN server.

>>7181692
You know Pekora would. Just for the sake of creating chaos.

I want Subaru to build Subangelion on EN holding a severed Clownpiece head in one hand and a large wooden plate that says "fuck eop" in another.

>>7163939
Based Ayamefriend

I thought the stream was cute as shit. She didn't know how to do fucking anything in Minecraft. Mori, Ame, and Polka all had to save her ass and it was adorable and endearing. I loved it.

>>7162626
she 100% knew, chat told her it was the JP server the second she logged in, and she even acknowledged it, and then she even met Polka. I have no idea why didn't she just change to the EN immediately, even though she was even saying that she shouldn't be here

>>7172281
>like she just joined for the brand.
This is going to happen alot more.

>>7172281
>she joined
Cover hired her.

>>7185406
You're retarded if you genuinely needed to correct that

>>7162943
The JP minecraft server has goblins?

>>7185406
she applied for the job, cover accepted her application and she accepted their acceptance by joining.

I need to update my Holofuta pastebin with IRyS, but need some inspiration. How do we think she stacks up compared to the rest of EN?

>>7164086
She love JP girls, she couldn't wait so she broke the rule just to say hi to her JP senpais.

>singing Red Heart in the bathtub

FUCK THIS IS PEAK CONTENT

>>7172195
>except that cover isn't an idol agency. they're an entertainment company whose employees joke about being idols and whose ceo made a one-off comparison to an idol group for a frame of reference regarding "having a large group of talents under one brand".
Yeah, let's ignore the fact that they branded their agency as an idol VTuber agency in late 2018 and launched their idol project in 2019.

>>7185706
Pekora's breeding experiments produced some repulsive creatures.

>>7185131
She'll never japanese

>>7185131
The only reason is because she's only really trying out the game. She was really only thinking of digging down. She was a noob. She thought that there was a pause button for crying out loud. She kept trying to look for a map like it's some mmorpg. I don't think she understands what the whole situation about the JP and EN separation is all about. And also, there were no active streams about MC in both JP and EN. She got the IP, saw it says Hololive and probably assumed it's EN. She switched servers after 30mins anyways so no harm done

>>7186997
She is Japanese. She's probably a JP citizen now if she decided to move to JP after she was able to do so

>>7186087
>Ability: 0%

>>7185507
>>7185842
Cover do not care if you know about Hololive. They've hired so many holos who knew less than a week old clipfag.

>>7162626
The rules aren't some strict law anyway. She just made a mistake on purpose. They're gonna be collabing in the future anyway so why not get a headstart now.

>>7168058
Yeah.. just me

>>7163939
Someone please post the ayame tweet compilation

>>7163793
nope, en isn't a server ,its an azure online realm and thus is not compatible with the JP dedicated server.

>>7187134
Shes a halfu. Not japanese. Do your reps

>>7187246
It hasn't been a realm for a while.

>>7187276
That's pretty much the same since she's already in JP and has been living there since she is able to.

>>7162626
Of course she "accidentally" joined the wrong server lol. Give it up irys

>>7187276
Btw. A lot of Nijis are halfu as well but you will never this bs

>>7187135
Okay, added IRyS, open to suggestions for changes.

Hololive EN:
Mori's penis:
5", circumcised, smooth, and hairless. She's a little self-conscious about it being on the smaller side, but she gets hard really quickly. A quick shot, but ready for round 2 almost immediately.

Kiara's penis:
7.5", uncircumcised. She's pretty proud of it, and often walks around without panties, letting it flop around freely. Quite hairy, and the pubes are two tone, matching her head. Very veiny, with a strong left curve when she's erect. Really into orgasm denial play.

Gura's penis:
4", circumcised. Poor girl, there's almost no difference between soft and hard. Thick and squat, she's really embarrassed about how small it is, and will swear it gets bigger even when she's as hard as it gets.

Ina's penis:
9.5", uncircumcised. A massive, veiny hog, might even get bigger than that. She's very ashamed of how big and monstrous it is, and tries to cum as quickly as she can so it'll get small and be easy to hide.

Amelia's penis:
6", circumcised. Smooth, with light, wispy pubes, Watson doesn't really care one way or another, but thinks it's very funny how jealous Mori is about penis size. She loves flashing it and acting surprised when people notice.

IRyS' penis:
5.5", uncircumcised. Hope has erected! Though she's of average size, she's quite veiny, with a thick tangle up dark pubic hair going halfway up the shaft. With dark foreskin covering a bright pink head, IRyS' penis is a story in contrasts. She gets pretty shy when people ask to see it, but is actually very happy about it.

>>7187372
Which ones?

>>7187154
What do either of those replies have to do with what you just said?

>>7187392
>Gura's penis
Is that 4" each or the combined length of both of them?

>>7187331
Your opinion does not matter to her only the Japanese opinions and the majority will always treat her like a foreigner. Do your halfu reps

>>7187372
Depends. If your halfu but look japanese your normally accepted but if you look like a hint of anything else you'll never be accepted

>>7187477
Hmm, let's go with combined length of both. I can update to clarify. Or maybe one fell off when she came from Atlantis to land.

>>7187198
This is the best one

>>7187483
Thd only reason JPs are treating her as a foreigner is because she's speaking in English but you can see that all her JP fans talk to her in JP.

>>7187528
She's looks nip irl. I doubt she has ever had problems fitting in

>>7162626
Looks like I missed alot while sleeping. Stop forcing irys to be EN trash. She wants pretty jap boys not fat neck beards

>>7187615
Then she probably gets treated like a citizen if thats the case

>>7162626
What's so bad about it anyway? It's no big deal. Dunno why people got so worked up about it

>>7173410
And fucking old men with a fuckton of money

>>7187680
Based

>>7185131
>I have no idea why didn't she just change to the EN immediately
Because management sucks, and she should do what she wants. Coco was right.

>>7173628
>>7173929
why are you so pathetic fanboys? a vtuber with an avatar uglier than the monster in the game, she just started and hasn't proven herself worthy, and yet you sold your loyalty cheap and act like she owns your soul, go kill yourselves faggots.

>>7187569
Now see, I have some doubts about this being anything other than bullshit, because sure, Ayame could get her tweet bwoinked, but the fans of Ina would pile into that thread like a wave.

And that doesn't exist.

>>7187680
Based
Burgers seething.

>>7187181
>7163939
You are not alone brother

>>7187569
>>7188576
The dal'jonchi one was better. Just a little something to consider.

>>7188514
The model is hideous but I can't imagine what sort of troglodyte you are lick my fat fucking nuts retard