/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>7165969
>(octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina) (octoina)

>>7165969
a goddamn cultist

never buy towa

I just made a new OP AND someone stole tongatime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>7166223
>>7165706
you didn't answer...

>>7166223

I thought the deleted accounts might show up once the day was over, but no, still don't see anything gone from the leaderboards

>>7166223

>>7165969
>Octoina is in the OP 10 times

>>7166312
It was a last minute panic OP and now I can't actually find it so it was probably for the best.

>>7166583
if you do 10 - 2 that's 8 so basically 10 is the same as 8, you feel me?

>>7166744
actually it's 8*2 so 16, two octoina, one for each hand

Found it! Easy next OP if you want it, or not, who knows what will happen in the next 300 posts.

>>7166899
Good thing you were slow. Don't need to start another shitstorm from having a literal who in the thread.

>>7166448
>the doomposting was bait too
was still funny
>>7166899
I fuckin miss that bitch. naisu. lock the aspect on the nasfaqg text when you scale it next time. none of you can unsee this now.
>>7167038
faq

I pray for pekora that she will not stream today so that whoever is overbuying her today will get fucked

>>7167066
I just grab the corner and hope for the best tbdesu, I have no idea what I'm doing, there's a reason I throw all my OC ideas out there as "haha wouldn't it be cool if someone did X with Y".

>>7167169
my MPP is so low that it wont matter, and if she doesnt stream that just means i can get my MPP lower. its a win win situation.

>Hey Pomu what's making you take a break next month?
>Hey Pomu what about your surgery?
>Hey Pomu when is your surgery?
>Hey Pomu did I mention your surgery?

>>7167169
>t. cultist that regularly overbuys Ina
>>7167184
Every effortpost in this thread gets an A in my book. Ganbatte, don't let your memes be dreams.

>>7167264
>>t. cultist that regularly overbuys Ina
wrong but nice try

>>7167250
I really don't appreciate the cancer posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a Pomu fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a girl, just like your oshi. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for her? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's oshi. I'm really sad today.

>>7167383
>Hey Pomu where have your tits gone?

>>7167478
They're in my jar

I wish Coconiggers would shut the fuck up for just one thread. I know this thread is practically Offtopic General, but holy shit, just shut up. I enjoy Coco greatly and wish the best for her, but I don't want you shitters shitting up the thread. Fuck off, all of you. This is a Hololive-themed game, and as much as I like her I don't want Coco to have anything to do with this game. Fuck off, you ultragiganiggers.

>>7167478
They were getting in the way. Now i can hold you closer to my heart Anon.

>7167250
>7167478
I thought the Pomuposting was annoying at first but you're surpassing Kiara levels of niggerdom. stop using the comfy sheep for this. she'd sing Pomu a lullaby and tell her it's going to be daijobu
>>7167348
oh, my mistake. How are Ame's divs treating you?

>everyone assuming Pomu is getting surgery to prevent breast cancer
>shes actually getting it to prevent ass cancer

I really don't appreciate the watamelon posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a Watame fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a girl, just like your oshi. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel even an ounce of respect for her? You must. I wouldn't wish shitposters flocking to anyone's oshi. I'm really sad today.

pomu? more like toshart

>>7167549
Take your meds schizo, nobody cares about Coco here.

>>7167626
I wish pomu would sit on my face so that I could eat her cancer out...

It's not called "seething" or being a "saviourfag".
It's called being a committed fan to the Pomu universe, you stupid faggots. Pomu had a fucking storyline going as the nijiEN retard and was going to finish her fairy arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for hololive and decided to let cancer win for literally zero reason.
It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Cancer didn't deserve to win at all against Pomu because
1. It's not a well-fleshed out disease. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against cakes because OP is probably a KFP.
2. Pomu had her own storyline and she's an established fairy in the industry.
3. Cancer literally has an IRL autopin, Pomu has a great immune system relative to anyone else. If you compare Pomu's all time peak to cancer there's no comparison.

Is this what having dementia feels like?

>>7167675
you're taking this artform to new heights

>>7167711
This is peak shitposting. Have a (You). Explain this Mikoler. Etc.

>>7167754
That depends, do you still recognize the face thats looking back at you in the mirror?

>>7167754
This is a tako op, the thread is bound to fuck with your head somehow.
I mean, last tako op was the hoshiyomi dick episode.

>>7167817
what face????

>>7167675
I would never find better words, bravo

>apex
finally some cheap fucking Peckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx21JwLByUw

Can you faggots please stop selling Shion? This wasn't meant to be a PND, you're meant to just sit on it and wait for her to come back. Fuck your dividends, she's so cheap it doesn't matter,

>>7168111
I was wondering, how much does it pay to be a bag holder? Is it a good job?

>>7168111
Reine and Risu are cheap anonchama, Shion is a bonafide shitcoin like Kanata now.

>>7168111
I stopped hating the haatocord after today's shamefur display

>>7168136
205 at 3.7k MPP, no bags here boss, just sad people stopped beleebing.

>>7167817
>look in the mirror
>it's pomu

>>7168205
Don't talk to me about Risu, witch.

>>7168111
and she'll be even cheaper when I finish selling

>>7168249
yeah, 205 is also her div payout but you do you.

>poorfags weren't here for financivial

>>7168458
oh no 0.5% of my portfolio is slightly inefficient what will I ever do

>>7168520
I miss him so much bros

>>7168559
begging people to stop selling but also bragging that shes only 0.5% of your portfolio.
sure thing boss.

>>7168704
I don't understand your poorfag mentality

>>7168704
>implying
lmao poor

>>7168872
thanks for the flashbang

>>7168970
my bad, is this better?

>>7169032
Much.

>>7169032
>Flashbanging
>Racism
Poetry.

>>7169032
much better

>>7168783
my bad I attached the wrong file

AHHHHHH

>>7167990
>cheap
there's a collab buff too, party apex is more fun to watch than solo apex

>>7169344

>>7169167
Are you me?

>>7169375
It's a Peko, Towa, Suisei collab btw.

>>7169449
why are you playing on 150% zoom

>>7169531
because the site looks like shit on larger resolutions unless you change the scale

>>7169449
get on my level yfp...

>>7169774
This actually makes me irrationally angry.

>>7169774
I can finally see my name along side the big dogs

>>7169774
I don't mean to brag, but you might want to step up your game Mogu...

>>7169774
HE'S BACK!!!!

why is suzie inclining hard?
am I missing something, or is it the schizo hoshiyomis pumping their oshi?

>>7169929
>that lonely akasupa drifting by
this has weirdly good cinematography...

>>7169929
I'm just glad you haven't left, I'm still buying Nene for you.

>>7170016
join us

>>7169774
>>7169929
my actual 2560x1600 would've been enough to flex. this is better.

>>7170147
Thank you, I know I haven't partaken in the thread recently, (at least, under the guise of the NenePro Ltd. avatar) and I thank you for doing so despite my lack of involvement. Hopefully, truly bodacious dividend gains will come your way with Nene's seemingly permanent price drop.
>>7170262
Are you rich or something? Do you perhaps actually own the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

>>7170532

>>7169966
yes the devs were gracious enough to restore my account after I groveled and naked dogeza'd for 12 hours straight

>>7170635
Fucker!

>>7170718
what else did the devchamas and honk ask you to do?

>>7170718
How did you contact the devs? I'm not in the discord

>>7170900
We know there's a new thread, you ruined it retardchama.

a dumdum got the abayo

I didn't want to steal that abayo, I am sorry.

>that abayo
Thanks for the (you)

>>7167184
at least someone tell him most photoshop-oid programs use "shift+drag" in the corner to maintain aspect ratio. alt+drag pulls from the middle in all direction, alt+shift+drag puts the two together. does NOT work in mspaint, but pngs also don't.

>Unarchived ASMR
>Unarchived
>that 1.2 mil sub thumbnail
>I smell a shadowban coming
It's gonna fuckin SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK to be a Haaton. who wants to guess what I had to ask Susan to stop fucking showing me? You watch ONE birthday stream to catch a yab...

>>7168111
if your strategy starts with "you guys are supposed to" it's shit and (you) will get fucked over before (you) fuck anyone over like you planned.

>>7171058
So it does, good to know!

>>7169774
>including the whole top 50
this is why I like you

>>7171204
>it's actually OC
>>/vt/image/Dp-g6_Kfg8Ft6QkDcbW78Q
Naisu. Saved to the ogey folder.

The squats will kill me but I might reach 2M today. Let's go!!

>>7171199
>implying I have a strategy
cmon, you should know better by now

>>7170804
many things against my own will, adults are scary!
>>7170918
is joke

>>7170532
nene is well connected, same with polka and botan, massive growth potential as long as hololive doesn't lose interest around the world and it doesn't look like it. I regret not a single one of my nenechi and I think 2.4k MMP will be something to brag about in the future.

>>7169344
let's not bring up greek-letter whore but here's what I have.

>>7171537
You have great taste, my friend.

>>7171537
If only I could say the same about my MPP

>>7170942
>>7170945
don't hate me because I'm trying to be helpful and maybe stop 1-2 retards from making additional threads.

>>7171335
>those digits
had I known it was one of you guys I wouldn't even have asked, hoshiyomis read the universe differently

>>7171105
her streams appear to me all the time and I have never clicked one

>>7171690
i'm the one you replied to by new thread i meant one to trigger the abayo already

>>7171638
>oshi is under MPP
I know it's a funny number but

>>7171768
god I feel dumb now.

>>7171741
We work as willed, space is fucking cool.

>>7170918
if you got your account deleted post name here and we can get your net worth maybe

Is there any special reason that I'm advised to buy divvie coins starting wednesday? Is there something special about this day or is it just because rich people can't spend their liquid fast enough before friday?

>>7171909
the latter

>>7171860
You should, I don't think we've had a single duplicate thread situation since I started playing, if ever.
>>7171909
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. There are usually some dips around hump day, and being forced to buy on Friday means you pay a premium as everyone else panic buys.

>>7171797
Give me some slack, I bought most of her coins pre-deflation

I spent 6m today. It feels... weird. I hope the rest of the week is relatively green, if I'm broke by Thursday again I'm going to have to sell I JUST LIKE THEM coins again, and I REALLY LIKE THEM.

Old streams have covers you'd never see these days, like this.
https://youtu.be/HgeQ_qWkX5k?t=1330

Ignore the second one it shouldn't be in here and was considered in today numbers. First one should be considered tomorrow

>>7172647
mikobro...

>>7172100
I had to go out for a few hours and could only spend 4 million
red days like these are quite rare and a great point to enter

>>7172590
that stream also has
OSHIETE OSHIETE YO
SONO
SHIKUMI
WO

So the /vt/ league is confirmed?

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. You bought the dips, right?

When is Suisei going to sing at the Olympics?

>>7173404
after Miku

>>7173404
If there is no Miku or mechas flying in the closing ceremony I will riot. They promised us Goku, Pikachu and Mario on the opening ceremony and I have yet to see them

When are we getting DMs? I still want to send a dickpic to the nigger that passed me

When day is dark always rember happi day

>>7171909
you're advised to buy them whenever they're cheap, they'll be getting quite expensive starting from Wednesday because weekly performance estimates come to a close.

>>7172647
>>7172767
it's still there, why is your text always the same?
Both of those are still there. What the fuck are those viewcounts even. Sellers already got rich from those views.

>>7174373
disregard this I suck cocks you better sell Miko!

this might become important

Nobody fucking cares

>>7174576

>>7174576
no I mean, even in the context of the game. Imagine the panic-sells/buys if this leads to some graduations.

>>7174612 ok I'll bite. why would it?

>>7174503
>>7174612
Explain how a kson Members' stream would lead to graduations.

>>7174636
graduation by association

>>7174628
>>7174636
kson hinted heavily on opening her "own company" which "helps people" just like "her former employer". from there count 2+2 together who's on the hitlist and why Haachama is back and didn't doompost yet. It's all rrats until someone spoonfeeds us the contents of that stream, but the possibility is there.

>>7174676
no one's going to jump ship you moron

>>7174676
if you think anyone is jumping ship FROM hololive you are delusional. she is more likely to get triangle before a Holo.

pizza update
I think my yeast is dead

>>7174676
There's not a speck of possibility in all the circles of hell that Cover didn't saddle her with a Non-Compete Clause that lasts a period after her employment. If she can't openly say "I'm Kiryu Coco" then she can't compete against Hololive.

>>7174676
>committing career suicide for the sake of friendship
idiot this fantasy doesn't exist outside of your animes

>>7174676
From a management point of view, Cover would have to be pretty fucking retarded to allow their talents leaving to another company by not adding some sort of competition clauses. But from the looks of it, i suppose they really are retarded.

>>7174737
>Triangle
>Kson's second chancer company
This is unironically a cool idea. Give me my Yogurt back.

>>7174746
What the fuck did you do anon?

Let's assume for a moment that it is possible for kson to found a company and poach Holos. These girls are under contracts. They can't just decide "alright well I'm leaving", they usually need some sort of extenuating circumstance or major happening going on to squirm out of a contract before it's up.
So, with that in mind, and judging on the typical hiring requirement of "Must be able to stream at least 3 times a week for one year", and typical renegotiations being done 1~3 months in advance, who's having an anniversary in the next 3 months? Those are your primary targets.

>>7174891
I'm making pizza!

>>7174676
If she really opens up her company, all it takes is one holo leaving for it to start a very dangerous domino effect.

AHOY

>>7174891
Prob forgot to feed the yeast like I forgot to feed my children.

>>7174373
>What the fuck are those viewcounts even
The viewcount when counts were last scrapped. The case of the second is that's the views basically when the video became available and I only run the view collector once a day so they didn't update before the removal.

Large image head.
Network for the last 18h, including top 50 with volume above 66.

>>7175104
>all these fags dumping shion
for shame

>>7175104
>>7175194

>>7175216
hi

>>7175237
I bought shion for 2 hours after adjustments if that matters

>>7175265
i'm just saying hello i love you

>>7173399
thanks anon

>>7175278
I love you too!

>>7175441
thanks

>>7175104
>be yuro
>trades done way before that
>never show up in these graphs when my second batch of trades begins to run in the morning
they call me mr. stealth

>>7175675
i call you mr. poor

>>7174612
I think she's more inclined into hiring 2views on mildom (looking at you, Eilene's group) and NND than Holos but who knows

>>7175692
at least make it mr. budget

>>7175104
where's Sneed and why isnt he pumping Ame? Is he stupid?

>>7175751
hes in the bottom, Sneed and Watoto get their own personal Ames to pump

>>7175751
He is waiting for ame to go on a break

>>7175693
well it's all a big could, people here not understanding conditionals or just baiting are the reasons for basically every single rrat

>>7174676
If she's really picking up people then she wouldn't encourage Haachama to stay in hololive in the first place. It's probably nothingburger.

>>7175810
It pretty much should be, in the "immediate consequences" category.
She might migrate some viewers to her box though if that one's good enough, viewtimes overall will go down with vaxx progress.

>>7175104
Perfect

>>7175675
good morning mr nigger

>>7175104
Is there a chance that you reduce the transaction cap from 60 back down to 30 so we can see more transactions? Just seeing this image and the thought of turning the top two players into my cum dumpsters makes me diamonds

>>7176199
What?

>>7175104
That Shion graph, YIKES.

>selling Irys

>>7176324
what are you gay?

>>7176324
What do you not understand?

>open superchat
>Hoshiyomi: literally a nigger
Why are cometfags like this?

>>7176443
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy

>>7176521
Did your mother teach you to say that?

>cringe and blue pulled posters
Hoshiyomi
Pomufags
Takos

>Based and redpilled posters
Watamates
NENEpros
Mikochads

Large image ahead.
>>7176199
its not readable.

>>7176806
e-eroi

>>7176793
>tfw all of those except takokeks

>>7176806
You have my thanks anon

>just saw mc irys
>pure kino
hope yall niggaz bought that fat fucking dip the bitch gon cycle up dam up streets ahead like a mofo

>>7176793
>Hoshiyomis and Mikochads on opposite ends
que?

>>7176793
>blue pulled

>>7176991
susie is blue!

>>7177017
are you one person or do all hoshiyomis have terrible fucking taste in art?

>>7177047

>>7176989
Mikochads are not CD fuckers, piss drinkers, feetfags, blood lickers and choking fetishists.

>>7177047
art is about SOUL

>>7177079
every time someone lists "our" transgressions the list gets longer. I am once again lost. where did choking fetishists come from???also hornyomis get the rope

>>7177111
got me there

>>7177137
>choking fetishists
I've never mentioned it here but girl necks are very cute

>>7177079
just you wait, the falseflaggers WILL arrive.

ngmi

After watching my first Haachama stream, I want to lick her feet and pump her coin

>>7177079
>CD fuckers
...how?

>There are now only 4400 Cococoins in circulation
>the top Oshicoiner only has 66 Cocos
Damn you all dropped the Reddit Dragon quick sharp

>>7177263

>>7177306
Nah i have 88 cocock, it's just I have 250 ame that's why I don't show up on her oshiboarf

>>7177306
no one ever oshicoined coco

>>7177239
I don't know how to tell you this anon, but haachama isn't exactly known for clean cute feet

>>7177357
And?

>>7177321
Why is this woman literal perfection?

>>7177390
she has MOTIVATION

>>7177372
Just looking out for your health, laddie

>>7177357
They look clean on stream resting on that plushy

>>7177901
she's the stinkiest holo second only to ame

>>7178003
Don't you dare say ame is stinky nigger, she absolutely isn't stinky. She stopped being a hobo that showers once a week, she now works out, moved out to a new better place and most importantly she takes care of herself. She uses conditioner and ties her hair when she goes to sleep so that her hair aren't a mess when she wakes up, she uses skin care products and most it importantly SHE SHOWERS EVERYDAY.
Don't you dare say that she is stinky you giant faggot.

>>7178568

>>7178003
God I want to bottle that musk and drink it.

>>7178619
It probably just smells like piss dirt and sweat, she mentioned that part of the reason her feet are stinky is because she walks barefoot in the bathroom and she sometimes steps on her own piss

>>7178656
thats disgusting but also I meant Ame.
Also also how the fuck does a girl piss on the floor accidentally

>>7178656
...what the fuck, haato.

>>7178697
Have you never seen a girl piss before?

>>7178697
>Also also how the fuck does a girl piss on the floor accidentally
asian bathrooms most likely. they have their toilets on the floor

>>7178568
you don't need to defend yourself, Ahmey

>>7177306
>44
>4 is a bad luck symbol in Japan and China
>4uck CHINA 4uckCOVER
holy based

>>7178961
She is perfect bros...

okay, alright, "the gang pretends to have weird fetishes" leading straight into "no, the gang actually has weird fetishes, who said we're meming" was fun and all but I really don't want the jannies to flock here. Don't get me wrong, funposting during dead hours is fun and there's always an idiot falling for derailing attempts and idiots correcting those idiots, thus also falling for it, that's just 4chan.
...c-can we talk about coins again? I-if you're hardstuck somewhere, I can give you my unqualified top 50 advice for your portfolio if you show your fucking wallet or maybe even help with stuff you'd usually only a variation of
>he is unaware
to. J-just... let's stay comfy, /nasfaqg/.
knowing that some of you really mean the shit they write sometimes keeps me up at night.

>>7179369
Free financial advice?! I'll take you up on that, senpai.

Here's my wallet. I think I made a mistake of selling everything I bought yesterday. I kept the irys and peko though because I got them for a really sweet deal and I thought they'd be good for divvies. I'm just waiting for adjustments now and I don't really know what to do with my liquid besides wait.

>>7179369
I mean there are a lot of people here with weird fetish that have always been upfront about it. Most of them are hoshiyomis, and there is an investigato in denial about his pegging fetish.
>J-just... let's stay comfy, /nasfaqg/.
Really? These few past threads were anything but comfy

>>7179369
free thing please!
>>7179664
Please dont lump me with the hornyomis, we're not all that bad, thanks

>>7179524
Unless you're building up a divvies position (won't take that long yet BUT it's always sweeter if it costs less so good call on doing it early), daytrading in your stage of the game should be your best bet for a high % increase in money. You want to hit a sweet spot of leaving some positions over to prepare for the weekend - once it's friday suddenly everyone realizes every dollar liquid is a dollar not working for you and buys like hyenas just to sell off again.
I see a fat position on peko, hold on to that like your life depends on it - the last two weeks her divvies were generally very high % compared to some chances one had to buy her, to the point that some richfags just have her on autobuy and still make 33+% off her. That's just free money every week. Only sell if there's a ridiculously good deal somewhere you NEED to buy RIGHT NOW.
Pre-adjustment is sloppy seconds time. Not judging how long you are in the game but you probably bought Moona for around 2k, you might get more profit from that than holding those divvies, consider that to make some liquid for further incoming dips.
I see a heavy investment in Tenshi which I would say is good, she was on discount for some reason compared to last weeks and also just broke 1M, something big is coming up for some immediate gains or good divvies whenever it happens.
Those 5th gen positions tell me you like them, Polka is a tad overpriced for her divvies rating, you might consider swapping her for cheap botans IF (and only if) Botan hits ~2k again, unless that's your oshicoin, then godspeed.
IRyS is kind of a wildcard but generally good divvies, let's see how she does but holding also does nothing wrong here.
Those takos won't bring you good luck yet since you lack two. Also never buy Towa. Don't overbuy on Ina over 5k, and Towa was 3.5k for the longest while, I have no Idea how she spiked to 5k, I think she might drop any day now.
Nana and all the mamacoins generally have shit divvies, buy some to represent maybe but don't overdo it if profit is your main goal.

>>7179664
We've been comfy for 3 months, it's nostalgia...

>>7179804
>We've been comfy for 3 months, it's nostalgia...
The thread was comfy before people started sperging about stupid shit and reply to obvious bait.

>>7179980
So never?

>>7179804
Thank you, good sir. I thought you were only half-serious but this is really detailed and helpful.

>>7180013
Hey at least before we didn't have as many tribalniggers as last couple of threads

>>7179712
I don't even know if I can help you much since you are two ranks over me goddamnit but I'll humour you anyways because hoshiyomis treat me well. seem way further into the game, and anything over 2000 coins should safely be in the top 100 depending if that's Gura or Ayamy.
You have a huge burden in your portfolio which is Suichan and her shitty divvies, you know that much because you play nasfaq™ hard mode, i.e. "being a hoshiyomi or takodachi", not to be confused with fucking impossible mode "I main mamacoins", but I digress.
Pretty even positions in tons of coins, you absolutely slept on Botan for the last 2-3 weeks but at least you built up calli and peko as well as some Marines. Those Rushias should stay where they are if they are MPP 4k and lower, generally I do see some coins I would SUSPECT to be shitty from just looking at them:
- Those robots can be converted into sodas for a small gain in liquid and potential divvies, this was the case last week and seems to be a trend.
- Aki, Choco, Iofi, Azki, Lamy, Ayamy and Luna all need a divvies% check to see if they're not better off sold for more stable positions in general, comparing them to their market price.
If all of this is daytrading, disregard it completely of course.
I really hope those shions were bought around 3.5-4k she was before and not now as a meme, otherwise have fun beta-testing the algo for us.
You might experience a jump in ranks in the near future because Suzy is a fucking wildcard, but who would sell oshicoin? Let's just hope the best for her divvies.
Stuff I would work on IF (and only IF) current trends continue:
- More calli and peko because lol free money, stay inside your comfort MPP though.
- Luna whenever she drops under 1.3k is a surprisingly good coin to hold
- maybe re-invest some of the Gura in case your MPP is high
- actually try the haaton-sheet in the OP for peace of mind and a good pointer which of your stacks are shitty holds
This may look like financial advice, but it is nothing else but my shitty current evaluation of the current markets, keep that in mind. Nobody knows the future, shit could change at any time.

Since I need to work I might need some time for the next one.

>>7180243
Botan kept bogging me baka
>I really hope those shions were bought around 3.5-4k
>picrel
Arigathankyou verygozaimuch, anon. at least someone here doesnt hate hoshiyomis ffs. this you mikobro?

>>7180151
full disclosure, all I can give you is market experience of playing this since start and my view of things right now. We all now the basic "buy high sell low" and nobody knows how well coins will perform, not even after hour nineteen thanks to recent meta-changes, don't let them tell you otherwise.
Any purchase can be good or with a goal in mind, maybe someone did twitter-reps, heard something in a mengen, or really just read some rrats and all-ins on the dumbest of shit. If you have some time, I can always suggest to crunch some numbers to optimize. Depending on your time in market, your playstyle can and will change, limited by the hard 144 of a coin per day limit introduced by the cooldowns and daytrading being much more profitable early on because you can sell more % of your stack per button press.
>>7180467
I assumed everyone would know me from those mpv filenames by now and found you by chance looking at references for the 2000 coins statement.

>>7180467
I don't hate hohiyomis but it's fun shitposting about them having weird fetishes

>>7180467
I would touch tips with a hoshiyomi through a CD hole any day

>>7180559
Post dick on floor or GTFO

>>7180641
I would if I could, friend. I would if I could.

>>7180500
checked and bold of you to assume I have the brainpower to keep track of things like that. The most I ever do is take "educated guesses"
>>7180510
dont bulli pls tnx
>>7180559
nigga wtf u gay

>>7180656
Posting pics and dms when? We need to it to share more dickpics

honk, let me invest in dickcoin already

>>7180691
>The most I ever do is take "educated guesses"
that's what I did for the longest time but my oshi is inclining, I need fucking money and ASAP so I resorted to Haaton-Voodoo magic (the sheet in the OP, NOT the bot) and am autistically trying shit to optimize divvies%, fuck I even bought 5 Gura to grab some divvies and sell them off for a profit later on. funnily enough, all that shit is no more than one big, organized "educated guess" if anything.

NASFAQ! Its almost time for our usual game, but lets do things a bit differently today. SQUATS EDITIONNNNNNNNNNN woo hoo! the usual rules, for every percent moved during adjustments, do 1 rep. went red? thats your punishment. went green? enjoy your in game gains with irl gains. ALWAYS round up and do your reps, faggot. proposed modifier: instead of the usual do more reps per percent, any of you fags interested in 1 leg squats? People I talk too always prefer shrimps but Im more partial to Bulgarian pistols. do your research and see if
any of you are willing to give it a go.

>>7180874
It's not a bot you mikocuck don't start this shit again

>>7180902
you now know which one I mean and don't mean.

>>7180892
>1 leg squats
Excuse me what? I'll just use weights today thank you.

>dicklets hoshinigers want cocks
How about rope?

Can i get some financial advice as well? Sounds fun

>>7179804
>I have no idea how Towa spiked to 5k
Tower-sama...

>>7180983
buy shion

>>7180983
Sell that towa faggot

>>7180941
1 leg squats WITH weights. I beleb in u anonchama! obviously not with a bar, use db or hold plates. At least give em a try, anon. People say shrimps are easier but I still stand by Bulgarian pistols. test em out to see what works for you!

>>7180892
friendly reminder to NOT do training you are not confident to do without correct form, you might have the dumbest accident like falling into your fucking PC or cabinet full of animu waifus or whatever and in the worst case hurt yourself, hurting both your progress and your wallet. If you want the challenge, try it in a save environment (after doing your auto-trader reps).

>>7181025
I'm not flexible enough to do either of those unfortunately.

>>7181017
Make me

>>7180223
Tribals would be quiet if the cancerous faggots didn't show up.

>>7180983
how about opening that wallet, KoroneSuki
>>7181040
thats why its a modifier, only for those who truly beleb in themselves. try not to die, stupidchamas.

>>7181103
It's public

>>7181040
>falling into your fucking PC or cabinet full of animu waifus
I unironically had this happen to me a few years ago when I tried dragon flags because of that one /fit/ anime. Falling onto glass is never fun.

>>7180983
quick round because we're right before adjustments:
- get rid of those ayamy in some daytrades, those divvies bind money you could spend better
- same for all the other mamacoins unless you know better or are just betting chump change on a sudden spike
- Great: Rushia, that number tells me your MPP is good, Peko yes, Calli could be way more
- Good: Reine looks bought in the dips, not impactful but not hurtful, Marine depending on MPP but gives fat stacks, FBK is never wrong
- No fucking clue: IRyS, but will be good stacks for some more weeks, might even moon to Gura-levels of performance? I don't watch EN
- Bad unless your MPP is great: Mio, Mel, Azki, Choco, Aqua, Ame, Aki
- SELL: One single Tako to have it divisible by 8 you monster. Even better buy 7 more.
- BUY: the dip(tm)
- WATCH: some Okakoro for a change man.

>>7181068
https://youtu.be/WkdXHQ74khI
Well then work on it so next time we do squats you can do em with 1 leg!

>>7181286
rather Id be able to do a squat with my dick

>>7181246
Ah thanks. While we're at it, i always see people wondering why i have haato mark, korone fan name and rushia as most bought coin... Well, turns out my oshi actually is _____

needing to shit bros, WW@?

>>7181341
I remember asking that once like 2 months ago, by now it's a nice meme. fits in with the theme of the other Rushia holders.
>>7181344
fucking meeting, I need to piss

I need to take a shit and the nearest toilet is 10 minutes away what the fuck do I do

Finally woke up just in time before adjustments

>>7181382
I want to lick her forehead

Remember to buy Shion after the adjustment hits. We're going to the moon.

>>7181441
Not falling for that meme again

Alright lads you know what to do

>>7181415
same

you guys go play with cunnycoin, I'll fit as many of Maririn's fat ass into my wallet as my small networth allows.

Marine is gonna drop even lower. She'll have 30% divvies.
Prepare to feast.

>>7181586
*crabs* or some shit, current meta won't let us have nice things.

REV UP THOSE BOTS THOSE TRADERS THOSE AUTOCLICKERS BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUY BUY BUY BUYYYYYYYYYYY SELLL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Finally green today and I can do no reps today

>Shion went up
>Barely, but she went up
Schizo Wizardry IS real.

IM RICH

>>7181691
round up nigger, no matter how mathematically incorrect. Just one rep huh? why not try a one leg squat?

>Towa value finally corrects upwards only after I've sold her coin off

>>7181733
But it's green, I can't put some modifiers on itI don't even know what leg squat is

>>7181766
>And Towa won't go down cus nobody bought and nobody is selling

>>7181717
We're pulling another Haachama lol Shion to 20k bros

>only 10 squats
Thank god.

I know some anon bet that haato would adjust to 18-22k
pay up

>>7181766
>dumb fucks fell for towa buys
ngmi

>>7181821
1 leg stupidchama, what do you think? and just because its red doesnt mean you cant do modifiers! just search either bulgarian pistol squats or shrimp squats on susantube
>>7181862
why not try 1 leg squats? try em. trust me. try em.

>>7181246
>Fubuki is never wrong
She was pretty bad this week, $1024. She's also pretty overinflated (although she dropped a bunch today) because Merten is forcing me to autotrade Fubuki 24/7 so we're both pumping her up even when it doesn't make sense. Hopefully he'll give up and let me rule the board in peace soon but who knows.

>>7181960
>why not try 1 leg squats? try em. trust me. try em.
I really can't I'm just not flexible enough, I can't even touch my toes you know.

>Shion's mark is a crescent
The signs are all here. To the MOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

>>7180892
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO later, I just had breakfast

>>7181960
Looks like a hassle to learn, I'll just do a x10 modifier with my green

>>7181766

>>7180892
I did 3 leg squats per leg but my form is shit, what do?

>>7181993
>>7182073
you guys are no fun :P
>>7182019
gambare! and give your food 45-60 mins to digest, depending on how much you had.

>>7181973
Generally stable coin with frequent streams, $1k was a low for her and divvies went slightly up last week so I suspect they scale with price points on adjustment, not financial advice(tm) I think she'll be back to a good divvies coin later on.

>>7182004
ENTER

>>7182151
always keep a straight back, toes pointing forward/only very slightly outwards, heel always on the ground, and the minimum depth is hips slightly below the knees. for shrimps, make sure your knee isnt slapping the floor, that can damage it. for bulgarian pistols, make sure your legs dont touch the floor. A "cheat" ive seen some people do is do bulgarian pistols on an elevated surface so that they dont touch the ground, but ive never liked tha. other that that, feel free to do your own research.

>try some 1 leg squats pistol style
>sudden hip pain
>hurts to stand or sit straight
FUCK YOU GUYS I CANT MOVE ANYMROE

>>7182277
if it doesn't go away until tomorrow/after sleep you better go see a doctor.

>>7182277
...stretching, retardchama...

AaaaHHHHH I overslept.
+3%. I'll take it. Choking is a very common fetish btw.

The active accounts above me have 1k+ coins...
I need to catch up...

>>7182367
>>7182384
it goes away if I don't move. it's just one side of my hip right above my ass what the fuck do I do. Stretch it?

>>7182397
hoshiyomi why u gotta be like this
t.hoshiyomi

yesterday/today

So, she is going up again?

>>7182189
I don't even care about her divvie performance at this point, I love Fubuki and a bad week isn't going to change that.

we're far too accident prone. half the people throw their backs listening to /fit/ness autists and the other half click suspicious links like they're middle aged managers at Colonial Pipeline

>>7182417
look up some basic stretching exercises then. cat stretches or smth. because of you im adding "stretch first so you dont injure yourself like a retard" to my ritualposts now.

>>7182397
I have had to choke every single girlfriend I have ever had. Why do they make me do this?

>>7182497
its not MY fault you guys have the flexibility of stephen hawking

>>7182520
>I have had to choke every single girlfriend I have ever had
Same. I like it when you drain their face of all emotion after choking them for a bit. It's like they just give up on struggling and just try to pass out to skip out on the pain.

>>7182497
>Half of us are zoomers that can't do basic research on exercise form before potentially hurting themselves.
>The other half are boomers that don't know basic OpSec For Your Everyday Life despite being on 4chan.

>>7182397
Yes, we already know you like rope.

>>7182497
Fun thread isn't it?

One of these days one of you faggots are going to die and no one will ever know because you're too fucking dead to shitpost about it

I prefer my oshi cratering than mooning in price because I know you fags will buy the dip. It hurts to see my gains go down in real time

>>7182417
Do stretches and keep moving. If the pain is bearable, don't lie down or just sit. Keep moving.

>>7182501
>>7182683
fuck that man I'm just gonna lie down for a bit I literally cant move its like a cramp or something

>>7182277
Tried doing it and I can't even squat with one foot up

>>7182665
Speak for yourself, I have instructions in a folder in my bedroom that contain a list of personal accounts and what to do with them in the event of my death.
Too much of my life is online for me not to have some contingencies set up.

>>7182710
If you are going to lie down on bed, at least try to do some stretches. And if the pain is bearable after a while, stop staying in bed, keep moving.

>>7182667
Apes are scared of red, they won't sell her past the point she was pumped to, we're still #winning.
>Sui is singing the Indiana Jones theme
Winning.

>>7179369
Help. I feel stuck.

>>7182277
Today in /nasfaqg/
>anon deletes his hip

>>7182273
tried shrimps and holy shit my legs hurt plus i can't keep my balance and always end up with my knee slapping the floor. That's it for today's reps, I don't want to being late to work because hurt too much

>>7182710
we're giving you the fix but ogey. resting doesnt hurt either, try applying ice and lying down with your feet elevated.
>>7182717
Today I learn a valuable lesson. majority of NASFAQ is very unfit. we'll do something easier tomorrow then. not mad, disappointed.

>>7182452
that's the spirit, friend of friend

>>7182812
take care, anonchama. as long as you aint dead
>>7182803
kek

Pistol squats are fucking hard, probably not a great place to start for anyone.

>>7182818
>disappointed
Honestly your fault for raising your expectations high for a thread inside /vt/

>>7182803
Shouldn't have clicked that link marked "/api/deleteownhip"

Nice to know I'm not the least /fit/ individual here. I'm done with my 10 reps 40kg squats, I'm not gonna kill myself trying to do 1 leg squats today..

Holy shit, Fubuki coin is dropping like crazy now.

>>7182867
Don't worry I used to lift when I was 15, it's just that I haven't gone anywhere near a gym in 5 years annd now I'm out of shape.

>>7182948
I had HoPE...
>>7182919
:(

>>7182417
>>7182710
It might be a muscle tearing or slight sprain, in that case those anons are actually right, moving usually makes it better over time because you increase blood flow to that area, also bringing the needed components to ease the damage to that spot faster and that way, healing the damage.
In case it's not gone by tomorrow, as said, go to the doctor and stop asking people on the internet for advice. We FUD you all day every day, who the fuck would you even trust here. Your doctor hopefully won't lie and what you did to yourself is common enough unless there's bone poking out or the place begins to swell and change color, in those cases: doctor, IMMEDIATELY.

>>7182853
>friend of friend
She'll be my wife again in a few more days.

>>7183016
>so anon, if you dont mind telling me, how did you injure your hip?
>ok so have you heard about stock trading and vtubers? get this...

Anyone claiming to be able to do 1 leg squats here is fucking lying. I tried do one (both pistol and shrimp) and I can't even go below the knee before falling over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-SXhtYjprc

>>7183000
Put something easier next time and we'll slowly go to the pistol squats

>>7174503
RIP her rack. She wasn't lying, it really is gone.

>>7183143
I did 10 pistols per leg, anonchama...
>>7183155
this video slightly pisses me off since matsuri has terrible form on her curls
>>7183172
refer to: >>7182818

>>7174503
>>7183185
NOT HOLOLIVE. OFFTOPIC. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>7182787
Tampa shut the fuck up you had the best gains in the fucking game for a while, don't tell me you actually hit a brick wall now that you suddenly need some additional lambos to rise
buy WAY more calli for an MPP around or under 5k whenever you can, those Flares can go she does nothing much, I would bail out of 4th gen in general but for Watame and Kanata wait for their 1M whatevers, I highly suspect they might be slightly overvalued thanks to coco buff still. You might have missed the Nenetrain rolling in, 80 Botan could be MUCH more, Lamy also had good dips the last week. You have lots of money in indogs and mamas, re-invest into something profitable in case you're not already planning the ultra-long waiting game for their 3Ds which might even get postponed for the Chink Coof Woohan Wheeze.
Seriously? Maririn will make you rich as long as you buy all the fucking dips, but you might have oshicoined a bit too hard. I know I rose some places during Mikochibreak, feeling out the right percentage of - and careful here - money SPENT in oshi is key, in your case Maririn's fat ass may be like 25% of your profile but an easy 50%+ of your money spent on coins so far. Right now she slumps because voice hurt, just let her come back, her fat ass is literally dragging you down right now but it's temporary.

>>7183281

>>7182988
"was"

>>7179369 What will you say for me brother

>>7183303
The Flares are cheap Flares, she's 25% divs at my MPP and I daytrade her. Lamy/Nene divs seem shite at these prices. I'm right at $5k MPP for Calli, fucking auto-sold a bunch of them a while back like a moron. Starting to look like she might not actually get the mega dips anymore.
I only buy discount indogs and mamas, and I just like Risu/Watame OK?
Naw, Maririn is only 35% of $ spent, thank you Haatonsheet graphics tab.
TY.

>>7183338
Hey Pomu where have your ovaries gone?
Hey Pomu are you transitioning?

I was sure adjustments were now

We postan wallets?
>>7183517
Mori isn't moving because she's not streaming now, meaning she only gets her relatively consistent views from her music, when she starts streaming again she should go back to bog mode, also she's mooning on the 31st thanks to her cover I think

>>7183692