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For the 303rd time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>Streams
▼ Next appearance
Mon 03/25 9PM CT, Party Animals HoloEN collab on Kaela's stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aUtim7y-3U
▼ Last streams
03/25 Members-only zatsudan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qM6b8ILt0
03/24 Phasmophobia collab with Kaela: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7z5lFS2u6g
03/23 Final Fantasy VII Rebirth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUfalfx4GY
▼ Previous appearances
03/22 Speak of the Devil Ironmouse interview: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2098342761?t=00h14m25s
03/21 Fauna's birthday stream RPG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWmHwX4eKQ&t=4367s

>Songs
Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ
Cover of Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWsptIhKkM
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived pre-Valentine's karaoke (Feb 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/Yn8kQApb#C6ofo8Ax1lsWwwHkYVdM0g
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01
Cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJG6WXf5JvFn2FWv_B5HP7DklUtdeZiM

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>72227950
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

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>>72280376
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1771994034233368928
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>> No.72280407

2024 to date
Solo streams: 29
Collabs: 38
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 1 (Advent relay - 6 songs)
Members: 5

>> No.72280453

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>> No.72280492

SHE'S FAT

>> No.72280512
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Rissa's stinky armpits

>> No.72280556

Rissa is gonna mog all these kids in Kaela's collab, I believe in her!
>>72280492
I really hope god hears you, she's dying from malnourishment.

>> No.72280565
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Rissa butt

>> No.72280594
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Breakfast with this fatass

>> No.72280605

>>72280407
Collabolive

>> No.72280676
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https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1772434610233729342

>> No.72280705

>>72280115
>>72280332
Are you me? Was going to say the same
6/10. It was okay, but nothing special, especially for a members stream. Got some good bits like about her pajamas. I like that she's thinking of ways to improve the members streams specifically. Rissa Love

>> No.72280712

>>72280512
stinky white woman pits

>> No.72280791

>>72280712
white women don't stink

>> No.72280849

>>72280791
She literally said she stinks, anon. There's nothing wrong with stinky women, it's normal.

>> No.72280881

Sleep 2 hours before work or stay awake for the collab? Decisions...

>> No.72280910

>>72280791
they do
and they stink good

>> No.72280930

>>72280881
Any sleep is better than no sleep.

>> No.72280944

Speaking of stinking when she eats curry, I'm the same, but with milk. Every time I drink normal milk, there's this stench that comes a few minutes later

>> No.72280949

Why do we suddenly love Rissa again?

>> No.72280977

>>72280881
I passed out for the last 20 mins of the memgen, just power nap so you don't feel tired all day

>> No.72280994

>>72280881
15 minute power nap right now. GO

>> No.72281002

>>72280944
Wtf anon. Are your sure your milk is not stale? Or that you're not lactose intolerant(weakass)?

>> No.72281013

>>72280643

>> No.72281054

>>72280949
because she reactivated my armpit fetish

>> No.72281090

>>72280949
I always love Rissa. Even when I hate Rissa, I love Rissa. I already said it before, Rissa denies us of her best vrsion. But if she's trying, I'll supoort her.

>> No.72281111

>>72281013
>pubes
Bleergh

>> No.72281118

So what is this "treatment" she's getting? Why does she even mention if it she isn't going to say what it is?

>> No.72281167

>>72281118
She mentioned it, watch streams.

>> No.72281192

>>72281002
I'm pretty sure it's not expired. I don't get stomach aches or the runs, it's just a stench. I just switch to almond milk

>> No.72281219

>>72281118
It’s semen (from my penis)

>> No.72281246

>>72281167
just more hair removal?

>> No.72281257

>>72281192
Look, I don't have any problems with gay people, but almond milk just tastes like water to me so I stick with normal milk.

>> No.72281436

>>72281246
My sasquatch wife. Imagine the forest that existed before all these procedures.

>> No.72281573
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>>72281246
it has been a while since she got lasered, it does grow back

>> No.72281577

>>72281013
I love pubes. This stream may have reawakened my panty smelling fetish. I might have to reach out to my old supplier.

>> No.72281630

>>72281167
If it's what I think it it she should do it on stream. There's precedence.

>> No.72281717

My throwaway rrat is that she goes to the hair removal procedures solely for exhibitionism reasons.

>> No.72281794

>>72281577
How do pubes even smell like?

>> No.72281807

>>72281717
She goes into th onsen, takes of her towel and scream 'Look! This is what peerless beauty is all about!'.

>> No.72281891

>>72281630
She doesn't have the balls.

>> No.72281903
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72281903

Wrong date, Neri-chan

>> No.72282005
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>>72281630
>>72281891
???

>> No.72282080

>>72282005
You don't remember Coco lasering her pubic hair off her pussy?

>> No.72282166

>>72282005
https://streamable.com/cpz8c4

>> No.72282171

>>72282080
Anon, be kind to advent babies.

>> No.72282195

>>72281794
It's the aesthetic, how they look in pics, also cooch with hair smells different from cooch without it, hard to describe

>> No.72282238

>>72282080
Coco didn't laser she epilated.

>> No.72282277

>>72282195
Smells impregnates on hair. Just like how some girls like being in the kitchen when they hav long hair cause it gets all stinky.

>> No.72282344

>>72282166
???????

>> No.72282348

>>72282277
>Just like how some girls like being in the kitchen when they hav long hair cause it gets all stinky.
???

Anyway, it's starting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aUtim7y-3U

>> No.72282391

>>72282348
I missed a 'don't' in between, my bad.

>> No.72282424

>>72282344
It was a different time

>> No.72282445

>>72282166
heh

>> No.72282468

>>72282348
>Mori, Bae, Kronii
Easy skip.

>> No.72282485

>>72281903
Nihongo so muzukashii, she forgot how to read dates.

>> No.72282494

>>72282391
Phew. I thought I discovered a new subspecies of femcel.

>> No.72282557

kronii legit sounded like a man

>> No.72282565

Blue women let's go!!!!

>> No.72282654

why did you try to fit your full name in...Rissa you dope.

>> No.72282699

>blue women
>green team
?

>> No.72282828

How much I want to impregnate, in descending order:
Rissa
Shiori
Kronii
Moom
Biboo
Bae
Calli

I fear Kaela, she feels like those girls who're insatiable. 5 hrs, I'm a mummy, she keeps grinding.

>> No.72282845

>>72282654
Copying Kroni

>> No.72283039

Rissa… you tried…

>> No.72283084

what is happening

>> No.72283134

Couldn't rizz the only real lesbian in En.....

>> No.72283166

>>72283084
They're being dumb together, can't you see.

>> No.72283274

8 different colors of autism in one collab

>> No.72283287

RISSA ON MY REGIONS' SERVER

>> No.72283311

>>72283274
There's two blue.

>> No.72283350

>>72283311
Shiori's black and white

>> No.72283409

Nerissa bought a skin...

>> No.72283416

>>72283350
Ok, fair.
And did Rissa already spent money in this game?

>> No.72283490

Shiori raped Nerissa backstage

>> No.72283635
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>>72283490

>> No.72283653

Man, blue women can't fight.

>> No.72283731

>>72283653
I stan corrected, Rissa can fight.

>> No.72283804

Kronii sacrificed Rissa kek

>> No.72283805

BLUEWOMENWIN

>> No.72283890

Shioraven is over.....

>> No.72283905

Go Kronii!!! Carry my noob wife to victory!!!

>> No.72283906

Shioraven murder suicide!

>> No.72284029

RIGGED

>> No.72284040

At least they got a point. Unlike the other teams.

>> No.72284139

Bird girls strong together!!!

>> No.72284145

This needed multiple povs

>> No.72284150

>>72283890
clearly a Romeo/Juliet dynamic

>> No.72284251

>>72284145
True. But also, it's her anniversary, it would be counterproductive for views.

>> No.72284267

>>72284145
Agreed

>> No.72284348

team emo horse girls this round?

>> No.72284385

>>72284348
Team sex birds, yeah.

>> No.72284387

is this game just a better polished gang beasts?

>> No.72284510

Blue women killing each other...

>> No.72284623

That gorilla is raping the duck!!!

>> No.72284715

guys why does rissa have a paid skin?

>> No.72284723

Moom...

>> No.72284775

>>72284715
Cause she needs to look good? Imagine being poor and not using skins.

>> No.72284788

>>72284715
it's cute

>> No.72284837

>>72284715
She just paid to have a lunchable delivered to her house. She has fuck you money, so why not?

>> No.72284867

You only need to listen to one zatsu to learn that buying stupid shit is her favorite activity

>> No.72284982

>>72284837
gauche nouveau riche behavior

>> No.72285107

She had that one, but decided to grab on the spinning thing.

>> No.72285191

My wife and her new wife...

>> No.72285283

Let's go!!!

>> No.72285286

Jesus did she P2W the freeze gun too

>> No.72285302

TALLWOMENWIN

>> No.72285373

>>72285286
Nah, weapons are random at the beginning of the round and whoever grabs thm can use them.

>> No.72285396

>She paid for a skin from a game she probably doesn't know and thought it was cute just for this stream.
This dork

>> No.72285443

>>72285396
that what i love about her

>> No.72285471

>>72285396
She should play Ori and the Blind Forest now (she'd be terrible at it)

>> No.72285562

Kaela carry!!!

>> No.72285564

TALLWOMANSWEEP

>> No.72285749

Go Rissa go!!

>> No.72285815

WIFE GAMING

>> No.72285825

Look at her run!! My wife!!!
She should play Mario.

>> No.72285856

Kaela is so passive in this game. It's like she's giving us the Nerissa collab experience for us.

>> No.72285909

>>72285856
She still hasn't returned to monke.

>> No.72285930

I dont know what they are together but Mori and Rissa won? If Kaela and Rissa = Tall, Kronii and Rissa = Blue, Mori + Rissa =?

>> No.72285987

>>72285930
Hellwomen

>> No.72285989

>>72285930
Residents of Hell

>> No.72286019

>>72285930
Sexy fwmc.

>> No.72286034

>>72285987
Good one! HELLWOMENWIN

>> No.72286037

Kronii sounds high out of her mind right now

>> No.72286094

>>72286037
Wasn't she dying a few days ago? She must've fucked up her sleep schedule.

>> No.72286153

If she knew how to roll, she would've won.

>> No.72286241

Anyone keeping score?

>> No.72286249

>Nerissa with a gun shooting all around
She's so white.

>> No.72286272

Platformer Rissa!!! Maybe she should try playing Mario wonder or something?

>> No.72286351

>>72286241
She won a game with Kaela, lost the others.

>> No.72286365

>>72286249
>shoots herself
Wdsmbt

>> No.72286422

>>72286249
definitely an American demon

>> No.72286468

>>72286365
Remember, she loved the guy who wanted to die on Twilight.

>> No.72286703

My dirty minded wife... How would a sexual nosejob even work?

>> No.72286801

Bae + Rissa = ???

>> No.72286855

>>72286801
Ratbird

>> No.72286886

>>72286801
zoomers

>> No.72286983

Well, time to go sleep.

>> No.72287067

>>72286983
Same. It's cute but I'll have just as much fun with the VOD.

>> No.72287077

>>72286983(me)
Just back in time to see my wife die.

>> No.72287124

>>72286801
A not winning combo. I dont think they are compatible desu

>> No.72287297

Nessie?! She nicknamed my oshi after the loch ness monster?!

>> No.72287308

RISSAWINSLOL

>> No.72287356

...did she just...win?

>> No.72287379

She's going to rape Shiori because she's so pent up...

>> No.72287404

>>72287356
She's just that good.

>> No.72287408

RISSA JUST RAPED SHIORI

>> No.72287441

>>72287297
she did that during her debut

>> No.72287482
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>> No.72287493

>>72287441
I know, but at that point I still hadn't watched Twilight.

>> No.72287537

>>72287356
You sound suprised. Shes good with collabs and online/team games.

>> No.72287583

Oyakodon sex!!! Or jewelbird, however they're called!!!

>> No.72287658

>>72287583(me)
Wait, they aren't a team yet.

>> No.72287997

Rissa carry!!!

>> No.72288057

TALLWOMANWIN

>> No.72288156

She's so good!!! Eat it, pebblefags!!

>> No.72288158

Love my winning wife

>> No.72288161

WE BELIEBE

>> No.72288187

4kids dub she knows...

>> No.72288307

My eepy wife...

>> No.72288482

So close!!! I legit screamed.

>> No.72288484

Damn that was cold Shiori kek

>> No.72288543

>>72288484
Kaela will remember that for Advants anniversary

>> No.72288878

Rissa stop being suicidal!!!

>> No.72289194

Rissa go!!!!

>> No.72289198

1v2 WIN

>> No.72289226

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holoemblem_hololiveen_pinbadge
New EN Pins, stickers, keychains of HoloEN emblems if anyone's into that

>> No.72289267

>>72289198
I TOLD YOU ALL!!! She needs the pressure to get good.

>> No.72289332

if it's not nerissa, who is the worst gamer in advent?

>> No.72289369

>>72289332
nerissa

>> No.72289389

>>72289332
The dogs? Is this even a question?

>> No.72289398

>>72289332
FWMC have always been worse.

>> No.72289454

>>72289332
IRyS?

>> No.72289460

Blue women again!!! Let's go!!!

>> No.72289524

>>72289454
>advent

>> No.72289557

Nerissa throwing!!!

>> No.72289609

>>72289557
*Kaela off the bridge

>> No.72289642

Shiori is too good.

>> No.72289660

>>72289524
im dumb. FWMC obviously

>> No.72289720

That bomb!!! My wife is gaming!!!
She still lost.

>> No.72289837

Nerissa friendly fire!

>> No.72289860 [DELETED] 

Sue betrayed Kronii again

>> No.72289936

Look at the moves! Look at the plays!!!

>> No.72289939

BLUEWOMENWIN AGAIN

>> No.72290120

Blue women let's go!!!!

>> No.72290157

BLUEWOMANTOOSTRONG

>> No.72290195

>>72290157
Akshually, they're red.

>> No.72290266

Kronii and Nerissa should have sex.

>> No.72290330

>>72290266
Sex collab please. Members only, of course.

>> No.72290490

Kaela is raping Kronii please send help!!!

>> No.72290660

Blue women strong!!!! I love them.

>> No.72290693

BLUEWOMENSWEEP

>> No.72290815

I like Kaela cause even though some of them were ready to dip, she just said 'one more' and everyone just accepted.

>> No.72290905

She returned to monke.

>> No.72291071

Shiori single-handedly carrying this game.

>> No.72291321

>>72290815
Kaela is always good to challenge people to go past their limits. Idk whether that is because her autism that she wants people on her level, just because she wants to have fun or for the content. Streaming almost 24/7 is literally her dream job.

>> No.72291399

RISSASCORES

>> No.72291414

My oshi is just too good at this game. Rissa sweep!!!

>> No.72291632
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I miss her already...

>> No.72291697

Raven Reaper was the best pair

>> No.72291807

>>72291697
She won twice with Kaela iirc, and once with Kronii. Sorry to say, but they weren't a good pair. Still, not as bad as with Bae.

>> No.72291990

>>72281903
she fixed it

>> No.72292184

>Worst pair?
KaelaBae
>WorstRissa pair?
BaeRissa
>Best pair?
ShioMori
>Best Rissa pair?
BLUE WOMEN

>> No.72293211

I want to eat Nerissa's butthole meat with a fork and knife and a bib in my shirt

>> No.72293485
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>>72293211

>> No.72293842

We're entering the late to no hearties phase.

>> No.72294023

>>72293842
She's going through them, be pacient.

>> No.72294065

>>72293842
Go back to /shig/

>> No.72294132

>>72293842
She hate us.

>> No.72294346

>>72293842
>>72294132
Get that shigger mentality out of here

>> No.72294452

I was pretty docile when y'all were having melties the past month, let me have my moment.
Also she's /here/ and she loves me

>> No.72294546

Nerissa's talking voice is the nicest in advent, maybe all of EN

>> No.72294734

>>72294546
That's the reason I started watching her. Needed an ear break from FWMC and Shiori cuz of the high pitch voice

>> No.72294747

>>72294452
Since you're obsessed with the hearts. Does she ever skip some on mem stream? Or is everyone well behaved there.

>> No.72294926

No hearts

>> No.72295005
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>>72294926
Skill issue

>> No.72295118

>>72294926
Got mine on mem stream, melties avoided .
>>72294747
I only care about the smol notification I get so I don't check on others

>> No.72295528

I love her bros. Everything she does makes me smile like an idiot...

>> No.72296047

Nerissa…ough…groom me…

>> No.72296068

I owe Rissa love and support.
Also sex

>> No.72297368

I owe Nerissa headpats and scalp massages
And creampies

>> No.72297465

rate advent by their preference for anal

>> No.72297774
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Forgot to repost this earilier,
LoTR trilogy (extended) for the watchalong:

https://gofile.io/d/eyPnxK

>> No.72297927

Rissa if you're here, have you thought of doing pre-recorded short ASMR segments? You could do them for members and it would be pretty encouraging for more people to member *wink wink*

>> No.72297984
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117265039

>> No.72298034

>>72297927
Post this in some discord servers to get the word around bc this is a genuinely good idea. It'll scratch her VA side and get her comfortable with ASMR. Her friend Shiki from Prism does something similar.

>> No.72298655

>>72298034
Will do yeah

>> No.72299992

>>72294546
I was subscribed to her before she debuted because of her voice. She was destined to be my oshi.

>> No.72300738

>>72294734
Shiori's voice immediately filtered me on debut and still kind of does. Imagine if we got a shori with a deep husky voice like Aradia's? Pure fucking sex. I feel like Rissa would have fit pretty well with Shiori's model too.

>> No.72301134

>>72300738
A lot of people say Shiori doesn't fit her model

>> No.72301275

>>72300738
Shiori's femcel voice really is unfortunate. It doesn't filter me as much as the dogs' voices, but still unfortunate

>> No.72301307

>>72300738
Shiori reminds me of an older friend who is really excitable, so I got used to her really quick, the goofy chuckles were literally a female version of him, it actually made me laugh there was a girl similiar to him. So she is fun.

But Nerissa is a calming sort, so I like them both for different things. Glad people were able to see Nerissa just needs supportive people who are active with her to have fun with games.

>> No.72301357

>>72293842
you fags are lucky and don't have to earn your hearts. just be membered and leave any generic comment and boom, you get a heart. I had to earn my oshis heart through blood, sweat, tears and dedication

>> No.72301580

>>72301357
I just don't expect to get them. I just comment, both there and Twitter. I do what I feel like and it happens sometimes and sometimes it doesn't. Worrying about such things just puts you on edge, and why be that way with your recreational activities?

>> No.72301583

>>72301307
Maybe your friend became a tranny or Shiori is using a voice changer? Interesting times

>>72301357
In other words you became a hardcore simp. Rissa has much more tact than that, thankfully

>> No.72301937

>>72301583
>Maybe your friend became a tranny or Shiori is using a voice changer? Interesting times

Nope, saw him just recently, he wasn't into any of the stuff she was. And he is very talkative about his likes, he doesn't hold anything back.

>> No.72302025
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Rissa feet they're so sweet now it's time for me to sleep

>> No.72302277

Rissa should flatten her butt like a real white girl

>> No.72302532

>>72301134
Oddly enough, that dorky unhinged speaking fits the gleaming yellow eyes and crazy mannerisms, I never really got why people thought someone more deep, husky and sensual would've worked better. Shiori speaks with a deeper timbre sometimes, its when she gets nervous or excited she really rattles off.
Just like Nerissa is perfect for hers to the point I know the riggers and artists have to go through some sort of calibration process after its finalized who is using the model. I'm convinced with how Nerissa is at least, it showcases the sultriness she has, but also the gap moe of her voice and her being a unsure, shy, introverted dork, the faces are too uncanny. That is my theory and I'm sticking to it.

>> No.72303322

>>72301357
Ikr? It's what I love about Nerissa the most honestly. Knowing how hard she struggles with reading yet goes above and beyond to read and heart every member comment assures me she loves and cares.

>> No.72304471
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72304471

sex with this rissa?

>> No.72304966

>>72304471
Only if she's sweaty and stinky

>> No.72306162

>>72304966
She's stinky alright. Now go change her diaper.

>> No.72306408

Rissa's salty juices on my face

>> No.72307753

Rissa's saliva in my mouth

>> No.72307782

Rissa's cum in my mouth

>> No.72307859

Rissa's braps in my mouth

>> No.72307863

Rissa's shit in my mouth

>> No.72307933

Rissa's toes in my mouth

>> No.72307945

>>72301357
I'm normal about hearts. If I don't get one, I just spend the next two days thinking about what did I do wrong, with sporadic regrets about not doing my art reps.

>> No.72308859
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https://twitter.com/alexis7182/status/1772505687660101804

>> No.72308977

I need to tie her down and torture her with toys and orgasms until she collapses and actually sleeps

>> No.72309729

I need to lay her down and shower her with TLC and scalp massages until she collapses and actually sleeps

>> No.72309783
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72309783

Did Nerissa talk about this?
https://twitter.com/BigOldFH/status/1771663506019918116

>> No.72310334

>>72309783
No. 5 stories about food is more interesting

>> No.72310405

>>72293842
She dodged some and hearted most of em, even though the dodged ones looked fine

>> No.72310484

>>72309783
No she had to complain about not sleeping and not doing anything about it

>> No.72311881
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Man she must really be feeling the pressure from these deadlines or trying to get a new song out. Not sleeping at all. Poor girl.

>> No.72312611

>>72311881
Just this once I'll join you in being an optimist. But we both know Rissa is a little "special"

>> No.72312697

>>72308859
the greatest show on earth: cute girls killing each other

>> No.72314669

Nerissa talked about doing workouts on stream so someone can hold her accountable, but... why doesn't she just find a gym and hire a personal trainer? Seems like a more practical route. She can afford it.

>> No.72314850

>>72314669
No, she must stream herself breathing heavily, because I want her to.

>> No.72315406

>>72314669
Time constraints and money

>> No.72315546

>>72315406
she makes her own schedules and earns 6 figures in the midwest

>> No.72316226

>>72315406
Yes I guess between getting "treatments" often, retail therapy, gacha, and constant food delivery fees she probably doesn't have a whole lot of money for frivolous things like that.

>> No.72316574

>>72315546
Recordings, meetings, and she lives out in the boonies
>>72316226
Things that make her happy>Thing she's not fully committed to yet
As a gym bro, it's better to get started in any degree than investing a bunch of money trying to jump into the deep end. Spending a bunch of money to get a trainer might keep her accountable, but the moment she falls off the wagon she'll struggle to convince herself it's worth it.

>> No.72316790

>>72316574
this post screams like oshi like fanbase
have fun being someone that never gives things a serious try and taking things for granted

>> No.72316860

>>72316790
He doesn't know shit about her based on his post anyway

>> No.72317477

Yes yes sisters, now move that cellulite away from my thread

>> No.72318546

I still think she should just do Wii fit twice twice a week. 20-30 minutes of heavy breathing and moaning into an 1.5 hours easy non-game/zatsu is firmly in her comfort zone and gives us more bang for our buck.

>> No.72318654
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72318654

https://twitter.com/Zeranium17/status/1772655681021120707

>> No.72319602
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https://twitter.com/cahryos/status/1772655519133479025

>> No.72320011

Rissa’s stinky, sweaty, smelly pits

>> No.72320202

>>72314669
Confidence maybe? Some people have anxiety about going to the gym even if they’re not that out of shape. They just don’t like working out in front of other people. A gym membership is not what I’d recommend to Rissa as a beginner anyways unless she really felt the need to hire a trainer.

It’s a lot easier to ease your way into an exercise routine at home.

>> No.72320381

>>72316790
That's literally the opposite of what I'm saying. Overthinking shit and buying a bunch of expensive equipment/services before getting into a hobby is the wrong way to go about it. Just starting is the right approach. Trying to jump into the deep end of things will only overwhelm you.

>> No.72320484

>>72320381
It's the opposite of what you're saying because it's a landwhale sister trying to bait

>> No.72320570

>>72320484
Makes sense. Why do landwhales love tearing other women down the most? Don't they think they're perfect in any body shape?

>> No.72320708
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>>72320570
Can't even convince themselves with that so they gotta bring everybody down with them

>> No.72321652

I think Rissa should dub R34s of her

>> No.72321742

>>72320570
Fat women are weird. I have a friend who's a solid 8.5 qt and fat ugly women have been giving her shit her entire life for no other reason than she's skinnier and prettier than they are.

>> No.72322529
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72322529

https://twitter.com/underdatv/status/1772661667077480834

>> No.72322610

>>72322529
Rissa for fuck's sake, you can fly.

>> No.72322775

>>72322610
>implying she has enough muscle to flap her wings even five times

>> No.72323030

Do you think she finally went to sleep

>> No.72323103

>>72323030
4 hrs nap.

>> No.72323755

>>72314850
Ringfit stream?

>> No.72323960

>>72323030
She's incapable of going to sleep. She can only lose consciousness out of exhaustion.

>> No.72324307

>>72323755
>>72323960
Put two and two together: getting Nerissa to finally go to fucking sleep because of physical fatigue

>> No.72324459

>>72324307
This is a good idea. Unfortunately, she seems opposed to taking her issue seriously and actually looking for non meme solutions.

>> No.72324608

>>72324459
She's a white woman, please understand that to her drinking some influencer's snake oil potion is a "non meme solution" to her

>> No.72324760

>>72324608
I happen to have a snake whose excretions she can drink every day.

>> No.72324944

>>72324760
That’s poison.

>> No.72326146

>>72324944
No, actually it's a LOT of life.

>> No.72326686

Does she have nice thighs?

>> No.72326724

>>72326686
You don't ask that about someone's wife. She's mine btw.

>> No.72326905

>>72326686
yes

>> No.72327054

I want Rissa to do a parody of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo

>> No.72327191

>>72327054
malpha is stacked

>> No.72328364

Sex with Rissa's backdoor

>> No.72328698
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https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1772704171172466803

>> No.72328868

>>72328698
Brushing up would imply she had JP skill to begin with, silly Rissa

>> No.72328913

>>72328698
Is her end goal sex with marine?

>> No.72328941

>>72328913
No, her end goal is sex with me.
And Marine

>> No.72328988

>>72328868
She does have? She does her lyrics translations herself. She may not be at conversational level, but most probably knows more than the average jailbird.

>> No.72329304

>>72328941
That you? Me.

>> No.72329483

>>72328941
I'm Marine and I'm gonna sex Rissa, AHOY!

>> No.72330303
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https://twitter.com/Bekiro_0/status/1772702389428006991/photo/1

>> No.72330351

>>72330303
Who wears a sweater for swimming?

>> No.72330472

>>72330303
Missing the inner thigh mole.
>>72330351
Let people have their fantasies in peace.

>> No.72330840

I wish moles were just pieces of chocolate really stuck to the skin and I could eat all of Rissa's.

>> No.72331008

>>72330840
Not to disregard your kinks, but moles are a wonderful thing and would be a waste for them to disappear. They make girls cuter, and discovering and kissing them every time things get steamy is something very intimate.

>> No.72331097

>>72331008
Why have moles when you can have freckles?

>> No.72331282

sex with rissa in the culvers bathroom

>> No.72331319

sex with rissa in the culvers entryway

>> No.72331331

>>72331097
You can have both, they're non-exclusive.

>> No.72332117

sex with Rissa in the Culver’s drive through (we’re holding up the line)

>> No.72332126

>>72331282
Fast food bathroom... that's vile

>> No.72332320

I have never seen a Culver's, I live in la

>> No.72332377

>>72332320
Reminder: if you're from LA, Rissa personally hates you.

>> No.72332751

>>72332377
I'm from AL. Does Rissa personally love me?

>> No.72332881

does rissa hate britsthat aren't astarion

>> No.72333110

>>72332881
if she does your consolation prize is fauna

>> No.72333194

Making new thread.

>> No.72333318

>>72333110
Fauna doesn't even wanna be your friend

>> No.72333384

>>72333194
Done.

>>72333310
>>72333310
>>72333310

>> No.72333474

>>72333384
Maybe it was too early, there's still some time until this one dies.

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