/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

darling chuki chuki

Saggy koyote milkers

Summer season will be here soon which means sexy hags in bikinis

Friendly reminder that onepieces is the patrician choice

Kiss all hags.

God I love hags

>>72259081
Strap slip sexo. I wish the clothes on Holo 3d had that level of physics.

>>72259344
I'd pay to watch a hag stream with destructible swimsuits.

>>72259081
Last thread ended in koyo.

>>72259233
Save hags

>>72259973

>>72259298
Is she doing okay? I can’t watch her stream right now

>>72260786
I've been in and out of the house all day so you're better off asking /wao/, I'll be catching the archived stream later.

>>72260337
Hag waki *pero pero*

>>72262196
Hag tails

Guys I need a hag gf. How do you anons do it? I am the anon who posted about using dating apps previously, and there's just nothing in my village available to me otherwise. That's not going to stop my quest though.

>>72264240
I was not a hag when I got my gf who is now a hag. Best advice I can give is just bee yourself and live your life. Doing what makes you happy and showing yourself to the world will ultimately draw in others who do the same, or are in need of someone to be their warmth and light, or possibly see what you got and decide that you're gonna be theirs. It's a no lose strategy since at the end of the day, you're living your life with love and enjoying what the world has to offer you. Be a regular somewhere, share some kind words to a stranger, bask in the scenery, take chances that the you from yesterday wouldn't take. You'll cross paths with your hag and things will turn out as they are meant to.

>>72264240
join classes, hobby groups, do cosplay in cons

>>72265117
>do cosplay in cons
Please God no. I still have the Kirito cosplay and wig I bought on a whim one Christmas. I couldn't work up the courage to actually wear it to a con.

>>72265367
But with that getup you could snag a hag cosplaying as aqua! She would have no choice but to fuck you if she is really into being her oshi.

>>72265367
You could have caught an Aqua gf already.

>>72265414
There are no female Aqua cosplayers.

>>72265542
I've seen a few videos that prove you otherwise!

>>72265542
and thats a good thing.

>>72265661
I can't have kids with Chinese men...

>>72265726
Chinese games are for making them concubines, you have kids with your wife duh. You do have a harem, right anon?

>>72265884
Hags are monogamous!

>>72266108
Some hags come in pack
it's what PD; PT taught me

pochi english is an addicting drug.....

>>72265367
>Kirito
But no joking, Being in cosplay breaks that stranger barrier and people are more open to talk to you

any suggestions on who i should do next

>>72268891
i know what to expect from asking you folks, but it doesnt have to specifically be a hag for the record

>>72265367
Brother Haggot you must muster your courage and do it. Back when I was a bachelor, flirting with cosplay wenches was my favourite thing to do

>>72268891
Watame!

>>72268891
What about Doog

The ghosts of Marine's eggs...

>>72268891
Reine pls

>>72268891
How bout an indie hag? She’s 38 this year

>>72270813
love mint but sry holos only

>>72268891
do you make the pixel art or are you getting it from somewhere?

>>72258884
Darling darling darling

>>72273801
i get it from @tengnose1988 or i guess tengu nouzu on danbooru/pixiv/gelbooru whatever
im alright at making my own pixel art but im not anywhere near his level

>>72275122
gotcha. i only asked cause it looked familiar. my vote is for hime or shishiro

>>72268891
Lui would be nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1MuWhvr-38
Lolihag bnnuy hunts with glasses challenge

>>72258740
>>72258884
sexo

>page 10

Hags loving hags

The duality of hags

I love my nyarling!

>>72268972
I'll come forward with my other hagshi...Marine!

>>72287569
unfortunately ive already begun working on my choice
but maybe next time

>>72285457
sauce?

ill be done not long from now

>>72289864
Very pretty turkey! I love how you managed to keep her jewelry in this level of detail

>>72288114
Yep, I can wait for that.
Mistress of the seas for the SEA.

>>72289864
Auntie!

>>72291863
i pick based on what i think i have sufficient colors for-- i dont believe i have a large selection of reds so when the time comes to make marine i might have to order new colors

>>72292219
True, Marine is red-heavy...and a dash of yellow, tan, and black.

hmm yea im def gonna have to order a color i see a shade im missing

alright shes fully assembled
my rice paper lady arms are exhausted from cautiously placing beads for like 5 hours straight so ill melt her tomorrow

>>72293397
that's cute

>page 10 in less than 20 mins
wtf is happening

>>72293397
splendid work, you have my appreciation, treat her well during melting
>>72294627
catalog got some new shitfling drama over the past week, that could be it. Also we've been lacking in our usual numbers in terms of bumping

>>72294953
ehe ty

>>72280304
is she hunting wabbits?

almost forgot poruka of the day

>>72294953
>catalog got some new shitfling drama over the past week
Oh what is it now?

>>72296650
something about kiara replying to enna on twitter or something i think

>>72296722
Pffft, sounds like a nothingburger.

>>72296928
it is

>>72296538
Would lift her legs over my shoulders and pump into her until that shirt is transparent with sweat and she's looking like a cream filled donut

>>72297089
holy moly

gn hagbros

>>72298947
gm hagbro

>>72295212
Wolves.

time to sleep fellow haggots. Keep the thread up for me, will you?

>>72308731
Damn semen demon hags, need procreation.

>>72308796
NO CONDOMS

>>72308819
https://twitter.com/atasinti_/status/1772593292053467457
They're just for decoration.

Is anybody in Hololive even old enough to be considered "hag" material?

I know Marine gets memed on for being in her 30s, but everyone else seems to be in their 20s. Or perhaps younger, seeing as the turbo zoomer Bae exists?

>>72309461
Do your reps now
Also Bae isnt that young really, she just plays the zoomer meme because that's what ENsharts like, she pretended to not know what a Playstation1 was despite her playing on the PS4 and PS5. Don't take anything that the rat says as real

Thoughts on hags pretending to be children?

Getting squeezed by hags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8o48DNUlfs

>>72310988
Makes me cringe a little bit, they deserve correction.

>>72310988
It's a request to get them pregnant so they can have children

>>72309461
Bae makes me feel like she spent most of her life on a desert island isolated from the whole world. Therefore, she does not know many things that people at her age know, and because of this it seems that she is much younger than she really is.

>>72310988
It's okay if it happened a few times as some kind of joke. But if they do it all the time in all seriousness, it's cringe.

>>72309793
Nigga she's not that young for sure but she isn't pretending. She has already listed down her reasoning for why she didn't know this stuff. All you need to do is watch her collabs with Gura where every pop culture reference the shark makes goes over the rat's head to know it isn't a bit

>>72310988
I am thoroughly enjoying it

>>72311668
There's not a single person who doesn't know what a Playstation is, nigger. Stop being so blind

My Miosha

>>72311702
You realize that she knew what the Playstation was, just not what the first one looked like right? you just admitted to falling for clipper thumbnail bait. Very intelligent poster.

>>72311822
>Believing someone doesn't know what a PS1 is

I can't believe anons are arguing about a zoomer in the hag thread...

>>72311702
>>72311905
She thought the PS1 was the PSP, you see she's a bit retarded and thought the evolution of all consoles went from Handhelds to the normal everyday game consoles.
If anything, PSP is a much more obscured knowledge than the PS1 yet she knew about it, possibly from the 2000s Visual Novel craze.
She was not pretending she was just a special kind of retard.

Touch the Cow. Do it NOW.

>>72312442

>>72311246
Feels like her parents demonized all pop culture in the house growing up...

https://files.catbox.moe/i7dxma.jpg
Several filled condoms to tease a hag about all her remaining eggs that could've been fertilized with all that cum. And then the masochistic lioness snaps.

>>72313469
Condom accesories is really nice...

>>72309389
>>72313469
I just noticed there are even more hanging in the background. Also those SSRB... Did they?

>>72313198
Yes, something like that

>>72313646
Yeah, I sexed them too. Along with the lion

>>72313469
Aftermath. Imagine they're the kids you made and not the competitors.

>>72313646
They're in charge of hanging the used condoms.

>>72265589
And I've seen other videos that prove him right

>>72313904
>towa
I always knew we would end up adopting her.

>>72314032
Towa will be a hag herself by the end of this year tho

>>72314453
Please don't remind me...

>>72314534

>>72315190
Towa > Botan
Logical, kek.

>>72315769
They are gamers.

>>72316085
And heavily associated with guns too!

gm hagbros

>>72317617
おあよ
Now go watch the Bakatare Circus collab.

>>72317715
i wish they werent playing a horror game

>>72318540
I'm still waiting for them to do Lethal Company.

>>72317617
Ohayo
How is you cake-chan?

>>72319557
quite nice
woke up more refreshed than usual
gonna go make breakfast and then work on melting reine

>>72319733
Glad you and I have something to be distracted and be productive with. You with your crafts, I with organizing an event.

Do you observe Lent over there? Also asking everyone else itt.

>>72322278
I don't fast because I like eating but I do enjoy an easter egg.

>>72322278
Yes. I gave up fizzy drinks this year for it and I'm hoping to have cut them out for good.

>>72322278
Yes, I stopped having sex with your mother for a bit but she couldn’t go through with it. Oh well maybe next year

>>72322278
probably says a lot about me that i had to look up what lent is
not a very smart individual
anyway yeah no i dont do that

>>72323188
oddly antagonistic reply

>>72322370
Same.
Ma's got somn planned for Maundy Thursday and Good Friday tho.

>>72322779
>Fizzy drinks
>Irys
Heh.

>>72323210
Hmm, fair nuff. We sorta dont too except for a few things: keeping quiet, cutting back on meat and frivolity. Businesses however cut back hours.

poruka of the day early today so i dont forget later

>>72323652
and blam surprise bonus splash of color

>>72323258
blogposter hate

>>72323891
Oh please. And dont use my hagshi for your drivel.

>>72323258
>>72324140
No one likes your offtopic blogposting. We just had this argument of "oh let people have fun" but this is the result every single fucking time. Retards thinking they are welcome to use the thread as their dumping ground.

>>72324140
Nigger nobody likes you. Don’t tell me what to do since I’ve been posting here since way before you guys started your /soc/ garbage. Take your meds and shut up

>>72324284
I'm not that guy, I just wrote a joke reply.
Can't argue with me being retarded though.
I'm just happy to post about hags.

some people are so mean for no reason

>WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH
I only care about SSRB anon’s blog posting since it’s scarce and he’s living all haggots dream

>>72324678
They think being mean is "le epic cool kid" thing.

>>72324678
You gotta develop a thick skin if you're gonna be on this site or you're better off elsewhere, for your own good. Go anywhere else on this site and faggots like >>72324933 get shit on and/or laughed at. Adapt to the culture and you'll be fine, just don't follow his lead.

>>72324678
>>72324933
You have been asked multiple times to take your chatroom behavior elsewhere but you keep using this place like a facebook. But sure nothing is ever your fault. I suppose I shouldn't expect much intelligence from a sea monkey.

>>72325194
im obviously not following his lead i just think me being kind is always a nice gesture no matter where it is

>>72325275
I WOULD IF I KNEW. BUT NO, I ONLY KNOW HER HERE.

>>72325522
Then stop wasting your time, you're not gonna marry her by talking in a /vt/ thread.

>>72325275
Hah, there it is...your mask falls off. It never is about culture, its about "being the right race."

>>72325522
This is a bit cringe, just tone it down and have fun like everyone else usually does.

that guy that called this dude the embodiment of “bobs and vegene pls” was completely right kek

>>72325580
nta but the blogposting really doesn’t belong here. It’s barely /vt/ related, much less /hag/ related.

>>72325565
I've seen people I knew got married perma via Tinder. Who says I cant do it on 4chan?

can we cut it out already

>>72325711
I am because I will sleep now
Now tell them too to stow it.

>>72325711
should’ve posted hags and talked about streams like you were told to

>>72325522
Make dummy discord accounts, add each other there, tell you're going to post X hag with Y text so you can confirm it's you and then add your real accounts. It is very simple.

I love hags.

>>72325687
Was there ever any doubt?
I'm almost positive the guy is underage.

>>72325811
crazy, me too
>>72325835
remember when that flip posted a selfie here. man i love 4chan

anyway
>>72293397
this is always the most obnoxious (and physically taxing) part of this process

>>72325940
A lot of people say they can save them, but is was hags that saved me.
Until the stream ends anyway.

>>72326083
you should listen to their music when doing other stuff. always helps me push a little harder knowing good women exist in this world

>>72326061
is this how you melt them? i’ve never done this so I can’t tell what you’re doing in the pic

>>72326273
It helps when they are all bangers, doesn't it?

>>72312913
That's my girl

Speaking of hag songs, everyone should check out Sora’s Star Star Start if you haven’t already. I was sleeping on the MV but her dance is so fucking cute. Lyrics are pretty clever too PAPAYA

>>72326559
forgot to link oops
https://youtu.be/VCsWgOMu4_8?si=95KekMfS4oa8A6va

>>72326559
>>72326602
Based.

>>72325698
I wouldn't use "people" that use dating apps as an example.

>>72326322
as to not risk melting and deforming the pegboards, professionals place masking tape over all of the beads to lift the entire piece off of the pegboards
additionally i have to poke little holes in the tape for each individual bead so that hot air has somewhere to escape, if i didnt poke all these holes i then risk hot air expanding in the middle of every bead, which would ruin the melt and the several hours of hard work (not to mention the amount of then-unusable beads i paid good money for)

>>72327073
aaaah gotcha. sounds tedious. i was wondering how one would get so tired placing beads lol

>>72326061
Do you plan to have a wall of holo pixel art by the end?

>>72327594
i suppose so
though as you can imagine itll take forever to get everyone done
at least i can take some comfort in knowing once im done with one of them i dont have to worry about them again

>>72327440
it takes hours of precariously suspending your arm over something you can easily destroy if youre not careful
my bicep hurts

>>72326559
>>72326602
I like that she makes lot of old vocaloid style songs. Also when I hear papaya I only think of that Babymetal song

>>72328101
garbage. at least you’ll have some sick forearms by the end of it. every haggot needs a little muscle for their hag
>>72328136
oh god i can hear it

Hag moonsault

>>72328442
OOPS meant to say ganbare and didn’t see the autocorrect kek

>>72328442
Anons.
Soft hags or fit hags?

>>72328442
femanon ftr

>>72326061
alright shes officially ready to melt
wish me luck

>>72328551
my head says fit but my heart says soft. i need someone to hold at night

>>72328551
Healthy but soft.

>>72328551
They should start out fit and then get soft after a couple pregnancies. That way you have the best of both worlds.

>>72326559
Since we're shilling Hag music here's Mio's Nightloop
https://youtu.be/sHA7CXeRKis?si=lvtvIXVWqPSEez9m

>>72328551
Fit but soft. Thankfully women build muscles differently to men. I want her to be able to walk long distances with me and be able to lift some weights. But also have a high enough body fat % to be a healthy woman with some nice soft areas to hold onto.

>>72328714
didnt come out as well as id hope
shes got a couple imperfections and gaps i gotta fill in manually
bummer

>>72329788
bummer about the gaps but looks great aside from that. nice job anon

>>72329788
All hags are perfect even with their imperfections

>>72331481
Imperfections add to the charm.

>>72331481
not when theyve got swiss cheese on their face lol

>>72329788
patched what i could, took a while but id say its good enough
happy to say ive completed my first full gen!

>>72332258
They all look really good. Might sound dumb but couldn't you just re-melt them to close the holes?

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
the usual guy hasn't posted in a while, southern hag is live

>>72332612
any melt following the first go risks overmelting the surrounding pixels, which can cause smears and ugly textures like this
this is a failed sana melt i intend to redo eventually

>>72333825
I see what you mean. Hopefully the rest of the holos go off without a hitch then.

>>72334703
I love regloss’s stage outfits wish the mixing on that cover wouldn’t have been so shit

>>72335142
Yeah the song was quite the fucking mess

>>72335331
Mio once again owes me sex.

>>72335331
Still love original Shunkan Heartbeat, but yeah it was a shame about the cover. my rrat is still that management made them rush it out that’s why it sounded so bad.
https://youtu.be/Ix_uXN_ybxc?si=LNt2eoCX0p-I-zeC

>>72335005
ill ask for suggestions for the next one i should do next thread probably

gn haggots

>>72339480
おやしゅみ

>>72258740
Someone, save their wombs...

Sweaty hags

My haglust is reaching unrestrainable levels

OOOOOO hype as fuck for this trio
https://youtu.be/cvQln96Lsv4

>>72347094

And what are you gonna do about it? anon

>>72349830
this might be the best thing i've seen today

>>72332258
Mmm, this is...nostalgic. My first new gen when I was new to the fanbase.

>>72350703
my fourth, the order i had was id1 jp5 en1 and id2
i remember watching 2nd fes and hearing them in the pre-concert period thing where they tell viewers not to record or whatever and when i heard them i was all like :D

>>72349830
what's this from?

>>72351648
5th fes Stage 2

>>72352222
thanks. i only got to watch up to luna's godish which was kino need to finish up

I love my darling today as well!

>>72350925
Dayum, you miss, are a veteran.

>>72356902
i found hololive entirely by chance because sometime in april of 2020 i was listening to covers of fukkireta sorted by most recently uploaded on yt and the hololive one was. right there. sub-million views, maybe even sub 100k, i dont remember
flare didnt even have her 3d model yet it was so long ago, she was the only one in gen 3 still stuck with a live2d
glad they stopped doing that after nene, it was depressing not seeing her with the rest of gen 5 in the bloom concert

Mio owes me sex.

i think every miofa owes mio sex

>>72361783
I'll happily pay her back for all the days she's gone alone

>>72357955
Nene's was...due to controversy, lets just say.

>>72363646
was nene involved with aloe or something? i dont recall it ever involving her
or did it have something to do with her artist or something

turkey wife on, I can hardly follow her schedule these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Vsf2po3_0

>>72365594
auntie...

>>72287078
What is that immage rating Site?

>>72366893
https://uquiz.com/quiz/ctlfMe/your-aesthetic-as-an-anime-idol-%E0%B9%8B%E0%A3%AD-%E2%AD%91%E2%9A%9D

>>72325194
Well I'd agree with you for the rest of this site, but /hag/ and /deenz/ should remain shitpost free

gn hagbros

>>72363771
Her old one was a bit much like a certain nation's style that got Coco and Chama into trouble.

>>72367330
One can only hope. Some people can't help themselves and I'm sure it'll be brought up again so let's drop it for now and dream of hags instead.

Impregnate ALL hags. This is an order.

Mother and child karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/live/oH9B9bNB7ks?si=eIrMDOgOfTsKfcJM

>>72376884
I thought Iroha was supposed to be Azki's surrogate daughter?

>>72376950
>daughter

>>72377141
Don't look at me like that you smug fuck. Am I wrong?

>>72377441
They’re more like buddies imo
Iroha is like the younger sister

Poru asmr
https://www.youtube.com/live/NITuL2SPvjg?si=xmFBKa9mFhS1RuC4

>>72377657

Jeezaz

>>72380465
CULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72381532
Very cute

gm hagbros

>>72386691
おあよ

ID hags follow a trend of having very nice boobs

Can someone explain why I got a warning for discussing Kronii's real age? Shouldn't the whole /hag/ be banned then?

>>72387823
All boobs are nice boobs though

>>72388059
i got a warning in this very thread for stating marine was over 30 despite fucking everyone knowing this

>>72388144
yeah but kaela and reines are absolutely sloshing

>>72388059
>>72388553
It's the end of the month and jannies have quotas to fill

>>72369473
Sheepy Narm? Not Anila, Narm? Interesting.

>>72388687
I didn't realise it was a Granblue reference. I just thought it looked cool.

>>72386691
Ohayo. How's things?

>>72388649
There are quotas?

>>72388723
eh
woke up and realized im out of shit to make for breakfast

>>72388718
All good anon. My shortstack sheepwife can cosplay any Draph and it's cool in my book.

>>72388759
quotas and shifts

rip thread

>>72388822
Things got hairy for me while you were asleep. Life as an organizer aint easy...

>>72389223
unfortunate

>>72390000
Nice, zero quads for the lady zero of Holo.

>>72388059
Just be glad it was only a warning. I’ve gotten vacations for less. Just be wary of how you word things and what threads you’re in. Not all threads are monitored equally

Suggestions for next OP?

>>72390530
nothing particularly special is going on as of late so i suppose just pick an image posted in this thread and name it after that

>>72390766
I vote that daisenpai up there.