/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Quote:
“Let's keep laughing together, Nothing can stop us at all” – Dokibird
>Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzC7Xcfw3O8

How tf do we join?

>>72411621

>>72411621
>

>>72411621
I will lick her clean.

Guess we can rest easy that this is the last halo multiplayer stream

can't believe she would quit after getting teabagged

CRASHED

i think my internet's fast enough...

>>72412009
show speedtest

>>72411703
Whoever did this should add the Apex contract.

>>72411915
Hail Commandant Doki!

>>72412009
DRAGOON NO!

>>72411915
The USS Doki

D.A.D LOVE

>>72411914
Whoa, things going that south? I get lobby matchmaking is bad but I hope the whole thing doesn’t make her not want to try the trilogy.

>>72412109
Guessing you aren't watching? It's been a disaster so far

>>72412019
While watching the stream at 1080. I think I can make it

JOIN NOW, GOONS.

why can't she read the screen instead of saying the UI is bad?

>>72412162
from what chat is saying you need to use the xbox one, not steam

>>72412444
oh

>>72412444
wrong

>cant make it public
Nice game Bungie.

>>72412144
Not in the best monetary situation for memberships, but then again it’s Infinite. The game that should have revived Halo and we all know how it ended.

>>72412304

All Vtubers do this , just dumb people.

>>72411621
What big fat dorkibird. We must see her hahas.

>no confirm changes

I'm in this one, lads

Ded gaem...

>>72412677
Noice, good luck Goon!!

>>72412677
Good luck bro!

>>72412677

>>72412304
>>72412581
No, the infinite UI is actual garbage. You only really know if you try to navigate it
I don't think I've ever seen one worse than it, actually

>>72412677
Have fun goon!

>>72412553
Bungie doesn't have anything to do with this one, this is 343.

Wait who tf suggested Tac Slayer? She's gonna get shit on

>>72412730
The MCC is way better.
This POS doesn't even show custom games in the browser until it's started.
https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/articles/11285208310932-Halo-Infinite-Custom-Game-Browser-CGB-Overview#h_01GK8DX9VFQWRMAN3RCMFD4HG5

Why is Doki so smug all of the time?

>>72412730

Even so Vtubers

Don't Test
Don't Practice

and just try and wing everything.

>>72412808
she was complaining about ttk so they suggested this instead.

>>72412808
No one suggested it, she remade the lobby and didn't read the screen saying "Game Mode Tactical: Slayer" because the UI is le bad.

>>72412940
it's not a vtuber thing
it's a woman thing

>>72412930
BPD is a hell of a drug.

>came out after Overwatch
I mean... yes Blizzard is SHIT but when it comes to UI and stages, they are kings even if the rest of the game is shit

>>72412553
How could bungo do this to my beloved franchise???

>cant play as an EliteCHAD

VICTORY!

I've given up on joining this one this. Ui is dog shit

>>72412677
Managed to get top 3 in the match

>>72413384
No... try one more time goon.

>>72413402
Dangerously based!

>>72413402
Ayyyyyy!!!

>>72413402
Damn goon, you really played this game.
Gratz!.

>>72413402

>>72413384
Follow these instructions, anon. I got in already.
Add Dokibird on xbox live. I had to literally go to the xbox page in a browser to do this. Then, look on your friends list in the game when she's making a lobby. Click her name there and join the lobby directly through it

Based Doki

>>72412444
Thats wrong

>>72413095
they're about to do the same thing to marathon

>>72413425
A goon mentioned a way in the chat I'll try.

Fr though modern website UIs are utter dogshit

>>72413503
A Dokicat is fine too...

>>72412758
It really speaks to how dogshit 343 is that I think bungie would have done 10x better on infinite if they had control still.
And I think bungie is a dumpster fire

>>72413674
>ENTER BILIBILI

MCC not off the table

>Couldn't get Dino D-Day to work
No...

>>72413737
I just want to sword jump over invisible walls with dokibird....

Aww man Dino D-Day would've been kino

>>72413787
She wants to play so we will have to wait for now...

Wtf it's /#/ the game

>>72413848
Bro she refunded it.

UNREAL TOURNAMENT WHEN?
https://youtu.be/hNHNftrNzlo?si=D3SeOKq-Fxw0RqAR
https://youtu.be/eEcPakW42JU?si=R2yHC8hz1Nmp6GGo&t=3
>>72413899
LMAO

>>72413899
KEKAROOO

Seeing Doki try and get acquainted with Infinite's guns really reminded me of how awkward they were to get used to on release.

>>72413932
Based tracker music!

An ultra based fan made a remix album too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR5u2xvW8M

>she's top fragging
LITERALLY HOW LMAOOOO

>>72413899
>The Rise of the Dawn of the War for the Planet of the Apes

>>72414111
STRONGEST BIRD

>>72414097
A lot of them are just shit. Generally the new ones

MOGGED BY ELITE WEAPON

>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Watching her not knowing gear that have been around for more than two decades is simultaneous amusing and triggering.

>Doki destroyed a tank with melee attacks

>>72414244
I can't believe she mocked the strongest weapon in the game, the plasma pistol

oh I don't like this bros

The surprise gravity hammer always gets a chuckle out of me

GET GRAVITY HAMMER'D

>>72414244
Just wait until she plays Halo CE for her to slowly discover every weapon.

>Chris Redfield

>>72414494
There is only one weapon in Halo CE. The humble M6D pistol
A weapon so incredible that it has its own wikipedia article
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M6D_Pistol

>picks BIG GUN
>Gravity hammer user appears
>one shot him
>EVIL LAUGH
>gets killed a second later
kek

>>72414627
Holy shit

>the only reason I remember your name is because I called you a lot
completely destroyed

>>72414866
>killed you a lot

>>72414627
>>72414757
Human weapons in CE are absurd. Played the first time immediately picking the Covenant ones thinking I would never find human ammo.
Second playtrough I did with a brain I basically proved the Stargate principle true. Humans make the best killing weapons in the galaxy.

Imagine there's 2 billies and this one got fucked lmao

>>72414627
I thought you were honestly pulling my leg at first, holy shit.

>>72414944
>7.62 NATO slug to the dome > dumb sci-fi alien bullshit

>>72414944
Based humanity, the best of the best in the galaxy.

>>72414627
I still love how this handgun will kill a hunter in one bullet. Nothing else in the franchise does this

SHE IS HEALING THE WIND

what the fuck did I miss in the last 30 seconds

Doki your platforming reps...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>gets gravity hammer
>"here I come"
>jumps in the abyss and dies
KEK

Why is there an add all suggested people on the Xbox app? I just added like 10 random mutuals

Not so smug anymore....
>>72415374
>gets the BIG HAMMER
>gets smug and bratty
>jobs to gravity

>>72414944
>guys what if we made invisible instant death come directly out of the front of the tube
>no that's stupid
>our eyes don't even point forwards

>>72415411
there's a reason microsoft has been giving up on xbox and started integrating with windows and it's not because the xbox infrastructure is any good

>>72415109
To be fair that's most likely a glitch since headshots are always one hit kills on unshielded targets and the orange part of the Hunter is for some reason counted as a head.

KEK

she's having fun

>You will never t-bag Doki's corpse

T-BAGGED

KEEK

>Choki

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>72415628
if everything surrounding it wasn't dogshit, halo infinite might have done well...

Doki...

>>72415753
It would've done much better if Bonnie Ross and her cronies weren't part at 343 at that point...and if they actually put out content within the first 6 months of the game's lifespan. The content drought was atrocious.

/asmr/ is lying to you: https://gofile.io/d/RboKeK
Report link

That fucking gremlin laugh when she got the sword kill lmao

>>72415753
Yea, the core gameplay is good, but everything else is just eh

>>72415852
?????

>>72416016
some upset retard spamming it across the entire board

>>72416041
KEK

>>72415753
It genuinely amazes me how 343 never learns anything. They've had so many chances and I'm truly amazed that their license for halo hasn't been revoked

Stock infection is so shit
Infection was peak when people barricaded themselves on the elephant and the alpha zombie had 1000% speed

Finally ready to join but I kinda don't wanna play Infection...

>>72416281
>>72416282
No...

Doki Pee!!

Doki pee!

MEMBERSHIP PEE!

>>72416399
>>72416407
now pith

>she thinks arid is some alien name so she says ah-rid

>>72416103
Bungie doesn’t want to go back to it and XBox needs to keep the franchise alive to sell the actual good titles.
It’s a Fantastic Four situation. One shitty move every 5 year so you can buy the good comics.

>>72416577
>Bungie doesn’t want to go back to it
Bungie is too busy ruining Destiny over and over while they keep selling and buying their company back.

>>72416708
I was so sure that them liberating themselves from activision was going to solve all the problems. They sure made an ass out of me on that one

>>72416708
It feels real weird for me to say that Bungie is near the bottom of developers I'd want to work on Halo. Like Bioware and Baldur's Gate kinda shit.

KEEEEEEEEEEK

LMAO

>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L56X9S4UOZs

>>72416783
I mean, it did clean up a lot of the bullshit but turns out they literally didn’t know what to do iwth the story. Destiny 2 should have ended eons ago but they keep it milked to the point is now spoiled.

Tried everything didn't work fuck this game

jobbers

>got tricked into playing a horror game

>>72417432
F o7
>>72417610
Based

>>72417432
What did you try, exactly? All you have to do is add her and join from your friends list

>>72417779
not even add her, just follow her.

I'm glad that infested mode isn't related to the Flood so they can remain a surprise on her future Halo CE stream

>>72417806
It's the same thing in xbox. A "follow" just means you added them but they didn't add you back

Shit, I feel like playing AvP now all of a sudden

>>72417840
Don't worry, goon. Chat will spoil all of it when she plays

What's her Xbox url?

>>72417956
https://account.xbox.com/ja-jp/profile?gamertag=Dokibird

>>72417897
I swear, if the newgoons fuck up...

>>72417897

>>72417840
As soon as she drops in the forest they will "OH THIS LEVEL IS SO COOL, IT BECOMES HORROR"

Gonna have to head to Bed now bros, hope the others Goons are still enjoying watching and/or playing with her though...
Goodnight Goons~
>>72417897
Nah, it'll be more in an obvious "Teehee, we won't tell! xD" kind of way. Or she'll have just spoiled herself prior by reading up on it instead...

>>72418107
>>72418134
>3434 guilty spark begins
>chat:
>HERE IT COMES
>SHE DOESN'T KNOW
>IT'S TIME

>>72418196
GN goon o7

How's the stream going, goons? I can't watch it now but I hope it's going well.

>>72417956
just search "dokibird" in the Xbox Social widget of Game Bar (Win+G), she has ~250 followers and a Gears of War profile pic

Is there a reason she's not using the member gaming steam account? Would we not be able to just join off that?

>>72418277
Despite 343's best efforts to make it unplayable, she's somehow having fun and we've had a lot of good moments

>>72418277
Pretty good so far.

The lobby never went unprivate for me

>>72418196(me)
Like this basically >>72418224

>>72418356
It will say private when it's full, so you were way too slow

rumao

kek

>>72418385
Tried as soon as she clicked public. Oh well lol

goons...

Watch this guy keep joining and hold the stream hostage

>>72418510
what the fuck is this even a thing

the day when we stopped being able to join a random CS dedi and automatically downloaded like two dozen UT sounds effects and mods was when we lost our way

>>72418614
>They are intentionally doin it.

>>72418647
>be me
>young and impressionable
>join cs:s lobbies
>guy immediately sprays anal prolapse image all over the map

>>72418196
Rest well Dragoon!
>>72417840
>>72417897
>even Bungie wanted it to be a surprise
>they payed the game journalist to just review the Covenant levels

>>72418748
good times
good times

>>72418614 (me)
I called it

The fact that the entire lobby gets locked up instead of auto-kicking the dumbasses is the most retarded shit jesus christ 343

Congrats my dudes. Doki's truly achieving her dreams.

>>72418015
>Her only friend is a pro player
https://x.com/justKellar
has she played with this cunt on stream before?

>>72393760
>>72393282

You were lookin for me? By the way, this is the one I registered to.

>>72418894
Thanks Takobro!.

>>72418647
Downloading like 1GB of quake sounds, music, and the wackiest models known to man...

>inspecting her friends list
Jesus schizo you found a new target?

>>72418894
Thanks Tako!
ALMOST, because the dream collab is the one with Sanrio!

>>72418894
Takobro, thanks!

>>72419062
>sanrio
It's with funkopops, fake fan

>rat out people who was in previous games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8&ab_channel=JGWentworthh

>>72418906
damn that guy's pretty good at the finals
too bad it fucking sucks

>>72419182
Don't engage with schizo. Sister is probably gonna start writing fanfiction now

This game looks fun but something seems off about it. I really can't put it into words.

Instant karma KEK

so refreshing to see a halo game that's not CE without that disgusting non-centered crosshair

>>72419449
It has 343's taint. They added a bunch of useless weapons with no thought of how they function. And of course the ui is a literal case study in what not to do

>>72419569
A classic Doki event...

>>72419449
it unironically lacks soul

>final game
>btb blood gulch
based

>>72418887
Halo 3 was better

>>72419612
>>72419674
Ah, I see. That makes sense.

>>72419081
funkopops for clout
sanrio for dreams.
pompompurin doki might be real

I'm in.

>>72420192
Hey ikumi bro!

>>72420192
Ikumibro!

>>72419182
>Fr*nch Canadian

>>72420151
Lucky Dragoon!
>>72420192
Long time no see Ikumibro!

KEEK

>>72420151
Enjoy the last game bro!.

the fuck are these spawns

>you can spawn in the enemy base right next to the flag
great job 343

>schizo sister shitting in the thread
Did you get bullied of Twitter again?

>>72420601
Nah, this is a forge map, so you can't pin 343 on this one

>>72420601
how are they so incompetent

>>72420601
Based retarded devs

she doesn't realize that melee in the back = 1 hit kill, or how powerful melee is in general

>>72420601
>>72420741
>>72420771
you guys know what Forge is?

Saloon is a hero!

>>72420857
Did she not pick this from the officially featured list? Seems like a low bar to feature something that functions

>>72420843
She comes from shit games where melee is worthless please understand

>>72420843
It's not a 1 hit kill but pretty close
See >>72420995
Melee in OW and Apex are shit

>>72420970
This is better than the original map spawn, trust me.

>>72420970
It was a search from the general community list that had like a dozen other Blood Gulches.

Some of the best things about halo are the really cool weapons and the physics engine. Even the alien pistol when charged can take out all your shields or disable a vehicle. The thing that pissed me off about Halo 4 multiplayer was the inclusion of "power weapons".

>>72420151
gg

THEY WON!

Even with all the jank, watching all this is far more entertaining than fucking Apex and OW

Won and top frag.

>>72421334
the benefit of a slower paced shooter with high ttk

>karaoke cancelled

APEX
FUCKING
HATE

>>72421334
Yeah, even though Doki likes Apex i..just hate that game(hate BR in general) and im glad she finally tryed Halo multi.

>Apex ruined another stream
I hate it
>But she feels guilty
>so she will make the karaoke longer and a guerilla stream
Doki...

Got to play some matches and even teabag her, had fun.

btw she is surprisingly not as bad a singer as you'd think

>>72421633
BASED

>>72421633

My chat says :Dokiheart: but my heart says "Fuck Apex"

Until next time Doki...

>>72421633
congrats
living the based life my goon

>>72421633
As a real dragoon would, based

Bye Doki... it was fun even if I never joined
APEX HATE APEX HATE APEX HATE

Bye Doki...

Bliss. She also said my name, that was nice

>>72421719
I think I'm of the few here that actually don't mind, she usually makes up for it when this stuff happen, if anything we'll get a better karaoke and she'll get the rest she needs, to me it's a win win

>>72421950
I agree.

She needs to stop agreeing to every little thing. Like girl you over work yourself because you don't no how to say no

>>72421950
I agree but I understand the other goons feelings.

>>70583835
honestly dunno the reason for this request
how was the stream brogoons

>>72421950
Oh yeah she will make up for it for sure, back to back Apex streams tho is kinda gross.
>>72422069
Well for this one, she agreed a long time ago, it just so happened to be a multi-week tourney.

>>72421950
she'll make up for it by giving you her patented dokisloppytoppy

>>72422125
Based Drawgoon back at it again with some Doki art!

>>72422125
KEK
Thanks for delivering again!
The stream was really entertaining, I cant wait for her to play the solo campaign starting for Halo 1

>>72421950
>>72422069
>>72422167
This was literally out of her hands, all Apex stuff got mixed around by the hacking. Don’t worry, the Nessie cup finale will be 1-2 matches and done, she rests, and then goog Karaoke I will miss because 3 AM for me.
Hope it gets archieved.

>>72422125
>smoking while wearing a chicken suit
No...

>Last time on DOKIBIRD Z!
>https://twitter.com/SonBrokuDa/status/1773188126053183795/photo/1

last time she cancelled streams to keep her apex addiction didn't end well at all, at least this is different in some way

It'll be fine.

>>72422879
heh
I had a lot of fun being on /dbs/ pretending to react to the old manga, Friezza saga

>>72423357
>Spoiler
Heh

>>72422956
I’m confised, isn’t the Karaoke just moved a bit? Why everyone talks about cancelling?

>>72424042
It's just moved to next week, she's also doing a guerilla so it's not back to back Apex streams. She knows what she's doing dw

>>72424042
Sometimes dragoons go full retard when it comes to Apex

>>72424042
Dragoons are clingy and emotional women

>>72424042
Some goons prefer passion over ration. They're just bummed about it.

>>72424228
Kek

>>72424148
>Inb4 this gives us Karaoke with new model so it’s a win

>>72424042
Holofans are used to cancelled streams never returning again

>https://twitter.com/Napat071203/status/1772999426832814320/photo/1

>>72424637
I mean, if something is actually cancelled yeah
She just delayed the karaoke>>72424652

>>72424637
Not to start tribalshit, but nijisanji is famous for this lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2R3qx7MZww&t=9638s
Doki what the fuck is this.

>>72424841
Explain your timestamp, goon

>>72424228
Not a woman but I'm needy and I need Saloon to take care of me UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>72424652
Cute bird!

>>72424841
That kill was fucking psychic into putting her foot in her mouth 2 seconds later.
Peak kino.

>>72424888
>Not a woman
who's gonna tell him (her)

>>72424652
Adorable birb

>>72424841
>>72424930
This perfectly shows how she manages to play any game. It's a sight to behold ngl

>>72424930
Even as Selen she had a supernatural talk shit get instantly karama'd curse that was pure comedy

>https://twitter.com/nymousart/status/1757027532698702284/photo/1

>>72425348
Doki and the goons looking cute!

>https://twitter.com/ryu_hoang/status/1757216292866863500

>>72424841
The jinx is eternal, it will never leave her. The hammer part before this was just as good kek

>>72428382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2R3qx7MZww&t=5660s this one? Jesus christ I love this woman. I don't like FPS games but it's hilarious watching her.

>>72424841
>>72428482

which doki hairstyle is most wifelike, im asking for no reason at all

>>72429674
gonna have to say side ponytail like here! >>72427767

>>72429674
I agree with this goon >>72429751

>>72429674
side pony definitely

>>72429674
Something like this

>>72429979
no...

>>72429674 (me)
thanks for the suggestions!
im making this btw >>70584132

>>72430121
Based, keep up the good work Drawgoon.

>>72429674
This one!
>

>>72430121
nice. Not my tastes, but great job, pankobro

Spammer goon is back?

Spammergoon...

>Bump Limit… Time for rain

angry and happy to see Spammergoon

I guess Spammergoon wanted a new bread.

Whose got next bread or shall I do it?

>>72431539
kek

>>72431638
If you can!

Has Doki sung Racing into the Night?

>>72432454
Doki is very normie on the weeb scale so she might have heard of it if a friend mentioned it to her or more likely hasn't heard of it so she hasn't sung it

>>72432252
Okay will bake

>>72432721
>>72432721
>>72432721
All right dragoons fresh bread is up get in here!

>>72432744
Thanks, breadmaker!

>>72432744
Thanks breadmaker.

>>72432744
Thanks bread maker!

o7