/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>728533
Absence of God

>>728533
laugh all you want but he's a mod on her channel now. he's living his best life.

>Why yes? I'm a haaton, how did you know?

>>728574
>The year is 2050
>The CCP is gone, wiped out by coco's army of gimps
>The one coco government (brought to you by Cover) rules with a fair but iron fist
>It is now illegal to downvote youtube videos
>Only the words kusa and grass are permitted to be spoken

>>728668
kusa kusa. grass grass kusa grass! 草 草 草

>>728533
what reddit does to a motherfucker

>>728533
What causes someone to end up on 4chan then?

>>728533
This guy has personal communication with Coco and has mod powers to shoot zhangs
He is cooler than you ever will be

>>728718
Homosexuality

>>728718
shitposting about stocks and never liking reddit. I've made a lot of money following /biz/'s advice and getting out early.

This virgin manlet has mentally decimated Chinese bot-spammers and demoralized them so hard that they're now trying to dox him so that they can intimidate him into stopping his mod duties.

>>728718
Assburgers

>>728718
negative pussy

>>728771
What are you talking about?

>>728718
A bottomless desire for (you)s

>>728762
this smells like a shitpost

>>728718
autism

>>728771
What?
Why are orange woman posters so fucking retarded?

>>728574
>mod
>best life
mods are the worse version of jannies
hes in a living hell but so far in denial that he'll never realize it

>>728574
unironically the best move possible, this nigga is going to dedicate himself to exterminating chinks 24/7/365

>>728821
Literally learned about this stock from /smg/

PSA: Chinese antis purposely act obtuse and try to misdirect and mislead while being so painfully fucking obvious in their shittery that they fool no one but themselves.
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>>728955
>Be Kiara poster
>Say something really retarded
>Questioned on being retarded
>"BEWARE GUYS THERE'S SEANIGS/CHINKS ABOUT"

>>728533
too bad she wouldnt have sex with him since she prefers BBC

>>728978
Shh, hush, it's okay. This you?

>>729072
take your meds and do your archive reps on the current zhang situation you shizo

>>729072
Obsessed.

>>728955
>>729072
kill yourself

>>728718
Social outcasts that think they’re better than everyone else.

>this entire thread

>>729151
>>729196
You're doing a very poor job of dissuading him.

>>728955
>>729072
They are so easy to call out, the more retarded ones like to bring up reddit and cocofags a lot.

>>728533
if any chuuba would fuck fans for lols it would be Coco

>>728718
lack of purpose

>>729288
chinks dont exist anymore because theyre too busy doxxing each other
it's gonna be february 2022 and you fags will still cry about the zhangs because your oshi sucks at life

>>729300
her fanbase is gonna fucking die

>>729375
You know how obvious it is that you're a bug or at least, an ESL anti? A normal poster wouldn't rationalize a still present threat as "not existing anymore because they're too busy doxxing each other" since the original anti party is still hanging off of Coco's hashtags like leeches, all because you read some anon's greentext summary which has never been proven or sourced. You also outed yourself again by saying "because your oshi sucks at life", which is an incredibly ESL thing to say to drive spite at someone who is, by every single margin, successful in what they do.

>>729442
Not if she goes smart about it. Make it a weekly lottery among the superchat posters with bigger SC giving more chance to win.

>>729447
is calling someone can ESL the only way you can feel like you're a burger or something when you're not? I didn't realize we had armchair english majors on /vt/
Considering checking yourself into a psych ward, lord knows the zhang boogeyman might be under your bed

>>729514
someone will eventually leak that they fucked coco
it would not be a good move and would probably lead to her retirement which at this point im surprised hasnt happened yet

>>728914
are you sure? i think mods get payed or no? i know jannies dont. but im pretty sure mods get paid. atleast on twitch

>>729545
Oh no, an ESL trying tragically hard and failing to gaslight while quietly acquiescing to the fact that they are ESL. What a shame.

>>729708
easiest (you)s of my life, please give me 1 more

>>728533
Hololive wallpaper???? WHERE????

>>728533
The greendale human bean

The chuuba who laughs

>>729738
Anon... those are gacha cards pasted on the wall...

>>728718
Wanting to be able to be offensive without being banned from all other facets of life. Whether for comedy or muh racism.

>>729669
Does it matter? He is one of her loyal donars. Even if he gets money out of it, he will immediatly superchat it back to Coco.

>>729892
nah its not just about him im curious in general. i wanna know if mods are bigger cucks than jannies.

>>728606
Stop simping on Hachama and release a new album already KingJu

>>729981
The most recent one wasn't that great IMO

>>729915
Some mods do get paid by cover, but cover fucking sucks dick and wouldn't hire new ones for Coco despite her being harassed for months. During a livestream the day after she cried, she said fuck it, and just started modding her loyal fans that had been members for at least 6 months.

This part isn't confirmed, but after stream I think she demodded them and actually messaged them to see if they would like to continue, but this part is just based on a couple of posts on threads of someone claiming to be a mod, and 1 person on discord. I don't know how true this part is.

>>729892
>He is one of her loyal donars
where in the timeline did we go wrong

>>728573
my sides are absent now.

>>728718
It all started with a movie called Blade Runner 2049

>>729863
Ah... I see.
$65 for 60 shipping to USA... hmmm....

>>730037
but they do get paid by coco then or not? atleast thats how it works on twitch. the streamers pay a %age of their income to the mods.

some guy named CohhCarnage (ibelieve it was him) said once 5% of his sub + donation money goes into a pool. and from that pool every single mod is paid. thats why mods always get mad when stream hire more mods. cause less money for them in the long run.

>>728668
And I think to myself
what a wonderful world

>>728718
dilatation

>>728718
Knowing the truth

>>728533
All that just to hear from Coco she's not fucking him.

>>729205
this

>>728533
It makes them based?

>>728533
Is this a schizo /vt/?

>>728718
>porn
>anime
>autism

Its Touhou

>>731402
It used to be Touhou, now it seems to be just plain getting rejected from normal society while barely knowing anime. you just get here and the culture never bleeds out of you, even in your most normie moments, people can suddenly remember Pepe, touhou faggotry, porn and absolute autism, you might get out of 4Chan but you never leave.

>>728718
The desire for sincerity and shenanigans in equal amounts.

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>>728978
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>>729083
>>729151
>>729196
>>729375
>>729442
>>729545
>>729727
Seethe harder changs. Coco won. Now go die in an escalator.

>>728762
>made money following /biz/ advice
dont lie

>>728920
the pooh slayer will save us

Why are his arms so thin?

>>733522
Kek, I literally posted a TD Ameritrade screenshot. The trick is not to buy something expected it to moon, but instead buying a thousand or so shares and letting it go up a few dollars for profit. I don't do crypto shit outside of MARA (bitcoin miner), and am a stockfag instead. /smg/ was literally saying to buy GME when it was sub $10 a share, and UUUU when it was around 2 a share, and it's like 5 a share now. I even swung trade COTY from 5 to 7
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>>729835
Can I get a quick rundown on this fellow?

>>728991
She's just not a racist faggotron, her husbandu is still Kiryu, not a bad bethesda male model.

>>728978
cocofags like to falseflag as kfp but they actually hate her. kiara gets so many threads whether it's love or hate but coco only has a couple schizo who spam her and then falseflag and reply to themselves.

>>731402
I fucking wish anon, but I just saw a post here not recognizing Reimu.