/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73048260
I cant decide if i want to watch the watchalong live or wait until tomorrow. I've only ever watched watchalong vods, even then it can be hard to stay synced.

soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDzVr9E3IBw

fuck it im staying up, if they dont do too much talking before the movie starts and their break isnt too long I should be able to go to sleep at 5/5:30 am and I have to wake up at 11:30am for work

>>73049134
good luck anon

squeeb

The Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

>>73049888
i never got how people cant roll their Rs. Was super cute watching her try to figure it out for so long though.

where's the frame? there's a stream today?

>>73050730
In the OP...

>>73050871
>shiori
oh...

>>73050982
anon?

so are we getting a tweet or what?

Fauna!

>>73051497
previous watchalong tweet was a few minutes before

It’s the extended version, right?

>>73051762
four hours 24 min

>>73051762
yeah

>>73051913
Damn that’s long. Looking forward to watching the extended version of RotK for the first time.

oh boy time for the worst part of the series

How do you set up your monitor to see the chat the stream and the movie?

>>73052506
Why would I look at chat?

>>73052506
>monitor
You... forgot to add the s right sapling? You you more than one monitor... right?

What version are we watching?

>>73052506
>1. put the stream in the background
>2. play vidya gaem
>3. visualize what is happening in my head because I've seen the movie a million times now

>2 minutes early
wth

>>73052589
Read up

>>73052506
I use picture in picture for the stream and overlay it onto the movie
Chat is worthless so this is perfect for me

>>73052438
the only bad part are the ghosts imo, they're too op

>>73052506
I do this,

>>73052823
it strays too far from the book
there was never a ghost army there in the first place

>>73052919
shes so cute

tfw I forgot to download the movie before the stream and all I could find is a 12GB 2160p version and it's going to take 20 minutes to download

midget wrestling

>>73053056
where the hell do you look for movies man

>>73053056
Need to work on your pirating reps.

>>73053269
>>73053288
path of least resistance
>google
>internet archive first result

>>73053056
/ope/ are cool and have a link for the vid if you're still struggling, its not that big

>>73053333
it's fine, speed picked up and it's almost maxing my connection so I got 5 minutes left

>>73053327
>least resistance
>12gb download

>>73053390
for reference their timer might be slightly off since theyre on hbo, my version is 7:44 at exactly 7:13:10 EST

the music is so fucking good

>fantasy stoners

cheers!

>>73053600
as long as the stream doesn't buffer it's usually pretty easy to line up based on reactions to scenes. Thanks though, I'll keep that in mind

I wish fauna had cute elf ears

where are the stairs

I can't believe fauna didn't laugh at dotard...

That's what I'm missing. I need an orb.

scouring of shire bros...

bye bye saruman
wormtongue not so much

so he dead? the end?

>>73054193
yep
his arc didn't fit in the already giant movie

>>73054193
Too much to fit in already 4h movie

>>73052506

imagine fauna with sarumans orb

>>73054532
i imagine fauna with my saruman's orbs quite often

>>73054355
Was there more to him on the books or what?

>>73054532
>>73054630
The things she could do to my magic staff

>>73054689
Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scouring_of_the_Shire

>>73054689
The very last battle in the books happens in the Shire and Saruman is directly involved.

with her FEET out

>>73055000
How man en girls think about feet genuinely and not just because of the things they see? Gura is obviously a footfag but who else.

fool of a kirin

>>73055322
it's not as common as this board would lead you to believe

>>73055322
Fauna is just super conscious about them because of Gura

>>73055385
I wouldn't think more than a few

Fauna being into old men is not surprising

ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT I BE A WIZARD WHYYY

I knew my wizmaxing would pay off some day.

>>73055441
Gura and not just her own fans? It seem like most streamers are careful not to show their feet which I always found odd. It's not even like that many people are into them, just when you are into feet you're really into them. Usually

>>73055542
But do you own a nice horse?

>>73055555
its not about the amount of people into them, the people into them are foten creeps. Which is why they dont show them

>>73055555
Footfags are incorrigible. They're like the vegans of sexual fetishes, they can't not let you know about it.
This is why it's safe to say that at least in EN, Gura is the only one.

too many fucking characters I have no idea what's going on...

Does Elrond see his daughter get mating pressed

>>73055684
How the hell are you on this site and haven't seen lotr?

>>73055684
this is aragorns gf and her dad

>>73055684
I kind of semi-tune out if none of the fellowship are on screen

>>73055684
bruh at this point you've spent the last 6 hours looking at them

that seems like bad way to reforge a sword

>>73055684
>zoomers don't even have the attention span to pay attention during one of the best movies ever made
the future is grim

I have a deep need for Oktoberfest Fauna

>>73055817
that's because it didn't happen in the book :)

>>73055322
Mori likes the idea of people liking her feet

"Just shut the fuck up Perry"

BOROMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

Fauna turning the hetero meter to overdrive

>>73055732
dunno, they never interested me? I also didn't watch the 1st movie only the watchalong with Fauna so maybe that's why lol
>>73055749
oh I see
>>73055765
Same, I tuned in and out a lot last movie too specially during the battle scene
>>73055770
Kinda...
>>73055866
I'm 38...

>>73056033
i think she wants to be his daughter

>>73056033
The keep or nature's gotta make sure offspring get created. With how many members Yuri bait she's gotta balance that out

>>73056033
Nigga she does not want to fuck Gandalf are you retarded or just simply autistic?

>replying to the cuckposter

>>73056195
Why not?
is she racist?

>>73056195
can you stop replying to him for one fucking thread you autistic faggot

fauna reading

isnt this the part where you awaken serana in skyrim

I just realized how similar this scene is to the wotlk teaser when the dragon flies above the marching undead army

Well that fanart has now been willed into existence, I give it a day

So did she grow up without either grandfather?

>>73056956
I give it 11 minutes

>>73056195
You were saying?

>>73056867
>witch king
>litch king

LIGHT THE BEACONS

>>73056867
Not too bright, are you?

gandalf with his 6000 lumen beam thrower flashlight

what the hell is a discord dog?

take your meds denethor

>>73058044
It's just Shiori's mind putting a twist on discord kitten.

>>73058054
hes going to take his big red pill

>>73058104
I wish to be Fauna's discord puppy

I think I'm understanding why people like these movies so much now. It's like one of those things where it's so bad it's good right? It's been pretty humorous so far

oh fuck yeah the chicken scene

>>73058044

Lembas love

>>73058369
ok ok, I took you seriously for a second so I'll give a (You)

Sneak!?

gaslighting...

I'll share the load

>>73058760
Sounds kinda gay..

wonder if fauna turned her friends against someone since she relates to smeagol

Women shouldn't say bad words

SING

"demon of song" mogged by hairy-footed manlet

>>73059016
Agreed. There are occasional exceptions. It's funny watching my mom chastise my slightly younger sister for swearing but never me.

>>73058874
Fauna just relates to strangling those that stand in her way

you can piss in 30 minutes check

if lotr was a japanese anime marry would have cut her clothes open right there

>>73059354
I use an iPad to watch the steam. It's not like I have to watch every second of the movie since I've seen it more than a dozen times.

>>73059303
She just has a weird sense of ''cute', this definitely isn't the first example of that.

Does Advent have any jokes other than discord centric ones

>>73059634
Yes but they aren't allowed to use them on stream

>>73059482
This is my first time watching it and I've gotten up to piss, grab snacks, wash my dishes, get some water, at least 5 times

I wish this was just fauna biboo and shiori...nerissa is kinda ruining it for me.

sweet sword

>dont get the matrix refrence
sad...

>>73059733
I've still been pissing in the sink so I can still watch, but I love these movies.

>>73059809
Nerissa likes this the most. I enjoy her book facts

>>73059809
Nerissa has been well-behaved

>>73059809
I only watch fauna but I don't mind this combo

>cast 6 foot 1 guy for a dwarf
manletbros can we ever recover?

>>73060191
I'd rather not see peter dinklage as the one dwarf in everything

>>73060191
Only real men have the right look for a dwarf.

>>73060239
other midgets exist man

>>73060282
not to hollywood, they only know peter and warrick.

>you will never have a hot elf woman carry you along on a horse for 3 days

>>73060191
6ft1 is a manlet bro

>>73060282
>>73060267
Dwarves are not the same as midgets. Midgets are more like Hobbits if anything

>>73060340
>elf
pay attention man

>>73060383
>Tfw tall friends
I'm 6'1 and have always felt short or average height at best.

>>73060340
You should actually watch these films. They're pretty good. Theatrical release is better for a first watch though

>>73060408
She isn't an elf? I haven't read the books in a million years

quiet sip

>>73059809
I would have preferred Shiori alone, I watched her fellowship watchalong after Fauna mentioned she was gonna join. I just like seeing people's first reaction to these movies and Shiori was theorizing a lot in the first movie which was great. Not a novelite btw.

>>73060555
She is Theodens niece I believe.

>>73060472
im 6'2 and I like it. perks of being tall without most cons of being too tall

>>73060571
Sounds like I should have watched her fellowship video before these last 2. I only started because of fauna.

>>73060635
I'd agree. I know a few people that are 6'5 or above and it's way more inconvenient. Any long flight they pretty much have to buy business class tickets

>>73060620
ohhh my bad. Also that makes sense now, thanks

SPECIAL ATTACK : deadbeat avalance

>>73060741
>I only started because of fauna
Same, I didn't watch the first movie and only started because of Fauna, I have no idea what's going on desu nor do I have any investment on any of these characters. Mostly watching for their funny reactions tho

>>73060571
I agree but it's too late now. There's a high chance shiori won't remember anything that happened in the last two movies.

>>73060741
The world isn't made for people that tall. The really short have the same issue, it can't be helped.

>>73060571
Can't wait to find that cute girl that hasn't seen any of these majorly popular movies like this, star wars, back to the future, etc and get to see them watch it for the first time.

>>73060909
My mom and sister are both pretty short at around 5'2, not sure why I'm tall most of my family on both sides.

>>73060884
You're wasting these movies. If you hadn't seen them before you should have at least watched the first before staring the 2nd and 3rd.

What kind of spell was that

>>73061064
>You're wasting these movies. If you hadn't seen them before you should have at least watched the first before staring the 2nd and 3rd.
well I don't really care, from what I've watched so far they aren't really my thing, I've tried watching the first one a few times in the past but always tuned out 20-30 mins in

BONK

Pebble civil war...

>>73061167
whats your favorite movie? or anime if you dont really watch movies

>>73061167
Sounds like you have bad taste. Lotr has influenced every fantasy thing since it's creation in both forms. I'd consider ot worth paying attention just for that reason.

>>73061167
I dont get turning off a movie, its only like 2 hours for most movies. You cant give a fair review on it if you havent even finished act 1

Fuck off I would never do something as gay as smoke weed, Shiori

She says lucky everything Gandalf and pippin are on screen

>>73061167
>tuned out 20-30 mins in
you didn't even get out of shire... fellowship is the best movie out of the 3, pure adventure kino

GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

>and pause

>>73061372
Favorite movie? I don't think I have one, but I mostly did watch comedy movies when I used to watch them, anything that'd get me a cheap laugh. I think one of my favorite movies of all time is Tropic Thunder though. As for anime... I haven't watched much anime in a long time, but lately I did watch Hyakkano which was great. I do love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga, as well as Gintama manga/anime as well though.
>>73061390
Ah, might be since I am not into fantasy setting games/RPGs, for RPGs I like more modern/sci-fi, FF6, FF7, FF8, and 90s SMT games I guess
>>73061513
Oh, dunno, I guess I mostly started getting sleepy and couldn't keep track, so I'd turn off and either nap or find something else to watch. I would usually watch movies while having a meal

So they paused on aragon and not the black screen? Interesting

>>73061733
Is this an accurate frame for the HBO version? Mine is about 10 seconds off so I've been nudging it here and there to keep it aligned

harakiri (1962) watchalong when

>>73061772
You don't have a favorite movie or anime, you should have listed some other favorite from other media then.

>>73061797
I think the pause was supposed to be at the black screen
>>73061825
I'm at 2:08:00 and it's Aragorn

>>73061772
Attention span, doko?

>>73061865
Nah when I think about it it IS kinda JoJo and Gintama, some of the media I have followed the longest, so that's probably what I'd consider among my favorite. other obsessions I had was Umineko No Naku Koro Ni when the chapters were coming out in like 2009

>>73061825
I stopped at more or less the same point but I let it run on for a second or two since I was behind the stream

>>73061825
I've got the The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) [imdbid-tt0167260] - Extended [Remux-2160p][DV HDR10][TrueHD Atmos 7.1][HEVC]-FraMeSToR version and had to fast forward a little bit to be in sync so idk the exact frame

>>73061932
this

>>73062077
thanks man, was a couple secs out on my pirated version.
also, hype meter at full charge, best parts of the entire series coming up

talking about piss I bet

>>73061932
>>73062077
Around here?

Shes back

>>73062155
That's where I am but according to Biboo's comment it's Legolas with the subtitle saying "mind your aim"

kettle cooked are the best

>>73062185
The choker feels slightly out of place desu

DONT MAKE HER CRONCH YOU VILE WOMEN

kettle cooked are the worst

>>73061733
This was the right frame

>>73062133
Definitely took turns seeing who can piss the hardest over mic

>>73062277
Terrible taste

I wish Fauna would do the countdown...

>>73062262
this is the biggest yab we've ever had

>>73062335
no, you

>>73062155
this was slightly behind but i synched up with their countdown

I hate how some scenes are FUCKING loud then we have scenes like these that I can't fucking hear, I have to lower the volume to hear the girls, but then in these I can't hear the characters at all

>>73062414
Same

>>73062338
>1, 2, 3, go. Ceres fauna with the flow

Anyone who skipped this missed the Rare Fauna crunch. Serves them right

>>73062454
It's a constant battle.
I have my youtube stream at 25% audio, cranked up PC volume, and have to adjust the movie all the time.

>>73062464

>>73062454
Are there any movies where this isn't a problem?

>>73062486
im just mad she wont do it for us but will do it for the novelights...
she hates us man

>>73062454
download some subs

>>73062569
I normally dont have a problem with it, but lotr has been a pain

>>73062601
I hate subs like you wouldnt believe, always ruining delivery and surprises

>>73062575
Peer pressure is a powerful thing

>>73062733
you do you man, ive already seen the movie myself so theyre nice to have

TROLLING?

meanwhile shelob gets some goth woman appearance in shadow of mordor?

>>73062989
>shelob gets some goth woman appearance in shadow of mordor
Holy shit I better play that game

>>73062454
I use based VLC and just turn on the EQ.

>>73063104
oh is that why ive got no idea what theyre talking about
VLC really carries me without knowing apparently

grond is what happens when fuwamoco do the fusion dance

>>73063075
The game is alright, and I think shelob is only in the sequel.
Its just an assassin creed / batman type game. It has some alright ideas and exploring middle earth is fun, but it gets old quickly. If you really like lotr its worth a play.

>>73063490
I think I downloaded and played it like 3 times and never got far in the story. Just fuck about with the nemesis system for for a few hours and then delete the game again

does gandalf even know any spells? this guy is like the shittest wizard ever all he does is bludgeon orcs with his staff

>>73063490
I would a spider woman

>>73063656

spiders dont have stingers

>>73063653
that was EXACTLY my experience.

>>73058760
>>73058856
Share the load frodo...

Have to agree with Shiori and Fauna there
Whole thing was kinda hot

>>73063737
Spiders aren't that big either

>>73063820
its a housespider, hobbits are just small

>>73063801
Kek

>>73063887
>housespider
You can't call them that anymore!

>>73063656
Yes. Wizards in this, especially Gandalf, prefer less obvious methods. They don't want to steer the ship they just want to nudge the rest in the right direction.

giant spiderweb must be awful to remove from your hair

>>73063957
yeah i get it man but if he's gonna lead the army in battle at the front lines just a little fireball or a lightning strike to take out a troll shouldnt be out of the question right?

>has her way with them
W-why do they say it like taht

>>73064089
her way = sex

>>73063737
it's not a normal spider

>>73064086
he didn't put points into MP

>>73064086
He doesn't want to become a central power or crutch for men. If men are to save their age they must do so largely with their own strengths.

>>73064176
idk man sounds like cope, i think the guy above you might be right

THERE IT IS DUDE

THEODEN

The siege has been going on for days at this point

>>73064319
>Summary. Gandalf, as an Istari, was sent to Middle-earth to assist in the fight against Sauron, but he was forbidden from using his full power to interfere with the natural order. Saruman's downfall serves as a warning of the dangers of exceeding the limits placed on the Istari by the Valar.
It's not the place of angels to do too much. They guide and enable.

rohan charge gets me pumped the fuck up

DEATH

synced blink

>>73064499
rohan has the best bgm

>>73064467
>sorry, my dad says i cant cast lightning bolt

>>73064649
I mean thats the only reason I wont cast it

>>73064499
It gives me chills every time I hear the speech

>>73064499
>>73064584
There is a lot of good theme music in these movies and Rohan still manages to have some of the best of it.

>>73064649
Basically. If God wanted no room for error he would have just done so from the start.

WOLOLO

Fauna's elephant army has arrived

KIARA WATCH OUT

"Hit their ankles! Go for the ankles!" says the anklebiter

I just sat on my remote and completely fucked my time. I was so in sync up to now too, what a waste

god being an elephant archer must be fun as fuck

>elephant on elephant violence
fauna kek

they all love shotas...

I wonder how many people are seeing this movie for the first time. It's one of my all time favorite movies and I hope everyone else is enjoying it

>>73065101
>anklebiter
Don't talk about fanaus mount like that

>>73065258
First time for the whole trilogy has been this watchalong. I'm having a great time

>>73065258
I had assumed 99.9% of saplings had seen these movies but now I'm disheartened

FUCK I tuned out hard for the last 20 mins, wtf is going on

>>73065275
Biboo is the anklebiter. But also
>Fauna mounting Biboo
h-hot...

>>73065258
first time in 15 years im rewatching this, having a lot of fun.
Should have had the first movie with fauna too though

aaaaAAAAAAAARGGG NERISSA SHUT UP AIEEEEE

>>73065365
Not a lot of zoomers have seen these movies, unfortunately

>>73065258
I've probably watched the trilogy over a dozen times by now.

>>73065405
They literally said she is riding biboo at the star. Shiori has her horse, narissa has gollum, fauna has biboo

>>73065505
Same anon, I rarely get tired of them. The story is timeless and the movies are so well executed.

>>73065476
that's a shame. I wonder how many have seen someone like OT star wars. I've seen these movies so many times we put them on for background noise sometimes

>>73065767
I'd watch a watchalong to the behind the scenes for these movies

THEODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN

bros... I don't even know who that is that just died....

>>73066180
The king of Rohan

>>73066180
dawg he had a lot of screentime

what the fuck is this random "death", the extended version really fucked this part of the movie up

>imagine he looks like an 80 year old grandpa
Yeah, she's got a gilf thing for sure

bruh I don't even know none of these characters but T_T

>>73066456
>don't even know none
so you know them all?

I always thought he said that shiny shit

>>73066441
I really wasn't expecting her to have an old man fetish
The other ones she's been revealing recently made sense but this one's kinda outta left field

>>73066546
it would have fit

>>73066593
If I died my hair grey I could pull off a gandalf look. I'm in bros

>>73066742
I don't even need the dye.
Get in line, youngling.

sam is a real killer for being a gardener

>>73066742
>If I died
Only if you came back as Anon the White

>>73066742
will you wear wigs

>>73066593
>>73066441
How does fauna feel about doc from back to the future?

>>73066876
I have hair as long as gandalf and the facial hair to match. I told you I'm in
>>73066827
fuck...

The scene with them dressed as goblins reminds me so much of the Bakshi LotR animated movies.

>>73066983
when will you wear wigs

>>73066510
huh

>>73066983
>I told you I'm in
Now if you could just find her....

>>73067037
kek

>>73066827
Does that mean the former Anon the White becomes Anon of many colors

POST IT

Can I finally post it?

>>73066593
Her baldness obsession is starting to make more sense

faramir wins in the end

>they're both just beautiful and blonde
I wonder if Nerissa is trying to say something

wjere there's a whip, there's a way

>>73067316
Was just about to post that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>73067310
That they're aryan?

>>73067046
dont know none means you know some
I know none means you know noone
dont use double negative like a subhuman

https://litter.catbox.moe/frk9nc.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/ezmz9k.mp4

>>73067444
unfortunately for you dialects exist and are recognized as acceptable use of the language
besides that, you clearly knew what he meant

>>73067310
That she doesn't know what a ginger is?

https://litter.catbox.moe/ezmz9k.mp4
Someone from here should edit this with some actual good fauna voice lines and no awful music

>>73067576
What Fauna thinks of every time she sees Gandalf

bros is it almost over... I'm about to tap out...

>>73067626
I'm almost a ginger

>>73067627
Maybe the climbing game 'gimme gimme"

>>73067579
>acceptable
ion know nothing about anything you done say about dat

>>73067627

She's been very emotional today

>>73067863
probably ovulating
explains the horniness over old men too

Someone said fauna cried in the two towers watchalong but I didn't hear it at all when I watched...when was it?

Ooh Aah you touch my tralala

>>73067987
during sam's speech she sniffled a bit

>>73067863
sorry i got her pregnant

>>73068122
Yeah, with me

>>73068122
Go back to bed and rest Mumei

>>73067987
not an audible cry, but she sounded like she was crying or on the verge of tears when she said "I love the music so much"

>>73067904
Back to global with you

gimli and legolass really had the best of times during this whole ordeal. I'd argue even better than merry and pippin

So that's where that meme is from

bewwies and cweam

GO SAM GO

Frodo, of the nine fingers, and the ring of doom...

man these movies have such insanely good casting

>>73069300
They nailed it, too bad they would never do anything like this again

wtf was that fire eye thing anyway

>>73069420
my butthole after date night with fauna

>>73069420
me after smoking long leaf tobacco

Getting rid of the ring must feel like the biggest post nut clarity.

>>73069420
Sauron.
He lost his physical form after his defeat, and due to him putting all his strength in the ring, he cant get a new body without it more or less.

>>73069483
... what is Fauna doing to your butt...

>>73069358
I think we all excepted these movies were a miracle of the universe some time ago.

>>73069645
she's a very selfish lover

>>73069645
Some people like to believe she would peg them.

USA USA USA

>>73069643
I see, was he like the villain in the first movie or something? I think I remember some fire dude in a flash back at the start of movie 2

this scene is a metaphor for america saving england from losing to the krauts

>>73069420
It's Jackson's interpretation of Sauron after he lost his physical body during the battle with Isildur. The book mentioned "the eye of Sauron" and Jackson took the artistic liberty to make an actual eye

eagle stratagem

Oh ho ho ho ho Ah ha ha ha ha

Hahahahahaha

>>73069691
If you watch the making of or any retrospective video about them, they basically are a miracle of the universe. We probably won't get sn adaption of this level again. Dune has beet sort of close.but still not the same level.

>>73069723
She is a switch after all. She'd be down to do it.

>>73069813
Hes the big bad who made the ring a long ass time ago.
He doesnt have a physical form in any of the films, besides the intro scene in the first one.
Hes the dude who gets his finger cut off.

>>73069813
Just stop posting. Look up plot summaries or something

>>73069813
Anon...

I'm surprised this had a happy ending and everybody lived. I expected some tragedy for some reason

Love how these movies dont even feel that long to me, 4hours went by veryfast

>>73070031
The zoomies are playing a game and watching a second stream during the movie. Don't mind them

>>73070104
faunas beloved died and best father figure died

>>73070104
i think tolkien was too depressed from the war to not write a hopeful ending

>My friends, you bow to no one
Gets me every time, I always tear up a little

>>73070104
Tolkien wouldnt have a tragic ending

>>73070250
Don't worry. I'm sure nerissa will ruin the moment with a funny quip.

>>73070104
It's a Christian allegory, of course it has a happy ending. Happy endings come to those that believe they will happen

>>73070104
The movie isn't over yet bro...

Fauna's cottagecore brain is firing neurons right now

I wish I could just be a hobbit in the shire

>>73070496
same, smoke pot, eat pumpkins, do gardening and fishing

>>73070496
>>73070450
I would buy her any homestead she wants

>>73070496
Fauna the movie isn't over, pay attention

>>73070496
>Tfw already a manlet just need the shire

My sunshine has finished watching the beloved Lord of the Rings trilogy with her friends! I nearly forgot this was happening today, thank you real life for kicking me in the crotch for no reason

jesus he's a ghoul

>>73070724
I'm 6'0" and therefore too tall to be a hobbit

What ring was the uncle talking about?

so what does elf island do btw

>>73070879
it's basically florida for elves

>>73070870
cock ring

>>73070879
it's basically heaven

>>73070879
It's where the gods of Middle Earth live

>>73070879
It's like las vegas

>>73070927
but why? is the land magic? or is it just a vacation home like >>73070917 said

>>73070879
>>73070917 combined with >>73070927. It's undying lands, things just.dknt change. Things stay the same.for millenia

>>73070997
It's where gods live. The home of elves.
They're actual foreigners in middle earth.

Sam gets to go to the Undying Lands too, after his wife passes away, because he was also a ring bearer

frodo is fucking killing himself

>>73071106
But this is the last boat...

good night /uuu/

>>73071155
not REALLY actually

>>73071155
They come back for him

>>73071155
he uses his retirement fund to book a plane ticket

why is this scene dragging for so long get on the boat already!

>>73071223
so you have time to clap in the movie theatre

>>73071223
You wouldn't like the books then because Tolkien can stretch a simple scene like this out to 30 pages.
I almost didn't read them because the party in the shire at the start took so fucking long to get through

gardener really ben sowing seed huh

>>73071322
Fauna please

>>73071458
she'd never even type out "fuck"

>>73071322
jfc... so it's all word vomit I see...

>>73071322
shire filters a lot of people

do not reccomend hobbit chat

>>73071595
Oh it's well written, and he does an amazing job at painting the picture with his words but god damn does it move slow.

>>73071595
you know not true word vomit if you only read novels

This whole watchalong series was a really fun time

>>73071715
I would probably take Hobbit over anything else Nerissa or Shiori would suggest

Kissing Fauna on the lips

Perfectly timed thread, page 11 right to the last minute

Shiori is pure sexo

>9pm pst
fuck off put wolf quest at a real time you yank cunts

>>73071854
didnt shiori suggest silence of the lambs for a previous watchalong?

8.5/10 watchalong
Happy we found out about Fauna's old man fetish and I hope it leads to some good NTR art