/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7275889
what's the appeal of hags anyway?

>>7275889
What are you, gay?

Your oshi will eventually become a hag too. What will you do then?

>>7275955
anon in a decade vtubing won't even be a thing anymore

>>7275889
What the fuck my dick became diamonds all of a sudden

>>7275889
Congratulations OP, you just wrote the single gayest post I have read on this fucking website in the 17 years I've been here.
I suggest you go into quarantine because this much faggotery has to be lethal to other people.

>>7275889
But that's the best part

>>7275889
>>7275918
Hags are sexy

>>7275889
Dummy, that just means her energy and enthusiasm has stood the test of time, especially when it comes to Momosuzu 'tried out for Hololive three times' Nene.

>A hag is a wizened old woman, or a kind of fairy or goddess having the appearance of such a woman, often found in folklore and children's tales such as "Hansel and Gretel".[1] Hags are often seen as malevolent, but may also be one of the chosen forms of shapeshifting deities, such as The Morrígan or Badb, who are seen as neither wholly benevolent nor malevolent.[2][3]

I don't get it. So they bake..?

>>7275918
Down to earth unlike the zoomer chuubas who are all fucked in the head in some way.
Some of them would clearly fuck your brains out if given the chance.

>>7275889
and this hag will 360 noscope you in FPS

>>7276010
Of course it will. It just won't be Live2D as we know it. Technology will advance, but the concept will stay the same. Regular streaming is still the same as it was 10 years ago.

>>7275889
hag is one of the hottest things on the planet

>>7275918
Extremely passive and sexually frustrated

>>7276151
>baby "just give the boss a firm handshake" boomers
>down to earth

>>7276029
based and saved

>>7276010
Just like real-life youtubers aren't a thing anymore, right?

>>7276259
>confusing Male americans in their 70s with Japanese women pushing 40
Anon are you retarded?

>>7275889
you sound like a homosexual

HAG LOVE

>>7275889
Hag is the best thing you uncultured swine.

>>7276010
k

>>7276366
I love Nene now

i would support a housewife vtuber

If anything, vtubers have made me appreciate hags more.

>>7276595
Hololive made me want to bang a woman older than me in her mid to late thirties wearing animal ears so bad.
I coom buckets to JAVs that have this premise.
I need help.

>have no interest in vtuber
>learn she's a hag
>inmediatedly akasupa her 100 dollars

>>7276852
maybe i should become a hag

>>7276740
Just set a goal about how much stamina and lift power you'd want to have for doing that and go from there. It'll get your mind off of the narrow focus and put you in a better position if you meet someone you fancy. That is if you really want to be with someone to begin with.

>>7276852
Hello? Based department?

>>7276852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gb6x_duVXE

>>7276740
MioBro.....

>>7275889
You're missing out. That only makes them better.

>>7276366
>You're gay if you don't have Nene membership
I BELIEVE IT!

>>7275889
>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately get hard

>>7277080
Zoomers can't get you from 0 to hardest metal known to man like hags can.

>>7277146
1000% this

>>7275889
Hags are objectively the best vtubers

>like fine wine

>>7276740
good
now post your marine cumjar

>>7276010
lol what a boomer

>>7276366
Based nene as always. My wife can be based!

>>7275889
There's a whole thread on this board dedicated to loving hags and their content. Just saying.

>>7276259
Everyone always forgets about Gen X.

>>7275889

>>7276029
>>7276085
Holy fucking based and hagpilled.

>>7275889
You're homosexual

>>7276740
Go find your local Asian massage parlor.

>>7275889
You are weak and a coward with shit tastes. Hags are the most superior chuubas around

>>7275918
Sexual experience, son.

>>7275918
More life experience makes them more unique and interesting. Naive and shallow 18-25 year olds are a dime a dozen.

>>7279568
Also when I impregnate them I want them to have the mental capability to care for my child, menharas like Matsuri would fail at this massively.

I cannot even put into words how much I worship Botan...

>>7275889
That will change as you get older, assuming you're not one of those lolicon son-of-a-guns.

>>7279676
I honest to god did NOT think people like her could possibly exist.

>>7275889
I like them because I'm 30+ and I feel less like an old man when I know that some of them also aren't zoomers.

>>7275889
>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately subscribe, join membership, and give red super chat

>>7275889
When I started to watch chuubas almost 3 years ago I was sad because I was 32 years old and I thought that I wasn't going to find one older than me, then I found MrKoro and now I'm the happiest man alive

>>7279888
based

>>7279722
Not him, but I'm a lolicon and I can appreciate hags too. I think Mio is my second favourite Holo, with Okayu being my oshi. Amazing that personality overrides my otherwise massive preference for pettanko.

>>7280533
I'm like the opposite of you. I prefer mature body types/characters, but appreciate pettanko as well. I'm more into thighs/ass than chests.

>>7275889
You zoomers can have your mentally unstable menheras. Most of the boomer audience can appreciate people regardless of their age.

>>7280533
>>7282167
For me, I only care about the hag for their personality. The body is an entirely seperate category and I tend to like lolis.

I guess what I need is a loli vtuber whose roommate is a hag. That would be perfect.

>>7275918
Hags mean a level of mental and lifestyle stability, which means more consistent streams, no mental breakdowns that lead to breaks, and is equipped to not commit yabs or is at least able to navigate around it.

>>7275889
So what age range are you consider as hag?

>>7282362
So you want Rushia?

>>7282612
30+ are glorious hags.

>>7282612
28-34=Christmas Cakes
35 and above=Glorious hags

>>7282736
That's pretty harsh bro.

>>7282797
How's it harsh? We love and respect the hags.

>>7275889
>watching a vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately buy her membership and send a superchat
I'm not the only one right?

>>7282797
hags are an affectionate term here. Unless you're an anti or a lolicon, of course

>>7275889
All it takes for them to lose interest in hags is to show them how the reality is. All they see are relatively attractive Japanese women over 30's not realising they are in entertainment reason FOR A REASON. Everytime I see one expressing love of hags, I just cringe and move on with my day.

>>7276259
are you pretending to be retarded or are you just incredibly dense?

>>7283527
I'm trans btw idk if that matters or not

>>7283644
Definitely matters, now I know not to take anything you say seriously.

MIO HIT 800K SUBS OP IS A CONFIRMED FAGGOT

>>7275918
The functional meaning of it is this: An adorable, whole, stable woman with the aspect of that out-of-reach first love.
That woman who was graduating from High School when you were just entering Middle School.
That mindful woman of diverse interests and gentle disposition.
The one who enjoyed the fads and trends you loved when you were too young to participate.
The woman who stands as a memory of the better days.
The woman who was, in your eyes, perfect, but too far ahead to reach. The passive youth can now reach her.
That's the real meaning of "HAG".

>>7279500
Sexual experience is worthless in women. How can you get better at laying down and getting pounded?

>>7275889
Japanese "hags" are like fine wine. Its the EN thots that were ruined immediately when I saw their roomates

>>7284172
You could have just written "I am a virgin/rapist"

>>7284095
Hag wolf love.

>>7283527
>Reality
I don't care about 3DPD. I only care because they are using an avatar.

>>7284232
Being a submissive male is worse.

>>7276029
>>7276085
based mios roommate is cuter than all non-hag chuubas except noel

>>7284371
>"I am a virgin/rapist"
Translation: "I am a virgin/rapist"

>>7276852
relentlessly based

>>7284462
Western thots could only dream of aging as gracefully as Mio.

>>7284596
i'm not reading that shit dude

>>7284493
>b-bet you dont have sex ha!
You sound like a woman. Is that why you get so defensive when I say female experience is irrelevant?

>>7284660
you're the exactly the type of boy mentioned here.

>>7284720
Why yes, and I happen to be a massive slut that knows how to pleasuremen in ways you'd never even dream of

>>7284172
t. Virgin

>>7285160
yeah? so explain in detail what would you do to a fat virgin like myself. with a lot of details, that is important to prove your point

My last GF was literally twice my age. Older women are better conversationalists and aren't thots or tiktokers, and it's great. With that said, I don't get the appeal of an older women putting on a falsetto voice and donning an anime avatar for a living.

>>7280533
That's not being a genuine lolicon. True Lolicons only care about prepubescent 2d. You just presumably like all the things that make women attractive. Purity. Fertility. Youth. Beauty. A good personality. Women young and old can have different combinations of these traits.

Younger girls are fresh, fertile, untapped and haven't been embittered by bad experiences with men. Attractive older women have grown into a nice figure, worldly personality, and good taste in clothing/hobbies if they've properly looked after themselves. Meanwhile, zoomies being stereotyped as trashy impure whores with poor fashion sense and awful personalities. Nothing about that is attractive.

tldr Hags will usually always be more intriguing than the average trendy generic egirls who are all interchangeable with one another.due to their vapid, mostly homogenous personalities.

>Watch chuuba
>Find out she's a hag
>Immediately rock hard and starting to fantasize life with her

>>7275889
Are you some kind of a faggot?

>>7275889

At least most of the Japanese talents are at least passable and for some fucking reason don't even age until they're like 60. It's also a bigger part of their culture so even good looking women see it as a valid streaming career.

The western talents though, fuck. Look at how many shitty female streamers there are who are popular based only on looks. The first couple years of western vtubers are going to be women even people on /vt/ would reject just based on the smell alone.

>>7275889
Being a fag sounds rough

>>7275889
>I'm not the only one right?
No, there are other homosexuals like yourself.

>>7284596
>tumblr nose
Didn't read

>>7282795
>Christmas Cakes
>starting at 28
Anon, they're called CHRISTMAS cakes for a reason.
It should start at 25 and not 28

>>7283527
Stopped reading after "how the reality is."

>>7275955
Sex

>>7284172
have sex, unironically.

>>7275918
None really, people just get a hard on for 2D Hags because they look nothing like a real life hag looks

>>7293508
Chis-chan had sex and look at what happened to him.

>>7276010
twitch streamers have been doing it for a decade now.

>>7276159
I want to cum inside that chubby chuuba

I'm like nearly 30 myself so I am not going to judge. Fucked a lot of Japanese prostitutes/escorts in their 30s when I lived in Japan and honestly Japanese women age pretty well so it is not so bad.

>>7276740
Do your reps and go to japan, finally descend to /jp/ territory and become a real human bean

>>7276151
>condom
drawn by a fag in denial

>>7275889
You aren't the only one, but that doesn't stop you from being a raging fucking faglord.

No one likes post-wall women unironically. People here only pretend to because they aren't seeing them behind the avatars. No one would simp for Botan if they had to look at her ugly ass face all th time.

>>7294494

I'll take simping for them since they're actually talented and for many of them actually good at games.

Unlike the whores on twitch like Pokimane or whoever the fuck else is popular. Is Amouranth still a thing? shit she was embarassing

>>7276085
>ywn move to japan and marry marine
it hurts

>>7284172
Those are lazy women. You'd be singing a different tune if a woman rode you hard.

>>7284172
You're a fucking idiot lmao

>>7284172
This is the most embarrassing post I have seen on this pathetic website all week.

>>7275889
Imagine betray your anime waifu because of the 3dpd behind her.

>>7294494
>>7293773
Almost everyone on here knows what their hag oshi looks like and it only wants to make me want to fill her with my seed more.

>do roommates rep
>all the hags are looking fresh as fuck
What the fuck is in japanese food that makes them so well conserved

>>7276259
Not everyone is an american retard

>>7291476
Heh

>>7284582
This. What is her secret? I swear she's sexier every year

>>7287495
>True Lolicons only care about prepubescent 2D
You are in for a surprise

>>7287356
Any tips to find a older woman gf?

>>7294494
>tfw I already see every interview of Botan's roommate
>cant stop having a boner in every stream of her

>>7294494
>>7295974

>>7275889
>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately gain an uncontrollable erection
I'm not the only one right?

Clearly OP has never heard the saying "old chicken makes good soup"

>>7296110
Stopped watching rushia stream because of this
I'm trying to be productive and not masturbate all the time

>>7275918

>>7294494
I would spend day and night banging Mio's roommate nonstop and without pulling out until we both pass out from exhaustion.

>>7295769
Dignity. She barfs in front of thousands and still walks through it with more grace than western e-personalities doing shallow apologies. Genuine character.

>>7276366
I laughed for a good 2 minutes
never change nene

>>7297088
Miochads ww@

>>7295853
No idea. I met her on a dating site I joined on a whim, but I don't think either of us really belonged there. She was busy running her own consultancy company and was pretty wealthy, but I guess she was lonely and wanted to be loved; she didn't really know how to meet people either.
If you're just looking to get laid, join a wine-tasting club or something. If you're under 40, you'll be the youngest one there and most people will be single. There are also bars in most cities which have a reputation for attracting cougars at certain hours. But I don't think it's easy to meet the "good" ones who are actually worth dating rather than just womanchildren.

>>7297088
I would start banging her on the balconny so the world can see that I get to bang such a divine woman. I don't care if I get arrested.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>7294494
Every hag roommate looks good

>>7300517
If someone could pull me out of Mio they'd be crowned King Arthur.

>>7294258
Is she actually chubby?

>>7275918
They know how to please a man emotionally and sexually

>>7284172
Go outside and touch some grass.

>>7295974
where can one find such interviews

>>7291973
That just means you like to live in your own delusions.

>>7275889
Hags are usually more based than their zoomer counterparts for starters.

>>7304646
kek

>>7284172
All these mad roastie replies lmao.

>>7284172
All the cucks replying to this post.
>Yeah, I've had le sex xD
>youre le virgin
A non virgin woman is useless

>>7284172
You just made redditfags mad

>>7285085
I don't care about some used up whore's opinion

>>7275889
low test

>>7287356
>older women aren't thots
Not anymore, but they were.

>>7284172
lol at replies
however, deepthroat

>>7306595
>>7306617
>>7306658
>>7306725
>>7306806
>>7306817
this nigga

>>7306817
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>>7293508
>>7294980
>>7295037
>>7295119
>>7305081
>NOOO I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND TO HAVE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH DOZEN OF MEN BEFORE ME

>>7284172
Experience is quite disgusting. I don't want my girl to have ridden the carousel and me being being settled for once they lose the thot privileges.

>>7307275
Lol

>>7307275
We really are fucked. Even the last bastion here are people hung up on stupid shit like sex with multiple people.

Women lose the ability to pair bond after having multiple partners, If anyone wants to have a whore they will never keep her. She will get bored and move on or drive you so insane that you'd wish she'd leave anyways.

They always get needy and beg for attention, then when you give it they realize you are weak and withdraw completely.

Real Love used to exist. Now everyone loves the flesh too much. A pity

>>7275889
Koro isn't that old

>turning 29 in a few months
>can't connect with anyone my age
>hate zoomers

As long as they're not single mothers, hags are the best.

>>7307275
>>7307377
This. Degenerates, the lot of you

>>7275889
I like Marine 10x more precisely because she's closer to my age and a boomer herself.

>>7307223
Holy samefagging

>>7276010
This earth will not be the same in a decade. Financial collapse, Famine, war, pestilence. All are soon to come. Watch for the Black swan, coming soon to a Theatre Chain near you.

>>7307275
Cant believe I agree with a soijak poster.
All these dumb redditfugees here for le ebin rrats need to die.

>>7307647
Can confirm, the vaxx thinning their herd is going to be a blessing.

>>7307481
That's not even getting into the entirely probable reality of micro-chimerism.

Does this samefag know we can see the IP count? Or is he really that new?

>>7307858
Point the samefag if you're so great

>>7307751
I likely have some form of this, my mother had an abortion before I was born. Very likely all mixed up, pray for my genes to not go nuclear on me frens :c

>>7307917
I was referring to the concept of women retaining the genetics of all men she's received cum from and passing those genetics from previous partners down to any children she has. Essentially if your mother was a whore who got creampied by 10 guys before she had you, you have genetics from those 10 guys. This is something that exists in nature and has been postulated to exist in humans but even if it did we'd never hear it or it would be debunked/denied right away because it's inconvenient science (like the science of heritable IQ and racial IQ differences, albeit that is more developed).

>>7308327
you sound like an incel

>>7308425
You sound like a roastie

>>7308425
You sound like a redditor.

>>7308327
What

Wouldn't the semen die within hours

Where do you get this shit from because now I'm curious.

>>7307640
you've been saying this for decades lmao

>>7275918
You get to like hags when you get to be an ojisan

Hags are great if they grow to be one with you.

>>7276740
Honestly, I want to have a long term relationship with a jap woman who's 20 years older than me

>>7275918
I'm an ojisan and in the market for a nice hag. The problem with hags isn't their age, it's who they generally are. A 30yo with limited sexual experience is still worth more than a 20yo whore.

>>7308327
And it can cause horrible cancerous deformities yes. Thats what I meant fren.

>>7310473
That is the fucking dream.

>>7299287
>wine-tasting club
wtf I hope this is a thing in Argentina sounds kinda fun

>>7307275
>Implying this hags are lonely because they were stacy who fucked around
These hags are shy and commited in their works. They didnt fuck like your average 20's thot

>>7313150
Nothing you can say will make me desire fucking Mio senseless any less.

>>7275889
This bait's pretty decent, anon. Have a (You)

>>7284135
DON'T REPOST THAT

>>7313150
>These hags are shy
Things that never happened

>>7276740
CODE PLEASE

>>7315879
Any jav with BBACOS is about older women cosplaying. Also there's a billion of them about MILFs in bunnysuits.

>>7275889
>>7314359
based and falseflagpilled

I’m going to sex Pochi, thanks for listening

>>7278708
Unironically this.

>>7275918
Many schizoidal guys (like ones being here) are egoists, unprepared for unavoidable emotional labor in relationships, hoping a more experienced, emotionally capable person will handle everything. Concentrated on themselves, they want to receive love more than give, so both in life and in bed (autoeroticism) they wait for someone to take care of them and serve them. Their fantasies are usually based on a vague caring "something".
TL;DR: infantilism and mommy issues

>>7296101
>>7305287
I'm pretty sure that La Lion's roommate unironically fucks like a tiger.

>>7325463
shut up freud

>>7325463
I just don't want to deal with the constant drama that comes with young love, if she's having a breakdown every week over a mean comment on facebook I'll probably go back to jail

>>7325831
>back
anon...

>>7325954
Probably smoked weed and ended in maximum security.

>>7325954
>>7325998
Assault, broke a pint glass across a guys face in London. Got 18 months, served 7, medium security, lmao england

>>7325998
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>7284172
Virgin-kun sa...

>>7275889
If she is ugly or fat I lose interest too.

>>7275920
Probably a teenager.

>>7295715
> Heh

Be me
>I'm 24
>Fuck's big butt stallion pawg
>Finds out shes 38
>Still nutted

OP stop being a fag

>>7307705
>captcha: HYGAY

>>7308327

>>7305038
when a woman becomes a hag, her metabolism begins to slow down, so all the hard work she puts into having a slim physique stops being enough, which creates more cushion for the pushin', around the same time that the biological clock begins ticking down and her body becomes less for reproduction and more for pleasure only

20+ is boomer

Let’s be real you ugly cunts aren’t even good enough to date the oldest and fattest vtuber that’s why you watch this shit

>>7294494
>No one would simp for Botan if they had to look at her ugly ass face all th time.
Botan could get away with some makeup, but yes, you cracked the code. One of the points of vtubers is that you don't have to put up with their corporal bodies.
>>7294719
>Is Amouranth still a thing? shit she was embarassing
Yup, going strong too. Woman is a queen of her craft. But I wouldn't put Hololive on any moral highground.

>>7327799
Basically anyone without a TikTok.

>>7307275
>resorting to basedjack posting
I accept your admission of being a massive semen slurper

>>7275889
https://youtu.be/rER8GiViSgo

>>7307481
>>7307751
>>7307917
>>7308327
Seems like the retards are out on full swing.

>>7282699
Considering how Rushia's roommate looks, fuck yes.

>>7328467
All the Holohag roommates looking 110% fuckable is unfair.

>>7275918
They're in my age cohort

>>7332862
Uncharacteristically honest.
Based truthsayer.

>>7294494
>Is in there for the looks
>Doesn't know all it takes is 10-15 years for a young girl to hit the wall
>Doesn't know in 10-15 years nobody young will never be interested in him
Ngmi

>>7284172
Virginchama...

>>7327722
It's when she goes on menopause right? When does that type of thing happen for men?

>>7276259
I'd like Mio to give my cock a firm handshake.

>>7284232
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>>7326389
>>7341973
Get the fuck out of here non-virgin freaks!

>>7338863
Go make money, and you will get young bitches. Pretty easy on SEA.

>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately want to end her menopause

>>7282797
Women age like milk after 30 years of age

>>7344084
based

>>7325475
I bet she wasn't fucked in YEARS.
Imagine the amount of sexual frustration.

The good thing about VTuber hags is that they have a totally different and interesting perspective in life compared to young thots and VTubing removes that normal debuff of aging completely

VTuber hags are based

>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately want her to molest me
I'm not the only one right?

>>7275889
>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately get hard every steam and piss precum
I'm not the only one right?

>>7346641
that's not precum bro

>>7275889
Watame exists, therefore I lover her. There is no other option.

>>7275889
older women have the best personalities; hands down

not even close

the ideal woman would be an hag in a cute girl body, closest you can get to that is a vtuber, you'll understand one day

>>7307481
>retard in a virtual anime girl board pretends he's more mature than a whore

>>7346641
>having fun watching vtuber
>find out she's a hag
>immediately want to give her baby batter inside her
I'm not the only one right?

>>7355999
she wants it too