/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I feel like Senchou is all talk and would be meek and submissive in bed.

Nenechi, on the other hand...

Coco
How is this even an argument

>>7327516
Nabi

>>7327516
Froot

>>7327516
NAT
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>>7327516
Veibae. I feel like she's at the pro level now from all the years of whoring herself.

>>7327558
>I feel like Senchou is all talk and would be meek and submissive in bed.
Which is why she would be the best imo.

>>7327740
oh my goodness...

>>7327516
Mio, Botan and any other hagtuber.

>>7328025
she comes off as very low experienced, tries really hard to seem well versed in sex

ironmouse on the other hand...

>>7329607
how old's botan

>>7329612
>ironmouse
I guess she had to get superAIDS from somewhere.

>>7327740
Why does Marine move like an arthritic senior citizen

>>7327516
How is this even a question. You can tell from her 3D streams she fucks like an animal.

>>7329689
Probably due to a lifetime of posting and office work

>>7327516
me

>>7333879
Hello Risu, can I cum inside your ass?

>but the leek is your peener

>>7329697
>Aki belly dancing on your dick

>>7334994
Intimacy with polka:
>Hold her hand
>Its fake
>Grope Polka's Breasts
>Honk noises
>Lift up her skirt
>Paper snakes fly out
>Try to take off her pantsu
>More keep appearing
>Finally cum
>Confetti instead

>>7334994
I saw a clip of her IRL. She had a mask on but still lookes noticeably chubby. I'd never wanted to fuck a girl more after learning that's what she really looked like

>>7327516
>>7327740
Definitely not Marine.

>>7335285
What actual sex with Polka is like:
>she agrees to rough anal due to low self esteem
>you plow her asshole and she start crying
>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal
>she's out of breath after 30 seconds
>you jerk yourself off and finish on her face
>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum
>you feel like shit

>>7335285
>Grope Polka's breats
>Honk noises
MY SIDES

>>7327516
your mom

>>7335614
>see her die inside when you degrade her
Immersion broken, sorry anon.

>ctrl + f
>no chammers
She should really show off her stripper dance moves more.

>wildest
Well depending on what you mean by wildest, I'd imagine sex with Aqua would be a lot like fucking a wild animal on the plains of the African Savannah. Verbal communication would quickly break down and she'd devolve into screeching incoherent babbling. There would be a lot of clawing, scratching, and biting as her autism flares up from the overstimulation and she tries to look for an outlet. I also guarantee she'd piss herself. You'd probably be bleeding and covered in her spit, piss, and sweat by the end of it. And then she'd immediately try to go for round two.
I know it's not the "sexy" kind of wild OP had in mind, but it's definitely the most technically accurate scenario.

>>7327740
Coco is a nigger

>>7337389
The only African holo is Aqua, and by extension Flare because Aqua gave her the pass.

>>7337355
h-hot

>>7337355
>Sexy kind of wild

It's my sexy kind of wild though.
God, I need to write more Aqua stories. Just one wasn't enough.

>>7336025
She always gets nervous halfway through and makes me stop

>>7337389

>>7337389
she's a mutt tho

>>7329697
holy shit

>>7337389
get shoved in a locker you fucking geek

Deadfish / Unwild
>Luna - weak & unhealthy. hurts her neck and wrists over the dumbest shit
>Marine - fat and unhealthy
>Noel - fat
>Botan - fat gamer
>Aqua - only knows the basics
>Rushia - weak constitution
>Ayame - too fragile. will be hospitalized if you do anal.
>Okayu - wants you to do all the work
>Mio - only the most plain missionary positions for the sole purpose of reproduction
>Polka - destroys the mood by being an insecure menhera

Wild tier
>Ollie - energetic zoomer SEA monkey sex
>Subaru - experienced via whore reps, to payback people she owed when she lost her home to a fire
>Moona - autistically invested in pleasing their partner.
>Roboco - unfit nerd, but she has the drive
>Watame - experienced via previous relationship reps
>Haato - young pervert
>Sora - trained idol
>Towa - trained idol + energetic tomboy
>Aki - trained dancer with husband reps
>Nene - trained physically active idol
>Matsuri - trained physically active & perverted idol
>Suisei - trained physically active idol with experience pleasing old chinese executives.

Incomplete headcanon, but can't be bothered to write about the others

>>7336025
>10 minutes into SEGGS
>starts crying, says sorry, goes away
>comes back, 10 more minutes
>another excuse, goes away for 20 minutes
repeat ad infinitum

>>7341340
>Polka - destroys the mood by being an insecure menhera
Okay now THIS I can jack off to

>>7336025
>crazy in the head
>crazy in the bed
checks out

>>7327558
I would let Nene take the lead in bed

>>7327516
ina

Definitely the type of girl who wants to try something weird, hate it, then try it again and again

>>7327558
This but Veibae and Ironmouse.

>>7341340
>Suisei - trained physically active idol with experience pleasing old chinese executives.
Suisei is an otaku virgin. She can't do anything even if she wanted.

>>7342096
I'd let her experiment to see if she can suck out the color from my dick like some sort of taco bell nacho fry.

>>7341340
Where's Suisei's sister on this list?

>>7327516

IronMouse.

>>7327516
I read this as "Widest"

>>7343060
Killing a girl by fucking her would be pretty wild.

>>7327740
Just wondering. Are their models designed to be that height or is it based upon real height?

>>7343214
In the case of Coco its definitely not her real height. I also have a sneaking suspicion that the cunny holos aren't actually real cunny as well.

>>7343210
Part of the thrill, and she sounds like she would be fun in bed.

>>7343568
>Cover Corporation's Counterfeit Cunny Catastrophe

>>7343619
So Gura?

>>7327516
Ayame
you just never know what she's going to shit the bed

>>7341340
>Rushia
>Mio
>Roboco
Holy shit my dick can only handle so much

you will be a dead husk before she is satisfied

>>7329638
37

>>7344251
holy fuck I have to get my seed into that lion fast

>Gura - Inexperienced but has stamina for days by virtue of working on a farm
>Calli - Inexperienced but also chronically shy and self-conscious; would just lay there
>Amelia - Savage freak that claws and screams at you the entire time
>Ina - Inexperienced but eager, however her screams of passion sound like cries for help so either the mood will be ruined or you'll get arrested
>Kiara - Experienced because literal whore but too goddamn thin to enjoy

>>7344991
>too thin to enjoy
she has a fat ass nigga

>>7345150
And bony everything else. You need balance, bitch.

>>7327516
Ironmouse

>>7344991
>too thin
you should see the average japanese woman genius

>>7345433
And most of them are shit in bed. Weak, submissive, and too easily broken. Your yellow fever has blinded you to the truth.

>>7345297
skinny > fat

>>7344991
>would just lay there
Slow, tantric sex with a shy and inexperienced Moririn...

>>7345945
>implying anyone here has sex

>>7345945
>Weak, submissive, and too easily broken.
so you mean perfect?

>>7327516
The piss fetishist who sticks candy in her urethra.

>>7342096
>>7342717
Gura would be wild, depending on her mood. If you don't keep up with her she'll probably maul you or rub her shark skin tail against you as punishment. Definitely into leg locking missionary and prone boning when passive.

>>7342624
Suisei would be very enthusiastic and open to instruction, but also embarrassed by her lack of experience.

>>7346363
Having sex with someone who just lays there is barely a step above masturbating. Hell, it can be incredibly tiresome if you need more than 20 minutes to coom like I do.

>>7346068
i do, with your mom

>>7346977
Not to mention it's boring as shit.
Last times I fugged several years ago I just wanted to fuck off asap because it felt like a terrible menial job.

>>7345988
She strikes me less as inexperienced and more awful at it because she could never get over her insecurities. She's probably fucked several dudes, and all of them thought she was awful.

>>7346746
I guess I'll have to clone myself to impregnate gura just as many times.

Some are completely obvious like Choco would be an absolute animal in bed. One you wouldn't expect though I think Luna would be a secret freak in bed.

Although this thread is mostly Hololive, Gundou wins my vote.

>>7349505
Choco's been surprisingly tight lipped about her bedroom performance, but I know she likes yaoi.

>>7346977
This, I fucked a girl that literally laid there and I got tired trying to fuck her while her legs basically became jelly for 40 minutes. She had a great night, I had a horrible night balancing her and fucking her.

>>7349759
Well, she is wild, in a kind of way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzbDGibYRVo

I prefer betting in another one.

>>7327516

>>7349759
Wasn't there a rrat saying she fucked a fan?

>>7345952
cum slurper

>>7351238
dat fuckin booba doh

>>7335614
>Polka snuggles you while crying
>you realize that you don't want her as an object of your lust
>You hold Polka's hands as you kiss her
>Polka let's go and hugs your body
>Make sweet love with polka in the missionary positions with the lights off
>kiss eachother as you cum
>she's out of breath
>but she's happy

>>7351287
vtubers reignited my love for boobies and tummies

>>7351552
I never lost it, but welcome back to the dark side.

>>7351552
Okazu's Oppaigiri...

>>7337423

What the fuck is this rrat?

>>7351657
tiddygiri

>>7341340
>>7344991
>>7351338
All of ye, bring yer ideas to /wg/, we welcome you with open arms.

post bobba

>>7351827
You know, I think I'll stop by /wg/ someday.
I wanna write stories myself.

>>7329697
her husband must be a lucky man

>>7327740
spbp
/thread

>>7335614
>you plow her asshole and she start crying
>feel sorry for her and switch to cowgirl vaginal
Enjoy giving her an infection. Never go back to front.

>>7337355
fake and gay.
she'd be making non-stop slurping noises with her autismo mouth from stimulation.

>>7351965
me

>>7351861
She looks lewd but Mel would be the most vanilla fuck imaginable.

>>7327516
I'm going to go with Kanata. She doesn't register "dirty" stuff in the same way as most of the other girls seem to and would probably be very active.

>>7327516

>>7327740
christ almighty

>>7329697
fuck off

Who'd tease and be the most playful in bed?

Polka for sure. Gangimari + insane laughter as you thrust hard into her.... As if you wouldn't bust a hard nut to that

>>7327516
Veibae talks the biggest game.

>>7327740
embraced

>>7357862
>talks the biggest game
Usually a sign that they just end up starfishing

>>7357766
>polka reverse rapes you
>riding you at knife point
>forces you to constantly reassure her that you love her and will watch her forever

>>7327516

>>7342140
Ironmouse 100%

Vei, however, is probably pretty freaky.

>>7358092
Fuck that'd also be good

>>7327516

Better question, who's the best for titfucking?

>>7358947
Nui would definitely be the Paizuri Queen.

I can imagine Miko being a bottom until you tease her about it and she fights to top out of anger.

>>7327516
Migo

>>7358947
I'll argue Mel for this... just the right size for a good time.

>>7359350
>Plow miko missonary style
>hear her baby voice and laugh about it
>Out of anger she flips you on your back and says
>"NOTTU BABEY"
>Rides your dick at mach 4 speed while yelling
>"COME ON MAN, COME ON MAN"
>Spurt out 8L of cum in her shrine maiden pussy
>Pass out onto her breasts as she passes out from the amount of cum in her womb

>>7359772
ANON PLEASE MY DICK CAN'T GET ANY HARDER

>>7359350
>>7359772
>Miko
>having heterosexual intercourse

>>7360110
We're talking hypothetical. With another girl she'd probably be a dead fish

>>7360110
>implying she was ever lesbo

>>7359772
I want miko to smother me with her breasts hwile she rides me even though I'm 190cm

>>7359772
>"COME ON MAN, COME ON MAN"

Lmao

>>7335285

This reminds me of the "Polka hits you with a cream pie" copy-pasta and I love it

>>7327558
Nenechi would be pure rape ape mode in bed, but first she has to learn what sex is.

>>7327558
>>7364655
i don't think anyone on this earth is ready for the intensity and aggression of Super Bear Fit-As-Fuck Nene sex

I bet Ollie fucks like a fighter jet

>>7365622
h-hot
https://files.catbox.moe/gfhaxj.webm

>>7327516
Rushia would kill.you in bed if You Say the name of another girl

>>7365365
I'll challenge her first

>>7344991
>Gura - Inexperienced but has stamina for days by virtue of working on a farm

she's a suburbanite colonizer, retard
risu's the only strongboy because she had a 十real job十

>>7368102
>suburbanite colonizer
>taking your family values to unwashed populous of suburbs
Based

>>7344251
No, she's in her mid 40s. Oldest chuuba.

>>7358336
The noises Pippa would make while cumming would summon a SWAT team at my house.

>>7344251
>still younger than me

>>7327516
Roboco.
>handjob from Roboco-san
>feelsprettygooddesu
>her hand lets out a wet liquid
>she ups the intensity
>holy shit not bad at all
>hand beings to vibrate
>fondles your balls
>starts sucking you off
>vacuum levels of sucking
>tongue wraps your dick and begins vibrating as well
>oh fuck
>about to come
>she grabs your thighs and moves your body closer to her mouth
>you don't feel teeth at all, she must have retracted them
>thrusting your dick in her mouth with maximum intensity
>Cum like crazy
>knees give out and you fall back
>she looks at you like this

>>7327516
>handjob from Roboco-san
>feelsprettygooddesu
>her hand lets out a wet liquid
>she ups the intensity
>oh fuck
>hand begins to vibrate
>fondles your balls
>starts sucking you off
>vacuum levels of sucking
>tongue wraps your dick and begins vibrating as well
>oh fuck ver 2.0
>about to come
>she grabs your thighs and moves your hips closer to her mouth
>you don't feel teeth at all, she must have retracted them
>thrusting your dick in her mouth with maximum intensity
>Cum like crazy
>knees give out and you fall back
>she looks at you like this

>>7368749
>then she turn around and spreads her asscheeks
>her anus opens up like a mouth, you see dozens of tendril like tiny tongues that each move independently
>she looks back with puppy eyes to invite you into her rear port

>>7368823
forgot the image.

>>7341340
>Subaru - experienced via whore reps, to payback people she owed when she lost her home to a fire

holy kek good doujin material

>>7368321
you have it backward, suburbanitelet. do your reality reps

>>7368974
Only if it's her childhood friend that she had a very close relationship as a kid but they separated and now they get together again as adults and realize they are in love.

>>7346541
I heard of the piss drinking stuff, but this candy thing is news to me.

>Ame rages at a game and breaks her controller
>it's not enough
>she barges into your room and pushes you onto the bed to take out all of her pent up aggression through extremely rough anger sex
>this is a daily occurrence

>>7369293
>her dog licks your balls while she's riding on you

>>7369410
Why did you feel the need to depersonalize Bubba like that? He has a name.

>sex with Kiara
>she is insecure but desperate for affection
>lets you do everything and forces herself to play along with all your fetishes because she is scared that you will stop loving her
>too nervous to cum, she focuses only to please you and sucks dick like there is no tomorrow

>>7369507
>shits on your chest afterwards
>is finally able to cum

>>7342624
She used to work in a bar and has been trying to become an idol for years. I suspected her to have one of the highest dickcounts in Hololive.

>>7327865
Glass Cannon

>>7369566
>a тeбe и нopм

I believe Matuli would hold and won't let go of you until you've dried your balls all night inside her womb.

>>7368396
Really? I thought Mio was the oldest

>>7356642
>most vanilla fuck imaginable.
DYRBI?

Kagura Mea, but not with sex with others.
Instead she's the kind of girl whose dopamine levels are so fucked up that she spends hours forcing orgasm after orgasm from her cunt, well after the point where most people would call it a day.
Swearing to herself, rolling around in her smelly, sweaty covers, she abuses her (genuinely) inflamed and bruised pussy with fingers and toys, imagining the increasing pain being forced upon her by a third party. After spending 25+ min, she finally manages to cum another time, but the pleasure is short and underwhelming as she feels her labia seemingly try to retract back into herself in an act of self-preservation.
She then spends some minutes whining about it, gets over it, and orders some delivery food, but falls asleep before it arrives.

>>7351965
i did not remember posting this>>7356577

>>7327516
Pretty convinced Super Nenechi is the biggest freak in bed

>>7358204
deadfish

>>7360110
Can't beat the cock. She'll turn straight instantly with a good dicking

>>7360110
implying having sex with a lesbo wouldn't be the greatest

>>7369566
classic german/austrian culture.

short chicks with big tits are without a doubt the best body types for sex, easy to pick up and move around but also boobs

Nene and Korone
Both Athletic. Nene would laugh at first but then you will get her to commit to the bit and you won't drop the act and she'll realize just how much she's actually enjoying it and it won't be a bit anymore
Korone will fuck away her sadness with a marathon and make sure you can never leave because you'll never be able to walk again

>>7327516
Luna

>>7327558
i don't know if nene sex would be wild, but it would definitely be weirrrrrrd

I'm low test and I don't like it when they're too wild in za beddo

Which hologirls are most likely to get off to their fanart of them getting raped? Besides the obvious one Matsuri of course

>>7381697
Marine and Matsuri are a given

>>7336025
chammers is the only virgin holomen

>>7335614
>>you can see her die inside when you degrade her by covering her face in cum
She's actually into that though

>>7382770
someone needs to save polka from her menheraness...

>>7343214
Coco is 5'4" in reality and the others are modelled in proportion to her.

>>7383352
Makes sense. Chammers roomate though is flat as a board though so we cant make too many model compaissons.

>>7369618
I doubt, faggot

>>7369882
Why? Korone is older than Mio. Luna too if i remember correctly.

>>7385045
>the fucking baby is older than mommy
how?

>>7327516
Kson because she used to work at a strip club in Atlanta and took BBC for money

>>7337355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRB-uEymeks
agreed

>>7385045
How old are they then?

>>7369618
Yeahyeahyeahyeah. You watched some clips and you think you know her. Watch streams now

>>7327516
>Which vtuber is the wildest in bed?
IRONMOUSE kek

Honestly shocked nobody mentioned the horse girl

>>7385854
Luna is 36, Mio's almost 36, Korone will be 37 soon.

>>7387427
>Luna is 36, Mio's almost 36, Korone will be 37 soon.
Holy shit! the baby rabies is strong

>>7387427
>Korone will be 37 soon
I MUST impregnate this hag before it's too late!

>>7387427
Seriously?
And I thought I was a geezer at almost 30

>>7387427
wait I thought mio was in her 40s

>>7387427
No no, you're getting it wrong. Luna is in her fifties, Mio is in her sixties, and Korone was born in 1911.

>>7388598
Nope. born September 12th, 1985.

>>7389163
Know math. That's not ALMOST 36, that is 36 going on 37.

>>7389251
Anon...your math reps...

>>7387427
Wait, I thought most hololive members were in their early 20's to early 30s max.

I want to breed the holohags

>>7389551
>I thought most hololive members were in their early 20's to early 30s max.
You're mostly right.

>>7389551
Most of them are. Ironic that despite all the age jokes, Marine's fairly young comparatively.

>>7385305
If it makes you sleep at night her being 36 isn't confirmed. She might be 26. her roommate actually responded to the rrats

Risu is an animal in bed, by her own admission.

>>7383352
Didn't her roommate say on twitter she's like 5'6?

>>7390419
Everyone hypes up their own performance, anon.

>>7389551
>I want to breed the holohags
Welcome to the club.

>>7327558

Senchou would just lay there and expect you to do all the work.

>>7335614
Actual actual sex with Polka
>you see her
>she's ugly and fat
>turn around 360° and moonwalk out

>>7390419
pic related, her being an animal in bed

>>7391483
l-lewd

>>7342140
>Ironmouse
I doubt she's ever fucked because being in direct contact and changing fluids with another person would probably kill her.

>>7391605
>Literal death by sex
Holy shit, she's probably be wild then

>>7391289
Actual actual actual sex with Polka
>See her
>She's ugly and fat
>Strong-arm her into whatever you want
>She accepts because of her insecurity
>Smash her harder than a pinata
>Spill literal gallons of cum in her pussy and ass

And optional good end:
>Start dragging her to the gym
>Sweaty shower sex becomes the only time you'll touch her
>Support her through her sets
>Soon her belly's tightened up
>Saggy tits firm again
>Still insecure but with a slutty gymbunny body

>>7392180
how fat are we talking, when talking about poruka?

>sex with Mori
>she browses her social media on her phone and getting excited because she managed to fix a collab with some random male streamer
>this is the moment she realizes you already cummed inside her, balls deep, and her fallopian tubes are overflowing with your seed
>"Anyway..." she goes on to telling you that she got into this new media project where she can meet with some prominent industry insiders
>the whole time you fuck her cleavage and you rush to cum so you can cover her face with a thick facial before she can say the name of who she wants to meet

>>7392505
Japanese fat, so still slimmer than most American chicks.

>>7391153
I see no problems with this.

https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1421261358977490946?s=19

She likes it rough

>>7327558
nene is the kind of girls that loves to give rimjobs

>>7327740
holy shit what a disgusting woman

>>7341340
>Moona - autistically invested in pleasing their partner.
One dedicated autismo (possibly muslim) waifu please.

The only reason nobody has mentioned Nyanners yet is because she's gay. She's 200% coomer and is probably hiding her fetishes behind funny meme fetishes like feet and peepeepoopoo.

>>7391786
Given how physically frail she must be, I have to imagine it'd just be really sad

>>7327558
Nene would be laughing, slipping off the bed, getting her arms stuck in her clothes, accidentally hitting you in the balls, and in general making everything so chaotic and funny that you wouldn't ever get to nut but wouldn't even matter because you had such a great, fulfilling time with a cute dork

>>7327865
>have a daughter with Matsuri
>double team our daughter

>>7391605
Her illness didn't kick in until she was already in her 20s or something like that, she went to university and everything, probably got railed a ton. She's literally talked about getting an eye infection from getting cum in her eye.

>>7327516
Kind of tricky to gauge. They could be quiet and seiso but be a huge slut irl, or they could act like a huge slut but be quiet and seiso irl. So I might just say Melody, since you know she at least has experience being a whore.

>>7327516
Kanata

>>7398772
I need this gorilla grip pussy in my life!

>>7398772
Imagine the gorilla grip of her pussy

>>7365622
Those moans she made during the alleged yubi-yubi session were like rocket fuel for my dick.

>sex with IRyS
>happy_sex
>holding_hands
>cuddling

>Haachama sniffing her own foot while you're inside of her and you're sucking the toes of her other foot
THIS OSHI WAS MADE FOR ME

>>7399237
>you fall asleep because of how boring she is

>>7327516
I wonder what she'd be like in bed.

>>7346541
Nice, ive always wanted to fuck a girl in her urethra

>>7399258
Finally, a cure for my insomnia.

>>7399237
>sex with IRyS
>sings in your face

>>7399237
They should commision her a new model soon, the collab with Ina made it painfuly obvious how out of place she looks.

>>7399463
>her breath reeks of vinegar
neat

>>7399472
I want her to collab with Roberu because both of them have that over detailed thing going on.

>jealous schizos losing their minds about IRyS even in this thread

Rent free.

>>7399417
>bend over big bro, it's the only way we can be together and not have the FBI put you in jail.

>>7399565
>jealous
Take your meds.

>>7399565
>>7399523
But Anon, I like irys-chan! I want to make love to her in the missionary position and have her sing in my face and smell her peach vinegar breath!

>>7399725
>Take your meds.

Touch grass.

>>7399237
>switches back and forth between bad western porn dialogue and bad hentai dialogue
>insists on missionary so you shield her from the ceiling fan
>doesn't actually know what balls are
>nervously refer her orgasm as "climrys" while laughing

>>7400059
This unironically sounds like a great time.

>climrys

>>7396392
No, it's because no one wants to fuck her.

>>7400020
>Touch grass.
Dilate

>>7400020
Bend over.

>>7327516
The loli ones

If they're degenerate enough to use a loli avatar, they're probably freaks in the sack

>>7395577
You've earned 200 social credit points with this post

>>7398342
If you can't laugh while having sex with someone, it's the wrong person.

senchou sex...

>>7400059
>climrys
I can absolutely hear it

>>7392180
Ngl my Polka fetish is about going on the 四国遍路 with her, having fun, forcing her to slim down and making memories along the way while having hot steamy sex behind all 88 temples

>>7401075
Doing anything with Polka sounds like a great time.

>>7400489
>>7400498
>Dilate
>Bend over.

Sneed.

>>7401444
Formerly Chuck's

>>7327740
I FUCKING MISS THIS BITCH

>>7336025
No one that isn't a prostitute is good at sex at 19.

>>7341340
NOEL IS NOT FAT anymore

I want to fuck the one that's a giant sadist. I'm tired of women who just sit there expecting you to do all the work.

>>7344251
>>7368396
I don't believe you.
I'd figure she'd be in her late 20s at most

desu porka would be great to fuck

>>7395577
which one

>>7402448
Korone is like the mom of hololive. She's basically a daycare worker in spirit.

>>7401598
Marine is the best. Getting absolutely mogged here and has to sit down for a rest while Coco keeps going hard. I love my senchou.

>>7335094
That reminds me of a greentext story of some anon talking about his experiences with an Indian girl who did belly dancing. Apparently it's godlike.

>>7327516
NICE CUMSHOT ARE YOU GOOD AT FPS GAMES AAHAHAHAHAHA

AAHA OOH DUDE I CAN TELL YOU ARE SMURFING JUST BY YOUR THURSTING MOVEMENT HAHA

HAHA IM SMURFIN ON YOU WITH MY HIPS MOVEMENT HAHAHA

AHA DUDE HAHA BROOO ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

>>7408145
SHUT UP SALEN

omega ray

>>7350427
ya think she'd be inclined to fuck another one?

>>7395545
Aggressive Nene with a vicious smile teasing my ass is something the imagination can’t quite capture.

“Ora! You like being slapped there don’t you?”
*cue her dorky giggling*

>>7341340
>Ayame - too fragile. will be hospitalized if you do anal
It's a risk I'm willing to take

>>7366090
This woman has a husband and children now not even a rrat

Imagine suisei going for a t-spin onto your dick.

>>7398125
No you don't understand
>Look Anon, this'll probably kill me, so let's make a baby to make it count

>>7392180
>Saggy tits firm again
That's not how excess skin works anon-kun

bimp

>>7337355
>it's not the "sexy" kind of wild
Oh how wrong you are

>>7369882
Mio's only like 30, even Coco is older than her

>>7327558
>”Nenechi, sex isn’t real!”

>>7410965
>inadvertently ends up becoming a WWE star because McMahon was watching through a window and mistook her for doing a Hurricana

>>7368102
Redpill me on Gura's suburbanite colonizing ways.

>>7337389
candid

>>7335285
dont forget shes like on the obese side

>>7359772
>>"COME ON MAN, COME ON MAN"
I hate myself for laughing so hard at this shit

>>7385031
sorry to burst your bubble anon, you fuck 3 ppl to pay for vocals school, maybe another 2 for sponsorship for equipment and studiotime and another person who will be your manager, and prob one session for every major shift, suisei most definitely has the highest body count in hololive probably followed by flare

>>7392505
180-190lbs range based on pictures

>>7327516
Risu.

>>7420904
Uh huh. You really burst my bubble, I can't believe it faggot

>>7327865
well if blowjobs are your thing, betcha matchouli gives god-tier head, if a bit sloppy
as far as holos in general are concerned, though, my money's on Sora or Choco

>>7335614
>that facial
yes

>>7420767
That's the best part anon

>>7344991
>one of the wealthiest per capita island municipalities in the US
>farm girl
Nani?

>>7421116
>180-190lbs
>~85kg
that's not that fat by western standards

>>7394056
imagine cumming all over both the avatar and the roommate's faces

>>7421779
For most women that is fat, I assume what you meant to say was "by american standards"

>>7422027
depends on her height, I guess
I weigh 70kg and I am a total skelly

>>7421829
>cumming in the avatar's ass and let the roommate lick it out

>>7422072
how about both? cover them first and watch as they kiss it off each other while you creampie their asses and they daisy chain afterwards

>>7422047
I'm guessing then you're somewhere in the region of 175-180cm tall?

>>7422188
yup, 180+

>>7410697
Hard on from imagining this post

>>7422243
So you're an actual skeletor-tier lanky motherfucker, jesus
But yeah, according to wikipedia the average height of a japanese woman is ~158cm and in the US ~161cm (2018) which would mean that weighing 85kg would be closing on severe obesity

>>7422243
Yeah, that's average-to-skinny for a guy. Keep in mind that females should weigh less than males because of less muscles/more bodyfat naturally.
85kg for 160-170cm female is very fat, my mom is 164cm and hit 85 after menopause and she is fucking fat.

>>7344991
>Amelia - Savage freak that claws and screams at you the entire time
HOLY SHIT IM GONNA CUM BUCKETS

>>7356896
imagine aki taking a fat shit on you in bed

>>7358092
it wouldn't be rape then

>>7385459
How was this audio extracted from my bedroom, is my house wiretapped?

>>7421212
lmao just to fuck with you some more, every streamer who doesnt stream on valentines day, thier twitter based birthday, christmas, and or has regular sleep cycles and wakes up in the mornins like regular people probably has a boyfriend or husband irl

>>7368396
>Oldest chuuba.

Pretty sure the several virtual baa-chans are older

>>7329662
she got superDESTROYED but her pussy healed lmao

>>7424128
Oh no. What am I going to do? So sad