/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

nice digits, faggot OP

does he not know how to drink out of a water bottle? Fucking retard

shondo in my arms

alright so how many people do you guys think bratty is again?

Total Otis Death

I fucking hate that I can't filter these dogshit threads mobile. Why the fuck anyone would buy a ballsack cat I will never understand. Disgusting.

>>73339333

>Schedule: soon

> The wife suffers
> But it's my birthday (According to Twitter)
> Ah, my wife must have forgotten about me
> Look, I'm dead
> Oopsie, I didn't do it on purpose :P
What a despicable attention whore

This cat is so ugly

She's actually never coming back right it's over

what would you do if she doesnt?

>>73339697
>>73339681
>>73339545
>>73339857
death

https://x.com/redpilloomfie/status/1777849962757296598?s=46 Otis’s long lost brother

>>73340395
>fat old tattooed haghands
I'm gonna end beerusposters

>>73339815
It's April 9th still

progress so far
gonna be done in a week at this pace

>>73339815
>What a despicable attention whore

Says the scumbag desperately trying to stir up more infighting. It has been a year since she talked about wanting to know if we die so it makes sense he scheduled it a year ago.

i promised to wait forever

I had my fingers together behind my back when I promised

>>73341555
we know, move on fleece

>>73341463
Don't point out the efforts of low T Dereks, they'll start flailing in the thread again.

>>73340768
Not in most of the world.

>>73339815
if i had to deal with people like this on the regular, i would contract mental cancer and leave like she did too

>>73339815
derek people that deserve it, not people that are just stupid

>>73343342
I think stupid shoggas deserve to be derek'd, I want to laugh at them

>>73343567
The Derek properly without applying the fictitious and malicious intent.

>>73343694
sorry for calling you out on your attentionwhoring khaal I thought you would like it

>>73343805
thats not khaal he wasnt yelling

>>73343894
THEN DEREK PROPERLY WITHOUT APPLYING THE FICTIOUS AND MALICIOUS INTENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i already talked to him about he and he passed every one of my tests with flying colors. he's clear.

i will be here for you forever shondo, because i love love love love LOVE you!!!

everything feels empty without her

Here's the thing, we started out friends. It was cool but it was all pretend. Yeah, yeah since you been gone.

I did not cry tonight. Goodnight shoggas

>>73346221
You’re lying, your eyes are all red

>>73346293
Nuh uh

not being there for her is the worst
i love you so much shondo i wish i could help you uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>73341463
>don't diss the kings :))))) its infighting only we can do it :)))))))))

Is listening to another girls asmr cheating? I don't want to cheat while she's away

>>73348869
its fine as long as you dont goon

>>73348869
no (yes)

>>73349021
how else am I supposed to live?

>>73349021
Frick I wanted to listen to anny

>>73348804
hes too young to be a king

tinnitus just turned on

dont go shondo :(

shondo occupied my thoughts a lot before but now she occupies my mind almost all the time
im so sorry i cant comfort you shondo

my penis: flaccid
my soul: yearning
my heart: tender
my mind: shondo

hotel: trivago

>>73339964
BEE. NISE.

>>73354271
god I wish that were me

>>73354930

I don't actually want her to come back if we can't treat her well.

When she comes back she will demand to be treated better. I believe in her.

>>73357135
That would be ideal. I've been having a hard time thinking of a workable solution outside of that one.
Plenty of time to keep thinking now though.

i want her to come back and for me to be her only viewer

so in the end she had tu pullout out her mentall ilness card to do her shittest, huh?

>>73358074
>she had tu pullout out her mentall ilness card
How new?

you WILL be happy shondo i promise

how has she not been treated well?

reps

I LOVE SHADOW
I HATE IT WHEN SHE IS SAD
I DONT THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN SHE CRIES
I WANT TO ONLY KNOW HAPPINESS
I WANT HER TO ALWAYS BE SMILING
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER
I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH HER PAIN
I CAN COMFORT HER WHEN SHE HURTS

>>73359789
i posted this

shonthighs

What are the measurements of the thighgap
I want to be a circle inside that triangle

>>73359354
For me it's hard to articulate in a way that's constructive and not just based on feelings. I'll get back to you.

>>73359789
>and 92 Other Hilarious Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Shondo should get a model where blood is dripping out of her nose I think
That would be nise

I'm fine with threads being up but why so many, what is there to talk about exactly. It's like 6 threads straight of tourists coming asking to be spoonfed and getting spoonfed. Can you all just ignore tourists and bait and bump the thread with supportive words or images.

>>73362591
You weren't here 7 hours ago

>>73362631
what happened 7 hours ago

>>73362591
No we should shit it up more with petty infighting. Why be supportive towards shondo in the designated shondo general?

I love my wife and I hope she's getting the rest and space and whatever else she needs

This but Otis.

>>73362646
Sex

>>73362591
>ignore tourists
Every time there's a bait catelog thread it's filled with people from here dumping rrk screenshots and linking unlisted vods to defend shondo and you think they can stop in this thread?

>>73362713
no, I'm just complaining

Interesting use of the word "defend".

Euros come online after missing everything good and proceed to complain about everything being bad
Just because you always miss everything doesn't mean it's always bad, you just live in a timezone for shitters

>>73362681
one of these days, I will give these hands the smooches they deserve
and not a single one of you can stop me

>>73362703
you weren't supposed to know what we're doing during her break

SHONDO IM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW

https://catbox dot moe/c/2oiqnt#
https://mega.nz/folder/WCxnUYqC#C5utAXqr66W8Ji4gQHOMjg
https://mega.nz/folder/LRcQFLYC#yVbYg2su8cULKacmqJEx2w
(catbox collection link got spam filtered lol)

>>73362794
>Euros come online after missing everything good
so shitting on khaal's schedule tweet fail was a good thing?
your standards are pretty low, murrican fatass

SHONDO MY PENIS

>>73341463


Don't assign intentions to me that I don't possess. We all are aware of the wife's condition and should treat her with respect.
He not only shit himself, potentially exacerbating her challenges, but he also chose to make the most damaging joke without considering her feelings. Reread her letter once more and convince yourself that your behavior is acceptable, you despicable autistic degenerate.
Don't respond to me again if pointing out to an idiot that his actions were idiotic constitutes infighting. And now you can't say if someone harms my wife whether they did it intentionally or not. That's no excuse at all. And this particular man's intentions are dubious because this situation occurs three times a day.

>>73343342
I was just upset that someone could have "stupidly" caused my wife more pain.

>>73364066
>so shitting on khaal's schedule tweet fail was a good thing?
unironically yes

Huh why's this thread still up did people stop posting i went to bed for 6 hours

>>73364338
6 hours of gooning

>>73362794
somni chan sleeps usa hours
your argument is invalid

>>73364450
Esl

>>73362794
I stay up late like my wife

>>73363670
the time has come and so did i

sometimes i imagine that offline chat is only friendly on the surface
that the ones shitting on tuffy here are qwerty, rexy, dragon, lurk1/lurk2
it's more fun that way

>>73365107
i trust those people the least unironically
i've done nothing to deserve or earn your niseness, i'm not asking for it, you don't know me, I don't know you, we have never spoken before
leave me alone

>>73365220
*cums inside*

needs to be more sound with these sex posts, hiroto get on that

>>73363670
>”I am not lewd”
>has this emote
what did the shnidoo mean by this?
if i got 10 minutes to privately chat with her in a call, i think i would try to get her actual opinions and feelings about sex. it seems like they’re obvious at first, but she makes so many contradictory statements, i can’t tell what parts of her are genuine and which parts are just an act

reps

>>73365362
That's not lewd personally when it's solely done for grifting for uohpoints

>>73364204
>Don't assign intentions to me that I don't possess
Which is of course exactly what your first post did to someone else.
If you want to point out that it was an idiotic and potentially cruel mistake, then fine. But that's not what you did. Get off your high horse.

>>73365220
ok edgemaster.
So if I understand correctly you post in a public space which is used by the community, but only expect communication with those you have previously spoken to? How does that prior communication occur?

I loved my gold digger of a wife

>>73366485
start in a regular way
you don't start out kissing up to me tongue punting my asshole like a freak

>>73339703
it's so sweet how she wants to take care of every subsection of Shonciety including /shon/, she made various check em poses for us that could easily be made into gifs, stickers for discordfags and fed Saali's clipniggers lots of fanservice
i love her so much!!!!! we don't deserve her :(

>>73366645
well ok, if that ever seemed to happen. Not something I've noticed (mind you I just ignore chat when it's gay)

>>73366812
what one of them are you

>>73366851
i'm anon just like everyone else here. seems to me you just have issues with communication in general

>>73365220
>>73366645
>deserve or earn your niseness
It's not about deserve you autistic fuck, most people are nice by default in society when they don't hide behind 20 alts like you do. Bet anyone who might genuinely like you seems sus to you because you're a friendless neet irl. *chu*

>>73367208
>most people are nice by default in society
lie
>when they don't hide behind 20 alts like you do
lie
>Bet anyone who might genuinely like you seems sus to you
yes, it is sus in this community when everyone is two faced and out to get you at every turn
>because you're a friendless neet irl
i have one

>>73366645
You remind me of that old onion article
>Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
>Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

i'm worried about her. i hope she's doing okay

>>73367296
>this community
That's every tardtuber community negroider

>>73367296
>lie
>lie
Who hurt you and in what kind of shithole country do you live in? You'd discover that most people are nice to you if you had the balls to go strike a conversation with random strangers, I got free rides for weeks when my license was suspended despite being a guy.

dumb ahh post

>>73366718
O...oh...this art...my heart...no...oh no...my shonshon...i miss my shonshon...;n;

>>73369633
you fucking asshole
you knew the thread as on page 11 when you bumped it
let this shit die

>>73369633
uuuu I also miss Shondo, life without her feels kinda empty. I went back to what I was doing before discovering her, locking myself in an imaginary shonen world in my head and fantasizing about turning said world into a VN and never going through with it. Btw I haven't fapped since this happened.

this is her best drawing or maybe I'm just biased haha

>>73370321
I agree with you(i am totally biased)

>>73370321
Neppienep's art is good, can't deny that

WeirdCat not everyone is two faced...

Something something Japanese 3 faces 1 person

She was so real for this. Thank you Shondo. I feel seen. I feel represented.
https://files.catbox.moe/1if7g7.mp4

I saw in the archive that /shon/ has another dollbro so I thought I'd post /here/ as well. Basically ever since I became serious about Shondo 10-11 months ago I haven't banged my loli elf, however it feels wrong to neglect her so I got her this cute sailor uniform recently as a present. We might not be intimate anymore but Lyra's keeping me company nontheless.

>>73371757
You’re right Shondo there is nothing wrong with liking feet.

>>73371803
the only other one is dewd and i highly doubt he's awake right now, just go dm him instead you freak

>>73372278
But the other dollbro posted gun pics with his dolls. Isn't it Retro?

>>73372646
both are red blooded americans

>>73371803
Nina...

i've been watching a woman that sounds like she's about to cry at any moment

>>73367883
but do you look like a fuckable twink

>first shondoless wednesday
I don't like this

Why did you have to remind me of the day? I'm crying up now
Uuuuu I need wifey

i'm over it I think
just don't post her singing or videos of her or pictures of her or text of things she said otherwise i'll cry

>>73371803
>loli
>huge tits

you are my shonshine
my only shonshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey
youll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take my shonshine away

I don't use twitter, but i saw loliless and saali do this test so I'll just put the results here
Imo this result made a lot of sense
SHONDO PLEASE JUST LIKE ONE THING ON TWITTER SadCat I don't know how much longer I can take this, i want her to get happy and to get better already

>>73373597
go back to discord

/shon/ I should've listened to you instead of shitposting about making deals with antis and shit. This place has so much baiting and posturing that I didn't know if I should heed your warning.
>I owe you the full story because I know whenever... whenever... i-if I come back
Jesus! The implications of that broke my soul, it's like I consumed Madman's Knowledge in Bloodborne. Thank god she went back to "whenever I come back" by the end of it.

>>73373634
I'm shitting

>>73373485
130cm tall / 4'3"

>>73373636
her thoughts don't stop the second she stops writing online anon
do you really think she stopped thinking about never coming back
do you really think the chances of her returning are higher than a 50/50

>>73373511
I miss her so much

>>73373718
hope shadowmamas retail+fts manual labor is enough for them all

>>73373718
>do you really think the chances of her returning are higher than a 50/50
The chances of her returning are 100% I just know it, forever might be another 5-6 years for her but it's not 2024.

>>73373833
i'd like to believe but I don't want to suicide when she sends the announcement

>>73366718
i dont know about the rest of u autistic fucks but it was pretty clear when i say her fanbase name is (you)

>>73373770
I agree with you bapy

>>73373911
jesse are you alright?

>>73365107
all i'll say is if this is the case with anyone on or off this list i really wish they would dm me if they have the only good reason i can think of Smile

>>73373636
what the fuck is this guy talking about

>>73373986
I already DMd you. Smile

>>73373986
no, you dm me

>>73374003
ur mom

>>73374019
please try doing it more honestly if you're the person i'm thinking of ;)

>>73373952
no

>>73374195
There isn't anything to gain by doing that, although if you reply to the last DM with your best guess about me and get it right I'll confirm it.

Sliding in another man's dms? Fags
Only dms i want to be in are sho's

anytime you feel like posting my name here, just dm me a kiss instead

does anyone have the bladerunner watch along? there are other watch alongs i would like to get that i missed but at least i can watch one of the best movies with the best wifey. i saw another anon get it and say thanks but i didnt see a link

>>73374443
they were on youtube before a group of shoggas went and reported the channel for no reason

>>73374443
A kind oldfag uploaded it for me so I'll do the same for you, in 30 mins-2 hours. Just wait.

I remember finding it by looking it up on warosu but go off shoomfies

>>73374587
thanks anon.. its honestly the perfect movie for these trying times

>>73374849
don't you just hate it when people use the power of social interaction and communication

More watchalongs and impromptu streams would be nice, haven't had any in a while
After she gets better obviously

>>73374907
I am scared of interaction, but i don't hate it in general

>>73374963
I hate it but am not scared of it

Maybe she will be back in less than 3 weeks and we have a great watchalong date for her return stream

>>73373511

I'm kind of stressing over how she'll announce her return
No, I'm not autistic(probably)

>>73375059
what do you mean
explain yourself autist

>>73375089
>what do you mean
I don't know either, but i know I'm stressed about it

>>73374345
i just want to know how your intentions aren't malicious, doesn't matter to me who you are if they're not

>>73375183
>i just want to know how your intentions aren't malicious
every shoggas intentions are always malicious, don't trust anyone that talks to shondo

>>73375244
>every shoggas intentions are always malicious
What'd I do?

wonder if shes in hospital

>>73375273
probably something horrible to me behind the scenes

>>73375244
yeah but let's just say i have enough reason to suspect otherwise where i don't want to assume

>>73375317
dm me then

>>73375298
Nuh uh

>>73375342
i don't know any shogga's named anonymous

i semi joke but I don't believe for a single second that any of you are actually nise people and don't want to see my downfall
if I talk to you, you're probably screenshotting everything I say and are planning on using it against me to gain favour with other people who you'll do the same thing to
all of your words are probably lies to make me feel safer around you but I wont ever fall for it

You can trust me though

today the hiatus becomes official to me. uuuuuuuuuuu I miss her I hope she’s relaxing and resting and recovering uuuuuuu shindooooo

>>73374918
>>73374989
I just want to watch more movies with her

>>73375557
Me too shoomfie, me too

I WANNA ROCK

my favorite dadcore streamer

Please explain I don't get it

>>73376354
female live streaming

>>73376354
newfags could never. you're kind nowadays to woke

i hate all of you

>>73376835
What'd I do

>>73374443
>>73374854
here https://gofile.io/d/SsAEoc

Can you guys not post anything funny or interesting for a few hours? I have a really busy day

>>73376999
Checked

>>73377159
only if you tell me what's so important
seeing as we're friends now

>>73377159
Sure, I'll just go play some games and maybe watch the vod that just got posted

>>73377159
I had a good post in mind, but seeing as you asked I'll hold onto it for later

i just hate all shoggers by default

>>73376999
made it 37 seconds in before I had to stop watching

>>73377390
good thing im a shogga

>>73377390
You don't hate me, you only think that you do but you don't. I'm a noble shogger that was elevated to shogga rank.

>>73377437
I decide what you are depending on if i like you in that moment or not

>>73377437
I was going to post this damn it

anyone known to be /here/ is a shogger, anyone /here/ anonymously is a well disciplined shogger

Nuh uh

i've had at least 20 people admit to being here in my dms, that's close to half the posters

>>73377826
I've always said that anyone insane enough to reply to her tweets in less than a minute is /here/

What if they're not /here/, but are thought to be

>>73373833
she isnt returning, and forever is forever

>>73377887
used to be me when I thought that shit mattered

She is returning and forever is forever

>>73377889
ratio

>>73377889
syadouDed
>>73377925
syadouLove

>>73377889

shoggas itt proving that they enjoy being lied to instead of being told the true
type of people to kill jesus

>>73378003 (me)
>true
just kill me already

I'd kill Jesus if shondo told me to
I'm sorry Jesus

>>73378042
baseg

why did he delete the watchalong link..

I could definitely take Jesus on in a fight with shondo hyping me up and cheering me on
No offense, my king

>>73378099 (me)
>my king
King*, my fault

>>73378039
>>73378134
learn English dumb shogger

strong 12.5% vibes

>>73378152
We're not the same guy, also in my case it was blasphemy, not necessarily a mistake in spelling or the like

>>73378152
how is that anything to do with learning english
my fingers just move faster than my mentally ill brain
btw you're a bigot for insulting me

I don't know about you virgins but I prayed for her

>>73378164
I don't think you know what the Jews believe in
>>73378204
You're not alone in that

>virgins
Is that meant to be a bad thing

>>73378204
>sex haver adulterer praying
You should've prayed for your own soul.

>>73378298
i hope not
it was rude

>praying for Shondo
baste. all of the Barbie’s are in my special intentions. I pray for them every night :) even Inis!

They're back
@notmirumiruchan

>>73378730
you're back*

>>73378773
I was looking for some alt of a green clown to see her nose blood clot by going through her follows and @notmirumiruchan was on there

>>73378831
whatever you say raknov

>>73378912
Ok now just where'd that come from

>>73378940
recent followers list

i want her to come back because i am madly in love with her, she occupies my thoughts all the time. i think about how she would respond to whats happening around me, about what she would order when i go eat, about how she would enjoy seeing places and landmarks wherever i am, i spend my life with her in my head rent free
but
everything about this community is toxic for her, even a well pit together and adjusted person would have their hands full dealing with shoggers and shonciety, and she is just a poor fragile girl with her heart on her sleeve and she cant deal with the awful stress of it all. so maybe she shouldnt return, it might be better for her in the long term to not have to deal with some of the awful people and problems.
spending time with shondo is the most important thing in the world to me, she is my everything, but i dont want that to come at the awful price of her being hurt

>>73379032
get a diary nigga

>>73379032
didn't read but you're a faggot

>>73379032
all I can do is become one less shogger she'll have to deal with, I'm gonna be nise to her from now on until the end of time

>>73378964
I don't follow her, the tweet about her nose blood clot being on her alt popped up on my feed and I was curious
This aside, i want to eat shondo's nose blood clot if possible

>>73379032
gno haha she is manipulating people for her "breaking old men" fechi

unironically anything to do with her face makes me diamonds
yes I will clean shondos dripping nose with my tongue
yes I will make her nose and lips bleed and clean it up with my mouth

That's crazy, anyways...
Shondo is shondo because of everything good and bad that has happened in her life I wouldn't change anything
What i will do though, is preventing any bad from happening in the future and continuing to make her happy and laugh
Hope you'll do the same

>she's going to be gone for weeks to months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRtTjQD0RE

>>73379294
you wont do anything because you can't
the only thing you can do is send her money and kind words on the internet

>>73354271
>the weak should fear the strong

>>73379294
>I wouldn't change anything
I also thought about this, it's selfish as hell but I wouldn't change anything about Shondo's past. I'll work to make her future better.

>>73379377
I don't send her money

>>73379435 (me)
I feel like I got asked how'd I feel if I didn't eat breakfast today and answered that I did, in fact, eat breakfast today

>>73379032
Why did you steal this from my Twitter?

>>73379435
i didn't ask, i said that's the only thing you CAN do

>>73379558
Yeah I got that soon after >>73379478

the husband arc is over, but what's next?

Next sho stream should be an action movie themed watchalong

She should come back right now and entertain me like a wind up monkey

>>73379630
suffering

>>73379630
Husband title recovery arc

>>73379630
this is the eclipse arc, literally berserk

>>73379535
i dont use xitter
>>73379213
no she isnt
>>73379071
this thread is my diary

Stop samefagging you moron

Shondo's butthole is probably very soft and clean

if you get yourself committed to a British mental hospital you might get to meet her soon
don't miss this chance shoggas

>>73379580
we both didn't read each other

>>73379779
yeah but what one there's so many

What do you think the first stream back will be?

>>73379962
christmas karaoke

ryona asmr with a lot of punching and sobbing and "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry" into an hour of coddling and love affirmation

>>73379962
Ender lilies

>>73379962
collab with forsen
its gonna be KINO

>>73380125
SyadouRage MALE ON STREAM

>>73379962
Hymen inspection.

>>73379962
Birthday stream

>>73380075
shes never doing ryona asmr and thats a good thing

>>73380125
cant wait

>>73380240
alright fine, crying asmr apologizing into an hour of coddling and love affirmation

>>73380075
i'd give anything for this, it's the only thing i've ever wanted

>>73380125
No... she's going to learn tekken from the god gamer and not me...

Weird how you incels were told repeatedly that you were hurting her with your menhera deluded Bellshillabout being in a real marriage with her, and you cried and lashed out in response. Well now look at where we are and what happened. Reflect on your terrible conduct, move on and do something with your life other than hurt a poor young woman.

>bad! you're bad people and you should feel bad!
booooring

>>73380353
shondo collab with aris? hey alright

>>73380357
stinky femcel

>>73380402
The incel cries out in pain when pointed out.

>>73380493
the only one crying is you

>>73380357
no she was sad about how she was being treated not about the marriage she was always reaffirming but at least the irony strat is something new

thinking about Shondo’s pale feet, the slightly discolored toes from her poor circulation

>>73380549
this thread is all incel crying tho

funny incel word make me mad! you win!

>>73379637
Feet and hands too big

when i hurt her its for her own good so im not a bad person really

>>73380357
>poor
>young
Lawl

try not to make it so obvious that you just woke up

shoggers aren't ready for the discussion about the problematic age gap between most of them and shadow

the LORD Jesus Christ will be what saves Shondo. the devil plays tricks with her mind and her heart, for Satan is cruel and an anti. Pray for her, shoggas. its all we can do rn

>>73379630
>14 months sub
>found out Shondo's a vegetarian from another Barbie
the strongest discord "shondophrenic" vs average husband

>>73381092
3 years aint that bad
and ill be an ojisan one day while she stays a wittle baby, so it all works out for her daddy-kink

>>73381092
its fine that im closer in age to shadowmama than to her

>>73379962
5 hours zatsu
she will cry at some point
(You) will also cry

>>73380493
>anti-Semitic phrasing
very problematic xister, just admit you’re a notsee chud

>>73380357
i make posts that sounds exactly like this when i want to demoralize other shoggas
yes im evil yes im a trickster yes i engage in espionage yes i like subterfuge yes im pulling all of the strings

>>73381092
>problematic
She likes daddies.

>>73381092
its problematic if the age gap is too small

I want to crush Shondo under the heft of my big fat belly

i wonder who her favorite superhero is
>capeshit
not talking marvel slop but actual superheroes before normies got their hands on it

>>73381461
Thats nice, Tuffnar.

>>73381458
it's weird how shondo keeps repeating that she's into manly men, yet everyone draws (you) like a weak pussy and her entire community spams syadouBlush and shit every time someone redeems a kiss, an emote that is so girly i feel ashamed of using it

>>73381092
>newfag tourist fishing for her age
Suck my cock dude

>>73381583
doctor manhattan

>>73381596
i always syadouChu when she does a kiss and not a syadouBlush.

>>73381583
>actual superheroes before normies got their hands on it
probably Beowulf or Heracles

>40delta is the baileys in a shoe poster
wasnt my first guess

>>73381595
meds, i'm the one who replies to him

>be me
>me smart
it’s shover for me, isnt it? do i have to take a hammer to head repeatedly to be the kind of man she wants?
will she hate my quiet, brooding silences when i’m lost in contemplation? will she assume that im like that cause she did something wrong and im mad at her?
will she resent thag im too mentally fortified for her to manipulate like a little autistic buff gremlin she so desperately craves in a partner?
how often will i have to smack her cute, ghost-pale, bare scrawny bottom so she understands who the adult is? i dont want to have to pop her until its red, cause then she’d like it and its not a punishment anymore. just enough for her to be extremely embarrassed?

>>73381776
who was

>>73381741
I don't think she read many of the classics, since she spent very little time in school and generally prefers teen romance crap

>>73381596
dewd's the only one who draws (You) to her tastes

I like the way Lycoris draws (you)

>>73381583
Edward Twilight

>>73381596
Collectively we've made (You) a goofy moe gap fella that acts Scared for affection and is very playful. Canonically we're over 7 feet tall, Shondo always puts herself at < shoulder length and she's 140cm with shoes on.

>>73381971
my favourite (You), I look so dapper

It all makes sense when you put the pieces together
>shelves sho cause she’s uncomfortable with the attention he gets
>is mentally ill
>goes on break right after bringing sho back out
>hates femboys but keeps them in the discord
>doesnt like the idea of MxF sex, only ever sexpests homo relationships (usually yuri)
Yeah, get ready for Sho to become the newest schizo vtuber. Your “wife” is transitioning into the man he’s always wanted to be. And if any of you try to deadname him, i’ll staple your nutsack to the nearest tree.

>>73382261
I don't like TPB's wifey, she's never cute enough.

>>73381804
the truly smart know when to be stupid and when to be intelligent

the want to kiss shondo is the lips is returning

>>73382328
>doesnt like the idea of MxF sex
meds

>>73382424
>is
just going to kill myself now

>>73381804
>>73382417
I don't know why a truly smart person would give vtubers a chance.
>>73382424
I always imagine the mic kisses on the lips and there's nothing Shondo can do about it. I will cup the back of her head and kiss her on the lips.

shogger why did you remove the bladerunner watchalong
i was watching that

i want to grab her by the scruff of the neck and kiss her forehead

back when i pretended to be a girl on the internet i also pretended to be asexual so i understand where shon is coming from

>>73382688
i second this
very rude

>>73382688
Should've download it.

>nothing wrong with 2 girls who are twins kissing on the lips. should be encouraged even
>i dont get how kissing is romantic
she’s just being mean to us on purpose, isnt she? she’ll say whatever she knows will get under our skin.

>>73382882
She just doesn't understand why a woman would kiss a man on the lips.

>>73382814
it was up for 40 seconds and was 4gb

>>73382459
prove me wrong, then
xhe has never said that the idea of a man being intimate with a woman is something xhe likes or would want.

>>73382814
download my penis in your mouth

>>73382969
get better internet

>>73382981
lol

>>73382947
to form a very long tube with a butthole at each end

>>73382947
well that is very rude of her
FEs kissed on the lips im sure
she should try to be like them

>>73382882
this is an example of what she meant when she said that people want to turn everything she says into an argument
i think she was being sincere when she said she didn't see how kissing was romantic but you have to remember the context was that she was talking about people kissing in a mcdonalds or whatever it was late at night in public.

>>73383033
no

>>73382882
she's sociopathic so yes

>>73383111
She said that men and women don't need each other romantically, they only need each other's strengths and weaknesses for society to function. Bottom line Shondo's a lesbian that can't imagine herself in the shoes of a straight woman, she thinks that all women are lesbians not bi and that some lesbians choose to depend on men for resources/protection. Gold digging with extra steps.

>>73383139
she should have such retarded double standards then

>>73383229
over what, arguing or kissing in mcdonalds?

shes going to have a double standard when she is with me because i will kiss her in public and she will enjoy it

>>73383209
>Bottom line Shondo's a lesbian
I hate that I believe you are probably right. I just want to romantically love her, it’s not meant to be.

>>73382981
i was going to spoonfeed for sake of argument but no, iykyk

ripping shondos ribbons off exposing her neck and wrists and proceeding to kiss her on the lips in front of the whole family

>>73383360
ft doesnt count

>>73383338
she doesnt wants that
men are her funny little toys not something to romance

>reminder that during our first (?) date she warps reality to torture (You) for daring to lean in for a kiss during a romantic moment
Shondo either believes in enthusiastic consent like a feminist "may I kiss you on the lips, m'lady?" or she never wants to kiss (You) at all.

I think she likes to have zero control in those situations because then she can claim she didn’t like/want it, even if she did.

>>73383442
>reminder that during our first (?) date she warps reality to torture (You) for daring to lean in for a kiss during a romantic moment
and thats cute

>>73383527
But then she'll punish you for it, in the forest Shondo would torture you and irl E would call the cops and accuse you of rape.

reminder that right after shondo lost rushia she did a live asmr and ended up losing control of her emotions and kissed us to death for over a minute
she understands kissing is romantic and knows it's connected to loving someone

>>73383527
and you keep having your retarded headcanons, ignoring what she says as always

>>73383587
god i love her so much she's perfect

>>73383587
you assume she’d have assess to a phone. why?

you guys really are stupid a lot of the time

>>73383611
>kissed us to death for over a minute
On the cheek.

>>73383638
all over

>>73383638
;)

sad little delusional coomers

>>73383658
We've never had a canonical kiss on the lips with her.