/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish there was an option to recruit the wolves instead of fighting them. I like petting animals, not hurting them

not the hecking doggerino

this aint your mommas skyrim

>>73536301
focus on the game fauna

Fauna likes her animal companions

>>73536344
Doggy~
Enemy!

Faunas piss tastes like asparagus and kale

Fauna doesn't want Geralt to drink...
Good thing I'm not Geralt then. Czech weizen here I come.

After today's events I'm glad I'm a Sapling

>>73536471
That's me btw

>>73536876
this is your plan for this thread? just highlighting how offtopic this is before the samefag "QRD?" happens

How much of nilfgard is just medieval sweden

>>73536948
you're a 2 ton elephant?

>>73537147
none
they're german

>>73537147
It's more like the Holy Roman Empire.

Hot kirin urine

>>73536671
Asparagus piss is actually vile. I'm not in the habit of urine drinking but the smell is terrible.

she is pissing RIGHT NOW

I think I'm starting to like this more than Fauna sweep. Someone slap me.

RAIN OF SNAIL

>>73537104

>>73537356
i'd take it for her

>>73537262
>>73537226
Naruhodo, my mind went to the 1600s when Sweden was a bit all over the Baltic Sea, Poland included.

Fauna piss tastes like matcha tea

>>73537577
seeing Fauna standing next to her senpai and just being dominatingly tall makes me feel things

>>73537375
Need this with fauna. Is the draw thread still a thing?

>>73537577
Nilfgaard is Germany, Kaedwen is Russia
Many people would say Redania is Poland but idk, nothing really fits other than the colors and the coat of arms
Historically speaking Aedirn would fit Poland more.

>>73537713
same desu

>>73538001
wasn't temeria poland and redania russia?

>>73538001
What would be the trailer park south in this world?

I wanna marry Fauna

Beep it

bend over sweetie, where beeping from behind tonight

Did we ever get an update as to whether snail was ok post anesthesia? Had to miss the start of the stream due to work. It's stupid for me to worry about the cat of a woman who doesn't even know my name, but I worry anyway

>>73538436
It's terminal

>>73538436
Snails fine but he killed the vets in a drug induced rage.

Fauna looks at her own doxxsite confirmed

>>73538436
yeah she told us everything's fine at the beginning of the stream

>>73538179
Temeria is obviously France. Kaedwen straight up allies with Nilfgaard and attacks Aedirn from the back under the guise of "brotherly help" in the books.
>>73538205
Homelands of Nilfgaard have Mediterranean climate. Somewhere between Toussaint and that I suppose.

>>73537577
fellow Baltic Lake enjoyer

R WORD DROPPED

not the R word...

My sunshine is enjoying the award-winning video game Witcher 3!

BEHAVE
but I guess r words are allowed

>>73538525
I know you're messing with me, but fuck you anyway

OH NO HES GAY KILL HIM

oh

HOMOS ARE FREAKS

Oh a fag, ew

why do women like gay men so much

Bunny rabbits randomly walking in the blood made me chuckle

>>73539376
https://youtu.be/LNClI4KBKy4?si=gbUzxRI4WIk0QmMR

>>73539170

>>73539247
homophobic Ruby was one of the funniest things to come out of that volume. now I'm wondering if Fauna ever watched some of the earlier stuff

Thought we were gonna make it through the stream without a twilight mention, oh well.

>>73537375
Has some better sound bites then Fauna sweep

>thick shaft
she's talking about me, btw

>>73539538
Wait, that was real? I haven't watched since volume 6 when adam died

>>73539685
Mine actually

you guys hear that owl? is it in the game?

>>73539801

>>73539801
No... don't make any sudden moves, she's behind you

>>73539903
Oh it's not even an owl, it's the cuckoo.
I live very near the forest and it sounded strangely real.

>>73539903
>>73539976

why does she edge the northenbeggers like that? its so annoying. she does it all the time too...

she LOVES it

>>73540419
sounds like fauna isnt for you, glad you can stop watching her now

I think she's having fun :)

>>73540640
Same. I didn't want her to play it because it's boring but I'm glad she did.

>>73541015
yeah its definitely second monitor material because the games shit but shes having fun so thats all that matters

Is there a cultural reason they have their walls painted indoors, it's a cute detail

>>73539720
the meme itself is exaggerated (Ruby is presumably not canonically homophobic) but there's some truth to it. Ruby was dealing with a ton of stressors and finally had an emotional outbreak that viewers took the chance to meme.
timestamped the actual rant if you wanted to see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E21F-PAzUZ0&t=46s

squeeb

Cute

fauna you can't say that

>"man, i love fauna" gaard
a place to be

>Refuse to get paid
>Is broke

>>73541399
I'm kinda sad this trainwreck is over, I was actually invested in the universe

Pretty excited about Milfgaard

took a small 20 min nap while listening to Fauna in the background... God I love her voice, it's so soothing... God I Love Fauna

>>73541789
is it actually dead?

>>73541829
This ain't gilfguard

>>73541923
I mean roosterteeth is dead so I'd guess so

Card NERDs shut down

Does Fauna modify her sneezes that didn't sound right

kek where the fuck did she get this idea about regular oil?

Oh Fauna kek

she still is in the tutorial?!

>>73542605
She's done quests all stream though

>>73541926
she's old enough to be a grandma, gilfguard is fine

>>73542605
I was in it for 6 hours or so. It's fun to just wander around.

>officer it's not alcohol, merely a potion

>>73542605
Spending 6-10 hours on the tutorial area isn't that uncommon depending on how thorough you are.

fauner...

>When did I get that
Fauna..

>>73542878
They didn't call cough syrup in the 19th century alcohol either (or opium or heroin). The potions could be 50% whiskey for all we know

Doesn't she have a skill point to spend?

Shes so dumb(affectionate) I love her

>>73543142
Girls are cutest when they're almost retarded

Controller gaming

>>73543261
Fr ESPECIALLY when you know they're actually smart asf like Fauna and shes just having a cute lil moment she makes me wanna CRY

Controllers should aim with gyroscope just like Splatoon, stick aiming is criminal

>>73543516
Always felt too shaky for me but I never gave it much of a chance

>>73543142
>>73543412
She's not dumb she just doesn't deal with high pressure situations very well, or medium pressure situations... low pressure situations are a bit iffy to sometimes.

I agree it's the difference is charming

>>73543261
I can't even joke about that. Fauna is exceptionally intelligent

>>73543516
gyroscope aiming sounds weird, do you move your controller or something? What if you are a jittery person

>>73543696
Coingate

>>73543696
Fauna is probably the most intelligent vtuber

>>73543619
Yeah I know, I dont mean that shes actually dumb its just those little moments

hors...

Why wont she lock on Fauna please Im BEGGING YOU

>>73543749
She was pretending to be dumb in order to bully kiara.

This other witcher had to be a total bitch to die in that crypt

>>73543749
>knowing coins is intelligence
muttbros...

>>73543978
Not understanding your countries currency is a sign you're a doofus

>>73543978
Did fauna not use coins growing up? I know my coins and the analog clock by heart now

>>73544063
my country's currency is a small plastic card that you wave at a little box

>>73543749
>>73544063
>using coins in the 21st century

>>73543619
damn, she's just like me
except i'm not charming at all

>>73543590
>>73543736
The singleplayer was always there to ease you into learning it, and you adjust sensitivity just like a mouse

>>73544063
theres nothing 'intelligent' about remembering coins you never use because cards exist. its sad you think this makes you smart though, im sorry if this was a sad revelation for you

>>73544157
There is no damn way an American doesn't know their coins unless they grew up rich.

>>73544157

i want fauna to give me a huffy judgemental stare and open mouthed disgust when i pull out my checkbook at the grocery store.

>>73544157
Yes I use physical currency as much as possible, why do you want all your purchases monitored?

>>73543696
You can be intelligent and retarded

>>73544259
I use my card all the time but I still remember what a quarter looks like

>>73544292
She just talked about getting checks herself the other day, anon

>>73544259
I never claimed it made you smart retard just that not knowing it is infact stupid and bizarre

>>73544305
why is my bank supposed to care how many potatoes I bought

The books are for boys the show is for girls

15 lashes with a knout from fauna...

>>73544417
I want Fauna to give me an envious stare and open mouthed surprise when I pull out my checkbook at the grocery store and it's cute and customized.
Fauna has checks but they're boring "granny giving you your birthday gift" checks

>>73544305
Americans are too paranoid man

>>73544259
Theres literally no way you dont know what coins are what unless you grew up absolutely spoiled rich and never saw anyone use anything but a card

>>73544281
She's vegan, she grew up privileged and comfortable.

>Doesn't want coins even in game
She's so /here/ bros

>>73544515
>>73544429
I'm from a lower middle class family and I only know quarters, I get confused by the rest.

>>73544305
Not all of us are going to be put on a list for our purchases, anon

>>73544429
retardchama...the replychain was literally saying fauna isnt intelligent because of "coingate"
>>73544515
im poor as shit, i never used coins because i never had spending money. my money from my job went to my bank account
what alien world am i living in that people use actual fucking cash kek

>>73544515
I'm fairly certain Fauna grew up rather privileged

>>73544637
You never scooped coins out of the local fountain before?

is fauna a poser? did she play witcher 1 and 2?

>>73544823
Proud poser

That "well" was really cute

Yay peasant mincemeat

>>73544637
Its not about using it, they literally teach you the value of coins in elementary school.

>>73544823
She poses for me all the time. What does that have to do with her playing a video game?

>>73544823
pretty sure around 90% of witcher 3 players didn't play the other games first

>>73544823
no, she is completely new to the franchise. while witcher 2 is good once you get past the abysmal walking speed, i would not want to force anyone to play the first one.

Yennefer is hot

>>73544823
Pretty much everyone tells you to skip the first 2 games, the first I get but not really sure why the second

>>73545119
too bad, she's gonna fall for triss because her story comes first in the game

>she's just like me
Trishfuck status? How does it feel that Fauna resonates with best girl?

>>73544721
I'm fairly certain that you're wrong. Actually I'm 100% certain.

I want to watch Fauna do a let's play of Void Stranger. I think if woman brain can overcome basic puzzling she would really enjoy it. Not a stream though.

>>73545292
Only fags tell you to do that

>>73538883
I like this image

https://litter.catbox.moe/ujl8ll.jpg
Witcher 1 is based

I've been shaved like that once, warm water, clean sharp barbers blade it's a nice experience

>>73545656
Did you get a handjob at the end

>>73545656
i've listened to enough asmr of that scenario to know it probably feels great

>>73545717
nta but I've gotten a brazillian wax, feels nice

>>73545717
No, I don't want that

>>73545609
yes

Fauna cute lol

>>73545717
I'd hope not. Great shaves like that only come from turkish men who look like mario.

My species of people don't grow good beards

Oh I thought it was today too

>>73545842
I HATE NEKKARS

>>73545884
Did they also fire to remove your ear hair or was the one I got just insane?

>>73545948
that's the drowners in the swamp in act 2

>>73545884
i'm not a fag but men should theoretically give the best handjobs with all their first-hand (haha) experience

I hope she goes through the entire thing it gets 10x better.

>>73545390
I like this image

>>73545975
The routine usually involves lighting aftershave on fire at some point, so maybe.

>>73546019
Never played 1. 2 was great though.

>>73546062
It's all yours bro :)

>>73546051
That would be a World Tree-tier endeavor

>>73543696
I love my intelligent Oshi

>>73546051
Hopefully she holds strong against gwent, greatly improves the chances of that

GILFBROS

My name is snail

>>73546228
Her third Witcher stream will be nothing but Gwent

>>73546062
my attempts to find sauce are proving unsuccessful despite the filename

>>73546228
I only know from my brother's playing this that there's some meta knowledge about quests and NPC's you need to hunt for gwent cards, sounds pointless for a first playtrough

>>73544823
the witcher started with 3

>>73546340
It's ai. Look at her earrings.

>>73546340
It's AI generated, probably made in /vtai/

>>73546359
That's mostly if you want to get the achivement for getting every single card. It's not necessary to complete the Gwent sidequest.

If outer wilds is so good why doesn't it have a card game?

>>73546405
>>73546444
figures, i can usually tell by looking at the flowers in her hair but these ones didn't seem too fucked up. ai is really improving huh

>>73546538
Yeah it can do fingers and feet now

>>73546538
There's like 3 ways to spot Fauna AI
Eyebrows under hair being a ridiculous looking mess, flowers in her hair not having any real form/detail, and/or earrings.

Shes so damn cute man :')

>so into fauna stream that I forgot about biboo

>>73545949

>>73546538
>>73546688
In this one, the earring is a smoking gun but the eyes are what I noticed first. Non-sense details in them

>>73546688
This is the only AI image I've fallen for so far.

>>73547138
This one got me too back when it was uploaded. Bummed me out too because its so damn pretty

>>73547138
Yeah, but as I said, look at her eyebrows and look at the flowers in her hair. Dead giveaway

I can't think of anything clever to write as a comment and I'm running out of time

>>73547138
God I love AI

Any Serana style girls Fauna can enjoy?

>>73546405
is this ai too?

>>73547256
i just spam fauna cute on cd until something better comes up

Collab tomorrow (?)
Might also stream at FST

>>73546715
Don't do that!
It's mean!

Kissable forehead Fauna is my favorite Fauna

>>73547306
No I didn't think so

>double fauna tomorrow
>cute kirin
>redirect to mooms
today was a good day. night /uuu/

I'll admit The Witcher isn't exactly my type of game but Fauna is having fun with it and that's all that matters to me.
good night, /uuu/

>>73547574
I'm gonna go watch Korone!

good stream, i really like this game and i'm glad that she's genuinely enjoying it
nice threads too
love you /uuu/

>>73547595
I wanna get double pegged by them...

>>73547345
Mumei mentioned having a Content warning collab tomorrow, Fauna is probably in that

>>73547483(me)
Link to artist
https://twitter.com/waterjetoctopus/status/1778973238204440849

Rough work week, fauna heals me

>>73547620
same. see you there

>>73547644
Oh nice, I hope so

my guess is promise content warning collab raiding into IRyS' cape reveal

>>73547653
Oh one of those "buddy hangouts where you laugh your guts out" games
>>73547804
Anon...

>>73547784
hope it gets better 4u anon

>>73547804
Meant for >>73547653 but I'd also be fine with some Faumei pegging

>>73547875
It will. Using Fauna as motivation to get through each week and save up money for grad school. Kirin gives me strength

Mumei is my number two after Fauna

Every time I doubt her, she surprises me and makes it better. I didn't think she would like Witcher or play more after this, but I'm glad she liked it.

Am I super schizo, or do other people also judge how much fun she had during the stream/how well she's feeling by how many hearts she gives out after it's done?

>>73547834
That would be good, been a while since the last Promise collab

>>73548283
That's definitely schizo behavior.

How do we get Fauna to 1mil subs...

>>73548338
Feel like the last one was the Christmas one Mumei had to miss, but I might be forgetting one.

>>73548283
That is severe /#/ brainrot behavior.

>>73548438
The fact that she hasn't passed a mil is criminal

>>73548438
I will make 158000 fake accounts

>>73539170
https://youtu.be/r8oTzos2r3U?t=29722

>>73548438
We don't. She doesn't care. Wrong thread.

>gwent backseating comments unhearted
im gonna gloat a tiny bit

>>73548897
pretty smart of her to call it gambling and being straightedge against it if she doesn't want to play it

>>73548897
Real? or..

>>73548704
why the FUCK did the number fags have to pick Fauna as their mascot...
fucking swear its the worst part of the fanbase on this board

>>73547187
I don't care if it was done by AI or an artist, good fauna pics are good fauna pics

>>73549135
Why? Because she became popular.

>>73549135
>complaining about other people liking Fauna
Stop being a faggot

>>73549269
There a bunch of other Holo girls pulling good "numbers".
Why didnt they obsess over pekora or something.
FUCK, I hate their autist obsession and wish they would just stay in their damn containment thread

>>73549359
If scum of the earth become fauna fans, that doesn't magically make them good people

remember to ignore grasshoppers and give fauna your love
https://litter.catbox.moe/mki3jv.jpeg

>>73549497
Fauna pits...

>>73549431
Who fucking cares, stop being a whiny little bitch about other people liking something you also like.

>>73549430
>Why didnt they obsess over pekora or something.
I think they do? Gura, Mumei, and Fauna get good numbers so they're /#/ darlings. Not that hard to understand. Yeah it sucks, but as long as they are contained who cares.

>>73549135
I'd like to point out that everyone knows HOW she can get to 1m in that thread, but understands that she'll never do it. So any post numberfagging are retarded.

t. Person who searches Fauna in the archive and reads through a lot of bullshit a lot of the REAL garbage actually somehow comes from global

>>73549269
>>73549430
It has more to do with Tempus and faunaschizo, and globals obsession with funposting against saplings than actual numbers

>>73548438
she needs more music and vertical streams but more music
just that and more collabs!

>>73549996
No, it's literally just vertical streams. But she doesn't want to, and that's fine.

>>73549698
>Mumei
do they really get the level of shit heads we do? I guess they have a 24/7 thread so maybe they have more to clean up, but I rarely see moom used for the # OP

>>73543736
>do you move your controller or something?
yes sounds awkward but once you get used to gyro aiming you can't go back. so much better than stick aiming.

>>73550161
>but I rarely see moom used for the # OP
then you dont look at the catalog enough

TWWWWWWWWWEEEEET

>>73550634
no?

>>73550688
of the re- kind

>>73550161
look in the catalog literally right now

>>73551425
uuu is still up, Id really rather not

>>73548438
By playing mgs3

we do not perceive the catalogue shits

>>73551576
k bro

>>73550045
desu I really do like the vertical karaoke's for some reason.

>>73551769
Can someone edit this to say "I pretend I do not see it"

>>73551798
i prefer full width to witness cute girls in their full glory

>>73551798
You get to see holos really big and close up

>>73551769
I miss their collabs, sad that she couldn't join wolfquest, seemed like Mumei needed her.

Wide Fauna Vertical Stream

>>73551929
Dont sleep tomorrow

>>73551929
on one hand, Im glad we missed out on even more furry Fauna art, on the other, Im really sad we didnt get more Faumei

>>73551798
It does not work for Fauna because I love the bits Fauna does for half her karaoke.
Yes I want more dancing deadbeats
Yes I want more elves doing a satanic summoning ritual
Yes I want more horses

>>73552070
>Im glad we missed out on even more furry Fauna art
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I'm sad snail had to suffer but thank FUCK Fauna dodged a whore collab.

>>73552070
Fauna's probably going to be in the Content Warning collab tommorow, so there's that.

>>73552276
eat shit

https://youtu.be/f-SNBccAZiY

>>73536116
Why is my mommy wife so hot

>>73552525

>>73536116

>>73552525
this feels vaguely fetishistic

>>73552774
kek

>>73552802
How???

I love our b******tuber

I got my first Fauna heart, feelsgoodman

we killing thread with FauMei?

MOM THE FEMSAP IS SPAMMING FAUMEI AGAIN

I wish the 2 advent whores didn't kill comfy faumei streams...

>>73553220
Ther's 3 of them.

>>73553360
is it true that all Femsaps are lesbian?

>>73553545
Most likely. No reason for heterosexual women to watch female vtubers, just like how we don't watch males.

>moomposter shitting up the thread with faumei bullshit
its all so tiresome

Well if that's what we're doing

>>73553816
still waiting for your promised 2nd feet pic with good lighting btw

>>73553666
Aren't all females gay by default Satan?

>>73549794
The bigger the general the more it get's raided. It is what it is unfortunately

>>73553915
already did >>73402978

>>73549794
global is a den of holo antis, why is it surprising

>>73553829
biboo is only good for breastfeeding

>>73553816
>seething about faumei
Wait is the schizo a Mumei anti?

>>73554243
KEK

>>73554373
Always has been.

>>73554373
hates mumei, fauna, and irys in particular.
very weird group of harmless cute girls to hate, but you cant account for mental illness.

>>73556234
yeah lmao I just saw him in hirys

>>73556234
>very weird group of harmless cute girls to hate
Generally the most harmless and least offensive girls have the strongest schizos

>>73556234

Kissing Fauna on the lips

>>73554194
giwtwm

>>73556993
yeah, the Fauna's lips

>>73556993

Fauna Cute

groping Fauna's tits

>>73556993

>>73556542
I mean it makes sense. The more inoffensive someone is, the stronger the schizo would have to be to anti them. Only the absolute worst of the worst would be motivated to do it, and as a result, they are the only voices that are heard in anti spaces.

>>73558328
source right the fuck now

>>73558328