/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

I'm from the future. EN 2 will be the HoloMILF gen everyone with taste wants:
>Space with hips wide enough for their own gravitational pull
>Time with a literal hourglass figure
>Mother Nature
>Special Guest: QT Librarian that has all Knowledge.
You heard it here first, screencap this post, ect. ect.

niggercoins

>>7350578
>imaging thinking holoEn2 will be a MILF gen after looking at Gura's numbers

>>7350369
>discord link
DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE

RBC love!

>>7350877
Librarian will be certified Cute & Funny because Knowledge is a "recent" concept compared to the other 3. Even Hope is older.

>>7350578
>QT Librarian that has all Knowledge
>I might finally find my oshi
blessing or curse

>>7350369
Man, Takodachis make for a pretty decent bootleg Kirby, huh?

>>7351210
I am too angry for a proper response.

Robocoin love!

>It's Ghost.
Yeah I'm buying.

>>7346186
Great fucking idea BTW, I love how it turned out lmao.
>>7349765
>>7349922
>>7350118
Higher Quality Version: https://files.catbox.moe/j1y0wx.mp4

>>7353559
my sides, it turned out great

2 KiloIna!

>>7353559
This ended up being better than I thought it would. Holy shit, anon.

>>7353559
holy fuck
10/10 anon

>>7350578
What would EN3 be, time traveler-chama?

>>7353559
My sides can't contain themselves, thank you

>>7354042
I dunno bro I'm only from like 4 months in the future.

>>7354042
That is EN3. EN2 was such a colossal failure they pushed EN3 out two weeks later.

>>7353559
based and real

>dickpicscord finally killed the thread
Abayo...

>Miko at 8k
what gives? Why is everyone pumping her all of the sudden?

>>7355973
>he didn't get invited

>>7356008
I'm already in it. Please respond to the penis inspection day thread.

>Shion hits 10k
you niggers actually did it holy shit

>>7356081
Next stop 20k, t-minus 9 1/2 hours.

You guys actually sharing dickpics on the discord server?

>>7356684
Yeah everyone's bullying Mogu's feminine penis

>>7356684
...yeah? Our fathers taught us not to be afraid of our dicks

>>7356684
of course we are anon, after all daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since theyre such a good size and all.

so I got my laptop to actually work, thanks anons

>>7357043
show stickers pussy

>>7357043
>Deleted

>>7357043
>[Deleted]

>>7356750
>>7356761
>>7356787
Now I'm mildly interested

>>7357043
Nice try nerd, that's going in the mega

>>7357043
dwm, based

>>7357043
Smart enough to use unix browsers but not to hide his private info...

fixed, it runs (barely) but for some reason the autotrader doesn't seem to work half of the time, anyone got any suggestions?

>>7357350
try using a laptop from this century

>>7357350
It's too late, Anon. You'll need to abandon that e-mail and start fresh if you don't want to be flooded with dickpics

>>7356750
wtf no my penis is very big thank you

>>7357350
>fixed
Hope you enjoy whatever is about to fill your inbox.

>>7357342
I'm fucking retarded when it comes to opsec

>>7357350
are you the based jp tako from a while ago going "china hate"?
Doesn't work as in it turns itself off? The site does that sometimes, stay on the market page. You can probably save some resources by changing the market to compact view

>>7357043
Zamboni

>>7357491
yeah
its not that it turns itself off, it's more that it doesn't register when I click "buy" or use the autotrader

>>7357434
two for one special
>>7357452
Who said it cant be big and feminine?

>>7357350
>fujitsu
are you japanese? I've never seen anyone use a fujitsu laptop. Always thought they're like a washing machine/appliances brand

>>7357786
Are you able to run another browser, like firefox? I wonder if it might be a bug specific to qute browser. I don't think the devs tested for other browsers than chrome (chromium) and firefox.

>>7357982
NTA, but it's not a brand you see regularly at retail, especially not these days. Was somewhat popular for niche things late 00's, and slightly before that for XP Tablet PCs.
The 10GbE NICs I've got are branded pulls from Fujitsu servers.

>>7357786
>>7358158
try turning off the trade notifications as well, anything to lessen the load might help

>>7357982
You think that's weird, Samsung is one of the largest ship builders in the world.

>>7357982
yeah, I'm japanese, although I use an HP laptop for daily use
this fujitsu laptop was made in 2006 and came with windows xp

>>7358445
>ywn sail the seas hunting somali pirates with the naafaq gang on the samsung boat
why even live

>>7358445
Samsung doesnt count. They own South Korea in the first place

>>7358661
Naafaq may be impossible, but will you be the firstmate of the /nasfaqg/ crew, Gosling?

>>7358767
>typo
im hungry and retarded dont mind
>but will you be the firstmate of the /nasfaqg/ crew, Gosling?
Aye aye, Captain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2FLFp9YKjc&t=8313
You heard the woman, Nene dollar = happy life. Buy $ENEN before it's too late.

>>7358918
wtf I want to buy nene now?

>>7358158
>>7358294
holy shit thank you
i installed firefox-esr and now it's working perfectly
ironically, firefox is faster and uses less resources while processing nasfaq than a "lightweight" browser like qutebrowser

>>7358918
Nominate this for next OP. Someone slap the nasfaq logo on it.

>>7358918
Is she frying something in the background?

>>7359632
It's because of the web engine. As much as people like to say that firefox and chrome are bloated, their engines have been worked on a lot more than the smaller browsers.
Glad to help a fellow takodachi!

>>7359897
Unfaithful husbands No, I'm not joking

>>7359897
She's a cannibal who uses you as an indenture for her rice if you cheat on her.

>>7360249
>indenture
The fuck did you put here firefox dictionary.

>>7360322
>>7360249
>Nene keeps indentured servants
>Hides it as a husband collection
The madlass

MARINE HAS NO VIEWS SELL SELL SELL

>>7360541
Uh-huh...

>>7357350
>>7358483
dis nigga japanese

>>7350578
>Mother Nature
Goodbye Suisei, I think I found my oshi

>>7361673
unfaithful oshichanger, part 3!

>>7351210
Watame? More like Wₕatawhore am i right

>>7361929
Towa? More like ToWAP

>>7361929
your insolence shall not be forgiven, you shall feel my wrath in the form of me wreaking havoc on your boyhole
>>7362035
your have touched me in more ways than one. my previous anger has diminished and I'm now feeling a sensation akin to nirvana. I can only hope that you bring me back here again. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

The fuck is going on?

>>7362035
Towa? More like ToBRAP

>>7362601
looks like you enabled "NND comments danmaku mode"
go to the Superchat page
picrel

Fucking nice building the niji db immediately got flagged as breaking the tos for multiple projects as one meanwhile holo had no issues.

kson coin when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pyhviBxMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR1nibLBAR0

>>7363321
Not a hololive, hasnt drawn a hololive girl, doesnt interact with the holos on streams. so never

>>7363168
honk avoiding the nijis was the right choice
Now give me Bea coins

>>7363321
>>7363462
literally who?

>>7363459
>Not a hololive
>doesn't interact with the holos
Why does this hurt, bros?

>>7363614
The accident was 5 years ago Anon. You have to let go.

>>7363168
Funded by Sony.

I had a dream that I was having a threesome with ina and shion. Is this a sign?

>>7363932

>>7363973

>>7363973

>>7363973

>>7363459
>Bea coins
>Kson coins
>774 coins
>Niji coins
It's coming and you're powerless to stop it.

>>7364068
Niji coins is something that will never come

>>7363932
in my dream there was a fat chizophrenic old women living next to my parent's house and when I got there I had to answer questions to the cops that were related to terrorist attacks happening in schools that had onsens (there were 5). After answering questions, I started to DRIVE and the dream control went to 5 year old me who studied in one of those schools with onsens and was trained by the CIA. I killed everyone, received a medal and fled to the mountains to play Mario Kart (Wii). There was a "mario kart tv" thing where a game played on the waiting screen, I chose something with huge bowling balls I don't remember the name. That teleported me to a Wild West 2D game that consisted of finding people walking on two stages. Fancy girls were worth more points than the hacker known as 4chan with the epic fail guy mask but when I started chasing the hacker known as 4chan the game turned 3d and 4chan turned into jews and a bass boosted version of Hava Naguila started playing. Then my sister took me to a room with no walls that had an old TV and my aunt's cat, who woke me up

>>7364068
No Nijis. I don't want to have to write paragraphs and refer to social theory to say it's a bad idea again, but I will.

>>7364319
Just wanna watch the world burn onegai

>>7363168
Well, I managed to make a new email without needing a phone number using an ipad so hope isn't lost for this project yet.

>>7362601
BUY
ANYA

>>7364068
> Vshoujo coins

>>7364622
I forgot things exist on Twitch..

>>7364274
>I started to DRIVE
anon, if you could please not dream about me, thats pretty gay.

>>7365284
Can you fuck off?

>>7365300
no

thank you based devchama

>>7363168
Every day the payoff for wading through hundreds of URLs gets further from reality

How do i cope with the fact that i will never be top of my oshiboard?!...

>>7365855
just make more money you fucking retard

>>7365833
It's fine the db is built which is the hardest and heaviest part so I can easily run a script on it since I managed to successful make a new google account I can use. It's just unlikely for the views counter on the stuff to be updated to regularly.

>>7357350
What do you mean by "doesn't seem to work"? If the autotrader doesn't do any trades, then to only stay at that window and see if the problem persists.
If the autotrader doesn't work and the site is laggy all the time then that's the laptop's fault now. A possible workaround is setting you system clock 5-10 mins advance. Because the nasfaq autotrader cooldown is based on your system clock instead of the internet. Setting your system clock ahead of the current time will reduce the cooldown of coins. This will spam the buy api with zero delays because honk is a stupid programmer.

>>7365284
nothing gay about bros sleeping with their minds interlinked

>>7365915
>[Deleted]

>>7365855
If you are getting more than 5mil in divvies there is no excuse for not being at the top of your oshi board.

>>7365878
>>7366113
What makes you think it's about money? It's about being 3k coins behind and not ever being able to catch up because they're always buying

>>7366419
Have you tried buying more?

>>7366419
Buy harder retard

>>7366419
I probably shouldnt be telling you this, but if you donate to ms zhonks dickpic collection devchama lets you buy more coins than others.

>I'm playing nasfaq with my favorite idol Luke Smith.
I couldn't ask for more.

>>7366503
>luke smith
no fucking way

>>7366419
>When your oshi adjust up does he buy?
>No
There is your chance

>from 20k to 12k
Jesas, how long until Haato coin stop falling?

>>7366676
>stop

>>7365915
>change your system clock because it won't do anything
ok?

>>7350369
https://files.catbox.moe/v7klb1.png

>>7366982
I WANT TO FUCK SUISEI SO BAD

>>7366982
10 million for the naked susie nft

>>7367194
I accept only paypal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvRPXNAKUp8
peko

>>7366982

>>7367641
numberfags won...

>>7367641
okay but how do I profit from this

>>7368604
the same way you've done it for the last 4 months.

>>7365855
I’m only 2 weeks in and I’m already in the top 5 of my oshiboard

>>7368604
By buying holocoin retard

>>7365855
Used to be nowhere before but I'm now top of my oshiboard. My oshiboard is dead though...

>>7368708
Sora's top oshicoiner used to be an Amefag. Conquering her is eashi modo

>>7369137
>used to be
Why did he change his oshi? I don’t remember Ame doing anything yabe.

>>7366554
Yes, he does

>>7369594
what I meant is that an Amecoiner used Soracoins as a long term investment. He hoarded 50 Soras for 3 weeks before selling off the moment she unprivated videos on her birthday. She showed up as her top oshicoiner on the leaderboard at that duration

>>7369638
Then you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now he will be at the top and his cock you will suck

>just woke up let's look at the market
YES SURELY I'LL SELL MY 4 SHIONS TO EXCHANGE THEM NEARLY 1:1 FOR MARIRINS

>>7350578
>>7350961
>QT Librarian that has all Knowledge.
wait wasn't that in holoCN already?

>>7357350
that reminds me, I should check my protonmail I use for nasfaq, leaked it once never checked kek

holy shit this is so good

>>7370374
oh shit, I can't buy more towa with his account anymore

>>7370497
that's where those came from? sold them for nice profit thanks man

>>7365855
The 5th place on Lamy oshiboard only has 73 coins. How poor are you?

>>7370512
What? I can't believe I'm also bad a making bad decisions

>>7365855
you cope by filling out the haatonsheet in the OP, analyzing your positions, spending your divvies this week some time mid-week or at a good dip for good positions, climbing the FUCK out of poorhole and THEN pumping Lamy.

>>7370597
the only coin I refuse to buy is chickenshitcoin, if you want to make me quit buy that on my account.

>>7370624

>>7370624
eh, I just finished setting up a thinkpad logeed in with your account. Enjoy buying 500 ame

>>7370662
don't make me invoke the shrine maidens

>>7366554
>not buying oshi 24/7
ngmi

Where's sysadmin of Gensokyo when we need him? Fuck women, especially males

>>7365855
You should think of your fellow oshiboarders as allies in supporting your oshi instead of rivals.

WATCH MY GIRL

>>7370975
They are all Lamy after all.

>>7370975
This.

>>7370975
not if they oshichange, then it's all out fucking war.

>>7371061
Theres a certain nigger i'd like you to meet

>fucking AHOGirl for these two
holy...

>>7371164
hi

>>7371164
you have bloodfags, pissfags etc. among you, how are you not more creative with your curses and rituals? or do like your oshi would and just order the fucking hitman with some bitcoin already, get creative

>>7371238
They can't help it, they're too obsessed with recreating a woman's piss. You could even say they're piss savants.

>first holomen I thought of when thinking of summer was Subaru
Matuli...
captcha: NTRXP

>Joshiraku
is this it /a/, can we finally be friends now?

>>7371238
either i do it with my own hands or I dont do it at all mikofag. This is a matter of honour and it must be settled like men.hornyomis are next, they all get curb stomped

>>7371358
poison is also a classic

>>7371384
With the toxic fumes hoshiyomi regularly take in? Good luck faggot

てぇてぇ。。。

HOLY SHIT

>wonder why I cant see Miko live on subscribed channels
>have to manually search for her
>check if I forgot to click the bell notification
>I was never subscribed in the first place
o-oh...

>>7371612
thanks for your addition to the next subtick

this is how your oshi looks in real life.

>>7371799
I'm going to fuck this.

>>7371799
Ohhh sex

>>7371799
>3DPD
I'm unsubscribing. How dare Miko doxx herself like that. How will I ever cope knowing that the digital miko is actually some disgusting IRL female

Everyone in this thread is a fucking moron. If you have the opportunity to have sex with your oshi for real, you can just do it with the lights off and it will still be the best and only sex of your life.

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit reps? For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Today we’re doing Planks. Remember to stretch, safety first and form second. Modifiers are optional and good luck.I suggest a x2-5 multiplier for beginners since instead of reps its seconds. scale accordingly and dont be afraid to push yourself. gambare.

>>7371943
I'm going to fuck your oshi too.
>>7371971
And this faggots. Do your pushups. You only need to carry your oshi.

>>7371971
Planks? whats with all the gay exercises lately

>>7371986
if there was a way to highlight it I would. PLANKS today, jesas. You still need core strength to bridal carry anyways.

>>7371971
>>7372042
>he can't even ritual post correctly
Do your pushups boys

>>7372005
half of the people here are women. don't be rude

>>7372051
hey as long as you're doing something, its still a win for both of us

maririn will go up once again won't she

>>7371971
>Planks
Finally something I love

kino

Just a little question since it's gonna be /fit/ here again. What is good to do when you're having a back pain? Preferably a tl;dr answer or short answer.

Planking? Isn't that a dead meme?

>>7372447
tl;dr take a shit before adjustment

>>7372103
>half of the people here are women
ms. honk do be posting a lot lately, aye?

>>7372447
depends on if something is broken or if it's just general hurting, check that at a doctor's first. If it's just pain as in a tired back from bad posture etc, there's specific back training you can google and a strong back will also make your life easier in many ways.
Step 1: Fix your sitting position you slob.

>>7372447
stretch, lie down to put pressure of it, and if you need to rest, rest
>>7372449
its more of an endurance/discipline thing than anything, feel free to pussy out at any time

>>7372447
Unironically, losing weight.

>>7372447
See a doctor. Spines are fragile pieces of shit that are held together with more magic and hope than IRyS' dividends and Haato's valuation combined.

>>7372500
That's reserved for another anon
>>7372551
>bad posture
>fix your sitting position
Fuck.
>>7372553
This works but it often hurts just right after doing the reps, must be really just bad posture.
>>7372714
FUCK
>>7372784
Doctor's are a waste of money

the turk uber driver spent half an hour asking me to become a stripper I hate europe you are all faggots

>>7372836
that was me btw

>>7372836
It was the safe word for "buy Towa" anon...

TO THE MOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>25k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I SELL EARLY

what the fuck zion yo

FUCK

You have been visited by the nasfaq fairy. Good trades and divs will come to you but only if you refresh your nasfaq pages this adjustment!

RUMAO DIAMOND HANDS BABY. SHIONYO!

>>7372942
Just don't stream for a month kek

I told you Shion would rise whatever happens and whatever her views will be

I was too retarded to capitalize on Haachama, but at least I caught the moon mooning.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO MY REPS

>They sold early
>They didn't believe

I now know, how Haatons were feeling and it's fucking great.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL NOW

>There are people that sold early
You absolute fucking retards you should've held when I told you to hold.

>>7373044
Climb 20 places with this one easy trick, poorfags hate him!

the zionyo deniers are eerily silent right now

>Shion
Dick's hard
>Haachama
Dick's hard

Why didn't I buy more shion... Anyway I
refuse to do planks so it will be pushups for me.

>>7373044
t'was nice knowing you brother... I-It's okay, I'll find new friends...

Kek, it would be DEEP FUCKING RED today if not for shion. Cunny love reps retsu gooo

>haato finally down to sub 10k
will she finally stop being a shit coin?

>>7373180
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ahah surely I just have to hard-refresh to go green right ? Ahah....

whoever you are, check your auto-trader

>>7373180
migoti...
home destroyed...

>>7373044
holy shit good luck lad
>>7373161
hey as long as you're doing something lad
>>7373190
gambare!

KING YFP IS RETURNING

I bought a bunch of Shion but I should have continued to buy until I hit the daily max sell (140, give or take)

>>7373241
>autotrader has been off for the paste two days
thanks anon

>>7373180
>>7373226
I can witness the divorce papers
there goes the gay power couple trope

I CLIMB

>Shion yo... went from 41 to 27

>>7373227
Literally "sell shion : buy one of everything" day.

yesterday/today

Thanks Shion. I'm consistently doing 10 a day right now, might need to add some multipliers.

>Make a godamned fortune on Shion
>Still in the red by 3%
>Only go up 1 position.

>>7373428
Remember when Natsuiro Holdings was a big name?

>>7373436
(Don't) diversify your bonds nigger.

>>7373496
i member....

>>7373428
>yfp is back
holy shit

Post your bog

>>7373496
Who?

>>7373428
>yfp on first
world peace restored

not to ruin the party for you folks, and happy for Shionbro but you can only sell 144 until next adjustment... this shit won't last.

>>7373496
Me neither.

>>7373579
selling all now, im not having that mpp

whoa Shion mooned haha I wonder what happened to my Moris

ENTER ENTER MISSHON
>>7373579

>that Mori dip
get in my fucking wallet you wigger queen

>>7373618
let me enjoy the high, dumb migo poster

>>7373618
>144
assuming perfect timing and zero lag, yes, but realistically maybe 139-143 depending on how hard honk fucks your ass

>>7373579
Diamond hands

hahaha fucking retards kept buying haato at 14k and didn't sell them all (mine is 14k as well)

to that guy in the aggie shilling haato, picrel

>>7373618
You can probably sell 10 to 20 coins tomorrow to when it adjust up because of oversell

>>7373618
>this shit won't last.
GOOD

my haato MPP is 16k haha

>>7373782
we might even meet in the middle for a bit, I'm not selling a single Mikochi tomorrow.

Who is going to get pumped next?

>>7370314
How do you feel right now ahosama?

>>7373846
well Ayame did fucking nothing so that's out of the question
but apparently it's Cococoin because that girl ain't coming back

>>7373846
Iofi and Ui

>>7373897
i belieb

>>7373848
breddy gud actually since we're getting nice dips and I still have divvies

>>7373579
>they fell for the hatoons FUD
NEVER trust them

>>7373782
>>7373832
sunday morning drama series, NASFAQ edition

I made some nice gains on friend and fatto catto. I thought I was too late for the shiontrain so I only bought a dozen or so.
t. poorfag

>>7373832
>I'm not selling a single Mikochi tomorrow.
I wish I have a dedication like that but I can't say no to the money. or at least I'm selling all the Shion yo's I bought high

>>7373944
Pump the cute alien full of dirty gaijin (((money))) to cure her coof? OK.

>>7373944
Ok

>>7374048
and that's last week. I'll come for you, one way or the other.

>>7374022
I missed these
>>7374190
I'll be waiting!

>>7372909
this HAS to be the basis for the next OP, lmao. just throw /nasfaqg/ on it and it's honestly enough. I'll do it if nobody objects.

You know, it's been such a great journey with Shion, that I'm probably not gonna sell everything and hold 5 of them. Just to honor this beautiful cunny.

>>7374066
You are buying too many too quick. Buy 10 to 20 a day. They will be dipping for a while cus they haven't reached their lowest views yet.

>>7374263
I'd have done the same man, go for it. Font is your call, but pick the letter color from her hair for automatic theming.

>>7374066
>>7374364
Furthermore, you need to buy 3 days woth of coins, aka 432 coins. Sell 144 the day before the stream when everyone is buying them at the last minute. Then sell another 144 after the adjustment. And then sell the last 144 on the day after the adjustment because of the oversell mechanic.

How often do oshiboards update? I accidentally set zhonkbot to buy a shitcoin

>>7374568
every 15 mins, old cycles.
who is it?

>>7374568
every 15 minutes

>>7374399
Might blend this minor F12 OC into the background lol

>>7374620
pochi

>>7374721
you poor soul

>racing another oshicoiner up our board
Godspeed Anon that posts about my wife

devs, could you stop bonking Iofi?
She's on a break due to the coof.

>>7374914
Pump Iofi full of cum____

New Mori song the day after she eats shit. THANKS SUSAN.

>>7372909
>>7374399
Still got it open in Photoshop or did you ABAYO it? Might be easier to get the aspect ratio for this right that way, although this one should be close, it came out 1600x900 ish. I did want to keep Shion above this part completely solid but blend the moon image lol.

>>7374961
That's not the only thing I'm gonna pump her with

>>7374914
>Not taking the discount on what is normally a 1.8k stablecoin to improve your Iofi position
Buy, you moron.

I did not expect to do 120 planks. I'm dying. My body's dying.

>>7375388

suisei cried on stream

>>7373579

SAY IT WITH ME
KIARA DEBUFF
D
E
B
U
F
F

>>7373579
nice coin you got there LET ME IN

>>7375521
muh dick

I felt like killing myself today but Shion gave me something to hold onto. For now.

>>7375645
Kiara debuff and ALSO doing what is traditionally an EOP pander stream on Sunday morning.
It was doomed from the start.

I can't wait for Rushia to start her break...

>>7375924
>Shion
>hold onto
this guy knows too much

>The auto-trader was "on" and the tab was active
>It didn't do shit for a half hour and I had to refresh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7377581
it's just the liquid protection feature

absolute fucking madlad and embodyment of SOVL
one more month of nonstop buying for 10k

>>7373428
I got too lazy to do research and got too invested in superchat page. The constant decline of Matsuri coin doesn't help either. I want to get market domination but the price drop made it even more difficult cause people just keep buying her coin. The market share of the directors now dropped to around 30% and I carry most of it. Maybe I'll retire when I reached 7216 Matsuri.

>>7378176
Ah, I replied to the wrong post. Meant for this. >>7373496

>>7378176
quite similar situation to the mikoboard really, we have one more active buyer but aside from that the board is pretty dead, similar amount of coin held and in circulation.

Fuck. Lightning just caused a few momentary blackouts, the exact moment a deuce left ma bunghole. Hearing all those UPS start beeping is not a good feeling. And now the fiber is probably out until they manually try to wake the stupid rack of hardware they installed in this bldg WITH NO FUCKING UPS. I HAVE A GOD DAMN 3KVA TO RUN MY FILE SERVER AND THESE FUCKS CAN'T INTO A TINY 500VA UNIT JUST TO KEEP THEIR FUCKING SWITCH AND ONT RUNNING.

>>7378450
>doesn't live in his mom's house to have full control over electricals
deserved

>>7378516
Ok I have bigger problems now. I just flushed and I can't hear the water running to refill the toilet tank. save me Jesus I need my bidet

Do we know who the devs are?

>>7378543
ye it's haato's dad and his wife ms.honk

>>7378250
At least Miko has higher dividend than Matsuri. Even big even like her birthday or her releasing utawaku couldn't help her number. Though honestly outside of this game, I don't really care about those number cause there's some kind of exclusivity of me loving Matsuri. Especially in her member stream and Twitcast stream when there are only around 500 people or 1,5k at most. She would know me and recognize me. Maybe even stalk my account (she probably already did).

>>7378529
have you tried not living in a shithole

>>7378577
I miss the days where mikochi could afford knowing her viewerships by name...2019...

>>7378543
All me

>>7378573
okay so the userlist didn't leak yet

pleasing numbers

I have too much liquid... Guess i'll just fill peko's womb with all my liquid...

>>7378640
eh, buying phase makes me giddy because it's not all 35s or multiples.

>>7378680
you could do the smart thing and buy maririn for divvies

>>7378602
She's a brighter star and is probably living her dream right now. Be glad for her, anon.

>>>/jp/26338740
honk-chama, where is the code?

>>7378716
oh of course, she deserves all this happiness

>>7378712
I think i can manage both

>>7378763
but you aren't and you still complain.

>>7378803
I'm surely gonna buy Marine at 12k

>>7378597
but I don't though
Internet came back before the fucking water did. 4 minute outage, honkbot didn't even notice, and Mikochi went right back to singing like nothing happened.

>Zhonkbot wasn't running for most of the last 2 hours.
>Almost all of the plays that I set up are completely invalidated now because the dips and spikes are gone
>It's not even been 18 cycles since adjustment
I want a hardcap on how much a stock can move each cycle. I'm sick of adjustments being the only time you can play the game.

>>7378876
NTA but anyone trying to buy the horny pirate right now is out of their damn mind.

>>7378938
She released a fun video! I am sure it will be fine.

>>7378938
you can't imagine how fucking close I am to splurge in

>>7378914
>he isnt using the upgraded Haatonbot that runs off of googles servers and without nasfaq bitcoin mining on your pc.
ngmi

I just realised. The "Pump Shion to the MOON" arc has proven that Honk and haatons don't rig shit, or, rather, anyone can rig it with enough people.
[Spoiler]Or they just allowed us to do it to throw us off. In this case, good job, haatons.[/Spoiler]

>>7378938
start of the boggening she was a stable 12k coin yo.
I did that and I'll do it again

>>7379000
A) Third party aids that play the game for you are cheating.
B) I'm not downloading Haatonbot's ETH miner just to avoid using Ms. Honk's BTC Miner.

>>7378994
>>7379026
Me too, but I am indeed out of my damn mind. I had $10k MPP Maririn throughout the entire boggening arc.

>>7379013
Yes, but only for a hiatus coin, or a streamer that is inactive for a long enough time for the pump to "set".
>Aqua is she "back" back yet? or still gone until anniversary?
>Aki
>AZKi
Start pumping. AAA credit rating.

>>7379013
I think it just proved how the system works, adjusting up or down depends on how many views compared to previous days, since Shion and Haachama were AFK they views stayed pretty much the same, meaning that you could pump or dump however much you wanted, and the coin would stay at that price thanks to consistency, then when they returned the jump in views is so big compared to that consitency that they moon no matter what
If this is true then the same should happen to Iofi after she's back from the coof and other hiatus coins
t. retard that still doesn't understand how half of this shit works

>>7379228
pump responsibly. fucking nobody cares about Iofi, the jump will be nothing compared to what we saw.

>>7379425
That's not even a good shoop.

>>7379425
>smoking area

why is it the moment suzy had a chance to become a decent coin you fucks overbought her
t.buying soozy

>>7379425
was funny as hell last night and it's still funny now

>>7379518
Because nobody checks how many other fags are buying before they set zhonkbot to buy 30.

>>7379518
hi

>>7379518
She'd have to be 6k to be acceptable and if she drops to 6k I will fucking kill myself

>>7379580
if she dropped to 6k I'd punch in 144 and let'er rip that's why I can't stop buying Kanatan right now

GOD I WANT TO CHOKE SUSIE WHEN I POUND HER TIGHT LITTLE HOLE

>>7379661
you can't do that to your onee-san

>>7379661
face the wall, hornyomi

>>7379661

>>7379896

>>7379661

OP is almost done lmao. Found the actual moon image the artist used.
https://wallpaperaccess.com/full/763010.jpg
and the raw transparent Shion
https://twitter.com/Takatsu_Gizami/status/1338222978610294785/photo/1
GImme a few minutes

Nice, back to green again

So this Iofycoin will pay off eventually right?

>>7380364
>ID
lolno

>>7380364
Yeah buddy, keep buying

>>7378176
>I got too lazy to do research
I'm going to be real with you, I just buy red and sell green and it's been working out for me.