/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73715573
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

Rissa's armpits

2024 to date
Solo streams: 38
Collabs: 45
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 2
Members: 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZmT8rIrUL0
Frame up

>>73715740
KINO

I wanted to make a rrat about Kronii's cover being on 4/20 and Kiara saying that Nerissa wants 669k subs before 4/20, but the cover is on 4/19 sadly

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1779744168543133774

>>73716198
Two vocal rests, nice.

>>73716250
I'll make sure she won't rest any vocals if you catch my drift

>>73716198
Steppies were well received should do nicely with the full audience

>>73716198
>sunday vocal rest
>Reine has a monday collab schedualed with her
Is my pon wife mixing up timezones again?

>>73716198
She really can't help but make sure members' get nothing, can she?

>>73716198
I approve. It's good.

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1779737517182623908

My wife so grindy, she streams twice a day

>>73716960
Ew, a discordfag.

>>73716198
If simulator streams are good then this may be a pretty good schedule, if they're bad it will be a Mid schedule

>>73717117
I'm only there for the time zone bot, saves me the headache of Americans

>>73718255
>he hasn't memorized all the possible timezones for Rissa
WEAK

https://twitter.com/TEASTSERS/status/1779626464389869903

>>73712559
>>73712567
>>73712596
>>73712723
Unfathomably based. I just watched that segment good job Nerissa you did great and your answers were funny and thanks for not making jokes on that Bible question. Youre the best. Also I've been drinking today in case what I wrote doesnt make sense, it makes sense in my head

>>73719482
Kindly fuck off

Everybody's gone to work and so it's time to sleep, good night /ope/
https://twitter.com/FlowerGolly/status/1779755555311219109

>>73719519
Im just acknowledging nerissas nice efforts in jackbox and selfishly im trying to get my mind off a nasty buzz headache I got from a peat heavy scotch I had. Someone recommend me a recent good Nerissa vod I can watch while the nausia goes away

>>73719837
Goodnight friend

Sex with Nerissa on a yacht

Rissa feet they're so sweet now it's time for me to sleep

>>73722033
Kinda early, isn't it anon?

>>73722061
Finally getting my sleep schedule back on track this week! Or at least trying to after being used to nightshift for so long

>>73723083
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73716198
This has potential for being quite based. Shiori and Beebs have experience, so the Advent collab should go smoothly. Getting exercise with your oshi is good for the soul, but did she do the Mothering one after seeing all the breast milk jokes, or is it just par for the course? I really wonder if they all have some type of internal rotation with some games.

Rissa

>>73716198
>Mother simulator
She's going to fuck it up isn't she?
Either way I expect kino

>>73715573
sex

>>73721095
She hates large bodies of water, so that aint happening

I love white women

>>73729173
Didn't she say she preferred a cruise with the Maldives trip? Partly likely to avoid sunburning(and because she and Kiara got stiffed with dropping a couple hundo on one barbecue dinner for two) , but they've got buffets round the clock, music, and in some cases gambling, and we all know she loves some good ol gacha. And iirc, she likes ocean waves.

sex with Nerissa's ticklish feet

https://twitter.com/Nandeded/status/1779784163622830144

anal

Rissa's warm armpit folds wrapped around my dick

The only white woman I love is Rissa

https://twitter.com/Napat0712/status/1779888947985879052

New cover doko

>"Go white girl, go!"
I yell as Rissa tries to give me a sloppy toppy

>>73738998
Gonna guess a week from today.

https://twitter.com/ArgoMeuse/status/1779888054515429469

>>73740442
Why Ame?

>>73741232
She'll pound your mom

Keep going!

New short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_esTAQdinLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_esTAQdinLw

>>73742589
She loves me specifically
Also she's /here/

>>73737901
Patiently waiting for this fat cats offcollab

>>73742589
she's /here/

>>73742984
>>73744028
Meds please.

NERISSA MARRY ME, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE CHILDREN YOU WANT

https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1779902809653076096
All Rissa's friends, old and new, at Offkai this year. Wouldn't be surprised if she gets announced to be there or ends up going incognito in person.

https://twitter.com/Cr4ymer/status/1779922726582689884

>>73716198
Mother simulator…she really wanted Shiori to breed her.

>>73744832
While I'm sure she is tempted, they're likely to be gearing up for Advent's anniversary to do a 3D relay, so she probably for state hopping, much less to Cali. Maybe for the combo of a certain trio.

>>73745990
The trio is shioraven and me, in bed.

She's proposing to me
https://twitter.com/StoopyStuppy/status/1779935889646653768

>>73746994
That me? Me.

>>73746035
>>73747112
These mes? Me.

I’m cute and hilarious according to Rissa
I’ll take it
please reference your sweaty armpits more, Rissa

>>73747506
She does but only in members streams

>>73748161
Sorry I mean even more than usual
Every stream preferably

>>73748226
In 24 hours all but guaranteed

Sex with Nerissa as she egosurfes

Jailbros i have a question. She is at 654k right now. She wants to get to 669k by the end of this month. Is it achievable?

>>73749354
Nah, ask # I don't think her subs are going fast enough. But I won't say no to a shorts karaoke if she decides to do that.

>>73749312
If she's ego surfing while having sex you're doing it wrong.

>>73749507
Will she be dissappointed if she is unable or reach it/ barely misses out on it or would it not have major consequences?

>>73749354
Not unless she takes numberfagging seriously for the next few weeks and puts in extra effort.

>>73749631
She's expecting not to reach it so the disappointment won't be that big

>>73749534
It's like those sluts that would complain about Leonardo DiCaprio putting on headphones and vaping in the middle of sex0rz, totally disinterested just listening to MGMT what a god.

>>73749728
>She's expecting not to reach it so the disappointment won't be that big
She said the same thing about having an orgasm while having sex with me

>>73749690
>extra effort
Yeah don't count that. She'll get close to her goal regardless though

>>73749918
Anon ...

Time for a nap before stream, the things I do for this cute and dorky bitch

>>73744832
>>73745990
Biboo and Kaela now too

[Fresh Nerissa News]
She got a 5 minute long voice message from Kiara where she ranted about a imaginary doomposting scenario Kiara made up in her own head. What Rissa does for love.....

>>73752891
I'd do the same for her, it's nothing that much.

Just came home and saw the short. I am in trouble, she watches me pausing on her lewds for an extended period of time, and she knows, doesn't she?

>link friend song I like
>turns out I've been listening to Nerissa's past life music daily for years and didn't know it

>>73755257
How did you not recognize her voice?

>>73756020
I have no goddamn idea.

>>73756020
NTA but anon, people were confusing the dogs' voices between them, you cannot ask people to recognize voices.

>>73756109
Hah, fair enough.

>>73756114
I can kind of understand people confusing their voices, if they don't listen to them often. They both have that cutesy tone to them.

>>73756109
Welp, I guess she should be more comfortable really, even with as open as she is, mofos have MiB neuralizers giving them forgetti spaghetti beams on loop if there is possibly anyone who doesn't recognize her at this point.

>>73752891
I'm more wondering what exactly got her to start doomposting when she has so much wholesomeness lately. But meh, ennui can just come for no good reason sometimes.

>>73757212
My hearing's pretty shot so it could be that, I've had bad tinnitus since I was a little kid

>>73757289
Oh, well then sorry to hear that Jailbird.

Sex with Rissa while she sleeps

>>73760018
Sexless anon…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZmT8rIrUL0
We're playing America Truck Sim, Jailbirds! Join us into steering the stream in a good direction!

>>73760396
Thanks Rissa. Hope you got your trucker hat ready.

YouTube killing Shiori ganbatte Rissa

Nap complete, time for snacks
https://twitter.com/herzuu1/status/1779972005510664301

Pajeet Nerissa, my beloved
https://twitter.com/tawan_b132/status/1779994373209678097/photo/3

>>73761796
Nerissa would never

https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1780011857341751721

>>73762821
Self-inserts aside it's a pretty good drawing.

>>73760018
Lies, we know she doesnt sleep

>>73763185
And now you know why

She’s wants to uhaul with me so she’s getting her practice in

What asset will she be using today

>>73763978
The hat.

My wife and her hot accent....

is her voice muffled?

tourist here, is this faggot attempting to doxx or is this some sort of in-joke?
jannies feel free to remove if it is a doxx, gomen

Missed her intro what's happening

>>73764225
SV. She married Elliot.

>>73764225
it's her husband in Stardew

>all those Minnesota suggestions in chat

>>73764225
i think its the npc she married in Stardew Valley anon

>>73764245
She's trying to play, and now she's playing.

>>73764276
Jailbirds love to doxx

This is gonna be one of those frustrating streams

She ain't reading all that

>>73764321
Who is the small chick?

>she's bitching already

>>73764143
it does. Sounds like the other mic that she uses for her new laptop.

Bros she sucks at driving a truck we are never uhauling

So she didn't even start the game to make sure it works, and to learn the basic controls, she also won't read the directions when playing. Sounds like a Rissa stream alright

kek
to think that she's one of the few Holo girls that drive...

SHE DID IT!!!

>>73764554
I mean video game driving with a keyboard or controller is nothing like real driving.

>>73764511
Should I one guy her in chat or let it be

>wallbert

Rissa's wide load

I wouldn't mind having a 4-way with Nerissa, Mamarissa, and Malpha.

>>73764679

Is this one or Eurotruck better?

fucking zoomers and their need for bgm

I have space truckin playing on repeat for this stream

I imagine Rissa is a roadrage person

I pity whoever was behind her

I need this bratty white girl like you wouldn’t believe.

>>73765019
yeah she's definitely a roadrager

Rissa was a lot lizard confirmed

Aren't all truckers drunk sex pests? Or is that a hollywood thing

>>73764623
That's not true video games taught me to drive, now I'm a gamer behind the wheel just like her

>I got a delivery to drop off
Yeah, a baby delivery.

Same Nerissa I avoid collisions and speeding fines by never leaving the house

Almost first accident...

She keeps peaking the mic, what's going on

>>73765539
I keep peaking her vibe strength

>>73765539
>>73764511

>>73765539
Maybe she's not home? And is using her laptop.

>women drivers

Everything makes her sleepy lol Driving, streaming, everything

Driving is boring that's why I watch streams behind the wheel

Driving is boring that's why I have sex with Rissa behind the wheel

>>73765791
Long weekend at new boyfriend’s house

>>73765239
Same. I want to spoil her, and give her scalp massages to help her sleep and discuss the philosophy of FF7 together.

>>73766015
That new bf? Me.

>>73766086
I wrote this

>>73766086
me, btw

Rissa shouldn't be allowed to play zatsu games, mane-chan please do something

>>73765994
Imagine driving with Rissa and then she reaches over, pulls down your pants, and starts blowing you. Would you be able to not crash?

i feel like nerissa has a rape fetish except as the rapist

She's quitting. Based

STREAM SPARKS

>>73766153
Nobody with any remote sanity does that.

Also, she is a true fan, vibes, half knows the lyrics, still jams.

fat ass

Fuck road rage, MY WIFE IS A ROADMANACE

>>73766528
I thought you wrote Roadmance and I was thinking that it was cute.

>>73766528
Her Celtic blood burns for battle.

what are you guys listening to on the radio?

>>73766621
I dont have a car anymore so i cannot roadmance either way

>>73766956
It's a secret.

reverse parking, the last frontier for any female

>>73766956
Deep Purple's Space Truckin' on repeat

>>73767018
The fact that only 5 ENmem have drivinv lisence says sufficient. And Kronii only gotten her recently

>morbid curiosity causes me to check out stream
>1min into watching she refuses to do wide turns and jumps the curb twice
>proceeds to chose the hardest parking option
>I type 1 line in chat to express my deep concern
>gifted membership
wtf? I'm not even currently subscribed. I thought you had to be subbed to be able to receive membership?

>i'm driving straight
>as straight as you Rissa
>Waaaaaw
Kek

>>73766956
j cole's new album

>>73767430
I heard it was awful. How is it really?

Rissa, your mic is peaking too much too tell what you're whistling

>>73766956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDmNvTf3BXc

>>73767471
I think Ibiza and Crocodile tearz are pretty good, the rest of the songs are okay

BIG RISSA CRASH

Officer Rissa would turn off her bodycam

Rissa, "I'm retarded" isn't a valid legal defense...

>>73768314
Then rapes me

Lol she hit a cop

>>73765272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

>>73768340
Actually, being mentally incapacitated can be a valid legal defence
T. International lawyer

cop killer rissa...

Why is your oshi so orgasmic? she's giving me the boners.

>>73768482
Bill O'Reilly will now debate Jon Stewart over her actions

>Misses her exit
Time for a state wide disaster

Just finished making dinner. How is the stream?

>>73768864
I'm not sure... it is.

>>73768864
There's a 15 car pile up just outside Yuma, with 4 dead and 16 injured

>>73768920
Sounds like my girl

Watch her get anxious about people judging her driving skills to the point she'll never drive again irl

>>73768864
It's pretty meh. I'm not sure if I would recommend it, but it's kinda delightful to have on in the background. Hearing Rissa go "Ah! Oh, I missed my turn, oops!" etc. is mildly entertaining but the stream overall isn't great by any means

Any of you guys drive a big ass truck for a living?

>>73768864
It's a stream where she should zatsu over but doesn't. It's not as bad as every other time because she sucks at driving but yeah

>>73768864
pretty meh cuz she can't zatsu in a zatsu game. Also she's using a worse mic for some reason

PEAK form PEAK mic
She's trolling me

>>73768920
I think it's a nice stream. It's funny watching her suffer

>>73769200
Exactly, it's not very entertaining but because she's being bratty and apathetic to driving and improving it's oddly funny, at least to me

>>73769397
wait wrong post, whoops
>>73768864

Would you pay for a sloppy joe from a lot lizard Rissa?

>>73769644
With my life

>>73769644
If it's Rissa? Yes. Anyone else? No

>>73769644
she'd pay me

>>73769644
You just know she’d make your toes curl and your legs would be shaking for an hour after

Rissa…

she hates it

It's not even 2 hours lol

>not even two hours
Lazy bitch whens the album dropping

Rissa is proving more her girlfailure status more every day.

That's it?
Jailbirds...

Come on lemme one guy you about your mic

>>73769957
>>73769960
>>73769981
>>73769995
Let's be honest, this wasn't really a 'winner' of a stream anyway, she's falling asleep in her chair and was giving the most blase' commentary imaginable barring none at all

Ass up face down

>>73770009
>no cat mentions
>no internet issues
>worse mic
Yea, she's not home

>biker chick Nerissa
Diamonds

>>73770113
She barely ever has any winners these days that don't involve her sister so the least she could do is pretend she wants to spend time with her fans.

>>73770153
I'm pretty sure she's ignoring questions about her mic too

>>73770153
Laptop graphics

She's in Japan for 3D

I'm glad she's taking voice lessons for all the music we've been getting, all those karaokes and orisongs really benefit from them, thanks singing sensei

>>73770280
Too soon, that's on may.

>>73770153
>no internet issues
I saw multiple loadings

Brapanon summoned

Nerissa can only go 2 hours because she’s a smoker and has to take a smoke break

>>73770312
Yes which means they need to start doing measurements and recording now.

Members can't have anything our own, man. Walking streams public after one

>>73770628
You'll take your hearties and you'll like them

>>73770670
I don't even comment, but today I kind of want to ask about her mic.

>>73770280
That would mean she's flat out lying about the voice lesson. Also she has more energy when she streams during the morning which it is now in Japan.

>Done with my steppies, time for a little treat!

>>73770764
She could have voice lessons in Japan.

>>73770670
I can't bring myself to comment again today. Her performance was abysmal

>>73770735
She's gonna like it and never comment on it.
>>73770764
Her classes are online, so she could've taken them last night. Not that I believe she's in Japan, she hasn't had the chance to.

>>73770764
She literally just said she has a walking stream tomorrow at 1pm, which is 3am JST. She's not in japan. Watch streams

>>73770859
I don't think it works that way

>>73770772
...I oughta watch Shiori more often

>>73770899
>Her classes are online
Since when?

>>73770953
unfortunately she stopped doing a lot of handcam stuff after people said her hands/fingers looked fat.

She's not in Japan but she's 100% not at home. She said something about not being able to stream on Sunday if she can't finish whatever she's busy with, and she was on her phone yesterday too with Biboo I guess

>>73770942
Her classes are online. Watch streams.

>>73771007
Since always? I think she mentioned them being like that, but I could be wrong about it.

>>73771082
She's talked about driving to them and her teacher calling her and telling her not to show up because she got sick

>>73771051
She initially tried to play on phone then moved to the computer. I think she was at home yesterday but out today and most probably will be back home tomorrow morning. It wouldn't make sense to stream somewhere else the last two hours you're at someone's home.

Someone in here shitting up the thread with lies kek. She's not in Japan, her voice lessons are not online. wtf

>>73771220
She's also talked about doing them online so clearly there is the capacity to do so.

>>73771298
Yeah they're confusing me kek

>>73771298
I thought Vox came back? Why is there a sister here?

>>73771298
Japan is clearly cope, but the classes are online.

I have been inside Rissa’s anus
This is not a lie

>>73771298
It might be elaborate bait, the "sisters" people always blame for things coming up with new tricks

How do we get Rissa to start putting in effort and caring like she did nesr debut?

>>73771785
She's used to the easy life now, there's no way back.

>>73771785
She needs to find her motivation to do it

>>73771785
I still want to believe she does put in effort, but only like 5% of it is front-facing, which obviously sucks for us.

>>73771453
Anal is disgusting she has a perfectly pink soft warn pussy right there

>>73771012
Shame

>>73771785
She only has shown signs of changing under peer pressure or some internal motivator so prospects are grim. She just doesn't care about streaming really

>>73771940
Even if this is true, which I find unlikely, she's an entertainer, so the most important aspect of her business is "front-facing" and not just because of her nice rack

>>73771913
She tried because she was scared of failing. Maybe if she was scared again but I just dont see it happening. Maybe Kiara will save us though

Sorry guys she's at my house, I gave her "voice lessons" with my massive cock

Frame up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hks5XZGNQpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hks5XZGNQpE

>>73772531
If she really got a bf, stream quality is just gonna keep dropping. Same with consistency.

>>73772470
Her noombers probably need to take a hit. Kiara, Mori and Bae seem to be among the hardest working EN's who also happen to lag a little behind in viewership on average.

>>73772722
She loves armpitbirds the most

>>73772722
If this is as good as the member stream Nerissa should become a walktuber

>>73772831
Her numbers won't take a hit unless she does something really stupid. It's almost imposible for her to work hard at this point. Maybe she'll work hard on 3D when it comes.

>>73772759
If she ever gets out of the habit of streaming regularly, we'll barely ever see her with how she is

Getting high from Rissa’s pungent armpit aroma

>>73772759
Releasing a parasocial short the same day she goes to her man's house would be too evil...

>>73773318
She usually releases the shorts when she's not home

What the fuck are you niggers yapping about
I didn't even notice any difference in mic quality

>>73773318
I could definitely see her doing that, rratting about a bf aside

>>73773470
Loud. Everyone else here is on some strain of cuckposting.

>>73773470
God bless your damaged hearing.

>>73773434
Look sister I'll buy your rrat if the walking zatsu tomorrow is obv pre-recorded, until then you're just spouting BS

Anon is missing so I'll do the thing
RATE THE STREAM

>>73773470
Deafchama...
I mean yeah they are just writing fanfic
But it doesn't change the fact that her mic was peaking a lot

>>73773434
Usually on days when she's not streaming though, unless I'm misremembering

>>73773645
Walking zatsu is tomorrow 1PM for her, why would she need to pre-record it. She gets back home in the morning, then streams as always.

>>73773698
3-4.5/10. Slightly beloew average, not very good. Wouldn't recommend unless you're a Rissa completionist like me, otherwise skip

>>73773698
gameplay was kinda funny and Rissa was cute, average day for jailbirds/10

>>73773698
Somehow worse than last minecraft stream.

Rissa should do lewd ASMR. I know she has it in her.
She could be the EN version of Choco

>>73773698
Was dumb and fun, better than Minecraft but It's out there with every other game stream where she doesn't say anything of value. 7/10

I'm just gonna go with: she moved the good mic into her closet for recording and was too lazy to move it back so she hooked up the less good one for the stream.

>>73775002
She has multiple good mics and none of them peak like an xbox mic

>>73775002
She's too autistic about her audio for that

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1780062891967934600

>>73775332
Man I wish Holos could use mods because there are absolutely body pillow mods you can get off the Workshop and throw into your truck

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1780064463317770739

>>73775866
She's going to bully me

>>73775866
Gonna need more American Bikini Rissa.

>>73775866
I want trucker Rissa in a American Flag bikini to verbally abuse me after I cut her off in traffic

>>73776067
>verbally abuse
Anon, she's running you over if she can get away with it

>>73775332
make this the next OP

https://twitter.com/holosub_trainee/status/1780072375822021052

I'm feeling very emotional tonight, I love my wife so much

>>73772470
Guys please. Kiara of all people needs to find pride in her own work, and work on her own issues of chasing ghosts she ends up talking with Nerissa about.

Nerissa is having another walking stream tomorrow and keeping up the regimen of actually exercising. If you end up having some hairbrained idea that if you specifically trying some psychological tactic to anti her into falling in line on a person already down on herself in the best of times, then you ought to realize that >>73772831's idea is silly from the outset.

>>73773713
I didn't notice the sharp decrease in quality, and there were video skips, so it seemed like her usual to me. I'm more wondering what caused this bit of doomposting over her just being tired.

https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1780064820747727285

>>73778384
It's not really doomposting, we're just pointing out how half-assed her content has been for a while. It is what it is. I still watch her and enjoy the majority streams, in March it was slightly less than 50% of the time, so far in April it's around 70% I think

>>73779277
He's talking about the rrats that popped out today I think, that has nothing to do with stream qualities

>>73775866
>Tattoos
Beat

Baker-kun, when do you sleep?

Guess he slept kek
I'll ready an emergency bake

I wanna fuck baker

New bake, don't let it die like last time ><
>>73780544
>>73780544
>>73780544

>>73780639
Thanks, emergency chef