/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8

Gura cute Gura cute!

Somebody make krabs post his counter of 0 days. I want to bask in this moment.

>Playing Rise while everyone is jumping on the World bandwagon

I take back anything I ever said about the cunny shark not streaming. She is unequivocally based

>>73935433
Think that's just the native instance
Like I said the one hosted at the poast.org domain is still working, see?
Censoring my bookmarks because I'm sure weaponized autism could be employed to find my dox somehow

>>73935856
Damn brat needs spanked!

>>73936076
she just said ohround... she's still here

Gurass

You have me to thank for the comeback. She started streaming again right after i resubscribed.

>>73936214
gura needs a lot of stamina to goom with the bow. I see

Its been a while since I drank koolaid

>>73936281
Actually it was me gooming to her for the 10th times of this week.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

When was the last time she talked this much in prechat? She's so chatty today.

why does food get colder than room temperature if you don't eat it fast enough????

Gura is a trendsetter. Rise is back

My mommywife has come home to beat me for listening to her tummy!!!

>>73936502
asmr stream

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73936508
It's the temperature gremlins. Their invisible and they take your foods heat away. The FCC is trying to hide the truth.

>>73936476
samen

>>73936502
>Chatty woman
Normally I'd chudpost about the kanji for "noisy" being three of the kanji for "woman" or something, but it's Gura so it's cute
I could listen to her chatter all day

I forgot how much Gura streams fucking wrecked my productivity. Gonna be staring at prechat for hours.

>>73936707
I never watched the movie, but i heard it was awful, I wonder if she liked it.

Gura is back because I'm sick and I haven't taken any meds.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>73937060
What does cart mean? Never played MH.

>>73937095
dying

wdsmbt

Has an artist drawn Gura sitting on an oversized cutting board surrounded by crackers, meats and cheeses while using the fingers of one hand to spread herself open? That is to say... are there shark coochie board drawings out there?

i salted my pasta more and i tasted it this time. also rotini is better than penne

>no crossplay for switch and PC
So much for me even attempting to join her

Gura
Wife

>>73937282
What indeed

where is crabposter

>>73937282
Gura knows she's been a bad shark and will be giving members spanking rights again.

>>73935898
>>73937378
Presumably on suicide watch

what's a dodgebolt

>>73937444
She'll tell us on stream. This is like the most chatty she did in a long time. This is a good sign chumbies.

JWU. Feeling like spanking a fish.

>>73937378
>>73937382
>>73937441
>thinking about a shitposter when he isn't present
Rent fucking free.

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>>73937540
Found him again

>>73937378
Who is crabposter?
What did he do?
I haven't been here for a while

Pebble here, your oshi is streaming over my oshi and her friends so I demand an apology and sex with your finest fembud

>>73937578

>>73937618
Your oshi played MH all night with you. Fuck off.

>>73937618
I will not apologize but I will allow you sex with the fembud since I have Gura tonight I'm in a good mood

>>73937444
Royal Guard but on a bow and arrow

>>73937444
It's like an iframe parry that you can do with the bow. It's a really fun way to play the weapon and I hope it comes back for wilds.

>>73937578
Chumbud? Daijobu?
>>73937618
Welcome pebble, since you're new /here/ and it is relevant to your post, allow me to introduce you to one of our traditional customary /ggg/ timeloops:
Her
Usual
Timeslot
Now post up with some popcorn and enjoy the shitstorm, enjoy your stay

>>73937618
there you go

These 2 months since Content Warning went by really fast

>>73935738
I LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gura being chatty & chat being wholesome. This is some kind of miracle.

If she's done then she chatted with us for about 45 minutes

Chatty text gura is such a fucking blessing, her typing style is so goddamn cute

>>73937812
not to mention that pebble and chumbud fanbases barely intersect.

>>73937838
I know, it feels like it's only been a few days!

>>73937618
Can we have sex with the rock first?

>>73937306
Yeah, same. I'm almost tempted to buy rise on pc, but I'm really not a fan of owning the same game several times.

>>73937847
Yes, but she is gonna tyre herself out at this pace before the stream even starts, she has a mini-battery only, poor Gura gonna be sleepy when stream starts

>>73937838
kek

>>73937838
Alright that one got me pretty good.

>>73936076
If this is meant to be from the start it's missing some prechats that hololyzer caught
Apr 18 10:32:42 Gawr Gura MHRISE MHRISE MHRISE
Apr 18 10:34:20 Gawr Gura RIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE
Apr 18 10:37:27 Gawr Gura i play BOW

My narrative is that once Gura gets into one of her difficult depressive episodes where she is burned out on streaming, it gets harder and harder for her to break out because she gets irrationally nervous fans will be angry and nasty with her for being gone so long, so it becomes a vicious cycle where she stays away even longer.

But she ego searches /vt/ sometimes and last night she saw one of the anti threads in the catalog and read my post and it gave her the courage and motivation to come back knowing that lots of fans still love her unconditionally.

You will never get me to take medication. I am the strongest and happiest schizobud.

>overlaps the first big collab since fwmc settled in after their move
Why is she such a cunt to her Advent kouhai?

>>73938218
I made this post.

>>73937986

>>73938330
me too

>>73938218
Wrong, it was yesterday's morning thread which was very comfy with comfy topics. It gave her the positive energy to stream once again.

>>73938346
soulless. ytcfilter screenshots are preferred here

>>73938218
manifest the brighter future that lives in your mind schizobud.

>>73937838
Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura
The fact that they have to bitch and moan about "the bitch should stream more" as antis is the funniest thing ever and now they don't even have that lmao

How many streams do you think we will get before the next ghosting arc?

>>73937895
I am still curious for Gura to test the waters with her Advent kouhais, from what I've seen I'm not a big fan of any of them individually except maybe Shiori, I find her oddly fascinating but I'd like to see if there's at least any potential for chemistry
If not, then oh well, but for fucks' sake there isn't a single member of Council that Gura doesn't work phenomenally well with. Surely there's SOME sort of untapped kino between her and the newfags?

>>73936076
gura makes my dick rise

>>73938218
I believe the first paragraph is true.

I am still on wait and see approach. I want to her at least mention wtf happened after the fes (it seems like she does not want to). But if she now keeps it semi consistent and maybe even does movie may, I can say she is doing better.

>>73938405
I will not count them, instead I will consider each and every one a blessing.

>>73938382
I was almost singlehandedly responsible for the comfiness you mentioned, (You)'re welcome anon

>>73938425
eh, i don't mind if she collabs, but i prefer solo streams, don't really want her to branch out of council or jps much to be honest
Of course if she enjoys it its always a happy time, but i don't particularly care too much about it

>>73938401
>Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura
>Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura
>Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura
>Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura
>Its always hilarious how antis have literally nothing to use to complain about gura

>>73938425
I feel the same desu way about Shiori and I think her and gura would actually get along very well. I'm sure she'll break the ice on collabing with them someday.

>>73938217
nobody gives a flying FUCK about your advent whores

>>73938401
The quality of shitposting when she streams is abysmal. They just try to gaslight you that she sounds worse, that the songs she sings mean something bad and impotent cuckposting attempts.

>>73938405
Already doomposting when she has a stream on the horizon? This one is pathetic.
Who cares about how many we will get, i will enjoy as many as she does and wait for her to come back afterwards
Like she always does

Cool she is playing the new Monster Hunter

>Rise

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?????

>>73938682
It is the newest MH though

im the emperor of /ggg/

>>73938670
yes my man, i can simply not wait for the next 2 months of nothing full of anger and agony :)

>>73938218
My rrat is that gura is the cc poster but got bored after a while with the board

>>73938682
Don't think about it too much

>>73938217
Should everybody just stop streaming because Advent has a collab now?

>>73938217
>"New" angle just dropped
>More overlapslop
>Laundry list of arbitrary qualifiers to show why this day is more muh special than literally any other day that Gura could've "overlapped"
Goes to show, no matter how many frames go up and how chatty she is in prechat, some faggots will NEVER be satisfied because their complaints were never actually genuinely about missing her or wanting her back
It's all so tiresome

She was pretty long in pre-chat. I sincerely hope all you complainbuds gave her a piece of your mind and told her that its not okay to ghost and treat your fans like this. You did complain to her right? RIIIIIGHT?

>>73938496
>movie may
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73938786
i swear i would have but i just came back from work and she was already gone by then

>>73938726
I'm they'll fly by like the last two
>>73937838
>>73937838
>>73937838

>>73938392
nothing screams "i'm new" like claiming standards that have never existed, most times people straight up just crop straight from chat without the aid of ytcfilter

>>73938726
>anger and agony
Just read marcus aurelius

>>73938405
hopefully enough to match me, the ghost king

Has nobody made a soundpost of Kronii going NO DOOMPOSTING in the CW collab, we need it lmao

Sex with a fembud.

>>73938884
Nope, not for pics like that.

>>73938915
I want this too, would make it myself but I have gubmintlizards to tardwrangle today sadly
At least I'll be back in time for the stream

>>73938942
next time post it yourself then, also you didn't read what anon said
>If this is meant to be from the start it's missing some prechats that hololyzer caught
retard

>>73938786
She's still there just not chatting

>>73938722
you are late onahole

>>73938346
>i played world
Isn't she adorable playing games offstream while letting her fans starve for weeks and months? Luv me shork wife

>>73938915
You mean when Gura was doomposting? That's the important part. Cut the no doomposting part out.

>>73938937
I’m gonna do it

I do hope we get movie may though, forreal
Gura's movie watchalongs were some of my favorite streams, she has great commentary and good taste in films
Watching ratatouille with her and the chumbuds is one of my best memories to do with hololive

>>73938682
Gura is becoming an Atlantean teenager. She's in her nonconformist stage.

does gura hate advent?

>>73939376
I don't think she even remembers who they are half the time.

>>73939376
She hates that BITCH Shiori Novella because she won’t give her sex

>>73938682
>World
>new MH
Retard

>>73939456
She's just like me...

>>73939376
Holy shit fucking kill yourself already its Guras fucking timeslot and always has been

Imagine the hundreds of hours she spent in World where she thought "Should I stream this? Eh, nah"

>>73939136
What the fuck did you THINK she was doing offstream, faggotbud? Where on earth did you get the idea that Gura, the rhythm game addict since looooong before joining Hololive, wouldn't ever lay hands on another video game for months and months until coming back, and that it would've somehow been less bad if she had dedicated 100% of her time SOLELY to touching grass, reading books and baking bread? What the fuck is this angle???

>>73939721
Salman

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

RISE > WORLD

becasue the clutch claw sucks dick

>>73936476

>>73939376
>holo vs holo
back to your phase thread

>>73940162
Careful there bud, you'll make them start shrieking about how annoying "unityfags" are for not falling for their gay ops

Why does Gura hate Advent so much?

Is he right?

>>73936476
samen

>>73940375
No
There is literally not one single word of this statement I agree with other than maybe that Biboo is more family friendly
The rest is utterly unmedicated

>>73940375
Not even

>>73940375
Thank you for confirming that you are shitting up chat as well as here, if it wasn't obvious already.

>>73938425
I hope she collabs with the dogs one day

>>73940375
What chat is this retardation being spewed in

>>73940527
I'm not him. His take was so retard I thought it was funny.

>>73940375
I honestly don't see how this could be true.
Boboo is a zoomer Gura a millenial.
Gura is edgier Biboo SFW
Gura is cool Biboo is cringe
They are like two sides of the same coin

>>73940375
>greynig speaking

>>73940375
Just another example of how far media literacy has fallen.

>>73940539
I wonder how it would work. SNOT tier kino might be impossible between them

JWU and missed so much Gura, FUUUUCK
I'm so excited and anxious, I feel like vomiting.

Chumbies i got warned for posting a lewd gura but every time i try to view my warning i get an http 500 error after clicking through the captcha. I’m effectively banned.I tried a different browser/different device with the same results. What do I do?

>>73938682
You know why.
She wants to save Iceborne for playing with the people she actually cares about. The ones she played 100+ hours of World with.
You should feel honored that she's even willing to give you Rise scraps.

>>73940375
> Gura's successor
There isn't a single EN Vtuber that even remotely is considered a successor to her. Not even Ironmouse and she is tied to the hip with connor.

I think any possibility has passed since 2021

ramao

>>73940375
How deluded are pebblefaggots? Seriously

>>73940899
i wish i knew

>>73940729
>Millennial
I'm in my mid-late 20s and I'm apparently considered a Zillennial. Gura's not a hag yet, so the Millennial label doesn't quite fit
Maybe in spirit a bit, like Mumei
But you're right, there's a VERY clear distinction between her and someone on the borderline of Zoomers and Gen Alpha like Biboo seems to be

>>73939589
I guarantee you that she never even once thought "should I stream this?" because she knew if she did, she wouldn't have been able to play with who she wanted.

>>73940539
They could bond over their shared disdain for male collabs

>>73940947
If fuwamoco were a thing in 2021 they maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe would've reached 3 to 3.5 million subs and be some kind of successor to gura. But no one from Council or Advent would've gone farther.

>>73941050
Moom and goob should kiss

>>73941050
Yeah I'm also in the same age group.
But most people seem to consider use millenias more than zoomers.
But I don't know, I find both cringe to an extent

>Cuckposter is posting fanfictions again

>>73941160
>fuwamoco
Yeah, ok maybe them. They probably got the best shot post Myth but its a case of them being too late to the party. Not like it can be helped.

>>73941212
>you don't get it. She TOLD US she plays with RANDOMS!
L O L

>>73941160
>>73941250
no, just no
you make it sound like just anyone could go viral with a meme at debut and then again with singing Ride on Time. That is what you call a lightning in the bottle moment.

>>73941412
I love gooba. Singing city pop was a breath of fresh air

>>73941412
Yeah I know, that's why I wasn't too confident on that claim with fuwamoco. A and Ride on Time made her a mega star in the Vtubing world.

>>73941358
Why do you set yourself up for getting btfo'd all the time? Do you have a humiliation fetish?

Reminder Gura said she played MH with randoms but then said she didn't realize her armor looked different until someone told her while she was playing with them.

But there is no in-game chat.

>>73941358
>Demoted from fanfiction to incoherent
Daijobu, cuckposter? I mean that sincerely

>Rise
Gura hates...uh...
Everyone.
And this is definitive proof

>>73941532
We have established that cuckposter craves humiliation a long time ago.

>>73941412
That's what I said, though. They might've been more popular than any other holo but not as much as Gura.

>>73941587
GURA STREAMS but its a bad game

shes trying to kill interests in her so bijou can get more viewers. their collab will prove this.

>>73941587
>Gets mad she chose the game with a cute and funny waifu for us to UOHHHHHH at.
>While world has only ugly women in it.

>>73941587
>there's no crossplay in Rise
she hates ME specifically

>>73941542
Reminder to either post proof or take your meds
Or better yet, eat a bullet

Mohun is the most boring game to watch someone stream. I don't even think Gura can get me to watch.

>>73941542
You mean she realized it on stream when she played with Ina for the first time?

i want to hunt dino guras in Monster Hunter

>>73941160
This. Their sub growth is too slow and it's probably because getting subs at the rate of previous gens is much harder post-covid. Although you never know. There might be some breakout star some day.
I don't think they'd be at 3.5 million, but they probably would be at least 2 million.
I kind of wish they had debuted earlier, though. I think it would have been good for cementing an even higher degree of focus on idols in EN.

MY wife

>>73941971
Can you cut the tail?
If you cut the dino tail does the gura tail pop out?

>>73941955
Timestamp?

Oh nyo, cuckposter is triggered because Gura is back again.

>>73942064
Literally the beginning of tgeir first collab, they realize that they don't see the cosmetics.

>>73941862
Go watch her MH:Rise stream that she did after she came back to it after it got a PC port. That's when she said it.
You probably should have realized why she got back into Rise when it got a steam release. Not everyone has a switch.

>>73941955
No. She said it happened off-stream "while she was queuing with randoms" after it had come out on steam.

>>73942299
Either you provide a timestamp, or you're full of shit. Them's the rules.

>>73942055
>If you cut the dino tail does the gura tail pop out?
What are you trying to say? That dino gura is just gura in a costume?

>>73942227
>No I will not provide evidence
>I'll just vaguely insist that the evidence is somewhere, also without evidence, and then send you on a wild goose-chase because I think you're a sucker, while acting like that's the same as posting evidence
Thought so
Starting to realize that your "realization" was fucking stupid yet?

>>73942227
I realized that your faggot rrats were retarded long ago
None of your cuckrrats ever pan out for a reason, sister. Take the hint already

Don't feed the mentally handicapped. Just laugh at them from afar and report.

>>73942529
Dont put words in my mouth.
I want it to be known, for legal reasons, that I never implied anything of the sort

>I only have one rrat
>I suddenly believe her words now because it fits my rrat
friendly reminder to you nitpicking faggot that it only took Advent girls like two weeks for all of them to be headshotted by the sisters

>>73937282
I hate her thumbnails

This ass is made for my penis.

>>73942227
Quick correction. It wasn't during a monhun stream that she said this. It was during her Fifa stream.

>>73941552
>>73941862
>>73942520
>>73942552
>>73942640
Here's the timestamp.
https://youtu.be/L3tOeOV2VOo&t=8310
She said that while playing recently, she learned that other players can see your armor, but not your cosmetics. So someone told her they couldn't see the elf ears she was using. But again, there is no voice chat in MH.

>>73943180
>no voice chat
Is there text chat?

>>73943240
No.

My Gurandma.

I mean, it should have been obvious why she suddenly picked the game back up right after it got a release on Steam.

>>73943180
She didn't even say no one told her they couldn't see them. And it was fucking established during the Ina collab before that she found out cosmetics couldn't be seen. Stop being a failure.

Wake me up when it starts chumbies, I'm going to take a nap.

>spanked
yeah by me

Gura getting spanked tonight.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1781024052171411738?t=4HA4F_NoCCjMNwIa3mtvBA&s=19

>>73943488
She didn't buy any of the cosmetic DLC back when she played it with Ina on switch. She did not know that was how the game worked and no one could see your cosmetics back then.

>WAHOO
This is a reference to the fact that Gura is played by the same actor who plays Mario, Chris P. Pratt

>>73943648
MOOOOOODS

>>73943607
The clip you posted, nowhere in that clip did Gura say someone told her they couldn't see it. Stop making shit up.

>>73943300
>>73943240
Yes there is

>>73943180
>She said that while playing recently, she learned that other players can see your armor
But that's not what she said in the timestamp you provided though. She didn't say she learned it, she just said she bought the cosmetics despite nobody being able to see it. She knew that already. From her first MHR collab with Ina. You're such a retard.

When has it been new that she plays games offstream with her actual friends? Outlast trials should have been dead giveaway.

>>73943776
True, your cuckposting attempts are nothing new.

I will eat my words if she actually streams herself playing Iceborne for the first time when the other holos beat the main story and get to it.
But until then, I'll just assume she's saving it for playing with her friends like she always does.

>KCD 2 announced
>Gura atreams
JESU CHRIST BE PRAISED, GURA'S COME TO SEE US!

I really want Gura to shake her butt and then get slapped in the butt by me.

Crabposter...

https://youtube.com/shorts/7fTHD07Q9Pw
>Chumbuds right now

>Quick I just disproved myself with my own timestamp, what do
>I know, I'll conveniently sidestep around my own "people she actually cares about" rrat that just got BTFO'd and shift the goalposts to something else via motte and bailey
>And pretend Gura supposedly having friends is equivalent to not caring about her fans
>And hope no one notices
You can always count on sisters to provide peak schizokino

>>73943926
i still need to play the first one
looks like jank-kino, perfect stream material

I'll be counting on this thread to let me know what's going on in the stream. I can't watch anyone play Mohun. It's such a boring game.

>>73936189
SNIFFFFF

>>73944104
Sucks to be you.

>>73935995
>nitter
based

>I'll just assume this because I have no evidence
>Just like all the other assumptions I've made without evidence
>While still hiding in my motte and bailey to sidestep my own rrat that just imploded on itself
Like I said, stream hasn't even started yet and we've already got K I N O

>Gura plays games with people off stream? And most of them are probably male.

Oh, no the humanity. We've known this for years at this point.

>>73943776
some games are better with friends yeah but it's utterly retarded to assume that playing off stream = playing with friends only
and Monhun happens to be the type of game that you grind stuff alone or with randoms hence that one faggot should shut the fuck already, nobody cares

So will she talk at all about why she doesn't stream anymore or her experience in Taiwan or holofes?
Or is she just going to pretend like none of that happened like in the Content Warning stream?

Why are the sisters so desperate today?

>>73936965
Hon hon wee wee mein le niggær

Gura streaming into my mouth soon, I'm under her chair and she's saving up for me.

>>73944237
roru
rumao even

>>73944314
Sugoi!! You must be the no. 6 cumbud Sophia urista!!

>>73944149
>no evidence
>brother shark adds b*rbs to steam friends back in august

>>73944148
I just hope it's here to stay and it doesn't go the way of libreddit and teddit after the leddit commietroondevs made those API changes or whatever the fuck it was they did
I have no problem with Elon, but the fact remains that 99.99% of Twitter users should kill themselves and I'd never lower myself to making an account. Would much rather get my brainrot from /here/

>>73944032
It's an open world game with complex systems, made by a small team on a ~$10 mil budget in CryEngine. It's actually very impressive how relatively mild the jank in it is.

>>73944179
>most of them
All me.

You did it wrong anon, when you greentext someone like that you're supposed to try to REFUTE their point by posting an example of evidence

He's so mad today lmao.

Gura plays games and has sex with males, here's my evidence.

So many fembuds in denial.

I think the Gurrito is stupid and every other Gura plushie mogs it, including bl*op and amogus

>>73944537
>when you greentext someone like that you're

>>73944537
>I'm sure it was just a coincidence! It doesn't mean anything!
Pfft
Uh-huh.

>>73944601
>has sex with males
Yeah, me, myself, and I. She's such a slut.

>>73944618
Shut up dumbass!!!

>>73944688
Stop pretending to be me.

Goo-ruh!
Goo-ruh!
Goo-ruh!

I mean, there's probably a reason why she's been making so many more lewd jokes than she used to.

>>73944628
What's the matter dumbud, you're making me goncern

>>73943180
>proves himself wrong
that's a new one

>>73944704
Stop posting, Gurrito, you cheap baby toy looking thing

>>73936823
It’s bad as far as movies go and it’s a bad adaptation. But at the same time it’s no worse than big monkey punch big lizard

>>73937306
PC and PlayStation is fine though right?

>>73944779
Hafbeebooluba

>>73944618
It wasn't for you. Her releasing a baby gura as merch was an inside joke.

>cucked out of the entirety of her monster hunter arc
Why can't you just hit go live gura, record a fucking lets play, anything! I was looking forward to it...

>>73944758
wha? she's barely streaming how do you even gaige her amount of jokes?

>>73944841
Hey... I really liked big monkey punch big lizard...

>>73944869
>>73941051

Like sands in the hour glass,
So too are the days of our lives.

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>73944869
She's literally playing MH today dumbud.

>Coincidence
Even worse - it's not a coincidence, because there is nothing there that is even tangentially related to Gura or anyone around her
Hence, there isn't even one, let alone two "incidences" that are even capable of "co"-"inciding"
Serious question, are (You) ESL? It's okay to admit you don't know what words mean

>>73944652
three and a half years of proof next thread vs 2 weeks to kill off those Advent goslings
sisters > (you)
and that's saying something

>>73944869
>arc
Only the beginning and the end of video game arcs are fun to watch, the grinding in the middle is just boring.

poyo poyo

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

>>73944869
>arc
You mean...a single stream? You're a dumbud if you think this will ever be a series.

>>73944899
Because nearly every joke she makes now is something lewd, about cock or cum, or a sex joke.
Do you not even remember when she said, "riding pipe is satisfying" to Ame?

>>73944813
>That's a new one
Nah, this has been a schizokino staple /here/ for years now, especially in the last few months
>>73944853
Paging Doctorbud to the thread, we need 20 ccs of antitardinol STAT

Gura is severely depressed because she doesn't stream as much as she used to.

Gura has a schizo dog and a summer colored chameleon

Gura has syncope and pica.

>They're resorting to timelooping the "riding pipe" shitpost

>>73945065
Fuck you, you don't get to tell me what I like retard. I wanted to see her learn how to play the game and be a pro and she fucking denied me all of it

>>73945065
Today will be her sixth Monster Hunter Rise stream.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>73945084
if nearly every single joke she made it's a sex joke you wouldn't be repeating the same one for months

>>73945189
>be a pro
bro... that's never happening, also you can look back at her 30 or so hours of rise

Are you a chumbaboogie?

>>73945411
yeb

>>73945265
No. It's only that the riding pipe one was so egregious and her joking about actually having sex is new and not something she used to say.
Also, did you not watch the poopy plaptime stream? She was joking about cum the entire time.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>73945323
Stubby finger...

>>73945470
ye

>>73945411
I don't know who I am...

>>73944954

>>73940375
Biboo is really sweet and hardworking but I have never seen Gura force cringe memes like her, goob is aware and might drop them once or twice but she lets it go and is naturally funny without needing to lean on that brainrot, the skibidi toilet gyaat shiorizzler stuff almost filtered me completely, if she was in holo when the morbing shit was popular she probably would have kept that on life support too. Other than that I like her a lot but they are NOTHING alike.

>>73945461
Damn son, your brain is broken beyond repair.

>>73945461
>gura NOT joking about cum
dude she literally was referencing the cum jar during her first year

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>73945561
This. A million times this.

>>73943852
it's funny that even mentioning Gura having friends is instant cuckposting to some people in here.

I think it's a funny bit that we act like we buy into Bijou being younger than Gura who's in her mid 20s

>>73945674
>friends
All me.

>>73945470
Yes I am mister

>>73945682
Gura's over 9000 years old, while Biboo was mined out just a few years ago.

>>73945614
>*Li touchí*

>>73945682
don't care enough about her to know her age but she acts like a cringe alpha with max brainrot so I'll continue calling her a zoomer

>>73945561
I agree but it's still the girl's first year.
Similar as how I find Gura's forced debut voice obnoxious now. Eventually she dropped it when she got comfortable with stuffs.
Biboo will get comfortable with time as well. Hopefully she eases the voice thing a little bit as well...

>>73945507
*slurp slurp* mmm ice cream so good ice cream so good

How can she play hundreds of hours of video games solo and turn around and tell us she's been too busy and stressed out to stream? Like she can't even record a let's play, the lowest effort content.

>>73945828
You can, but she looks like she's going on 30 in years old pictures already. And that's with her being asian

>>73945593
Retard, you can't just post an irl picture of Gura like that.

>>73945894
Yeah she has already improved a lot with the overreliance on spouting memes, the voice never bothered me that much desu it's not as natural as goobs but who's is?

Just admit it the only successful schizo here is the Kiara schizo, I think he was right all along

Boring ass game but I'll watch it for goomba

Just got back from catching up on my sleep tax AND IT'S MY WIFE! YIPPEE!

>>73940527
Weird how obsessed they are with other girls when gura’s about to stream

>>73946100
Orcschizo did a 180 again seeing how insufferable Kiara was after getting to know her, hence further confirming the insider post
"Oh if only you knew (that I was right about Kiara)"

Orcschizo also said that she was gonna debut soon and that she is NOT the VSinger, that means she's part of Council

>>73946464
proof

>>73945947
>and tell us she's been too busy and stressed out to stream?
she doesn't, she never said that's the reason, people who claim to defend her do.

Can you guys please confine your shitpost to post-stream only? Thanks.

>>73946097
Natural voices in EN:
mori
ame (not 100% sure but I can't imagine she caring about this stuff)
gura (forced a high pitched mesugaki tone in the past)
ina (she puts a good amount of 'anime' flair in her speech, though)
kronii
bae (when not too excited, similar to ollie's situation)
irys (for the most part)
nerissa
shiori (not too sure on this one)

'Forced' voices in EN:
kiara (she probably thinks it's too late to drop her chicken voice, unfortunately)
mumei (can naturally pitch her voice higher, sounds natural but it's still 'forcing')
fauna (I feel for her vocal chords)
biboo
fuwamoco (mococo raises her pitch, fuwawa forces the softness, both do a very good job in doing 'anime style')

accurate? I'm not trying to shit on any girl here, they may do as they please, it's their content.

>>73936076
>>73936129
>>73936214
She sounds so silly when she posts a lot in the chat.

I'm eepy... Shark mommy please come put me to bed early...

>>73946880
I like when ina mumbles and slurs her speech

>>73946882
She should make a free chat and just post in there randomly.

>>73946926
A kiss given to me I shall now bestow upon you
~chu

>>73947008
Fuck no. I like that Gura doesn't do one of those. It's bad enough that I have prechat open for hours on days she streams.

>>73947003
I liked that one time Ina's voice cracked. That was peak.

>gura finally decides to stream after 2 months
>chumbies already acting superior and believing they are owning le antis
>she goes back to ghosting
>cycle repeat
you really never get tired of this ?

>>73944980
>there is nothing there that is even tangentially related to Gura or anyone around her
So you're either actually retarded or just full of shit because you are literally wrong.
Literally as in yes, one of these things is literally related to Gura. Related by blood. Family.

- Her brother added ba*bs to his steam friends in August.
- Bar*s is the person she used to stream with all the time before hololive. She started streaming with him one month after she stopped streaming with the previous guy she streamed with all the time.
- She thanks him in her Beyond the Sea cover on her old channel and jokes about people not knowing what his relation is to her by writing on screen "Who the heck is *arbs?"
- When she made her new steam account, he, his friend, and her brother were the only ones she added before she privated the account.
- She started learning swedish in duolingo after she started playing with him.
- He was one of the first 20 people to sub to her official twitch channel in 2022, meaning he had advance notice it was going live.
- She only comes back and streams when he is gone for military training as seen in July-August last year and January-February this year. He said he was away for training during his stream before holofes. He hasn't been online for days and that is why she's streaming again now.
- He stopped going online when Gura left for Japan and then came back during the week she was in Japan, but inverted the times he played games to 11 pm to 8 am Sweden time every day for the week of holofes. He stopped going online again when she left for Taiwan.

But it's all just a coincidence, I'm sure.

>>73946880
bae obviously used to around debut but the rest of them in the natural tier sound right to me, natural or extremely minor pitch adjustment

>>73947079
She's worth the wait.

Saying we know Gura plays with male friends offline and have known for years upsets the janny cuz it destroys his fantasy of Gura being single. But if I said that person was "me" that she plays with, it wouldn't get deleted. The janny only deletes stuff he knows is true, lol. Aww did it hurt your feelings

>>73947054
same desu I'd get massive anxiety and would have it open all the time in case Gura posts anything there

Does the cuck poster think he's doing something clever by censoring a letter? I don't get it.

Damn, it's just a silly little Monster Hunter stream, why are schizos so mad about it?

Extremely Fuckable Holos in EN:
Gura
Ame
IRyS
Mumei
Fauna
Baelz
Fuwawa
Mococo

Fuckable Holos in EN:
Kiara
Mori
Kronii
Bijou
Shiori
Nerissa

>>73946518
How is this proof of anything?

>>73947293
I wonder how similar Gura and Mumei's sex moans sound.

Schizos try so hard for very little payoff.

>>73947088
Imagine the best rrat you make in three and a half years getting slain by Putin

Piss off Gura. Go back to ghosting your fans. Not that you have any real ones left anyway. You're a bad person. Even if you somehow actually came back to how you used to be nobody would be able to forget what you've done and how you've treated your fans and eventually you'd just do it all again. Just fucking graduate already

>>73947336
Same way all the other "proof" on this board works, the key you need for everything to make more sense is called schizophrenia.

>>73947293
move biboo up by virtue of being cunny alone she goes in extremely fuckable, also clock woman is pure sex.
inner...

>>73947399
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>73947293
Kronii should be higher. She gives me a bayonetta vibe.

>>73947399
Why say that here and not the prechat? Scared?

>>73947465
Nta. Ya…I live in constant terror.

>>73947399
The best thing you can do, is start it all and live forever.

My best wishes chumbuds, I hope you enjoy Gura's stream later

>>73947293
you forgot ina

>>73947399
why would she give up massive passive income like that? are you genuinely retarded or something?

I love fembuds

>>73947436
I already have, a year and a half ago in fact, but dickhead chumbuds spew shit all over the board about how much better you are than everyone and about how Gura is the absolute peak of vtubing. She trends on twitter when she decides to write a fucking tweet after months of doing nothing. I'm reminded often of her and I'm sick of it. Everyone talks about her and the focus is on her when she decides to so much as open her mouth.

>>73947399
I honestly don't even understand why she came back. Her birthday isn't for another two months and people will continue to buy merch and member her no matter how little she streams or cares about us.

>>73947683
Gura is the best this is true