/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

https://files.catbox.moe/nx5f7v.mp4

Sex with a fembud.

Ok. Give me some time. I will re-catch the pokemon and post them here tonight.

>>74120884
this chumbie believes in your ability and determination

>>74120884
They better be as cute as you said they were!

I love her more than anyone that will post in this thread!

>>74121073
except me*

test

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Gura should wear diapers and should be barred from using the toilet.

gurass

>>74119161
>passive agressive
I'm only speaking the truth.
Anon. Do you honestly believe she would play World again on or off stream just so she could play Iceborne on stream? That would require a dozen streams of World.
Tell me if you really think that's something she would so.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>74120712
W-why are they hosing her down? Why is she bleeding??

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>74121863
Post Gawr bloodlust frenzy, nothing to worry about.

>granny gura got all tuckered out after planting a few flowers
sounds like it's time for another Ring Fit stream to get back in shape

>>74121850
>>74121925

My Gurandma.

>>74116373
Classic off-by-one error. Very common math mistake, especially in computer science. Specifically, you made a "fencepost"-type off-by-one error.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-by-one_error
You wouldn't count the 3 feet either in front of the first chumbud or the 3 feet behind the last chumbud, so the actual answer is 1,321 people for one mile or 9241 people for 7 miles.

>>74122264
I'd love nothing more than to be there to help Gura tend to her little flower garden and nurse her while telling her to exercise more in a stern but fair fatherhusband way.

I just got called in for an emergency. Pokémon will have to wait. Sorry chumbies

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74123013
take your time chumbie

>red australian gura returns
>real gura returns
They are working together to deny you cunny.

This tiny slut NEEDS to be sexually bullied and ryona'd T u T

And for those of you who think off-by-one errors "aren't a big deal", think again.
This is what happens when artists get together and try to do things with numbers without first talking to a math nerd. Complete disaster.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FAdmpAZTH_M
This town in Germany will have to be reminded of their failure for the next 1,169 years and beyond.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Stream this weekend Gooba?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74123860

>>74123997
I thought Germans were supposed to be smart?

>>74124421
samen

>>74122560
I respect you mathbuds.
If I lean anywhere it's probably the mechanically inclined direction, I don't know anything about mechanics or even the names of a lot of tools, yet when someone is confused about why a machine I used to work with sorta at work has a problem, people keep asking for me.
I don't know man, yes I might be able to solve your problem without having to do much.
But I'm in shipping now. Maintenance or the lead hand, or the operator, or the supervisor should be able to figure it out by now. It's been 2 years yet they're still so bad at this.
I'm sorry, I started "venting" about something completely unrelated to Gura. I'll stop here.

When's the last time Gura's talked about being naked? I feel like it's been a long time.

>>74125210
No problem, logisticsbud. Without you guys, the economy would crash and fall apart.

>>74125319
2022

>>74125210
How do people get jobs they can't do when most jobs require experience and refuse to train. Blows my brain that people have so much difficulty finding work but the stupidest fucks are always employed where they can do the most harm. Like at boeing lmao.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>74125852
In the current system, where all entry positions require 5 years of experience, the only ones who get jobs are the ones willing to lie about their past.

>>74125980
No. Obviously not.
She doesn't even get naked in her own apartment/house anymore.
>>74125721

Gurass

If Gura is lonely, imagine what that means about how she thinks about us, since she doesn't want to stream.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>74127195
she's a mikubud

>>74121850
>>74121925
>>74122391
fuck off antis

>>74127195
yes, and she's in the top 5% of fembuds

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>74127628
https://fembudservices.co.uk/

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74125210
I also love the sound of machines revving and gears turning, oh and that sound machines make when letting out air.
That's my kind of ASMR

Ok I’m back and playing pokemon

is mamashark hot

>>74128971
top tier milf

(im assuming)

>>74128971
>>74129079
Imagine fucking the hole Gura spawned from...

>>74128971
Can she still moonwalk?
She learned some fun dance moves from her mama. And I think that's so cute.

Gura's dancing is so cute, I love it.

>>74129842
I wish I could watch her when she goes to dance lessons or recordings...

So what the chumbies doin?
Are you actually doing that thing you're about to post?

>>74130735
ye, i'm playin vidya and watching/listening to random yt videos

>>74130735
I've been playing underwater ray romano 2. Its a shame this game isn't an eroge but I'm enjoying the ride.

>>74130735
also playing an h game, From Frontier. its aight

>>74130735
I forgot to drink water since yesterday and now my head hurts

>>74130735
Playing MH world. I hate that you can't skip the cutscenes

>>74130735
im watching youtube and reading shitty isekai and isekai adjacent stories

>>74131156
how do you "forget" to drink water? did you drink anything else at least? doesn't it hurt to not drink anything after half a day or so?

>>74130735
i've been doing bicep curls with a bunch of milk jugs filled with water in a grocery bag.
i've only been doing it for a week or so but it's made a huge difference.
i went out and bought 50 lbs of sand so i could fill the jugs with sand instead of water. sand is about twice as heavy as water in the same volume.

now i want to work on my forearms too.

>>74131289
It's unusual for me usually I drink a lot but I wasn't hungry today and I was just playing games all day so it never occured to me and I forgot. But I just gulped many cups

>>74131435
Work up to liquid mercury.

>>74130735
I'm getting those last few mind-numbing construction levels in OSRS while at work

>>74131738
Burn that gp.

>>74121863
It's not her blood, anon. Don't worry.

>>74122560
u gotta help me work on this hailstone number equation. i think im really close to solving the pattern

>>74131929
Oh I will, best part is that after this I've got the ensouled heads for 90 Prayer banked too
Cashstack is on suicide watch lol

Sitting on the toilet, constipated, reading /ggg/.

>>74133057
it's evolving!

>>74133335
>SO CLOSE to quints of truth

>>74133335
This post was made by Gura.

MY wife

>>74134345
>>74133335
Go to bed Gura, we need you fresh to stream bright and early tomorrow

>>74134345
>starting a sentence in upper case letters to throw you off
she's more cunning than I thought... ToT

Ok I was able to rebuild my team. These are all pokemon I want Gura to use because I think she would think they’re cute too.

>>74135324
sleep tight buddy

>>74135324
Oyasame

>>74135279
you were right, cute team

>>74135324
sharkdreams

>>74135279
Cutebud

Guys I don't think she's gonna stream until her birthday....

>>74135961
wut no way, im making a prediction right here right now. she watched that shitty fallout show and it inspired her to play new vegas again

>>74136089
I heard it's decent if you don't care about the lore, it basically shits on new vegas's lore

>>74124529
>*Le touché*

>>74135279
What pokemon are you playing chumbie? A romhack perhaps?

>>74136710
Ye. It’s called Inclement Emerald. :3

>>74136825
I should give it a try soon.

Is Gura's mother a faggot

>>74137353
well you know what they say, a berry doesnt roll too far from the bush, so its possible

Kneel before your lord

>>74137435

>>74137435
>>74137459
Fuck off antis

>>74137395
Real Gura made this post, I can feel it, I can feel HER

>>74137395
>a berry doesnt roll too far from the bush
Nobody says this you freak

>>74137652
yeah i know

>>74137435

Gura will stream again.

>>74137842
Antgura is my second favorite gura variant

>>74137842
She probably got sweaty from jumping around like this. Can you imagine

>>74137435
>>74137459
>>74137476
>>74137512
>>74137764
Someone should make a Derek Chauvin kneeling meme with Bloop shopped over George Floyd's face
I'd do it myself but, you know, at work

>>74137887
What’s your number 1. Do you have a picture

>>74137952
Number 1 should go without saying

>>74137929
https://litter.catbox.moe/upbunb.png
I used magic wand, can you get banned for that?

>>74137910
She gets sweaty too easily when she gets a little worked up and almost dies when she gets a little cold... I need to protect this little fragile womanchild.

>>74138126
and u gotta go number 1 without spraying huhaha

>>74138144
LMAO nice
I don't know what that means, therefore idk, but I certainly hope not because this makes me chortle from how fucking stupid it is
Thank you for bringing my retarded vision to life anon

>>74138269
RT M

>>74138269
RT+M

>>74138144
why...

>>74138735
M

>>74138740

Do you think this would make Gura laugh

>>74139133
what does it mean?

>>74139183
his birthday is today (april 20th)

>>74139183
Huh, you don't see him? Try squinting harder
Let me give you a hint: yesterday was his birthday

>>74139183
Do you have facial blindness, retard?

>>74139183
I didn't see it either bud

you guys are fucking stoned or something, i dont see no hitler in that

>>74139376
it's like this

>>74139376
He's right fucking there are you kidding me
Her belt is his mouth, the patch under her left boob is the 'stache, strip across her shoulders is his eyebrow and right eye...

>>74139442
Imagine how far you’d get fired if you’d made this your profile picture for your work accounts lol.

If you nerds are going to high post, don't say anything and just post cute images of my daughterwife Gura.

>>74139493
but it's just a snowy mountain...

I want space cake

I want yellow cake with chocolate icing. (the best cake)

>>74139522
Fuck you, I'm not highposting and no one even actually answered the question
Though I guess it does raise an interesting corollary that I hadn't even considered before: would GURA be able to see the funny mustached Austrian painter, or would she be in the dark like you blindbuds because shork brain no worky

>>74139805
I wish there was a way to find out

>>74139260
>>74139286
>>74139311
>>74139350
it just looks like a normal girl.

I hate when im reminded just how much some of you guys don't understand Gura at all.

TIL That what I considered a normal degree of pareidolia is only actually present in like 50% of people, at least if the chud lizards of /ggg/ are a representative sample

>>74139805
I saw Hitler in your images, and with context it made it even easier to see.
But it's April 21 now, you can stop.

>>74139928
Gura is like a ladybug. Cute from a distance, but looks like a bug closeup.

>>74139928
The fuck is that supposed to mean, you vagyeposting faggot
Are you insinuating it's obvious she WOULD laugh at it because she's been clearly amused by nazi jokes before, like Gary's Halloween costume in Bully?

>>74140009
Ogey anon, thank you <3

>>74139881
you have to squint

>>74140057
It's completely up to you to believe whether or not I'm calling you the retard.

>>74139133
I think my autism is extra bad. I see Bert from Sesame Street.

>>74140023
i think we can all agree on that

>>74140244
Would geiger counter.

>>74140193
Was your mother this vague while dirtytalking the drooling, slobbering camel that fathered you

>>74140225
Now that, that right there is autistically autistic
Congratz anon, you've given me a coronary

>>74140182
i don't see anything resembling hitler...

>>74140244

>>74140300
You must actually be retarded to get so upset over a post where you can't even tell who it was directed towards. You should work on a bit of anger management, Gura wouldn't like someone who gets angry over retarded stuff.

>>74140371
I feel so sorry for the ESLs in the thread who cannot understand why your picrel is so fucking funny

>>74140426
Don't worry anon, I'm not angry, just sleep deprived, bored and found an excuse to post an over-the-top vulgar line that popped into my head and that I thought was funny
We are cool even if you are a filthy vagueposter :)

>>74140466
Its is not hard to understand chud. Seamen and sea man are interchangeable. Just because you think is it a misspelling does not mean we do. Not hard to understand unless you are some stupid bastard.

>>74140655
I'm not sure if you're trolling right now or not, but by God, for humanity's sake I hope and pray that you are

You guys stop don’t think it feels spooky? Like something eerie is about?

>>74140815
no? stoner hours are pretty funny so far

>>74140815
I am alone at my post and after reading this post, NOW I'm suddenly starting to feel paranoid and actually fucking hearing things and expecting to get jumpscare-ambushed by demon aliens or something
This was your plan all along, wasn't it meekbud

>make a twitter account to follow Gooba and IYO SKY
>literally those are the only 2 people I follow
>follow no one else
>elon sends me doggo dox
what the fuck?
>>74140655
kill yourself, democrat

>>74140919
I’m alone too…maybe we should..k-kiss?

>>74140815
I felt that way a month ago. Right now I feel a bit demoralized. I cant imagine how bad I would feel if Gura hadn't stream recently.

My daughterwife snorts

MY cute little sharkwife dummy

>>74141195
C'mere fembud
Chu~

>>74141683

>>74141733
*rapes*

I have been doing a lot of praying and introspection and have been thinking about what has been said.

>>74141956
aaand?

I came to the obvious conclusion that you are mistaken. I am not in hell yet and you people are not my female overlords.

In fact, I am right were I have been put. When I had left at some point, the very thunder rumbled me back. I'm not stuck here with you. You ladies are stuck here with me.

You want to make my life hell, do you? Give it your best. You can't do shit.

The high ground you are standing on seems very reachable from where I'm standing all of a sudden.

ogey, have fun in your fight club I'm going to bed.

>>74142238

Based and schizophrenic

So, what does a witness do? I don't think that they are meant to keep quiet about what they see and hear.

I predict Gura will stream on Monday or Wednesday.

I predict that Gura's butt smells bad

>>74142652
Yay, maybe we get more hidden messages about hellfire and turning our souls into shit. Who knows, maybe she'll even tease the dragonstrike nut again.

occasional reminder that I am the Last Chumbie.

Occasional reminder that I am a knight for justice and that I care about people because I am overly empathetic. My soul belongs to God. I have been put here by God. Praise Him, His holy will be done. My weaknesses and shortcomings are testimony to His Strength, greatness and Glory.

>>74142821
You will never be.

>>74142979
Same desu

I'm gonna go get cigs and redbull. See ya in a bit.

Help me please! My wife is beating me because I heard her tummy!

>>74143329
The moment I saw your post my tummy made noises. I don't know if I should sleep or fill my tummy first.

It has been said that the cameraman never dies but that is not what was written. We ought to be slain at some point. Our bodies will lay in the streets for three days, after which we shall rise again. The world will tremble because of it. Also, we get to unleash fire with our mouths and unleash all the plagues upon the earth and it's people, for as many times as we please.

I'm gonna enjoy the power to unleash plagues whenever I please. I'll make it fun and interesting. You know I will, you know me.

So, who's the other one, I wonder. Is it orange, or yellow? The dog, perhaps? My bet is on the dog for now. A good dog that barks and a bad cat that purrs. Very cool, altho, I never saw a dog in my vision.

Hellfiiiireeee~

I think this is as good a time as ever to drop the cicada video, don't you think?

No objections? Very well. Altho, maybe I better wait with that until this place gets more lively.

Whatever. I can post it again later. I can do whatever I want. You're not all that powerful despite calling yourselves my female overlords. Bullshit bluff, nice try. You have no power here, Gandalf Stormcrow.

https://youtu.be/jiOsHCZbdgA?si=GTmunsRwv9SRhDHQ
They who have eyes to see, let them see.

Cat got your tongue, again? I always loved that expression. I do so even more now.

Serious talk. Do you think my daughterwife might actually be schizophrenic for real?
She's talked about things like her hearing voices of things that aren't there.

>>74145111
No.

>>74145332
Okay good. I'd still love her regardless.

I am free
t. nightshiftbud btw, not the other strange fellow who seems to be having a bit of an episode, was going to just post the above at first but then saw what's been posted since I last checked the thread and felt I should clarify

>>74145445
enjoy your sleep vampire

There's this anime called "shinsekai yori". It means:"from the new world". In the anime, there's some kind of syndrome called the "something appelbaum syndrome". The syndrome causes the imagination of certain especially powerful espers to leak out into reality, altering it. This has seemingly been happening to me. So, if my "schizophrenia" leaks out into reality, what does that mean and what does that make me?

>>74145521
It clearly means you are a god, anon
A god emerging from the mold
I beseech thee to have mercy upon us poor mortals and use thy powers for good

>>74145445
>Le episode
Not many episodes left, bud. You might wanna pay attention. Btw, just so you know, I have been suspicious of you for quite a bit. I'm watching.

>>74145467
Oh I most certainly will, thanks for the overnight company anon

>>74145608
Ogey
Luv you, goobnight <3

>>74145581
I did once see myself as a sleeping God, dreaming reality into being. I also had my mind go through itself and folding inside out. I also experienced death and awoke again in darkness. Crawling through my own garbage while I was still numb, until I reached for the light. Shortly after, my life started to change. I was reached out unto and could see for real.

>>74145666
Love you too. Sleep well. Nice number btw. Captcha: NGP0V

https://youtu.be/QcU_BeNXQp8?si=93Qe6zvz_dDnMGbU

New game: point of view
Aka: the cameraman.
Aka: a witness
Always razor sharp. That's why I'm being expected great things of.

God is great.

Go on. Call me schizophrenic again.

Please call me a schizo.

>>74146041
SM64 Lakitu, is that (You)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MueoYMvpn4

Are there a lot of vampirebuds that hang around here that should be going to bed? Such as myself?

>>74146408
I should be sleeping but I'm not. No good reason for me to be up at this hour.

>>74146279
>>74146379

>>74146627
Lmao

Gura stream today?

>>74146879
she's going to stream into my mouth, yes.

>>74145581
>Use thy powers for good
You know me. You should all be very relieved that it is to be me. I think you already know what I'd do with the power to burn and to unleash plagues. I'm gonna be really smug about it and have lots of fun.

S04XK4>>74147118
>power to burn and unleash plagues
I, too, wish to be a chaos champion of Nurgle
How do I acquire these powers for myself

>>74146561
You can just go to sleep. What are you afraid of?

>>74147280
Lying awake for hours cause I'm not tired yet.

>>74147238
That should be obvious to the ones that are supposed to obtain them.

>>74147280
nta but nightmares, nightmares that involve everyone in the world disappearing out of nowhere.

>>74147310
I understand. This is all very exciting.

>>74147443
I can relate. I lose my object permanence from time to time because of the shenanigans of a certain someone.

>>74147443
Tbh, that would break my heart.

>>74147443
Submit to me.

Have any of you screamed yourself awake? I've done it enough that I always got worried if anyone heard me after it. I think it's sleep paralysis, my first one was some real shit, it was your typical sleep paralysis demon that involved a shadowy faceless humanoid being slowly walking towards me. There's a lot of details to that nightmare that led up to that climatic moment but I'm actually tired and want to go to sleep now.
Goob night! Have nice shark dreams!

slow day today

>>74146561
Takeru create a cutest goob, i'm so glad

test

>>74150315
You are still ban

>>74140371
It's SEA PEOPLE aka indogs

Never knew they could get this big

>>74152491
long fatfuck

>>74151802
Slutty shark

my wife

power stance

>>74144778
Fags still use the darkweb when there's even more secure private alternatives?

Can anyone explain to me why girls being written like girls means you’ve never spoken to one or you only have surface knowledge? After watching gura for so long and a few other vtubers very briefly it seems even more nonsensical because outside of some weird quirks they act like the “stereotypical” girls

>>74155456
What even is a stereotypical girl?

a quarter of my yellow toenail just peeled off and if it keeps going it will get into the normal part, but I can't get all the split part off. This is very concerning. At least it doesn't hurt. Yet.

>>74120712
did gura just commit a war crime here?

>>74155951
dont forget to sanitize it chumbie, I just amputated someone's toe from an infection today, he neglects his wound

>>74155952
no

>>74156053
I put some rubbing alcohol and ointment on it. It's not like an open wound though so I dunno if it helped

>>74156144
that's enough

I just got another interesting sign. Bloodflame talons are great for invasions and there was a guy named "ieatclowns" and they died very quickly while waiting to try and ambush someone. Interesting. I also saw the number 69 twice. Btw, I've never seen a clown smoking, have you?

>>74155548
Sakura and Ino in the beginning of Naruto for example. People say they’re badly written or unrealistic because they’re just girls. They want to look nice, do girly things, have relationships, and hate on each other just normal girl things.
When I was in school most of the girls were like that and after watching hololive vtubers as well as small corpo whores I find that girls are still like that. On the opposite end a “well-written” female character are the ones from jjk (mid). Not even just in anime I see this with movies and tv shows to, it’s like the more stoic and manly a girl acts the better written they are considered. I don’t get it

>>74156324
I have 4 sisters. They all seem vastly different to me. My girlfriend seems unique to me too.

>>74156477
5 women who are vastly different all within close proximity to you would be a statistical anomaly. You’re either misunderstanding my point or you need to purchase a lottery ticket

I can see it in everything now. It's all just one big trailer for the end. It can only do so through black mirrors for now tho.

>>74156714
Your point is dumb if you think girls being different is an anomaly. Do you think that for guys too?

I'll leave you to it. I have more stuff to check out.

>>74156856
>All men have penises so yes they are the same
Now that I got the joke out of the way explain your reasoning because you’re obviously missing my point

>>74137764
God I wish that were me.

>>74156324
people being samey and boring isn't a gender thing

Goob morning retards

>>74157845
See you understood it and the crazy thing you probably didn’t read my original post. You just had common sense

>>74157967
Goob morning faggot

>>74158561
that's a sexy gura

every day, gura tends to the plants.

Are you a bumbachooey

Gura erotic dance WIP. Coming out May 1st
DM144 on Iwara.tv

I just want to rape these creatures is that too much to ask?

>>74159967
Ye

>>74130735
I've been playing wc3 customs.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>74159163
ye

>>74160437
ye

>she’s listening to youtube fart prank compilations

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

So now I'm being verbally attacked by demons in yt comments. They know who I am and where I'm watching. They're also extremely mad at me. How very exciting. Well, I suppose that if demons get mad at you, you're doing something right.

"how scorned loverboy feel now" is what it said. I don't feel scorned tho.

>>74158856
Lore Fauna would love Gura too then. Not sure if irl Fauna does any nature stuff.

>>74162875
>>74162993
least schizophrenic vt user

>>74155456
Libtardism is sort of like an anti-compass for truth. Someone once said that if two geologists were arguing over the properties of an obscure rock in Arkansas, libtards would somehow all intuit the wrong position. It's the same with "media literacy"—a recent permutation of libtardism—if a girl in a story acts like a girl, she is written incorrectly, as she is too close to women in truth/reality.

>>74163439
>polschizo
>speaking of truth
you're no different, just living in different echo chambers

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>74163703
No and he is correct while women don't completely act like interchangeable automatons certain aspects of feminity exude from the average female which cannot be replicated by men. In turn the same applies to men and the unrepeatability by women. STOOPID!

>>74162030
those ones where the prank porch pirates/LA car thieves are funny

>>74164048
C’mere you

>>74164026
whatever dude, you sound gay

Goob afternoon, smartie pants.

>>74164615
Hewwo mister

>>74163411
Why thank you for noticing.

>>74164377
No u

>>74159967
you can have the other 2, but don't touch Gura or I'll chop you in half.

>>74164888
Stand mighty as you want, one day Ryonabud will rue the day and defile your precious wife. Muhahaha.

>>74160437
I'm Guramama's favorite chumbabooey!

I’m literally just like Guts and Ryan Gosling combined.

>>74165184
Ryan Gutsling fr

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>74165272
>*Li touchí*

The adversary moves slowly and my prayers move fast.

>>74165229

>>74165108
nvm then

>>74165527
>BLARGHH
..Curse you Gutsbud..one of these days..I will..
>*bleh*

>>74165762
They're already bearing a curse mark tho.

>>74166181
“Curse you” is just something you’re supposed to say after someone kills you. It’s not a literal curse, it’s just about being polite and formal

I give you permission to spank me.

last post getto

>>74167032

>>74167049

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.