/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We're so back

i missed fauna and /uuu/ and (You)

Same OP as /#/....

>>74391324
It's not, the filename is different.

>>74391324

>stream at 11 pm the one day I said I’d cover a 6am shift

God hates me and doesn’t want me to watch fauna. He knows I’d be too powerful with her asmr

Today is gonna be a good day

>not even a stream
What the fuck is her problem? I want to fix the menhera out of her, the puddle arc has gone for way too long.

Elves

squeeb

I'm sorry if you actually speak Elvish! I'm mostly speaking fantasy language gibberish~ Ear cleaning, ear massage, magic pipe cleaners, fluffy triggers, ear muffs, & more!

At least the VOD experience is no different from the live one.
See you another day, bros.

my sap ring (and rat tee) is shipping

fauna my beloved

The frame being up so early means she probably recorded this already. That's a good sign, hopefully she's feeling better.

>>74392497
didn't she want to do it around the middle of the night? if so i'm guessing she did it last night

Nice. ASMR to end the day with.

>>74391377
Should have been the elf art either way

I wish I could fall asleep while wearing my ultra high quality headphones without worrying about breaking them...

>>74392629
To avoid the bear vibrations

>>74393319
I've always wondered if people actually fall asleep with headphones on listening to ASMR.
I've tried but never managed to

>>74393642
Not to any of the ones with ear massage or whatever, but soft whispers and heartbeats for an extended period of time will knock my ass out. Lamy has some heartbeat ASMRs that can lull me into the deepest, most peaceful sleep.

>>74393642
I do when I'm high

saplings i'm worried that snail is not doing well

Is Snail dying? Fauna said he was already a decade old when she adopted him, what are the chances he’ll make it 2025?

whats wrong with snail? i dont have xitter and never will so i dont know what shes posting

>>74394054
>>74394188
Snail is fine you retards where the fuck is this even coming from? There's something big happening in Holo soon (mentioned by both Ollie and, somewhat, Gura) so she's probably stressed about that shit.

>>74394316
i havent been a gura member in months...

>>74394316
More than one thing can happen at a time

>>74393642
Ive been listening to and falling asleep to Fauna's asmr every night for almost a year now

Updated mega. I go play Hitman now.

>>74394480
There has literally been NOTHING to insinuate that something is going wrong with snail. He had DENTAL SURGERY, not fucking invasive surgery. You're doomposting for nothing.

>>74394316
Nothing's been announced but there are likely a bunch of events coming later in the year.
Far too many things it could be, so yeah speculating is pointless doomposting

>Fauna needed a week off to do stuff
>Mumei needs a week off next week to do hololive stuff

double fauna on the front page

>>74391127
i luv faunaaaaa xd

>>74394188
you misheard her, she said snail is 10 now. That is the age my cat died but most cats live till 15 or 16.

>>74394529
Based, as always. Enjoy your Hitman.

Wher micraft. .?

>>74391916
SCRAPE OFF ALL THE SKIN ON YOUR SKULL WITH A WIRE BRUSH

>>74395395
can you do it on my feet too? got lots of dead skin everywhere

Fauna!

My sunshine is an elf!

Nature Fauna!

>>74394529
based

>>74391867
One of them is green and a hobbit at heart

>>74395395
This is a good one, keep it up

Asmr at 4am for me
The things I do for this kirin. I'd grovel like a dog and lick her feet if she insisted.
I'm willing to prove my point, please fauna

>>74399772
The tummies are touching... uuuuuuu

What does elvish asmr even mean!

That wasnt very Kawaii Seiso of you, anon.

Biboo killed Kirin...

I live in the puddle

>>74404151
It's fine she has a final form

Threesome with fauna and mumei

How will Fauna react if Snail dies? Will she replace his emote?

>>74404896
who the fuck are you and why do you keep pushing this?

>>74405033
Ignore grasshoppers
my phone auto suggests grasshoppers when I type "ignore" now

100% confirmed true rrat: Fauna is celebrating Passover with her jewish 6'3 bodybuilder multi millionare jewish boyfriend and is only doing asmr now because her hyper religious arabic girlfriend finally consented to a hot and steamy threesome which fauna will soon stream to the world and it will be so sexy it'll end the war in gaza

so are the beegsmol plushies never coming back?

>>74406076
im hoping for a small sapling plush like biboo's pebble merch

I do not like the elves. They get pissed when I sell them goods in wooden bins.

>>74406067
>6'3 bodybuilder multi millionare jewish boyfriend
>hyper religious arabic girlfriend
both me

>>74406076
Seems pretty unlikely, unfortunately.

>>74406076
There's a very slight chance they get a rerun way later but don't count on it. Get the friends with u plushies in the meantime

any fellow geekjack babs get their friends with u mail yet?

>>74406076
I need another run on the MILF hat. Missed out on it.

How many other saplings /here/ have careers? I'm still trying to balance work , friend ships and hobbies and I'm just failing. I love Fauna, but I can't have my only free time being spent on watching her streams

>>74408774
Ordered mine with the birthday merch... probably going to take 6+ months

>>74394529
thanks Evan

>>74410634
pick 2

>>74411123
I hate this

>>74410634
I listen to streams at work and while gaming and I have a few very close friends, I manage just fine

>>74411358
Is everyone here but me working a software engineering adjacent job with work from home, tf? I'd be murdered for bringing Fauna into the office.

Whatever, i'm shitting up the thread I should just stop being poor and should've done better in high school and college

>>74411615
not a software egniggeer, but I have a job that allows me to keep one earbud in

Poll time: would Fauna be a good mother?

>>74412544
yeah probably

>>74410634
What counts as a career? I work part time in a shop if that means anything
Vtubers have become my whole fucking life. I'm not in a position where I'll be on the streets but ive realised ive made basically nothing since the start of this year. Bank account is more or less the same as then and its almost may. Its all I do

>>74410738
same here, we suffer
>>74410634
i'm trying to get a job but the market is so awful right now that part of me doesn't even want to bother tbqh

Deep voice sex

YES her actual voice is so good

>>74412544
no she would deny her child the flesh of the earth's creatures

>>74413605
?

>>74413675
Based infant killer

I'm Fauna's child btw

>>74412544
Yeah
to my children

Its 4am and I waited all night for this so from here I say goodnight /uuu/

bros... i haven't been studying elvish for long but i think she just called me a faggot

>>74413867

>>74413832

>>74413867
You misheard the n as an m, easy mistake
She called you a retard

Fauna and I said our wedding vows to each other in Elvish. Her idea.

My ears are going to be squeaky clean after this

>>74413867
Should have done your reps, you've had plenty of time

I called it long ago.
elFauna

fuckk yes, that did it

GUYS DONT LISTEN ITS A DEMON SUMMONING RITUAL SHES RECITING A CHANT THAT WILL SUMMON A SUCCUBUS TO DRAIN YOUR LIFE FORCE THEY ALREADY GOT ME DONT BECOME A VICTIM LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO TURN OFF THE STRE

>>74414396
lemme just crank up the volume then

>>74414396
as long as they drain my balls as well it's fine by me

this is so much fucking better after the recent LotR watchalong...

>>74414396

I think I've heard this spell chant before...

>>74414540
for best experience, play this in the background

Anyone knows what she's saying?

>>74414769
I'm retarded, I didn't paste the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw6BCAZqkaQ

>>74414821
Expressing her distain for minorities with vulgarity

>>74414821
it's a blue board anon, sorry

>>74414821
isn't it just an elvish translation of one of her old scripts? I remember her saying something along those lines

>>74413605
The british voice? Yeah she's great.

>>74414821
She wants to breed me with her futa cock

>>74414821
>he didnt learn elvish before the stream
ngmi sapling

I wish Fauna would move her ASMRs back to her former timeslot of 2 hours later than this. It was the perfect time for when I would actually want to go to sleep.

>>74414981
>>74413867

memes aside i really like this elf babble, reminds me of unintelligible whispers which is one of my favourite fauna triggers

>>74415017
Go fuck yourself that would be 6am for me
This is late enough as it is

>>74415017
Yeah, that would be ideal. She likes doing them late, so she might go back to that.

>>74415097
Yeah she does pull it off well. Doesn't sound chuuni.

>>74414981
I've seen the art, that's gonna be rough

>>74415158
Where the fuck do you live

>>74415017
respectfully disagree, at the current start time CST/EST actually have a chance to listen to it live while they go to sleep at a reasonable time

>2204: Nameless @ Reprint prohibited (Wacchoi W 149d-rMeK) 2024/04/25 (Thursday) 12:19:10.70 ID:iGzFGRS6
>I'm confident that I'll ejaculate this
kek

>>74415495
from the timezone, eurocuck

It's only 8PM, why am I getting sleepy? She's too powerful

>>74415495
Bongland :(
Usually I skip the asmr streams and be a vod watcher when its later

why the fuck is it so great that I dont know what shes saying...

>>74415670
horny japs...

>>74415802
you (presumably) don't speak Elvish and so instead of spending brainpower processing and understanding her words, you get to immerse yourself fully in the sounds
t. not a scientist

It must be sindarin or some established language she translated into, it sounds very consistent and a few words are repeating

Anyone else hoping for a twist ending with some Mordor speech thrown in?

I don't know how else to describe it besides a "metal ting" noise, but it happens usually when she presses in harder. I wish that noise was not there, I'm finding it very distracting.

>>74416322
ok but explain why this doesnt work when I cant understand SEA speak

I swear I can feel her breath on my ears whenever she breathes into the mic

>>74416330
It is sindarin

>>74416715
First asmr?

>>74416705
because it isn't Fauna doing the talking then

>>74416705
elvish sounds pleasant and SEAese doesn't

kino stream, feels great having asmr back
thanks for comfy thread, night /uuu/

saplings are we good

I'm going on a boat to the west now

Back to the puddle

I GOT A HEART
I GOT A FUCKING HEART
I FINALLY GOT SEEN BY HER IM SO HAPPY
I LOVE FAUNA SO MUCH

What is Fauna’s best ever ASMR?

>>74417934
That's way too subjective.

>>74417912
Me too bro. Feels glorious.

>>74417651
https://youtu.be/zfqoSzt69_k?t=2811
Never better

>>74417973
Try anyway.

>>74417912
first time?

Just saying her voice was really fucking hot in the ASMR, like more so than usual

>>74418113
I'm often tired and forget, and you have to get in asap to be noticed so its usually too late

>>74418090
My personal favorite is the cat ASMR. Fauna has done different kinds of ASMR; some are scary, some are sexy, and some are just very relaxing. It's a matter of preference really.

youtube lagging so bad

>>74417934
for me it's https://youtu.be/R52tdP-hRfU or https://youtu.be/wM_J4K2ZeBU
>>74418294
i thought it was just me, neal can suck a fat one

I’ll rephrase the question, what is your favorite Fauna ASMR?

>>74418392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD3WKMmqUAk

>>74418294
>>74418385
Close the chat or install hyperchat. That should fix it

>>74418392
I liked the frogs one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eissATf7ul4

>>74417934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKL5PR2F-w

>>74418463
i'll try hyperchat, thanks
>>74418392
>>74418385

>>74418392
What this anon said >>74418496 but also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DO_owLCOdA

>>74418603
Nice

>>74418635
You can try alongside HC or instead of
>>69371931
and
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/459335-youtube-livechat-emoji-fixes

>>74410634
im a casual sapling. I dont watch a lot of streams, but when she streams on a weekend, I can’t stop watching and it feels like i wasted the day away. it’s addicting.

>>74418794
fuck I love the idea of Fauna breastfeeding gura or biboo...

>>74418994
So does Fauna

>>74418994
https://litter.catbox.moe/nklqnm.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/bsoisf.png

>>74418994

>>74410634
Early today in global, it was revealed a suspiciously high number of Promise fans including saplings work for the military industrial complex

>>74419160
this is an unnatural thing... something not of this world....

>>74419160
GIWTWM

>>74419160
GIWTWM

>>74419299
Why does this Fauna hate saplings?

>>74419280
>the fate of the world relies on saplings not indiscriminately setting off the nukes out of grief when she hasn't streamed in 3 days
not sure how to feel about this

I MISS FAUNA

it's been awhile
good night /uuu/

>>74418994
A reminder that Biboo tried to flirt with Fauna but fumbled hard

>>74419560
night

>>74419465
>sapling tells AI military drone to find Fauna
>subgoal: survival
>subgoal: interfere with humans who may try to stop it
>saplings cause the AI apocalypse

>>74419401
Bratty gremlin fauna that needs correction

>>74419560
>>74419646
Good night /uuu/

>>74419560
Goodnight sapling. I'm listening to elfFauna again before I lay my head

I miss RAIN OF SNAAAAAAAIL

>>74419748
Tomorrow for sure.

>>74419694
youre gonna try to understand the elvish arent you you fucking autist

Goodnight /uuu/

all of these saplings going to bed early....
heh....
NOW is the time for Anuaf to shine
LETS SEE MORE ANUAF

>>74420491

>>74419682
>>74413926

The Elvish ASMR might be my new favorite ASMR. At first I thought it was my new headphones, but after listening to some other Fauna ASMRs, I think the audio quality in this one is legitimately much better than usual.

I'd fuck Ceres Fauna

>>74421171
[controversial opinion]

What will Fauna stream next?

>>74422471
Her pee in my mouth

>>74423630
That mouth? Me.

How was the ASMR?

>>74427644
It was good. I listened to it with The One Ring bgm playing in the background