/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74541559
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1779744168543133774
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 43
Collabs: 51
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 2
Members: 7

Nerissa's warm and sweaty armpits: Hairless edition

1k~ subs in two hours, naruhodo

>>74541708
Not going to feel bad for her at all if her original song has poor reception when she leads into it with this mediocre stream. If she doesn't like to sing they should seriously retcon her lore.

>>74541708
Isn't that counter not in real time?

>mediocre "stream"
>somehow that means she doesn't like singing

>>74541852
It's not a bad stream... It just not the thing to get lots of eyes on her. Zatsu is for people who's already invested, not really for attracting a new crowd.
>>74541920
No, she takes pics and put it there.

Yes, it's mediocre. Sorry you're so used to shit streams from her that anything that doesn't make you close the tab seems good in your eyes. For comparison the Kronii collab was much more lively and fun than this.

Sisters got no comprehension skills

Is it just me or this accent makes Nerissa sound hot af

southern belle rissa sexo

>>74542451
I'm just reminded of Luanne Platter

>>74541938
>never sings
>jailbirds think she doesn't like singing somehow

I feel like she took that one zatsu where 600k kind of just fell into her lap and thought "hey but what if I plan a few things this time! I'll get even more subs!"

>>74542606
Her 9 months since debut have shown she really doesn't like singing unless she's recording and anyone talking about saving her voice are coping hard.

>>74542663
Will she even hit the tier 1 goal???

I didn't even notice them switch to a southern accent.

Doesn't feel like Nerissa is going to reach her goal tonight.

>>74542725
Unless we're going to get flooded with orisongs and covers soon I doubt the recording thing. What's she recording so much, yet we don't see?

Bimborissa

where's the anon who wanted justin biboo
your wish has been granted

Now there's the Justin Biboo joke I was looking for

>>74543202
Pon

Biboo absolutely mogging Nerissa

>Can't tell you though teehee
She's the worst with this does it all the time. If you don't have anything to say don't say it!

>Pizza in the airfryer
WAIT I DO THAT TOO? I THOUGHT IT WAS A LONELY MEN THING?

>>74543697
one of the most annoying things vtubers do in general

her collabs are mid

I wanted mounstrous and strong Rissa...

>>74543950
ur mid lol

pizzabirds, it's our time

GOOGLE SURVEY ANON WYA

The sisters have been raiding the usual threads.

Jailbros, we need to talk. Rissa did 2k~ish in 3 hours. Based on this we will br around 666k. WE NEED TO GET THAT 667K FOR THE HOLO SONG COVER

I like pepperoni and jalapeno pizzas. Pineapple is not to my taste though.

RIZZA PIZZA!!!!

>>74544606
she'll do it anyway

Pineapple and Jalapeno is pretty good if the toppings are high quality. Canned Pineapple and Jalapeno are dogshit while fresh Pineapple and Jalapeno are amazing.

not bad

Jailbros. It's 4am. I have a pizza ready to put in the airfryer, i'm not super hungry but it's a dinner date with my wife. What should i do?

Did she ever say what pizza place she got it from? It ain't Domino's going off the box.

Aw man, i wanted her to have my chicken sausage ranch pitzza

>>74544606
Look, if she decides to sing some royalty free songs or chorus songs, she's golden.

Did she order from Papa johns?

>>74544756
you eata da pizza with da rizza

>>74544854
Papa John's, it looks like?

my favorite segment today

>>74544854
I think she said she prefers papa johns

>>74544940
the cheese texture looks similar to papa J

I wanted alfredo no cheese pineapple olive and black olive

>>74544605
The smile on that waitress..

>>74545049
She mentioned something about pepperoncini's with her pizza and papa johns is like the only chain I know that gives you some with pizzas unless they jewed out and stopped that.

>>74545102
oh that's vile. Good choice

Doesn't eating put her in a good mood why is she swearing so much suddenly

>>74544940
>>74544963
>>74545049
She hates Papa J-
>Ferulian slip
oh KEK

>>74544963(me)
I knew it.

>>74544943
I guessa i will'e eata da pizza with da Rissa. I got a puffy pizza with mozzerella and amsterdam cheese, with fresh home-made tomato sauce topped with pepperocinis, salami and peppers

You have to find a good local place. Once you do, the chains cant compete

i did alfredo with olives, spicy italian sausage, and spinach. peak pizza

I don't remember the last time I had chain pizza. Local places are just 10x better in my part of the midwest

>>74545533
>>74545598
In the Netherlands all local pizza places are Turkish

Costco food in general is fucking based.
Its like twice as good as any fast food place and its cheaper.

>Rissa doesn't want to be glazed with juices
Is my ope bukkake dream dead?

I saw some chatter mention Lil Ceasars, I decided to re-order after a 6 month break due to lack of staff and having to wait 1.5 hours to pick my food up. Today it was late by 15 mins, the presentation was complete shit, and my mom just told me the shitty thinned out slices ended up being sourdough. It was good back in the day but now its shit.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

>ripping open the pepperoncininow
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FROM THE START, YOU DRIP THE VINEGAR FROM THE PEPPERONCINI OVER THE ENTIRE PIZZA TO BEGIN WITH WHY DOES NO ON UNDERSTAND THIS?

>>74545794
They have recently increased their hot dog prices since the original CFO left

>>74545819
Is yours a franchise or a normal chain? Cause I love Little Caesar's more than I'd like to admit and I've been to lots of places and it's all tasted the same.

>>74545986
It actually hasn't increased, that photo is an edit and you can kind of see how the 2 in that photo is off too.

Pizza hour is a little weak imo

Is that poop on the pizza

>Rissa feels bad about wasting food
My Christian wife is such a virtious lady

Why would sausage pizza go to waste?
>disturbed by grease from meat
NERISSA THAT'S FAT, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD.

None pizza with left beef is iconic. FINISH THE PIZZA, RISSA

Nerissa licking ice cream directly in my ear....

>>74545986
>>74546181
Imagine not having a working knowledge of typography and sanserif typefaces...

Even Kiara knows not to use brb screens because everyone leaves

She would have reached the top goal by now had she done a karaoke, wouldnt she...?

>>74546242
It's good enough. I'm happy that she's finally on the Rissa Pizza train

>>74546059
Pretty sure its a franchise. And I dont blame you at all if you enjoy your location, cause I enjoyed mine up until Oct/Nov 2023. I went there to order some pizza to give codes to my friend for COD MW3 which LOL, LMAO and I got so pissed about it that I switched to my local Papa J, spending 14$ total for a large cheese and garlic breadstics, using promo codes that still havent expired (i get a 1 large topping pizza for 7 bucks)

>>74546340
I cannot stand people who go
>eww, grease!

i wish nerissa would do a joi asmr so bad. she could even be implicit with it but just like give me stuff to jerk off to mommy

Winded on the stairs should have whipped out the walking pad for an hour

>>74546510
I kneel

Y'all bout to rub one off huh?

>>74546628
>Y'all

>>74546628
ope, ya got me!

Rissa's lactose-intolerant cheese brapps (trying to see if i can summon brapanon at any hour).

>>74546491
Same. People have been conditioned into thinking fat is by default bad. Those same people would smear butter onto their bagel or throw some cheese onto their burger with zero hesitation, it's ridiculous.

If you have any friends not sub tell them to do so we can at least try to hit 665k since 669k is out of reach.

She's not making it bros, like it won't be even close. Not that failing is a bad thing, she wouldn't be the first or the last holo to fail an endurance stream, I just hope she doesn't take it bad.

>>74546846
Friends who'd be interested in it already subbed, I did what I could.

Hasn't she done public ASMR mic already

It's a hypeless stream desu, and the announcement is too far in that most people would have checked out anyway. It's a good and comfy stream in itself but at the wrong time

>>74546959
Not that I remember.

>>74546901
She's just using it as an excuse to what she was going to do anyway: announce the release of the promised orisong. This is just for hype, which is working more or less, at least for me

>>74546510
holy shit she's actually doing it

Popped a stiffy, you win jailbirds I'll subscribe to your coomer queen.

Yes, this is good. She should do more eating asmr.

>lost 600 viewers in 5 minutes
This was not the correct occasion to bring out the ASMR for the masses

All those saying that she wont reach it do realize that she did not get any raid or redirect, she is the only one streaming so also no shout out or anything, not using the vertical stream for more reach, not doing karaoke. Yet she has had 9-10k CCV throughout the whole stream and still she got 2k subs in 3 hours. I think it's not bad actually

she knows exactly what she's doing and I love her for it

>>74547224
My cock disagrees

>>74547224
Eating on stream is a love it or hate it thing for people
I understand if you took me to a Jap noodle shop I would need noise cancelling headphones

>>74547278
I didn't say it here, but they say it exactly for the reasons you list plus she didn't tried anything that really pull the people in. A karaoke in these circumstances would've been excellent.

Aradiabeggars....

>>74547224
i love asmr but cannot stand eating, i muted during the pizza too but this is next level, will tune in later

>>74547461
weak

>>74547278
The sad part is with a better battle plan, she could have made it to 669k. Especially since she was willing to dedicate 6 full hours to this. Hell, with a perfect plan she could have done it even without singing.

>>74547405
I agree but the fact that she doesnt and still does well, not as strong as with karaoke, is also somewhat impressive too. With karaoke she would have made it already, i admit but I am a loyal Jailbird and i stay positive

Turtle beach headset; i'm literally the closest to Rissa right now.

I just hope she doesn't regret being lewd in the future, that it comes from a place of genuine horny and not pushing herself to do something she doesn't like for the sake of clout, because when it's the latter they always end up regretting it and growing resentment towards their fanbase

I'm such a woman loving fag that I've pavlov'd myself into enjoying anything as long as it's a cute girl doing it.

>>74547092
Yeah, I doubt she is gonna panic over it. Lots of people said it was only her mom that got them to sub, but she steadily kept gaining subs. Or that Aradia is the only one that makes them stay and Aradia is still very much a rare treat and not the constant people tried to meme her as. Honestly, quite a few have tried their best to make her seem much worse than things are. She is awkward at times, but that is her personality to be a silly disorganized dork.

>>74547622
I don't think she'll regret it but she's 100% doing it to get more people in, and not cause she specially wanted it.

Yeah that last bit before she finished and threw out the wrapper got me
>>74547461
She's done btw just fucking around with the 3dio now

>>74547634
It's cute how pon she is. Especially with how much she still messes up timezones

>>74547448
Yeah i want her split tongue on my dick but Nerissa comes first!

>>74547630
Are you implying it's a bad thing? I fail to see how that's a bad thing. Feel like it's more an inherit instinct in us all.

>>74547689
Shouldve played minecraft endurance

>>74547830
Minecraft doesn't work for her, sadly.

And to be fair jailbros. I really respect her commitment today. She is trying her best. Maybe it is that she wants to be seen as multi talented rather than just "angelic voice" that she opted not to Karaoke

She should just stop aiming for milestones, like how hard is if for them to understand that Hololive simply isn't all that popular anymore, like being part of Hololive is not a pull anymore

>>74547935
She doesn't sing much and she's not really known for that. She's mostly just known for coomer shit and her family.

>more ASMR tomorrow
oh shit nice

Rissa, there's two more hours

>>74547967
>being part of hololive is not a pull anymore
>9k ccv and 600k subs
Are you smoking crack behind a mcdonalds or whats happenin here

>>74547899
MC ASMR stream so she can't panic

>>74547935
I also respect her for trying, it's not easy to aim for milestones, specially with the fear of failing. But I think she could do things smarter.

wtf i tuned back in and now it's ASMR?
it worked i subbed

>>74548135
She's only going to lose viewership from here on out, may as well drop her announcement. She had no one else streaming over he and only more and more streams are starting.

>>74547590
>gamer shit
Bitch, I'm using studio-grade mixing headpones right now

>reading
she's going to torture herself

>>74548156
that was bait anon. dont worry, i too am tempted to correct retardation

>>74548212
audiophile-chama...

>>74547994
>she's not really known for that
Please. She has a short about her music with over a million views and a cover that's still gaining views faster than any cover in EN

>>74548243
my bad, sometimes its hard to differentiate natural retardation from the manufactured kind

>>74541559
>500 ARS
>57 cents

lol lmao

>>74547994
Look at this sister seething

>>74548212
>studio-grade mixing headpones
anon nobody is impressed with your MDR7506's

So what kind of asmr do members get?

Rissa... No one cares if it's unarchived cause karaoke are kino... And you could always try japanese songs, it's not like anyone expects a natural japanese person to be singing.

>>74548471
>Sony
Nah, Senheiser. Open-Back's. Can't be bothered to find the model number.

rissa-chama... there's no raven emoji...

>>74548630
There are several if you're a member

>>74548554
she talks, you know

>>74548620
>openback sennys
if your dog ass is showing off the fucking 600s which are the most basic ass shits as studio-grade you deserve to be drawn and quartered.

EmoRissa...

CINEMA

>endurance to 669
>is only at 664
she's going to be there for a day

Where's the "she can't read" simps now?

Lenorissa my beloved...

>>74549066
she's literally dyslexic

>>74547622
She herself likes lewd things, she is a genuine Marine fan who upfront says she likes her because she likes how she is so real and honest with her lewdness. Most women think guys are just all wolves, that is true, but the fact is its all perspective with the sexes, both are appreciably lewd sometimes. For Rissa, its always likely a thing about performing since she is an anxious person, but she overshares her lewdness, and is always being very chuuni about the stuff she likes outright forgetting she is moaning sometimes. You ever have a friend who has those verbal and auditory tics? Girl has those in spades and I can say its not just an act.

Once she is able to fully get over her internal anxiousness, she'll be tops. She feels like a genuinely diamond in the rough.

>>74549142
She reads all day, every day. Discord, X, etc. She doesn't read because she's got social media brainrot, not because she can't or she's "dyslexic"

https://www.ibiblio.org/ebooks/Poe/Tell-Tale_Heart.pdf

>>74549282
Dyslexia can manifest in multiple types. Grammar, reading, spelling, etc. Just because you have one type of dyslexia doesnt mean you have all types.

Rissa, oh Rissa, your diction is superb, a woman after my own heart

>>74549531
It's gonna end under the floor...

If it hadn't been for edgar allen poe I'd been married long time 'go
where did you come from where did you go where did you come from edgar allen poe

Needs to commit, just dipping her toes into ASMR every now and again won't do her any favors

>>74549714
She only got the ASMR mic since December

>>74549282
No, she definitely shows signs of it in the way she reads some things. Reading disabilities don't mean you can't read, its that processing what you're reading is difficult at times.

How cooked is Nerissa in terms of reaching her goal?

wait is she reading the tell tale heart

>>74549920
Never had a chance to begin with, and now her announcement will be on the dead part of the stream, it should have been way earlier

>>74550080
Yeah

>>74549920
First goal is given. Less then 500 away, second goal, very unlikely. 3rd goal impossible

Will she make it tonight?

Fuck, she's so good at voice acting. I'm in tears

i wish she didn't call it an endurance stream, just call it a celebration stream for her new song. it just feels sad like this

Graduated by 2026, she's not making the numbers needed to make vtub a long time gig.

I wish she would read to us more. Damn her intellectual disabilities and shit attention span!

Damn, my wife is so goo at this. You can clearly see that she is theatre kid

>>74550250
It's looking grim... And grave.

>>74550180
i love this one, had to get up so I missed the start rip

Funny since Azki is aiming for a even bigger goal with an even bigger subgap, but she will make it.

>>74550317
>empire update
>nothing for volkmar
Ghorst is laughing at you

>>74550452
She got 1k subs in 20 minutes... Why couldn't Nerissa just do karaoke....

>>74550250
>Haunter used CURSE

>>74550552
Because she doesn't like it

Tuned out I'll admit but I enjoyed the reading.
Pro tip make sure you treasure the artsy girl if you ever find her. Yeah you'll be framing dandelions or something but it's way better than a bud light scented bitch that nags you all the time.

>>74550552
She wants to show she is multi-talented but doing everything but singing

all this time and only 118 subs oooooh I'm in pain for her

lmaoing @ (you)

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1784045463429370078
Oh she did see her son

Should I just bite the bullet and buy subs for Rissa? or would it be too obvious

>>74550820
Do it if you're rich

Just do a vertical karaoke for an hour or two and raid into this stream, would have been that simple. The "I couldn't archive it" is just an excuse. If she didn't hate karaoke to the point where she has to spend a whole month psyching herself up to do it and just sang for the fun of it like others this would have been easy.

>Hornless Rissa

>>74550820
Don't do it. You already mentioned, she'll know.

>>74550696
Should be a learning experience. Or not and turn into kiara.

>>74550820
Get us the cover song. Although it's obv something she was going to do anyway, at least we'll have a better idea of what she's working on

this's a really fun stream for a fan, but I don't get how this was supposed to pull in new subs. especially with a stream title like that

If Mumei were here she would be doing a karaoke

>>74550910
Quit bitching. At least she's not half-assing this stream and it's fun

>>74551076
Yeah that's what I said. It's a really great stream for fans, I love it.

Ah fuck her retarded stubbornness is showing

Karaoke beggars btfo'd. She's stubborn and obstinate so the more you ask less she will want to do it

>>74550525
It's OK I'm more of a Dwarf player anyway.

>>74550696
>>74550929
When I saw her current subs (THEY'RE FOLLOWS BY THE WAY, I HATE TWITCH BUT THEY'RE FOLLOWS ON TWITCH, TWITTER, KICK, RUMBLE, FUCKING EVERYWHERE ELSE, SUBSRCRIPTION AS A TERM IMPLIES PAYMENT, "MEMBERSHIP" IS RETARDED) was at like 661k and saw she was going for 669 I knew there was so fucking chance immediately. It would have to have been a big fucking event stream to pull that level of new FOLLOWS. That's 8000 people finding her and following that either never knew who she was before or did and never followed her for their own reasons but did now out of pity/for the sake of solely her reaching her goal (aka potentially unfollowing later for the same reason they didn't follow to begin with).

The only part of this that's her "fault" of sorts for not reaching it is the hubris to think it was a reasonable goal in the span of a few hours to begin with. It's not that realistic even for someone bigger and more bombastic, it doesn't even really reflect on her as a content creator.

Imagine having this voice and not singing for an occasion…

She's retarded but choir Nerissa was my favorite part of the last karaoke

>>74551307
they're subs, youtube came before all that shit
members are the paid option

Nerissa should graduate bc bad numbers also she hates her fans
Now that we got that out of the way Wissa has been fun this stream

>>74551269
Yeah, hope she has fun duking it out in the four way battle for least popular EN Holo with Bae Kiara and Shiori. That will show the beggars who's boss.

>Cover flopped
>Subathon flopped
>Channel is in the process of flopping
I think it's safe to say now that this charade has been dragged out that Nerissa was not a good fit for Hololive. She's a sweet girl, but she clearly doesn't have what it takes to be a Mori.

>>74551407
Don't give a fuck if youtube was first, it wasn't first for livestreaming (I fucking hate Twitch btw, I want their main office to burn down with their employees trapped inside because there are heavy chains on all the exits), justin.tv or whatever else did that and it's literally follows everywhere else. EVERYWHERE else.

>>74551322
This is just Sana's "I DON'T WANT TO DRAW" shit again, at least unlike Sana she doesn't have another job to fall back on, so she's less likely to graduate.

Holo has ONE gimmick that makes them stand out and for no fucking reason they chose not to do it

>>74551549
She's in her Mori 1.5-3.0 phase, one of those just be patient

>In the dim glow of his computer screen, amidst the chaos of the digital realm, there lived a tale of obsession and resentment. It is the tale of a young man, an outcast in the realm of cyberspace, haunted by his disdain for the moderators of 4chan, the infamous "jannies" who rule with an iron fist and a heart of stone.

>As he navigates the labyrinthine threads of the internet, seeking solace in the soothing voice of his favorite VTuber, Nerissa Ravencroft, the "demon of sound," he is met with obstacles at every turn. The jannies, with their arbitrary rules and heavy-handed censorship, stand between him and his beloved oshi, casting shadows over his precious moments of escape.

>Oh, how he seethes with rage! Their mocking laughter echoes in his ears, their digital brooms sweeping away his hopes and dreams with callous indifference. They do it for free, they say, but to him, their actions are a mockery of his very existence, a cruel reminder of his own powerlessness in the face of their tyranny.

>But the young man is not one to be deterred. In the depths of his despair, a plan begins to form—a plan to rid himself of these virtual oppressors once and for all. With each click of the mouse, each stroke of the keyboard, he edges closer to his goal, fueled by a burning desire for justice and revenge.

>And so, dear reader, beware the tale of the Tell-Tale Jannie, for in the tangled web of cyberspace, madness lurks just beyond the screen, waiting to be unleashed upon the unsuspecting world.

-ChatGPT

Are we being raided by sister again?

>>74551435
Still more popular than any girl on NijiEn tho

>>74551307
Ask me how I know you've never "subscribed" to a paper newsletter, zoomzoom

>>74551707
they're just making it retardedly obvious

>>74551554
if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?

>>74551629
>mori 3.0
>we're currently on mori 16
damn that's a long haul ahead

>>74551707
Yes, something must have happened to Niji or whatever shitass oshi they have

>>74551290
THOOONDERBARGE will be fun to use at the very least

>>74551796
I'm in my 30s and have never done that, but when I think of paper subscriptions I think of a paid subscription for a newspaper first and foremost, not a free newsletter talking about the hottest gay gloryholes (like you're surely subscribed to).

>>74551884
These things take time.

MORTIS

>>74551549
it was good too, such a shame

Had the stream muted and checked in on it and took this screenshot and it looks very very grim just going by this.

this is a humiliation ritual

>>74552026
She saw your pathetic genitals gomen

>>74552026
That's the point

>>74551629
she doesn't have the work ethic of Mori

ASMR was a surprise what is she doing for the rest of the last hour after the announcement

It's nerissover

Her stream is so pathetic

Jailbirds...

Did she say if she is having any more guests?

>>74551900
>something must have happened to Niji or whatever shitass oshi they have
Massive niji flops recently, they have no more chance of reaching Rissa's level now than they ever had of reaching Gura's.

This would have made for 3 kino members' streams

>>74552141
Easy shit for Mori, she was handed everything needed to succeed, ENvtubing is pretty fucking dead. It's easier to stay motivated when everything is going your way meanwhile Advent (except Fuwamoco) have been handed L after L

>>74552186
Whistling and crying to dmca free moonlight sonata, while dressed as a nun

It's Nijis fault she hates karaoke and only does a bunch of half assed two hour streams

>>74552434
>FWMC
Yeah, you don't know anything about advent clearly

"The twitter user that made the wet cat allegation doesn't actually watch her streams"

They literally need (masculine) male managers. Not gonna happen ofc .

This is just turning into a poetry stream. Kino

Marry Biboo, sex slave Nerissa, kiss Shiori

>>74553026
Marry Nerissa, kiss Biboo, sex Shiori

200~ish till first goal reached

>>74553170
grim

Why didnt she read the raven too

>>74553026
Sex Nerissa, sex Biboo, sex Shiori.

Graduate
Graduate
Graduate
Graduate
Graduate

Jailbros, technically, she said she wanted to reach 669k by the end of the month, but the month ends Tuesday. Soooooo..... she could technically still reach it before May

Not gonna lie I'm gonna have to tune out. I can't deal with cringe, and seeing her fail to her hit sub goal by an amount MORE than the subs she got this stream is just flat out embarrassing. Honestly kind of ashamed she's my oshu right now.

It's gonna be an original song, the question is, 1 song, or 1 LP?

>>74553412

>>74551269
>She's a woman
Wait really?!

>>74553412
It is better to aim high and fail high but still sufficiently successfull than aim low and remain low. That is why she is in Holo, and you arent sister

>>74553472
It's the one song she announced a few months ago. I would hope she has an album coming sooner than later considering all the "recording" she's supposedly been doing with nothing to show for it as yet

Sisters seething, love to see it. You get nothing, cunts

>>74553412
So true sister!

Ideally this would be a moment of self reflection and improvement guided by her seniors and superiors. But this is Hololive, so her manager is going to tell her to get into an FPS tournament or some bullshit while her senpai are just as lost and aimless as her because the only people who know their shit are like 5 girls tops, and they already have to deal with like 15 others girls each who don't know what to do

>>74553412
I WILL SAVE YOUR EGGS SISTER

>>74553412
hehe you typed oshi wrong

>endurance
>no singing
She did it to herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4TdJ2cR4I

THERE IS MORE THAN JUST THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

I'm getting ready to leave immediately after the announcement

SEEEEEEEEEEEX

seeex

>She has mroe to say after the announcement
>She's muted

SEXOOOOO

>>74553764
>HoloJP
I hope you understand they're the only Hololive branch that's functional and not actively reclining.

Pon level: 150%

Read chat muted dummy

>>74553542
Azki got more subs in 45 minutes than she did in 6 hours. There's a difference between failing and utterly bombing, and I'm afraid Nerissa's stream is the latter category. I tried to warn her against the collabs with Zentranny and Ironmouse, but she stubbornly did them anyway. The damage is done, and it looks the greater Hololive community doesn't want anything to do with her, hence her getting sub 2k subs in 6 hours.

>>74553764
>all those gifted subs
hoo baby

TOMORROW but TODAY

https://cover.lnk.to/SAYMYNAME
https://cover.lnk.to/SAYMYNAME
https://cover.lnk.to/SAYMYNAME

How fucking stupid is she? Do a fucking karaoke and raid into it. Jesus christ.

fake endurance stream?

>>74553951
if it works

>>74553976
I've had this link for 3 days kek

https://youtu.be/x_fkTc7Hlp0

HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>74550452
Vtubing isnt dead in Japan

F YESSSSSSSSSSSS TONIGHT IT'S TONIGHT THE ORISONG OF PROMISE

She couldn't have released this in a worse way. Guerilla song release?

>It was delayed
Explains a lot. ALSO JAILBROS ANALYZE???

So member get a thank you background and we still get the song!!!

>>74554089
Vtubing isnt dead in the west either, HoloEN is dead, the rest of the scene is doing alright

>>74554195
>yunarun
a fucking /here/ artist WAYYY back in the /jp/ days
she did early art for Kiara's Cover MVs

If this orisong flops, it's probably over for Nerissa.
>Lowest CCV in Advent
>Lowest non music VOD views
>Audience numbers still reclining
If this doesn't hit 5mil in a month, her dreams of being a successful Holo musician are basically dead. Here's hoping she gets more of a turn out than she did for the endurance stream today...

>>74554283
You did you best, Nerissa. Don't be sad after tonight.

>>74552434
Not really L after L, its that people are very set in who they like at this point and the nerdy audience are getting older, which makes it even more likely they are set in the ways. Just like how ReGloss has had to scratch themselves together despite being quite the characters themselves, and being banger artists, its just difficult after a golden time ends.

>>74554183
Let me just a do a 6 hour long BOMB-ATHON before introducing my long delayed orisong MV that was teased so long ago it was all but forgotten.

>>74554318
This is not BizzaroVt

>>74554195
you will be hearing a male voice

>>74554046

>>74554358
covid really was amazing for myth and council, but being introduced past the peak fucking sucks for the girls unfortunately

>>74554195
It's all people who have worked with Hololive previously, mostly EN and ID originals . Feels like she saw a bunch of orisongs and picked up the parts she liked about them and the sourced the people who worked on it, so a fitting production team for an orisong from a Holofan

But yeah, they're vtuber people, nothing weird or out of left filed like others sometimes pull

https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/74284735/#74285045

>>74554534
She leaked it confirmed kek

Get rid of your shit manager and stop taking advice from your 2view friends. They're nobodies for a reason. How hard is it to just watch how other Holos do things and emulate that?

>>74554340
You were almost convincing but saying 5mil in a month made your whole post ridiculous.

SHE WROTE THE LYRICS HERSELF TOO

It's painful knowing this is gonna flop baka

Raiders working overtime today kek

Is Rissa En Kanatan?

>>74554358
ReGloss was a management fluke, people didn't give them a chance because most of Cover's "original" projects have been from bad to widely disliked "HLZNT" and it didn't follow the pattern previously associated with new gen debuts from 4-X, and top of other shit that didn't do them any favors.
Willing to bet anything that if GEN7 follows the previous Gens formula they would be just as successful

>>74554760
Kanata is popular

Just got back, she's release her original? now?

>>74554860
In about 50 mins

>>74554860
Yeah she has no idea how to do any of this and thinks a guerilla release is good somehow

>>74554860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0
yep, now get the fuck in HERE

>>74554860
40ish minutes

Nerissa Ravencroft definitively owes owes me sex after tonight. No question.

>>74546836
there's a big difference between cheese, butter, olive oil, or tallow and the gutter vegetable oil they put in your domino's pizza

>>74554823
This is not 2021 anon, Kanata is second to last in her Gen, got completely overshadowed by fucking Towa of all people. Kanata just has legacy subs from the KanaCoco days and Daughterwife brainwashed simps that keep her floating

Insider here, the song is kino as fuck

>>74554860
her manager should be fired.

>>74554996
You're full of shit but the song is gonna be kino.

>>74554996
it's my wife, of course it's good

Friendly reminder to re-listen to the song after the MV's done, yt encode is ass and compresses the audio

THERE ISSA LOT OF STUFF STILL COOKING. JAILBROS THE ALBUM IS COMING

>>74554908
>>74554926
>>74554919
>>74554931
ah geez, good thing I got back in time. I'm sure I'll love the song, but I will say it is pretty dumb she didn't karaoke into it. Though, I'm complaining to the void here.

>>74554523
>she saw a bunch of orisongs and picked up the parts she liked about them and the sourced the people who worked on it, so a fitting production team for an orisong from a Holofan

Should have been obvious when she raised the batsignal for mixers and other musical artists. She helped Fuwamoco on their cover before, she is a sweet girl I'm sure people harkened to the call.

>Saeymai-Naem
So it in Indonesian or something? I thought she was an en singer.

It's gonna be full of sex

>>74555347
Yeah, with me.

>>74554573
Who is she supposed to emulate lmao, literally no one knows that they're doing. The only ones who are successful are because of luck and nothing more, you could work you ass of and get nothing, Azki had over 40 orisongs, 4 redesigns and 3 concerts before she even began to make it work. Suisei got lucky, Mori got lucky, Gura got lucky, Marine got lucky, Subaru got lucky.
It doesn't matter how many algorithm baiting shorts you make (Shiori) , it doesn't matter how much music you put out (Flare) , it doesn't matter how much you sing or how good you are at it (Kanade). If Luck isn't on your side, talent and effort don't mean shit

>>74555395
I'm happy for you

Oh shit she's pulling a fuwamococ

SHES BECOMING JAPANESE AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74555428
>Suisei got lucky, Mori got lucky, Gura got lucky, Marine got lucky, Subaru got lucky.
This post is so fucking laughable

first goal reached

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHKNP3sN_P4
>in things like Beetlejuice

My wife is so cute today. Her japanese attempt is adorable

Look at all the sisters seething in catalog about Risser

I haven't watched Rissa in about a week because I've been super busy with irl stuff, I bet Rissa's orisong is going to be so fucking kino.

IT'S IN ENGLISH LFGGGG

Thank God Rissa will never be JP kek

>>74555428
Marine and Gura have entertaining personalities, I say that counts too

>English
She already talked about it but STILL BAAASED
Plenty of other ENs have yet to make their own orig EN song too

>>74555737
Everyone he listed aside from Gura has amazing work ethic to go alongside their talent. And Gura is just a natural amazing entertainer. Hard to take him seriously when he said they got lucky.

Smelly and naked Aradia

Aradia is stinky rn but my wife is wearing a cute dress it seems

There's still time to throw up on stream make it an ASMR first

Told you she's fucking stressed

Then do a karaoke you dumb bitch. You could have raided 15k or more viewers into it.

>>74555835
I wanna scrub down my sexy sister-in-law

>>74554982
You dumb motherfucker, that grease is the oil that separates from the cheese under high heat

>only 5 hours
some "endurance" stream

Pretty stupid to frame it as you're forced to guerilla release it and this stream was to "trick" people into coming to the release. Unironically less people are going to watch the premiere than if she had announced the release days in advance and done a karaoke on releaee day.

>>74555428
It also stands to reason that all those people who got explosive popularity got their own brand of imposter syndrome. Marine still gets depressed about her game and still is anxious about her art despite seeing her PPO streams and knowing she is awesome.

Also, she is definitely getting 666k after this, which is pretty topical anyway.

I didn't notice cuz I watch on 480p anyway

Honestly, I had fun. It was a unique thing to try and she had some fun out of it, even if she was stressed before hand. Plus it leads into a new orisong, I'm pretty happy about it

>Out on a friday night
Brorissa gets more ass than his sister...

Brorissa is definitely on the spectrum.

Aradia is watching porn in the shower

>>74556261
I actually really enjoyed it. The nun part at the start and the poe stuff was great

>>74556261
anon already had a good take on it >>74551076

>>74556261
yeah the sucks for getting new viewers but it was really fun. I get that nerissa is a numberfag but I think she'd be happier just trying to appease her stronger fans. she'd probably grow more in the long run too

We're eating good tonight Jailbirds! Gather round the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0

I live in west virginia and pepperoni rolls are pretty popular where I live to the sausage bread pizza doesn't sound that weird.

>>74556433
SERVE ME A DOUBLE NON NON BIYORI ANON

I left for 15 minutes and she gained 2 subs. Graduate for the love of god. Aint even a live counter either

>>74556427
She has backwards ideas about a lot of things. The one time she comes up with a great idea for member content is when she is thinking up new viewer content.

It always surprises me how some people can't whistle....

>>74556582
She can't whistle but she can do that thing.

>>74556353
Pretty sure the ENTIRE family is on the spectrum, all of them sound at least a little off. But maybe that's just what growing up in the south does to you.

>>74556582
It's difficult, okay

>>74556526
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND HATE WATCH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cry harder sister I'll be sure to jerk off extra hard with your tears tonight while streaming Say My Name tonight

>>74556582
"you just put your lips together, and blow"

>>74556642
Vaccines cause autism

based

Holy autism, I need to mix her genes with mine

>>74556712
This is literally what the person who taught me how to whistle told me...

STEAMED HAMS

>>74556724
If anything, out off all the US Holos, I'd say Rissa is probably the one most likely not be vaccinated

i hope her new member bg is like the barefoot one but it's barechested this time

I'm not gonna lie bros
I'm watching the space ghost stream until the music video.

I wanna steam Rissa's hams

>>74556842
MOLTAR

>Reads my comment
She fucking LOVES ME btw

>>74556842
Is Warren smelling you while he holds you hostage?

I wanna Aurora Nerissa's Borealis

>>74556841
If it has armpits I'll know she's here

STEAMED HAMS. Haven't heard that in so long.

>>74556793
it's a quote from a famous movie called to have and have not

>>74556815
She went to government school, she is 100% vaccinated by definition. If you're talking covid, then yeah she got at least 1 prob 2

>>74556935
what the fuck is "government school"

Someone should make an audio edit of Nerissa with steamed hams

start aggressively schlicking

>>74556985
Public school

>>74556985
Anything other than being homeschooled in your dad's off-grid bunker

>>74556985
Publicly funded school I think, anon is probably Arab because only us say this shit kek

Ok Jailbirds, whats (YOUR) bedtime

please let me kiss your ass ma'am

>>74557159
I try to get to bed at 12, but I always find my ass up until 2 am

>>74557159
1-2 AM.

>>74557159
When work the next day, I sleep at 10pm. When no work I stay up till Nerissa finishes streaming, it's almost 8am now

>>74557025
>>74557040
>>74557089
>public school
I thought he meant she went to some university/college coarse for like a federal administration style job. So it's literally nothing.

And obviously Anon meant "the vaxx" not childhood vaccinations (she still probably got it).

P.S. Fuwamoco got the vaxx. More than once.

>>74557221
>>74557230
are you fucking NEETs?

>we "loooove" (obvious sarcasm) irys

>>74557280
No, I just can't sleep well if I sleep early.

>>74557280
i work night shift so I go to sleep around 6 and wake up around 1-3

>>74557280
I wish

I've never watched a Mori stream but Six feet under lives rent free in my head

>>74557337
Only correct sister post

>>74557159
Whenever stream ends. Rissa streams at 2am for me most often till 4am. It's currently 6.43am. If i didnt have to prepare, attend and give classes and tutorials i can stay up late like today.

>>74557280
>replying to 2 posts
>3 replies
???

>>74557280
Currently yes, due to medical issued. But I'm getting back on track January once I have everything sorted. Ain't no way I'm gonna live like this forever

>>74556642
Theater family. That is what makes them great, they sound like they just burst into song at the drop of a hat.

>>74557337
Irys does deserve at least a little bit of physical pain, she's too smug

>>74557159
2 AM.
I die if I spend a minute longer awake.

>>74557159
I watch Biboo mostly, currently chilling here until the cover drops. 4am or 5am is usually the case when Biboo streams long, otherwise 2am

i honestly don't get how someone doesn't like salmon, it's so inoffensive

>>74557688
I'm more of a mahi mahi and red snaooer guy. I dont hate salmon, but dont particularly like it either

>>74557159
If I'm drinking (which I would do every night if I had the option), whatever time I crawl into bed while blacked out after pounding alcohol for 3-5 hours (typically around 3-4 am).

If I'm on a dry spell I'll stay up for 36 hour stints like it's a manic episode then finally go to bed at any random time.

>>74557688
Salmon is alright. Cobia is where it's at

idgi, koreaboos fill me in

>>74557839
penis

>>74557839
There ya go, anon

>>74557780
I'll have a beer for you take it easy homie

>>74557976
I'm about to crack open my first Steel Reserve (have been dry for 2 weeks).

That's what she thinks about us...?

I'm having some whiskey out of my gura glasses right now

>>74558008
Damn you could at least get hammered on something decent

>>74558125
>getting hammered
>beer
Are you 5 or something.

>>74558197
I can get hammered on beer but I'm a fembird so

>>74557159
Usually around 2 a.m. Gonna watch the orisong a few times, enjoy me a late night shower beer, and probably head to bed.

I was driving down the road listening to the walking memgen when she said the song was coming soon dot tm I never stopped doubting her

Damn she is actually only 600 ish awat from 666k. We were not actually too far off Jailbros. But she seems very happy either way despite her nervousness, which also makes me happy

>>74558125
fuck that these things are $1.19 a can, they can't be beat

>>74558197
Steel Reserve absolutely gets you hammered, this isn't Bud Light. It's 8.1% and it's a dirty, "fuck you up" kind of drunk. Like how 4 Lokos are almost the same percentage as wine but will proportionally fuck you up more than a "clean" wine.

>>74558298
This excuses nothing, weakass.

Rate the stream Jailbirds

>>74558374
10/10 for any jailbird, can't judge for new folks

>>74558374
Got a solid chub at the very end of that ice cream

>>74558374
High highs, and average lows. Sister seething. I love my wife 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0
LIVE NOOOOOOW

Rissa... Raid yourself...
>>74558343
That's not the strongest by a shot, but whatever.
>>74558374
Amazing stream but not the one needed for numbers. I'm happy overall and I hope she is too.

over/under on her saying ope in the song?

LOUD
BGM

>>74558374
Amazing/10 Loved it!! Rissa Pizza AND orisong AND reading, it just doesn't get better than this!

Moaning Nerissa’s name

>>74558518
Have you had malt liquor before? Because it hits you different especially if it's cheap impure swill like Steel Reserve.

>>74558525
Sure, why not. I think she'll slip it in there

HERE WE GOJAILBROS

WERE SO BACK BROS

IM CRYING JAILBROS

MOTHERING AND SERVING CUNT