/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MioLove!!

[Good news]
Mio's tummy is full of food and happiness https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1784867689657172077

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>74723169
This should spark joy, but it just feels hollow somehow

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

[Non-news]
Mio is masturbating

i miss her bwos....

Some of the comments on Alias' collab with Pillow are wild

Mio still owes me the cervix penetration skeb

>>74725802
Just watch a chuuba that isn't a hypocrite.

Mio still owes me the squirting skeb

>>74726015
i think you should kill yourself sister

>>74725802
I wonder where she is now...

>>74725979
With a handle like Ikea shark I'm sure this user is of drinking age He's not

What do you do when a rare artist opens on skeb and you really want to request but spending money on HER makes you feel like a chump but you don't want to buy art of other girls

>>74726633
Follow your heart (penis)

I miss my boyfriend.

>>74725979
I feel bad for the guy. It's like he wants to be mindful of the boundaries between fans and their idol, but is too deep into the parasocial to do something about it.

>>74725979
All GFE fans are like this

>>74727471
i'm not, i don't even chat

>>74727471
At least the comments from Pillow's fans actually display some self-awareness, acknowledge it's not her fault that they feel the way they do and not attacking her over it, which is more than can be said for some people

Looking forward to a perfectly normal week of streams with my big sis with no ISP issues and no war coverage

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel....beautiful...

>>74726775
You're so right

I’m really happy that Mio said she’s not stopping streaming during her trip and she’s not meeting any males
Am I a schizo?

>>74729845
Yes but I understand because if Ami ever collabed with a guy (I don't count her former genmates) I'd probably actually cry and wouldn't be able to watch for a while

>>74729845
All love is at least a little schizo, remember that jealousy is a core human emotion and that goes doubly so for romantic jealousy. Being overly passionate is seen by many as schizo too. Do not fear the schizo overly much, it's like firebending while being scared of fire

I always get the feeling Mio is cucking me

>>74730175
They weren’t even in Mio’s gen and she already apologized for being in the same company as males

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1784924682757558448
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1784929739297190307
I love this dork who is also a spider who is also a cat

Mio makes me insane

>>74730896
>Kitty N cuddling with Ami
ZERO days without being jealous of /tsunX/ pets

>>74730896
I need to cuddle and bitten by an affectionate early morning Amicat so bad...

I see Rosemi did end up restreaming EVO last night, neat
https://youtu.be/pGPxgK73IRA

Rosemi... Get out of this black corpo and rejoin Woo Girls.

Wosemi the last of the Woo Girls. :(
Wosemi is the only one left in the Woo Girls...

>>74732635
>>74732760
Can I get a QRD on the Woo Girls? How did that group form and why are they called that?

>>74732897
>Had an off collab while in Japan because of a NijiEN tournament
>Audio is shit and the girls are delirious and screaming woo

Post the schedule Mio

>>74733610
>Always assumed it was an acronym for something
>It was literally just because they kept saying "woo"
Sasuga

>>74734024
She’s dropping the schedule to spend a month at Yuuna’s

I was going to go back to chatting on Mio's streams but after the lying yesterday I'll keep not talking to her

>>74734024
her schedules are just suggestion. she will keep change time hours before

>Wosemi
I just assumed people called her Wosemi as cutesy talk instead of mimicking her speaking.

>>74734950

>>74731438
I love her doodles so much I wish I could draw this cleanly and keep it cute.

Star Wars week off to a good start

>>74735685
F A T F U C K

>>74735761
>Local Bucko too fat to live

>>74735685
Ease up on the Amitoxin there, buddy...

>>74735761
Such beautiful eyes

>>74735873
I didn't really appreciate Dizzy's eyes that much at first because you usually only really get a good look at them in still images, but in motion they have a sort of lava lamp effect which is really pretty
https://youtu.be/TzldA9-7q-A?t=305

wose...

Midsemi Midlock

Good morning, I hope you slept soundly and having a great start to the week. I love my beautiful, goofy spidorcatmama and listening 6to the soft, precious noises she makes as she violently pounds my tummy while tearing apart my flesh. I'm Ami's punching bag

cowe sched

>>74735685
Buckos that are shaped like that hmu

>>74737193
Ami...

Mio schedule

>>74737475
>already has a new version up
can this bitch proofread her schedule even once?

>>74737475

>>74738303
>Bunny Garden waiting room set for MGS2 timeslot
So which one is it

How about instead of fucking up and apologizing every time you just pay attention

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND MIO!

I LOVE MY WIFE MIO

>beerpals once again saying "it's fine this happens" on twitter
Fucking up once in a while is okay, every single week isn't.

>>74739077
It's just a schedule, sister. Chuubas mess up their schedules all the time and a lot of them don't even bother making them in the first place.

>>74739208
No schedule is better than a schedule that won't be followed

>>74739077
It's a schedule nigger. This is the definition of not a big fucking deal

Beerpals are more menhera than Mio sometimes

>>74739277
I'm sure I'm not the only one that plans his schedule taking Mio's into consideration. Besides, this is her job, she should at least pay attention

>>74737186
no cowe today either

>>74737186
Mini moos your oshi is looking like a big girl

>>74739731
She corrected her mistake almost immediately. Take your meds faggot.

>>74739927
She corrected one of the mistakes. The Bunny Garden waiting room only got corrected after she came /here/

>>74740011
>after she came /here/
So that's the real reason why you're threadshiiting. You assume she's reading.

>>74732635
>>74732760
>>74732897
>>74734063
>>74734950
>>74735439
Rosemi
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1581428840232259584

Spidor Star Wars scheddy!

>>74740011
>Came here
discord and tellonym told her dumb fuck. Way to expose yourself as just a piece of shit

fuck the goo cow do it now

The serotonin I get when Mio likes my tweet

>>74737475
>>74738303
Just want mio paizuri desu

>>74740199
Woosemi...

>>74740783
>he doesn't know she reads the thread

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

MIO I LOVE YOU
LIKE I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU THIS IS NOT A JOKE

>>74740824
Why is she excreting crystal piss?

Mio I used to love you but now I hate you

Mio I am cheating on you

>>74742009
The Great Kidney Stones are built a bit different.

Mio is currently masturbating

>>74742097
She knows lots of Beerpals do

Mio I don't want to cheat on you anymore, let's break up

>>74742594
I need to get close so she can squirt on my face

Lord please end the dead hours

>>74743045
It's midnight in Jakarta so hopefully the retard will fuck off soon

>>74743045
Creaturefuji Lisa ringfit and post-workout snacking streams will save us (soon (hopefully))

>>74743045
dead hours are better than sea hours

Meru Love!

Mio hates me...

Mio I used to love you and I still do, I just used to too.

>>74743966
I can't believe she left me

Just when you thought buckos couldn't be more finished, Sith Lord Ami shows up...

Wish the mayor good luck on his mayor exams!!!
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1784993214203826503

My other Korean love interest Alias

>>74737030
Sleepschedulesemi Ruinedlock
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1785000954313527722

>>74744922
GOOD LUCK HANB

>>74744949
That's a lot of Alias this week, god damn

>>74744922
CAM ON HANBI
GET SUM FAKKIN QUALIFICATIONS

https://twitter.com/yomicham/status/1785000488397586795
Yomi's going to show up on a cover on May 1st.

>>74745925
Rare yommers

I love Mio so much

>>74744949
> Nursing you ASMR
I know my head is in the gutter but whew

Ami is live and playing Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4i35tVM9Y

Dark Forces? more like... Dork Fartses.
gottem.

>>74747387
>WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ANON WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU

>>74744846
Menacing...

Imagine her gripping your cock like this

Has Ami caught the yapping disease?

>>74748141
>yapping
I hate this zoomer lingo so fucking much just say chatting you fucking terminally online retarded children

I haven't seen a single Star Wars movie

>>74748255
you and me both, brother

Buckos, what color is Ami's lightsaber?

>>74748337
The original and Empire are really good

I want to grill Ami's meat.

>>74748460
not catching your drift, friend
can you provide a diagram?

>Lips and buttholes

>>74748520
While I understand that you were hoping for futanari pornography, I must remind you that this is an architectural general, and my intent was literal, not figurative.

>>74748654
Futamiya my beloved

Holy mucho texto

>>74748732
Time for a whole stream of manual reading

>>74748255
>zoomer

>>74748840
It's not a new word but this specific usage and popularity is currently trendy among young people in particular. You knew that but chose to act retarded instead

I'm going to be lewd, fair warning.
I want to hold Mio against me.
I want to wrap my arms around her.
I want to have Mio put her head against my chest.
I want to make Mio feel safe and protected.
I am a whore. I am sorry for these lustful thoughts.

>>74748732
>mere 62 pages
>mucho texto

>>74748892
I knew that, enjoy the variety, and posted that because I thought it'd be funny if someone called you a time traveler since chatting is from the 1500s
it's also not even a new usage. yappy broads yapping away about nothing done has been a thing you unfun, besmirched jackjaw

>>74748892
that anon isn't me. i said it because i thought it was funny but don't feel like arguing about it. didn't realize it'd lead to sperging out.

I WANT SITH LORD AMI FORCE HANDJOBS AND ELECTROSTIMULATION

[Ami news]
From her point of view, Yoda is evil

Dizzy scheddy

>Cinnabite

>>74749926
From the hit baking movie franchise Hellglazer

GARÇON! ZHERE EES A HAIR ON MY MAN-UALL

>>74744949
>3 other ASMRs a week
She's competing with Mio to see which /tsunx/ member can steal the most semen it seems.

IT HAS BEEN

>>74750524
She seems to be going the wholesome girlfriend nonwhore route though

>>74750586
Mio is going the prostituting herself at conventions route

Has the happy cat Ember gif she uses for one of her alerts ever been posted anywhere? I want to save it on my puter.

FMV WOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST GOT DECAPI- DECAPIM- DECAPIMATATED

>>74723116
You amy not get it, anons. But Tomo is the male equivalent of a sad, divorced hag who is sad and need another man in his life, called "roommate". He will soon invite me to be his roommate (read husband) and I will reinvigorate his sex life that was once lost from the post-divorce lonliness.

>getting decaffeinated is worse than decapitated

>>74748654
But about those plump futas, anon? They need loving too.

>>74751019

>Kyle Katarn has fabulous eyelashes

Damn this jizz soundtrack is great

>>74751019
You will NEVER fill that particular void unless you have a mean singing voice buddy

>>74751270

>>74751390
Did I stutter?
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz/Legends

>>74751198
HEY YOU STUPID GAY RETARD YOUR ASMR RP HIT 40k VIEWS come back please

>>74751508
>Galactic Jizz-Wailers
Lucas really was a visionary, huh?

>>74751198
I'm pretty sure Shima like actually despises me(us)

>Everybody looks shootable and juicy
I worry about my mother sometimes

>>74751642
He's just like Mio !!

[Ami news]
She is sitting cross-legged and her belly itches

[Ami news]
She has a belly and it is itchy

>>74751198
HOW HARD IS IT TO TWEET SOMETHING YOU GAY RETARD

Ami sneaking around barefoot...

Ami plapplap...

What would Dizzy be like in 3d?

>>74752310
Sad

Ami..........

>Panics and shoots an explosive container that's right in front of her
>Three times

amiya aranha is a pervert

>>74752742
its not her fault, look at this smug fuck.
he knows.
he absolutely fucking knows.

>>74752310
>Starts off extremely awkward
>Eventually gets into it and starts being cute and silly
>Does something so cute and silly that she immediately regrets it and dies of embarrassment
>Repeat from step 1

Holy shit Ami just fucking died in a 90mph drop

Ami...

Ami is urinating right now

>Laughs really hard
>"I gotta pee"
Classic Ami

>>74752979
yea on me

See this cat?
This cat is my gf and the love of my life

I FORGOT IT WAS VERTEX INSPECTION DAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Good news]
Sleepy is eating

Alias nursing handjobs

>I'm in the house like carpet
Okay that one got me

tigre

>I don't go to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to me
Piss Bucko won...

I want Ami to moida me

>>74754223
Carne moída, uma delícia!

Hmmm... minced meat bucko sure is a delicious imagery...

I love how you can see Ami throwing her head back when she laughs really hard in 3D

>Ami killing everyone with her bare hands punching stuff for fun
Punching bag bucko wins again

FemBucko Prime's playing some Pikmin 3
https://youtu.be/3mr4ls_snGs

>>74754640
what a cute boy butt

>>74754671
Fuck you buddy, that is clearly a pistillate flower

I can't believe Bucko the Hutt is fucking dead

Ami's cute B U T T

>>74755008
uncontainable

Spidermom getting flushed in the face with all her buckos thinking about her BUTT (spinneret)

DOOR'S JAMMED

[Sad news]
Ami bathed

>>74755816
Jammed because of Ami's big fat spiderbutt

Ami showing off her pregnant glow...

>Sleepy almost doubled her total Pikmin death count in one day

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

>>74754640
>>74756059
Feeling things towards my fellow buckos that I shouldn't be feeling...

>Sorry about my toot noises lately

>I want to know, is it poopy?

>"The map to the Valley of the Jedi, embedded in the ceiling of this room"
>Ami looks at her ceiling
I can't with this dork...

>>74756644

>>74756452
I also want to play Pikmin 3 Bingo Battle mode with Sleepy

I never took Sleepy for the type that can't handle horror games

I need Lisa

crust

>I am a sleepy butt (enthusiast)

>Using the lightsaber as a pointer
Ami cute

ami called me her young padawan
later, virgins

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

not to be a "gifting memberships bad" sperg or anything but now that I think of it isn't the end of stream probably the worst time to gift memberships? doesn't give them a chance to use emotes or anything.

>>74757259
I need Chai

>>74757439
Whether I crust or not is irrelevant because I am always asleep by the time she streams anyway, sorry Yuuners

>>74756644

>mfw I see a Bucko

>>74758564
Simply let Bread Woman into your dreams by listening to her while you sleep

>>74758380
>isn't the end of stream probably the worst time to gift memberships? doesn't give them a chance to use emotes or anything.
Joker behavior from the Buckos

>>74758940

>>74758940
>>74759369

>>74758380
i see it more as:
1. anyone who is not a member but stuck around for the end of stream is more worth of being a member
2. gifting it during end of stream makes it so you dont take away/draw too much attention to yourself by making ami thank you Xtimes for them

that being said at this point idk if gifting memberships is even worth it in Ami's chat. literally any grey name still around is either a literal child that stumbled upon the stream, a troll, or a brand account that cant get them

We need to compile a list of known """FemBuckos""" so that people can be informed as to which allegedly female vtubers actually have penises

Fruit lobbyists are trying to take out Sleepy

>>74760630
I second that. I need to know just how long I'll be spreading my cheeks for.

>>74758380
Not a bucko but I do watch channels more in my spare time if I got a gifted. I think youtube algo boosts them too.

>>74760630
1. Sleepy
2.

>Alias Bunny Garden
https://youtu.be/c8btvkYDrb4
>Dizzy fic tropes tier list
https://youtu.be/TUtppMjKMjE

Deep voice Dizzy...

>>74763037
I know of at least 2 two view indies, two three view indies, and we all know one hololiver who showed up at least once in her PL.

Woman tiers nice

Dizzy's getting my rocks off

hope all is going well for this guy

[Alias news]
She forgot to start the stream and was talking to herself for almost ten minutes

Alias....

>>74763838
she's not very smart is she

Dizzy is more breedable than usual today

>>74763838
Everytime this woman does something dumb, I immediately get rock hard, I can't explain this phenomenon

Literally me

Phase Connect Official Channel is a whore who leeches from Dizzy and should graduate

I MISSED DIZZY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>I will regress when the going gets tough, and god has the going been tough recently
Dizzy...

I still don't know how Alias doesn't absolutely destroy her throat doing this voice

>Today is Dizzy's first rest day since Phase Wars started
>Didn't actually take a rest day
Dumb bug...

Alias Anono is a pervert

>>74763766
Thoughtful spidermomdaughter, hope it's alright too

>Every boy that was ever mean to me...
>Wait, did those boys have crushes on me?
She didn't know...

>>74764094
Do I want to know what the green goo is?

>>74764947
sorry i ate a lot of green apples and it turned my cum green

>It's a "Dizzy gives up on the stream topic and decides to drown herself in donos and memberships instead" episode

n-no snackies...?

>>74765260
That couch loss isn't gonna pay for itself

Mio Hollow Knight
https://youtu.be/CqaSGACGjtE

>>74765348
I will buy Dizzy as many couches as she wants

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIZZY PLEASE I DON'T WANT THE REACT SLOP

I hope Mio doesn't go menhera when this stream does poor numbers

should have just continued Mass Effect, at least that series has fans

>>74765812
>230 CCV
Grim

>I'm obviously Asian.
>"You don't look Asian"
>I'm a fucking bug!
Is Dizzy allowed to say that?

I love Hollow Knight but I hope Mio will forgive me for doing vod reps for this one, YouTube does not want to cooperate today and I'm going to lose my mind trying to keep up when this shit buffers every 30 seconds

fatto rabbito is playing the rabbit game later

>Dizzy would rank her average happiness level at 4-5/10, 6-7/10 on a good day
Dizzy...........

>>74766624
Tonya bursting out of her bunny outfit after working there for one week... so much food...

>>74766624
Sex with Tanya

[Alias news]
She likes the yellow one

>>74766985
Is the yellow one the slut?

>I love myself, I just don't like myself
I should've known this would be a sadgirl stream from Dizzy, it is a Monday after all

>>74766706
it legitimately sounds pretty good to me

>Dizzy has always wanted an arranged marriage

Note to self: Don't leave Dizzy unsupervised around potted plants

>>74767064
No, that's the green one

>>74765812
>>74766009
>Being a numbermonkey
>Don't even know that CCV has dropped for basically everybody on YouTube recently because the site is run by dribbling morons

Body swapping with Dizzy...

>>74765812
I thought this game was more popular

>>74768280
Cope beercuck

Mio has to play the bunny game asap

>>74768600
nta but they're right, every channel has a lower ccv than usual

>>74768752
She would get jealous of the girls

>>74768752
She's playing it later this week

>I'm sorry, I'm sorry for being a woman
I'll never forgive Dizzy for this

>>74767907
How dare you talk about Taph like that

Are there any OG beerpals here to remember what she's talking about?

>Alias hit 30k already
I didn't realise V4M was in the big leagues

>>74770707
They have the subs but they don't have the CCV to match it. Also that's the power of ads.

How do you rate Dizzy's taste?

MIO KILLED A BABY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74768280
>>74768791
The site in general has been worse than usual recently, it's all fucked up on multiple levels

>Doesn't every country have shamans? I thought they were a universal thing.
Mio what

>>74771031
Now do your porn tag taste ranking Dizzy

>>74771031
I don't even know where to begin with this creature

Shimada Ace Combat: Distant Thunder
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

I want to fertilise Mio's bleggs

Alias...

>>74772317
>Turns to gambling
>Loses even more

holy shit a bread!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>74772670
it's because i crusted

>>74766624
She has arrived
https://youtu.be/iLedXXZOjBQ

Yuuna is my wife

>>74736736
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>74771031
>Enemies-to-lovers in mid tier
Are we sure she's a woman?

New thread
>>74774442
>>74774442
>>74774442

mio hate

Mio Love!

>>74774509
shut up, mio

breaking up with mio and replacing her with my new oshi

i want mio to rape me hard

mio prostitution arc in offkai