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MPP Matters

Old thread is still up.

>>7476886
MPP DOESN'T MATTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>7476886
It doesn't, and you can't prove otherwise

ohhh sex

Just fried up some chicken for dinner, what are y'all /nasfaq/ers making/planning to eat?

>>7477212
I just had breakfast (toast)

>>7477435
Is roboco slowly sliding into the frame every post?

>>7477481
Nah.

mori please, rocks fall everyone dies.

>>7477212
It's 2:30 am here anon, I don't eat this late

>>7477212
I've just made "Carb Smart Pork and Kale Salad with Brussels Sprouts and Mustard Vinaigrette" from HelloFresh™

>>7477212
Just had porridge for breakfast.

>>7462989
I'll buy more Marine ^_^

>>7476705
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (inbed)

>>7477212
Made nasi lemak and duck penang, Risu will be mine.

>>7477212
how do I say baked chicken in English

>studying the dupe checker to learn how to parse json with python
>learn about notebooks
So this is what it feels like to be a god.

>>7478970
what did he mean by this?

>>7479190
there is a special name when you make the chicken baking righ?

>>7437106
>>7439038
>>7439140
I didn't know it meant anything

>>7479239
the only thing I can think off is roast chicken which can be done in the oven, so maybe that?

>>7479421
yes, roast chicken, thank you

I need a coding stream so we can have json with kson

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7479814
this you?

>>7480111
my autotrader is a beautiful stair

>>7478970
Baked chicken works, I usually bake chicken if I'm gonna either making wings or throwing it on a salad, skin on to crisp it up. Oven roasting is another way to say it but either or, I understand
>>7478550
Sounds good as fuck

>>7477359

>>7477212
I just had a toast + scrambled eggs for dinner

WARNING. EXTREMELY LARGE IMAGE.
>>7460010
What desktop resolution did you have set?
I'm >>7478099 trying to keep this going.
It looks like I can use Firefox's "Responsive Design" mode to set whatever kind of viewport I want. 1920x1200 -> 1920x9999 lets me get everyone down to IRyS in one screenshot, and then I can take one more to get IN2 + Mamas + Civia.
>>7480352
kek

looks like next adjustment is going to be pretty red, which works for me, I have way too much liquid.

>>7480423
>Literally throwing away money
>Making intentionally stupid decisions
>Still have 900k
How the fuck do richfags empty out

>>7480410 cont.
I set some basic uBlock shit up to block the 24 Hr - All Time toggle and the Buy/Sell bars. It's just a "full" view of the graph. They can be restored (easily) but I'll have to do it now since blocking something = no refresh, unblocking something = refresh required. Some coins will have a "blacked out" sell button as a result. Haven't got them all.
It doesn't look like I can block the cyan "Price" button since that appears to be part of the js that renders the graph.

>>7477212
Planning on eating chips in bread, buttered. I am living the Moona life.

>>7477026
>>7476951
Make this shit a copypasta if you want:

MPP matters, and I'll explain it to you like you are six, so it might be a little hard for you, but try to follow:
Since the only two values in this game are Holocoin (fluctuates) and Dollar (1$ is 1$), everything is measured in the fixed value of the two. Every trade Holocoin for Dollars has a specific Price, the purchase price, measured in Dollar. Because Holocoin does not decay, stacks infinitely, and always represents one share of that Holo, it does not matter for which price you really bought it, you now own X holo and you paid Y price. BUT, since the price of Holocoin fluctuates with every single trade and even more at adjustments, you can basically determine the "quality" of your coin measured in Dollar. This is because a coin purchased at $2k and a coin purchased at $8k can both sometimes be sold at $12k, but the profit from that trade amounts to $10k and $4k each. Basically, the lower the purchase price, the more desirable the trade, which in turn means, the lower the purchase price, the higher the "quality".
By the rules of NASFAQ, you can only make one purchase every 10 minutes. By the rules of the trade, high quality goods are usually highly in demand, and the same goes for low price, in this case both properties basically mean the same even. So you are not the only one buying a "good quality deal", many people are. This means, the price will rise according to demand and some magic, don't worry about it, it goes UP. If you buy 10 of any Holocoin, you will need 100 minutes, and in normal circumstances pay more and more for every single coin. Since the price rises, the "quality" of the trades sinks with time, because you pay more for the same coin. That means, the very first coin will be of the best quality in the batch, and sell for the most profit.
You now do this over many days, many opportunities.
MPP is nothing else than the average QUALITY of your Stash. The lower MPP you have, the more profit you made selling it all at once at ANY price. Very bad quality stacks can lead to selling for LESS than you paid, which actually means your dumb ass LOST money trading.
If you made it until here, you have known all of this or are a six-year old able to read and never put in words what your gut hopefully knew.
Now what does anon mean when he says MPP DOESN'T MATTER, and this is important. Dunning Kruger is in full fucking force. There is three types of anons claiming this:
- The troglodyte: "I get the same 200k dividends regardless of MPP"
- The daytrader: "I still make money from it, what do I care" and "I've bought and sold at so many price points, it means nothing"
- The Bruteforce-Dividend-Richfag: "All I need is an edge against my opponents, what matters is coin volume"
The troglodyte will stay poor - MPP matters because it shows you how much you paid for your stash, which in return tells you how many weeks you would need to hold to get your money's worth of ROI (Return on Investment). If you paid less, this amount is shorter, and you can also hold other coins to gain an edge.
The Daytrader will make money, but could optimize - just because he needs his dopamine or is fucking poor doesn't mean he decides how to see a truly "good" trade, he just ignores the fact that one should go into Friday with carefully planned, good quality trades to get the most out of dividends and just buys low, sells high, rides the waves and has in the worst case tens to hundreds LESS COIN to show for his endeavor because his neurons sprung over. MPP going up means your trades get worse and worse, in turn making your profits smaller.
- The Bruteforce-Dividend-Richfag is what YOU. ARE. NOT. - They play the game long-term enough that all that matters is raw stacks and their performance, but they also understand how to evaluate MPP to the current market situation and thus TRULY know the value of their stash.
Now there's people who buy low and sell high daily and keep some. Their MPP will rise. Even that MPP matters. If you know you make X profit off a sale, usually around pre-adjustment price if you hit it, your coin will inflate MPP relative to the market. It will go down if there is frequent dips going comparatively lower, and up if there's dips who get bought but the price is still higher than the day before. So if your MPP goes UP if you trade a coin daily, that means you are riding an inflation wave/long-term bubble. Interpret that shit.
Quickfacts: Why does MPP matter with divvies? It tells you if you wasted money. Why do people want to lower MPP? That means they want to add high quality coin to their stash. Why can people play around MPP? Because the general rules of this market permit it. Why do people show their MPP if it doesn't matter? BECAUSE IT DOES AND YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED IF YOU QUESTION IT, STAY POOR.

>>7480492
buying the dips and never selling, we're in an ever expanding market after all.

>>7480590
Now say it in red.

>>7477212
nothing because I already ate 15 hours ago. next portion is in 9 hours.

>>7480492

Kept rewatching Pekora's Hologra for like 10 times now and it never fails to make me laugh. Hologra's never been funny like this for a while. Did Cover finally hire a competent writer?

>>7480590
didn't read but does that mean holding my ayamy with $70 MPP is smart?

>>7480590
This is said in black and not red, I can't really believe you.

>>7480635

>>7480716
it means smarter than at $400 nothing more nothing less.

>>7480760
Beautiful

>>7480590

>>7480590
>copypasta
you answered to one, anon

>>7480875
finally a good pomupost

>>7480590
Riddle me this one retard
>I have 20 Ames
>(You) have 20 Ames
>My MPP is 10000
>Your MPP is 3000
>When divs hit we will get the same amount of money
>If we were to sell everything now we would get the same amount of money
>If Ame goes up 30% we will both go up the same 30
MPP is a fucking myth, it only tells you your overall investment in the coin but that's it, all the players will get the same amount of money regardless of what their MPP is
didn't read btw

>>7480940
It doesn't matter in terms of the money, jew. It's a cock rating system.

>enters thread
>MPP is directly correlated to penis size
>buys more $14k Marine to raise MPP and expand dong
>exits thread

>AVERAGES MATTERS
>AVERAGES DOESN'T MATTER
>MPP MATTERS
>MPP DOESN'T MATTER
>SAMPLES MATTERS
>SAMPLES DOESN'T MATTER
>(YOU) MATTER
>(YOU) DON'T MATTER

>>7481123
its not the size of the MPP that matters, its the profit you make from it!

>>7480760

>>7480590
tldr but to counter this autism, MPP doesnt matter if coins never depreciate and are projected to keep increasing exponebtially. If you're autistic about MPPs, you're either poor enough to buy and empty-out coins every single day or a mid IQ brainlet

>>7480940
>ame is priced at 5k
>MPP is 10k
>he will sell
what a fucking dumbass

Why are people buying holocoins when the value will get bogged down by at least one third tomorrow?

>>7481233
my 10m should go somewhere anon

>>7481219
You fool, after dumping all of my Amecoin my MPP will be zero.

>>7481263
of course, how can i be so foolish?

finally at 300k.

>sell all my coins
>have 0mpp on all coins at divvy time
>earn unlimited money
>"MPP doesn't matter"

stay poor.

>>7480646
anon you wanna talk about your depression with us?

>>7481287
>250k on the 30th
>sitting at 430k rn
Gotta make some plays anon, get your racks up

>>7481287
>>7481646
oooh, I'm so used to be a richfag I legitimately didn't understand what you meat by "finally at 300k"

>>7481646
>net worth below 1m
>has red days
>ngmi

>>7481287
>>7481646
Look ma, the pools ale tlying to mingle!

>>7481646
lmao, the only upwards trends on your graph are divvy days. Gotta make some GOOD plays, anon

>>7481219
>makes decisions based on MPP
what a fucking dumbass

>>7481931
>he thinks he is rich enough to ignore mpp
delusional. let me guess? you buy green sell red too anon?

>>7482150
By buying when it's green, you are buying a profitable coin. When you buy when it's red, the coin is poor and is below good quality. Why would you ever buy red? It means the coin sucks.

>>7482161
proofread your shit, anon.

>>7482176
of course, there is no such thing as movements. this is my fault clearly, talking to a retard, i should have known better

>I shared this thread with MPPNiggers

>the pomuposters are unironically the best part of this thread

>>7482161
their graphs and magic number calculators looks a little better than your Photoshop tricks.

>>7482161
>Have a whole ass spreadsheet of charts and graphs
>Don't use ANY of them.
I can't take this shitpost seriously.

>>7482150
>buys coin at 10k
>coin dips to 5k
>finds out that coin will drop to 1k
>doesn't sell because he bought at 10k
that's you anon

>>7481263

Who will win, mppniggers or averagefags?

>>7482477

>>7482477
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING THREAD OF NASFAQ G

>>7482428
>it didn't dropped because people oversold.
>it goes up
Many such cases...like shion.

>>7482477
the true winners are the divfags. never selling only buying. the true mark of the rich

>>7482664
but even the rich are selling anon >>7463039

>>7482609
ignoring my point that making decisions based on mpp is retarded

>>7482552
I have been summoned.

>>7482477

>>7482664
if there is room to sell shit coins to buy better coins, you should always do it. the only reason to hold a sub optimal coin is if you cant physically move the funds to a better coin.

>>7482712
decisions based on mpp includes every single game mechanic anon, do you even play the game?

>>7480111
Kek that's me nice digits

I don't even think it's bait anymore.

>>7482745
Now this is shitposting

>>7482749
>Not "Oka(you).png"

>>7482779
You make decisions based on whether you think the coin will go up or down and whether or not it's good value for dividends at the current price, not MPP

>>7482880
>Not "NekomataOka(You).png"
they saved it the first time it was posted

>>7482880
That actually annoyed me so much I changed it immediately after I posted it.

I'm going to masturbate to Ayamy's hands later.

>>7483497
based, will check vod now cause of you

How much can subticks affect adjustments? Can it save a coin from going red if that coin got negative views?

>>7483497
who the fuck has a chili hotdog with cheese for breakfast? Had she not been speaking fluent Japanese mere seconds before showing that monstrosity you could have mistaken her for an American

>>7481646
Okay, question. How do you lose money so regularly? I cant stop winning!

>>7483688
by oshicoining

>>7483708
Gotta make the money to duump it into my oshi, play it smart

>>7483708
>by oshicoining
>no lambo
No oshicoining before yacht. Stay poor.

>>7483746
>>7483753
oh shit didn't even see the rest of the conversation, so no clue if that's the other guy's problem but that graph does look like when tried to oshicoin 2 weeks into the game

>>7483753
>Oshicoined a shitcoin and still got a fleet of yachts

>>7483655
>[Deleted]

>>7483883

>>7482477
based leafposter

>>7484413

Finally a good fairy I can like

MPP is useless I am not reading that schizo post stay poor faggot

>>7486647
>MPP

MPP is useful for stopping dumbasses from buying coins that I want to buy.

>people still arguing over MPP
Move over faggots, MSP is where the REAL money is made.

Let's count the only thing that matters. Add up all your MPP for everything and divide by the amount that has it to get your global MPP

Those Risu Nier videos got restored so quickly no view tracker even registered them missing.

>>7486828
>Tanzania

the only thing that matters to me is (you), anon! Take care of yourself and forget about some silly numbers! here, why dont you drink some water! what do you mean it tastes weird? silly anon!

>>7486980
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

>>7480940
I paid 7k less for ame you fucking pleb
>>7482908
>thinking on a day to day basis
poor

>>7481196
>MPP doesnt matter if coins never depreciate
>*hits switch to the boggening*
>"nothin personell, kiddo"
we have dips daily

>>7487429
We have dips that get bought straight back through into the green, and well above their previous price if the coin is going to adjust "up".
The overbought mechanic being removed really does make MPP insignificant, and unless you're stuck with a fat stack of $15k Haato or something, it means fuck all.

>>7486980
but my pee always smells funny after drinking your special water.

>>7486963
TREEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>7487383
>buying based on dividend value
>thinking on a day to day basis
comprehension reps...

>>7487630
>making smart decisions
stay poor, newfag

>>7482710
selling on THAT graph just means you're not in the "oooh nooo my liquid is to high" crew yet OR you actually are playing the hyperoffensive mixed meta of the top 10 to squeeze every last penny.

>>7480410
1920 x 1080.
I might have fixed the driver issue since it hasn't crashed in a while, but no guarantees.

>>7487764
Huh, I wonder why mine look so much narrower/taller, even before I started to AWAY parts of the screen with an adblocker. 100% Zoom? Can't be the "1920x1200" because I must've fucked with the viewport for an hour while trying to figure out a feasible method for taking a screenshot. I'll keep mine running too regardless, that machine is a server with uptime measured in months, not days.
How many days of history was the one that became the OP canvas? 7 or 10?
o7 and thank you for your service.

>>7486914
oy good Idea.

>>7487509
>it only means something when it means something!
ever-inflation mitigates some of it, that copypasta even acknowledges that, well can't blame you for not reading all that shit.

>>7487992
I did read that shit.
been arguing both sides and watching the shitflinging.

>>7486914
Run this mustard gas script in your dev console on the market page with all girls up

totalMPP = 0;
totalHolos = 0;
holos = document.querySelectorAll(".board-item")
for (i = 0; i < holos.length; i++) {
holo = holos[i].querySelector('.price-value');
mpp = parseInt(holo.title.replace("Mean purchase price: $", ""));
if (mpp > 0) {
totalHolos++;
totalMPP += mpp;
}
}

username = document.querySelector('.username-nav').textContent
console.log(username + "global MPP is: " + (totalMPP/totalHolos))

Post your global mpp!

>>7487855
I counted 10 adjustments for the graph.

>>7488060
can one even consider it derailing when it's on topic? I'm on the fence here

>>7488072
I never know how to use this and end up feeling dumb.

>>7488352
Press f12 to open up the dev console and you want the tab called console and you paste the text into the textbox and hit enter

>wake up
>I don't understand anything AGAIN

>>7488378
My account bought Towas instead...

>>7488574
Sorry but that's devchama anti-cheat mechanism. If you attempt to interact with the game in any manner than intended there is a 5% chance of it just spending your money to buy a towa coin.

>>7488072
it doesn't take number of coins into account into account though

>>7488072
just fuck my shit up brothers

>>7488072
Fear my mighty poor choices

>>7488921
>[Deleted]

>>7488666
>>7488707

>>7488618
It was just something I wrote up in a minute. desu desu I don't do enough math of these sort to know the formula for that off the top of me head. Tell me so I can learn, thanks.

>>7488072

>>7489071
oh I just meant it would be more interesting to see a weighted global MPP, if you have no coins right now and buy one ayamy and 10 holo, your MPP will something like 7.5k when a weighted MPP would be something like 14k and more reflective off your current portfolio

>>7489071
>>7489215
bit easier to do with the haaton sheet in the OP
Coin Count is just SUM(Amount) and you already have the overall price paid for everything you own in there, which is coin amount * MPP = price paid for current stash, so you just take Overall Price Paid divided by Overall Coin Count.

Want to be rich? Buy shion now

>>7489053
fuck you laughing at mesugaki, I'm gonna teach you a lesson...

>>7489215
Should be like this I think

totalMPP = 0;
totalShares = 0;
holos = document.querySelectorAll(".board-item")
for (i = 0; i < holos.length; i++) {
holo = holos[i].querySelector('.price-value');
mpp = parseInt(holo.title.replace("Mean purchase price: $", ""));
shares = parseInt(holos[i].querySelector(".shares-amount").textContent);
if (mpp > 0 && shares > 0) {
totalMPP += mpp * shares;
totalShares += shares;
}
}

username = document.querySelector('.username-nav').textContent
console.log(username + " global weighted MPP is: " + (totalMPP/totalShares))


Bonus it based off current prices
totalMPP = 0;
totalHolos = 0;
totalShares = 0;
holos = document.querySelectorAll(".board-item")
for (i = 0; i < holos.length; i++) {
holo = holos[i].querySelector('.price-value');
price = holo.textContent.replace("$","").replace(",","").replace(" ", "")
mpp = parseInt(holo.title.replace("Mean purchase price: $", ""));
shares = parseInt(holos[i].querySelector(".shares-amount").textContent);
if (mpp > 0 && shares > 0) {
totalMPP += price * shares;
totalShares += shares;
}
}

username = document.querySelector('.username-nav').textContent
console.log(username + " global weighted MPP is: " + (totalMPP/totalShares))

>>7489637
just take a gander at their crowns poor choices to understand the smug.

>>7489637
oh what are you gonna do to me?

So are we going to see a red Wednesday today?

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. You sold your bags, right?

>>7490037
I'll take that as a maybe.

>>7490037
thanks anon

>>7490174
did Rushia ever do any gree...bluescreen streams you could point me to?

>>7490037
I think I might lose like 8-10 million value next adjustment? Let's see.

>>7490037
I'm revvin' up the RED Op.
While I've got it open, any suggestions for edits/updates to it? I know it's early for a new OP but I figure I'll make it now and there won't be a scramble after adjustments.

>>7490037
I still don't understand these till today

>>7490037
Hey cool! I was waiting for you to post so I could check if my chart generator works. Mine's only a little off.

>>7490410
If the red bar is bigger than the blue bar, it's going to dip and you should sell. If the blue bar is significantly larger than the red, you should buy because it's going to spike.
Buyer beware. Charts and graphs are not financial advice.

>>7490474
>If the red bar is bigger than the blue bar, it's going to dip
I thought it was the complete opposite all these time. I dodged bullets there by not buying at all

>>7490403
everybody and their mom now knows that the Calli Dips are a blessing in disguise, I would think about picking someone else pic absolutely unrelated.

>>7490037
Honestly, I'm fucking retarded.... Doesn't poi have calli at 730k views?

>>7490471
it does win big in the style department.

>>7490471
>Mine's only a little off.
Now that I checked again, some of my numbers are WAY off. I guess I pulled the poi numbers at the wrong time.

>>7490616
you owe me one (1) Miocoin

>>7490273
not that I remember all her shorts are big face like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-kto-AZXXw

>>7490587
holopoi has 730k that is right, im comparing the total viewcount. Pic rel shows about 100k difference.
Doing this to minimize the error between holopoi and zhonk scraper. Also mori is special.
>>7490616
might be related to above

>>7490624
Just for you

>>7490616
>I guess I pulled the poi numbers at the wrong time.
? Are you pulling from poi api or scrapping the page?

>>7490731
aaah, black won't work for me, I'd have to manuall cut that shit.
>>7490781
you better sell that shit right now, that's WAY too expensive for Miosha. But thanks for being a good sport!

>>7490782
I used the poi api

>>7490811
How can you get wrong numbers then? Genuine curiosity on what you've done. Poi updates hourly and basically besides mori everyone only ticks views once a day. I can't see a situation in which you get the wrong values.

>>7490890
I tried recreating the chart. My mori is way off. I'm gonna try what >>7490767 is saying.

>ctrl+f
>Calli
>2 results

>>7490947
?
What were you doing before if not taking todays total views from yesterdays total views? Is what I'd ask but I just realized as I was about to post this that poi api actually has a daily value it returns. Fucking lol, I didn't even register that when I went to play with the api because I knew that it gives wrong values on the front page and basically assumed it did the same.

>>7490471
Fixed... maybe
>I already bought a bunch of bad coins
>mfw fell for my own fud

>>7491036
Yeah I was using the daily values.

>just realized I own 5% of the whole Kanata Market already
huh how did that happen

>>7491205
Better not own any towa

>>7491217
no worries, 0
should've bought at 3k

>>7491205
You almost have more than the entire hymen oshiboard

>>7491256
>753
two more dips or excess liquid and I'm there.

>looking at rich people will give me solace, they have millions of every coin
>cypher: 500
...h-haha... oh no

no matter how good the gacha updates are, Cypherposter will just flat out ignore it and buy more coins. And you can't do anything about it

>cypherposter
>doesn't post any cyphers
??

>>7491371
Not if the "Disable Attacks" Item is $1m per day.
Let's see Mister ThinkPad outthink THIS.

>>7491371
pls don't be rude to cypher, his oshi is money pls anderstan.

>Marine divs will be over 6k
>They still refuse to buy
ngmi

>>7491414
>uses the "disable the disable attack item"

https://youtu.be/Ds7_PGM5s2Y
I love this retard so much

I fucking hate the new youtube

>>7491638
>buying now when she's going to lose half her value in a few hours

>>7492171
>Buying 144 coins instead of 288

>>7492348
>not optimizing MPP for e-penis points

>>7491205
You made me check Kanata's oshiboard and there's actually a new player there. And they are just a bit poorer than me, too. Is her board finally becoming competitive?

>>7492364
MPP is fake

>>7492407
Are ANY of the Oshiboards competitive right now? I know we had TAKO WARS recently but otherwise?

>>7492628
check the ame boarf

>>7492628
Sneed and watoto dispensary are at war right now, and miko oshiboard too

>>7492628
I pretend to be at war with Bread

>>7492658
Only crown and the number one are at war the rest of the board is pretty chill, [1 FREE FINANCIAL ADVICE] is oshicoining hard but hasn't declared war on nobody, IWantAmeToPegMe is too busy falseflagging and Ame Doko is focusing on gains

>>7492733

>>7492680
how is miko board at war the gaps are pretty big over there

>>7492628
Polka 2 & 3, and 4 & 5 are competiting

>>7492856
Not really war just competitive

>>7492815
I have to save some liquid to buy Marine so i can use her divs to buy more Rushi...

>>7492680
nah, we're not competetive yet. Smiles wants to come in but still needs to sell 5 weeks of his riches before honk would let him, the crown is selling for whatever reason and yours truly just holds.

>>7491384
I'm in crunch time for the rest of the week so my trades are probably going to be suboptimal

>>7493663
CYPHER IS BALD!!

So, I started working on this because TAKO WARS, but I forgot where I was going with it.

Gimmie some ideas for the text and I'll turn this into the next OP.

>>7493698
Which tako has the cutest butt?

>>7493783
Do takos even have butts? I don't think they do.
Google tells me that an Octopi's ass is actually its mouth. Neat.

>>7493698
add a pomudachi

>>7493783
>he doesn't have the entire tako oshiboard nudes
You aren't in the discord and you shouldn't talk pleb

>>7493889
takos are the discord strippers?

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit reps? Today we’re doing MORE PUSHUPS! For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, saftey first and form second. Modifiers are optional and good luck.

Nearly got my first Lambo! Lamy be praised!

>>7493936
Yes, all of them. Now post dick to please the cult

>>7494041
Instead of praise, have you considered becoming one?

>>7494024
what the fuck I have the same exact body as that guy

>>7494041
lamy sex

>>7494150
"ottermode coomer god"

>>7494179
more like asian genetics

>>7494024
Do your reps homies
https://youtu.be/wCIdQw95IJY

I'm off to take a shit. Who's coming?

>>7494531
dibs on the first stall so I can mark my territory smellable from the outside.

>>7494531
Same stall with you, lets go.

>>7494574
face to face, front to back, back to back, mouth to ass?

>>7494599
Face to face bro

>haachama will never take a shit in your mouth

>>7494624
>suisei will never piss in your mouth and only use you as a toilet

whyevenlive

>>7494642
>Aqua will never slobber your knob like corn on the cob
I'm NGMI bros

>>7494659
>Aqua praised the KKK on twitter
BUY BUY BUY
Captcha:NSA04

>>7493698
I got nothin, but it better fuckin play the Episode I opening crawl OST.

>>7494024
i could only do 4 out of my 9 reps so instead I replaced 5 reps of pushups with a 75 second plank

>>7492407
Nobody cares about Kanata, like nobody cares about Coco

>>7494738

>>7494024
Sent a 7b yesterday, feels gut.

>>7494722
do your reps this time anon. I beleb in u.
space them out if you really have too

Now that's a bruh moment, RED OP it is.

60

Honk you retard, you forgot a zero...
get fucked retards

RED DAY BABY! SPEND SPEND SPEND

Anons, I...

where is my suisei moon

went from positive nine to this oh well time for 7 more reps

>those red numbers
Let's fucking go holy shit time to drop 5 million

>>7494024
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the rope store

BIG RED NUMBERS

I see... I'm not the only one who lost a ton...

gonna do a dota game to rest my body then do more reps of either planks or squats or both

>>7494755
The only one never coming back is Cock

>>7494721
No worries. It's not gonna be animated, but I can at least get the OST on it.

I got the FBK kot in my kinder surprise today!

best of luck to our boglympics competitors. just imagine the GAINZ after completing your reps

>>7494931
Dotachad? Here? Based. Who do you play?

Memories of rope

>haachama down
I fucking hope she'll have a concert next week like goddamn

>>7494951
>FBK knot
H-hot

This 10m is going to disappear very quickly. Phew.

>>7494964
>MPP 14k
hurts just a little

I guess it really is red wednesday

>>7494888
Ah, sorry that was unrefreshed one

I seem to have misplaced three... no four of my lambos. oh where oh where could my lambos have gone?

>loss 1M
>gain 10 ranks
>over 8M in cash
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>7494931
>moba
Sorry anon but you aren't rest at all playing that garbage

5x10 today. Not too bad.

Post them

>>7494984
I have 10 million too!

>>7495031
>[red]
What the fuck are you doing?

Haven't seen one of these in a while

>>7495031
yesterday I started with -0.5% and went up to 7% on the end of the day, I'm full of HOPE

>nearly couldn't buy the tenshi dip
>remember I have fat overlooked Sheep stacks
bless this sheep

>>7495048
Nvm that's a supa, I thought you censored your own graph.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7495031

yesterday/today

>Lose 10m
>Climb 2 places
Thanks Suisei!

>>7495048
>>7495072

>>7495084
I'VE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE 100M CLUB AGAIN

>>7495075
funds are on the way.

>>7495115
Please vacate the discord, thank you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED REAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK WHO IS SAYING HAHA NOW GET FUCKED FAGGOT BOG (BEND OVER GAY) TO ME I WANT TO EAT YOUR ASS COME HERE I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT LOSER ASS GET FUCKED

MS. HOOONK STIMMY CHECK PLEASE. I DONT LIKE THESE REDS

>>7495132
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

>>7495031

>>7495056
>mfw im one spot below nenepro
at one point I was aiming to be you. What the hell happened here?

>>7495031

>>7495056
Nenepro has fallen so hard

Guys, I think someone fucked up.

NASFAQ is really raping my computer today, it's not that the site is unresponsive, it's literally stuttering.

>>7495115
abayo tft-kun...

new gay sandwich

>perfect crab on the leaderboard
>tons of positions ripe to sell off
>buy all the goddamn dips anyways
you can't make this up. Once the weekend wears off it's red, every week.

This fucking zhonkbot better give me some mori dupes to make up for the bog

>>7495056
>>7495171
>>7495159
All part of the plan.

>>7495196
The real OTP

I hope zhonkbot isn't a nigger today and actually buys 31+ of everything, my graph is going to look psychotic.

>>7495031

Teach me the ways of the dupe..

>Going red
What are you guys doing?

>>7495189

>>7495196
>>7495230
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME
where's MY nasfaq waifu?!

>>7495196
That's one sloppy Joe.

>>7495196
Maybe the true OTP was Joe X Mikofriend.

>>7495270
Try not being poor

OHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS MY MPP IS GETTING SMMALER

>>7495274
I can be your wife

>>7495287
i-it just happened somehow

>>7495270
Not being poor.

>>7495287
In a homie way. r-right?
>>7495302
which hoshiyomi are you 90% of you here are yab as fuck

>I've still got 2 invites left
The auctions will be wild.

New OP's ready whenever we hit Page 10.

>>7495274
It's not your fault Joe

>>7495338
>hoshiyomi
>homie way
all hoshiyomis are either gays or really weird

>>7495338
I have big plans(for our wedding ceremony), I just need the money

>>7494961
I wouldnt call us chads anon... but either way i play zues, slark, riki, pl and morph lately

>>7495313
>>7495298
You mean, being poorer?

>>7495362
When we gonna get a hoshiyomi into sounding?

>>7495343
good job, might take a while today

>>7495338
were all homies here.

>>7495305
>>7495362
"no homo" as the kids these days say, right! haha...

i will now buy maririn

>>7495274
Lol, just pick one random fuck and molest him until he loves you, worked for me might wwork for you too

>>7495362
yeah and? what if we're both

>>7495403
molesting until he loves you. wtf

>>7495403

>>7494961
>>7495373
>all the niggercarries
oof. didn't follow the meta for 2 years, is drow ranger good again?

>>7495122
>What will we do with a drunken sailor.
Tuck her in and kiss her forehead.

>>7495140
Damn, and I thought I didn't like Rean. Hoshiyomis are on another level.

>>7495391
BEND OVER GAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THE 30TH PLACE WILL FOREVER BE MINE

What happened?

>>7495449
your mom

>>7495420
It works. Trusto me

big plans x rean. the complete opposite of nasfaq waifu

>>7495403
Post wallet please

ina...calli...

a pic of yesterday which will once again be the status quo in 3-4 hours

>>7495470
Just molest me already you pussy

>>7491317
>>7491205
I also have more than 5% of her market

>>7494961
>chad
anon, you have to stop. you would have way more fun playing single player games.
t. former support chad

>>7495484
Is this the Comfy Crab?

>>7495274
all hoshiyomis are my husband and masters

>>7495484
MA! IM IN THIS ONE!

>>7495449
The rep arc was preparing us for the gay arc

>>7495498
looks like this will be the week of zero liquid.

>>7495484

>>7495031

>>7495425
drow ranger's my wife

>>7495518
from nasfaq /fit/ to nasfaq /lgbt/
as it should be. fujos?

>>7495486
No, I'm interested in who you molested