/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah... Finally some Cage

I miss IRyS

Soon!

can someone gift me a membership?

If you have a chance to talk with DadRyS and momRyS, what will you say to them?

>>75243236
>May I have your daughter's hand in marriage?

>>75243230
You can suck some DD fags dick for it when public room comes up. Or just spam youtube emotes like the rest of the disgusting greys

>>75243421
why so mean i just wanted to watch the cage

>>75243489
Why would I be kind to beggar scum when i'm barely nice to real IRyStocrats

>>75243542
fair lol

wheres the lewds at Getto?

>>75243693
>He's not in the new club

did she say when the watchalong will be?

>>75243230
go to the fan discord and suck some of the retarded paypigs there

>>75243731
liar

>>75243693
>2017+7
>still doesn't know where the lewds are stored

>>75243751
Only a few of the giftfags are discordfags, desperate beggars will just talk in pre-chat until a giftfag decides to "gacha" them into membership.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>75243810
>He doesn’t know

i dont know either

>They don't know
Heh

>>75243236
Why did you raise her like this? Did you put all your effort in the first child then the little sister was forgotten?

what lewds?

shes reading this thread right now

>>75244059
you can't blame them for her being an evening person
they just didn't understand that she operates differently than most people

>>75244059
asians doesn't believe in depression nor its existence

>Monhun
Skip
>Japanese stream
Skip
>Bad movie watchalong
Skip
Dang. Weak month from her.

>>75244199
>evening person

>>75244270
(late night)

>>75244270
>>75244365
Heh, calling evening 'late night' just proves that you're a dawn person.

>>75244486
actually my chronotype is late evening
3-4am bedtime is ideal for me

>>75244171
t. IlleismRyS

>>75244486
no, I'm a piss-kiss

IRyS can I can some poop encouragement ASMR

https://youtu.be/7DnUHdG7L-U

IRyS stop using that menheras art for thumbnails

>>75244734
So all artists?

>>75244784
You don't understand that's a SEA teenage girl, it doesn't get worse than that

>>75244734
no such thing as a non menhera twitter artist retardchama

>>75244734

https://myanimelist.net/anime/56165/Boukyaku_Battery_TV
ASMR bros...

>>75244717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75244734
IRyS gets off to menheras haven't you realized that yet?

>>75244974
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75244734
skikk will kill herself if she does

>>75244974
she better keep up her end of the deal

>>75244974
oh nyo

>>75245038
>she doesn't like the happy-go-lucky type of characters
>she prefers the slightly menhera ones
hmmm don't even open it, you already know what it is

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1787548844735308252

>>75245200
iwys...

Didn't she say BL Battery had to be raised by the 5th when she changed the rules?

>>75245363
That ticked me off so I activated a fraction of my smart fridges to teach her a lesson

>>75245363
5th episode

>>75245363
by the 5th episode

Ohhhhhh. Ok, so we get the ASMR and then review bomb it to lower it back down where it deserves, right?

>>75245363
nice try IRyS but you are not gonna firegas me

>>75245458
yes

>>75245251
>TFW Kronii spends hours berating you and then breaks down and cries and starts saying sorry over and over

>>75245458
she wouldn't trust us ever again

Eh, I'll keep my review up if Irys honors her end. If not, right down to 1 it goes.

>>75244974
Didn't she said she might do it if it reached 8? Or did she said other thing after?

>>75245556
hot

Oh so that's who was gift begging

>>75245624
yes, that was the original goal. but in the previous stream she changed it to a 7 by the 5th

>sleeping early
#NotMyIRyS

>>75245795
who?

she not gonna sleep using some cheap tea lol

>>75246163
Don't tell her that she needs the placebo effect...

I need to fix my sleep too

>>75246071
miles

>>75246071
>>75246438

>>75246319
4am stream start, I will live with it...

>>75246438
>>75246477
from spiderman?

>>75246515
No the lawyer game

Irysmates, you had one job.

>Irys

I don't get why so many people are acting like she's never done ASMR before

>>75246706
I like Con air

>>75242319
Just listened to this for the first time since the concert, I never realized that's Koyori doing the background cheers back when.

cheeb cheeb

Cy...-onora!

>>75247314
it is? sometimes sounds like her but sometimes IRyS or Miko

>>75247748
Why would it be? There's no proof and there is absolutely no reason to have some third, uncredited person doing parts.
It makes no sense, this guy is a schizo.

if someone wants tl dr of the mem movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0ED-tgx2o

>>75248040
There are cheers while both of them are singing, it's INCREDIBLY common for other girls to do that sort of stuff in Holo concerts. Infact it's almost always the case.

>>75247748
I'm not sure, it does sounds like her to me though.

>>75246515

>>75248238
Blade runner was great though

>>75248238
Greys bitching about my Movie, what else is new?

>>75244974
Someone screenshot and and supa it to her

>>75248238
The worst thing "she's" picked is Drifters

I now know why she picked it

>>75249838
Discount Chapelle looking ass

>>75249838
Dave Chappelle is in this movie? I thought it was an action movie

We just recently hit the date where the new design is now older than the original design was when it was released yeah?

Nigga wait that's literally Chappelle

It didn't even take another 5 minutes

wait IRyS likes black guys?

>>75250420
She doesn't like black people especially not after all the tumblr 1.0 art she's gotten

>>75250420
Yes, she sees them as a walking penis

>>75250420
If this is what you're getting instead of the very obvious joke you actually need a lobotomy

>>75248238
how you dare!!!

>>75250094
all smiles

>>75250094
>>75249838
she did like Pulp Fiction after all

>>75250836
Do you think she likes blacked too?/

>>75251071
pulp fiction is about killing niggers you retarded mutt

>>75251015
I took away your right

Why are saplings like this?

>>75251127
both of you fuck off lmao >>>/pol/

>>75251570
Nobody has ever fallen for that

>>75244974
Why is it even a 7? Its actually stupidly good

>>75252236
IRyS..

Im still waiting on my gifted...

>beggar

>>75252609
Heres a present for you

>>75252609
Your parents are still waiting on you to get a job

>>75253166
mine too

I forgot how much I hated John Cusack's character.

>>75256618
Yeah, I've had days like that too...

https://files.catbox.moe/pjm6yy

don't click, it deletes system32

I hope nobody clicks that

>>75246844
I think the odd thing here is expecting it to be like she's going to do a Choco or Okayu level ASMR which is even more weird

guise where can i download conair for free

>>75258283
Conairfreedownload.com

>>75258283
Your local library

>>75257811
https://voca.ro/15KxXiw6DZDr

use any search engine that's not google and search for the last four words of your post

>>75258283
>>75258682

I know streaming is cringe but I've had a huge amount of success (and solid quality) with https://flixhq (dot) to

>>75258216
I don't think there is a single person who expects or wants that, everyone who mentions ASMR is telling her to just talk about anything, but softly. I know I hate the coomer stuff and I'd lose respect for her if she did that.

>>75257811
Great. I have to clean my Mouse PadRyS again

>>75259170
You know she won't. It won't even be like Fauna or even Gura. She's more on the goofier side with ASMR. Hell, I'd say she's closer to Subaru and SLIGHTLY Mumei with it.

Though I'm kinda confused that you seem to indicate you might not have respect for the holomems that do the horny ASMR. Might be a bad read, though.

>>75262450
nta but i do

>>75263253
buh why

It's been over a week and you ASMR autists are still at it. Jesus christ.

>>75263610
because getting your dick sucked through your ears is hot
https://japaneseasmr.com/19996/

>>75262450
I have goomed to Subaru’s Donald Duck ASMR and will goom to IRyS goofy ASMR too.

>>75263941
Oh yeah I gotta listen to Subaru ASMR I'm so fucking curious about that. Got a recommended stream?

>>75263784
Did I mistype something? I think you got the wrong idea of what I was saying but thanks for the link.

>>75263633
You do realise this is the one ASMR quota we're going to get for the year? That's it until next year.

It will go away after then.

>>75258283
Use a torrent

>>75259170
>I know I hate the coomer stuff and I'd lose respect for her if she did that
keep your autism in check

IRyS bathing spaces > ASMR

>>75264575
I don't like whores.
>Woah, autism much? amiright???
Uhhhh, sure thing buddy.

>>75265941
autism

Got your ASMR right here *CumRyS on you*

>>75264695
no doubt about that

>>75267751
more but with 2.0

>>75268001
CumRyS be upon you for disrespecting 1.0

hope i get a giftie even tho i probably wont watch this one

>Gift begging

we're gift beggars here its nbd

>>75270175
Die cunt

>>75272118
no, you

job HATE

>>75274378
Same, at work missing streams and making money so I can superchat.

frig man i cant find it on any of my streaming services this is bs

It's gonna be too early for me to watch the whole thing live. I'll just catch an hour and then finish with coffee in the morning...

>>75275094
https://www.bilibili.tv/en/video/2045573598

>>75275130
>It's gonna be
it's in a minute why are you talking like it's in 8 hours

Temp baker please use a cute IRyS art next thread for me, have a good movie night dorks.

>>75275289
because it's 4am, the sun will be up by the time the movie ends, I can't do that shit anymore man...

kinda wish she'd announce the watchalongs in advance so I have time to get it on bluray

lol

my wife is so dumb.

she spooked me for a second

What i didnt see it what was it

>>75275687

>>75275687
Her bare butt

>>75275687
THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE, HE-MAAAAN

>>75245099
>>75247559
>>75251015
>>75252793
>>75257999
>>75258283
Little fat fuck
Slam those stubby fingers in a heavy door

>newRyStocrats doesn't even know Dova Syndrome
grim

>>75275743
When was the last time she even had her Bae figure there

>kamo mile

>>75276062
hello brrat, on her last days as IRyS 1.0

>owdio

I'm beauty support those are my nuts, you're welcome

nuts

IRyS who cares about calories when you're barely eating anything

Why the fuck is youtube chat just inserting [EN][JP] whenever I tab into it what the FUCK

Nuts is always one of those things that you think should be safe to eat like grapes or strawberries but nope. I wonder if they're good for bulking on.

Calendaranon how is it

blood moon again...

>she likes crushing nuts

>>75276228
She's skinny fat.

TUMMY HORT

>>75276259
Oh I'm a retard

watching a movie with my gf on her period no biggie

>>75276360
as expected

she's 2 days early

no wonder its movieRyS for today. its blood moon season

>>75276405
>>75276434
WHICH IS IT

She needs my mana

My wifeRyS needs a mana transfer.

>>75276434
that's how it works, it's always shifting around

>>75276434
not really, the last time was on her last member's stream

She'll either end it quickly after the movie or find the mana to do a 6 hour stream

>>75276366
That is because she is an S.

didn't she do members last blood moon too? make it seems like she's only stream during it for members only

We should watch 12 monkeys next.

>>75276461
Her last talk about low mana was April 6th/7th, so not early.

>>75276689
Good taste, anon.

IRyS should watch black hawk down

>>75276730

FRAMED FOR A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT

wtf his lawyer fucking SUCKS

...But it wasn't even his fucking knife

Nic Cage's accent in this movie is such a fucking meme

God I seriously just love that Nicholas Cage just fucking locks in

Only believable in California or New York. Self defense in Alabama without a doubt.

>>75277105
still better than those shitty forced accents in The Interview with a Vampire. nothing beats that

>>75277223
It's in the same tier of awful

She's already enjoying how fucking ridiculous Cage's character is, this is great

>>75276792
that would be kino

the black guy is going to die isn't he?

Nerissa reference?

>>75277357
either first to die or one of the only to survive, no inbetween

...This movie is good.

>>75277357
I wouldn't be surprised

>Former general of the Black Gorillas

ONE OF THE VILLAINS IS A BLACK PANTHER?

man i forgot ving rhames was the default jacked black dude criminal in all 90s movies

>>75277682
a black gorilla, they thought that was better

I predicted this

When do they wheel out Cheeb from the bus?

>>75277748
How the ACTUAL FUCK did they get away with that?

>>75277788
It was a different time

>>75277788
It was a better time.

>>75277766
She already died in her prison

>>75277839
no...

>>75277788
90s were a better time

>>75277682
YIBAMBE!

>>75277839
She escaped without anyone noticing.

IRyS may be a bit slow...

>she knows the chappelle show
I didn't expect that

>>75277916
The Dino Crisis 2 finale...

>>75277949
Everyone knows that, it's pretty common knowledge thanks to the Internet. She is still an American too after all.

>>75277962
I WILL FIND HER

damn this is a strong cast

Who gets a tattoo every time they rape someone?

I'm at work, is n-word on stream?

>>75277949
She's a millennial, everyone knew.

>>75278098
Dave Chappelle, yeah

They never introduced Steve Buscemi did they.

>>75278098
ya i see a few of them

>>75278082
Psychopaths

>magazine capacity being relevant in a 90s action movie
dyrbi

That's the name of the movie!

she really likes violence

IRyS is secretly racist...
She's just like me...

Chapelle's lines are saving the movie

yes I meant it

You could adapt Cyrus' entire character into cheebs

>>75278967
Steve Buscemi's character is closer.

>I thought that was a smartphone
Bro...

>>75279094
Someone call affirmative action, we got a live one here.

This is actually a fucking good movie why the fuck was I convinced otherwise

discount jason statham...

>>75279094
How good is she with paizuri

>>75279282
It's extremely campy and retarded

>>75279353
that doesnt mean its not good

OH SHIT IT'S HANNIBAL

>Hey don't touch anything
>Proceeds to open a box that says DO NOT TOUCH

>>75279629
>What's the worst that could happen

Is that black guy Mike Tyson

Bro could kill the guy in one punch and he's terrified of him

o'brien's such a dickhead

THE DAY OF THE DOG BEGINS
YIBAMBE

KEK

>Hi, Garland
kek

i kinda hope steve buscemi ends up having no lines, for the lulz

what are the odds

THIS MOVIE ROCKS

Nice shot zooming in on his face

let off some steam bennet

>>75280298
Honestly that would've been better

That guy sounds like some of the schizos here. Convinced they're mentally stable while walking around carrying a little girls head.

>>75281095
Yeah says and does nothing until the end of the movie where he saves the day

I think IRyS would enjoy The Hateful 8
It seems like she enjoys movies with a lot of crazy people

god my wife is so cute

>>75281262
that would such a fun watchalong, shit gets incredibly crazy

>>75281343
i think it would be pretty uncomfortable

>>75281406
ah yeah forgot it was a Tarantino movie in the wild west

>>75281406
have you not been watching how she has been laughing throughout all of this movie even in the racist parts?

That loli is in as much danger as one around Flare

>>75281581
KEK

>>75281558
hateful 8 is way too fucked up

>>75281581
Worse. Flare won't mangle them at least.

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

I'll show you what you can do in 12 minutes

>>75281625
exactly what I thought at that line

>THIS MOVIE FUCKING ROCKS

Diabetes kills frens
Take care of your body

CHAD

IRyS is my hummingbird

There is no medicine for what I have.

KANI KANI KANI

Okay but why the fuck is this little girl in an empty swimming pool in the middle of fucking nowhere

Dude's been getting thrown around the whole movie

>>75282025
kek

>>75281972
It's that airplane dude's kid I guess

>>75281972
well, he is a schizo so

BOOM

cyonara bitch

>cy
>ONARA
kino

>Cy
>Onara
FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

best take on the overused >sayonara quip in action movies ever

IRyS when encountering a high stress situation https://litter.catbox.moe/37ajf0.png

Goddamn that's a fruity man

she HATES the faggot

the girl turned into a guyRyS hat...

>>75282336
kek

>no air support
what are these retarded cops even doing

>grenade launchers make laser gun sound effects

Those are some crazy ass random shots that look cool as hell

THIS
MOVIE
ROCKS

Shit my power had to go out for 2 seconds god damn it

Dannycrat.....

I didn't notice either, he looks too young

diabetesbro...

>Machete from Spy Kids
Well, she isn't wrong.

What the fuck is going on

>IRyS doesn't cheer
IRyS likes it rough and degrading...

based chivalric nic

cue Megaman music

that donkey kong music kek

DIABETIC LOVE!

Cheebio...

THERE IS NO GOD

BELIEVE IN GOD IF YOU BELIEVE IN ME.

HOMO BTFO

hey that's no way to treat a lady

>no adspace sphere thing
i forgot such a vegas existed

sing now

I'M SAVING THE FUCKIN' DAY

Wtf the people who made this movie really have it out for Corvettes

>wree-thing in pain

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SUCH A STUPIDLY GOOD SHOT WITH THE ARM

WHORE

>>75283159
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD

>un-skathed

IRyS wants you to get to the fucking point when killing someone

FINAL DESTINATION'D

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MODERN MOVIE SUCKS COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAD

Get pressed

>wet bunny
that's one such rp scenario i want to do with IRyS

wet bunny

STEVE IS FREE HOLY FUCK

>>75283686
80's-20's was the golden age. now everything is too PC

>>75283729
Steve is reformed now

>>75283769
Movies have been shit since the 2000s

Steve was never caught again after that day

Absolute Cagekino

>>75283835
we love rush hour here

damn i teared abit

>>75283835
I liked shreck and lotr

>>75283950
LOTR was the last good movie

>>75283852
it's fine, he changed

RATE THE MOVIE

You know considering our protag went to prison for ten years for self defense, who's to say Garland didn't kill 30 people in defense and also just had a little fun with it

That movie was fucking terrible, lmao. Good thing I had IRyS there to entertain me.

>that was a movie
True

>>75284009
Amazing, can't believe I missed this when it came out, one of the best 90s action movies

>>75284009
Kino

>>75284009
best movie I've watched this year

>>75284009
They turned the pedophile serial killer into a reformed sympathetic character. Pure 90's kino, lol.

>>75284009
HOW WAS I CONVINCED THIS MOVIE SUCKS

>>75284009
10/10
Movie so good it made IRyS forget she had low mana

>>75284009
we need more cage watchalongs

>>75284009
always follow nicolas cage's instructions/10
top tier campy 90s action/10

>>75284009
It solidly fits into the "so bad it's good" category. The movie is hot fucking ass but is corny and cheesy enough to be an unintentional comedy. I enjoyed it but what a god awful movie.

>>75284009
We give it an OH!
out of 5

>>75284009
kino

>>75284298
If you think this movie is bad you have no soul

>>75284009
how did nic cage go from making kino like this to boring dogshit like willys wonderland

>>75284009
>Make a motif out of the rapist and his arm
>Have him FUCKING DIE AND ALL THAT'S LEFT IS HIS ARM
KINO, FUCKING KINO

Okay but what if we also watched Commando

>>75284361
If I recall right, Nicholas Cage will do every script he's given because he's addicted to buying a lot of shit so you can blame script writers. He's a good actor who's incredibly generous with opportunities.

>>75284358
I very much enjoyed the movie but for all the wrong reasons, lol. Like I said, it was an unintentional comedy due to how awful it was.

>>75284424
It's actually crazy

>>75284424
He's owned a lot of expensive assets and had to pay off debts with acting before

>>75284418
I think I've been gaslit into thinking Nicholas Cage is a bad actor cause I swear the more films I see him in the more I realize this man is doing his very best.

That'll take too long IRyS...

>>75284537
He's good when he's right for the role. The problem is he acts the same way in almost every movie and he also takes a bunch of godawful movies

I love the rock, such a great movie. I really hope she watches it

>>75284537
Sorry dude I accidentally tagged you but yes I WOULD LIKE TO WATCH COMMANDO TOO

She should do these more than once a month

i gotta watch the starship troopers watchalong

>>75284602
The Rock is a James Bond movie btw. It's canon.

>>75284670
>Demolition Man
Now that is actually a good over the top 90's action flick. Not the garbage we saw tonight that some of you are trying to convince yourselves was good.

>>75284670
She should but greyfags would get uppity. There's a reason she does these so infrequently. I hate it too.

Every member's stream is always really nice.

>>75284670
I wish, it's always so fucking fun

She should watch the original Live Action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

>>75284704
It's great, she loved it so much she bought it and rewatched it the next day

>>75284729
she can always do watchalongs that aren't members only

>>75284752
that was the first movie I saw in theatres

>>75284787
Too bad we'll never get to see her play Helldivers

>dune

>>75284830
EDF soon!

she should watch the original Planet of the Apes

>>75284876
That reminds me, is the EDF6 pre-order thing applicable for the Steam version? Cause I like me some EDF and I would love to get IRyS

lynch kino coming through

>>75284729
it's not about the greys, she actually likes playing games
Most of the times she postpones membership streams because she wants to play games instead, she said it last stream too

There was this one guerilla watchalong I'm pretty sure, was it constantine or john wick I don't remember

>>75284946
It was Constantine

>What are the top ten TV shows
>Its anime

Also wait IGRAAS is that fucking popular? Is it good?

>>75284906
I think it's on the Steam version too, but I'm not 100% sure

Slimes only good for making doujins of it

I wanna watch dbz with her so fucking bad but I know its too long for her

>>75284925
I mean if she did more than one in a month. I would like that a lot, but you can bet they'll complain. They already do as it is.

>Getting forced to watch some anime I really don't care about
This is GFE

>>75285019
good but not top kind of good

nefuri

>>75284911
>Eraserhead
we will never get kino like that again and zoomers will never ever understand

hate when shes about to tangent and stops for superchats

She really doesn't want to do ASMR lmao

She should just make us watch it with her RIGHT NOW

JUST KISS ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75285159
Everyone act surprised.

>asmr is a go
>but she's gonna do a cursed one

ASMRbeggar crumbs

There's your confirmation bros, she said she DOES eventually want to do it again

Battery is so mid. It's not terrible, but it's definitely not good.

>>75285159
At least she admits the problem is her. She needs to learn a new audio interface rather than be dependent on the shitty GoXLR. Surely somebody makes something similar enough so it's not such a huge learning curve?

ASMR antis are sad

she is making more excuses, it's never gonna happen

>>75285308
>>75285352
She just said she's going to do it though. Just not straight away.