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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Channels: https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Channels: https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Channels: https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Channels: https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Channels: https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Channels: https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Channels: https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
Channels: https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emberamane
Channels: https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Channels: https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Channels: https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Channels: https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Channels: https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Channels: https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Channels: https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RunieRuse
Channels: https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/eimiisami
Channels: https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HikanariHina
Channels: https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs
Channels: https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kannagiloki
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/grampico_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

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THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

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PIPPA LOVE

>> No.75407262

>>75407126
ACTUAL PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>75402115
>>75402115

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Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

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I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>> No.75407428

>>75407314
I miss Minto.

>> No.75407431
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Pippa, let me move in and cook for you.

>> No.75407448

>microwaves dumplings

>> No.75407450
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Pipkiss

>> No.75407460

>>75407431
I made this post

>> No.75407461

>>75407314
is she Japanese yet

>> No.75407465

Pippa is a loser, but not in the kinda-cool kind resigned way.

>> No.75407482
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I would kick Pippa out of the kitchen because I'm a misogynist.

>> No.75407489
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4chan webm breaking down for anyone else?

>> No.75407506

Pippa doesn't need a bf, she needs a househusband because she's clearly inept on her own.

>>75407428
You know she came back last month, right?

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>>75407460
No, it was me, see?

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Pippa’s soda pot belly~
I’d rather she’d drink more soda and less energy drinks. Better a little chubby than have heart problems. Energy drinks are infinitely worse than soda.

>> No.75407559

>>75407489
>the whole bottle
Closed

>> No.75407561

>>75407489
It's not just you

>> No.75407567

>>75407482
I would kick Pippa out of the kitchen because I'm physically abusive.
We are not the same.

>> No.75407568

>>75407431
>>75407460
>>75407535
All me

>> No.75407571

>>75407506
I know but she isn't streaming right now.

>> No.75407605

fellas the one thing between me and a good physique is that I have never, ever been able to handle the hunger that inevitably comes with a cut. No amount of fiber helps. It’s like my body realizes it’s not had its usual amount of calories and violently sperg a out until I break. What do?

>> No.75407613

>>75407431
>>75407460
>>75407535
>>75407568
I am the author of the above posts

>> No.75407614

Pippa news

She likes my nut

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>>75407568
Stop lying.

>> No.75407628

>>75407489
the result is surprisingly good

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>> No.75407661

>>75407489
>10 dollars in chicken
>40 dollars in other bullshit
Jesus Christ, lady!

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>> No.75407688

>>75407639
Fat fuck

>> No.75407698

Is Pippa Ja/ck/ pilled?

>> No.75407699

>>75407489
>low income
>all that premade shit
I have always and will always maintain that poverty is a mindset

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>>75407617
I'm not.

>> No.75407716

>>75407687
kek

>> No.75407717

>>75407605
Don't have food readily available. Make it so annoying to make food that it stops you from eating. If you start trying to order out food, remove those apps. 2 weeks of pain and self control will be enough time for your body to adapt and slowly but surely get used to the change.

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Eimi sounds extremely breedable right now

>> No.75407769

DON'T DO IT PIPPA. VITA RAMEN GAVE ME NASTY BRAPS ALL DAY

>> No.75407774

>>75407698
Jacklinks is a fucking scam

>> No.75407777
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>>75407702
Cease this faggotry!

>> No.75407803

>>75407605
Hunger is controlled by hormones. The hormones are called lipids. Lipids are created by fat cells. The more fat you have, the more intense your hunger will feel to you. The only way to feel less hungry is to have less fat inside your body. It's a chicken or the egg problem, so there's no easy way to get through it. Just know that if you do actually get over the mountain it's remarkably easier on the other side of it. Don't think that when you're losing weight that you're going to be suffering for the rest of your life. It's temporary.

>> No.75407818

Pink cat should phase in
https://files.catbox.moe/2rj5n8.mp4

>> No.75407831

>>75407769
God imagine the Pippa braps

>> No.75407845

>>75407455
Jesus doesn't talk to you through a computer screen. You don't know anything about how bad he is at video games. You don't know about his tummy hort, or his poor diet. You can't have him rant at you about the problems he has with his parents. He'll never tell you about how his fucked up fetishes or talk excitedly about his latest hyperfixation.
Vtubers may not actually be there for you physically, but they're still physical existences that are somewhere out there in the world. That's more than Jesus.
Parasociality is strong enough with vtubers that they can trigger your primal social instincts.
I can understand how it could help with self-improvement.

>> No.75407869

>some fatty fat fat in chat telling Pippa that diets and health food and nutrition is a scam
LOL

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Phaser who will do this for you?

>> No.75407916

>>75407538
Split the difference and just drink coffee.

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>>75407818
That's forbidden

>> No.75407924

>>75407777
Checked

I had a big slip-up at work when I chatted "faggotry" to a group chat explaining the actions of a stubborn and stupid customer. Quickly edited but doubt it was fast enough. I blame myself, primarily, but I also blame 4chan.

>> No.75407929

>>75407869
they're correct

>> No.75407942

>>75407889
Wemi

>> No.75407960

>>75407717
So essentially just grit my teeth for two weeks? Alright I’ll give it a shot. Thanks Anon

Were all gonna make it brahs

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Drink whiskey and have a cigg for dinner. Easy weight loss.

>> No.75407992

>>75407929
Okay fatty. Im sure exercizing is a scam too.

>> No.75408004

>>75407739
What's the average Eimi litter size?

>> No.75408011

>>75407869
It's a shame, I'm 143 lb. I lost 90 lb copying japanese diet

>> No.75408014
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>>75407916
No, Sakana. Soda will make her more plump~

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>>75407157
>>75407214
NOW (Literally right now)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Investigating the effects of a good diet on depression)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0i82tgDRk
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JooFt-xlsTg

SOON
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 1h5m | Slideshow about Trip) Not moved to tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4eDtZ6ayQ

LATER
Kaminari Clara (09:00UTC | 6h5m | Collab w/ Reina)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0QWdbY4UY
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 8h5m | Members Only: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezfbmfVpNac
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 9h5m | ARK, Boss Fights - Streamer Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bcphv-26OI
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h5m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Airi *may* do a second stream
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa & Michi

>> No.75408043

>>75407889
Runie

>> No.75408045
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>>75407889
I'd keep the ipad on me

>> No.75408046

Excited to drink a cup of olive oil, for health!

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>>75407889
wemi

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>>75407889
This is hard to watch

>> No.75408053

You cucks are going to be so upset when Purin joins Idol lol

>> No.75408063

>>75407992
>exercizing is a scam too
Yes if you want lose weight don't eat.

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Did pippa make this stream due to the guy posting about her soda belly?

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>>75407992
>exercizing
nta, but seethe more ESL /fit/fag.

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Hoochie mama I love Runie!

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>>75407889

>> No.75408128

>>75407889
Did he get his license revoked

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>>75407889

>> No.75408136

>>75408102
That rabbit is pregnant

>> No.75408148

Zero consumer protections against fake olive oil in the US. No idea why but I blame seed oil industry. Similar to aluminum>flouride nonsense.

https://www.wsav.com/now/the-olive-oil-you-are-using-may-be-fake/#:~:text=Not%20exactly..,basedbean%2C%20palm%20and%20canola%20oil.

>> No.75408154

Pippa being this lazy is pissing me off.

>> No.75408158

>>75407889
I don't care who it is, I just want it to be done to me.

>> No.75408166

>>75408102
why is she pippregnant

>> No.75408177

>>75408053
kek

>> No.75408192

>>75408053
What ever happened to her, anyway? I miss her

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>>75408102
God I hope she did~

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>>75407960
Yeah man. We'll make it brah.

>> No.75408227

>>75408192
She phase out

>> No.75408252 [DELETED] 

>>75408103
Yeah only esl people can work out lol if you work out you dont speak english lol hahha gottem working out is a scam because spelling errors and also I hate brown people and brown people work out?!!!! (?????)

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>>75408166
to awake her motherly instincts

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>>75408148
this needs to be a death penalty offense

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>>75407889
why did you have to post this?

>> No.75408291

Should I buy an air fryer or should I buy an instant pot?

>> No.75408306

>>75407774
Jacklinks isn't Ja/ck/ watch at your own risk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.75408321

>>75408148
damn
so I have to spend more and buy from those bougie places that have prime sourced everything?

>> No.75408336

>>75407869
It's true though. Instead just eating less people do meme diets in some retarded attempt to eat themselves thin. It's moronic.

>> No.75408374

>>75408148
same thing for balsamic vinegar, and even fresh truffles can be fake chinese ones

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>>75407889

>> No.75408418

>>75408306
Oh I have seen this guy. For me its.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFWvs7bPSI

>> No.75408417

>>75408291
Air fryer for steak is primo if youre not worried about the lack of grill marks. Also great for reheats instead of microwave.

Instapot is great for roasts and veggies.

>> No.75408456

>>75408336
You need to work out and change your diet to loose weight. Doing only one wont work. I am not trying to defend keto or something, but saying that eating healthy has no purpose is pretty stupid.

>> No.75408508

Seriously, if you want to be healthy and lose weight don't follow some special diet or super low calorie meal crap. You're just going to feel like crap and bounce back regaining weight afterwards. Instead eat regular balanced meals and cut back on snacking/deserts. This is what your body actually needs and is easier to transfer your eating habits onto. From there just be more active and exercise more to bring your weight down. This has been the key to losing weight and being healthy since forever, people are just retarded and somehow decided this is wrong in the past century. There is no secret, just eat regular meals in reasonable portions, cut back on eating outside of meals, and exercise more.

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>>75407889

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The pain isn't stopping. I could use it... I could make others hurt others as easily as breathing. They will make my death an example for this! Should I do it chat? They should all burn!

>> No.75408532

>>75408321
I dont even think they have real olive oil. You need to know someones great grandma who can actually tell the difference by the smell/taste. Were already so dilluded we cant even tell. Im sure theres a list somewhere, though.

>> No.75408534

Eimi stream would be better if it was actually Roblox

>> No.75408537

I'm with Pippa on this healthy cooking shit. Way too many fucking steps. I just throw shit into an air fryer and call it a day.

>> No.75408540

Smoke some horny goat weed and make some baby hamsters for Eimi to eat.

>> No.75408550
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>>75408418
>dinotendies
based

>> No.75408551

>>75408192
Idoling in

>> No.75408557

>still slamming the soda

>> No.75408579
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TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

>> No.75408581
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>>75408532
>dilluded

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>> No.75408646

>>75408517
You ain’t that Vergil guy. You type like a schizo, not a degenerate

>> No.75408670

>>75408374
The truffle thing was so weird to read about. Actual shenanigans.

>> No.75408671

>>75408557
failure to get vitamin d and calcium is going to hurt her way more than some cans of soda

>> No.75408713

>>75407889
She 100% calls him daddy.

>> No.75408723

>>75408252
Proving my point with that reading comp ESL-kun, you're sperging out like you did last time /fit/ shit came up.

>> No.75408736

>>75408610
For what purpose?

>> No.75408766

>>75408581
>dilluded
SB deluded. I need to install a spellcheck extension.

>> No.75408772

>>75408610
This fat piece of shit should be banned from flying or staying at any hotel.

>> No.75408791

>>75407889
I am so glad I have a relationship like this one.
I love not being in the current dating market
thank fucking god fr fr

>> No.75408805
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>>75408646
The Alpha and the Omega is not a degenerate!

>> No.75408806
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>>75408736
Cause he can

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>>75407889
>:14 seconds

Who the FUCK is at the doorway???

>> No.75408883

>>75408791
Why are you here?

>> No.75408893

>washing chicken
I try to forget that's a thing.

>> No.75408903

Canned chicken?

>> No.75408916

>>75408805
He seems like one of the Pippa fat posters. He seems like the based kind of degenerate, just like Vergil.

>> No.75408929

>>75408806
Imagining how long this fat faggot was in that bathroom while some poor dude had to take a shit.

>> No.75408938
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I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>> No.75408941

>>75408508
Yeah but I could also do a 1-week keto/1-week all carb diet that's going to make me shit brown water until I lost 10lbs of weight

>> No.75408950

>>75408508
fats don't listen to "just eat less"

>> No.75408957

Why are all instant pot recipes tailored to absolute mouthbreathing imbeciles who can barely seem to even function or have the capability of individual thought?

>> No.75408995

>>75408903
she's right, it's like canned tuna. i've only ever seen it as food aid.

>> No.75409016

>>75408893
People that wash their chicken are tragically uneducated.
I once asked someone what they thought they were accomplishing by washing it, and they just said "salmonella", as if you can just wash it away or something.

>> No.75409031

>>75408903
It's okay. Essentially similar to canned tuna. Decent for chicken salad or something.

>> No.75409032

>>75408957
Thats who the instapot is for, anon. Its for people who dont cook.

>> No.75409036

>>75408957
Cause its for lazy ass fuckers.

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>>75407889

>> No.75409043

>>75408941
actually, you shit bricks while on keto and shit water when you break keto too fast

>> No.75409076

>>75408806
Airplane bathrooms are for fucking, not cooking

>> No.75409086

>>75408610
>Making stew in the gross hotel sink that some stranger shaved their pits into and washed their hands in.
>In the bathroom with vaporized fecal matter in the air two feet from the toilet.

Why

>> No.75409090

>multicultural potatos
Do American really?

>> No.75409100

>>75408938
I want to have sextasy with Hina

>> No.75409103
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>>75408903
I don't think anyone would by tyson as a canned brand, but yeah.

>> No.75409107

>>75408713
hot

>> No.75409113

>>75408883
I like vtubers and so does my wife.

>> No.75409125

>>75409086
I piss in the hotel sink sometimes if the bathroom is being used

>> No.75409152

>>75409125
What the fuck man.

>> No.75409164

>>75408806
Didn't some fucker try this and got shit by a air marshall because they thought he was building a bomb?

>> No.75409169

>>75409103
>by
Well, time to die.

>> No.75409175

>>75409032
>>75409036
Seriously this stuff ranges from basic at best to absolute slop at worst which is more typical.
I mean Pippa has no idea how to cook and definitely struggles to survive (not hating, I like her but thats the fact, or rather the appeall) so I guess it makes sense for her. At least she is trying to eat "real food".

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>>75409113

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>>75407889
Please for the love of god delete this I fucking beg of you.

>> No.75409253

Spam isn't half as bad as people make it out to be.
Just fry it in a pan with a basic teriyaki sauce and serve over rice.

>> No.75409274

>>75409175
>At least she is trying to eat "real food".
This is unironically the best advice. Don't eat processed food.

>> No.75409278

>>75409175
I agree I am glad she is finally at least looking at what real food is.

>> No.75409307

reactkin rippa

>> No.75409310

>>75408806
There are a few places mostly out west with grounded planes and maintained interiors people have used to fake shit like this

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>>75408957
>whoa i can cook WITHOUT cooking? god, cooking is SO HARD
yes, it makes no sense. yes, it's a scam.

>> No.75409324

>>75409113
Highly based.

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>>75409103
I thought she was eating this shit

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man isn’t the lisa handjob joke so funny? it would be even funnier if you said it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

>> No.75409371

>>75409253
The only people who talks shit about it are californian and new yorker "people"

>> No.75409387

>>75408871
STOP NOTICING

>> No.75409389

>>75408806
>on long flight
>really have to take a shit
>wait patiently for whoever is in there to finish
>hear plastic packaging rattling
>smell something cooking
>guy walks out several minutes later with a bag of cooked shrimp
>bathroom smells like a kitchen
>there's butter in the sink

>> No.75409388

>>75409175
Been thinking about buying one for a decent rice cooker that can do other shit as well.
Seems like a good deal for that purpose.

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>>75409333

>> No.75409400

Would you buy the fagot brand instant pot?

>> No.75409409

>>75409364
weed?

>> No.75409410
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Retarded faggot

>> No.75409414

https://poal.me/qwh40k
https://poal.me/qwh40k

>> No.75409418

>>75409364
I wanna kiss you while listening to WASP, Lisa.

>> No.75409429

What kind of fucking subhuman animals wear shoes inside of their house?

>> No.75409438

>>75409175
>At least she is trying to eat "real food".
She's not gonna do any of this though, its already too much effort for her and we all know it.

>> No.75409473

>>75409364
Lisa handjobs = weed

>> No.75409475

PIPPA I'D DO IT FOR FREE

>> No.75409481

>>75409364
She runs through the rain and jumps into the passenger side of my Toyota Corolla. I knew what to expect. I was prepared for this moment. Excited in some way. I knew she was going to say, "I dont have any money, Anon!"

I normally listen to liquid drum and bass but I found a Deftones/My Bloody Valentine mashup that I knew she would like. After 2 minutes of small talk, I hand her the bag. We make eye contact for the 1st time as she nods. I pull down my sweatpants and tilt my seat back far enough that she could go down if she really wanted to. It never works. She rubs her small hand gently at first on my half-hard dick, giving me a slow continuous jolt. She's done this 5 other times and she knows what to do by now. She looks out the passenger side window as she hums along to the song. I turn off the lights and whipers so we dont attract attention.

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>>75409364
i would post the katana photo to threaten them in a comedic manner, but janny will flip

>> No.75409498

>>75409333
>>75409103
Actual dog food.

>> No.75409522

>>75409337
I love hags so much bros...

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>>75409414
hahahaha it says POOPKIN POOPA hahahahaha

>> No.75409528

Room, board, and an allowance and I'll do it Pippa.

>> No.75409533

>>75408805
I like this girl's big breasts

>> No.75409545

Try baking a whole onion like its a baked potato but cut and hole in the top and put a bouillon cube with some butter in it. Fucking amazing.

>> No.75409546

>>75409475
I also made this post

>> No.75409560

>>75409438
Stop catastrophizing she is a wreck and needs to at least try.

>> No.75409561

I want to feed, dress and out Pippa in diaper

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>>75409414

>> No.75409578

>>75409400
but instant pot is the brand

>> No.75409610

Guys what do u call it when you are overcome with the insatiable urge to cook for an online mentally ill woman who uses a bunnygirl avatar? I would love nothing more than to watch her eat my food then brutally beat me within an inch of my life as payment.

>> No.75409622

>>75409364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZyzCNeFKY

>> No.75409623
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Pippa needs me

>> No.75409638

>pippa wants the guy to say fagor
Just say it Pippa.

>> No.75409662

>>75409610
>parasocial eat-the-eggs-ism

>> No.75409673

>>75409610
Being a man. This is your instincts

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>>75409364
People are still looping that joke? This place really is no better than a twitch chat sometimes.

>> No.75409682

I don't get it. Just put the chicken breast into the oven, heat until it is a safe temperature, and eat.

>> No.75409697

Pippa just said fag on stream

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>>75409409
>>75409473
>>75409481
Yeah go on, keep repeating the same joke, it gets funnier each time

>> No.75409749

>>75409410
Fat hands typed that.

>> No.75409767
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WHY USE AN INSTANT POT IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SAUTEE

>> No.75409769

I'd honestly rather just shake&bake or add bbq sauce to some chicken and bake it in the oven. Easy as fuck to make and tastes good.

>> No.75409792

>>75409610
Saviorfagging

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My Oshi liked my tweet

>> No.75409814

This guy Pippa is watching has more to say about literally nothing than anyone should have to say about an actual subject. Holy shit.

>> No.75409823

>>75409698
Hey Lisa do you have that "We are now Reddit" image

>> No.75409831

I want a Pippa cooking stream so bad

>> No.75409841

>>75409769
Same. My meals are usually just shake and bake thighs and frozen veggies.

>> No.75409845

>>75409560
>and needs to at least try.
Faggot did you not watch the first half of the stream where she talks about just not doing that? Effort = fuck it in her head. She'd rather go to bed hungry than have to cook.

>> No.75409860

>>75409682
But that doesn't make for an overly long and watchable youtube video.

>> No.75409870

>>75409698
Lisa + weed = hand
Lisa - weed =
Weed + hand= Lisa

>> No.75409916

>>75409623
I'm Pippa's top guy?

>> No.75409924
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>Joke about having weed in Twitter
>Now Lisa is spamming me DMs
What I should do anons?

>> No.75409962

>>75409814
He's like the neutered version of that Bon Appetit
guy

>> No.75409968

Pippa should end stream with the $2 steak.

>> No.75409970

>>75409924
Get that handjob, bro.

>> No.75409973

>>75409924
Acquire weed.

>> No.75409978

Eimi is actively avoiding reading my messages again... It's always the one above or below me. She fucking HATES me bros uuuuuuuu

>> No.75409981

I can’t watch Pippa stream right now, is she being retarded as usual

>> No.75409982

The weed joke is funny.

>> No.75409988

>>75409924
Find the Deftones/MBV mashup immediately.

>> No.75409990

I want to have gentle, consensual sex with Hina

>> No.75409993

>>75409924
I would flick her clit and even let her use my penis for weed ngl

>> No.75410001

the secret to a thick stew is a roux, which is anathema to a crock pot recipe

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>>75409364
I don't want to hurt Lisa sexually but I have too...

>> No.75410037

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

>> No.75410044
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>>75409968
Pippa should end stream by eating 6 2$ steaks and chugging 3 big bottles of mt dew

>> No.75410055

>>75410001
If you butter+flour in a crock pot, does it not keep its thickness?

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I think Pippa should cook for me

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>> No.75410088

>>75410001
I like my beef stew to basically be a chunky beef soup and skip the thickening steps and just leave it as broth.

>> No.75410090

2 ingredient cake? Finally a Pippa recipe

>> No.75410108

>>75409364
Does the weed to handjob transaction apply to Sheeple or is it just exclusive to Lisa?

>> No.75410117
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>> No.75410120

Can someone post the Lisa's song soundposts?

>> No.75410121

I miss Filian

>> No.75410148

>>75410074
Pankofags and Panko will defend this

>> No.75410179
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>anon~

>> No.75410183

>>75410108
If the sheeple is a 90lb asian girl, yes.

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>I LOVE HAMBURGER HELPER
my beloved white trash oshi

>> No.75410256

>>75410179
>Cooking on the stove

Too high effort for Pippa. If you can't make it in a microwave its too complicated.

>> No.75410278

>>75410074
Thankfully he doesn't have to live in Italy

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>>75410055
needs heat and stirring to set up first or it's not a roux. you can just make it in another pan and add it to the crock pot, but at that point you are not a stove-fearing crock pot purist, so why bother? the extra step breaks the illusion of easier cooking with less dishes. this kills the retard.

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>>75410195
Hamburger helper overcooked to being "slightly burned" and gooey.

>> No.75410378

>>75410318
FASTER

>> No.75410386

Asian bread is a fucking dessert

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>>75410179
nggghhhhhh

>> No.75410419

>>75410320
Yeah, I get it. I wonder if they put the carrots in without peeling. Like they just break them in half because they cant close the lid. Fuck.

>> No.75410422

>>75409845
Yeah she needs to find easy ass shit to do. Its frustrating but I know she can do it if she tries.

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>>75410320
they need to make one with a thing that stirs the tomato sauce automatically so i can leave it running all day long and just go by to check on it every couple of hours

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>>75410179

>> No.75410498

Slow thread.

>> No.75410507

>>75410419
>peeling
I meant skinning

>> No.75410545

>>75410372
I sometimes eat that as a cheat meal, with added spiced ground beef and some picked vegetables.

>> No.75410555

Nah, somebody cut this bitch's mic

>> No.75410556

eimi please

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>>75410419
there's nothing wrong with that if you wash them first.
>>75410439
they use that in chemistry, it's a magnetic stir rod. a magnet in the hot plate spins around to control it.

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>>75410179

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>>75410498
I am busy Gosling hard for Pippa

>> No.75410648

Brapko brappo

>> No.75410672

That's what good pussy sounds like Pippa

>> No.75410681

>>75410386
Asian bread is rice

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>>75410120

>> No.75410722

I want to feed Pippa baby food

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>>75410088
>>75410320
Good beef stew is thickened naturally via broken-down collagen and bone broth.
The secret is getting all the ''''''''''''''''''bad'''''''''''' cuts nobody wants cause they're 80% connective tissue and bone. Prime or even medium-high quality cuts should never be cooked into something containing water -- Those are for grilling & frying.
>>75410439
Oh that's simple. Put in whole peeled tomatoes and put your hard spices into a sachet of some sort. Then just mash lightly when it's time to eat. The tomatoes will fall apart at the lightest agitation and the spices will have thoroughly infused.

>> No.75410750

remember when this stream was on topic for 15 minutes

>> No.75410753

>>75410179
Is this AI? The pan and utensils in her hand don't make any sense.

>> No.75410759

oh nice an inflating furry

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Almost at 3AM Eimi

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>> No.75410810

>>75410672
Why would she hate those noises, does she not get wet when she fingers herself? grim

>> No.75410812

>>75410727
Do people really use high quality cuts for beef stew? That would be maddening.

>> No.75410835

>>75410711
Thanks!!! I also wanted the one with the movie scene. I downloaded long ago but i messed up the name

>> No.75410837

>>75410498
It's 4.30am, I'm trying to sleep

>> No.75410845

Post your oshi, where you’d take her on a date, your fetish, and favorite game
>Pippa
>to my house to hang out
>weight gain/inflation
>Devil May Cry 3

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>>75410711

>> No.75410883

>>75410810
Most women do not penetrate when they masturbate. They just rub their clits.

>> No.75410894

>>75410750
Haha, yea...

>> No.75410915

eimi...

>> No.75410916
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75410916

>>75410562
Wow these exist but I wonder if they can handle the low viscosity of gravy.

>> No.75410920

This sure is an Eimi moment

>> No.75410952

Someone already sent her super unhealthy food instead like this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8dHXzrQO1r0

>> No.75410956

>>75410812
Too many.
"Stew meat" is usually way too good for stew.

>> No.75410972
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75410972

>Chat, is this real?

>> No.75410974

What would sex with Ember be like?

>> No.75410984

>the foundation of knowledge

>> No.75411004

>beggels

>> No.75411012
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75411012

>>75410916
>-280 degrees
Damn that's cold.

>> No.75411015

>>75410974
Like fucking a water bed that’s about to pop

>> No.75411053

>>75410956
A shame, and a waste of money too. We live in a fallen world.

>> No.75411069

>>75410750
people read the topic? why?

>> No.75411090

>>75410845
>Lumi
>hang out at home or go to an Italian restaurant
>tickling
>can't pick one, I love tons of games

>> No.75411100

>>75410845
>Pippa
>Same
>Missionary purely for procreation
>That is a hard question to ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGAtMNn3td0

>> No.75411111

>>75410956
I always thought that too. I'd use it for Korean food

>> No.75411126
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>>75411004
If beggle is so good where is beggle 2?

>> No.75411134

>>75410972
I love Lumi's old model.

>> No.75411136

>>75411012
Impossibly cold

>> No.75411189

Pippa and Lumi are liberals

>> No.75411188

>>75410956
it's good for caribbean "stewed beef" and/or curry, just not for "beef stew"

>> No.75411194
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75411194

>>75410727
>Using high quality cuts

I would never. Use chuck and short ribs for the best stews.

>> No.75411206

>>75411126
2GD got the moves

>> No.75411229
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75411229

KANI ON THE TELLY

>> No.75411274

>>75411015
Somehow this makes perfect sense.

>> No.75411275

>>75411134
Same desu

>> No.75411288

>>75411189
ok

>> No.75411297

>>75411229
someone drop the crabsolute legend soundpost

>> No.75411314

>>75411189
I am a liberal too.
A classical liberal, in fact.

>> No.75411324
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75411324

>>75411297

>> No.75411326

>>75411297
If you were a crabsolute legend you would have it saved already.

>> No.75411335

stream that fucking movie

>> No.75411337
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75411337

>>75411189
More like their taste in video games are terrible

>> No.75411348

>>75411189
>Women hold feminine ideals
ok

>> No.75411352

>Plugging Shiina's vid
SISTERS?!

>> No.75411368
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75411368

>>75411335
k

>> No.75411390

>>75410845
Loombi
There's a nice BBQ place around here that you have to arrive at 4pm just to get a seat at 5 it fills so fast and they don't accept reservations. Been rated best in the city for years
panties
Sly Cooper 2

>> No.75411395

>>75410845
Lumi
Stargazing at a dark park (it's just a coincidence that she is also a star)
Doggystyle
Pikmin 2

>> No.75411398

>>75411314
So you're fine with racism

>> No.75411410

>>75411368
It's not the same and you know it. DOn't be a cheapskate.

>> No.75411415

How much did Shiina beg Pippa for this?

>> No.75411421

That sausage Pippa said was yummy? me

>> No.75411425
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75411425

>>75407889
Jesus Fucking Christ anon

>> No.75411427

Now that Eimi turned off all that stuff I feel at peace

>> No.75411432

>>75411352
Shiina cute

>> No.75411494

>>75411398
I am not actually racist, but it can be funny if people are otherwise fair.

>> No.75411497
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75411497

>>75411368

>> No.75411499
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75411499

>>75410845
>Michiru
>
>Armpits
>Dark Souls 2

>> No.75411522
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75411522

>>75407889

>> No.75411523

You people are vanilla as hell

>> No.75411530

>>75407889
I thought it was going to have a bad ending but it was just a 'normal' couple.

>> No.75411548
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75411548

>> No.75411558

Just take it home

>> No.75411588

>>75411523
I dunno man, vanilla is pretty spicy.

>> No.75411598
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75411598

>buy a crockpot
>pippa stream about slow cookers
i-is pippa spying on me?

>> No.75411627

>>75411523
Bitch I jerk off to blueberry inflation and the thought of Pippa drinking to much sugary beverages

>> No.75411625

>>75410845
>Pippa
>Cave tour
>Focus Anal
>Conkers Bad Fur Day (N64)

>> No.75411629
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75411629

American stem celery is not that leafy, but Asian varieties have narrow stems and are all leafy bush. It's used as an herb like cilantro, and you can use the American stuff the same way if the leaves are still looking good. European varieties too, but they're typically grown for the big root (celeriac).

The tops of beets are also soft and nice, kind of like spinach but with a big stem that's kind of like a celery stalk. Varieties with a large top for this usage are very popular now, you may know it as "Swiss chard." The commercial reality of vegetables doesn't always reflect their anatomy, and as a grower you may be getting three or four tasty ingredients from one plant.

>> No.75411630
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75411630

>>75407889

>> No.75411653

>>75410845
>Rosemi
>The aquarium
>Predicament bondage
>Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

>> No.75411667
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75411667

>>75411598
STOP NOTICING THINGS

>> No.75411704
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>> No.75411716
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75411716

>>75411598
it's best if you stop pointing such things out

>> No.75411721

kill all nutritionist on sight how could you possibly know whats good for me

>> No.75411736

>>75411704
Do you think I could get a handjob for some high quality strawberry preserves?

>> No.75411749
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75411749

Gonna leave this here.

>> No.75411764

>>75411721
Most don't even know what they're talking about and will give you garbage advice.

>> No.75411780
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75411780

>> No.75411797

>>75411749
This is bullshit fuck you. I hate you.

>> No.75411811

>>75411749
lol

>> No.75411810

>>75411749
No wonder I hate every single one of these

>> No.75411834
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75411834

>>75410845
>Hime
>Florida™
>Revenge rape
>Nier: Automata

>> No.75411839

>>75411598
No, she's spying on me, I printed out a bunch of instant pot recipes between when she changed today's stream from asshole stories to this

>> No.75411842

>>75410845
>Loki-sama
>a picnic in the park
>blueberry inflation
>shadow of the colossus

>> No.75411845
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75411845

>>75411749

>> No.75411850

>>75411736
No but you'd probably get a nice kiss on the cheek.

>> No.75411861
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75411861

Fuck you /pcg/
Hear my dog sing Linkin Park
https://m.youtube.com/live/IBi8aXHRDE4
This is an order

>> No.75411880

>>75411749

So if you put mustard on your hotdog, are you eating 6 servings of vegtables?

>> No.75411893

>>75411842
You genuinely have a blueberry inflation kink like me?

>> No.75411894

Cute girl on screen

>> No.75411904

>>75411189
Pippa yes. Lumi no.

>> No.75411939
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75411939

>>75411499
>dark souls

>2

>> No.75411984

>>75411850
I would move real fast at the last second and get one on the lips.

>> No.75411992
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75411992

>>75411797
Its true.

>> No.75411996

PIPPA I HAVE CANCER LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412003

PIPPA I GOT CANCER SURGERY TODAY

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412035

>>75411749
>it's real
what the fuck

>> No.75412044

>>75411996
Also it's my birthday

>> No.75412057

CANCER I HAVE PIPPA SURGERY TODAY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412064

>>75411893
Yes but this is not the place to discuss that

>> No.75412069

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK CANCER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412087

>>75412044
And my cat/dog died

>> No.75412107
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75412107

Is Eimi having a moment?

>> No.75412112

>>75410845
>Hime
>Mini Golf
>Feet
>Pokemon Platinum

>> No.75412115

50s toasters were built like tanks

>> No.75412130

>>75412035
The world of fruit and veggie selective breeding is wild. Try looking up what wild corn and bananas used to look like.

>> No.75412165 [SPOILER] 
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75412165

>>75412087
>>75412069
>>75412057
>>75412003
>>75411996

>> No.75412167

>>75412115
50s everything was built like a tank.

>> No.75412176

>>75411939
Patrician taste.

>> No.75412183

>>75411939
dark souls 2 is an amazing game, fuck anyone who says otherwise

>> No.75412192

>>75412087
LETS FUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412194

Where to find woman that dresses like this

>> No.75412220

>>75412167
>built by people who built tanks

>> No.75412240

>>75412064
Understandable. All I’m gonna say is if you’re the Wonka anon writing the Blueberry copypastas, hurry up on the new one. Lol

>> No.75412254
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75412254

>>75411100
I figured out my favorite game

>> No.75412268

>>75412130
it's also leaving as mere mortals behind. modern fruits are every color and flavor. new grape varieties taste like cotton candy and shit.

>> No.75412288

>>75412194
Look up mennonites

>> No.75412323
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75412323

>> No.75412327

>>75412254
based

>> No.75412384

>>75410845
Pippa
Arcade
Bondage I'm a switch so either way works
Skyrim

>> No.75412388

PIPPA I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT BUT HERE'S SOME MONEY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75412442

>>75412323
Average MHAfan

>> No.75412459

>>75412384
memenco...

>> No.75412472
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75412472

>>75412183
As a game on it's own DS2 is fine, but as a Darksouls game is bottom of the barrel.
It has it's highlights but the entire atmosphere was off, the map layout of was asinine, and the environmental storytelling was the weakest of the series.

>> No.75412500

>>75412323
Eimi is fat and ugly?

>> No.75412562

>>75412323
>silence from saya

>> No.75412564

>>75412500
AND stinky

>> No.75412566

>>75412388
this
also, eating healthy being more expensive is mostly bs
healthy food is cheaper per gram and per meal and only VERY slightly more expensive per calorie, but that is a good thing if you are a fatso

>> No.75412580

>>75412500
Id imagine she was fit as a young woman and may still be but she has that popcorn kernel DNA. One kid and POOF

>> No.75412582

Only fags care about variety, I just fry two chicken breasts and eat them with a bowl of 6 hard boiled eggs. If I hit macros and daily caloric intake, nothing else matters.

>> No.75412642

>>75412254
I prefer heart gold, but holy fucking based

>> No.75412661

Hime let me hit it

>> No.75412662

I'm 6'1" and 160 lbs

>> No.75412709
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75412709

>>75412254
Hell yeah, peak sovl

>> No.75412717

>>75410845
>Erina
>Aquarium
>Feet
>Halo

>> No.75412723

>>75412661
he may sex

>> No.75412731

>>75412582
Lumi look away

>> No.75412736 [DELETED] 

>>75410845
>Uruka
>At my house after knocking her on her way to her dorm
>Rape
>Pokemon HG/SS

>> No.75412751
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75412751

catch

>> No.75412755

>Ghosted by your own AI self
She will never recover.

>> No.75412766

>>75412582
Facts

>> No.75412768

Pippa with an instapot feels like a disaster in the making

>> No.75412773

>>75412717
Just Combat Evolved?

>> No.75412777
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75412777

>>75412751

>> No.75412789
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75412789

>>75412751

>> No.75412796

https://files.catbox.moe/sg8ue4.mp4

>> No.75412799

>>75412662
Gross. Go eat a burger

>> No.75412800

>>75412582
some of us enjoy life

>> No.75412806
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75412806

>>75412751

>> No.75412811

>5 times in her life
rumao

>> No.75412833
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75412833

>>75412751

>> No.75412850

>>75412582
Agreed. Local butcher got a real good cow. I probably ate half of that cow over the course of 3 weeks.

>> No.75412857
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>>75412796
You didn't have to post this.

>> No.75412862
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75412862

Do you think Pico-chan would date a foreigner? I think I'm in love.

>> No.75412869

>>75410845
Pippa
McDonalds
humiliation
Skyrim

>> No.75412875

>>75412773
Yeah, though I also like 2 and 3. I just like Combat Evolved the best.

>> No.75412898
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75412898

>>75412796
Unpost this please.

>> No.75412906

>>75412582
Depressing. Our ability to cook delicious food is one of the things that makes us human and seperates us from other animals. Good food is one of the only truly perservering and good things in this piece of shit world.

>> No.75412908

>>75412268
have you actually tasted them, or have you only watched a BBC documentary or something

>> No.75412912

>I don't enjoy cooking
Pippa, I love you, but you don't enjoy *anything* that isn't related to the most low-effort consooming.

>> No.75412914

>>75412582
You're a hypocrite. Why are you eating chicken when you could be eating chimp formula pellets?

>> No.75412924

Pippa has put on some healthy weight

>> No.75412928

>>75412869
>the guy who likes to be humiliated loves Skyrim the most
I see you, Todd

>> No.75412934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4eDtZ6ayQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4eDtZ6ayQ
it's showtime (fantastic)

>> No.75412943

>>75410845
Pippa
gun range
nakadashi
halo

>> No.75412952
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75412952

>>75412796

>> No.75412962

>>75412934
Thank god Eimi was giving me actual brainrot

>> No.75412990

>>75412796
Why would Lumi say this

>> No.75413001
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75413001

>>75411861
>Retard with a mobile link
https://youtu.be/IBi8aXHRDE4

>> No.75413003

>>75412934
Quickly became my 2nd favority PC talent. Never not comfy or fun.

>> No.75413008 [SPOILER] 
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75413008

This is the only thing I eat and I guarantee that I'm the healthiest being in this thread.

>> No.75413033

>>75412924
Good good....

>> No.75413043

>>75412906
What do you mean? Animals aren't capable of cooking shitty food either

>> No.75413053
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75413053

>>75412796
is this technically a rosebud

>> No.75413056 [SPOILER] 
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75413056

>>75412924
A job well done, but this is just the beginning

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75413052

>>75412796

>> No.75413077

what is pippa's favorite food? dino nuggets?

>> No.75413086
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75413086

>>75412914
We can't break down cellulose in gorilla pellets, so gorilla food is worse nutritionally for humans.

>> No.75413088
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75413088

What was Tenma going to post?

>> No.75413095

>>75413043
I specifically was talking about good delicious food in my post though.

>> No.75413113

>>75413077
Steak

>> No.75413116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpe7yaOVGpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpe7yaOVGpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpe7yaOVGpw

>> No.75413117

>Lisa retweeted a meme featuring her and Pippa
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, BROS

>> No.75413119

>>75413008
Ship my merch already you bastard

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75413130

>>75413088
My massive cock. Pic related

>> No.75413145
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75413145

PIPPA HATES ME

>> No.75413149
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75413149

>>75413088

>> No.75413176
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75413176

>>75412862
She's already my wife. Sorry anon, I'll introduce you to her friends

>> No.75413181

>>75413119
I'm not Sakana. I'm literally a fish.

>> No.75413196

>>75413008
Have you tried https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsmN8JGPHM

>> No.75413199

>>75413077
My cum

>> No.75413209

>>75413077
Me

>> No.75413216

>>75412862
She isn't even Japanese, so you're probably fine, king.

>> No.75413227
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75413227

Asian women who paint shadows on their eyes give me the creeps worse than clowns.

>> No.75413230

>>75413086
Gorilla food, yes. They crush and grind nuts and bark and shit with their teeth. I said "chimp" though.

>> No.75413245

>>75413196
Why would a fish eat food for monkeys?

>> No.75413246

>>75413088
Idk why but Tenma using a Smug Pippa just tickles me pink

>> No.75413286

>Ordinary sausage

That channel is unhinged.

>> No.75413290
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75413290

[Pico lore]

Pico started a Phase Connect japanese wiki a while ago that is infrequently updated. Her wiki page contains some rather obscure trivia that is probably contributed by herself. I won't link it because there's no reason for EOPs to edit it, but it's on the wikiwiki.jp domain.

Pico likes:
Idol, Geology, Anime, Light Novel, Mahjong, Beef jerky, tea-flavored onions milk, Kalpas seared on the grill and dipped in mayonnaise, Brains, Tiramisu, Apple pie, Popcorn with salt

Pico dislikes:
Scary people, Eels, Milk has been upsetting my stomach lately, Dogs can't have onions, but if they don't eat too much, they're fine, Something mushy, like okara (bean curd), Oysters, liver, etc., Coriander, Nata de coco, When someone tsumos when Pico is dealer, the question "What's your favorite anime", Lotus or honeycomb structures (trypophobia), Heights

Pico's angel's full name is SPACE DOMINATE SYSTEM 10-C

>> No.75413301

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>>75413278
>>75413278
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>> No.75413345

New thread.
>>75413265
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>> No.75413389

>>75413301
>>75413345
uh oh

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>>75413301
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>> No.75413432

>>75413301
>>75413345
Alright janny, take your shot.

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>>75413290
Yes! She talked about it in her Otaku video

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>>75413306
Women are retarded

>> No.75413529

>>75413390
I think Vanilla SUCKS

>> No.75413541

>>75413227
>paint shadows on their eyes
so...eyeshadow?

>> No.75413587

>>75413290
I hope Phase JP works out well, if only for Pico's sake.

>> No.75413620

>>75413290
>Pico dislikes:
>When someone tsumos when Pico is dealer
this is too real

>> No.75413692

>>75413290
>Pico's angel's full name is SPACE DOMINATE SYSTEM 10-C
I'm going to slam-dunk this pooch into the trash can for being a dumb chuuni.

>> No.75413716

so is Aoi actually a dude? because if it is...I might be gay guys

>> No.75413757

>>75413716
Male character portrayed by a woman.

>> No.75413781

>>75413541
Eye shadow works when the bone structure is there. When you invent it out of nowhere, it looks so fucked up and weird. All makeup is fake but this is a whole other level of artificial. Its uncanny and gives me the fight or flight instinctive reaction. Its like watching dudes kiss. Its disgusting.

>> No.75413829

>>75413781
Like watching maggots squirming around in a carcass.

>> No.75413855

>>75413692
>didn't knew angel name
slam-dunk yourself

>> No.75413861

>>75413716
Aoi is male(female fleshpuppet irl)

>> No.75413876

>>75413620
I don't jong because I love myself. Wtf does this mean?

>> No.75413908

>>75413757
o-oh...thats greatzzzz1 haha i definitely wasnt hoping it was some kind of...femboy..haha...y-yeah

>> No.75413917

>>75413829
Yeah! Like that one study that slightly rebuilt my faith in the majority (maggots = gay men kissing)

>> No.75413987

>>75413876
it means you're about to scream nigger and complain about how bullshit rng is

>> No.75414023

>>75413757
>>75413861
this is actually fucking incredible. it allows a male to play into his natrural desire to conquer and breed inferior feminine men without actually being gay

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>> No.75414239

>>75411842
>>75411893
There's TWO of you? Which of the 2 movies scenes do you guys prefer?

>> No.75414262

>>75413716
Sup Kanji

>> No.75414334

>>75413130
Beware of Chicken.

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黒ん坊

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