/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Let me be free from hopium overdosing already

Ceres (her debut stream was the only one missing) or Kronii (her last tweet is the oldest)
are most likely to blame for this.
These poor girls are already starting to destroy our beautiful owl's career. I'll forgive them eventually.

Which of the other 4 girls will we blame this on and become antis for Owlbros?

I ran out of hopium yesterday already. I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. The expectations are starting to feel like nothing more but delusions.

Give me songs that would make sense for her to sing.

>>8273691
Hey owlet, you should take some ropium. It's to die for!

>Slumped in her gamer chair, a solemn frown spoiled the Owls lips.
>She was so excited to show all the anons her favorite GSG's, this was to be the moment she could acknowledge all the hopes and dreams of the anons whose posts she read, but could never respond to...
>In shame she stared at the screen, it had been 17 hours since she started this Civilization campaign, her desire to play just one more turn caused her to miss her debut entirely, letting her genmates down...
>Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
>It's (you)
>She gets up and hugs you before you have the chance to say anything
>You tell her it will be all right in the end, wiping her tears, that perfect Owl smile begins to return
>"Come on Mumei. Maybe a trip to the Library will cheer you up?"
>She nods and sniffs, she's so glad to have (you) in her life

>>8273520
Speaking of, how come NONE of the holomem have played Rocket League yet? That game is funny as shit when everyone sucks and matches are 4v4, especially with different game modes. It'd make great collab content

>>8273784
The Owl Song or Baba Yetu

I wanted today to be the day we were all proved right...

Building a happy civilization with mumei!

>>8274065
i WILL build an entire civilization by breeding with her

>She's in the lead for subscriber count
Bros...are we normalfags?

I will not lose hope, and it's all because of the little owl that could...

https://youtu.be/rPUg-VJ_1-Y
lol

>>8274186
My theory is that normal fags don't pay enough attention to notice their channels exist.
Once they debut and people start watching their streams from the recommended list I assume Baelz will be the most popular.

>>8274186
>keep it as simple as possible
>win
Just as keikaku

I can't fucking take it. I'd even prefer to have all my hopes dashed so I'd know already. Now I have to endure the suspense of not even knowing if I'll be available when the debut is

>>8273886
Later that day anon was arrested for making a bomb threat in front of the library of the congress

>>8274289
>Baba Yetu
>Civ 5
Am I missing something?
also I will now cope by watching her

Owl is old news. I don't care about her anymore. Time to go back to who I usually care about. A crying shame that the debut delay has tanked them.

Hey Nanashi bros.

Why exactly does her power civilization represent? She does have control over people? Matter? Reality? What exactly?

>>8274390
based

>>8274538
There isn't any new Rosemi stream, come back here

>>8274186
I WILL support Mumei.
I WILL not be stopped by her numbers, whether high or low.

>>8274065
I would rather build a happy family with Mumei-chan!

>>8273784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYb_nqU_43w

Previous thread
>>8260056

>>8274339
>be a nigger
>lose

>>8274426
it's just funny, two days of posts clamoring for a baba yetu cover and one appears

>>8274289
>>8274426
>there are already backup plans in place
Owl debut will surely be a rollercoaster of emotions.

>debut postponed
The hopium was already running low yesterday anons, can we survive this?

>>8274701
The only explanation is that she's /here/

>>8274742
We won't, we already stock up on ropium.

Regarding the delay:

http://poal.me/2c7tuc
http://poal.me/2c7tuc
http://poal.me/2c7tuc
http://poal.me/2c7tuc

In what site or place are paper bags fully associated with Anonymous?
If she calls her paper bag "Friend" in runes, then is she a friend of all Anonymous?

These /here/ rrats are an order of magnitude beyond what I usually see and it's driving me insane.

>>8274742
It will only get stronger from here as we will our dreams into existence.

>>8273784
BINGO BANGO BONGO I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO
NO NO-NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8274742
We're discussing several methods of cope, including:
>literally becoming Mumei instead
>watching 2view vtubers
>playing other games
>rope business

>>8273552
a chuba will never play any of these autistic games

>>8274815
Anyone has the or a template for something similar. I need to make a ropium edit.

Hopium supplies are running low. Copium is overflowing.

Either take the Copium later and become anti for the owl you so dearly love.

Or take it now and become anti for the rest of Council, blaming them for our misery.

The choice is clear anons.

>>8274742
Take the moegepill. Discard chuubas, return to 2d.

>>8274561
She's the embodiment of history herself. She contains all the knowledge and wisdom lost to time, whether she can recall it or not, it's in her essence. She's a walking Library of Alexandria, a Baghdad House of Wisdom, an Athenian Acropolis. She was the whisper in the mind of all of history's greatest leaders, our Julius Caesars and Alexanders. She watched us grow, guiding us when we needed it and recording all that we have lost. She loves us and all of our achievements.

>>8274899
There's already at least 3 that do.

>>8274912
You WILL overdose on hopium
You WILL not take your meds
You WILL not transform into an anti
and you WILL be free

>>8275001
In other words.

She is (You).

And she likes all of (You)r favorite games as a result.

current poll to understand her pre-debut fanbase. will add irys & holoID in the next poll during her debut

https://poal.me/g9f8fx

https://poal.me/g9f8fx

https://poal.me/g9f8fx

I like to imagine her nerves were calmed a bit due to the delay, and she can relax a bit

>>8274899
the sad truth, if she's even only a little bit like korone it'll already be a jackpot

>>8273552
I didn't even care about most of holo until you owlbros injected hopium straight into my veins

>>8275045
I WILL however transform into an Mumei!

I can't I fucking can't, I hate being a wagie so fucking much and literally have to waste 40 hours a week reading timeloops on this board. This next week (assuming its delayed only a week, which is a lot of hopium on it's own), is going to SUUUUCK.

>>8275057
Why are the Takos abandoning her?

>>8274561
I bet she's really, REALLY good at motivational speeches.

>>8275150
I feel you fellow wagiecuck. I wish i could embrace neetdom, but alas, too afraid to.

please be a genuine schizo. please be a genuine schizo. please be a genuine schizo

>>8274289
>singing chinese songs now

based. also her singing voice is pretty good actually.

>>8274827
Hey, it's a Packman!

>>8273472
I'm sorry guys she is in my basement, I hope you don't mind.

>>8275283
I like it as well, she's boosting the hopium I have for Mumei in my veins.

>>8274186
Genshin

>>8275387
Abusing and raping Nakadashi Mumei to see her cute dead eyes!

Here's hoping for another great thread

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1428872819803295747

Well?

>>8275910
Tomorrow I go back to work

>>8275910
rrat day, so i guess her feeding day!

>>8275910
That was posted before the delay.

>>8275173
I don't think they're abandoning her, but rather the teamates are liking her

>>8275387
based vandal

>>8275910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMRwltepW5g

>>8273886
wtf this made me smile

>>8275993
>Mumei forgot when her fucking debut was
>Was completely unprepared
>Had to make everyone else delay because of it

>>8273244
Someone knows what game it is?

https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1429078349821874176
Mumei just liked this tweet

While waiting for Mumei, why prep yourself? You want her to be impressed by you, don't you?

>>8276344
Google said its command modern air naval operations

>>8276344
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1076160/Command_Modern_Operations/
t. OP

>>8276344
>google "ff 811 incheon"
>first results are all about the game Command: Modern Air / Naval Operations

>>8276408
I thought we were supposed to start with the greeks?

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1429101623767359495
SHE LIVES

>>8274289
>1000 hours in CIv
>Polyglot
>Book Club Stream
Wft, were you orchestrating this hopium train the whole time only to get us into your oshi?

>>8276344
It's called command: modern operations. It's half a game and half a simulation program for modern combat situations. Apparently the military uses it too.

>>8276501
Nice

>>8276507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSITY8NBVw

>>8273552
I’M GOONA HOOPE!

>>8276475
>>8276438
>>8276490

>>8276666
checked

>70+$
HOW MUCH?!
why niche games always costs so much :((

>>8273784
There is only one right answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EX0xJ-Wch8

>>8276785
Set sail under the Jolly Roger and if you end up liking it buy it

>>8276785
To be fair, there are very few people that'd buy such an autistic simulator.
Similar to the Gary Grigsby series. It's a really cool simulator, but it's obvious why it never got the success Hearts of Iron did.

>>8274339
Azure is a top tier artist.

Clock and Plant look good but they seem too much like gacha characters.

Rat is overdesigned as fuck.

Space seems like a good design fucked by meh rig.

>>8276501
Nice so she’s safe

>>8273784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0hrmWzrjq0

It's our fault, we hyped Mumei up with so much hopium, she started feeling bad because she'll be an Apex streamer and won't be able to live up to our expectations. Give me the ropium now.

>>8273784
https://youtu.be/QUcTsFe1PVs

>>8276973
If she mentions Apex as one of her games I'm going to end it all.

>>8276944
>Space seems like a good design fucked by meh rig.
Space has fantastic rigging, look at her in motion in her tweets.

I feel that this song fits Mumei somewhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

>>8277011
RIP anon

>>8277019
Motions are good but transition from design to live2d sucked ass.

>>8276973
>>8277011
The day of the rope has been postponed. Today we dream some more.

>>8277011
Apex is fine if streamer is good at it. Selen streams are top tier.

>>8277006
>Let me teach you about the lies of a Woman
https://youtu.be/8JtJKrqR7-E

>>8276501
>we will break free someday
fuck, the delay's gonna be more than just a day

>>8276973
>>8277011
I love the owl and will not stop loving the owl, I will subject myself to endless Apex marathon streams if need be. Roboco has trained me well for this.

>>8277011
>"My favorite game of all time is Apex cape 2 on the playstation 2"

Considering that Sana and Mumei are taking the piss I don't think it's anything major like a medical emergency.

>>8277161
>Sana and Mumei are taking the piss
yeah, mine

https://twitter.com/totakeke___/status/1429056269524955138

Fret not, bird friends. Our time will come.

What if Mumei wants to play League?

>>8274815
Does anyone have the template?

>Favorite Games: Minecraft, Apex Legends, Fall Guys
How do you react?

>>8277238
I become an anti the likes that /vt/ has never seen before

Guys, I managed to get this screenshot of Mumei's test stream!

>>8277238
We'll know cover is back to sucking china cock.

Bros, did someone save the thumbnail and description of her debut waiting room? Please share.

>>8277238
>"Why yes, I love strategy games! DOTA2, League of Legends, Heartstone and Girl's Frontline are some of my favorite games!"

>>8277320
They are already playing moba pokemon anon. Even Genshin is less chinese.

You'll get pokemon unite and you'll like it.

>>8277335
I'm fine with GFL

>>8277335
Oh Mumei, you lovable dork you!

>>8277335
Just fucking end it.

>>8277335
>Hearthstone
Will we finally have our low-energy Kripparian VTuber oshi?

>>8277368
That's from Nintendo permissions.

>>8277335
Play Arknights!

>>8277238
she doesnt like League

Give me a dose of hopium, bros...

>>8277440
Doesn't matter. It's like the most chink pandering game on the planet right now.

>Strategy games? Hmm, not really my thing, I'm more into first person stuff.
Ropium prepared
>I really like the STALKER series.

>>8277528
>STALKER with comfy Mumei
I'd watch every second of it

>My favorite games?
>Hotel Mario, The Wand of Gamelon, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Big Rigs Over the Road Racing, YIIK, and Sonic 06.

>>8277335
>Kiara insists on a Holobirbs collab
>It's another Arknights waifu rating stream

>>8276785
There's a tank sim called Steel Beasts. It's really detailed and really good and it costs well over $100 USD.

>>8277620
Mumei the cringekino queen

>threads just keep swinging from massive amounts of hopium to critical ropium
Sasuga schizo general

>>8277723
The R in her hairpin stands for Retard. She's truly owl girl.

>>8277723
and now we don't even have a date for her debut
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>>8277191
>Thanked an artist in the comments
So knowing she might not get to debut for a while, she might raise her activity on twitter a little bit, at least today.

I hope we'll see her tomorrow, but i am certain we'll have to wait an entire week

this is the wrong timeline to be in

>"Yeah I love Apex!"
>"I got into it through Titanfall; I'll try to play the campaign again on stream!"
>"Maybe I can even do Members-only matches in Titanfall 2!"

>>8277493
Seeing as she's tweeted about the delay, that means the problem isn't with her and she's just waiting to be told to hit play now.

>>8277854
Makes sense. Staying quite is good if you're putting out something soon. If the debuts aren't happening this week she better get active on Twitter.

>>8277493
*gives you ropium*
She'll never be what you expect her to be.

>>8277949
>If she had debuted today she would have made an irrevocable yab that would have ensured her graduation by September
>Because of the delay she's now safe and will enjoy a long career at hololive
this is the RIGHT timeline to be in

I feel like we're going to need this.

With this whole civilization theme she should not only play strategy games but have streams like that Pomu Akiba trip just visiting popular cities all around the world.

The Journey of Nanashi.

>>8278262
There's hopium and then there's this post

Stop this illegal distribution of ropium RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>8277493
While she is, unfortunately, affected by the situation as well, this gives her an opportunity to prepare more exciting material for us!
Like listening and analyzing historical speeches.

>>8278326
They need to do actually creative things to stay afloat. Vtuber scene today is not how it used to be when EN debuted. Irys super fast decline should show you that. Hololive logo alone isn't enough today.

>>8278326
What are you talking about. He's making a good point. Although I don't know how well such IRL streams are going to be received by the public.

Blade Runner mengen watchalong. I can feel it.

>>8278468
As long as it's with Kiara, I'm ok with it.

Mumeeeeeeeei
I know you are /here/! Tell us, what the fuck has happened? The ropium is starting to spread, these anons won't make it another week

>>8278499
why are chumbuds like this?

>>8278562
Ha-ha, jokes on you I'm KFP

>>8278171
>that autist who said mumei was up all night masturbating to /hgg2d/ games she found in the thread was right

>>8278393
>The object of war is not to die for your Oshi, but to make the other bastard die for his - General George S. Patton

>>8278562
why are teammates like this?

>live in an area with little to no owls
>get woken up this morning by an owl hooting
Is this a sign I am overdosing hopium? Or do I not have enough hopium and need to take more doses?

>>8277493
>>8278345
Breathe it in deep bros, HOPIUM HAS DESCENDED

>>8278759
Sorry, not a teammate, I'm Civilized.

>>8278780
It means it's time to take those meds

>>8278558
>breaking non-disclosure agreement
how dumb do you think i am? if i post it here some tourist is gonna repost on plebbit and then cover will be on my butt and i'll be in real deep cheese.
just be patient and please watch warmly

>>8278869
Based Mumei

>>8278744
>"I know some people would find it controversial, but I do not believe history should be censored."

when mumei starts streaming she will inevitably ask what sort of streams we want her to do. I feel this is where /vt/ or /who/ can do something good by requesting ancient history reading/ancient history bedtime stories/ancient history ASMR streams.
these are realistic, easy to do and something she would actually like herself as opposed to trying to get her into gsg.
I propose a hard cap of 500AD (just after the fall of Rome) as being the end of ancient history. also I am pretty sure most people consider ancient history to end with the fall of Rome but since we're watching vtubers then an exception can be made for Japanese history up to 1600AD since they were a bit late to the civilisation scene (if you assume ancient japan starts from the Yamato kingdom during 300AD) and going by the poll a lot of us are clearly into that
>inb4 "19th to 20th century empire and war commentary streams when?"
first of all that is incredibly boring and dry compared to ancient history and we don't want to attract the underage edgelords that will inevitably flock to those sorts of topics. imagine retards with 02 or SS uniform anime girls pfps thinking they're in good company on this board and shitting up all our threads.
there's already a bunch of them in this board, don't want more to come

>>8278879
Kino. I tried playing it myself but I can't get over how fucking shit the controls are in these games. Love the subject, so I'd enjoy watching a more patient person playing it.
I'm glad it didn't stop me from enjoying 2 at the time at least, but I'm scared of going back to it and thinking it's trash too.

>>8278984
You're going to have a problem if her IRL self isn't versed in history.
>Who's Scipio Africanus

>>8274651
underrated

The hololive historian

>>8279105

Cute

Can I take an 8-hour nap and not miss anything?

>>8279286
Anon...

What kinda voice do you expect from her?

>>8278719
>go to /hgg2d/
>look for pregnancy game recommendations
>nothing good
>come back a week later
such is life

>>8279310
Comfy
That's all

>"Let's analyze Hammurabi's laws"

>>8279286
You can almost go into a week long coma and probably not miss anything

>>8279217
She'll be very soft spoken to begin with, but when she gets more confident... I dunno, kinda like a EN Roboco?

>>8278984
Trying to ask for content related to historical civilizations because of her lore is definitely >our best bet early on. Ideally with some non-controversial and easy-to-do recommendations.

>>8279310
https://youtu.be/n6Z9tEErKjc

>>8279310
Soft, gentle, and sweet with an unhealthy sprinkle of depression.

>>8279379
But
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1429116309460029450

>>8279310
slighty raspy voice
I guess almost like matsuri but softer

>>8279310
pic related

>>8279095
>>8279390
tbf she doesn't need to be well versed in history to do those streams. she could just google "top 10 ancient literature" or "interesting/cool ancient texts" and then decide which one to pick based on a poll. if she has a cute voice then she could read sumerian accounting records for all I care and I would be able to drift off to sleep peacefully

>>8279390
>Ideally with some non-controversial and easy-to-do recommendations.
History of the Roman Republic (509 BC–27 BC) or Anglo-Saxon Britain.
The Fall of the Roman Empire involves immigrants and welfare state which is an obvious landmine.
Don't get me into Chinese history.

>>8279514
HANTAI NO HANTAI NO HANTAI NO HANTAI NO HANTAI NO

>>8279526
I agree, just having someone with a cute voice read something that interests me is enough.
I don't need for her to give me an essay of what she thinks, simply going "Uh, isn't that neat?" would be perfect.

>>8279390
Greek and Rome has family friendly historical civilizations that's easy for her to discuss and relate with her viewers.

>>8279514
Anon please. I'm already kneeling hard as it is.
I can't kneel any harder.

>>8279608
>simply going "Uh, isn't that neat?" would be perfect
just like Ame's nature review streams then

how much of a delay do you guys think we're talking about here? She was supposed to debut at 5:30pm EST, do you think it will still happen today?

I REQUIRE THE HORATIO

She should play Assassin's Creed and actually read and use the in game codex of the historical characters they added, no streamer has ever used that part of the game before.

>>8279752
Tomorrow or Next Saturday. I don't think there'll be any inbetween.
If Cover doesn't say anything in the next 4 hours, it's almost guaranteed to be Next Saturday.

>>8279365
šumma awilum īn mâr awilim uḫtabbit;
īnšu uḫappadu.
>Okay so let's break this down, in Akkadian, nouns are differentiated by their case endings, in this case "awilum" meaning a property owning man, occurs twice in this sentence, once in the nominative case(awilum), and again in the genitive case(awilim). Nominative case refers to the one acting out the verb, and the genitive indicates the one the verb is being done to. uḫtabbit (robbing) of the awilims īn(eye).
>This has been languages in antiquity with Mumei!

Guys if you can make a new holo play autism games do you think I can somehow influence Chumbuds into successfully getting Gura to play From The Depths?

She WILL step into other people's lane and actually pander to cosmic horror fans.
The Rats in the Walls readalong.

>>8279910
No

>>8279365
>Hello everyone! Today I'm here to tell you about Emperor Hadrian and how he almost wiped out the entire Jewish population after they started a rebellion soon after his favorite fuckboy killed himself

>>8279310
Literally a man's voice. And not "deep but still recognizably female" like Towa, but "babaniku who isn't trying" levels of male.

>>8279821
Why did we switch to pussy laws anyway?

>>8279340
It's not too late to have kids Mumei

>>8279691
yes! if her history streams are anything like Ame's nature reviews then they'll be awesome.
she could do something like History review too which might feature stupid historical events or stupid deaths

>>8280229
Imagine her telling this story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident

>>8279691
>>8280229
Or...just a wild idea...she can have either a BA or MA in History.

History Channel Ancient Aliens review

>>8280229
>History review of the great emu war
>History review of that one war where instead of any casualties one side came back with more people than they sent
>History review of that one war where one country switched sides like 5 times
>History review of the Japanese sniper who hid in Russia for 15 years after the war ended, shooting at random Russians because he never realized the war actually ended

>>8280377
>History review of the great emu war
There's an Aussie in HoloCouncil, I think. Would be great if Mumei can make that a collab with her.

>>8278984
>He said to me, "Do you have much myrrh, or all existing types of incense? For I am the ruler of Punt; myrrh is mine; that malabathrum you speak of bringing is this islands plenty."
Ancient literature ASMR would make me diamonds

>>8279990
Tell me more, did he kill more or less Jews than Hitler?

>>8273552
is that fucking Black Souls 2 in the video lmao
alice is the best

>>8280697
Less, but thats because the population wasn't as big as it became in the modern era. If you were to account for that fact, it'd be something akin to 5 Hitlers worth of massacre.
https://youtu.be/3kQRKhvxh34

>>8279310
Due to the "Amber" rrat, I can only imagine her with the Amber EN voice

Where the fuck did this hopium shit come from and why are you mumeifags in particular so obsessed with it

>>8280312
>Đorđe Martinović was a Serbian farmer from Kosovo who was at the centre of a notorious incident in May 1985, when he was treated for injuries caused by the insertion of a beer bottle into his anus.
>Although the facts of the incident remained in dispute for years afterwards, it played a significant role in worsening ethnic tensions between Kosovo's Serb and Albanian population.
> The coverage of the Martinović case heralded the growth of nationalism that [...] lead to the country's collapse in 1991.
"tell me hooligans, does life imitate art (goatse) or does art imitate life?"

>>8273552
> 4X games
Anon I want to belieb but I'm out of Copium Hopium

>>8280728
>alice is the best
which one?

>>8281025
You woudn't get it

>>8281025
>why are you mumeifags in particular so obsessed with it
Take the hopium and find out.

>>8281062
Don't worry, the debut will only be delayed a few hours... R-right?

>>8281313
Well, 168 hours can be considered "few".

>>8281298
>Mumei Sven-coop 32/32 server
>Everyone just speedrunning black mesa while they spam voice commands

>>8281025
Do your archive reps
If you want an actual answer, /his/ and /vst/ fags starting posting about how much they want really niche autismo streams, her character description and theme attracted us to her. That triggered mass speculation and a rush to expect increasingly more niche and unlikely streams from her
tldr; She WILL be our autismo gsg, history PhD Owl chuuba.

>>8281062
Mumei WILL become good at your favourite 4X game thanks to your superchats full of good and courteous advice.

finna clip this owl bitches wings

>>8274561
foresight, clairvoyance, wisdom. the owl is not what she seems.

>>8275001
In other words, Nanashi Mumei is my mom.

>>8281044
god, she looks so airheaded. I just want to pinch her cheeks

I hope she is like my wife Amelia Watson.

>>8281430
I'll keep some extra copium in stock for when she reveals here favorite game is Apex.

>>8279310
like a crocodile gargling cement

>>8274561
Civilization is her origin, not something related to a specific "power" as if she was a superhero. She was not created and empowered by gods or the world like the others, she was literally created by humanity's achievements and represents them. She is not about pure technological progress or materialism, but represents humanity's will and ability to endure, learn and thrive among space, time, nature and chaos.

>>8275001
So she's sort of person that laughs when given opportunity to conquer new lands?
Nice

>probably a week of speculation ahead before new debut
>speculation drives expectations higher
>collapse during debut as hope implosion occurs
>average age of empires is 250 years
>if mumei debuts the same time next week it will have been 250~ hours since her twitter account was unlocked
this is my rrat, a bronze age collapse following a brief golden age

>>8281368
/hlgg/ sven....

All I'm saying is that she better call Hololive Whololive

>>8278984
This, i'll add my voice if she ever brings it up

>>8282001
Honestly I think we are going into a dark age, with the debut delayed the hype is pretty much dead. There will be no expectations to fulfill or to get destroyed; There will be nothing, just void. This... Is my final ropium...

>>8282148
Isn't that a good thing though? That way people won't be disappointed.

>>8282192
Can't be disappointed if you already are, I guess.

>>8282148

>>8277528
> watching Mumei try to stealth past the first bandit checkpoint just to not give them money
> watching Mumei figure out that if someone is pointing their gun somewhere as soon as she approaches, they are actually pointing their gun at her
> watching Mumei get confused at difficulty settings that don't scale up the health of enemies, but overall bullet damage instead
Would be nice

>>8282192
In the end, my own expectations of seeing this general in a meltdown at her debut where destroyed. I feel like I have been played

>>8274651
Imagining the soft-spoken girl that her image portrays singing this is funny

>>8280728

>>8282538
I'm going to

>>8282350
>my own expectations of seeing this general in a meltdown at her debut where destroyed
Those were always going to fall short, since she's the perfect chuuba.

https://twitter.com/CasparDangoChu/status/1428943450485841920?s=20

>>8282801
Cute plush. That makes me wonder, I wonder if we're going to get a fan photo like that one chad Haaton but with paperbag covering his face.

Haachumei sundays

Yagoo you fuck tell me when my cute, gsg loving, owl daughterwife will arrive

>>8283062
The longer the delay, the more hopium we get

>>8283157
Nah, it'd start deflating soon,

>>8282627
I see... Our only and one true oshi right? Them maybe... This is not the end...

>>8273784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxMXDwP7lqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ym1AsJAzE

>>8283157
I won't last for the whole week. If new date will be mon-wed, maybe. But if it's next weekend like everyone is suspecting, it's gonna go down.

>>8283157
pure hopium runs through my veins what good will it do to get more?

mumei-san... if you're /here/... please... just a vocaroo of the hooing part in fukurou...

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

I feel like this general peaked with that kino video last night...Now I just want to hear from my oshi or laugh at one of her cute tweets....
No point in finishing the Bingo either until the new date is announced.

She's retweeting a lot. I guess she has nothing to do with all that energy she reserved for her debut.

mumei-san... if you're /here/... please... please sing Clover (from Mega Man Zero 2) as your very first karaoke song...

>>8278664
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>8283532
Imagine how shit they must be feeling right now
>wait for months
>massive last minutes preparations
>nerves going highwire
And then it gets postponed.

>>8274390
And all is as it should be in the world

"The Story of Civilization" ASMR streams when

Honestly, I would be fine with a comfy general until next week. We joked around so much after all. It's was fun

>>8273552
I can't hold out anymore. I've started pretending this girl is Nanashi
https://files.catbox.moe/ba9x9z.gif

how can she be your oshi before you even know anything about her, other than what she looks like and her personality from ten tweets?

Bros... Based on her tweets, i can somehow see a semblance of Petra's bland and flavorless personality... Those tweets don't come off as simple/straightforward at all... They're rather, boring... I'm losing all hope...
t. never watched Petra

>>8284090
that's why it's hopium

>>8284064
Just grab some amber lewds and change the color palette to brown.

>>8284064
I'M HOOOOOOOOOTING

>>8278019
But what if she was a nervous wreck and could sleep. Now she might stay up two nights in a row and we will have another Ame debut on our hands.

>>8284064
thats pretty close, i shall now do the same

>>8284090
What are talking about, you overdosed schizophreniac? We know her favorite games, her hobbies and the things she loves. Weren't you /here/ for the last 48 hours?
Take your hopium, boy!

>>8284090
I didn't even read the tweets.

>>8284090
>>8283345
She WILL play grand strategy games
She WILL sing baba yetu
She WILL give us history lessons
She WILL read us the classics
She WILL have a cute voice
and I WILL make her my oshi

>>8284319
source?

>>8284352
Her boyfriend

>>8284319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPUg-VJ_1-Y

wow its your oshi

>>8284352
I made it up

>>8284392
Ame is that you?

>>8284379
Nice try, but Baba Yetu is from Civ IV.

>>8284379
She had a banging karaoke an hour ago.

>>8284416
Exposed.

>>8284319
See that chuuba? You can love her.

>>8284410
No, that was smol Ame.

So how bad will you take it out on Mumei if she falls short of expectations? I'm thinking of stopping at /vt/ rather than breaking containment with my displeasure.

>>8284594
Not at all. I am not a schizo, and I understand that her not meeting my high expectations is not her fault but mine.

>>8284501
>you're gonna go far kid
based

>>8284640
>is not her fault but mine.
I'd rather blame her than acknowledge my own faults. Expectations never betray you, people do.

>>8284594
I think she will be exactly like ame.
Huge amounts of hype, everything crashes and burns during the debut, then she redeems herself during the next few streams.

>>8284594
I will just overdose on copium until I believe that I always wanted more Apex and Minecraft

>>8274289
Haven't been on the board for a bit. Why do you guys think this chick will be her?

>>8284746
wtf I love APEX now

>>8284767
lumi isnt mumei because she was too nobody for cover to hire despite her talent, and now shes stuck in a literal who agency

>>8284767
no one thinks that, she streamed just 4 hours ago Mumei would have been preparing for the debut. People just want Mumei to sing that song and lumi happened to sing it today

>Fuck with my sleeping schedule a bunch to watch CM Punk return last night
>Adjust it so ill be up for all the debuts
>Just enough sleep to watch some of the relay this morning
>Perfect ill wake up just before the first debut
>Why are they all off the KFP schedule?

Mother fucker what the shit happened?

>>8284594
>So how bad will you take it out on Mumei if she falls short of expectations?
Why entertain such delusions? She obviously can't and you're being silly.
I'd honestly be surprised if she does anything beyond Civilization, before dropping the keyfabe. This is the most fun thread, but I'm giving everyone a fair chance.

>>8284865
>too nobody
That's not really a requirement. As long as you're making content you have a chance.

>>8284594
Anyone who spergs out as copium can fuck off. Her design and twitter history alone make a decent debut at least likely, and I'm looking forward to her first streams without specific expectations.

>>8284865
>>8284935

Gotcha, I figured it'd be weird if she ended up working for both chuuba agencies

>>8284949
You know what happened, it's all over the board.
Cover claimed technical issues, anything beyond that is a rrat.

>>8279608
this but also interjects with small questions every once in a while, sometimes foreshadowing future events, sometimes just provoking further investigation and pondering not unlike >>8281044

>>8276507
my rrat is that she plugged herself last thread so anons would find the baba yetu video she was about to post
i don't blame her, she's very talented. i don't get how her numbers are so terrible

>>8285018
>>8284982
I'm honestly fucking around too. I love 2D girls with brown hair and brown eyes so I was drawn in like a moth to a flame. All she has to do to make me like her is not have a bad voice and not have schizo gachis. I can stomach normal gachis but the schizos give me headaches.

>>8285196
>spoiler
Isn't her agency a month old? It's normal not to have Holonumbers at that level. Give it 2 years at least.

>>8284064
I will now fertilize her eggs.

Mumei is already inspiring people to do things they've never done before.
It is clear enough she wants to be something more, with all the theming she's already put in.

>>8285250
Yeah but instead of capturing /vt/ like Phase Connect, CyberLive became a target of ridicule.

I like Lumi, I think there is a future for her in this league. I kinda stopped paying much attention though.

so whos making the new thread

>>8285376
>CyberLive
Were they the ones whoring the girls?

>>8285046

Well I know now. I dont touch twitter anymore so i actually depend on this wonderful hole in the ground to keep up with the news. Disappointed but hopefully we dont have to wait that long

We must make Mumei sing these two songs in the karaoke. Preferably as the first two songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5UnnPkiwi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZH5I4SpUxM

>>8285521
Yeah. I like to imagine management pressured them into it, they backtracked instantly though.

She has that From Software level up waifu design. Comfy, fancy and pretty. Owl theme is also a massive buff, and the designer is great, got me to watch that entire shitty anime just for the visuals.
It's too much power for one chuuba.

if rhombus nigger we riot

>>8273784
>amnesiac vagabond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

>>8284984
well lumi is an /asp/, but probably didn't make enough content to be noticed

also if you believe 'talent' matters to cover over numbers, you're retarded. they took namirin over shiki, who is a much more interesting streamer just with much less recorded content

God I'm good at being an owl! HOOOT!!

>>8285692
>Rhombus nigger is actually a god among riggers and was just waiting for a worthy model to rig

>>8285724
my nigga

>>8274651
kek

>>8285822
You're retarded if you think they hire based on numbers.

why do people still inhale hopium when nanashi is 99% going to be a certain graduated whale vtuber?

>>8285923
Because that rrat is based on absolutely nothing but retarded shitposting?

>>8285822
Shiki's voice isn't top of the line and Shiki isn't AZKi's and Mel's friend.

>>8285923
who?

>>8285923
>certain graduated whale
Sorry, who?

>>8285923
I know nothing about that woman except that she sang My R in english. Tell me more.

>>8285923
There is no substance to that. Only Kronii and Sana have anything to go by. Ceres has a few candidates. RRat and Hoot don't have anything.

>>8286030
>My R
My Rrat?

>>8285969
screenshot my post
you'll see in a few hours when they debut

>>8285923
Hopium smells good.

>>8274838
inb4 she calls her fans frens

>>8286074
Screenshot a dick, you retarded nigger.

>>8285822
This is slightly unrelated but why are there so many vtubers named "Lumi"? I thought you were referring to someone else at first. Same with "Lily" and "Luna". They are default names for some reason.

>>8286074
>you'll see in a few hours when they debut
Stop stiffing paint. We won't see shit today.

>>8286142
arent there only 2?
wolf lumi - snow in finnish
star lumi - light in french

>>8285923
First of all, that's a weak rrat. Neither very scandalous nor believable.

Some of the hopium inhalers might be schizos that should stop flushing their meds down the toilet before they actually lash out at Mumei when she debuts. But many are self-aware and just having fun with the hype, even if it doesn't amount to much in the end they'll be at most mildly dissapointed. For now, they know that she'll be the cute strategy gamer gf they always dreamed of.

>>8285973
oh so its nepotism not numbers

>>8283465
Desu once she debuts folding back into global would be the best approach, these threads aren't going to have too much OC production once that happens unless she's something else

She WILL play strategy games

>>8286335
>global
No thanks, if these threads die I'll just watch her streams and be done with it.

>>8285363
>Avatar of human civilization
>Letting herself stand under the gods
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

>>8286418
grand strategy is cool and all, but I really wanna see her play Frostpunk

>>8285205
Quiet bookish girls with long, brown, hair is my weakness. Come to think of it, she reminds me of Monika a little I would gachi for her based on that alone. Anything else is a plus, the speculation is all in good fun. I genuinely believe even if our expectations are shattered, who she actually is as a person is even better than the collective construct we've willed into existence.
>>8286335
>folding back into global
Son, I never arrived here from global to begin with.

>>8286061
Rat is the slav spic.

I tried...if someone can do a better job then please feel free to try |･ω･｀)

>>8286544
i must shill my hardworking non holo oshi

>>8286707
why are you like this?

>>8286727
name?

>>8286785
Kaneko Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx_zwZuGIS4jxO07kFk8G6Q

>>8286785
Kaneko Lumi

>>8286727
have these threads been accidentally talking about her all along? she got my sub

>>8286684
Based on literally nothing. That girl doesn't even speak english.

>>8286763
I mean...it's hooters and a cute girl, so why not eh?
also I saw this >>8282179 anon's post and got inspired

>>8286707

>>8286335
>back

>>8286858
https://twitter.com/kyoresu?lang=en

Why would you even bother making such obviously disprovable lies?

>>8286847
>>8276507

>1000 hours civ
>polyglot
>book club but actually analyzed literature structure and flow
>has talked about culture similarities in religion and how much she wants to do a podcast on it
>actually good at games

>Debuts delayed
>Hopium running low
>Copium and Ropium dealers out in force
Don't worry guys, Hopium has descended. Here is my biggest and most concentrated dose.

>All 5 girls have amazing debuts; Mumei meets every single on of our expectations and desires
>Debut collab starts; you hear a familiar BGM in the loading screen
>StellarisNemesisMainTheme.mp3
>"Hello everyone! Thanks for coming to our first ever Holo EN Council collab!!!"
>They talk a bit about how nervous they were for their debuts; top tier banter
>"Anyways lets get into the game!"
>See pic related
>Rrat: "Mumei was the one who suggested this game and we've all been learning how to play it, it's really fun!"
>They all show off their custom empires they will be playing as, already pre-made to avoid tech issues

>Rrat plays as Democratic Mammalians
>Origin: Post-Apocalyptic
>Ethics: Fanatic Egalitarian and Spiritualist Ethics
>Traits: Extremely Adaptive, Unruly
>Civics: Beacon of Liberty, Death Cult
>She is determined to trigger the End of Cycle.

>Owl plays as Oligarchic Avians
>Origin: Remnants
>Ethics: Materialist, Egalitarian, Xenophile
>Traits: Nomadic, Quick Learners, Industrious, Unruly
>Civics: Free Haven, Meritocracy
>She wants to explore and treats the game more co-op than PvP.

>Plant plays as Hivemind Plantoids
>Origin: Tree of Life
>Ethics: Gestalt Consciousness
>Traits: Agrarian, Conservationist, Solitary
>Civics: Empath, Ascetic
>She just wants to survive to game end.

>Space plays as Dictatorial Lithoids
>Origin: Calamitous Birth
>Ethics: Spiritualist, Pacifist, Xenophile
>Traits: Communal, Charismatic, Deviants
>Civics: Exalted Priesthood, Mining Guilds
>She doesn't mind if she ends up as someone else's vassal.

>Time plays as Imperial Humanoids
>Origin: Void Dwellers
>Ethics: Materialist, Fanatic Militarists
>Traits: Venerable, Decadent, Wasteful
>Civics: Warrior Culture, Feudal Society
>She wants to vassalize her genmates.

>Collab starts, goes on for 2+ hours
>Kino banter fills dead air and makes up for downtime
>They all enjoy the game, Mumei is a great teacher and quick to answer any questions
>Great chemistry = top-tier RP
>They decide to continue the campaign once every 2-3 weeks
>Mumei continues to be the strategy gamer of the group with the others taking game suggestions that include (You)r favorite games
>They all incline to new levels yet to be seen in the Vtuber space.

>>8273552
H O P E
O
P
E

>>8286335
fuck global, even the farms is a best vtuber news aggregator than that place

>>8288001
go back

>>8286707
Kinda hot, but it needs more definition.

Keep the faith
>>8288354

>>8287569
now this is some of the good shit

>>8274339
She's winning because she is relatable.

>>8287569
I'M ABOUT TO GET MY GOLDEN SHOT OF HOPIUM

Mumei îs going to 100% be that whale you guys don't want. She wiped tweets the literal day before the announcement video.

>>8285601
Also as a cyberfag, according to Hylo herself from the discord she and yuri were the only ones with it and that was because it was Hylos idea.

Could be a management rrat in there but she also keeps vague posting about how upset the situation makes her feel leading me to believe it is probably just her being a PR nightmare for the company yet again.

>>8290084
what whale anon?