/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cringe

>>835281
Watame is most depressed holo.

>>835281
Houshou Marine is a pedophile and uses her "i'm horny" shit as a way to take her mind off of little kids and stop herself committing a crime. Luna somehow knows this and teases her for her it.

>>835406
She needs some dickings

There is one "yuri couple" among the holos where one of the girls is actually a lesbian or at least bisexual but the other isn't. I'll leave it to you to figure out which.

>>835406

Magnet lied about her full time job.
She got involved in a conflict of interest case.

Yagoo only accepts menhera talents because he knows their backstories and drama will make fans sympathize with them more, allowing for stronger connections and increased superchat revenue, all the while fulfilling his fantasy of being a praised man of virtue in his house of broken girls.

Calli is the new CEO of Hololive and is controling yagoo behind the scenes

>>841372
I have a better one, he accepts broken girls because they're easier to manipulate.

>>841372
so just like America's Got Talent?

There is no hololive, take your meds.

>>835281
Botan have a grandchildrens

The viewers are the real Hololive talents and we are being monitored by Cover. Our oshi have microphone and camera access and are spying on us when we join their streams. They keep track of our comments, donations, watch history, and related searches.

>>841372
God I wanna invest in his company so bad.

>>845056
Stop that

Ame is actually a time lord, I mean she's British and has a item that manipulates time, for all we know it could also travel like the tardis does, or she's actually the doctor who reincarnated as a anime girl for hololive

>>835281
kek, remind me that animorph tv show that I used to watch.

Miko died in hospital last summer and was replaced by another person

>>835281
there are zero (0) actual couples in the whole of hololive, hard to believe i know

>>846174
there are plenty of couples in hololive :)

>>835281
Mori's new song was aimed not only at Vtweeters, but also Gura. Gura is infamously lazy, posting her schedules days late, and all around just doing the bare minimum needed to keep her job. Considering Mori genuinely believes that hard work will eventually lead to success, someone like Gura, who became the #2 Vtuber of all time through no effort of her own, goes against everything she stands for. She secretly hopes that her song hit Gura hard enough to get off her ass and prove that she deserves all the success that was handed to her.

>>846357
Has Gura ever mentioned listening to her song?

>>841372
This is a rrat thread, anon, not a truth one

>>846357
Now that's a good rrat, could be legit

>>846357
gura isn't lazy, she has chronic depression

My ex maybe wasn't actually too busy for a relationship

>>837105
PekoMiko

>>846127
delete this right now

>>846357
That makes no sense considering her favorite e celeb Moistjesus is basically male Gura who is famous for just being himself and doing a variety of things. And she wasn't directing it to already popular/successful people anyway, just to random losers/schizos that don't do anything whether it's "effort" content or not.

>>853795
Moist has been steadily growing over almost a decade. Gura spiked in just six months. And songs can have double meanings, too. Sure, you can just stream yourself playing a game poorly and barely talking, and count that as "creating" in the most technical sense, but I'm sure Mori wants them to at least TRY to make their content GOOD.

And this is a rrat anyways, so it doesn't have to make total sense

>>835281
None of them have feet

/vt/ was created at the request of Cover

>>853989
Gura had near 1m subs before Hololive. AKA a lot more than a certain mid-tier weeb rapper.

>>837105
NoeFure
Noel being the lesbian

>>846357
This is so fucking autistic it’s not even funny
Reeks of seething over an irrelevant number

Every single person loves kiara, except for 2 indonesians that use VPNs and post here 24/7

>>835406
If I was her dad, I would've made sure that my wife aborts that little shit.

>multiple rrat threads
why

>>841372
No, his true goal is finding out the genuine charismatic menhera girl and organizing a world wide cult group so that he can be the mastermind behind the curtain and take over the world.
>Sora was just a prototype
>Miko betrayed my expectations, so did Korone..
>Coco made a mistake. ENs was a mistake..
>and all those garbage swines..

>>841372
Regardless of his intentions, he did gave a home to broken girls. I admire that.

>>837105
Marine 90% of the girls she lusts after?

>>845056
>>845404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0FqBOcgio
Is it a rrat if it's true?