/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to sign up for the magazine but don't know if I'm good enough.

>>8546641
Reserve a page and if you aren't feeling it someone can fill it later.

I love this fucking bear

>>8547276
me too

>>8546461
Literally who?

>>8547649
me

>>8547663
prove it

>>8547143
yes i would be upset but not with bea, the bastard is not taking good care of her, if he allows her to drink and mix her meds, not looking out for her sleeping hours

>>8547933
What if he can't look out for her because it's a viewer?

>>8548035
I'll kill you

>They think that she doesn't have a boyfriend
Dads......

>Physical Magazine Project

>Crosspost to Dedicated thread
http://clover.club/forum/yah/res/111.html#q175

>Initial sign up survey complete
We have gained ~32 submissions to fill just over 50 pages. Sugoi! Thank you to everyone who signed up so far. Details for the next phase of the project will follow shortly, but a few days may be required to put everything together. I will give an update as soon as I have it.

>Google Form / Late Signups
I have backed up a copy of the initial signup sheet. If someone wants to add a late submission, please let me know. The initial signup sheet will stay open and editable. Please feel free to use it to update any relevant information that is required.

If you wanted to submit but have not signed up, let me know why you are on the fence and maybe I can help. I'll be around for the rest of the day for any additional questions.

>>8546641
>Don't know if I'm good enough
It's the effort and thought that matters. I'm sure dads of all different talents are participating. I'm not the most creative dad, but I surely won't let it stop me. I know some people felt regret at their participation in the last project (or lack thereof), so this project was designed to include as many as possible. Also, if you back out, its not like we will hold it against you. Ideally everyone who signs up will submit, but we aren't held to a strict number of pages or anything, so don't worry about negatively affecting the project. I would really love it if you would participate with us. Do you have an idea in mind? Maybe we can help you flesh it out.

>>8547060
It's not even needed for someone to have a replacement. If someone who signs up doesn't submit, we just print the magazine shorter.

>>8548555
I want to know how everyone feel about it now since the thread has changed so much over the months

>Last minute project ideas
For any dads who didn't sign up yet, I'll do what I can to see if I can help get your creativity stirring on this thread. This thread being the one that was up during the initial deadline. As I said before, if someone wants to fill it in late (especially during this thread) it's totally OK.

>Travel/Photo blog
I was hoping for more of these. One of the Japan dads is going to take some pictures of Tokyo and possibly overlay Beatani on some of the images. Do any other dads want to do a photography based submission? You could take some local photos. Hobodad hiding spots? Oil balon travel blog? Risuna's favorite regional foods?

>Games page
How about a page with a crossword and a wordsearch on it, each taking half the page? For a crossword, you could think of some funny or interesting clues. I think it could make a great page for anyone who is a bit witty with words.

>Advertisement pages
Not many people signed up to do mock advertisements. I reserved one row for one myself, but maybe some more people can prepare various magazine advertisements to fill up some extra pages and give it a more magazine like feeling.

>Google forms link
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15Fn0pFeeX7zO4ys3BEmGR9C4vgAyy32wouD_XiImeB4/edit?usp=sharing

>>8548923
Said this in the last thread but I wouldn't give a shit as long as it didn't overtake the streams and even then that'd bother me more because I doubt it'd produce anything interesting to watch or talk about than because of the mere fact that a boyfriend exists.

I guess in a way I hope there's no boyfriend but that's got nothing to do with Beatani and everything to do with the fact that having the occasional shitpost about it here is far better than having entire threads get turned into dumpster fires over goslings having meltdowns and shitposters spamming about it every chance they get.

>>8548923
I'll play along, when did she get the boyfriend? Before or after telling us that she was single?
I don't care about the private life of the chuubas I watch, but Beatani is a special case because she has shared a lot of personal stuff with us, and we have answered back being as honest as we can about of own situations
If we were to suddenly find out that she always had a boyfriend then our relationship of mutual trust would be broken beyond repair

>>8549177
I'll add a late submission in 5-6h if that's fine. Probably a 1 page travel ad but I haven't decided yet.

>>8549341
>If we were to suddenly find out that she always had a boyfriend then our relationship of mutual trust would be broken beyond repair
I agree with this. Having a boyfriend is no problem, but lying about it makes me feel used.

My idea for the magazine is to do something like pic related..disregard,ip range ban (i.e a photo with a 2D Bea put into it that feels like it fits). I don't expect the quality to be as high as this but will give it a go. Problem is I am not so good at drawing so looking for a draw Dad that can do a simple Bea with a transparent background. We can collab over discord and see about doing post editing of effects etc to make the photos pop better. Would be cool to put a quote of something retarded Bea has said recently too along with it. Plan it to be one page of the magazine and to be an ongoing thing and we can share credit for it.

>>8549649
search 『FGO』の聖地を巡ろう! 5周年企画 to get an idea of what I wanna do.

>>8549649
Post a link to the pic if you can't post images

>>8549177
I did haikyo exploring in 2019 if you want an article on that
https://youtu.be/w1bDev6Npu4

You really think Bea would just lie to us like that?

>>8549614
Totally OK, thanks for letting me know. I'll check back later for your submission to the sheet.

>>8549762
Since Bea loves abandoned buildings and stuff, I think she would love a page like this if you're inclined to do it for us.

>>8549842
Ok, sign me up (phone posting rn). Also drove a van through hokkaido which is kinda related to the bus trip she mentioned a month ago

>>8549341
>>8549623
Same. Beyond repair is a bit dramatic, but I would would feel pretty bad for a while. Mostly because I would have been happy if she'd said it somewhere right away.
>>8549788
Not really. Joking about it is fair game though

So did Bea get a boyfriend? If so, I'm happy for her now!

>>8550087
Sure, I'll put you down on the spreadsheet as "Haikyo Anon." You thinking 1 or 2 pages or what?

If it'll set your minds at ease dad's she's not in a relationship and not looking for one. She wants you to focus on her content not her private life or lack of one.

>>8548923
Well I'll be honnest, I would hate it, definitely. I don't care if it's not healthy or w/e, it would just feel different. Plus I feel it wouldn't be Beatani, since her personality is what make it very hard for her to not be single. She already barely has time for vtubing, so if not single it basically would mean quitting at this point.

Lots of cuckdads around... I wonder if it's just a side effect of nutkumolity

>>8550351
I don't think you understand what a cuck is dadochama.

>>8550325
Thank you inner circle chama

>>8550398
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are grooming, supporting, raising and watching a girl for at least several months solely so that she can go get ravaged by other men. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little bear - doing your art reps, staying up to ungodly hours in the morning, making sure she has enough beer money, teaching her english, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raising the perfect bear? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who has nothing to do with the right way she grew up with, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind yet menhera personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least several months of your life simply to raise a little girl for other men to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>8550398
In this context: someone who enjoys his oshi having sex with other men.

>>8550351
It's just a general trend of this board, I noticed. People will go out of their way to signal how well adjusted they are and how anyone who dare to think otherwise is a an "incel" "virgin" should "touch grass". They're very loud. In reality a lot of people wouldn't like it, due to the very nature of the specific niche of streams who are vtubers.

>>8550274
I don't even know where or how this rrat started or why we're discussing it

>>8550555
Because this has been the talk of the board for a few day an some retard thought it would be hilarious to ask everyone here their thought about it

>>8550555
Bea started it, she's planning it as one of the RFA jokes

>>8550555
I believe this rrat because I want to believe

>>8550299
2 pages if haikyo, 4 if including the van trip too? Idk if that's too much, but I'm assuming big images.

>>8550539
>due to the very nature of the specific niche of streams who are vtubers.
vtubers are just streamers with an anime avatar instead of a facecam. I mean shit I'm pretty sure even twitch thots have the same kind of butthurt goslings we do but they just call them simps or whatever. the fact that big companies like hololive have used it to perpetuate cancerous idol culture and most surface-level fans assume every vtuber is like that doesn't mean it's endemic to the entire concept of vtubing.

>>8550617
>She hates us so much that she is going to make us cum to the noises of her and her boyfriend fucking

>>8550539
Or more honestly, I don't have any thought that I'm going to get to be in a relationship with a woman halfway across the globe in any meaningful way besides that of entertainment and viewer of entertainment. Like I guess the biggest thing would be the lie but well there is no lie, and it's a bit dumb to worry about hypothetical situations I think.

>>8550765
It was never about any hope of getting in a relationship or whatever.

>>8550717
>big companies like hololive have used it to perpetuate cancerous idol culture and most surface-level fans assume every vtuber is like that doesn't mean it's endemic to the entire concept of vtubing.
How new, this was like this much before Hololive. Many like Moemi literally staring every video with "Hi darling, it's your wife moemi", and even all the big ones wouldn't even dare touching any personal relationship stuff ever, would be just not appropriate. People saying it started with Hololive are delusional, it was always the norm, until it came to the west.

Being in a relationship takes time and focus. I prefer the vtuber to spends as much time and attention as they can on their vtubing, juggling both + a work is just detrimental to all 3 activities. It's pretty simple honestly.

>>8550922
Yeah, I don't get how people can pretend it doesn't have an impact on the vtuber. In Bea case she would honestly just quit vtubing.

>you now remember the one time her neighbor saw her naked

>>8551250
>In Bea case she would honestly just quit vtubing.
She is going to start the tinder arc just to prove your wrong.

>>8551366
Wasn't that marine?

>>8551366
I never forgot. The fact that she was more worried about him seeing her room than her naked was puzzling. Bea basically got Matsuri'd.

>>8551366
>>8551563
Her mind works in mysterious ways

rrat: it was actually a female so Bea got horny

>>8551419
>Bea starts going out with a guy just to prove /yah/ that she can have a boyfriend while still being a vtuber
>She doesn't have intentions of having a serious relationship with him, she is planning to dump him before the third date
>She brags while streaming about how easy was to get a boyfriend, and that she is now bored of him
>He watches the stream by chance and recognizes Bea
>Gets her very drunk the next time they meet
>Convinces her to let him take her to her home
>Dads get a notification about a guerrilla stream
>"Dadchamas... aaah... I got too cocky!"

He probably ran out from the smell.

>>8551802
Stop STOP

>>8550720
Remember that voice changer that she made an offhand mention of buying a long time ago? For some vague idea?
I'm just saying, it hasn't appeared yet. And if this rrat is alive when it does it will be more funny

>>8551802
This is the plot of the doujin and
>"Dadchamas... aaah... I got too cocky!"
This is the title

>>8551887
Yes, it was in a community post.

>>8550682
2 or 4 pages is fine, we can discuss with the editor too if we want to get a feeling on what will look best. you wouldn't be the only person taking 4 pages, at least. for now, I will set the google sheet to 2 pages. thanks

>>8552395
When is the submission deadline?

>>8551802
>>8551900
Let me help you
>"Dadchamas... aaah... I got too cocky!"
>Next page is Bea reading the magazine during a stream
>The whole boyfriend thing was just an erotic story written by some dad for the magazine
>She has a troubled expression in the face
>"Why... why are you like this?"

>>8552506
we are going to put together some details this week and provide information on that this weekend. the initial timeline called for about one month to complete the submissions. if we went ahead with the one month, it would be about one month from this weekend (so, end of september, basically). I think one month should be enough for most people to prepare whatever they want to send. Does anyone think they would need more than one month?

>>8552544
Kek I'll keep this in mind...

>>8552614
Just realised the deadline coincides with the memeball schedule. I wonder if adding an extra week to make room for a report on /yah/'s cup run would be a good idea.

>>8552982
the schedule is flexible, so if that's something we wanted to do, i don't see a problem with it.

I wonder how her boyfriend feels about Bea not bathing for days on end, or spending all of her time drawing shit and getting drunk off three beers. Bea is not the best girlfriend material.

>>8553734
>not bathing for days on end
hot

>>8553734
She's low maintenance, you can fuck her and forget about her for a while.

>>8553734
The reason Bea doesn't bathe frequently is because she wants to have sex in the bath, and her boyfriend is too dumb to take the hint and fuck her every day.

I know my cock is smaller than Beatani's
Give me a shot, a chance to win you Risuna please
I'm on my hands and knees...
For my face, in your tiddies

I love you, Risuna.
t. Risuna

Risuna's lips
I want to kiss

>>8557258
Risuna's gash
I want to smash

Risuna's dick
I want to lick

>>8553734
> Bea is not the best girlfriend material.
She's the best wife material.

>>8557356
I guess she would be good at sitting around, yelling at you all day and taking half your money without giving you any sex.

>>8553734
look anon, you can't pick who you fall in love with ok?

Risuna's cunny
Looks cute and tastes funny

>>8550617
>>8551887
Remember how Bea "collabed" with the sheep right at the beginning? She's going to do the same with a male or maybe an erotuber but prepare it so it's seamless. Low IQ dads won't be able to tell it's just a recording.

>>8557402
I want to be yelled at by the bear. Please, berate me more!

>>8557723
"If you don't come back with more mikan in 20 minutes I swear to Hiroyuki I'm cutting your dick off!"

>>8546461
Okay, but, is this true >>8551718 ?

>>8558507
She has visited more than once, but on the first thread she made here asking for advice someone did indeed call her nigger.

>>8558567
>implying she ever came here after that incident
delusional

All the bear paws drawings were fake

>>8558567
maybe "That bear degenerate" is supposed to be her

>>8558870
I think so

>>8558650
vtubers are fake

I was curious to see if someone would bump the thread

>>8563555
They're real to me damnit

Bea's cunny
Cute and funny
Torture Pichu
It gets all runny

This isn't good. I have almost no interest in watching the stream

>>8568974
then don't force yourself to watch it
you'll just be wasting your time

>>8569401
Why do I hear that in Bea's voice?

The thread is so dead compared to usual right before a stream...

>>8570179
There's not much to talk about right now. Dead threads are not necessarily bad.

>>8570179
discord

>>8570179
I've just finished watching a different stream so I'm catching up with some stuff.

i always eat dinner before the stream and talk here during the stream. sounds normal to me

I made breakfast for Beachama

Does anyone have the Koikatsu card of listener-chan?
I have the one for Bea, and I can't find it on clover club.

>>8573811
https://files.catbox.moe/1x3e60.7z

Is Bea's setup retarded, is it the location, or does YT just hate us?

>>8574374
YT in general for small streams isn't too stable unless you live in the US

>>8574374
rrat:she’s doing it on purpose to have an excuse to stream on twitch or she’s running alot of tabs in the background

>>8574401
I've never seen this happen to any other small streamer I watch.

so this is how the end looks like huh...

bea...

>>8574401
Okay, YT hates us.
Thanks.

>>8570179
I was playing a game

>>8574401
this is the exact opposite of reality

>>8574374
susan is racist

This is why I let my membership expire.

>>8575172
rude
but also smart guy

rrat: youtube ingest servers have server maintenance at 7am

Yeah, there's no way she can have sex in that room.

imagine the smell

>>8575712
the cans really set the mood though

>>8575712
Nah, it's fine. You do have to get a bit creative though

Just how much trash does she have on that desk to affect her network

There we go again

CLEAN YOUR ROOM SMUG BEWR BITCH CLEAN IT STOP PUTTING ASAHI SUPER DRY SHIT INTO YOUR PC CASE STOP BEING STINKY STINKY STINKY CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM SHED IN XP HILL STINKY BEAR TAKE A SHOWER

>>8575837
Bea likes it in the can!

>>8576111
beatani is literally cigarette anon

I love this stinky bear!

>>8575899
just how many water cans does she have stacked around her pc...

Am I really the only person with a messy house?

>>8576437
No, but clean people are much more likely to answer in the chat

>>8576437
Mine's pretty bad

>>8576111
ok i will

>>8576437
Post pics, anon

Beatang's jealousy issues

>>8576775
What is the Beatang version of Chihiro's name? Chitang?

>>8576775
cute possessive freak bear!
she’s going to kill me next week!

>>8576437
It's dust and cat hair but fine otherwise, mostly

>I can't do it with you
>disgusting

>>8577665
She's right. It's why I might keep saving entirely.

>>8576864
Chihichang. Kaniko is Kanikong, the representation of an anon is Nanashicchi and Eira is Eitang
Moreover, Beatang is just a nickname(/species name), her real name is Chisatong. Serious Beatang lore please understand

>Poll: 86
>Viewers: 27
Good to see two thirds of dads don't like adds.

She's trying to kill the boyfriend rrat

>>8577752
I did not know that. Cool!

You can call me a yurifag but I'm ok if Bea has a girlfriend.

>>8577877
I specifically turn adblock off for these streams.

yoooooooooooooo

>>8577888
888 I think you're onto something

>>8577992
I won't turn off adblock for anything

>>8577888
nuuta chad…..

>>8577888
Yes
Don't worry Bea, we were just joking

Why does the 20 minute option keep going up?

>hey dads aren't women weird
>hey dads you should totally norep for weeks and nonstop hornypost together with other dads
>hey dads you are disgusting and i hate you i would never find you attractive
>JUST FUCK EACH OTHER ALREADY
Fine! I WILL fuck a dad, fuck it i'm done chasing cunny. I'm gonna slay some dad bussy instead

Artdads, we need aggressive JK Bea kabedon Risuna STAT

men are gross, sure sure, but what about MALE DOGS with RED ROCKETS

>>8578337
Plenty of dads will have you. It's not a problem

Wait a minute, maybe Bea is Pekora who got raped by Miko

>>8578337
Based

>>8578066
I won't turn off adblock for anything short of getting a chance to fuck the bear.

>Koopa has already cucked dads years ago

KOOPA RAPED BEA

Why is Bea such a lesbian magnet?

>>8578953
Menhera magnet, so it makes sense that she'd attract that flavor too

>>8578953
my rrat is that she's an absolute cutie

>>8578885
IN THE HOT SUMMER OF '92

I want to jokingly mount Bea!

This poor gray, he has no idea what's going on

BEA GOT RAPED BY BOTH GENEDERS AND ABUSED BY HER FSTHER SO SHE IS NOW SCARED OF ANYTHING SEXUAL UNLESS IT CANT HARM HER

leave for five minutes to take a piss and everyone's talking about koopa raping bea, what the fuck happened

>>8579232
it shouldn't take 5 minutes for that ojii-san...

>>8579165
I remember when I was that innocent...

>>8579226
She wants to rape kemono because of the trauma...

>>8579232
green haired girl was hitting on bea and took it too far so we have now deemed the green haired hag to be at fault in this totally unrelated situation

>>8579290
He was using the ojisan emotes unironically earlier too ahah

>>8579301
raping kemono/risuna is the only way of gaining control back in her life...
many such cases

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucker_Punch_(2011_film)
XP hill is just Bea's version of this.

>the incident gave her so much ptsd she now has to wrap herself to feel safe

>>8579014
always has been

That's a new doujin plot that we have here.

I expect the R18 art on my desk by tomorrow morning

I honestly think this is an exaggerated version of reality from how she perceived the situation

I want to hornypost but it would be in bad taste considering she was molested.

>>8576437
Mine's mostly dirty dishes and cardboard I don't feel like taking down to recycle/throw away

Me and my pals used to pin each other to the bed all the time, no big deal. It was just a joke.

>>8579555
It's just wrestling

>>8579509
She's making it looks worse than what it was because she's autistic and can't handle regular affection

>>8579555
same. just don't be gay

>>8579713
Or maybe it just makes a good story

Maybe it's just another lie

>>8579555
Same. He put the tip in as a prank too.
>Not gay if I dont cum!

holy shit imagine how easy it would be to peer pressure her into sucking our dicks if bea had a meetup with dads

>>8580034
As long as everyone else is laughing she has to go along with it. It's just a prank bro!

>>8580034
imagine how easy it would be to peer pressure bea into letting us suck her dick if we had a meetup

>>8580161
Indirect kissing dads while sucking Bea's dick!

>>8580277
thats the best part

I know YouTube fucks with the numbers, but there aren't only 40 people watching. There probably aren't 169 either.

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HECKIN SAY HOLOSTARS AREN'T HOLOLIVE

>>8580527
Well there are roughly 100 people online in the d*scord alone.

>>8580527
maybe 2 months ago i would believe that she had a chance at that high of a viewership , but with polls you can just enter the stream over time and still vote since it doesn’t expire or end, so multiple people can hop i and still vote or viewers can vote and stop watching and close the streams, 3etc.

sex

I can't even escape the hololive talk here

>>8581163
based

>>8581051
Yeah move on already

>>8581163
>You will never be able to see one of her protected tweets again

BGM is loud af

>>8581410
why are you telling me? tell beatani

Bea is really projecting on this one

>>8581163
Nothing she said is wrong, dragon was done wrong and had it's own company just kind watch as shit went horrible for months.

>>8581484
You are beatani

>can't comprehend why they would stay if they have a lot of money
I knew she was in this for the money...

>>8581821
i told her just for (you)

Thank you kind anon. I'm too shy to chat

>>8581837
It's confirmed now

I kind of want a draw along tutorial now, like the live2d ones.

This fucking grey doesn't know

hearing it out loud is still ridiculous every time.
>memorable stream
>our summer memory

Genuinely hate this noise

>that gulp
it's over nutkumolitydads.. go on without me

>>8582364
Me too so don't worry.

I barely survived that ear licking

>>8582408
save. your. cum.

>>8582364
literally just slurping up some noodles

Pretty comfy stream so far, I'm really enjoying it

I'll add these slurps to the H scenes in the future VN.

>>8582087
I only see these threads in passing, all I know you are all a bunch of dramafags
nade is much better than this deranged hag

>>8582364
The stream will be entirely like this and i'll stay flaccid

>>8582663
Yeah, it would do nothing for me

>>8582663
I could jerk off to a kitten in a meat grinder at this point

>>8582852
We know, Bea

>>8582852
She could literally start the stream and say zero and I would cum.

>>8582624
I don't want to hear unironic child groomers tell me I'm worse than them

>>8583160
They even go to bea discord to shill her too

>>8582624
Go back retard, you have some DMs to send.

>>8582364
Even when it's not Bea tier, ear licking asmr kind of shit makes my entire body convulse with cringe and it starts to almost hurt after several seconds. I have NO fucking idea how anyone can stand it, let alone jerk off to it.

Do people just not plug their shit in before going to sleep?

>>8583490
It goes in the cocoon with her. She falls asleep sending LINE messages to her boyfriend.

>>8583563
I'll have you know we moved over to snapchat months ago.

Im a gray what is nutkumolity

>>8583278
Same.

>>8583657
Dads have been asked to not jerk off for 2 weeks, or 1 week if you are under 24 so everyone can cum at the same time on stream. It's a science experiment/bonding experience.

>>8583657
people cooming to ringfit streams is hilarious to bea. watch the last one it's good
so now we're saving cum to cover the world in it during the next one

>>8583657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mF9649eTg

I'll be honest, this is making me want to start art reps. It seems nice if you can get in to it

>>8583760
>>8583789
>>8583844
thanks ill prep

>>8584059
even if what you make is absolute shit it can still be a fun creative outlet if nothing else

>>8584098
I just get discouraged too quickly

>>8584084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGK1fUuCQs
This is the stream, so you don't have time for the full experience, but a few days is better than nothing.

>>8584229
Make a quick doodle every day until you get better.

>>8584229
it doesn't have to be pretty if it has SOUL. draw what you like

>>8584229
no answer for that other than forcing yourself to finish every drawing you start even if the end result makes you want to crawl in a hole and die. even if you never get good you'll get better.

Will she do the plaid pattern or is it too mendokusai

>>8585269
I belieb

Bea is bald.

I waste my money on Bea membership

>>8585459
Where

>>8585530
everywhere but her armpits, mustache and ass crack

>>8585597
Please anon I need to save my cum

Salmon spotted

I was looking forward to after the stream until I remembered I CAN'T JERK OFF UNTIL SATURDAY PUDFPHIUODFIU(ODG(U)G*(_R))*U*)$U(*$U*(

>>8586571
I don't care, AR

>>8586846
>Networking in the chat

>>8586917
Many vtubers would rather just chat normally and not have people see their name and instantly talk about it too. It's usually better etiquette.

do sheeps produce milk this is a very important question

>>8587442
yes

>>8586765
Stay strong, coomer dad

>>8587442
most mamals produce milk

What do you dads think of the holoEN meltdown over omega happening right now?
I want to ask Bea

>>8587521
Oh, I am but after two weeks may God have mercy on my dick because I won't

>>8587576
d-do you produce milk?

>>8587601
Fuck of An*** you already tried to force that topic on discord earlier

>>8587625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

>>8587601
I don't care about HoloEN. I only care about Bea.

>>8587601
I don't give a single shit about holoEN

>>8587601
i dont give a flying fuck

>>8587669
Anon im not even on discord, i hate that shit

>>8587625
not until bea mpregs me

>>8587601

>>8587601
Uninteresting as fuck and overblown, and I wish you didn't bring that garbage here.
They just answered the actual answer, fictional genderless beings were a thing for centuries and it literally doesn't matter what some random twittards think about it, it's not a dogwhistle. Sure one could just avoid the question, but honestly it's just a basic question given the nature of the character. Both poltards and woke autists are so fucking annoying.

the salmon typed something!!! haha XD
look look!!!!

Apologies dads, i didnt mean to upset, glad i didnt ask on stream at least.

>>8588839
I don't even understand how you could begin to think it was something one asks on a vtuber stream, just, how autistic can one be

>>8589112
where do you think you are?

>>8589149
On a thread related to Beatani, not some /pol/ shit

>>8589112
I already said sorry pls no bully

>>8589354
It's okay dad curiosity is sometimes more powerful than common sense.

RATE THE STREAM

RATE IT

>>8589922
COMFY

>>8589935
Comfortable and mostly on rails/10

>>8589922
cute / 10

>>8589922
Great/10

>>8589922
focused bear is cute/10

>>8589922
only derailed once terrible/10
but also comfy/10

>>8589935
best bear/10

>>8589935
too slow

>>8589922
>>8589935
great cute/10

>>8589935
Fun and comfy/10

How the fuck is /yah/ so active? I envy you as a /kbns/

>>8591535
This is nothing compared to what it was a month ago.

>>8591535
luv me daughter
simple as

>>8591535
It used to constantly be top2~3 of most active theads, this is like 20% of its original speed

How much do you love Bea?
http://poal.me/cu6kwn

>>8593382
When will you learn goslings this never ends well. But definitely marry and give a easy life to her so she can focus on her creative outlets.

>>8593725
I want a new mistake
Lose is more than hesitate

I am going to rub bea's ears and nothing will stop me.

>>8593997
she acts smug but she loves it

>>8593382
>Marrying her
...why? I'm sure she would be a great friend tho

I had some doubts about participating, but I can't say no after seeing the bear so hyped for the nutkumolity

>I can't participate, I'll be playing RFA!
Is she going to do the ear licking ASMR and the countdown while playing?

How can some dads turn into attentionwhores for Beatani so quickly? I boggles the mind how obvious dads are at treating things like a competition for Beatani's attention.

>rewatching the start of the stream since I was late
>says her room is clean because she can see half the floor
I'm going to have to buy a one way plane ticket to the XP Hill so I can become this retard's maid aren't I?

>>8594651
How new?

>>8595010
Fairly new.

>>8593997
You can have the ears but the tail is mine

>>8595098
A few days or weeks? I ask because a lot has changed in the past couple months. Long story short the attention competition was WAY more blatant in the middle days of the Beatani fandom. The threads had a lot of bitter namedropping and arguments, accusations of favoritism were everywhere. It's still around now but there would be 3+ threads a day back in late June/early July

>>8595098
You get used to it. They are just desperate for their serotonin hits.

>>8595316
A couple of weeks and lurking. Then I should not complain, it looks like things are not too bad.
>>8595358
Understandable.

>>8595751
Cool. Enjoy your stay on the roller coaster.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!!!! HER APPROVAL AND RECOGNITION IS MY GREATEST DESIRE. 認めて欲しい!!1!1!!!!!!1

She actually thinks it's talent what gets you inside hololive

>>8597142
Being well connected and sucking a good dick are talents

>>8597575
Bea has points in both

I love fucking this bear!

my balls feel heavy, and warm
I'm not joking
what is happening to me?

>>8599538
You're becoming enlightened. Just hold on for a few more days.

>>8599538
Imagine Beatani weighting them with her palm

>>8599688
no, I will not imagine that
nice try

>>8599538
Sounds like testicular cancer caused by a lack of ejaculation. Surely you didn't actually take the nutkumolity joke seriously?

>>8599889
h-haha.. no..

I'd rather imagine Beatani being your actual girlfriend and telling you to go the full two weeks and constantly teasing you the entire time. Like sure on day one it'd just be a lewd moan here or there but by day 12 she's just straight up blowing bananas right in front of you and sending you nudes. etc. Then on the final day instead of it being an event to see what happens when a bunch of viewers explode at once it'd be an endurance run to see if you could survive two hours straight of the lewdest things she could imagine. and if you do, you get to put it in raw afterwards. Think about it, two weeks of pent up lust and frustration? No way that's not ending without a baby getting made.

>>8600318
"You've been good for so long, I thought I'd bring my sister over too!"

>>8600318
why would you type this