/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

I actually feel kinda bad for him/her/it for having to deal with the zoomer zombie.

>he is still doubting

Kiara is for loving!

I don't want sex. I just want to be happy.

whats the first thing you think of when you see this?

I love Kronii

>>8556281
You Got: [Tsunomaki Watame]
>>8556292
You Got: [Gawr Gura]
>>8556293
You Got: [AZKi]
>>8556304
You Got: [Ookami Mio]
>>8556309
You Got: [Uruha Rushia]
>>8556323
You Got: [Ayunda Risu]
>>8556361
You Got: [Usada Pekora]
>>8556383
You Got: [Tsukumo Sana]
>>8556387
You Got: [Watson Amelia]
>>8556388
You Got: [Airani Iofifteen]
>>8556391
You Got: [Tokino Sora]
>>8556399
You Got: [Tokoyami Towa]
>>8556404
You Got: [Oozora Subaru]
>>8556405
You Got: [Momosuze Nene]
>>8556413
You Got: [Pavolia Reine]
>>8556423
You Got: [IRyS]
>>8556466
You Got: [Takanashi Kiara]
>>8556468
You Got: [Hoshimachi Suisei]
>>8556469
You Got: [Shishiro Botan]
>>8556475
You Got: [Yuzuki Choco]
>>8556547
You Got: [Aki Rosenthal]
>>8556566
You Got: [Yozora Mel]
>>8556580
You Got: [Amane Kanata]
>>8556603
You Got: [Himemori Luna]
>>8556654
You Got: [Shiranui Flare]
>>8556674
You Got: [Houshou Marine]
>>8556692
You Got: [Calliope Mori]
>>8556695
You Got: [Natsuiro Matsuri]
>>8556714
You Got: [Cere Fauna]

I will become sex.

>>8556576
Cope!! My zombie Is based!

TONIGHT ON /HLGG/, GET READY FOR THE COLOURFUL CHARACTERS OF A LIFETIME:
>Vinegar anon (Damascus, also responsible for Ollie unbirth blowjob necro pregnant amputated headless sex)
>Optimus Crime
>Quail egg anon
>Cardboard Kiara KFC anon
>Kana anon
>Koopa
>R. Ratman
>Pekora adderall schizo
>Grudge anon
>Cunny Roads anon
>Homestar poster
>Soraposter
>(You)

>Gura devoting hours of her life flirting with shion to will more shionXgura lesbian sex art into existence

Just how cunny hungry is this shark?

Rodents, assemble! Rabbits aren't actually rodents though

>>8556754
GER

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

https://twitter.com/wataamage/status/1430229435429670912
Big ups my dude

>>8556353
>"uuuuuugh... buku... juicu?...

>>8556735
OJ

Here is what's going on in current streams friends.
Noel's still got us by the collar, locked up in her darkened room, whispering sweet thank you's into our ears as she's still sweetly reading through the supachats she's received today after cooling down everyone's burning desire to breathe and breed.
While Astel says that this APEX stream will not end until he gets his THIRD Apex account into Diamond, so there you have it. Apparently Seer was hard nerfed and murdered before his very eyes so there will be no Seer play for now. At least he's gotten the SHOGUNATE Izuru with him to help with his climbing.
>Today's song releases
MaiR called up some of her good friends, including AZKi and Inui Toko, to help her sing a song. This culminated in herself and eight talented vsingers to put out this cover of Summer Wing 1,2, Jump! It sounds so incredible and the MV features everyone in beachwear so if you haven't listened to it yet, I highly recommend you do so immediately. It's for sure going to brighten up your day even if just a little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0hEfm_Bnkg

>>8556757
>Reine
I’ll make pochi proud and put a few kids in her!

KIARA LOVE

>>8556735
Juice

>>8556576
Fuck you, I wish zoombie would gush over me like that.

>Come back from work
>5 hour VOD stream from Ina
>TTRPG in 3 hours
How the fuck do you even keep up with this shit?

https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1430049819960041472

Powerful

I made a soundpost
How cute is Nenechi in your opinion?
Noone replied to me in last thread

>>8556757
>kfp
>got space
sweet!

>>8556757
>You Got: [Tsunomaki Watame]
Hell yes!

>>8556604
ES ELLA

I love Pomu!

Mumei is made for the warmest of warm cuddles, followed by the roughest of rough sex

Im glad we will get a genderfluid Holo. Finally the LGBTQ+ community gets some positive recognition! Cover is going in the positive direction. We will make it.
And for my homophobic gate keepers, its okay to be mad, i get you are angry. But if you really dont like it, just dont watch its streams. You dont want to be zhangs2.0 right?

>>8556735
I am suddenly incredibly horny

Meimei a cute!

>>8556428
私もイナが大好き!

>>8556576
I'm impressed at how long zoombie kept that joke going.

Easy now Sana....

a little under 2 hours

>>8556757
>You Got: [Aki Rosenthal]
Nice

>You might be small compared to Sana
>But you are the only you in the universe

t. Ceres ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

>>8556782
That sex cutaway gag she did in her intro was themoment I was sold on her. She's funny.

>>8556835
based falseflagger here is your (You) spend it wisely

SFW WIP edition
I removed the bow so I can animate the penis that will be there easier. Please undertand.

Speaking of gooks.
Why is it always koreans who draw the most depraved shit?
If i see something like cannibalism, roasting, dismemberment ,extreme ntr with 50 niggers it's always some gook.
(Do you think ina has a secret guro folder?)

>>8556576
omegaapha is ina's gay lover

>>8556604
Look at her go!

>>8556576
why did they hire this stupid zoomer whore?

Kronii rangers, go!

>>8556576
>Everyone in EN hates it
>Meanwhile Ollie

>>8556428
I love Ina too!

>>8556735
CHICKEN!!!! [sound of drywall being punched]

>>8556757
>Ask for Sora
>Get Choco
Was there overflow error or something?

>>8556835
>folgen

>>8556576
>her

>>8556576
Ollie noo!! Stay away from "it" non binary troons

>>8556824
She is very cute and lovable and dorky

>>8556865
Hot hot hot

>>8556865
based

>>8556576
I can't wait for this bitch to graduate. I'm glad Ollie is teasing her, I love this zoombie

>>8556757
>Amelia Watson
Hell yeah

What are the chances Shion gets an invite for Gura's first live?

>>8556353
>>8556375
>>8556417
>>8556832
I fucking hate the voice of this little shit

>>8556352
Finally break 10k live viewers as bathtub streamer, she choose to prostitute herself just to stay relevant.And that's hot, now you know Mori will do anything just to stay relevant.

doko...

>2 have current boyfriends
>1 is a confirmed sjw dyke
>1 is a retarded zoomer like Ollie
>1 might be a dyke but is Canadian
Remember when hololive used to be about cute dorky social outcasts?

>Sana's going to overlap TTRPG
Poor space

this rat... i still cant believe how cute she is!!!

>>8556858
She's so cute

>>8556875
Can't wait for some Oblivion kino

>>8556806
Thanks for the hardwork friend even during these times. I will still fuck your ass though.

>>8556824
I played it, but I got distracted before I could respond. Good work
Nene is double MAXIMUIM cute

>>8556576
>she

>>8556865

>>8556916

>>8556835
this is truly artisanal b8

Are Mori, Gura and Kiara the only whites in EN? EN2 is all asians.

>>8556857
Nothing personelle, kid

>>8556916
oh nyoo

>>8556865
I understand. Thank you for your service.

>>8556871
Faster

>>8556886
He said we can call it her.

>>8556865
jaw drops
>eyes pop out of head
>tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
AWOOGA AWOOGA
WOAH MAMA
HUBBA HUBBA
MRRREE-OW
I DO DECLARE!
ME LIKEY!
>bashes mallet over head in total disbelief
AO-AO-AWOOOOO
EE-OO EE-OO
SMMMMMMMOKIN'
VROOM VROOM
HOLY MACKERAL!
>head transforms into train whistle
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOOO CHOOOO
HONKA HONKA
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
HEE-AW HEE-AW
SOCK IT TO ME!
>frantically taps foot against the floor
OOHHH BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
DOOOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT
>heart thumps out of chest
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
>takes a dramatically deep breath
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>heart gives out, paramedics drag me away
ABIDI-ABIDI-ABIDI-- THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

>>8556865
looks promising

>>8556757
Ame ame ame~

sanallites...im gonna save..

Which holoEN will be the first to play Dungeon Keeper on stream?

>>8556735
Project Wingman please holos play that game

does gura even love me?

>>8556865
Kronies continue to be the horniest next to Miosha's thread, anon just posted his latest update of his WIP too.

RRAT TITTY PITTY TUMMY EROTIC UWAAAH

>>8556919
>"Brother Watson"

>>8556757
>You Got: [Takanashi Kiara]
One step closer to alter Kiara fusion!

>>8556916

>>8556845
>Friends!
Sana is Ayamefriend?!

>>8556919
That's a lot of shitflinging for no proof.

>>8556875
Thanks ame
Please don't leave me again...

>>8556875
I missed her so much

>>8556919
The two dykes are cute dorks and should kiss

Reminder:
>Sana says she's ~1697840000000cm (55703412073ft) 0s go off screen so I'm assume +1 zero
>Using https://www.calculator.net/ideal-weight-calculator.html (and using 25 as a base age instead of 138000000000 years), her weight as of Robinson should be 2,505,196,525,855.1lbs
>Converting this to kg (1136338029478.3811035kg) and using https://byjus.com/gravitational-force-calculator/, and assuming Sana is the same distance from us as the sun and using Earth's weight, her gravitational pull is:
>5.239821136615703 × 10^10 N
Therefore: she will crush you under her gravitational pull

>>8556353
Miko, can I get a hat wobble? ... And a flarhgunnstow?

>>8556824
Nene is great and you are based for making that soundpost

>>8556969
This RRAT is a ShortSTACK.

>>8556919
>Remember when hololive used to be about cute dorky social outcasts?
It never was

>>8556940
>Mori
>white

My Boy is blacker than Miko. Also, Kiara is Japanese.

>>8556873
Because she's smart and kyuut!

>>8556806
>Apparently Seer was hard nerfed
Good. Holy shit, Noelbro. Seer was anti-fun in its purest form

What does ghosting mean in Apex terms?

>>8556919

Reminder

If a chuuba does have a boyfriend

>less connection with their fans because they already have someone else that will take up all those attention and affection from them
because they have a MORE IMPORTANT social connection in their life than audience.....
talking to chat is probably just a JOB to them!! because they already got their social needs met!
>less time to stream
SELF EXPLANATORY
>will probably feel guilty about it because they are actually lying to their fans
All stories you hear from a vtuber with bf? oh, fake.... they might say something like "I went to store today and this happened blah blah", a cute/funny story, but they would have to focus on HIDING INFO than actually telling a fun story. meaning most stories they tell is probably full of shit.

Now lets compare it to a vtuber that is single and can actually focus on their fans.

>More connection and form relationship with the audience/fans
This is what a vtuber-fans relationship should be. Fans support the chuuba on all sorts of ways and the chuuba returns it all back by doing enjoyable, genuine, and good streams for the fans. It should always be a two-way street!
>More time, more freedom, and more stories
SELF EXPLANATORY
>Vtuber with no bf can life care free and guilt free
These chuubas feel happy that they are getting supported by their fans and aren't deceiving them. They don't have to worry if their BF coughs, hot mics, and many more risky shit during streams. Single vtubers doesn't have to worry about any of this.


In short

Single Vtubers = More genuine stories, Actually loves the fans that supports them, All their love, affection, and time isn't shared with someone else!
BF Vtubers = tense all the time from lying to their fans, the bf and her probably laughs at you for being falling to them, highly likely to resent their audience!

>Inb4 someone says touch grass, incel, and many more other normalfag shit. Notice how I explained all of this without mentioning sex?? Just use your brain and you know that this actually makes sense to some extent!

>>8556916

Letsu faking go!

>>8557004
Super massive black oshi

name my band

Remember, "brother Watson" is code for "boyfriend."

https://twitter.com/SeafoamBoi/status/1430208966538190848
Wah!

>>8557004
Hot

Ina is black

>>8556818
Watch at work if I can't watch live

>Astel: Let's fucking go!

LETS FUCKING GO

>>8557004
yeah the gravitational pull of those BAZONGAS

>>8556940
aren't Fauna and Mumei white?

>>8556576
Nah this is the funniest Ollie has ever been on purpose.

Matsuri has a cute smile

>>8556888
>Troon
Where the fuck is this coming from? I've literally never heard this phrase until today and I've seen it like 12 times. Can /pol/ leave already. All /pol/ users are as mentally ill as the Twitter trannies they get angry about.

>>8556968
Anatomy is kinda off, am I mistaken? Her chest is too far back?

>>8557043
Chairmen of the Board

>>8556822
wow

>>8556806
>we used to get this every day
Were we happy and didn't know it?

>>8557065
I would if I could...

>>8556875
Oblivion kino is back

>>8556824
based

>>8556576
Only downside with the amount of tweets was I glossed over them after the first one.

>>8556576
Based hyper zombie annoying chuuni fuck

>>8556983
Unironically better than the ayame one.

Indian holos when....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP SUSAN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8557043
Ina isn't the main vocalist right?..

How many times is youtube going to nerf en2

>>8556923
Rrat: Sana is going the Anya route and deliberately shooting herself in the foot to ensure small numbers. She's looking to secure herself a few good dedicated gachi while keeping the comfier atmosphere that comes with a smaller audience.

>>8557080
I tink is a /vpol/ term which just shows ow abd tourist are.

>>8556028
Ignoring how you just put "i dont want to sound like an anti" but proceeded to shit on my wife, if you compare all the debut streams kronii's is the one that checks all the important marks. You've got an aussie shitposter with fat tits and is black. Yes, she has a sense of humor but it's not for everyone, her accent probably filters lots of people and, shitposting aside, her being black definitely adds to her decline. You've got what is essentially the EN equivalent of rushia and noel. While that in itself isnt a losing pair in any case, this is SO FAR her only qualities and to my understanding this content isnt as popular outside of japan. You've got the rrat that is literally focused towards children and zoomers. While she's cute and active, she's pretty forgetable, at least imo. Then you've got the owl who, despite all the hope this thread had for her, was a boring girl that has the POTENTIAL of being the EN anya. While there's nothing wrong with that, she doesnt have that "oompf" that anya has to push her. And then you look at kronii. First of all, big tits. Yes, sana and fauna have them too, but kronii's outfit compliments them more than the other two. You've got the voice, that 30-something mommy/wife voice that makes you feel scared but excited at the same time. You've got the narcissistic funny personality that screams "yeah, i'm joking, but i'm also serious", as well as that snippet of her original song/cover. It was the thing that solidified her as my favorite because i was heavily into this genre of music for a period of time and it warmed my heart that she was focused towards it specifically. You've got her unapologetic dark humor which works for the majority of her viewers since everyone, EVERYONE is a cunt on the inside and not everyone likes to show it, but they can respect it when it comes from others. You then have THE. MOST. BASED. TASTES. In the entirety of EN. I'm only sad the wasnt into metal, otherwise she'd be 11/10 for me. You combine all that and, despite the lag during the game stream you mentioned, she's a great holo. The issue is how she will change after supas get enabled, how she will react, how will she tackle them ie read or ignore them (mori vs ina way), how she will look/sound like behind the membership
Is it THAT obvious that i was a deadbeat at one point?

>>8556970
Anon, as much as I want to cuckpost, she had no reason at all to mention him if it wasn't her brother. Dude was taking care of her house while she was having fun in disney / universal with her aunt and co.

>>8556940
Fauna and Mumei

bros??? did I miss something? wasn't Mumei suppose to have a stream today

>>8557045
"Brother" Watson is almost undoubtedly gay or closeted. Still based, but there's no way he isn't playing for the other team

>afraid of bugs
>buys into alkaline/ionized/whatever water scams

>>8557043
Walls of Jericho

>>8556989
do your debut archive reps

>>8557048
Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute!!

>>8557048
is this the same nigga that did Ame's?

would be cool if they can do 3D collabs soon

>>8557082
I see big titty and softly rendered abs, my brain shutdown, no anatomy only plump paizuri

I still remember when holobronies shitting on based shark because some rrat that she is "trans", but now they themself has non binary thingy inside HoloEN. I wonder how their hypocrite mind cope with this.

>>8556576
I don't want to read this, does she say "OMEGALUL" at some point or not

>>8556824
Nenechi is outstandingly adorable

>>8557127
Wanna try that post again

Continuing counting posts of past threads.
Results up to OP >>8556353: /hlgg/ has had 2878 threads, 55 deaths, 4341099 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 50.7%
Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ

>>8557121
>>8557122
I don't think I can save her...

>>8557134
Sugoi

https://youtu.be/08zYuyX3mRo
Been caught up with debuts the last 2 days, so I don't know if this was already posted here. Made me get a little emotional.

chill

>>8557121
Wow, were people really THAT triggered by the astrology stream?

>>8556576
>groomed by connor
>catfished by sodafunk
>gender-tricked by omega
I can't believe Cover hired a girl this stupid.

>>8556824
This soundpost is super super ultra mega awesome... nending... nending eteranl perfect sexy cool passion alpha hyper young outstanding oustanding smart ??? ??? ??? cute! Yeah! Thank you!

>>8556919
>but is Canadian
there is literally nothing wrong with being canadian

Uuuuuhhhhh

>>8556957
Based

I want Kronii to play this underrated gem. Fuck me, if I wasn't a broke ass nigger I would superchat it to her

Even though I'm not subscribed to her, at the very least I didn't subscribe only to unsub later.

>>8556806
Right here... uh... Noel friend!

https://youtu.be/KOvru9KQ1k8

>>8557161
Based

>>8557121
SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

>>8557121
Isn't she already has 2 VOD?? Wtf actually happend?

I feel bad for her ngl

>>8556940
>Mori
>White

She's black.

>>8556835
>it's
See now you've just outed yourself as a falseflagger.

>watching Ame's comeback VOD
>"Omega deez nuts!"

I don't get it...

https://youtu.be/FbJAVBbvGlQ
THEY ARE

>>8557130
How the fuck is she your oshi already, she was around for less than a week

>>8557196
>israel

We need more Mumei abuse.

>>8557196
>ISRAEL

>>8556989
Well, green lamy is pretty much irrefutable.
Can't say the same about Mumei, theres a lot of schizos that have a vendetta against a certain indie and they think its her.

>>8556940
mori is African, Gura is Atlantean, Kiara is a phoenix

>>8557201
Man I spent so much time fucking around with that game. Good shit

>>8556968
The kronii thread is literally just concentrated /hlgg/ hornyposting but for kronii exclusively

>>8557201
Singularity would be better but now way they can get permissions for that.

>>8557180
NijiEN and /who/ getting too uppity it seems

What is it about a sticky that brings it and leaves lasting damage? Why are these people so obsessed with trying to create drama out of nothing? What kind of mental illness is this?

>>8557196
ES REAL

>>8557219
Shion proposes to almost everybody.

>>8557217

>>8556835
Omega is based and this nigga only purpose is to make Susan acknowledge chuubas, numbers are coming back baybeeeeeeeeee

>>8556940
Ame's hispanic?

>>8557190
You can see the message in chat at start of webm

Wow, please post another screenshot of Holostats there's only 10 so far you fucking niggerfaggots.

>>8557248
no it's the EN2 splits

>>8557140
just under 3 hours, my bad you've gotta wait, i just need to finish inseminating her

>>8557196
Funny, never in a hundred years would a JP company give a shit about blacks and that's why japs are still based.

The fuck? Ame is fucking her own brother? I thought incest is illegal in america.

>>8557121
my smart fridges

heheheheheh

>Gura collab cover with Matsuri
>Gura reaching out to Shion since last year
Is this company mandated cunny pandering?

>>8557180
There has been an insane amount of spam threads in the past week. They literally will make a thread for something that can be a normal post.

>>8557196
>TALIBAN

>>8557261
Yes

>>8557196
That is real? come on maaaaan

>>8557089
More like chairmen of the bored

>>>/v/568398774

Stop shitting on /v/

>>8556735
Probably the best game I've played all year

>>8556824

>>8557204
I already subed twice out of pity and unsub twice already, that shit accent is like poison in my ear

>>8557196
Whoever made this bait shoulda waited till February

>>8557271
Crimes are only illegal if you get caught.

>>8557248
Blame it on who and clock

>JUST NOW got a notice that my acrylic stands are starting to ship
y-yay

>>8557209
Yes please

>>8557227
This is one advanced joke

>>8557223
Gura became my oshi by her 3rd stream. It's not that weird. When you find your oshi you just know.

>>8557243
I mean sometimes we talk about Sana since Time and Space are literally meant for cock on the clock

Anya...

>>8557288
You should stay there

>>8557223
Doesnt matter how long she's been here for. I just clicked with her. Months ago anons were saying that my oshi yeah i know the term isnt exclusive to 1 girl simply hadnt debuted. Now she has

>>8557271
Brother Watson doesn't believe in having sex all he needs is his JO crystal

>>8557253
The sticky is often wrongfully blamed. It's to contain all of the drama for a while. If it did not exist, then these threads would of been the place everyone gathered.

>>8556964
More holos need to play AC7

>>8557196
holy based

>>8557290
I still haven't beat the final level.

>>8557214
>>8557022
Haha next you'll tell me that Anya is Japanese.

Just got back from work. Noel is streaming, sadly no chicken stream...
TTRPG TONIGHT WOOOO

>>8557196
this is your second post

>>8556835
as long as omegalpha sucks my cock and has a hole to be penetrated, I don't give a fuck about their gender.

>>8557233
The voice doesn't match up at all tho.

I have to unfuck a tremendous amount of code from a newbie. I can stay up to watch the rrat, what am I in for?

>>8556757
Still got some stock left?

>>8557233
Nobody has a fucking vendetta against anyone, doxxbaiter. You cherrypicked shitposts and made them into a collage to try and keep anyone from shitting on Mumei. I want you fucks to take your meds already so I can enjoy your oshi without having to think about the schizophrenic fanbase she's cultivating.

Could Omega even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Super Hyper Momosuzu Nene. I'm not talking about Super Hyper Ultra Deluxe Momosuzu Nene either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Momosuzu Nene. I’m also not talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI and a Shakujō because she is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on her chest, her four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER she absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so she can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime The Great CEO of ƎNƎN Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby Cultured 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI ENENMI sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo

>>8557301
Yeah, same
Got the email a few days ago from geekjack

>>8557196
ISREAL ALL ISREAL

>>8557339
Based.

>>8557288
stay in /v/ then nigger

>>8557253
Stickys are harbingers, but not the problem themselves. They contain the shit while they exist, but the trash sticks around after the sticky is gone.

>>8557312
This guy's art is good but god am I fucking sick of seeing him on my feed.

>>8557089
That was quite good ngl.

>>8557217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_VeRNE7LhQ&t=12465s

Now's your chance to something nice about IRyS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_ppGumqQ4&t=578

>listening to Kiara zatsu-kart
Hmm, so which Council member stayed up all night talking to Kiara for a pep talk? Sana would make sense given the bad numbers & Kiara talking about not having control over your character's appearance. But there seem to have been some other behind-the-scenes "issues" that came up with "haters" which she was also talking about, and it doesn't seem like Sana has "haters" exactly.

>>8557260
>numbers are coming back baybeeeeeeeeee
Lol.

>Shinove-san, Shinove-san!
>Hmm? What is it Astel-kun?
>I'm going to be playing APEX until I hit a certain milestone! It might take me 14-15 hours or so, who knows but I'm just letting you know!
>O-Oh okay...remember to ta-
>Also I'll be turning off SCs until I hit it and probably won't turn them back on until I fulfill more dumb Apex challenges!
>W-Wait ho-
>JA NE~!

>>8557355
Cope retard it's not her.

>>8557253
it's not people from the sticky
it's niggers that were always here, always posting the same dramanigger bait, thread after thread
they just have a new influx people responding to it
but the rotten core of unicornfags, cuckposters and dramaniggers was around from day one and they'll stick around because people gonna encourage them when it's a girl they dislike (or even feel lukewarm about) for the sake of cheap amusement

was the TTRPG collab moved back an hour? wasn't it scheduled at 4pm?

>>8557312
Cute!

>>8556970
Anon, you know people can have family right?

>>8557333
Stock up on continues and learn to abuse the charge shot for phase 1 to destroy the orbs, it helps a lot

>>8557296
Homosexual take

>>8557335

>>8556964
kyoudai...

>>8557354
The following holos were not delivered and will be disposed of
Inugami Korone
Minato Aqua
Moona Hoshinova
Murasaki Shion
Akai Haato
Kureiji Ollie
Sakura Miko
Hakos Baelz
Shirakami Fubuki
Nanashi Mumei
Ninomae Inanis
Robocco
Nakiri Ayame
Anya Melfissa
Nekomata Okayu
Shirogane Noel
Omaru Polka
Yukihana Lamy
(OG) Kiryu Coco
Ouro Kronii
Have a nice day

>>8557265
Oh, thanks. I'm not the brightest crayon in the box.

>>8557149
Nah different person but both used the walfie style

>>8557311
i didnt say that i was criticizing it. Your only issue is spamming the catalog with her threads despite not one of the existing threads being archived yet

Anyone else really looking forward to Kronii's zatsudans? I think she has the potential to be great at them. I just want to listen to her talk about her day and make dumb jokes.

>>8557368
Same desu, I stopped following him. I just drop by his profile to check for art from time to time

>>8556835
charge your phone

>>8557393
Yes, probably to give Mumei more time for her stream.

DOOR STUCK

>>8557420
How do I get in?

>>8556028
her design arguably appeals to various audiences, and her personality from the loredump is relatively different from your usual holos so people are interested how she will turn out
then she opens her mouth and her voice caught people off guard. her saying the meme lines sealed the deal. she also streamed a game almost immediately after debut instead of hosting a zatsudan

>>8557393
No

>>8557423
If spergs would stop bumping them, it wouldn't be an issue.

>>8557401
To have sex with, which Ame is

>>8557219
God damn I'm so happy this day is finally here! Now I can have two brats for the price of one!

>>8557404
Not that guy, the other one, after you travel back in time.

Did the get noticeably worse in the last hour? Didn't see nearly this much dramafagging last thread

>https://youtu.be/7S9QhFeGw60?t=3872
man... mumei's wheezing laugh lives in my head rent free...

I keep placing expectations on my oshi and then getting annoyed when she repeatedly lets me down. Is this normal?

>>8557420
Wait, please! I'll take Anya!

>>8557195
Unless you're a guy
>captcha VRAPX

>>8557420
Ina no!

Noel is talking about America but I don't know Japanese so I have no idea what she said

>>8557393
Anon they were always at this timeslot

>>8557424
So Mori tier snoozefest?

>>8557382
She cute and has a great voice.

>>8557355
the fucking gall for you calling anyone else a schizo, fucking kek

All i can think about is having sex with a cute aussie rrat

>>8557296
I guess they were right to be nervous of their accents then, fucking hell

https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1430120519009927171/photo/1

wait polka is getting a new outfit??? why no one told me?

>>8557301
I can't be the only one who STILL hasn't gotten Ame's birthday merch from Geekjack, right?

>>8557235
Will there ever unironically be an african holo? I think at best we could get a south african one.

>>8556919
I think people just need to realize how amazing EN1 is, and never EVER Ask for EN3. The english speaking market is obviously spent.

>>8557122
>most views from one stream
>actually minus subs

>>8557312
www

>>8557392
You aren't baiting me into posting anything, you stupid ESL. You and the three other motherfuckers still putting up this charade are the only ones keeping the rrats and shitposts about her flowing.

>>8557447
pov: you are being given nohands paizuri

>>8557355
IT'S
NOT
HER

>>8557458
>brats
Why do you want to fuck Bae's fanbase?

https://streamable.com/q8k0df
"How can you have so much eroticism!? What do I have to do to be as erotic as you are!? AHHHH EROTIC!! WHAT EROTICISM!!!! IT'S TOO LEWD! Ahh...lewd! It's too leeeewd! Leeeeeewd!! Suzu-chan... you're just too lewd! YABAAAAAI! I wanted to meet you, Suzu-chan! All for you... AHHH EROTIC!!! You're just too lewd, Suzu-chan!! Is it really okay to do something like this?!?!?! SUZU-CHAN!!! UWAAAAAHHH!!! Suzu...thank you...you're the cutest and most erotic girl in the whole wide world!! Uwaaah...so lewd... Her neck is lewd, her breasts are lewd, her ears are lewd! Her breasts and ears are lewd! Oh god her eyeballs are just so...! Her breasts...what a godlike camera angle!! Your thighs are just so erotic, Suzu-chan! They're just too lewd... So lewd...! So lewd... You were 30,000 of Nene's yen well spent, Suzu-chan...! Suzu-chan... Suzu-chaan!! You're... Suzu-chan, you're just too lewd...! You were so worth spending 30,000 yen on!! ...All my anxiety and the pressure got to me and blew my emotions to bits, but... wait... it's not like Nene spent 30,000 yen to intentionally get something this erotic! Nah, I can't... Hang on, my nose is dripping real bad...I'm gonna go blow my nose real quick, okay?"

>>8557391
I hope this fucker try's to sing some Disney songs during his 3d. He WILL get tackled live by shinove

>>8556919
Why not get a girlfriend so you don't have to worry about it?

>>8557462
Don’t force yourself to be a fan of a specific someone. You don’t choose your oshi before watching her proper, it comes naturally. Fucking newfags

I hope noone here is going to discuss how one child wants to marry another?! That's disgusting and who talks about it should be jailed!

what's the plan for today?

>>8557391
Kakkoi

>>8557491
>default reaper
how far back does it go

>>8557122
Susan is a Kronii degenerate...

When will Cover hire another euro-friendly holoEN?
I don't want to watch Kiara, I don't want to.

>>8557514
They should honestly give Shinove a 3d.

>>8557459
Just don't choke :)

>>8557308
I couldn't stand early Gura to be honest. Good thing she's a whole lot better now.

>>8557420
:(
Dammit. I rarely see you post during these hours gachanon and I missed it..

luv me Sana, simple as

What about YOU? if you were a Holo, what would be YOUR first stream, after your debut?

>>8557498
You can't because there's isn't anything, you retarded ESL.

>>8557494
A-are >we the good guys? I can't believe people are that turned off by dark skin and astrology

>>8557528
Enjoy some streams

>>8557380
>Kiara is feeding the schizos fresh rrats again
Why is she like this?

>>8557409
Holy fucking based

>>8557542
>beggar being a chooser
you have Mumei and Ina as well anyway

>>8557219
proposing marriage has been Shion's bit for over a year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJVJcjzZh2A

>>8557480
AAAAAHHHH SHIGURE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. PLEASE STREAM MORE. I NEED TO HEAR YOUR LOVELY VOICE

>>8557391
Wait, is he doing a challenge again and putting the chastity belt on his viewers AGAIN? I'm gonna watch him

>>8557424
I'm looking forward to them just because I want her to talk. She can talk about the most boring shit imaginable and I wouldn't care. She's not even my favourite EN2 but her voice is such an insane buff that I just want to listen to more of it

>>8557498
you can't stop acting like anybody here that's not a retarded newfag like you already accepted the rrats as fact

>>8557447
Nothing like a mature holo

>>8557552
Pokemon Unite.

>>8556919
>>1 is a retarded zoomer like Ollie
Dude she's unity as fuck, don't be like that.

>>8557480
Nobody needs your opinion, Uiposter. It's not schizo to get tired of people coming into /hlgg/ and intentionally starting a >HER NOT >HER debate to bait people into doxxing and getting banned.

>>8557552
I just finished platinuming Crash 4 so I'd flex with a speedrun stream.

>>8557552
postal 2

>>8557209
good

“you dont choose oshi. oshi choose you.” - confucius

>>8557552
Something related to my theme and then I drop it to play REAL games like Apex. Please hire me.

>>8557518
I watch vtubers, I'm a fucking loser.

>>8557561
>schzios take an innocuous statement and go nuts with their rrat-addled imagination*
Why are they like this?

What is your priority in trying to catch streams? For me it's
1. Ame
2. Gura
3. Mumei

>>8557552
FE:PoR Maniac mode to make everyone frustrated

>>8556919
Am I supposed to care about any of these things?

>>8557034
Some of the points could be solved by just being sincere with your fans, but most of your points are actually true desu

>>8556919
>retarded zoomer like Ollie?

Why is it bad again? It's fun to watch Ollie and I won't complain if there are another holo like her. If anything, hololive need one or two more loud girls

I just like listening to high energy streamer

>>8557139
>not gay
>but is afraid of bugs
w-we are...?

>>8557219
Amesame bros I don't feel so good

>>8557121
This is unironically racism on youtube's part. Someone should @ their twitter and bring it up.

>>8557597
This is true!

>>8557382
Here's the soundpost of that song if you want it. The way she messes up and laughs during it is just too much for my heart.

>>8557473
she said "death to america! glory to allah! allahu akbar!"
she is now singing a beautiful nasheed

>>8556964
shut up max0r
you barely inserted holos in your last vid

>>8557552
Majora's Mask

>>8557577
Just imagine if she did ASMR. Does she understand how powerful her voice is yet? Christ...

Live now

>Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h3qRSDWwS4

In 2 hours

>Nanashi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMW87foNAI

In 3 hours

>Ina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VGI7x9F0s

In 4 hours

>Fubuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhX5-m3r41s

>>8556919
>2 currently have boyfriends
>1 is a confirmed sjw dyke
>1 is a retarded zoomer like HER
>1 might be a dyke but is Canadian
Remember when hololive used to be about cute dorky social outcasts? Fuck HoloMyth, I hope they're all graduated before September ends.

>>8557561
She vaguely gave great and sound advice for future applicants and of course schizos are gonna find a way to spin it negatively.

>>8557542
Well I don't want to watch Ina and I am not sold on owl yet. I also doubt that Mumei will actually stream at EU prime time.

>>8557638
>Nanashi

>>8557256
>>8557564
cope guramefags

>>8557485
You just know she's using the nude model while hiding under the table
Probably gets off to it afterwards

>>8557609
1. The new ones
2. The old ones

>>8557253
>Why are these people so obsessed with trying to create drama out of nothing?

>>8557609
1. My oshi Ayame
2. Aqua
3. Polka
4. Ina
5. Shion
6. Everyone else

>>8557552
Dungeon Keeper

>>8557424
>inb4 it devolves into her talking about webtoons for hours

>>8557380
That same VoD mentions Sena was pretty relaxed after debut. Shes probably the least likely candidate.
but trying to read anything into that one way or another is a hopeless endeavor one way or another

>>8557638
Sucks people live like this.