/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

IT'S 7/11 WE ARE IN A TIMELOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CYCLE CHECK(lol)

Exactly 02 hours 28 minutes have passed since adjustments for a total of 15 cycles.

SYNC YOUR CLOCKS

PURGE YOUR CUSTOM TRADERS

TURN OFF LUNA COIN

DON'T LOSE CYCLES

>>8550032
I CAN'T EVEN CHECK MY HISTORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

post yfw you didnt refresh and so you can't apart of the lower class scum being bogged

الله أكبر

>>8550114
>post yfw
I haven't refreshed shit all day. The site is just not responding half the time. I want to dump the owl.

ohhh sex

quick update, I'm on antibiotics now and my personal ina won't return my calls. pissing feels like I'm pissing hot water and I'm shitting blood

>>8550230
>has a girlfriend
I don't feel bad for you, suffer normie.

post yfw all your trades go through because you use the spreadsheet

>>8550006
Just in case you forgot, or you're a newfag, I have two of these made because it is indeed a timeloop.
If the servers are still fucked I intend to use the other one for the next OP.

post yfw you can't post images

>>8550313
You niggers are the reason the site is bogged to fuck and back
>they code like pigs

>>8550262
>girlfriend
no no no my friend she's a massage therapist I met on telegram and I was fucking her because her physical form is very close to ina's

>>8550331

devchama doko. statement onegai

>>8550331

>>8550378
explode

>>8550114
>first instinct whenever the site is dying is to refresh
Aaah pain

>>8550331

>being a ranged ban seamonkey

>>8550378
Gz tako

Hey /nasfaq/, buy (and watch) my GF

>>8550330
I was joking anon

>>8550494
holy esl

My autotrader finally seems to be working.
It's buying coins I didn't add though.

>>8550345
Cope. The spreadsheet bogs the server less than the Zhonkbot.

If you click "Clear All" all your trades go trought

Through the bogs and reds

>>8550330
>timeloop

Holy fucking shit zhonkbot just bought a million Marines at once

>>8550642
Right, that's why people got banned for all the bogus failed API calls it was making. Before the site was bogged.
>Haatonsheet back in the OP
>Retards not being able to set it up properly
>Several newfag retards not being able to set it up properly
>Site fucking becomes unusable.
Unironically fucking kill yourself.

It's because these retards have the haatontrader running on top of zhonkbot.

Well, at least we got some humor out of the site not loading properly.

BAN PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION OF BOTS
DON'T HELP RETARDS
RETARDS WILL BOG EVERYONE IN RETURN

>>8550897
Kek

>>8550506
Is she doing an ASMR stream? That's the only Ayamy I watch, pure GFE.

>>8550847
seriously? anybody already using the haatontrader is because the trader fucks their computer why double it up

Is it just me or does History not fucking work properly? Every time I've checked My History over the past few days (when the site was "working") it ignores all the trades I've made so far and only registers trades that happen after it's been opened.

>>8550978
Because cycles are more important than uptime. Having both up at the same time forces more requests and squeezes out better cycles.

>>8551056
How new? The History tab has been like that as long as I can remember, and I am new.
"Working" History Tab
>Go to History
>Click "All History"
>Allow it to load
>Then go back to "My History"
Else it will only populate "My History" with things from "Recent History"
note, do not try that right now, site is fucking unusable as is

>autotrader is trading a handful of my least desired stocks and not trading the actually important ones that everyone is trying to trade.

>>8551056
You have to click on history then my history. My history just works like a filter, it needs to load the full history first or it has nothing to filter.

>>8550785
>people got banned
And? I have been using it the whole week 24/7 and I am still using it. Sounds like a (you) problem

>>8551085
>Having both up at the same time forces more requests and squeezes out better cycles.
You fucking retard. Just use Firefox and get consistent 10m05s cycles. Without bogging the site for the rest of us.

Can we just replace NASFAQ's frontend with a spreadsheet that sends requests to NASFAQ's backend? At least it wouldn't lag.

>>8551114
>I am new
It worked properly months ago.

>>8551185
It hasn't been working properly since that update in July where some of the history was lost though.

>>8550785
>>8550908
Ayame is a whore.

>>8551172
Not me nigger. I was just parroting what the retards are thinking.

>>8550785
What the fuck are you talking about, haaton spreadsheet literally doesn't bog the server.

>>8551238
>What the fuck are you talking about, haaton spreadsheet literally doesn't bog the server.
I'd tell you to check the floor but it doesn't fucking load anymore under the crushing weight of all of your API calls and I don't feel like doing your archive reps for you

>>8551316
I meant that it wouldn't be any different it people were using zhonkbot

>>8551184
The frontend has nothing to do with it.

>>8551238
Sure. That's why it took weeks for the haatons to fix it. There are still people using the old version that spams requests and they don't know there's the new one because they're either dead or never visit the thread. We have haatontraders out there trading forever.

>>8550378
UOOOHHH, grooming random people because they look like Holomembers!

NGL, I would want to too if I found a Marine or a Polka.

>>8551354
Maybe, but consider that people using haatonbot are also possibly
>using zhonkbot at the same time, because morons
>have the site open anyways
>double the amount of needed open sockets

>>8551384
>grooming
I paid her $300 it was a fair and respectable exchange

>>8551238
haaton spreadsheet's carbon print made greta cry.

>>8551375
>The frontend has nothing to do with it.
You misunderstood, frontend itself lags for me when I open the market tab because of all those graphs that I have open

>>8551375
I don't think it did, we just put the link back too late

She does one every friday. I highly recommend this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RF0PaeVui0

>>8551466
>I don't think it did
Archive reps. The old haatontrader was fucking retarded

>>8551502
Sorry, I meant that I don't think it took weeks to fix it, not that it didn't before

>>8551432
Nice Akasupa!

My spoiler still applies.

Where's my Kronii FWB

>>8551486
Are you, by any chance, Canadian?

how about instead of deciding if spreadsheet is better than built-in bot or not, honk rewrites his node.js server in language that has an aot compiler and fast web frameworks.

Why the fuck would you use the haatonbot when a tako managed to have nasfaq running on firefox on a shitbox older than most chumbuddies? Stop being pussies and trade with zhonkbot instead of using tools you can't understand

>Choco isn't moving in either trader I'm not running both at the same time, I've been alternating between them for the past hour
>She's already $300 over adjustment
Honk I literally can't buy my oshi on the best discount she's had in 2 weeks. Fix this shit.

No
She forgot anyways

>>8551797
I don't have my PC on during nights

>>8551797
Can confirm. Using Firefox. Shitbox older than chumkeks. 100% of transactions 10m10s or under.

>>8551797
but anon I live in a 3rd world country...

>>8551942
That means there are more shitbox you can buy for cheap doesn't it?

The haatontrader hitting the 20,000 requests daily limit if you're trading enough unique coins should be a testament to how terrible it is. It's fine if a few people use it but if everyone starts using it, we get whatever is happening now.

It's a little too late now but to the haaton who made it, I suggest you make a lightweight version for public use. Purely using buy/sell requests alone. Get rid of the constant wallet/activity/price api calls. Or atleast force people to update those manually. Anyone using the haatontrader is making 5x the requests every 10 minutes compared to people who just use the zhonkbot. That's load equal to 4 extra people. Fucking fatasses.

>>8551989
It means a shitbox costs 1 year of work

>>8551793
>devs are competent
no

>>8552015
oof anon that's rough

>>8552015
No it doesn't. I live in flipland and the monthly minimum wage(about $200) is enough to buy at least 3 shitboxes.

>>8551994
This post gave me an erection. Preach.

>>8552094
not for me!
>>8552110
I'm in those less than 1 dollar a day shitholes you see on TV

>>8552110
Would you have enough money to pay taxes and buy food after that though?

>>8551994
>Passing 5 individual slips of paper to be written on and passed back
>Instead of writing all 5 questions on one paper which will be handed back
CompSci Majors and Networking Majors will tell you that this is perfectly fine and acceptable.
Stop using Internet NOW.

Here's what I'm buying today, need to reset the cycles but it's usually good for me, about 10:30

Turn off your fucking haaton trader cancer or I'm posting on r/hololive with the answers bringing the final bog to nasfaq. I can't even buy my fucking oshi you niggerfaggots

>>8552181
>less than 1 dollar a day
>bread costs $1
How do you live bro

>>8552229
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

so how much exactly does haaton spreadsheet send requests per order? mine sends about 10 requests on average, then sleeps 1 ms and then repeats this cycle until the server acknowledges that the buy/sell is complete

>>8552229
I'm keeping it on now cause of you.

>>8552290
>mine sends about 10 requests on average, then sleeps 1 ms and then repeats this cycle until the server acknowledges that the buy/sell is complete
>this nigger is sending hundreds of buy/sell requests per second

>>8552284
>>8552308
Enjoy the website being taken down

>>8552181
Im so sorry bro

>>8552229
>Turn off the trader that's actually sorta working
You're supposed to pretend to NOT be retarded when you FUD.

>>8552282
just make your own bread bro
And 10 breads is 1 dollar if you want to buy bread

>>8552364
Thank god.

>>8552191
No taxes in flipland unless I buy things at an actual store. Less than $2 for 3 meals a day. Live in a shanty=no rent. Tap into a powerline for free electricity. Wifi is $5 a month if I don't watch HD videos. $3 a month for oshi membership. Yes, you can definitely buy at least one shitbox.

>>8552181
What the hell where?

>>8551994
But it still used to lag that you couldn't even log in when zhonkbot and Haaton spreadsheet didn't even exist

>>8552410
Shut up and blame the haatons.

>>8552215
Reading comprehension you fucking esl faggot

>>8552410
Sure buddy

Fuvk kronii and baelz didnt go through. My 144 trades....

>>8552410
>Haaton spreadsheet didn't even exist
The sheet was around for months before it was made publicly available

>Zhonkbot doesn't work
>Haatontrader is squeezing in trades on coins, but is maxing out attempts almost every cycle, and STILL not getting trades in on some coins.
>Going to the site and manually clicking the buttons doesn't do anything.
Alright, so no NASFAQ today. Got it.

>>8552290
This is for pussies, my autotrader starts up 64 threads on my threadripper cpu and sends requests to all API endpoints on all threads in a loop as soon as possible, no sleeping involved.

>>8552382
wtf bread here costs like $3 a loaf

A fix for those who experience white screen while turning on the zhonkbot - make sure to disable Luna, she seems a bit broken for me and couple others and we fixed the white screen by turning her off.

>>8540060
I have to take risks in order to catch up...
I... have to make it to the top...

>>8552396
Somalia, I work for a british company in Kenya

HONK RESET THE SITE OF A MOMENT!!!

>>8552746
What are you going to do now that EN2 is dropping fast and you can't sell?

>>8552786
cry

>>8552769
shit man I hope you good

>I literally can't buy Towa coins

>Went down 5M
>Climbed 5 places.
What are you doing.

I hope the haatontrade has a master kill switch. What if we have people who forgot they had it on with oshi on permabuy before quitting?

>>8552958
a classic, now let me buy again. anything really.

>>8552958
holy shit it actually went through, I hab a Twap coin now!

>>8553144
It doesn't or rather it can't.
>Google Sheet
>Scripted
>Runs on Google's servers
>Unique copies per Anon
The only way to kill it is to change the API calls themselves. And even then, it won't stop any zombie haatonsheets from continuing to try the old API calls...forever.

Im actually losing trades wtf. this is so sad alexa play the 19th hour boggination

Who's a japanese loli that i can groom?

>>8553414
Can't honk just kill all sessions?

>>8553477
me

>>8553477
me

>>8553477
#rank 3 tako on the oshiboard

STOP, I LEFT MY AUTO TRADER ON BEFORE I LEFT HOME, DON'T BOG ME

>>8553477
Investigators, one of the directors is like that. and also they are good onaholes

>>8553561
don't worry, it's probably not running.

The "real oshiboard" is currently disabled. It timed out on it's last run. I'll look into it tomorrow, likely will reduce the number of people it checks.

>>8553477
my dms are open

>>8553741
IT WAS YOU. STOP CHECKING MY WALLET

>>8553741
Where can I see said oshiboard? Or do I have to bend to the hatons to do so?

>>8552538
How new? People would press buy button, see that the notification "BUY on X is pending" doesn't appear and they start spamming the buy button, which sends request every time it is pressed, bogging the server.

>>8553789
Oh... I might've been bogging the server... Sorry honk

>>8553787
do people ever read the OP these days?

>>8553826
It was a while ago, maybe it works differently now, I don't know.

>>8553858
heck no, why would I do that?

>>8553858
>These days
Since the dawn of generals, nobody has ever read the OP.

>>8553504
Actually yeah, that would kill all Haatonbot sessions instantly. And nuclear bog the server as everyone frantically tries to log back in.

>>8553504
but they'd STILL keep making requests. I don't think the code stops if your holosesh is invalid...I admittedly haven't looked closely at the code

>>8553858
what the fuck is an OP

>>8553947
Poor honk has to make new APIs again

>>8553858
Reading is for nerds.

>>8553504
>honk will never manually end your session with his gloved feminine hands and disparage you for bullying his delicate server

>>8551994
>hitting 20,000 requests in a day
has anyone managed to get this after the haatontrader started using the userWallet timestamp? Show proof.
>remove wallet
I still need the wallet to verify the trades.
>remove activity
>remove price
sure, let make people open the website increasing the load on the server.
>force people
No, I will never force people to use my works or how they use it.
>making 5x the request every 10 mins
are you sure?
have you actually counted how many api calls the website makes and compared it?
Show your work.

>>8553144
if it fails more than 5 times it will stop trading that coin.
Fun fact the original name of the sheet is Nasfaq Buy Forever.

>>8553860
Can confirm it still works. You need a shitty internet tho.

>>8553947
If the session is invalid it will automatically turn off the autotrader.Its on line 75 of Main.gs if you are wondering.

are we actually sure that price checks every 10 minutes are actually worse for the server than server sending the new price every time the price changes through sockets? never really used websockets

>>8554020
>Can confirm it still works. You need a shitty internet tho.
~50ms ping here, not shitty Internet. Spamming Buy can actually dupe coins right now, server is that bogged.
>If the session is invalid it will automatically turn off the autotrader.Its on line 75 of Main.gs if you are wondering.
Thank fuck. Even on the oldest version in the wild?

>>8553781
I JUST WANT YOUR WALLET.

Just checked my logs, my sheet wasn't able to get the top 100's public wallets in 5 minutes. Normally it takes 40-50 seconds to do 500 and a few hundred setValue calls.

>>8554020
>make people open the website increasing nta but people have the site open at all times even with your trader.
t. has the site open at all times

SELL LL GEN 2 RIGHT FUCKING HOW HOLY SHIT WHAT A DISGRACE

>>8554144
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS

>>8554144
>Sell
We don't do that here, newfag.

>>8554122
NTA, but really? I typically close NASFAQ and forget about it when using an autotrader

can you fuckers go one week without bogging the server?

>>8554203
who?

>>8554186
I like having the graphs open on one tab, the recent history on another, and the leader board on a third. This is all on a dedicated NASFAQ EDGE browser.

We need to make a NASFAQ desktop app

Hi-
Sorry about the server troubles. We're trying to diagnose the issues now. I updated the autotrader last night and missed a bug with luna which I've fixed. Refresh the page to get the fix. If you haven't refreshed the page since before last night, please do so so that you can use the new autotrader which should not send multiple requests. If you are one of the following users:

yonju architects kk
watamate
W
cypherposter
her priestess' treasury
mofumofu

Please tell me if you are using the old zhonkbot, the new zhonkbot (since last night), or a script.

Also, we updated how the server handles checking coin cooldowns. Evidently some bugs have been uncovered with this leading to coin dupes being possible again. Please be patient as we try and fix this. Thanks

>>8554313
cypher...

>>8554313
when will you rewrite the server in something that isn't node.js or python?

>>8554313
>3 of the Top 20
lol

>>8554342
Cypher uses a separate computer entirely for their NASFAQ trading, so it's entirely possible they just didn't know about the update or couldn't refresh.

>>8554313
ban them all

>>8554313
Hello, was using the old zhonkbot (that window is weeks old), will refresh
-priestess

>>8554313
Grass them, zhonk

>>8554313
ban ban ban

>>8554313
cypherposter here
I am using the zhonkbot on firefox since about 12 hours ago with no refresh so that is probably it
I tried to load market in a separate window earlier on without refreshing but it whitescreened so I just made do with the current one

>>8554313
>refresh
>can't log in again
I'm seething

>>8554313
Can you confirm if haaton spreadsheet is fine or not? You can check code in Tools -> Script Editor menu, it also has "How it works" sheet with text explanation. Last time I checked it was fine. Don't forget to make a new copy of the spreadsheet, scripts don't update in copies.

>>8554313
DON'T BAN ME ZHONK, I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GAY.
I JUST LEFT ZHONKBOT OVERNIGHT ON MY LAPTOP.

>>8554566
>>8554313
Incidentally, UI did not load correctly with multiple hard refreshes until I disabled Luna on the (disabled) zhonkbot. Not sure if this was related. 1440p screen.

>>8554176
oh you guys are larping lmao I thought this thread was a meta joke about changes in popularity.

Yikes you guys are cringe even for me well done.

>>8554801
btw, it was chrome, the laptop isn't an amazing machine, but its not horrible, graphs were off.

>>8554828
Not related, happens to me all the time, you need to go to profile page and return to market page after that

Hi-
None of you are going to sell anything until you stop calling me ms and instead refer to me by my proper title, mrs honk.

>>8554313
Imposter AWAY!


>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]

>>8554846
NTA, but this doesn't make any sense. This is a thread for NASFAQ. I don't sell coins because I'm too lazy to do so, I would need to check stats of holos' channels and see which ones are gonna adjust down and sell those. What's wrong with not selling?

>>8554828
>UI

>>8554313
Not sure when I last refreshed before adjustments but I did refresh after. I manually bought/sold on some cycles by spam clicking when the bot wasn't working.
-Yonju

>>8554952
>spelled impostor incorrectly
Clearly you're a fake honk

>>8554952
>>8554313
Now post it on the floor

>>8554846
Get out of here and never come back

Of note to anyone who is noticing "stuck trades", protip: if you have trade notifications disabled you should anyways KEEP THEM THAT WAY.
I turned them on to see how long/tall I could make a screenshot of the comical amount of pending transactions that new, since last night zhonkbot was still sending. It quickly consumed like 1 GB RAM in Edge, on the Info page of all places, and crashed the tab before Task Manager could even update with how high it actually got. This machine has 32 GB RAM.
For reference, a fully loaded Market view with every single coin's graph visible rarely exceeds 400 MB RAM even with several days of history visible.
>>8554313
Thank you honkler.
>yonju architects kk
>watamate
>W
>cypherposter
>her priestess' treasury
>mofumofu
B̴͕̣̤͔̼̦͛ͦ̄̔A̧̢̛͍̣̮̱̮͑͗ͭ͂̂ͣ͟͞͡N̴̙͑ ̵̸̷͉̓ͦ̓́́T͔͓ͧ͞H̢̝͚͕́̒͟͢Ē̡̢̖̙̘͕͗͂̄̄̀͟͝͠M̩̰̝̱̺͛̄̃̚͠
>Evidently some bugs have been uncovered with this leading to coin dupes being possible again.
Oh no no no.

>>8554313
>>8554952
reply to my question you fag >>8554373

>>8555114
>I turned them on to see how long/tall I could make a screenshot of the comical amount of pending transactions that new, since last night zhonkbot was still sending.
It's not gonna beat the record.

>>8555003
>Now post it on the floor
The floor doesn't even fucking load anymore.
>>8555356
lmao

is haatontrader properly working now?

>>8555356
How did this happen? Link to original post?

>>8555512
>>4529165
Found it by checking the "previous thread" from when that OP was used.

Hi-

>>8555164
This would require a massive amount of work which as of currently we are not able to do, that is to say.
>Never, suck my dick.
I hope you can understand.

>>8555003
Done, here is the link.
>https://nasfaq.biz/floor/5f4677d5-2490-4b8c-7026-4fba317521e
Oh wait, you can't read it because the servers are dying right now. Maybe you should start calling mrs honk like I suggested.

>>8555648
Give me five reason why I should call you mrs honk.

>>8555648
>This would require a massive amount of work which as of currently we are not able to do
then why the fuck did you write it in node.js in the first place?

>>8555648
Please don't larp
https://nasfaq.biz/floor/5f27d0da-7e56-4441-ac5b-be944933b2e2

>>8555762
why didn't you write nasfaq? you really disappointed me leaving all the work to honk, shameful display

>>8555648
get me on the team I'll do it for you I've done worse conversions

>>8555648
Are you sure you didn't link the wrong thing? Floor works fine for me, your link doesn't open any floor thread however. I tested opening other threads with a link and it works fine.

>>8554313
Wait so this is fake?

>>8555889
Nevermind, honk just posted a floor post, this confirms that >>8555648 is an impostor and linked the wrong thing on purpose

>>8555757
>Sana
>Fauna
>Kronii
>Mumei
>Baelz

>>8555980
No, this is real, every other post from honk is fake.

>>8555857
because i suck at coming up with interesting ideas? i could write it now but no one would use it.

>>8556046
everything else is fake... which means...
HAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOONS!!!

>>8555857
>>8556120
not to mention i actually don't have any money to host it

>>8555988
>Nevermind, honk just posted a floor post, this confirms that >>8555648 is an impostor and linked the wrong thing on purpose
>>8555980
That is not fake. It's the only real "honk" in this thread
https://nasfaq.biz/floor/5f27d0da-7e56-4441-ac5b-be944933b2e2
>>8554952
>>8555648
Faggot
>>8555855
Based

Do you really think honk would just fuck up the servers because some anons are calling him "ms" instead of "mrs"?
Do you really think honk would tell someone to suck with dick?
Come on now...

>>8556331
>Do you really think honk would tell someone to suck with dick?
admittedly it is a somewhat reasonable response to me asking to rewrite the entire server in other language, still would be nice if he did it.

>>8556331
mr Honk here, can confirm all these

>New IP

Honk how do I know if I have the new autotrader? Can you add a little version counter to the auto-trader window?

>>8556473
I activated my vpns to clog the site with my alts

>>8555855
>>8556168
Since when do you samefag honk?

>>8556521
that's not honk that's handegg

>>8554313
honk I swear I only meant to thank you on the floor once...
>>2050
Thank you Honk
>>8556550
Astute.

>>8556577
It's easier to identify you when you respond to multiple people. You have a very cluttered response style.

I still have 25 million to spend... Should i just buy div coins on cooldown?

>>8556708
>Spending
We don't do that here.

>>8556629
ADHD pls undastand

>honk doesn't dispel harmful falseflag even days after.
>honk dispel the notion that he should be called "mrs honk" within 20 minutes.
My fucking sides..

>>8556764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_obeR1OIm8

>>8554313
I was getting dupes during the server bog, haven't had any since I refreshed, so maybe whatever you did fixed them for now (or made them way less frequent)

>>8556813
Can confirm, am retarded.

>>8556785
>>honk doesn't dispel harmful falseflag even days after.
Some of them are good for laughs >>6546352 even when they're obvious >>6525728 but still somehow manage to get people >>7051708

REWRITE THE FUCKING SERVER IN HASKELL OR I WILL PERSONALLY BOG IT

>>8557197
you mean rust right?

>>8557197
you mean C# right?

>>8557197
you mean C right?

>>8557197
you mean BASIC right?

>>8557197
you mean COBOL right?

>>8557197
You mean smalltalk right?

>>8557197
you mean on scratch.mit.edu right?

>>8557197
you mean NASM right?

What stops me from giving NASFAQ the finger and going off to do my own thing?

why the fuck are we suddenly buying ayamy

>>8557650
ALL MY COINS TURNED INTO AYAMY WTF

>>8557650
Shhhh don't leak the plan

Post your EN2 Autotrader targets

>>8557650

>>8557643
Nobody, do it fag

>>8557919
No.

>>8554313
BAN

>press sell
>doesn't sell

>Everybody's bogged out of the server
>Despite this, Prices have SOMEHOW gone so far up that there's no point in buying or selling anything but a fistful of coins
Market Rollback NOW. Either that or tempban everyone that was able to trade for bogging out the rest of the players. 10 minute ban for every cycle you managed to get trades in.

>>8558543
>there's no point in buying or selling anything but a fistful of coins
aks me how I know you are a poorfag

wtf, I love spreadsheets now. I always thought it was a thing to automate calculations for people who can't code, turns out they can runs scripts and are pretty based

>>8558543
>ban everyone who have working custom traders
>despite being a completely fair advantage because they made their own
>despite being a legal and encouraged playstyle according to mrs honk

>>8558757
>encouraged playstyle
israel?

server's so bogged I got one of the meme messages with a $10k roll

>>8558543
my zhonkbot works fine, sucks to suck

>8558881
and when I tabbed back it was this

>>8558881
That's more common than you think. If you get a message, you don't see the rest of the prizes in the same roll set.

>>8554313
Could it be that there is a bug that nasfaq prevents me from buying coins for 10 minutes but doesn't show me cooldown after I clicked the buy button once and it didn't go through?

Basically I clicked the buy button, it didn't go through, click a few more times and it still didn't go through. I waited 10 minutes, clicked buy and it worked! This happened to me twice and I'm pretty sure this is a coincidence, but could it actually be possible?

>>8558824
>"people making their own script and having that level of dedication to get ahead should be rewarded by their efforts"

>>8559130
Emphasis on THEIR OWN

>>8559130
didn't know, pretty based

>>8551797
I get 23 hours of electricity here. I cannot feasibly run zhonkbot for 24 hours straight.

>>8559051
This keeps happening to me in autotrader also

why did the thread die

So how many EN2 coins do I need to have for divies?

>>8559707
All of them.

>>8559707
??? at minimum? one

>>8559734
I mean how many of each EN2 coin do I need to have

>>8559782
up to you bro

>>8559767
I know, I just can't decide what target should I set for autotrader, I set it to 0 for now.

>>8559782
At least 500 of each.

>>8559830
You're selling? I'm so sorry

>>8559846
I didn't have this much in the first place

t. poorfag

>>8559880
Yes, I will rebuy later

>>8559782
However many you feel comfortable with.
It's not possible to give good advice on this subject; we don't know what their divvies are going to look like.
>But IRyS...
...performed better than Sana but only adjusted to a third of Sana's price, and only Hakos got anywhere near IRyS' view turnout yet was in the same bracket as the other 4, who all came up short. Whatever metrics are being used here are not for us mortals to understand.

Amecoin getting to 9100?

BOG IT

>>8559927
Do eeet, I have a oshiwar going on and I need some discounts for my "buy ame 24/7 plan"

>>8559916
tl;dr: EN coins will have at least 90% divvie returns, probably expect 10k per coin at the bare minimum.

>>8560035
Coco had 5k and she reached 50k

I'm going to take a nap. I'm too tired to babysit my trader now. If I get bogged, I get bogged bogga booga. See you all at hour nineteen.

>>8560097
Yeah but coco dipped HARD after it

>>8560097
the ENs have 100k and rising. But stay poor if you dont want to hold

Is 11 API requests to do 6 buy/sell order fine?

>>8560203
This is when the server is bogged I mean, when it isn't, I usually the other mode, which does only 1 request per buy/sell order

>>8560203
programmerchama?!?

>>8560201
Anon what the fuck are talking about? The council barely are reaching a price of 20k$ per share, that's not even half of coco's price at graduation

>>8560458
What? My trader has two modes, first one does one request per buy/sell order, second one is a little more complicated but in the worst case does two request per buy/sell order. I usually use the first one when the server works fine and the second one when the server is bogged. Asking if it's actually considered OK by honk

>>8560201

so can i write an autotrader in java and then run it on my phone?

>>8560527
Im talking about their divvies. Irys broke 50% on her first divvy day. ENs will prolly get the same amount or even more. But please, sell more of those coins for me to buy back

>>8560624
God I want to fucking breed this chocolate Goddess.

>>8549933
Why is the Haaton sheet auf comment only

>>8561378
It's automatically set to prevent retards from using it.
Google Sheets reps now.

>>8561424
Enlighten me, /preview doesnt let you copy the scripts underneath

>>8560527
>barely are reaching a price of 20k$
Yeah, barely reaching it three times in a row.

>>8561798
If you make a copy, the scripts come with it.
Not sure what else there is to explain.

>enters thread
>sees the state of the thread
>exits thread

>>8561881
was not logged in on google sheet, maybe i'm really retarded

Holy shit. We just lost another one and our main Daggercoiner

bump

>>8562109
Thanks honk

There's retards in this thread thinking EN2 will have 10k divs, stay poor

>>8562109
No... that was his entire net worth... Puchigire...

>>8562109
>not on the oshiboard
>not on any of the five leaderboard pages
wtf
he was here since the beginning...

>>8562959
>They also thought EN would payout 30k

Its just them coping at this point.

>>8562959
>>8563280
you'll be the ones coping and Hakoing my Baelz when I'm getting 15k per coin

>>8563344

>60 unread messages
tldr pls

>>8563660
Server dead

>>8562109
don't go...

>>8563660
tldr: I will bog the server if honk won't rewrite it in haskell by 2030

>>8562109
wtf

>>8563913
>>8557252
>>8557268
>>8557303
>>8557359
>>8557396
>>8557428
>>8557477
>>8557619

>>8564332
all written by me

>>8564332
all written by me

>>8562959
>There's retards in this thread thinking EN2 will dip.
Stay poor.
>>8563280

I'm on top now

>>8564332
all written by me

>>8564424
EN2 is already dipping

Even if you are holding, you're losing money by not short selling (which is only slightly less retarded than holding)

>hurr ENs are dipping at reasonable prices at fucking debut month
stay poor

EN2 holders right now...

>>8565131
Show wallet

>>8565065
So did EN2 post at 30k or not? I don't remember, please remind me.

>>8565198
no but EN2 will be 5 digits at least till by the end of september. Early bagholders will be rewarded sooner or later

>>8554313
just woke up. will refresh.
-W

>>8565466
everything will be at six digits, we are in the Venezuela arc

>>8565849
>we are in the Venezuela arc
Prices are still not as high as they was back in july, before the bogration.
So you can say
>everything will be at six digits
to any poor fucker who bought everything back then because "lol we in hyperinflation anyway"

>>8562109
o7

>>8566229
>Prices are still not as high as they was back in july, before the bogration.
This is so easily disproven as false it's not even funny. You're not talking about shitcoin prices, are you Anon?

>>8566579
>You're not talking about shitcoin prices
Yeah, shitcoins.

>>8566229
>Prices are still not as high as they was back in july, before the bogration.
Avarge Value per Share as of 7/3: $7,067.22
Average Value per Share this Monday: $10,618.41

Imagine trying to lie when we have an on-hand database tracking inflation.

FIX THE FACKIN SERVER

>>8566881
To his defence, we literally had no bogging contingencies in the past. If that stunt of pumping Suisei to 18k the eternal hoshiyomis pulled off weren't capped by the bogration, she would have been the most expensive coin right now.

my sample for ms.honk
-W

>>8567252
would be really funny to pump a random coin just to fuck up it's price and all it's oshicoiners

I set up my haatontrader after adjustments and went to sleep. Someone give me a QRD

>>8566579
>>8566881
Some are, some still doesn't + more coins in the game + hundred times more money on the player base hands. Anyway, point was about that if someone think prices will inflate infinitely, he's here for the fun ride.

how to update the zhonkbot again? what are we supposed to delete? or just log out and ctrl+f5?

>>8567622
You know what can solve inflation?
Trading fees

>>8566850
One out of how many examples? Gura stopped streaming as often since then too, which didn't help.
>>8567616
Newfags and haatontraders bogged the server.
>>8567671
If you've already refreshed since last night server time then you already have the latest honkbot, no need to do anything really. Server is still choking.

>>8567761
i just woke up. so mine old i think. so just refresh then? thanks

>>8567834
Don't go ham with the refreshes, it might show you as logged out if the server is still bogged as hard as it was earlier. It's been getting better. Just let it load for a bit.

>>8567756
This just makes shitcoins even more worse. I would just buy higher value coins.

>>8568327
%Percentage of their value, just like in real life.

>>8567966
will do. will give it a min or two to rest.

>>8568478
>Loses more on buying holo than anya costs

>>8568616
o7. and if you are actually logged out, don't spam the Log In button. it'll tell you Invalid Captcha Response even if reCAPTCHA isn't actually intent on making you solve one. We're in ye olde NASFAQ days for real right now, duped transactions and all.

>>8568691
Keikaku doori
>Keikaku means plan

>>8554952
honk try chromium or iridium, works for me. I'm still banned from posting from FF for whatever reason

>>8568853
the good ol days lmao, my en2 trades are bogged to hell and back

>>8568980
that wasn't honk
Clear your cache/cookies for 4channel.org and 4chan.org you walnut. The rangeban probably expired.

>>8569219
why didn't I think of that.

>>8569573
>>8569573
>>8569573
NEW BREAD

is there something wrong with en2? specifically Sana and Kronii? those two never moves on my end, other en2 works relatively fine now

>>8569664
>8569682
goddamnit, I'll delete mine.