/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

the no one

Does anyone have that video of Haato getting a superchat about a viewers dad dying and she's like "WOW THAT'S COOL".

>>854986
https://streamable.com/wyrmvx

>>854986
>Unbelievable!

>>855149
based
fuck that cunt and his inappropriate message

>>854986
She knew what it meant and intentionally mocked it to prevent other fuckers from sending sob story superchats

>>855149
Sick of attention whores shitting out "My x relation took too much horse cock and died of colon rupture can you worship me for the next hour thanks!" superchats.

>>855346
AGDQ did this. It's one thing during a cancer charity stream. Still a fucking downer but ok, the brand of entertainment they're going for is that sort of relentless positivity FUCK CANCER bullshit so those are the messages you're gonna get.
During a totally unrelated stream it's the peak of selfishness. Leave your shitty fucking life to yourself. Make a joke out of it or shut up.

>>855149
LET'S
FUCKING
GO

>>855149
>I'm so ashamed...
Why would anyone make chammers feel this way bros?

>>855149
>What does it mean??
lmao

>>854359
Back in one of her old shitpost videos she described herself as having a “gromulous body” and I still to this day don’t know what she meant by that.

>>855607
it's what happens when you eat too much pepeloni

Does anyone has the clip of
>i don't need english translation!

>>855623
Ah, so that's why she picks it up AWAY

>>855643
https://youtu.be/xzcUz3H0lpg

>>855754
>I'm speakin it
why is this so funny

>>855754
>transleeshun
>I'm spigginit
Haachanama's inner Australian is leaking

>>855850
we gotta get her to do this one on a karaoke stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

Love muh Chammers
https://streamable.com/ncvuwt

>>855607
glamorous, perhaps?

>>855754
She spiggin' it

>>855607
>gromulous body
it's so called "pepeloni syndrome"

>>856094
Has she ever sung Land Down Under?

>>855754
She's spiggin the truth

>>855249
This. She's way better at English than she lets on, there's no way someone who lived in an English speaking area for so long wouldn't know what "passed on" means

>>857312
I don't think that's true. If the superchat had said "Me old man's gone and carked it" then she probably would have known what he meant.

What does Talantula taste like?

>>859231
I think she said the legs tasted like crunchy shrimp?

Miko did talantula too and almost puked on stream because of the talantula's body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s

>>855149
>me old mans carked it up haachama
>right mate. Good on ya

>>854986
based chammers

>>855149
What a jerk, I hope his other dad dies.

>>854359
BASED PEPELONI

god dammit now I want pizza

>>860298
Will you away the pepeloni, like a good haaton?

>>854359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZWSs3EYnRA

>>855754
The way she says "I'm spiggin it" is surprisingly casual and human, relative to how I'm used to hearing haatochama speak. It's cute, I wouldn't mind more streams in the future where she's playing less of a character.

>>855149
Fuckin ruined the mood for everyone

>>854359
https://files.catbox.moe/skd8er.webm

>>861833
our little moron

Why is mori known as the rapper of hololive
Chammers is unironically a better rapper her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzHBe7lsv8w

I still don't know what she meant with "the no one"

>>861921
he posted it again

>>855149
I don't understand a single word of it. Can someone post screenshot of what she was reading?

>>855149
>https://streamable.com/wyrmvx
based

>>862193

> Guy makes attention seeking SC that he father died to Hacchama
> Yes freaking chaotic evil Hacchama
> "Cool lolololo"
> Half the chat loves it the other half cries she is being rude
> Hacchama keeps playing giving 0 fucks


Goddamn she is so based

>>857368
Calm down anon, she lived in Melbourne, she's more likely to pick up poncy coffee bitch talk than actual Australian.

>>855149
HAACHAMA MY DAD DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>862875
Confirmed Melbourne? Thought she made a video at one point about visiting Melbourne and the way she speaks in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTizG5bFmA makes me think further north, but I could just be a rratard with aus accents

>>855149
BLICKS

>>863005
Aus accents are usually divided by class, not geography, though a few minor words are different. General Australian is common everywhere.

>>863125
Yeah, though there are regional differences too
SA's accent for example is pretty well noted as different in stuff like some ls being pronounced more like ws in some circumstances (mostly before other consonants like in milk, I think) and general cadence
It's not in that clip but I'm pretty sure how you say the 'a' in dance or plant also changes more based on state than class
>moved state as a kid so now I always second guess myself on that one

>>862826
She was calling the room cool, not the superchat. I also don't think anyone in the chat was upset at her being rude, more like worried that other retards will see the clip later and think she was just being rude. And she also didn't just keep playing, she clearly addressed it and got upset.
I really hope this is just some hilarious meme that I'm too autistic to get, because even if I accept the slight chance that she was only pretending to misunderstand (which I admit would be based) the amount of people I've seen blatantly misinterpret the clip is concerning.

>>855607
Glamorous body. It’s a phrase that doesn’t make sense in English but I’ve seen in direct translations from Japanese before

>>855346

Watame stream usually is filled with people dumping sc telling her their life is shit but she makes it better. It usually end up with her crying.

Good thing nothing can really take down or beloved sheep

>>863836
God that's weird. I watch chuubas to get away from bullshit.

>>863977
People want attention and for their problems to be validated by someone they deem important to make them feel justified in not actively doing anything to improve their problems.

Of course the dead relative ones are entirely to make someone you idolize that you know will never even know who you are "feel" something that involves you.

>>855149
lol why the fuck would you send that message
and to HAACHAMACHAMA out of all people too

I'VE GOT SOME JUICY JUICY GIRLS HERE

>>863977
I don't really see a problem with it as long as they aren't going into a fucking novel about how their dog's mom died on the way to their son's clown school graduation or whatever the fuck. Something as simple as "Thanks for making everyone happy" can suffice as a way to express gratitude for being a mood lifter.

>>864418
yummy yummy hololive english

>>854986
Based ChimChamCharuu

fun fact, haachama average daily views at present is more than any other vtuber at 680k, gura is 441k, pekora is 474k

>>855754
Wasn't this in response to people talking spanish in chat?

>>863337
keep the meme going so people don't send her more "LETS GOOOO" superchats

>>864418
Is this an omori reference?

>>861921
It's "the normal one". She's just mumbling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTLZOL8RL08&feature=youtu.be

>>867171
shut up degenerato

>>861921
The pepperoni one and the no [pepperoni] one

>>861920
>Hi, degenlates! I'm degenlates!
>No, no! I am fucking cute idol!
Mori might spit flames but Chammers straight up projectile vomits white-hot molten steel.

>>863337
there are people that still haven't seen her explanation of the whole pepeloni thing

>>867171
WHY IS SHE SO FAQING ADORABLE AHHHHHHHHH

>eat a tarantula
>more people are offended you eat pepperoni pizza without the pepperoni

>>869951
because eating gross shit is something that happens regularly across the globe
deliberately not eating delicious stuff is straight out dumbfounding

>>855149
can't they make some rule that the girls are not allowed to respond to "somebody died/I am about to die" messages so people stop sending them?

>>869951
Then why does she order the fucking pepperoni if she doesn't want it? It's a waste of resources.
If you just want it spicy, then tell them to put some chilli flakes on there.

>>871463
She puts the pepeloni on gyoza. Didnt you undastand?

>>871488
She said she doesn't eat it. The implication is that she throws it away.

>>871502
Someone clearly didn't watch the qa where she addresses the fate of the pepeloni

>>855643
https://files.catbox.moe/p87r43.mp4

>>871463
Maybe she likes the flavor of pepeloni cooked on the pizza, but the pepeloni itself is too much

>>871145
Peperoni is fucking disgusting though

She just wants to AWAY the pepeloni, is that really so hard to understand?

I just, why? Why order the pepaloni if your just gunna take it off? I DONT UNDERSTAND!

>>873043
https://files.catbox.moe/g2qod8.png
Away!

>>872977
why? it's understandable

>>873043

>>873823
You understand?

>>857312
You clearly don't live in a very multicultural area and have never tried learning a foreign language. Kill yourself.

Ordered dominos because of this thread, the pepeloni was delicious

>>854359
watashi wa buta yaro

>>876236
YOU WILL AWAY THE PEPELONI OR I WILL AWAY YOU

>>855346
>My x relation took too much horse cock and died of colon rupture can you worship me for the next hour thanks!
I may superchat this ironically.

>>854986
>https://streamable.com/wyrmvx
REKT'd

>>855149
So pain...

>>855754
spiggin facts

throw the pepeloni away to turtle haus

What if "away" the pepeloni means she gives the pizza to someone else?

>>854359
>AWAY
Haachama HATES Italians!

>>854359

haachama carbonara cooking stream when

>>854986
>>855149
She didn't really understand what passed away meant but she was saying the coral area was cool.
I will never forgive that grief-whore who sent that superchat. As well as the dumbass chat who told her she fucked up and then immediately turned around and said it wasn't her fault. Dumbasses didn't understand the context either.

>>880568
Hopefully, that SCer learned to SC for the streamer and not for himself. Selfish cunt killed the mood on that stream for a good 10-15mins..

Bro's is she mentally retarded ?

th-th-the p-peloni, i
i
i, the pepeloni
it
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p-p-pepeloni

>>872118
Falsehoods. Pepeloni is great and totally not disgusting.
Haachamachama-sama probably aways the pepeloni so she can eat it as a stand-alone dish.

>>881874
no just british

The pepeloni, pepeloni. Knowest thou the pepeloni? The nay one? Forsooth, evermore do I request the domino, domino pepeloni; with naught pepeloni. Evermore, the pepeloni with naught pepeloni. Pepeloni! I am fond of pepeloni. Evermore do I request the cheese, cheese pan. How shall I articulate? Mayhaps an engraving will suffice. Evermore, I request, forsooth, the cheese pan that hath cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. Having done so I order, when I order the pepeloni the ear, it hath pepeloni on its surface. But I pluck it out. Begone, knave! Because I consume it not. Then I partake of the cheese pan pizza.

>>880568
somebody also said clueless to her and makes me fucking mad

>>881874
one could only hope to get on her level, Australia has taught her the secrets of the universe

>>881874
N-no..

>>855149
STRONGEST IDOL

>>854359
https://vocaroo.com/1fNxpscxpRr8

>>881981
She puts the pepeloni on the gyouza

>She who aways with pepeloni should look to it that she herself does not become a pepeloni. And if you away with the pepeloni, the pepeloni also aways with you.
>>863836
Watame is exceptionally good girl.

>>855607
>>856197
>>863397
No it's Groumalus. And I've been trying to figure it out for months now... It's not a word. Unless she misspelled https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gromulous

>>863836
she has a motherly aura so it's okay
atleast as long as you don't make it about yourself. make it about her being really good at helping people, including you.

stuff like: "my mom died of cancer" or "my life sucks" or "oh my god im soo sad at life" is verbotten
but stuff like "hey, thank you for your positivity!" or "you never fail to give me a smile!" or "thank you for all you do!" are a-okay and even encouraged!!!!

>>883247
some real Viper vibes from this one, why does Mori even pretend she can rap when this banger exists?

>>883433
What about like "I've been going through a pretty rough time but your streams have helped me out"
It's honest but vague and doesn't go into details about this or that

>>881874
the pepeloni....

>>883247
>Hachaama looks like a Venus figurine

>>883504
i don't know
i'd just focus on making it about her and her community because the stream is about her and her interactions with chat. some guy sent a chat awhile ago talking about being suicidal yet finding meaning through the enjoyment of her streams and effort -- she took that well and cried out of appreciation (and sadness/feels of course). if you want to be more personal her member's page explicitly asks about how everybody is doing.

just ask yourself: if i wanted to thank a friend for how they positively impact me, how would i word it? now ask yourself, 'how would i word it if they didn't know the struggles i was going through?' I think you'll find your answer if you consider it in such terms.

also please do not talk about suicide with her. i think that should be kept to a one time thing. if you do, make sure to make it about her and make it a statement with no asking or expectations or weight on her. something like stating you struggled (past tense, as in she doesn't have to worry about you or wonder if she's responsible for keeping you alive when she decides to stream or not) and she helped, not saved, helped, when you were cynical of life.
just my opinion

>>883504
Anything to make it less about you and more about thanking the streamer is probably good.

>>883504
also, including what i said here
>>883780
i think the member's dynamic is different because it's a closed area away from the light where what you say doesn't dominate a stream or derail anything. it's done on her own terms without affecting any other viewers.

it's not that you can't be honest with the 'livers and show appreciation -- it's that you're in a public setting when in a stream and people will read and hear about you. it's important to consider what watame is okay with might not be the same as what the stream is okay with, and your message will be heard and seen by thousands of people, as well as whatever reaction watame has.

>>880568
Oh, she got it after a point, but by the time she saw the coral she passed it. Strongest Idol. Hope his dad really died and the faggot killed himself afterwards too.

>>884025

>>884278
I hope he does it, my oshii is Towa. Pay her, she don't give a fuck either.

>>884278
not gonna lie, that's based

>>884278
Joke's on you buddy, my oshi doesn't even stream

https://youtu.be/oeCq2d6l64M

>>884522
Holobass has some good beats on the channel. I'm subbed to it, really enjoy.

>>884522
That dude is way too good to be making stupid shit like that, he must be lurking here somewhere

wen u maek the pepeloni and it burnt but you eet it with the burned pidza as well

#relatable

>>876236
i ordered a cheese pan with pepeloni and it was so fucking greasy

>>855754
I cannot stop just watching this video on loop. She's so cute bros...

since its obvious that haatochama lurks here, why dont we make more OC to help here get more ideas?

>>885454
What makes you think she's here? I'm not a drawanon, but i do a lot of PS edits if that counts. Always try to make fresh food for the threads to chew on.

>>884924
i like this image. wheres the vid where this happened?

>>885691
this>>884924
was posted before haato stole haachama's body

>>885960
Yeah, that art is from her previous stream.

>>885454
>lurk
She started the thread, of course.

risu is haachama

>>886456
haachama is ame

>>886646
ame is reine

haha, kinda want to see hachaama graduate.... haha..... just saying...

The Pepeloni, a Shakespearean sonnet

The Pepeloni, ah, the Pepeloni
Dost thou perceive the thing of which I speak?
The Pepeloni where there is not one
That I obtain from Dominos boutique

Of Pepeloni I am rather fond,
I evermore request the pan of cheese
Can words express the heart of a gourmand?
Perhaps a drawing will do more than these

Behold: The pan of cheese contains an ear,
And in that ear is cheese in greater share,
And pepeloni on the surface, here,
Which Dominos hath placed with such great care.

I pluck it with impunity. Away!
Because I shall consume it not this day.

>>886695
reine is botan

>>855149
>>855449
>>862941
can someone explain to me where the 'my x just died LETS FUCKING GOOOOO' meme comes from?

>>886753
botan is sora

>>883247
her roommate is extremely petite

>>886789
A cringey SC.

But it's not that complicated. She orders the stuffed crust pizza and because the pepperoni always comes on the stuffed crust, she takes it off.

>>886792
sora is fubuki

>>886802
Don't ever (you) me with roommate 'knowledge' you faggot..

>>886963
BASED

>>884893
He posted the Shakespearean sonnet in the comments, there's no way he doesn't, unless that's been getting around the rest of the internet too.

>>886963
her arms are incredibly thin

>>873043

>>886695
reine is korone

>>886802
>>887067

>>886789
The original pic is posted in /hlgg/ every now and then, but it wasn't even a SC. Just someone wrote in chat "Kiara my dog died LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO"

>>884278
based....

>>884459
Nakiri-gumi...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKORVdoWU2E
Heh I had forgotten this existed.

>>887818
Old Haato.. Feels like a lifetime ago. Should get her to sing it again in a livestream maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps3FGsjeNNo
>Screen place holder is now Haachama instead of Haatochama
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>888336
It's kinda crazy how some of her first streams are in the four digit counts, she might be Hololive but she started at the bottom.

>>855149
fucking hate people who dono this shit

>>888472
>That smug look
SHE'S A COLD BLOODED KILLER

>>888547
All of them were kinda struggling at the start and were just scraping by. I'm just glad she stuck around and became whatever the fuck she is right now.

>>854359
Does she have a MySpace?

>>888472
She's going to be yab isn't she..

>>867019
Yes, it is, especially since Calli has been playing it recently for her RPG Sunday streams, she's three episodes in and it's pretty good.
t. t-totally not a deadbeat

>>888615
Myspace has been dead for a long time, why did she bring that up?

>>889166
>why did a crazy person do something crazy?

>>889253

>>861833
>MY EARPORN

Wot?

>>863241
Ah

>>886963
>>>/jp/24173043
Have some non roommate size info

>>889735
Didn't click, what now chump.

ahh die salami, salami. du kennst die salami? die gar keine. ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die domino. domino salami und ohne salami. ich bestelle immer die salami und ohne salami. salami! ich mag salami, ja. ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die cheese- cheese pan. ahh wie kann ich erklären? ich kann mit meiner zeichnung erklären! ich bestelle immer sowas wie die cheese pan damit sie käse hier hat, dieses teil, das ohr. ohr der pizza. und dann, ich bestelle- w-wenn ich salami bestelle, das ohr- es hat immer eine salami auf s- oben auf, aber ich nehme die... weg! weil ich es nicht esse. und dann esse ich die cheese pan pizza. okay? verstehst du? verständlich! salami! ja.

>>891857
Wunderbar!
That's about all the German i remember from high school

>>886789

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Sm-uX-QvQ

>>891857
based pepeloni

>Won the haiku contest
Was there ever any doubt?

>>886789
It's the culmination of all those stupid faggots who post dumb shit to ANY channel looking for sympathy. If you watch speedruns then you'll know AGDQ has tons of "My X died, LET'S BEAT CANCER"

>>893653
The most creative Holo wins the haiku contest? Sasuga

>>891857
>salami raus!
basiert

>>891857
אהה הפפלוני, פפלוני. אתם מכירים את הפפלוני? הזה עם בלי. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את הדומינו. דומינו פפלוני ובלי הפפלוני. אני תמיד מזמינה את הפפלוני ובלי פפלוני. פפלוני! אני אוהבת פפלוני, כן. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את המגש- מגש גבינה. אהה איך אני יכולה להסביר? אני יכולה להסביר בעזרת הציור שלי! אני תמיד מזמינה כאילו את המגש גבינה שיש עליו גבינה פה, החלק הזה. האוזן. אוזן של פיצה. ואז, אני מזמינה- כש- כשאני מזמינה פפלוני,האוזן- תמיד יש פפלוני על ה- מעל, אבל אני אוספת אותם... החוצה! כי אני לא אוכלת את זה. ואז אני אוכל את הפיצה מגש גבינה. אוקיי? אתה מבינים? מובן? פפלוני! כן.

>>886820
The domino doesn't have stuffed crust, she orders pan pizza (which has cheese on the crust, just not in it)

>>894233
>The domino doesn't have stuffed crust
Australian Dominos does have stuffed crust.

>>888975
>calli

>>892120
why she do it?!

>>894001
Is that Jewish pepeloni? Is that kosher?

>>854359
I love this big dummy like you wouldn’t believe

>>894299
it doesn't retard
https://www.aussieprices.com.au/dominos-menu-prices/

>>894569
You wanna roll that back anon?

>>891857
>>894001
ahh el pepeloni, pepeloni, tu sabes el pepeloni? el nooo ese. yo siempre, yo ordeno el, el domino. domino pepeloni i sin pepeloni. yo siempre ordeno el pepeloni i sin pepeloni. pepeloni! a mi me gusta el pepeloni, si. yo siempre, yo siempre ordeno el, el queso-la sartén queso. ahh como yo lo puedo explicar? yo lo explico con mi dibujo!yo siempre ordeno como la sartén queso que tiene el queso aqui, esta parte, el oído.oído de pizza. y despues, yo order-cuan-cuando yo ordeno pepeloni, el oído-este siempre tener un pepeloni en o-en un arriba, pero yo agarro estos…. lejos! porque yo no lo como. y depues yo como la pizza de sartén de queso. si? tu entiendes? entendible! pepeloni! si.

>>894478
pepeloni is not kosher. Haachama, being an observant and god-fearing Jewish woman, away'd every little filthy circle of gentile temptation from her cheese pan.

>>894670
based pepeloni.

>>894001
absolutely un-kosher!

Aah... the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The nomal one? I always- I always order the, ahh...the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepperoni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. Yah- I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan.Uhh.. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawin. I always, order like- the cheese pan that has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza! And then- I order, when I- when I order pepeloni- the ear, always have the pepeloni on- he- the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I don't eat it! and then I eat the cheese pan pizza. Okay? You understand? Understandable. pepeloni- yes!

>>854359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uryelR5u9PQ
STREAM SOON

>>894001
!מובן

>>894670
entendible!

>>894667
This is where the retards shift their fanfic to being that the cheesy crust is only available for pepperoni and not the simply cheese pizza and also ignore that you can just customize the pepperoni pizza to remove the pepperoni.

>>886789
Some guy posted "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" immediately after Rushia (?) said "NIGGAAAA! NIGGAAAA!" in a GTA stream. I always thought people got ithat mixed up with the Kiara thing.

>>895057
>Yeah I'll get uhhhhhh the pepperoni pizza without the pepperoni
Do Japs really?

>>891857
>>894001
>>894670
Aaaah, le pepperoni. Le pepperoni. Vous connaissez le pepperoni ? Le rien du tout ? Toujours, je commande toujours le domino, domino pepperoni; et sans pepperoni. Je commande toujours du pepperoni et sans pepperoni. Pepperoni ! J'aime le pepperoni. Toujours, je commande toujours du fromage - pâte au fromage. Comment je peux l'expliquer ? Je peux expliquer avec mon dessin. Je commande toujours la pâte au fromage, il y a du fromage ici, sur cette partie, l'oreille. L'oreille de la pizza. Puis je commande, quand je commande le pepperoni sur l'oreille, il y a toujours du pepperoni dessus. Mais je le JETTE ! Parce que je le mange pas ! Et après je mange la pizza avec pâte au fromage.

>>895164
JETTE!

>>854359
>>882369
>>886740
>>891857
>>894001
>>894670
>>894956
>>895164
KEK

Ahh... la kolbaso, kolbaso. La kolbason vi scias? la normalan? Mi ĉiam- Mi ĉiam mendas la, ahh... la dominon, kolbason de domino, kaj sen kolbaso. Mi ĉiam mendi la kolbason kaj sen kolbaso. Kolbaso! Mi ŝatas kolbason. Jes- Mi ĉiam- Mi ĉiam mendi la fromaĝ- fromaĝpaton. Ehh.. kiel mi povas klarigi? Mi povas klarigi per mia desegnaĵo! Mi ĉiam, mendas nu- la fromaĝpaton, kio havas la fromaĝon ĉi tie, tia parto, la orelo. Orelo de pico! Kaj tiam- Mi mendas, kiam mi- Kiam mi mendas kolbason- La orelo, ĉiam havas la kolbason sur- La- La supro. Sed mi levas ĉi tion... For! Ĉar mi ne manĝas ĝin! Kaj kiam mi manĝas la fromaĝpatpicon. Bone? Vi komprenas? Kompreneble? Kolbaso! Jes.

>>861920
>Am I crazy? Ha Ha Ha Ha HA
This unironically slaps

>>895551
ACCELERATE fellow Haaton!

>>895164
Comprends-tu? Compréhensible? Le Pepperoni! Oui.

>>895551

>>862826
>chaotic evil Hacchama
Fuck off clipnigger Haachama is a sweet girl. Even in that case as soon as she realized what passed away meant she felt awful.

>>895825
Watchama is welcome here.

>>895825
Aaah the 50W PSU...

>>895555
ach .. kiełbasa. czy wiesz o kiełbasie? o żadnej? ja zawsze, ja zawsze zamawiam z domino, z domino z kiełbasą; i bez kiełbasy. Kiełbasa! lubię kiełbasę. ja zawsze, ja zawsze zamawiam ser, serowy brzeg. jak mogę to wytłumaczyć? mogę to wytłumaczyć moim rysunkiem. ja zawsze zamawiam serowy brzeg który ma ser o tutaj, w tej części, w uchu. Ucho pizzy. I kiedy zamawiam, kiedy zamawiam kiełbasę ucha ona zawsze ma kiełbasę z wierzchu. ale ja podnoszę. Precz! ponieważ jej nie jem. wtedy jem pizzę z serowym brzegiem.

>>895765
not enough nervous laughter to be real Souls dialogue 0/10

WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

>>896627
LOL

>>896627
Epic, there's a polish pepeloni.
I was seeding a chama stream to a Norway flag and a Brazilian the other day. Where they at?

START ALREADY HAACHAMA!

are we stuck in a loop

agh black screen and the loop continuees

>>897022
Hello Apu. You like the music?

I swear half of this shit is just her pressing the wrong buttons

i love big red heart thanks for asking

Akai Haato Reacts?

She's checking out the Haachama videos because she didn't recall she uploaded them?

>>897226
Yeah. She also said she wants to join the Haiku contest next time cause she didn't get to join today.

>>897246
I missed the Haiku stream watching Azki and the Stars. It was Haachama that won the Haiku collab? I will absolutely watch it later.

>>897246
wait.. what.

Anyone has that pic of haachama raising an eyebrow?

>>897795
This?

>>897865
Close but there was one in another angle, it had a smugger aura.

I CAN FEEL THE HAACHAMA OVER TAKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT IS A GOOD PAIN

ahh the sasoli

>>894001
מבוסס ומרודפל

You understand? Understandable!

>>894679
Bad news: the fact the pepeloni touched the cheese makes it non kosher

thnak you

oh no

Ah, o pepeloni, pepeloni. Conheces o pepeloni ? O normal ? Eu sempre- Eu peço sempre o Domino, o pepeloni Domino e sem pepeloni. Eu peço sempre o pepeloni e sem pepeloni. Pepeloni! Eu gosto de pepeloni. Eu peço sempre a pan- a pan de queijo. Como posso explicar ? Posso explicar pelo meu desenho. Eu peço sempre tipo a pan de queijo, que tem queijo aqui nesta parte, a orelha. Orelha da pizza! E depois peço- quando peço pepeloni, a orelha- tem sempre pepeloni no topo, mas eu pego nestes, FORA! Porque eu não o como! E depois eu como a pizza pan de queijo. Ok ? Compreendem ? Compreensível. Pepeloni, sim.

Hold on a moment, when she is not being a retard, her english is good, probably at Coco's or Tia's level.
WHY SHE FAKES IT SO MUCH

>>900300
Shes playing a character.

>>898191
אל תהרוס את הבדיחה יא אוטיסט

>>899106
ahh le pépéloni, pépéloni, tu sais le pépéloni? Le sans. Je prend, je prend toujours le, le domino. Pépéloni de domino sans le pépéloni. Je prend toujours le pépéloni et sans pépéloni. Pépéloni! J'aime pépéloni oui. Je prend, je prend toujours le, le formage, la croute au fromage. ahh comment je peux expliquer? Je peux expliquer avec dessin! Je prend toujours la croute fromage où il y a du fromage dessus, cette partie, l'oreille. l'oreille de pizza. Et aussi, je prend- qu- quand je prend le pépéloni, l'oreille- il y a toujours du pépéloni sur- sur dessus, mais je les prends.... Loin! parce que je le mange pas, et après je mange la croute de pizza au fromage. Ok ? Comprend? Compréhensible! Pépéloni! oui.

I love all the great Pepeloni copypasta can I have more

>>855607
she probably referring to the gromulans from star trek

>>900300
All for a good show for the viewers.

Oh I remember being there, seriously it was my first time wanting to cut someone besides chinks, but the last ones are not humans so they don't count.

>>902333
meant to reply>>855149

>>854359

I'm sorry for the incoming cringe

https://voca.ro/18My1eaPGEDL

Aaa, пeпeлoни, пeпeлoни. Tы знaeшь пeпeлoни? Hиктo. Я вceгдa, я вceгдa зaкaзывaю дoминo. Дoминo пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Я люблю пeпeлoни, дa. Я вceгдa, я вceгдa зaкaзывaю cыpнyю cкoвopoдкy. A кaк я мoгy oбъяcнить? Я мoгy oбъяcнить пo pиcyнкy! Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю, кaк нa cкoвopoдe, cыp, кoтopый здecь, в этoй чacти, yхo, yхo пиццы. A пoтoм, я зaкaзывaю, кoгдa я зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни, yхo... нa нeм вceгдa ecть пeпeлoни, нo я зaбиpaю эти,,,,! Пoтoмy чтo я их нe eм. A пoтoм я eм пиццy нa cкoвopoдe. Яcнo? Tы пoнимaeшь? Пoнятнo. Пeпeлoни! Дa.

>>902786
Sugoi haaton

i am eating the pepeloni pizza now
life's good

>>886834
fubuki is okayu

>>860839
this is great

>>887042
pretty sure that came from Reddit originally

>>854359

>>911741
this is amazing, good job anon

What's this pepeloni pasta? Is it something haachama said? Clip?

>>911981
ahhh how can i explain?

>>903754
the no one?

Who's got the Shakesperian version of the Pepeloni copypasta RN? Going to message Brian Hanford on instagram and see if he'll read it in V's voice.

>>915277
see >>886740

>>915321
Ended up finding it on my own from the guy who responded to the first 4-5 variants that got posted. Thanks though.

>>915277
God fucking speed anon, I would love to hear that

>>915517
Gonna wait on his response, hoping for the best, prepping for a "nah, fuck off".

>>886789
The "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO" meme is pure cringe in of itself. Very famous among middle schoolers and high schoolers nowadays.

>>911981
>Pepeloni.
>Always Dominoes.
>Nomal one but without pepeloni.
>Ear of pizza but with pepeloni.
>AWAY
>Because I don't eat it!
>And then I eat the pizza.
>Without the pepeloni.
>Do you andastand?
>Understandable.
>Pepeloni.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCq2d6l64M&ab_channel=HoloBass

>>915277


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZWSs3EYnRA

>>882369
It is amazing that a difference in prose style can mask how garbled the sentence is

>>915885
That meme is cringe. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

Just got a new mic so I wanted to test this out.

Also gave me a chance to use my uncles insane fucking Italian accent. He seriously spoke like this

https://voca.ro/1efhxMfFxMCF

ああっペパロニよね、ペパロニ!知ってるの、ペパロニ? 無いの。私はいつも、私はいつもドミノ、ドミノを注文するね。ドミノペパロニ、そしてペパロニなし!私はいつもペパロニを注文して、ペパロニなし。ペパロニ!ペパロニが好きだよ、はい。私はいつも、いつもチーズ・・・チーズパンを注文するね。ああっどのように説明すればいいかな?自分の絵で説明できるよね!私はいつもチーズパンとか注文するね、ここにチーズがあるためにね、この部分、耳・・・ピザの耳ね。そして、私はちゅっ・・・ペパロニを注文すると、その耳は・・・その耳の上にいつもペパロニあるけど、私それを拾って・・・捨てるよ!食べないから!その後チーズパンピザを食べるよ。おk?みんな分かった?分かれるよね!ペパロニ!はい。

sorry not sorry for くそ日本語

>>918552
music to my ear...ear of pizza...

>>918552
magnifico signore

>>918552
comprensibile

>>918552

Our first EN Holostar incoming!

Aah la pepeloni, pepeloni. Ĉu vi konas la pepeloni? La neniu? Mi ĉiam- Mi ĉiam mendas la domenon, domen pepeloni; kaj sen pepeloni. Mi ĉiam mendas la pepeloni kaj sen pepeloni. Pepeloni! Mi ŝatas pepeloni. Mi ĉiam- Mi ĉiam mendas la fromaĝ-fromaĝan paton. Kiel mi povas klarigi? Mi povas klarigi per mia desegno. Mi ĉiam mendas kiel la fromaĝopato, ke ĝi havas fromaĝon ĉi tie, ĉi tiun parton, la orelon. Orelo de pico. Kaj tiam mi mendas, kiam mi mendas pepeloni la orelon, ĝi ĉiam havas la pepeloni supre. Sed mi reprenas ĉi tion, For! Ĉar mi ne manĝas ĝin!

>>918552
Good shit anon

>>884522
I have the suspicion that holobass is a big name producer that has fallen into the rabbit hole

>>902786
>Aaa, пeпeлoни, пeпeлoни. Tы знaeшь пeпeлoни? Hиктo. Я вceгдa, я вceгдa зaкaзывaю дoминo. Дoминo пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни и бeз пeпeлoни. Пeпeлoни! Я люблю пeпeлoни, дa. Я вceгдa, я вceгдa зaкaзывaю cыpнyю cкoвopoдкy. A кaк я мoгy oбъяcнить? Я мoгy oбъяcнить пo pиcyнкy! Я вceгдa зaкaзывaю, кaк нa cкoвopoдe, cыp, кoтopый здecь, в этoй чacти, yхo, yхo пиццы. A пoтoм, я зaкaзывaю, кoгдa я зaкaзывaю пeпeлoни, yхo... нa нeм вceгдa ecть пeпeлoни, нo я зaбиpaю эти,,,,! Пoтoмy чтo я их нe eм. A пoтoм я eм пиццy нa cкoвopoдe. Яcнo? Tы пoнимaeшь? Пoнятнo. Пeпeлoни! Дa.

>>854359
Why is this shit so funny

>>854359

Please never end, Haachamahaato! Wub you!

What kind of fuckery is she doing now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngi8ke5GwVM

>>925276
Looks like her usual lewd art review.

>>925589
Nah, that's a special stream for her. She'd announce lewd art reviews days beforehand.

>>925276
Based strongest pepeloni nips

>>911981
i can explain by my drawing

desu desu desu desu

>>911741
lol

>>911741
lol

>>911741
lol

>>855149
holy fucking mother of BASED. That attention whore sickens me to the core. All hail Haachama giving that thing a big fuck in the face, intentional or not. And fuck the dumb chat that went along with that blatant lie too. They're just as worst as Coco's whiteknight faggots troop.

first time i have ever felt anything because of ASMR

>>855149
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>862941
>>916702
>>937087
https://files.catbox.moe/0nh327.webm

>>854359
I don't watch this idiot but the Haato Haachama thing got popular recently. Can someone explain? TL;DR? Is she a schizo with multiple personalities?