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>Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
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sorry I haven't been able to post the prompt board for a few weeks fellas

>>8595633
HOLY SHIT LUMI SHILLING IS REAL
GOOOOOOD

stop spamming the board. nobody respects someone using money to buy fame.

>>8597720
Matsuri and (you) are out dining, in a restaurant or something. Matsuri starts rubbing your crotch, and makes you touch hers, revealing that she has a dick. She pulls it out of her skirt and jerks herself off right there in public while she also tries to jerk (you) off. You blow your load in her hand which causes her to cum as well, she gets up and blows her load on the table, leaving it there next to an empty mayo packet for disguise. Alternatively you could force her to cum on fries and eat it covered in her own spunk.

>>8599794
Fuck. That's kinda hot.

>First Sana story in the archive is an Australian shitpost short
Perfect.

>>8595836
>pic related
cringe songs bro.

>>8579763
She might still be here, might not be, but she doesn't seem to have given up on being a chuuba. She still seems to be trying, at least. I think she still comes here from time to time, because I sometimes see a post that I think *might* be her, based on the writing style

>>8602727
Hope so. Their art is cute, really - I would watch a DB drawing stream. I just hope that, if they are gone, they got more good than bad out of their time here.

>>8597720
Why are uhh.. Dads? like this?
>>8603724
>>8600318
They have hot asf ideas just floating around the threads and it just comes and goes. I can visit that place for ideas even if i don't watch Beatani

>>8603982
>>8603724
This but with Matsuri.

hehehe fluff go brrrrr

>>8607388
so does a cold fubuki

>>8607388
Watame fuwa fuwa

>>8608373
God, I really want to write some cold-weather comfy shit, but I don't have it in me while it's fucking 30c where I live.

>>8597720
Gura drags you along on a HoloMyth get-together to avoid fifth wheeling again, unintentionally making it a triple-date.

>>8610430
Yeah, I really like the cold weather vibes for my stories too but it reaches about 40 C where I live so I'll just wait until winter.

>>8610430
>>8610803
Bros I fucking hate summer so much..... Just want to be able to sleep with my windows open. It's so quiet and calm during winter in my area.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33456187
Part 1

>>8610972
Tell me about it. I have this almost tradition during winter of waking up at 6am before the sun rises and grabbing a cup of hot chocolate/coffee. I wrap up in my blanket and load up a zombie shooter on my ps4, and mindlessly plow through zombies as the sun rises. Everyone is asleep, no one to bother me, no horny birds chirping, no sweating, no living failures sucking blood. Peace. The only thing that could make it better is having someone to cuddle-fuck, but I guess i'll have to make do with fan-fiction

>>8610972
I hate going to sleep at 4 o'clock in the morning and seeing the sun rise and hearing the fucking cicadas making that fucking buzzing sound. I hate waking up at 3 o'clock in the morning because of how hot it is and then going to work tired in a hot building. I hate getting in my car after work and having hot air blown in my face in an already boiling car. I hate living in Arizona and I hate summer.

>>8611561
Man, that sounds lovely. Fuck summer.

>>8611548
Damn, that's some nice risque stuff. I'm hoping part 2 follows up well.

>>8611548
as a fellow exhibitionism fan, enjoyed it, Anon
hope you deliver on that part 2

>>8611548
hey, that was really great. if you do continue it, i'm definitely going to be checking it out!

>>8611548
Nice, hope you continue it with a second part.

>>8610430
i'm fucking freezing my tits off at 7c here
and canadians/siberians keep your cold weather resistance bullshit to yourself else you can come and spend summer here where it's 40+ everyday and half the country is on fire

actually on-topic: this reminds me of a prompt someone posted a while back in the archive;
>Trapped in a cold, mountainous region in the middle of a hike gone wrong at the hands of a surprise cold snap and blizzard, Fubuki and you huddle around a campfire before one of you suggests that you share body warmth, which naturally leads to you going spelunking in her arse cave
naturally it can be adapted to any chuuba and it also doesn't have to be smut, since neither sex nor fubuki are plot-critical elements
but this sounds like the perfect comfy cold weather story to me
>blizzard so wild you can barely see a foot in front of you
>chilling in a cave, huddled around a campfire, drinking hot tea and sharing a blanket
>chatting about hopes for the future, personal dreams, spooky stories and general banter
>her head has naturally rested on your shoulder as she gets more weary
>she's stopped talking and her breathing has fallen into a rhythmic pattern, she's clearly asleep
>you take the opportunity to sneak a kiss on her head
>a moment later, she looks up and locks lips with you
>she wasn't asleep after all

>petting your fox 2 is out
UuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuUuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8597720
A story about grooming Fubuki and spending a fluffy morning together.

>>8597720
A story about beating the shit out of Fubuki.

>>8622159
why would you want to do that to such a perfect creature?

>>8621959
This but Fubuki is a Loli you are grooming in both meanings of the word.

>>8611548
Nice.

>>8623025
You don't get it. It's BECAUSE she's perfect that she should be broken.

>>8620566
>spelunking in her arse cave
I've literally just finished a Fubuki assplay story and now you're making me salivate for another one? C'mon man.

Fubuki isn't even my oshi.

>>8626468
i get where you're coming from. i guess it would be interesting to see something brutal like that, but to be honest it sounds pretty difficult to swallow, reading a fic about the one-sided love of your life being tortured

>>8627836
Aqua is my oshi and I've literally only written one story on her.

>>8627836
join the sukonbu, anon. one of us, one of us

for real though, i'm surprised to hear that. is it rushia?

HAACHAMA CHAMA HAA CHAMACHAMAMAA
AHHHCHAMACHA MAAAAA HAACHA MACHAMA HAAA CHAMAMAMACHAMHA HAACHA HAACHAMACHAMA CHAMAAA HACHAAAMA CHAMA

writer'sblockwriter'sblockwriter'sblockBREAKTHROUGHwriter'sblockwriter'sblock

>>8627836
I've never wanted a girl to sit on my face before I read that fic. Kudos.

>>8628216
>Picrel

>>8628002
My oshi is actually Koone, and I can't really see her in a sexual way so I doubt I'll write any smut stories with her.

There is one waifufaggotry wish-fulfillment story I wanted to write but it's not the kind of story a self-respecting man should publish.

>>8628602
Do it, anon. Show me your sappy, romantic side.

>>8628002
Forgot the damn attachment.

>>8628740
Reality is it probably wouldn't even be that romantic of a story to begin with. I just really want to take Korone to Disneyworld because in one of her old streams she said she wanted to visit and I'm a few hours away. So really, all I want is to see her smile and be a hyperactive spazz somewhere she's excited to be in. It would be sappy as fuck but more in a watching-from-afar kind of way.

>>8628216
Forgot the damn attachment.

>>8628740
Reality is it probably wouldn't even be that romantic of a story to begin with. I just really want to take Korone to Disneyworld because in one of her old streams she said she wanted to visit and I'm a few hours away. So really, all I want is to see her smile and be a hyperactive spazz somewhere she's excited to be in. It would be sappy as fuck but more in a watching-from-afar kind of way.

>>8629240
That's adorable. I'll take Okayu along too, it'll be a double date.

>>8608373
>>8610430
Fluffy story about a cold Fubuki????
Writeanons onegai

>>8597720
(You) and Fubuki are stuck in your home during a snowstorm. Due to electricity failing, you've resorted to huddling together under a blanket to keep yourselves warm. Idle chatter turns to a more intimate discussion, ending with the two of you sharing a kiss, as hidden feelings emerge to the surface.
Optionally, it could end with some lovey-dovey sex under the shared blanket.

>>8597720
With Lamy being so eager to get Noel's milk the snow elf decides getting a bottle of it isn't enough and wants to get it from the tap
Lamy x Noel, F/F, Lactation, cowgirl(?)

>>8633172
>Lamy starts lactating too, and the two end up doing a titty-sucking 69 until they run completely dry, bellies distended and drunk on titty milk.

Lord, keep me from being distracted from the stories I'm already working on.

>>8634055
>until they run completely dry
What? They're drinking from each other

>>8634288
>Infinite milk recycling system
I was blind, but now I see.

>>8634055
I considered adding something along those lines with the infectious lactation and mutual drinking but didn't want to go too far with the prompt as to keep it more open for people to put their own spin on it.

> tfw when seeing affairs in TV series makes me imagine BBC and I get hard now
Fuck off Matsuri, you did this to me. I'm not even American. I hate cheating. I fucking got disappointed and lost the erection when the affair turned out to be a white guy. It's over isn't it... now there's only one thing to do... write a cucking story I guess...

>>8595836
a warm moment in a cold setting, with a fox? Ask and ye shall receive. Not exactly what you anons are asking for, I just wanted to exercise my writing reps as I've been hitting the writer's block for a while. Hopefully this is alright.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTU3bcXrHeHUEoXrLfVupluvOdxq3j0eyvU6onNeQtSKi0oMZaXnWCHCtQ17qW0jWuBrJaAAITa8Trw/pub

As always, let me know what you think.

>>8635290
It'd be easier - and better for everyone - if you just submitted yourself for electroshock therapy. Do the right thing, non.

>>8635290
I'm speechless, you've fallen so far anon.

>>8635290
>now there's only one thing to do
Go out and get hit by a car

>>8635290
Look if you're constantly thinking of the BBC then I can't help you. You did remember to pay your telly tax right? Gotta make sure the BBC remains properly funded after all

>>8597720
(You) ballin on a chuuba of your choice in some kind of activity. Just absolutely smoking her and making her feel like trash.

Being lovingly bullied by Lumi!

>>8635315
That was really cute.

>>8635315
This was incredibly cute. Thank you for the short, but sweet, story.

>>8597720
Beating the shit out of one of the holos

>>8597720
Rough love filled kissing with a chuubas of your choosing

Currently writing a melancholic story that shifts into a feel good one with Mumei and (you). Should I put it on pastebin when I'm done?

>>8649207
No pastebin. A lot of people here can't acess it for some reason. Use google docs publish function

>>8635315
oh my goodness this is sweeter than heaped spoonfuls of sugar
went away with a big smile on my face
great story, anon!

>>8649207
>Should I put it on pastebin when I'm done?
Google docs is better.

>>8653632
Definitely. I hear Pastebin kicks puppies and embezzles funding from soup kitchens anyway.

>>8597720
Your oshi has a horrendous car crash. Disfigured and probably permanently crippled, if she ever wakes from the vegetative state she's been in ever since. Doctors say the risk of brain damage is reasonably high and that she'll be in intensive care for some time. In order to help remedy this, you opt for some homeopathy you've found on a chinese website, and sneakily replace the saline solution in her IV drip with a bag of your freshly milked semen and some weed clippings.

>>8657561
what the fuck bro

>>8649207
that sounds really cute, anon. it'd be better to put it on gdocs though, as it's easier to read and pastebin is weirdly cracking down on smut

>>8659515
>weirdly cracking down on smut
i had a brain fart halfway through my post so disregard this bit

>>8597720
we need some fluff here. Your girlfriend Kronii uses her time powers to always appear cool in front of you, whether it be her getting flustered when you flirt with her or her getting worked up over losing a game against you.

>>8635290
This menhera is way too fucking sexy. Go for it my guy.

First ever piece of writing I've done. Got some inspiration reading all these. Would appreciate criticism and pointers

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1swadDPdtpA_uv0S4T_xLMNFpQlkEOiTQ5UfwhOEWnuI/edit?usp=sharing

>>8661861
> Damn that's a decent haachama fic
> "Oh it's Amelia"
Dropped. I'll give you criticism from the little I've read. You said Boss 3 times in the same paragraph and it was too repetitive. Use other names for him like "He" or find a way around it by reconstructing the sentence.

>>8661861
hey, nice work for giving writing a shot, anon! i hope you enjoyed forming your thoughts into something cohesive and tangible enough to be read by others. it's a pretty relaxing hobby.

so for criticism, the biggest pointer i can give you is that you need to work on punctuation in speech. there's a severe lack of commas and periods and it does take away from the immersion a fair bit.

otherwise, it was an interesting read and a very impressive first shot at writing!

>>8664276
Thank you very much. I'll try shortening stuff up and adding more punctuation in the future

>>8663552
Sorry, should've made that more obvious to begin with. My bad

>>8664673
should link it to the story anchor as well so archiveanon doesn't accidentally miss it

>>8661861
>>8595836

>>8664673
Nah don't worry, it's not yer fault there's too many blonde bitches with blue eyes in Hololive. I only dropped it cause I refuse to read anything Fubuki or "Hololive" En related. As I said, not yer fault.

>>8665284
Why, exactly? Just critical autism or...?

>>8665284
>"Hololive" En
what did he mean by this?

>>8665284
>I refuse to read anything Fubuki
Shit taste desu

>>8665284
>I refuse to read anything Fubuki
based taste desu

>>8665284
Based Beyond Belief

>>8667180
He forgot his meds. Good thing Gurandma was around to help him

>>8595836
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1swadDPdtpA_uv0S4T_xLMNFpQlkEOiTQ5UfwhOEWnuI/edit?usp=sharing

Feel free to archive, pretty shit but at least it's something

>>8597720
Fucking Gura until she pisses herself!

Fulfilling the request of >>8570693. It's supposed to be a feels trip over Kronii, but you'll have to be the judge whether it's worth gosling over.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33486199

>>8666810
>>8667180
I will never accept EN as part of Hololive. They ruined a whole generation of Vtubers, if not all of them to come.

>>8668372
The blandest of Holos, the literal "safe choice", a mascot, the face of the company for being their little advertisement whore. Fubuki is fucking pathetic. Enjoy watching her breakdown on stream you fag and fuck off.
https://streamable.com/1mq695

>>8671166
So autism then. Gotcha.

>>8671501
it's the local fubuki hater schizo, kindly ignore his existence.

>>8671166
I feel as if holomyth was pretty good(apart from strengthening main stream anime culture to vtubers), good characters and "interesting" roommates. Though i feel that cover can't keep up the hype for the rest of EN.

>>8671166
based autist

>>8671954
What was "really good" was early 2020 Hololive, the golden period. After Asacoco, Coco started pandering to an English audience and it all went to shit from there. Hololive EN was the final nail in the coffin, a branch of the company that made it so people don't care about quality, only about the brand name associated with it. I don't watch any other groups aside from Hololive and even I can see that a member hitting a count equal to 2 years of hard work, sweat and tears from previous members BEFORE their fucking voices have even been heard is bad. They've brought it all, overused jokes, cringy puns, political stuff, pandering to minorities, elitism, you name it. Any fan created after the birth of HoloEN is the most obnoxious cunt you'll come across, worse than nousagis, worse than Watamates, worse than 35ps. Hololive, and Vtubing as a whole for that matter, peaked the day "Did nothing wrong" was said live on stream. It's all downhill from there.

>>8671501
>>8671915
You can put any labels you want on me, I laugh at you because you think that I'm alone, a "one man crusade to change the world!" You're a fucking delusional schizo if you truly believe that. Every time a Fubuki story gets made here another dice is rolled, and there are consequences. There always are. Will you own up to them is the question.

lmfao

Mental illness

>>8673462
Holy shit

>>8673462
Why are Watamates like this?

I have been incentivized to take my meds

>>8673462
write a story about brutally murdering every HoloEN member

>>8673462
speaking as someone who started watching around jan 2020, you're not wrong that it was the golden period, but you're still an incredible autist. any fanbase that grows large enough has a disproportionate amount of the lowest common denominator. the nip audience is like this too, except it's their cultural equivalent of reddit shit

I often feel that my intense dislike for some chuuba's is unhealthy, considering their relative impact on me and vice versa.

But then moments like these come up and I realize I am FAR from rock bottom holy shit lmao

I see the schizos have woken up and are in full autist mode.

How are them projects coming along, writeanons?

>>8679355
Considering writing Futa Matsuri if only to break my...break.

>>8679355
Moving on to others before the previous is finished, you know how it is.

Though, in my defense I wrote Reine to be so pathetic and desperate that I felt bad continuing l.

>>8679355
Slowly but steadily. Hoping I'll be able to finish it soon.

>>8597720
Threesome with Kronii and her temporal clone

>>8679355
5 in the work, constantly getting more ideas to make more stories despite being at a whopping rate of 50 words a day.

>>8679491
Do it, scratch my itch. It's gnawing away at my mind, please. The bugs, they don't stop. It hurts, it hurts so much. I need you to do it or it will keep on itching until I have to make it myself. I can't take this, I really can't. With every word I type I resist the urge to claw away at my skin until blood starts flowing out. I can't control myself. Please, help me. Fucking HELP ME. This is a cry for helphelphelphelp her help me HELP ME

>>8679927
If I do it she will strictly be a sub. You've been warned.

>>8680119
Even better

>>8680263
DON'T FUCKING ANSWER IF HE'S TALKING TO ME YOU LOWLIFE DEADBEAT

>>8680119
I appreciate it. I'm fine with that.

>>8680347
I do as I please

>>8680347
Wait. Are you the guy posting Matsuri slut prompts?

>>8680749
Matsuri slut prompts?

>>8673462
I get what you're saying, the golden period is obviously over, and the main stream cloud has flocked in. As with everything, once mainstream touches it, it turns to shit or atleast becomes worse in some way. Everyone seems to be trying 'less', because no matter what they do, they'll always have a crowd of supports (Case in point, Anya). They're less inclined to take risks or try hard to make streams entertaining, because of the main stream crowd. Though less inclined doesn't mean they've stopped trying at all, you're being a schizo. They've become 'less', which means going from 'Cream of the crop' quality entertaintment to 'Great' or 'Good' quality entertaintment. Cover still filters the people they pick carefully, making sure that they were good entertainers in their past lives, so your point about Cover just being a brand name is gay

>>8680786
Nevermind. I'll reconsider this course of action regardless, if only out of spite.

>>8681288
NTA but probably that anon you're talking about; I was just shitposting, dude, don't take it seriously. You should consider seeking therapeutic assistance for your bait addiction

When you anons read the google docs works, do you do it through incognito? and can you publish a story anonymously or do you have to do it through a google account?

>>8681740
Click "file" and then "publish to web" and it will give you an anonymous link

>>8681740
Published works are anonymous in the sense that it won't show who wrote it and when and things like that, but you do need a google account to publish it yes.

>>8665284
Extremely based taste anon, I refuse reading anything Fubuki related too

Alright boys, you heard em. Only Fubuki for the next month to starve the schizos into rehab.

>>8682427
That's only if there any writers left by that point

>>8682427
I'm responsible for 10% of the archive and 1/3 of all "Blew my load" comments in the past 10-15 threads, their works? Off brand, generic rip offs of coke. My work is the real deal Coca-Cola. You pull that off and I pull the plug. You don't wanna live in a world without Coca-Cola do you? Be careful with how you act. All kingdoms fall from being too cocky. And with that I'll leave you with this.

"I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

>>8681740
>Do we read stories through incognito?
What did he mean by this? As in, the incognito mode in your web browser?

>>8682966
Can't be, no matter where you are it asks you to choose a Google account to acess the link. Going incognito doesn't change that.

>>8682873
This is probably bait but what works have you written?

>>8682873
Kek, I wish all bait was this high quality

>>8682873
I'm responsible for 12% of the archive and 2/5 of all "Blew my load" comments in the past 20 threads. Your coke? Off brand, generic rip off of Pepsi. My work is the real deal BBC soda. Imagine a world where the only soda you can drink is Coca-Cola, and no Pepsi. You don't want that do you? Becarful how you shit. All kingdoms fall from taking a shit on the streets. And with that I'll leave you with this.

"Mama told me to go to Gurandmas house,
She was baking banana breadma,
Gurandma touched me as a kid,
So I took a massive shit."

For you, /wg/, a short poem...

Oh lonely nights, oh lonely days
Stories about my oshi amuse me in many ways
Despite the fact that I despair
I sit and read as I eat a pear
For what else to do in this dark room
But to revel in the words that you'll be posting soon
Oh lonely evenings, oh lonely mornings
I get out of bed, and for myself I am already scorning
The bugs at my corners, they never seem to leave
I stomp and scratch and scream until they I can't perceive
So I beg of you, oh writer of the thread
Write me many stories until all of them drop dead.

>>8682504
Given it's the writers who are actually, you know, WRITING the Fubuki stories, I think it's only you who will be disappointed

>>8683522
tres magnifique, anon

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33456187/chapters/83173177
What will happen next? I thought of something earlier today that might be interesting!

>>8683639
Oh fuck, I had hoped you would continue this. Busy right now, but really looking forward to reading this tonight and wanted to say so

>>8683639
Is the next part gonna have free use? That would be pretty hot.

>>8683818
No. Of the surprisingly broad genre of exhibitionism, I'm aiming for that line between 'being suspected' and 'getting caught', so including any sex at all might actually be going to far. If there is anything, it probably won't be in artisanally hand-crafted obscene detail like the Ame one.

>>8684454
Getting caught is the worst part of exhibitionism. Not sexy at all. Though... I've cranked it to my fair share of "Calling maid to clean when I'm jerking off" amateur videos, so I suppose there's some charm to it. Personally I think the hottest sub category is watching one jerk off, no touching no nothing. Just jerking off in front of the person and maybe cumming on them at the end. Luna's assistant scratches that itch for me but I do wish there was more. Penetration is not necessary for a good story.

>>8684454
>>8684708
My favorite is definitely the cum follow stuff. There's surprisingly a good amount of it out there. Walking up behind someone and cumming on them then leaving once they notice. The hottest one I've seen was a guy blowing a massive load on a sleeping girl's hair, like really massive. She wakes up shortly after from feeling the warm and gooey feeling in her hand. Good lord I've masturbated to that one many times. I wish I could do the same to Watame's silky blonde hair... She probably wouldn't even notice it, the cum would very quickly mix in and the colors would mix. Or maybe cumming on her fluffy dress and tail... Holy shit I'm erect

>>8682873
>he doesn't jerk off other anons directly
ngmi

>>8684708
>Getting caught is the worst part of exhibitionism
I wouldn't call it the worst, but it's definitely up there. I think my weird hang-up is that never getting caught is incredibly lazy because the author already has full control of the story so zero stakes feels like a waste of time, while going full public use is lazy in the other direction because there's nowhere to go from there.
I want to emphasize the embarrassment and feeling that even though it's wrong, the character only goes further and further.

>>8597720
Fubuki chikan.

>>8686936
i forgot the concept of chikan even existed. this would be pretty hot

>>8682427
Heard you loud and clear. Will be my pleasure.

>>8687879
bless you anon

unfinished

"Anon... can't you see how much you're hurting me? Why are you doing this to us!?"

Fubuki stands over you, her stricken face betraying an internal pain that mirrors the blunt force trauma you just received. Blood flows freely from the impact zone; the head of the claw hammer stained red. This is the first time she's ever gotten physical. You've had your rough spots, sure, but they've always been resolved with a heated exchange of words followed by an hour's silence and then rough, passionate lovemaking. You'd never felt your relationship was more stable than when your naked lover cooed softly up at you in your arms two nights ago. Life's got a way of blessing and bruising in equal measure, though.

"Fubuki. That really... hurt."
You don't say it in an angry tone. You're not angry with her, although by all rights you should be. You just don't seem to be able to conjure the effort right now.
It has the intended effect. She's not too far gone. She whimpers and drops the hammer.

She's incredibly jealous, this girl. You knew it before you agreed to go out with her. It was a sappy and cringeworthy scene - the kind that's painful to experience for everybody except the two putting on the show. She told you she had feelings for you, but was afraid of making good on them because of how possessive she could get. There were tears in her eyes as she looked up at you, hands clasped to her chest, face contorted as she cried the words - I love you, but I just can't be with you!
Of course, this was music to your ears, as you'd been crushing on her the whole damn time too. You didn't say anything in response, just wrapped your arms around her and kissed her deeply, and didn't let go no matter how much she squirmed. It wasn't a great first kiss, and looked far better in the movies - she fidgeted and tried to pull her head away, her teeth bumped into your lips, and whenever she pulled back, mangled protests were the first thing you heard. But she relented, going slack in your arms and leaning into the kiss. That was two years ago.

>>8597720
It's normal for people in love to want to know more about their partner and Roboco is not an exception, however with her being a robot she doesn't understand the feelings she's feeling and decides to gather more data about you in a way that seems logical to her - by dissecting you.

>>8690719
I guess I wouldn't be too bothered by it, as long as she puts me back together properly

>>8673462
Would you like it if I wrote another Fubuki fic so that you decide to destroy holoEN?

>>8692433
Please don't mind my earlier post, anon. I was off my meds, and turned into a huge schizo! I'm sorry you had to deal with that. I actually adore Fubuki and think HoloEN is a great addition to the group, filling out its own gaps in the marketplace! So to answer your question, yes! Please make more Fubuki fics!

>>8692605
the fubuki anti schizo was cringe but ERPing as him is even worse. Kindly bring your toaster along with you the next time you bathe.

>>8692939
Couldn't do that, the thread'd be even more dead than it already is

>>8683639
Nice, you are a man of exquisite culture, my friend.

>>8681402
No. Let this be a lesson to stop shitting where you eat you fucking nigger. Bait posting has forever been a fucking bane of this thread and you contributing to it, like the cancer you are, is killing the fucking the fucking thread slowly. I don't care if you were just having a giggle. Suck my dick and then the end of a shotgun. When you inevitably cause the last person willing to create content for your worthless ass to get fed up with constant bullshit and then have the gall to ask "wow, I wonder why all the writers stopped", don't be shocked to find yourself amongst the list of reasons you fucking lifeblood sucking leech. Neck yourself.

>>8697111
Dude, deep breaths

write some lore for Ωα
I'm sure they'll be happy with you come up with :)

>>8670005
Anon, you gotta use the publish function

>>8698263
The hell? Who in festivals name is discussing vtuber lore? People actually give a shit about the lore? What?

>>8698263
At first I didn't care, then I saw that thread yesterday and it soured me to the entire concept of omegatranny. This faggot ran out of ideas so now he wants to steal fan ideas under the guise of "theorycrafting".
>50+ holomems manage to not have gay lore
>this vtweeter shows up and now the new gen is all-powerful concepts of existence
I wouldn't be surprised if people eventually filled that tag with obscene fanfiction.

I decided to take a quick break from the thread in hopes that it would improve, but it's still just as bad. You fags really need to learn to stop replying to schizos and bait, I don't see what's so hard about that.

>>8698711
No no you don't get it. We had some high quality bait this time around, we had to bite. The schizos are here to stay, we might as well feast

>>8698711
It's okay. If you're a writer? Just stop writing. Do they really deserve it?

>>8699074
>If you're a writer? Just stop writing.
NTA but I haven't written anything since July because the threads took such a nosedive.

>>8699210
>NO BAITPOSTING ISN'T KILLING THE THREADS WHAT DO YOU MEAN

>>8698655
The whoever's running the OmegaAlpha is probably laughing their ass at the replies and the schizos who are going crazy on both sides.

OA is the ultimate bait. And everyone bites on it!

All those stories and strange replies will they be read and added? The answer is no. All added to a list no one cares about. For extra madness just randomly throw out likes with no rhyme or reason

Although I wonder if it fits the rat to come to bat at this time. But I think it's only Lamy who fishes for fun
But all she wants is for you to become.

So where does it leave us?
Not much to be honest
But there's bound to be an answer Among Us

Just trying to get any real flow going but lately it's just pain to get anything started

>>8699715
Sometimes it's better not to say anything at all.

>>8698711
this. /wg/ has become to fanfics what /vt/ is to vtubers. Nobody reads stories, everybody just shitposts. Don’t you fags dare complain about a lack of stories when the watamate schizo gets more traction than easily 90% of all works posted - 100% of those in the last three threads. I don’t hold it against any writeanon who doesn’t want to spend hours of his spare time on writing anymore, only to have their story buried by bait and the same three futa-cuck prompts in a matter of minutes.
t. writefag

a collection of (horny)greentexts from the Kronii thread.
>tfw they're pumping more fanfic content than us lately
>they even have their own specific fanfic archive

https://rentry.co/wqm7rx

I'm only really writing for my own enjoyment, not you chumps.

>>8700226
not that we like your stories anyway

>>8699715
I just thought it was a fun to imagine Omega coming /here/ for lore ideas, and then deciding that what humans want more of is fubuki
>>8698611
>>8698655
Ok well if you really hate them, than try writing something with that hate.
Its surely more productive than just screaming in the void, and its always helpful to write about something you care about.

>>8699210
summer will be over soon r-right

>>8700727
God i hope so.

I WANNA WRITE AND READ WINTER COMFYKINO BUT I CAN'T LIKE THIS

>>8700559
ogey
>there once was a tranny from /a/
>poisoned by manga that was gay
>if you can't create
>you should just infiltrate
>so hololive fans he means to betray

>man with a penis
>makes a mary sue OC
>write lore for me plz

>a "producer" worms his way into vchuubas
>he's like mizuryu, he wants to touch boobas
>to keep his position, he creates some fricion
>some cringe lore that the net meets with derision

>>8701527
absolute banger

>>8609101
Do do do do do

>>8597720
Giving Luna her first orgasm

>>8703966
There's probably a few stories in the archive that indirectly have that

>>8704007
closest i can think of is luna's assistant. It's dam good but it doesn't focus on that element like i think anon wants

>>8703966
>Holding Luna close to you while rubbing her clit as she grasps your arm, legs writhing below her as her "naa"s grow louder and more desperate until she clings to you and squirts clear across the room

Do any of you know that one anon who said he'd rewrite the Amelia story? Is he dead or something?

>>8705586
If you're talking about the fart one I don't think he's said anything since, no.

>>8705433
Squirting isn't real, it's just piss. Unless you're into that, then I have nothing to say to you.

>>8705922
imagine not wanting to make a girl orgasm so hard she pees herself

>>8705922
So many anons here have written that action out but I didn't wanna say anything..

>"Oh no, squirting is urine!"
If you don't want girlpee on your dick don't put it so close to their pisshole.

>All this pee talk
Time to re-read Foxfriend and Overly Nice Boyfriend again.

>>8706219
I have.
On purpose.
And I have no intention of apologizing for it.

>Squirting isn't real!
And the Candy Kingdom's princess is real? Have some fun you insufferable faggot.
>>8706358
>>8706628
Supremely based.

>>8706575
based

>>8706929
What do you mean the Candy Kingdom's princess isn't real? I see Luna stream all the time. Clearly she's on a diplomatic venture in Japan, on behalf of her parents. Her streams are documentation of her travels during her visit and evidence of the world outside of the Candy Kingdom. Everyone knows "Cover" is only an entertainment company on the surface and is actually a private paramilitary company, currently working as security detail for a few of the Holos, the Princess included. Why else do you think they're so genuinely bad at functioning as what they claim?
Y-You didn't think she was just playing a character, did you anon?

>>8707340
Yo what the fuck why she got macarons on her skirt?

>>8707340
What's saddest about all of this is Luna's Assistant will never ever be completed.

It was the first fic I read that truly made me hard as a rock, and inspired me to start contributing my own.

>>8706027
>>8706358
How about... making her orgasm so hard... she doesn't piss herself? I guess that's too alien for you watersports fags. Go play with your scat brothers in the sandbox.

>>8706929
I'm sure Luna pretends like she has an extra hidden bladder that somehow isn't filled with piss in her body along with the princess stuff, anon. Good argument.

>He's not avatarfagging anymore since it's just too obvious at this point.

>>8707799
Truly Watamates are the worst hypocrites.

> NAAAAA what's all this about pissing myself nanora?!
> a princess does nat piss herself in bed nanora...
> if only going to the nathroom before copulation would solve nhat problem...
> Luna does nat think piss is erotic and you shouldn't either nanora!

>>8707717
CANDY KINGDOM DUDE

>>8705922
>Squirting isn't real
Wait, wha- For real?
>Googles it
It IS real. You've lied to me, Anon. You threatened to rattle the very foundations of my being. Do you think this is some kind of game?

>>8708090
What the hell man, you don't wear macarons on a skirt. I'm gonna eat those fuckers

>>8708132
>Cinnamon bun with Luna's milky girlcum as a glaze

>>8708132
I ain't falling for this bait but if you truly believe this I will just feel sorry for you.

>>8708251
Okay, I looked a bit more into this, and found the study the site cited. Pic related. So it's urine mixed with other fluids. Technically still very possible. If you got someone to be plenty hydrated until their piss turns colorless, till it's mostly water and trace amounts of Ammonia, it can technically come under squirting water. I mean, sweat also has trace amounts of Ammonia, but we don't have much if an issue with it, you get what I mean? Technically not pissing

>>8708653
nta but ive drawn the personal conclusion that squirting is basically watered down urine mixed with a lot of sexual hormones

>>8708653
I mean who cares anyway, it's not like you're drinking their piss. If you're more put out by a girl peeing herself because you're making her cum so hard she loses control of her bladder than proud of yourself for that feat then I dunno if your priorities are in order.

>>8708653
>>8708967
Ultimately it all comes down to biology. Think for a moment. Where would that fluid be stored? There's no fluid storage organ for sexual release in a female. It all comes from the bladder. The amount of secretions that the vagina produces to lube itself is virtually nothing compared to what squirting does. The reality is porn actresses are told to drink lots of water and to force themselves to pee in those scenes. Squirting never was a thing because biologically it's impossible, at least as long as it's not pee of course.

>>8709257
Why stop at piss then? Why not make her cum so hard she vomits onto your or herself, or she shits herself? It only sounds hot to you because you're into piss, but to someone that isn't as is looking from the outside, it's fucking gross.

>>8709727
Then write your own stories you dumb nigger. You bitchers always complain and complain when you sit there and do nothing whinge about how you don't wanna read something. Then don't. It's not for you. Be a fucking adult. It's no fucking wonder no one wants to write for this fucking thread anymore.

>>8709862
Based

>>8709862
It's kind of a weird 4Chan dynamic. I see this every goddamn "General" thread. From /a/ to /biz/ and now here. Dozens of posters having a good time, then a couple of retards start derailing things and causing unnecessary drama, which then starts fracturing the original group. It's always one or two people.
But I guess it's also on us for falling for the bait and assuming the discussion is an honest one.

>>8709727
Why not go further with your anger and set yourself on fire?

>>8709862
>>8709727
Now now, Anons, behave yourselves. Let me tell you of the I time I molested a young shark boy on his way to school

>>8710324
Oh gurandma, you have the wackiest of stories!

>>8710324
I sincerely think Gurandma posting is one of the better things to come of this fucking nightmare.

You faggots need to stop whining and write more ogey stories

>>8710655
>Do as I say, not as I do

>>8710655
As they say, put your cock where your mouth is

>>8710790
In both cases, that would be Fubuki's pussy.
With that said - don't mind if I do.

>>8711047
Hell yeah, brother.

What's the name for loving something very much and yet you just can't help but keep on tearing it apart for your own amusement? Holding no ill towards the thing but on a whim, destroying it all. Ah... my brain trembles. Total indifference to both sides, what a terrific way to live life, don't you agree? Sometimes, I wish I wasn't like this, but here I am. I'd like to say it fills me with sorrow but not even that goes through me, somehow. Just... amusement. I smile, even in hate, even in sadness, even in pain, even in love. What would she think of me if she saw me now? Why do tears form in my eyes and yet laughter comes out from my mouth without stopping? Why am I like this? Why indeed...

How do we save /wg/?

>>8713528
Less schizo replies and ERP faggotry, more stories.
My heart, soul and dick crave more Fubuki.

>>8713528
Less penetration, more of ERP so long as it has quality and is near bump limit, more diversity. We crave less Fubuki.

If you are going to murder this thread can you at least wait until nursing catto 2 is finished

>>8713986
also Omarun is cute and funny part 2

>>8713986
Luna's assistant part 2, for alas we will stir up a ruckus.

>>8714118
anon...

>>8697111
4chan's not the website for you. Try reddit.

>>8701527
i laughed. fantastic limericks, anon.

>>8710182
every single general goes through this and i'm quite disappointed /wg/ were such easy victims

Archive and sell while you still can. By next month, expect half of the links in the archive to not work anymore. The pettiness of the ones who take the bait and the ones who bait themselves, it will be the end of yet another thread.

>>8714784
waaaay ahead of you, started backing up a week after the july threads

frankly my biggest fear is i'll no longer be able to hang out with writefags whom i look up to and whose work i want to emulate

>>8714991
Honestly I don't see this place as a gathering of comradery. I see it as a comment section under the doujin that I just wanked to. Sure, I may write some stories, I comment and have fun with the others, but at the end of the day it's just another place to pass the time. Fundamentally, that's what's different from you and I. You take the bait much more seriously than I do, you get angrier, you get sadder, you feel what I don't. I will admit, losing this place would be sad. Where would I go? Reddit? Fuck no. But if it DID happen, even if I were to be sad for a little while, I'd get over it. I see you all as nothing more than... pets, I suppose. Merely one little distraction, much shorter than what my life has to offer. I see Vtubers as the same. A passing little trend that eventually will end, they will all graduate and I will move on. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, It's just different points of view. I hope that even if this place dies, you'll find it that the world is much more vast than a couple of strangers on the internet. Your hobby of writing does not need to die with the thread, that would certainly not be what the ones you aspire to be want of you.


Don't fear the inevitable.

God damn shut up

>>8715728
i don't have a hobby of writing. i don't even like writing. i picked up the metaphorical pen because i wanted to contribute to the thread

it's just a shame that now it's filled with freakazoids like yourself, watamate schizo

>>8715728
I've only ever written for this thread and if it disappeared I would probably stop writing.

>>8714991
As much as I hate every single schizo ruining the thread, I'll stand my ground.

>>8716222
>>8716379
Wait, I forgot. I don't have a hobby for writing either. I guess I came off as too friendly with that. Can't have that, no no no. I guess it's true, I've written for this thread and for this thread my writing will die. Maybe I'll one day use it to make scripts for my girlfriend to read as I fuck her dressed like Watame, but that's for the future to tell. In some ways, this place dying is doing you a favor then, if writing isn't your hobby, you're throwing away precious moments of your life for something you'll only look back to with distaste. More than you already do. It's like an abusive relationship, you love her very much so, but 2 years after you broke up? "Oh yeah she was a manipulative bitch, fuck that". This is how this thread will be remembered. Vtubers, the same. You'll be ashamed of how much you invested into something so meaningless, eventually. Don't you think it's time you make a choice? Accept the thread for what it is, or give up on it and live life, if you have one, for what it's worth.

>>8716775
I may regret how invested I was in vtubers some day but I doubt I'll ever look back and regret the time I spent in this thread. Besides, I'm starting to like writing as more of a hobby that just something I do for the thread.

>>8716952
If you really want the dude to fuck off you'd stop responding to him.

Watame is too much of a sweetheart to have freaks like this watching her

>>8713528
Unironically just write whatever the hell you want. This thread lives off of writefaggottry, discussion leading up to it , and discussion of it.
It's just been partly dead for a bit since new gen debut and shit stirring takes up the energy and replies that would have lead to the normal shit and culture that leads to new stories getting written.
Just write if you want to and the shit will pass away.

>>8717160
Why does watame attracts schizos a lot? I don't watch her so I don't understand.

>>8716952
this. undoubtedly vtubers will be an embarrassing smudge on the timeline of my life, but fucked if the moments i spend here aren't going to stay with me forever. i read truckloads of amazing writing and even tried something out that died with high school.

>>8716995
that's all well and good but here's an unfortunate fact for you: the schizo isn't posting obvious bait right now, but discussion pieces that are causing us to inwardly reflect

granted, the moment he starts on fubuki and EN is when i stop paying attention but for now, it's a welcome distraction that i afford more thought to than a post like "nah you should stop posting!!"

>>8716644
Same dude, I ain't leaving until I finish what I've started and I hope all writers feel the same.

>>8716952
I have occluded some details, while writing itself is not very fun, getting good reception for one's hard work always is. I don't like wasting my time with meaningless things. Chances are I will apply what I learned here somewhere else along my life even after the thread is gone. Recycling and all that. Don't get me wrong, I don't blame any of you for enjoying your time wasted here, I'm sure I've wasted more time than you have here just on oversleeping alone, much more so with gaming and other things like that. It's just that... getting too attached can lead to some problems that you could otherwise avoid.

>>8716995
Dude, I don't think you get it. I LOVE this thread. I check on it every hour. You think this >>8711407 was a shitpost? It's not. I genuinely have something wrong with me. But one thing is for sure, I'm not leaving. I've got nothing better to do, at least until the end of next year if you wish to wait that long.

>>8717160
>>8717249
I love her for her music, she isn't good but she tries her best. I respect that. I also respect her big and most likely impossible dreams of reaching the Budokan. The thing is, I love seeing people cry. That sounds weird but it's not really. To be more, or less, specific, I love seeing people's emotions and reactions to things. Crying is just a small part of that. Watame is a sweet little girl with big dreams, and a heart of gold. And I enjoy very much so from feeding off her emotions.

>>8717251
Funny you mentioned Fubuki and EN. I'll admit it that I place a touch of over exaggeration on those paragraphs about them, but ultimately, they are my true feelings, not a joke in the slightest. I despise them for what they did to my hobby. It's an odd trait that I got, being extremely vocal of my controversial opinions by doing so in a way meant to evoke emotions out of others, which relates to my previous segment. I don't like saying cheap things that no one cares about, I don't like shitposting or baiting people. What I like, and truly enjoy, is sparking discussion in a way that people simply can't help but join in on it. If it gets heated or not is not my problem, I enjoy it either way. I love discussing, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time with these walls of text, would I? I do appreciate you for realizing my intentions. Even if people ignore me or shrug me off as bait, I'll always be there looking to exploit your weaknesses for my amusement, and maybe, both sides will learn from the arguing and come out wiser than before, even if the knowledge may seem pointless sometimes.

>>8717434
I'll be here to the end. No matter what dark tidings befall us, so long as there's stories to be archived, I won't abandon it.

>>8717945
>I despise them for what they did to my hobby.

yeah funny how this contrasts with >>8711407

>>8717973
You truly are the best of us, archiveanon.

>>8717973

>>8717973
As a member of this autistic writing group, thank you. You are an inspiration for all of us in these troubled times

>>8717973
i knew you were still archiving stuff, but i was wondering if you were still posting here. good to see you.

fancy getting paid to write a story using that matsuri outline you did?

>>8717945
Are you the earlyfag OP?

May as well make a story out of this garbage thread.

>" I See you all as nothing more than.. pets"
>Satisfied with your latest post, you lean back in your chair and stretch your arms behind your head.
>You may have needed two attempts to solve the CAPTCHA because you are a bit visually challenged, but that matters little in the grand scheme of things.
>No, today is a good day.
>You feel like you have managed to ruin yet another thread on your favorite edgy image board, and even better: managed to act condescending while doing so!
>Surely, the strangers on the internet will now think that you are much older than you actually are.
>Your thoughts are interrupted by the noise of your phone vibrating on your desk.
>With a slim smile on your face, you pick up the device and read the text message that had just arrived.
>Its from your mother.
>She says that you can't come over this weekend. Her new boyfriend is visiting and you would be a nuisance.
>You put down the phone, the smile never leaving your face.
>Guess it's going to be another lovely summer weekend with your abusive, alcoholic father.
>It's fine. He is your pet, too. He just doesn't know it yet.
>The same goes for Jody - just another phase in your mother's life that will end soon. She'll love you again after that.
>A chuckle escapes you and you shake your head.
>You open a drawer on your desk and pull forth your grandpa's trusty old revolver.
>Nobody had cared to notice that you took it last year, after he had passed away.
>They all don't get it. They take things too serious! Why try to hold onto something, if it's inevitably doomed to disappear one day?
>But you... you know how the world works. You have what it takes. Your Oshi would be proud of you.
>You close your eyes and let out a long sigh.
>Cocking the hammer, you guide the cool, blued metal of the revolver's barrel to your mouth.
>You are a little sad, but you'll just move on.
>You don't fear the inevitable, after all.

>>8717973
You are so unbelievably based Archive anon, I never thought I would come to respect someone so much on this god forsaken site.

>>8718813
I appreciate it, but no thank you. My desire to write lately has been at an absolute all time low, so it'd be incredibly pressuring/forced on my end, and even if that wasn't exactly an issue, my time lately has been incredibly pressed due to some home/health issues plaguing me. If I ever get around to it, it'll be free either way.

>>8719060
understandable. i fear for the future when even the best of us is feeling the pinch.

>>8718966
The ending shock had no build up and therefore failed to provoke any emotional response, but the prose was great. 7/10

Also, I think the only time this parasite will kill himself is when there are no threads left to leech off of

>>8718966
you forgot the part where he sends Watame a red SC telling her he's killing himself

>>8717973
I unironically respect you, Archive Anon. I may not know who you are, but I know that you're an inspiration to all that found themselves at home here. Thank you for your hard work.

>>8597720
Dicking the crazy out of one of the Holomenheras

alternatively

Dicking the crazy INTO one of the non-menhera Holos

>>8718163
That refers to the thread, while my comment on EN and Fubuki relate to Vtubing as a whole.

>>8718871
Surprisingly, no. I don't dislike them like you do but I don't particularly enjoy what they do either. I think since early threads have come, there's no more fooling around after bump limit, but the reason I'm fine with that is because it was all just the same shit. Hags, sex, taiga, Lamys terrible ERP, etc. The lowest of the low.

>>8718966
Too stereotypical, failed to capture the essence of my posting. The personality did well enough except you forgot to allude to me being two faced, having provided much entertainment to all of you in the form of stories in the past without any of you ever realizing it. Maybe some cliche about me pretending to be a god or the mastermind behind it all would do well. Keep on trying tho.

>>8719514
Suicide is for the weak. I don't give up like the lot of you did to writing simply because there's a bump in the road that is this thread. Suicide is pathetic. I'll never understand it and I'll never forgive those who do go through with it, but I will encourage it if the person doesn't deserve to continue. Also, I'm what you call a "leech". I'll never EVER pay a single cent to any chuubas. They are entertainment first and foremost. I don't pay the monkey to clap his hands together for my enjoyment, simply my presence is already enough.

>>8717973
Thank you for always being there to archive my works. Your effort is appreciated.

>>8720068
Dicking the crazy into Matsuri

alternatively

Dicking the crazy into Shion or something idk any holos that aren't menhera

>>8720297
I think Subaru is a non-menhera holo

>>8720297
Sora isn't menhera! Dick Sora!

>>8720297
Dicking the crazy OUT of Matsuri.

>>8720247
>That refers to the thread, while my comment on EN and Fubuki relate to Vtubing as a whole.
a difference in scale does not translate to a difference in logical foundation. you're a faggot.

>>8720297
Dicking Matsuri without her being menhera in the first place!

>>8720502
> your argument
If I enjoy torturing ants but I don't torture humans, the difference in scale is what mattered at the end of the day. Stop trying, you know you're wrong.

>>8720576
>If I enjoy torturing ants but I don't torture humans, the difference in scale is what mattered at the end of the day
uh, no it doesn't. no normal person tortures other living creatures, and the only reason that's accepted is because flies are widespread and considered a pest.

you're an absolute fucking freak

>>8720247
>having provided much entertainment to all of you in the form of stories
What have you written?

>>8720638
See, now that's just bait. I don't enjoy that. I enjoy discussions, not low effort comments. Appealing to morality is not an argument, it is an opinion.

>>8720713
As if I would ever connect the dots for you. I enjoy my time here. Revealing what I've written would be like taking off my Mickey Mouse costume in Disneyland. Breaks the immersion and ruins the fun.

alright he just admitted he's never written anything now stop replying to him

>>8720835
on one hand it's the most active it's been in a little while right now
on the other, this isn't your garden-variety 4chan shitposter, this is genuine, dyed-in-the-wool autism and it puts a really bad taste in my mouth knowing it browses here

>>8719343
Nah, don't worry about it. It's just the very thing I've cautioned against from the thread's inception; burnout. I've got plans I'm enthusiastic about, and even some stories/ideas that deeply interest me, but trying to get it going is absolutely not working at the moment on top of a lot of stuff outside of my control. I'm always around, though, and post pretty frequently. If you ever need anything just say so and I'll see it eventually.

>>8721093
>If you ever need anything just say so
i want a lover that cares about me as much as you do the thread

>>8720987
>the most active it's been in a little while right now
Yeah, no shit, shitposters always make slow generals active, doesn't make it good.

>>8720987
>it puts a really bad taste in my mouth knowing it browses here
Just ignore it, how hard is it for you to do that?

>>8721617
not difficult at all, but it makes it difficult to bother writing

>>8721795
Just filter him, christ, you make it seem such a big deal.

what stories are you looking forward to?

>>8722150
A few Irys stories, mostly.

>>8722150
Omarun is cute and funny part 2

>>8597720
A cute bird girl comes to your door with a terrible predicament! For some reason she's being chased by a council of superhuman avatars. Even worse, she doesn't even know who she is! No idea what cosmic forces like "Time" or "Space" would want with a lone owl, but she seems weirdly knowledgeable about human society...

>>8722150
Next chapters for the series we have going on. Also just hoping that Hag anon is alive.

>>8722150
Hopefully oyakodon

>>8722150
Psycho Killer 2

I know its never going to happen, but a man can dream.

>>8722150
continuation of the exhibitionist owl - Bad Civ iirc - frankly
i don't even watch EN and yet i am invested in seeing how it progresses

i don't think the hag orgy will ever get finished but i do hope the author's shitty life situation turns around

fuck, what else... virtually anything that gets posted, really, except for anything that involves EN gen 1

>>8722755
>except for anything that involves EN gen 1
Why?

>>8723198
none of them appealed to me and the fanbase for them made me steer clear out of association
same way "the cake is a lie" gives mixed feelings about portal

>>8723283
Kiara is the best one, out of the entire, EN branch, try her.

>>8723283
I can understand that, I’m the same with Fubuki.

>>8723346
i've since learned she's a menhera but by the far the most REVOLTING thing about EN gen 1 when they debuted was and still is the unbelievably forced takamori garbage
either way, not interested

>>8723520
>forced takamori garbage
Blame cover for that shit. Mori and Kiara just wants it to be normal friends, but you know how Yuri sells.

>>8723520
>when they debuted was and still is the unbelievably forced takamori garbage
>either way,
Aren't they doing the same shit with the EN 2 girls?

>>8723856
We don't know yet but probably. After all, only a small minority hates Takamori, the average EOP hololive fan loves that shit

>>8723856
didn't watch their debuts so wouldn't know
if they are, then not watching debuts unironically made them more attractive lmao

>>8724024
Nah, they’re trying to replicate it with Sana and Kronii

>>8724096
Christ, was is it with corporate back lesbianism? Is Yuri that much of a selling point?

>>8724084
Neither, but I do see threads of it, about the EN2 having their own takamori couple.

>>8724084
I get what you mean. I didn't watch their debuts either and only started watching them a few months after they debuted and I found them entertaining because they seemed comfortable.

I wish I did that with gen 2 though, I'm kinda iffy on all of them because they all seem so awkward and stiff as of now.

>>8724212
they've done this shit with every generation thus far, come to think of it, except JP gen 4

>>8723520
>unbelievably forced takamori garbage
>either way, not interested
Can't Mori or Kiara just do what Flare did and just put that to rest?

>>8722150
Honestly? Nothing, really. I was looking forward to Petting Your Fox 2 for such a long time and now that Based MatthewAnon released it, there's not much I'm looking forward to.
That being said, the exhibitionism fic with Mumei was nice, so I guess I'm looking for more chapters of it?
As always, I'll read everything that gets posted on here, but so far - there's nothing I'm really looking forward to, besides any and all future Fubuki fics, of course.

>>8724308
gen 4 kind of had KanaCoco but that's not possible anymore

>>8724442
Kana can look for another woman, she will move on eventually.

>>8724338
>just do what Flare did and just put that to rest?
i've heard that referenced before, but noel/flare seems to be stronger than ever
more power to them if they want to do that, i don't watch flare
and i only watch noel on NND

New thread
>>8724546

>>8724442
i don't think kanacoco was pushed. there was no yurishit on release and kanacoco just developed organically as bits and pieces during streams revealed how deeply their friendship had grown over the course of the year

>>8724496
I think it was more she got fed up with people trying to force a dynamic that the relationship didn't actually have

>>8724582
>kanacoco just developed organically
This is why KanaCoco is the only yuri relationship in Hololive I actually support
I did for FestivaLuna as well but as it turns out, Luna was not interested in a romance

>>8724800
Wasn't it more along the fact that people kept referring to her as the man/husband of the pairing and she wanted to stop that.

>>8725193
Yeah, thats what I had meant

>>8635290
Based nousagi

>>8727481
wrong

God imagine Sana's fat tits hanging above Earth and having her lactate and flood the planet destroying all life in a great flood.

>>8727481
incorrect

>>8727516
Don't feel bad about your fetish Nousagi.

>>8727481
don't encourage him

>>8727650
I'm waiting for the animations of Sana getting her fucking fat titties pounded. Honestly cannot wait to rip my dick off to those.

>>8727777
Ahead of you anons. I've been watching nothing but colonized porn with women of similar bodily proportions to Sana every time she streams. The porn is muted so all I hear is the sweet bogan tribal chanting that escapes her mouth. I'm going to keep this up until simply hearing a feminine australian accent or seeing Sana in any form gets me hard as a rock.

>>8728073
australian here
WHAT the FUCK do hear in female bogan accents
it is one of the most unattractive accents on the planet and even indogs have more attractive speaking patterns

>>8728073
That's uh...kinda hot. Fuck.

>>8728250
Oh don't get me wrong indo is hot too in a colonizer way. Hearing Reine go "Skibiddy boo vrrt tik logkt" is hot as all hell. I'd say it's equally as hot as Sana with her boganism. It's just easier to find porn with women that look like Sana than it is with Reine. I guess to simplify it, it's Sana that's attractive, not necessarily the accent.

>>8728504
You uh. Got a link? For example, I mean, haha. Y'know.

>>8722755
>i don't think the hag orgy will ever get finished but i do hope the author's shitty life situation turns around

Thanks Anon, appreciate it. Things are slowly falling into place. At the very least the family fighting over my mother's estate seems to be coming to a conclusion.

That story will get finished, even if I have to abstain myself for weeks or buy a chastity belt so the only way the horny comes out is through the tips of my fingers.

>>8733433
NTA but looking forward to it bro. Take your time and take it easy.

>>8733433
you're welcome anon
i hope you start enjoying life again soon
take it easy
i love you

>>8733433
I love you anon