/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>8715815
Based shark, hope you feel better soon.

SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

森りん頑張って !!

>>8715921
>Clearly defined panty line
UAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX

Post your favourite screenshot from the new MV

>>8716030

>>8715921
>The sheer size of the breasts blocking her mouth so you can't tell if she's embarrassed, struggling, or smiling
Perfection

I'm new

>>8715921
I want to breed her.

>>8716122
Hi new, I'm Mori

>>8716030

>>8716030
Not my favorite but I am obsessed with her belly button line god damn.

>>8715815
Based!

>>8710587
ASMR and heartbeat ASMR collabs are two entirely different things
>>8710639
Can't see her willing to do that with Mel but maybe they're closer than I realize

how is ekao THAT good

>>8716547
>Mel whispering in left ear while Mori takes right one
please

>>8716030
Those legs and hips...

>>8716547
I pray that Nature gets her even more into ASMR...I really want to hear her heartbeat one day. I know you have one Mori you've already admitted to having a human body!

>>8716599
He is certainly capable

https://files.catbox.moe/t4i1yi.jpg

>>8716791
She technically did when she admitted to getting heart palpitations from Doom way back

>>8716791
Imagine hearing the sounds of Mori squeezing the mic between her breasts

>>8716715
>she's Dre

>>8716829
>chubby Non-tan
BASED
BASED
BASED

(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)

The clock is being seduced as well

>>8717426
Is Kronii a deadbeat?

>>8717426
I feel like once Kronii gets into her groove that she could have some really kino interactions with Mori in collabs
>>8717532
>he missed the zatsu

>>8717637
I can't wait to see Kronii dunk on Mori like Coco use to do

>>8717532
The board seems to have come to the tentative conclusion that Kronii and Mumei are DeadBeats and the Rat is a maybe but clicked well with her when they met

>>8717737
Upon further reflection, I think Mumei is a chumbeat. Kronii and Bae seem like deadbeats

>>8717426
>Mori blissfully unaware of her kouhai oogling her, thinking she's just complimenting the MV

>>8717701
Imagine if Kronii is able to break down Mori's polite barrier that she keeps up with everyone but Kiara. Oh man that would be fun as shit.

https://youtu.be/75d6uskxTpY?t=42657

>>8717846
Going by Kiara Baelz watches JP mostly.

>>8717701
Anon she's barely capable of speaking in her solo streams at this point, you have way too high expectations.
And that's before figuring in nervousness from collabing with a senpai.

>>8717900
Honestly she already kinda has, Mori is way more blunt when she makes comments in Kronii's chat.

>>8718083
As >>8717951 shows, she's perfectly capable of speaking in solo streams, even if they last 12 hours

>>8718153
I'm talking about Kronii

>>8718153
Nvm you were talking about Kronii I'm dumb

>>8717995
I mean she can still be a deadbeat despite watching mostly JP.

In all seriousness, how do we end Connor's fucking life?

>>8718083
I think she'll get better at speaking once she gets a few zatsus under her belt. Kronii and Mumei do seem to be the most nervous out of EN2 so far.

>>8717995
She likes Mori enough to consider her a sister, actually if anything I bet she's a zomrade. Gives me very similar vibes to Ollie both in personality and how they view Mori.

>>8718301
i recommend not caring. its very easy

>>8718305
>how they view Mori.
What has the rrat said about my boy? Her streams are at terrible times for me so I've barely been able to watch her.

>>8718203
I mean yes, but there's kind of no reason to assume that

>>8718203
I think her and Mori just got along quickly. Similar timezones probably meant they chatted on Discord a lot

>>8718377
I'm not arguing that she's a deadbeat. I'm just saying that watching mostly JP doesn't automatically preclude her from being one.

>>8718305
>She likes Mori enough to consider her a sister
I think you overstate how much that means especially for someone that's obviously been a big hololive before and is therefore familiar with the vernacular.

>>8718371
I haven't been able to watch rrat either but Mori said herself that she feels like she is the older sister in their relationship and their interactions reflect that, it's the same with Ollie.

>>8718371
Refers to her very casually which is nice. I notice even a lot of JP members refer to her by the full "Calliope", only Suzy and Sheep use "Calli". Rat used "Calli(-senpai)" immediately in her debut stream, something I'm sure Mori told her was fine

>>8718371
Not much

>>8716322
Need a "I sleep/Real Shit?" edit

https://twitter.com/hmlf_/status/1431012050604462080?s=21

>>8718772
we cool?

/vt/ League manager here. Wanted to check in with every one to see if I had missed anything recently? Been crunching on other things and dreaming of our Mori so I wanted to double check. Any upate on the logo situation? Any new goalhorn ideas? Any ad board ideas, as well?

>>8716030
The clearest shot I got of MexMori
Makes me want to learn to tie a bowtie

Mori popped up in Ame's chat btw
>16:49:24 Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN Good luck, Squarson!!!

>>8716056
>>8719363
that's me!

>>8719420
>"Mori doesn't care about Hololive or her genmates btw"
>Also Mori showing up in every HoloEN stream possible

>>8719363
I wonder how the /u/schizo's reacted to the MV basically confirming that its about Mori and how she views her relationship to her fanbase rather than it being about Mori x Kiara

>>8719498
>>8719363
It's me too wow!

>>8719567
Amazing how when she's in timezone where she can watch live, she watches live. the Mori doesn't care rrat is a joke at this point

>>8719623
i was getting sick of the "it's about takamori!! the lyrics are about kiara!" so I hope it dies down

>>8716030
Another strong contender.
I want to take off my jacket and drape it over sleepy Mori.

>>8719623
Looking on twitter most seemed stunned at how sex Mori was in the mv. Dadfags btfo

>>8719420
Mori said she's going to play this too after clearing her backlog, right?

>>8719798
Yes, probably why she just dropped by, doesn't want to spoil herself too much.

>>8719653
I LOVE YOU MORI!

I meant to note down the timestamp when Mori started tearing up saying "I love you guys" during the failed TTRPG collab so I could make a streamable but I can't find it now. Anyone remember?

>>8719254
I had a particularly devilish idea to make a xxxxxx song a hat trick goalhorn for Doxxbeat Prime, but I'm not sure if that's too much for us. Also had the thought of making https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c a hat trick goalhorn shared by the rest of the medals but mostly because the thought amused me and I'm not that serious about it. I submitted an ad banner to the guy in the /vt/ league threads that have been up for the last couple days. I thought about bringing up our logo situation there too because it seems like there are people there able to help out but I figured I should wait to bring it up here before anything else. If it's possible, I'd still like to have someone get a rendition of the idea we were workshopping before done.

Oh, and if you're keeping track of chants too, here's another one. https://streamable.com/g44t10

>>8719993
wasnt it right near the end? and unless youtube was skipping really bad I think she said it twice

>>8719993
https://youtu.be/n7VGI7x9F0s?t=6044

What do (You) want for anniversary merch?

The ad banner that I submitted was a "pick up the phone" joke and was technically an advertisement for 774 and SugarLyric, though. I thought about making some for /morig/ but my editing skills are pretty barebones.

>>8720129
Arigatou
https://streamable.com/zarsn3

>>8720129
When her model starts rapidly blinking like that, you know some tears are forming. Love that they were happy tears this time

>>8720395
An anniversary cd

>>8720484
Yeah, they made her feel so much better, Moririn hates feeling like she disappointed her friends.

>>8720395
Cap and jacket
Deadbeats EP CD/vinyl
Maybe a Mori red wine

>>8720507
Imagine a 10 song CD with solo songs by each member, duets, and then a group song at the end. The dream....

>>8720685
That would sell extremely well.

>>8720129
do you have the 'CAN'T TURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', ver. Rainforest

>>8720395
If I could have anything on the anniversary, it'd be a smile from my Mori.

>>8720789
https://youtu.be/n7VGI7x9F0s?t=5322

>>8720395
Her jacket and hat easily, hands down. A physical version of Deadbeats with maybe an extra track on it too. An art book with all of the art from her MVs maybe? That one requires more work and permissions to sell it though so maybe a tad far fetched but I would love it.

Moririn that last twitter like is a little spicy

>>8721367
She liked the tweet of that original drawing of herself too back when they did it https://twitter.com/cutesexyrobutts/status/1389715627242364928?s=21

>>8721367
What'd she like? I don't have Twitter yet.

>>8721696
An image collage that included this and herself

Still simping for Coco, shouldn't be surprised.

>>8716030
A combination of >>8719363 and >>8716056
I like how it ends with the crazy face.

please release full res versions of those pics ekao i need wallpapers

>>8719623
Dadfags and /u/fags will continue to live in their own delusions.

>>8720057
More chants are always welcome. And while the idea of a Doxxbeat Prime horn is tempting, I honestly feel it might be a step too far even as open a secret as it is.
Its been a while so I dont think it would be a bad idea to ask around a bit more unless we're happy with what we have, but theres a lot of time. Love the hat trick horn idea though. Could also work as a comeback horn, too if I think about it. Though that may be better as cursed night, too.

>>8720395
A Mori signed by Gura.

>>8720395
I want >us to give her something nice that's not Discord shit, but it doesn't seem like anyone is working on anything

>long time deadbeats joining Elira's membership
I see you

Remind me, has Mori ever played Mario Kart with Smart Steering off?

>>8715815
Can you spoonfeed me the timestamp for when she said this?

>>8723633
she doesn't know what Smart Steering is
so that answers your question

>>8723714
Fuck there's no way she won't end up dead last

>>8723639
https://youtu.be/fDA6fSkcph8?t=5617

>>8723881
on the upside, at the current level of skill she could probably beat every girl in Hololive in Strive

>>8723633
I'm going to preface this by saying she was still working three jobs at the time and you can hear in her voice how exhausted she is.
Watch from 10:00 onward. There's your answer.
https://youtu.be/nCUyHNq6yC0

fuck
this sure isn't the way I hoped the Mori timeloops would die in

>>8724089
Give Ina, Kiara and Reine a day of prep and a "tournament" and they'll body her

>>8724231
Oh god

>>8724071
Thanks bro.

>>8724248
Well Kiara was right, someone REALLY wasn't prepared for the Hololive/Japanese autism

>>8724254
All three of those people are NEET gamers, of course they will. Mori's brain tends to shut down in competitive games.

>>8724248
Kyawatori....did no one warn her?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ANSWER ME
WHO THE FUCK IS DEADBEAT SEVENT???

>>8724248
The Reaper preaches unity, so we should too

>>8724248
>>8724584
Wait what happened?

Why did no one post about Space's cute tweet to Mori?
https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1431036967689457665?s=20

>>8724970
nothing, don't visit global and owlthreads for a while
maybe until the APEX collab is announced as a distraction

>>8724248
At first I didnt know what this was talking about, but global is really going after Mumei? Muh bf shit aside is it because she had lyrics written for her by Mori is that why?
>Boring whore with a gf
Fuck these schizos man shes too cute, shy and reserved for this bullshit.

>>8725095
They found out far more stuff about her. Just don't go to global cause it's going to be even more shit than usual. Or any owl related split threads in that matter.

>>8725095
Nah Mori really doesn't play a role in this victimcomplexbeat.

>>8725272
Jesus, this is why you wipe/delete your accounts before becoming a holo. Even though the shit about Kiara ended up being fake, it's still a retarded move of her to not wipe her other account, because that stuff will follow you for the rest of your career, real or fake.

>>8725486
Did they finally confirm, that's she's Gura2(You know what I mean)?

Mori and Ollie better announce it now.

>>8725685
No, it's worse.

>>8723056
For consideration: you're an ace, kid. Don't even have to label it as such on the page. Could just call it xxxxxx. Imagining the reaction from the other generals gives me a strong sense of smug self-satisfaction. Especially as a hat-trick. Anyway, here's where we left off on the logo. Is there anyone here who can make something out of this?

just to bring the thread back on proper track:
Mori love
Mori cute
Mori SEX

>>8724970
99% positive nothing is actually going to come of this. It's just Orcshizo 2.0 and the Groomer Gang's Last Hurrah of staying relevant on this board by going into falseflagging overdrive after realizing that not even their le epic bf rrats can't compare to the power of Mori, Kiara and Connor apparently living inside schizoids' heads.

>>8725486
Kiara never had issues from that site, since her past live's drama was jp based in the first place and happened online it was pretty well documented.
Not to mention deleting wouldn't do anything against anyone with a bit of determination.

>>8725685
Worse, owlbros can only hope that they have the wrong person.

>>8725486
Anon, she's literally the only EN that is mentioned on wikipedia.
There's no wiping her footprint away

>>8725850
I thought Fauna was the one who had orcschizo 2.0, not Mumei?

>>8726037
It is Fauna but Mumei might have her own orcschizo in the making. Potentially orcschizo 3.0

>>8726005
I mean, at least it has none of the bullshit narratives.

>>8725850
Did I miss something, wasn't the Orcshizo 2.0 supposed to be about the ASMR one?
Also i find the designation retarded, that retard seems nowhere near the level of delusions as Orcshizo and didn't spam her account and global with catgore webms

im gonna shoot myself in the dick if you dont post cute pictures of Mori

>>8726223
I'm rangebanned so go ahead and blast your dick off, bro.

>>8725272
I just looked at the post. This just seems like another case of confirmation bias and retards jumping to conclusions because of tenuous connections. Either way I don't care. I will continue to support Mori's kouhai and ignore retarded narratives.

>>8726223
I do not care whether or not you shoot yourself in the dick, but I will post Mori Love regardless.

>These people drug you and you wake up chained up

How do you feel?

>>8726223
No meeting Mori before the rest of us, here you go

>>8726223
Here you go my friend.
>>8726348
Saw the shit too, really tennuous and random dot connecting. Ill support all her kouhai regardless too. SEAnigs and schizos hold no power.

Deadbeats I am still shadowbanned. How are you going to encourage our Mori in the tournament tomorrow?

>>8726409
>Kronii dragging Mori along on her sex dungeon misadventures
>Mori steadily becomes into it and by the end is going more wild than she is
>The next day, Mori pretends nothing happened and responds embarrassed to Kronii teasing her over it
>Meanwhile, anon, still trapped in time stasis, has been drained of all of his life force and semen

>>8726503
Based

>>8726520
The only way deadbeats know how... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

>>8726797
>Not Ted DiBiase's Entrance theme.

>>8726611
could also work with Mori + Fauna
they drain you until youre at deaths door, Mori doesnt take your soul for hours or days while you suffer, and then Fauna gives you new life force just so they can drain you again

Am I crazy, or are the swords in the skeleton colored after the genmates? (From left: Gura, Ina, Amelia, Kiara)

>>8725909
>>8725754
>>8725095
I only fear what would happen once Kronii gets an anti like this.

>>8728262
how would that happen?

>>8728262
At this point Omega is going to get one lmao
Found a pretty nice pixel art piece.
https://twitter.com/_Guizuzu/status/1430915438129651713

>>8728319
With how people act here? It's bound to. It's not a question of if, It's a question of WHEN.

>>8718301
AO needs to go too.

>>8728262
People already tried to do it with Kronii, only to find nothing, besides some stuff that points towards her liking girls

>Gura's probably out for the MK tournament

How unlucky can we get?

>>8728505
she took the day off probably specifically to rest for it

i think she'd force herself through it when its someone elses project

>>8728177
Considering there's actually 6 in total, yes I'd say you're crazy.

>>8728505
Didn’t she say if she didn’t feel well enough she would just chill on call with someone? I could see her hopping between En or even just chilling with Ame or Mori. She’s resting though so hopefully she’ll be ok.

>>8728411
Ao and Charlie are objectively harmless, Connor is a complete leech who is hated by the anituber community. He was targetting ASMR people before vtubers.

>>8728590
7, anon.

>>8728646
This is true. but as much as this is being dragged out yet again. Schizos are acting as if Mori is the driving force of this Collab when it's clear as day that it's Ollie.

tldr; Just post more moris.

>>8728319
Same way Mori was considered to have the strongest or second strongest debut in Myth, then you compare to now. All of the girls will do something that pisses someone off eventually, and shitposting will beget more shitposting.

>>8728818
Further proof that the longer you stay in 4chan without meds, you'll eventually hate something.

>>8728964
Yeah, I hate schizos and SEA.

I respect Mori too much so I don't usually like to make it weird, but holy fuck this mv was eye candy.

>Mori was training off screen with her sister for MK.
>Sister is actually a MK pro and is a champ in the very niche MK circuit.

Yes I'm a schizo too.

>>8729276
I want to believe.

>>8729249
>The thiccness that both Sana and Kronii cannot resist.

YEP it is eyecandy.

>Mamaloni better do a bully costume art
SHE BETTER....

>>8728646
Everything I know about Connor really doesn't make me like him, but at the same time we shouldn't take this out on Mori or tell her who she can and cannot collab with. He seems to raise a lot of red flags for me so I'll probably avoid watching the stream but also not spam these threads with complaints.

Feels bad that this drama is taking away attention from the release of a great MV.

>>8729249
Mori knows how sexy we think she is, she’s just edging us like she always does. Bully.

>>8729410
It's not even Mori who's the driving force for this collab. That's the kicker here; Mori didn't organize this, Ollie did. People aren't putting attention to detail because it doesn't serve their narrative.

>>8729455
I'm fine with this.

>>8729410
Mori has already said don’t like, don’t watch. She will take greater notice of a chunk of her audience not watching than people trying to tell her what to do. As they say actions speak louder than words.

>>8729381
She's done multiple pieces of art of Kiara's MV costumes, considering Mori is another one of her favorites, it's pretty likely she will.

>>8729622
>tfw Mori just completely tags along and just appears on Ollie's stream without POV.

This is also a possibility.

>>8729410
>not believing it was nothing more than a 5D chess plan by Mori herself to mitigate the inevitable raid drama by Orcschizo 2.0 and Groomer/Printer/Grasshopper Coalition to blow their load before they could do any actual damage
>not believing that was the real reason why the TTRPG ended up scuffed was because she was so focused on conjuring this plan to protect her cute kouhai she ended up forgetting about setting up for the TTRPG, and that's why her genmates wanted to cheer her up so badly

>>8729726
Always you and your 5D chess, Rikerposter

>>8729726
>Sasuguh.jpg

Once the Mumei Rrats get killed, Ollie then drops the collab.

>>8729726
I want to beleeb.

>>8729726
Considering the fact the this kind of thing happens every time someone in her circle encounters a yab I believe it. Why can’t someone else create the distraction yab for once though?

>>8729586
Yes, but at the end it's still a collab with that faggot that Mori agreed to do.
Also the fact that basically no one cares what Ollie does while there are a lot of people that what Mori does

>>8729954
Then, it's their loss; Mori really lives rent-free on their heads. Objectively, It's clear that Ollie wanted Mori to be her chaperone.

>>8729949
Same shit, different night.

>>8729954
At the end of the day it's not a big deal and it will be added to the list of complete nothingburgers like every other time, only to be touted as proof of the imaginary degredation of hololive culture for whenever the next "big yab" rears its head by the same group of ten SEA schizos.

>>8729954
This is the other side of the coin of UNITY. Because you know she first asked Moona, Iofi, Reine, etc but they said "Fuck No" because they knew what will happen. But Mori wouldn't abandon her kouhai Ollie even if it was a collab "Tour of Afghanistan and its airports" Google Earth stream or some other Omega-class Yab.

https://twitter.com/e_kaq/status/1431072549538983936?s=21

>>8730246
I like where your heart's at, but this is also schizoposting.

>>8730088
Imagine being worried about exposing Virtual YOUTUBERS to the greater internet. Keyword: Youtubers.

They shouldn't have picked a worse hobby. It's like complaining that Gundam shouldn't pander to kids.

>>8730320
>non-artifact versions
Yay

>>8730326
I am just saying Mori is ready to die for UNITY. She will join any bad decision Ollie (or any Holo she is close with) makes even when its painfully obvious that its a bad idea.

>>8730572
What makes it bad, Objectively? Aside from Connor allegedly grooming Ollie, what else?

>Inb4 muh jp idol tradition

>>8730088
I hate it because it's a garbage stream I won't watch that sets precedent for more garbage streams I won't watch.
I hate it because this rejuvenates TT collab beggars in everyone's chat, even those that have and want nothing to do with them.

>>8730775
This, too, shall pass.

IDGAF, I just wish for something that would cause these fuckers to finally quit the hobby.

>>8730664
It directly hurts their bottom line. Moona went through this the last time Ollie tried this very same thing, she had major gachis upset and leaving until she had to apologize for them to come back. Basically its "Why should I lose money and viewers just to hang out with one of Ollie's friends that I am not even friends with?"

I spent 6 hours timelooping with those faggots in global this morning. You are not going to reignite this shit here when this place was miraculously untouched throughout that whole embarrassing shitshow. Shut the fuck up and Mori Love

>>8730835
>Dadfags will pass
>Takamori schizos will pass
Let's wait for those to end before we pile on more.

>>8730775
except Mori has proven that they're literally at the bottom of her priority list. The mere fact that Ollie is the one planning it is paramount proof that she really doesn't care about them. I mean the schizos care far more about them than Mori does.

It's even proof that these antis don't even like the hobby in the first place; They just want to prove the "vtubers are no better than twitch thots" narrative.

>>8731117
More harmless things to live on in your head rent-free.

>>8731117
>takamori
Not after Kiara cheered her up, faggot
>dadfaggotry
Kek, this a minor thing, despite what anti-dadfags passionate ranting about it.

>>8731198
>Let's just have MORE garbage lying around

Let's just hope this collab does pitiful numbers that trigger J-Chad's NUMBERS senses.

>>8731266
>Says the girl who played Bloodstained for 12 hours
Moririn...you're a great streamer too...

>>8731266
mori finding out how ameway works

>>8731266
Jealous bitch

>>8731217
You seem to think I don't like Kiara or her friendship with Mori. I very much respect Kiara and appreciate what she does on stream and off for Mori. What I find annoying garbage is the "Kiara and Calli are destined lovers. Kiara won't like you talking to other people" spam bullshit when both parties have gone into a more true to actual life "good friends" relationship.

>>8731372
I suspect it won't even stream on Mori's channel.

Mori is being dragged there as a participant, She'll probably just be there to be with Ollie as a bodyguard.

>>8730320
holy shit my dick

>>8731597
This would be the best result, actually. If Mori doesn't stream it on her channel and just be a guest on Ollie's stream.

though it would completely highlight that it was Ollie's idea.

>>8731545
That stuff is very easy to ignore, anon. Same with dadfaggotry. It seems to occupy an inordinate amount of your headspace.

>>8731597
She didn't even stream the Ironmouse collab so this is entirely possible. Truly might just be chaperone duty when ID members who actually play Apex left Ollie out to dry

>>8731729
implying that schizos wont spin it that it was mori's idea all along and she just wanted to throw ollie under the bus

>>8731809
Mori you don't have to shield other holos from their own stupid decisions.

I swear to fucking GOD I am getting SICK and TIRED of you stupid NIGGERS doing this entire motherfucking faggoted CONNOR TIMELOOP that I am litereally going to WATCH that FUCKING VIDEO that you IDIOTS keep LINKING TO that supposedly proves that Connor is some INSIDIOUS MADMAN THAT IS GOING TO RAPE YAGOO AND TAKE OVER ALL OF HOLOLIVE AND I swear to fucking GOD if this is such a HUGE NOTHINGBURGER I'm gonna SHITPOST YOU ALL TO DEATH

>>8731830
For a second I forgot how global thinks, so you are probably right.

Have any of you guys gotten your Mori merch yet? I'm trying to be patient but the need to cuddle with my reaper wife is costing me some sanity points

>>8731830
>then why Is it on Ollie's channel?

There's a simple answer to that narrative though. People from global (the ones there for actual stream and vtuber discussion) know that Ollie's been a bigger Connor bait than Mori

>>8732062
The first time one of these types of posts has spoken straight facts. Here's the continuation of the chuuni comic from a couple days ago from that artist https://twitter.com/_portablepotato/status/1431039911818260480?s=21

>>8732062
It is a nothingburger. But that doesn't stop an anti from being an anti, So don't stop being a dead beat.

>>8732062
No... you know what? No. FUCK YOU. I AM NOT going to watch that FUCKING VIDEO and I'm just going to FUCKING ASSUME that you're all ASSMAD over some BRITISH FAGGOT because he looks like the SAME CUNT THAT STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND back in fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL and you still haven't been able to GET OVER IT for a FUCKING DECADE and the video is just this asshole shilling his own SHITTY EDM REMIX ALBULM and you GODDAMN RETARDED ASS BACKWARD NIGGERS need to SHUT THE FUCK UP about your MOTHERFUCKING OSHI CONNOR for the LAST. MOTHERFUCKING. GODDAMN. TIME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway, MORI LOVE

>>8732656
"Based."

>>8729726
>a 5D chess plan by Mori herself
anon, mori thinks 'complicated' rhymes with 'complicated'

>>8732846
Is she not wrong?

>>8732846
you can rhyme two words with the same syntax but different meaning.

>>8732846
I posted a link to what many conserder to be Jidenna's best song, and definitely his most popular, and he rhymed "hostile" with "hostel".

>>8732846
How do people still not get this? Repetition is lyrical, too.

>>8733208
God I fucking love the double Mori.
Collab onegai

>All that doxx shit happening to the Owl.

Poor Girl. Took the heat off Mori but Christ.

>>8733374
The heat was already off when the SEA schizos finally went to bed. That happened a few hours later, and it's already dissipating since it's just the same shit from here being peddled by the same people but on 5ch to make it seem more authentic.

Jesus chirst you fucking Doxeats stop talking about it. You shouldn't care. By talking about it you're only maintaining interest in it

Mori

I agree

same

>>8733687
>death sensei made bubba cry
your oshi is alright deadkeks

>Mori wins the tournament unironically through sheer bullshit
BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ

>>8733792
We haven't forgotten what you did.

>>8733936
>NANI!? MORI DORIFTO!?

>>8733936
>Everybody is too busy attacking each other nobody notices Our Boy waltz into 1st place

It can happen

I finally had time to watch the MV and god damn do I fucking love Mori.

My favorite part of Mori is "yes".

Mori

Won't watch Apex
Won't watch Connor
Ollie is dumb
Ollie is cute
I'm still a deadbeat
She'll still be my Mori

Who gave her a list of my turn ons and told her to compile them all into one video? Might not be good for the heart, but thank you!

>>8735685
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4

>>8735684
This. I hope Mori reads this and doesn't bother with a POV stream. Just be there for your Kouhai and relax.

>gets curious about those who are speculating about the owl
>don't know anything about the owl
>Look at Mumei's loading screen
>this artstyle seems very familia-
FUCK.

>>8736009
based retard doxposter

>>8735920
This. Antis are running out of steam so they'll blame ollie's shit on mori

>>8736064
was following her because she's cute and her artstyle is comfy.

btw? Best pic on the MV?

>>8736009
I like her original song. She has her own distinctive style that is unique in HoloEN.
I accidentally got too deep in the Reine roommate when I tried tracing the Redshift+Rachie connection. Whoops. Man, that girl is powerful.

>>8735684
Based reasonablebeat.

>>8736285
ANON LOVE

>>8736193
this one

Mori

>>8736443
It was really nice of Mori to give us these wallpapers, but man that compression is killing me
oh I get it

>>8736367
>>8736443
AAAAAAAAAAAAA. Mori, If you're reading this. THE THIRD COSTUME MUST HAVE THAT LOW PONYTAIL.

>>8736538
you fell right into her trap

Anyone in Ollie's membership? No, I don't want to talk about the collab. I want to ask about the management's preferential treatment for EN and leaving ID to the dust. Did she really voice it out? What about Reine and Anya's thoughts on that? I can always ask /hlgg/ but it's a bit too rrat infested today, and there's no /ollie/ general.

>>8736582
MORI! Please if you are reading this HAVE THE THIRD COSTUME SHOW AS MUCH LEG AS POSSIBLE.

MORI IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

>>8736673
You'd get more mileage out of global anyway since that's got nothing to do with Mori. Maybe try /mep/ if you're that worried

>>8736718
MORI IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN ANYTHING
BUT I WOULD PREFER IF YOU WORE SOMETHING THAT ACCENTUATES YOUR WIDE, CHILD-BEARING HIPS

>>8736761
MORI I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE BEAR MY CHILDREN

MORI IF YOU'RE READING THIS CAN YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING

MORI IF YOU SEE THIS I'M NOT VERY CREATIVE BUT I WANT TO HAVE A CIGAR WITH YOU AND DO THAT WEIRD THING REVY AND ROCK DO IN BLACK LAGOON WHERE THEY LIGHT EACH OTHERS CIGARETTE IN LIKE A WEIRD KIND OF KISS. GOD THATS SO ROMANTIC AND I WANT TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU

MORI IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OP IS A FAGGOT

bros...
I can't take it anymore
the bully MV has me gosling

>>8737030
>Mori is one of the few Holos to even be associated with smoking
>Almost 0 art of her smoking
I'm just in so much pain

>>8736774
I don't want to admit it but the increasing number of EN-speaking holos and Mori's own friend group means we'll eventually turn into a mori-centric /hlgg/ as opposed to normal aka ame-centric /hlgg/.

>>8737059
I'm surprised neither Mamaloni or Kiara have said anything about it, they're both big fans of Mori's music.

I'm still waiting for her to take the jacket off

>>8737416
Mamaloni's been watching Interstellar since she woke up, give it time.

>>8737542
biggest cocktease of the century

You think her mom is bustling with BEAUTY just like her daughter?

>>8737416
I didn't realize Kiara actually liked Mori's music. What if she's secretly a deadbeat?

Mori leading HoloMyth to protect HoloCouncil from Orcschizo Prime!

>>8737542
Jujube may be a god-tier rigger, but he's also a massive coward.

>>8737944
what does this even mean!?

Gura likes Mori's music even before Holo, Kiara also does.

>>8737944
While I don't think Kiara is actually a deadbeat, she is a big fan of Mori, said so multiple times.

>>8737964
Hope Mori doesn't burn in flames as a result

>>8738343
Coward

>>8738192
I'm pretty sure it's a team effort too. Gura and Ame probably will do something too.

Chumbud here, just wanted to say that bully is amazing and so is Mori.

>>8738715
"Based."

>>8738715
Thanks. Gura is also pretty cute.

>>8738715
Thanks man. I membered Gura this week.

>>8738715
Thanks man, Gura is pretty amazing too, I feel Reflect can stand shoulder to shoulder with any of Mori's songs.
And I'm not just saying that because she is in this thread

>>8738715
I love your oshi just as much as mine (a liitle bit less tho)

>>8738909
If I'm burning a 450 PhP a month, I'll be using it for Mori, Gura and Kronii

Do you think Gura's little dyke heart cries out in pain because she is just as much the subject of Bully as >we are?

>>8738715
I hope Gura is successful in her conquest of all hololive girl's purities. I will not fight her for Mori's for I know she is too strong

>>8738715
Thanks Gura, you're pretty cool too

>>8738998
Who am I kidding? I'll be roping in Mumei too.

>>8739179
>>8738998
>Bonebros + ???

>>8739036
>Deep in discord there is a private server consisting solely of Hololive members of all branches of all languages and time in the company
>Its members adhere to a clandestine pact to never reveal its existence or what goes on there
>Its purpose...hornyposting about Mori, fanart of Mori, smut fics of Mori, even dox of Mori
>One member threatened to reveal its existence to Mori...and she was promptly dealt with

>>8739246
>Kronii has similar physical attributes as Mori as well as the cringekino and sex voice
>Mumei has Mori's shyness and dorkiness
>Civilization + Time = Death

>>8739531
>Kronii is Mori + Narcissism
>Mumei is "Seiso" Gura
Wtf

>>8737880
dunno
but her sister looks pretty good too

I'm going to murder every single one of you motherfuckers in cold blood god please shut the fuck up

>>8739761
this is when doxxfaggotry is going too far

>>8737880
probably? i just imagine a hag mori but speaks like a JK

Control yourself Doxbeats this shit isn't even about Mori anymore

>>8739828
>>8739822

and then you got shot into a work, He was talking about the rat.

>>8739969
big if true
She's cute but Sana has quickly become my favorite of EN2

I just love her a lot, bros, even when she's making me cringe with her social ineptitude or how irreparably bad she is at video games

>>8740061
she just plays the wrong games most of the time. Most of the games she does like are either really niche ones, or owned by Atlus

>>8739833
Now I am imagining regular Mori in 10-15 years talking the exact same way she does now and our kids going "Mom! Nobody talks like that anymore your embarrassing us!"

>>8740140
Good news! I am working to make this a reality! Please wish us luck as we work to raise our children!

>>8738715
Thanks. I love Reflect too. I'm glad Gura finally has her original song. Hope there's more to come.

>>8740234
That's weird, I don't remember replying to myself.

>>8740140
>I am imagining regular Mori in 10-15 years talking the exact same way she does now
Future Mori...
If her reaper body does grow at all I'm sure she'll age like fine wine. Pic Related

A month ago I was so sure that this outfit would have been used for TGRIALS, but seeing it now I couldn't imagine it fitting nearly as well as it does with Bully. Sasuguh Mori

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88063248

>>8741022
>Future Mori looks like Future Mikuru

>>8741167
bro...

>>8741022
Future Mori is M-Sama, Hololive English Manager

>>8741306
S-Sugoi!

>>8741343
MORI STILL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE

>>8739822
I FUCKING FEAR KOWAIOPE MURDERIN AND I WANT TO RUN FROM THIS DORK, HIDE FROM THIS DORK, AND BEG FOR MY LIFE TO THIS DORK, BEG WHILE LAYING OUT MY BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT SHE IS JUST TOO MUCH OF A TERRIFYING DORK OF A MURDERER

>>8738715
Gura cute and I really hope the cover on the 31st is with her.

Do you think Mori has done any driving these past few days to get ready for the tournament?

>>8742496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhy6HjnAGk
She just watches this on repeat.

>>8742496
I think she has resigned to being in the back of the pack. She will try her best but probably has no illusions of winning.

>>8742496
she probably drove more IRL than in Mario
not a transferable skill, sadly

>>8742685
>tfw she's a GT autist when she was younger.

>>8742496
She mentioned when she spoke with Anya that she's OK being last with Anya.

>>8742496
Probably not, but I kinda hope she at least booted it up for a little sitting on the couch while her mom watches the Real Housewives.

>>8742685
I hope for a future where AR makes IRL mario kart into a reality

>>8730428
>no 1920x1080 versions
Damn. I hope Mori is able to fix the artifact problem.

>>8741863
>BU
>Blue with haste
>1/1 skeleton counters
>Uses numbers instead of words for "four"
>6cc for 4/4
>regenerate keyword in [current year]
>No creature type
0/10 horrible card, doesn't fit the theme nor the color pie. Doesn't even use the correct syntax. Try again next time.

>>8736285
HANA LOVE

>>8743423
Forgot to reinstall Magic Set Editor. Will try again later

>I love Bully...
>I hate Bully...
>I feel bad for falling in love with Mori
>Mori feels bad for making me fall in love with her
>I feel bad for having made Mori feel bad
W-WE ARE

>>8743461
https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Color
>Black doesn't see anything as fundamentally immoral. To black, the only measure of right and wrong should be whether or not it leads to success. Black is open to opportunities and strategies rejected by others as taboo or forbidden—death, torment, infection, betrayal. Black characters will do anything to ensure their own well-being even at the expense of others; to black, anything less only allows others to do the same. Thus, black does everything possible to gain the only commodity that can secure it from weakness, and ensure its ability to get whatever it needs or wants—power.

>Above all else, Red values freedom. It wants to do what it wants when it wants, to whom it wants, and nobody can tell it otherwise. In summary, Red thinks that all you have to do is listen to your heart and simply act accordingly, letting your emotions guide you. Red loves life much more than any other color and so it believes that all people must live to its fullest. Red believes that life is an adventure, that it would be much more fun if everyone stopped caring about rules, laws, and personal appearances and just spent their time indulging their desires through experience. Red doesn't live its life questioning choices it has made and lives in the moment; Red is spontaneous and embraces every adventure put before it. Red is the color of immediate action and immediate gratification. If it wants something, it will act on its impulses and take it, regardless of the consequences. Red embraces relationships and knows passion and loyalty and camaraderie and lust. When Red bonds with another, it bonds strongly and fiercely.

>Green doesn't want to change the world, it wants everybody to accept the world as it is. Green is convinced that the world already got everything right. Green tries to coexist with it instead of trying to change it, regulate it, norm it, or take advantage of it. Green is the color of nature and interdependence. It believes that the natural order is a thing of beauty and has all the answers to life's problems, that obeying the natural order alone is the best way to exist and thus favors a simplistic way of living in harmony with the rest of the world. This can often lead to it being perceived as a pacifistic color, as it does not seek to make conflict with the other colors as long as they leave it alone and do not disrespect nature.

She's either Red/Black or Red/Black/Green. Very appropriate because Jund has Devour mechanics, fitting for both Bully and Reflection.

>>8743750
>Black doesn't see anything as fundamentally immoral.
Are we still talking about card games?

>>8743781
things...changed, at least in mtg

>>8743781
Are we?