/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Hey /nasfaq/, buy my GF.

ohhh sex

>>8795752

Daily Reminder
>>8700000
>>8777774

>>8795803

How do I do, chief?

BIG FAT DIVIDENDS

>>8795875
Outlook not good

>>8795849
stop i can’t take it anymore

>>8795875
>No octoina
You're doing awful

>>8795849

>>8795875
These tea leaves say you're fucked if you're anything but an account that's less than a week old.

>>8795875
>273 coins
>more than half of it is Ayamy
>30 Nana
You're doing bad. You're investing in no-change mamacoins who don't have scheduled streams and rarely gain value. Get rid of them ASAP, they give disgustingly low dividends and you're MUCH better off putting that money into 1-2 guras at adjustment and then sell them later, or whatever coin dipped that day.
I won't even talk about the spread, you SHOULD be daytrading and 161 Ayamy is the opposite of money.
Play the adjustments, sell the shitcoins, from there for a while buy red sell green as much as you can.

Less than 3 hours left for EN2 divs, which one is it going to be? Moon or Bog? Hope or Cope? Heaven or Hell?

>>8796200
My Sana mpp is 3.5k, there is now way I get bogged

Reminder: Bogs are temporary. You only lose if you sold.

>>8794190
Once your net worth crosses a certain threshold whether you choose to do x or y makes/feels like there's no difference. Let's use 200m for example, you will be getting around 45m for dividends. If you do your due diligence and play adjustments, schedule reps, buy the dips (which you have more than enough money for) you still have a truck load of money to spend on dividends. Buying 800-1000 or so of the obvious top div coins will still leave you with a good amount of money and as you go down the list, the difference between buying coin A or coin B is very minimal.

>>8796200
My current star charts and numerological divinations indicate that you can expect EN2 to give between 2.5~4k dividends.
They should have better weekly performance than IRyS' first week after all, none of them dropped THREE AM APEX.

>>8795875
Alex, I'm going to go with:
>What is "hating dividends"?

>>8796200
I overinvested in them. I absoltely expect them to be 1-2k normalcoins or even worse, because I did that gamble. We'll see how much subticks matter over a week, but seriously? I don't think we'll see the returns we imagined.
Why did I invest? Just to have a lot ready before anyone else buys in on the off-chance they moon and make some sick money. It's all hopium.

>>8796362
EN2 did everything I expected them to do, but for none of the reasons I was expecting it.
I was right, but I was incorrect. I'm expecting this trend to continue.

hello if we ever get new coins please Tamakicoin and by extension Noripro thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxTUD0k_6p8

>>8796506
NoriPro does IP control similarly to how Nijisanji does. Don't forget that we're basically a game centered around numbersfagging. Directed and supportive numbersfaggotry is still numbersfaggotry.

>>8796200
I WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN THE 15K DIVIDENDS I WAS PROMISED

>>8796459
you'll still play the long game. Why would you sell at 9k with an MPP of 7-8k with 1-2k divvies? They will still have their times, right now it's Kronii.

>>8796590
fuck I hate Noripro now.

wait a minute when's divvies, midnight? it's just two more hours might as well stay awake, for some reason I am.

>>8796590
We've established last that that the nijisanji rules perfectly allowed for the coins to be added in nasfaq, I wouldn't be surprised noripro is fine with it too

bog potential: high

>>8796797

Have to go to sleep, pray for my mental health that the EN2 deliver

>>8796716
they can take down the site if one niji chuuba demands it. there's is a reason why there are so little niji fangames alive right now

>>8797014
with those numbers? Hope for the debut buff and even that wears off next week, we're fucked.

>>8796716
https://site.nicovideo.jp/atsumaru/vgame/
or the en niji browser game: https://impomu.com

>>8797026
So can hololive. Cover has the same stipulations that ultimately they decide if what you did follows the guidelines or not. Every company has the same rules, because it's dumb not to have them.
It's meant to take down stuff that is straight up bad for their image, like a game where you'd gore up the chuubas or something, not some autistic number game

>>8797159
>game: https://impomu.com
Calling that a "game" is pushing it Anon. It's a soundpost with a counter.
When the fuck did I click that 16 times?

I don't have to tell you things are bad.
Everybody knows things are bad.
It's a depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvZI8BsSxw

>>8797217
>It's meant to take down stuff that is straight up bad for their image
niji don't like numberfaggotry anon. or being compared too

>>8797267
that's all the fangames i can find in niji, makes you think if nijisanji really that popular in jpn. either people are lying or anycolor ain't that benevolent to their fans

>>8797274
Then why haven't they asked social blade to take down their numbers or something? Because they don't care, it's a back up rule to allow them to take down ACTUAL bad content that TECHNICALLY follows the guidelines otherwise

>>8797402
>Then why haven't they asked social blade to take down their numbers or something?
They have no right to ask Social Blade to take their numbers down. Nobody does. Exquisite false equivalence.

>>8797402
youtube api is public domain i think.

>>8797402
Anyone who asks this stupid question is fucking braindead and has no idea what they are talking about.

>>8797274
Go ahead then, show me the games that anycolor or noripro has taken down

>>8797924
>>8797381
pretty hard to find shit if people wont make them anon at the first place lmao

>>8796506
>>8796644
Please tell me is a girl, knowing its from
>NoriPro
tells me the contrary

not shitting on nijifans but is this a fan issue, skill issue, or a company issue i really don't know

>>8798044
all of them are girls, even the "dude". reps, meds.

hello are there any muslims ITT or people familiar with islam faith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXna06Hv1GU
tl;dr: is this fucking haram, I think it SUCKS.

>>8796506
>posting this
Anon, you are going to get it stuck in my head again....

someone help out these two, seems they switched crowns by accident or something.

>>8798365
kind of the point desu it's good

>>8798372
if we could swap them we would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei7-riVCeYs

>>8798741
teaching english to an aussie

>>8798334
Yes. There is nothing haram about the audio. An extreme textualist would tell you that the animation itself is haram. It fucking sucks either way.

90 minutes till divvyday. Show me your warface

Presenting the G.U.R.A. report for this week.

For those not aware, the G.U.R.A. report is intended to show the breakdowns of high-profile coins in the wallets of the 20 highest-ranked players with open wallets. For this week, the following coins were used:
>Highest Dividend - Marine
>Highest Value - Marine (2nd Place used, which was Hololive)
>Highest Volume - Pekora
>Player's Choice Coins: Kronii and Subaru

Please refer to the link in the OP for more details.

>>8798862

>>8798959
>yfp with almost 2x more Kronii than Cypher
oh shit

>>8799193
he also bought those at a premium topkek

>>8798862
You saved your layers in the png...

>>8799307
sending the dick pic as we speak

>talonglover
checks out flip man

>>8799307
Sneed's inbox about to be picrel
To all the others, it's dangerous to go alone, take this uBlock Origin rule with you
>! 2021-08-27 https://nasfaq.biz
>nasfaq.biz##.profile-email > input
Click the "UO" icon, click the gears at the bottom left, click "My Filters" and paste those two lines in without the leading ">".

So, uh, what's gonna happen when divs + hatoons bog collide?

>>8799307
>>8798862

>>8799589
IT DELETED MY EMAIL WHAT THE FUCK

>>8799589
How come I can't login to my e-mail anymore?

>>8799589
not this time you haaton slut. last time i ran one of your scripts it bogged the server and got me muted

>>8795634
everyone with mumei in their wallets deserve the rope

>>8799827
who?

>divvy day again
>didn't prepare
>my ass is still leaking because of ina sex
>my haatonsheet isn't working
>don't even know how to play anymore
should I just sell everything and buy ina?

I only accept sex on my emails. Thanks in advance
>uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse

>>8799827
>fuckin dot-matrix Okidata shit
My sides.

>>8799827
mumei? more like muwhore

>>8799958
ina sexxxxx

poor form, /nasfaqg/ >>8799999 >>880000

>>8799827
Agreed, brother.

>>8800101
The takos are setting up their scripts for >>8888888

>>8800174
>post not found

>>8800210

>>8800210
Don't you dare use her face the next time you decide to let us all know how dumb you are.

Hi-
I'm going to be rolling out an update to the server, so the market will be closed for a short period of time. This will include the changes to the API that devchama described earlier. Thank you.

floor ID 36dc5a19-8cc9-4406-8d43-495ad0ba7043

>>8800685
right now?

hey anemachi holdings, if you're here bud, just wanna let you know im rooting for ya. Get on the oshiboard already.

>>8801018
he's dead

>>8801018
go groom someone else faggot

MARKET CLOSED
ALARM
MARKET CLOSED

>>8800685

>>8801090
>not grooming widdle little baby accounts for your oshiboard

>>8801190
I love that video.

Devchammers here, not posting this on the floor because >updating but just for some more info: the API changes are basically going to control what information you pull better using query parameters. This will brick older sheets because you will have to input query parameters in order to get any information but it should make it easier going forwards by reducing the volume of data you pull from the server. If you need documentation on this, please await zhonk's writeup which will take a little bit of time. Also:

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please note that tomorrow at 2 PM ET we will be killing all sessions in order to wipe out the buys/sells on any inactive accounts that are still running spreadsheets. Thank you for your cooperation! We hope this time isn't too inconvenient for everyone. If anybody has any questions or comments I'll be open to take them.

>>8801305

>>8801305
>IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please note that tomorrow at 2 PM ET we will be killing all sessions in order to wipe out the buys/sells on any inactive accounts that are still running spreadsheets.

>>8801305

>>8801305
can you guys start randomly closing the market to simulate the sheetbogs? thanks

>>8801305
Maybe a dumb question but if I leave my bot going on my laptop when I go to work and all sessions are killed will the zhonkbot automatically restart?

>>8801305
TY

>>8801305
>no bans
I feel nothing for you but disappointment. Justice for caustholo.

https://streamable.com/rx2rzv
Buy Irys for being BASED and not caring about faggots opinions

>>8801480
You'll get logged out. Leave TeamViewer open or something.

>>8801507
>actually saying traps
>a LOT
I'm buying all of the IRyS. Fuck Twitterfags.

>>8801507
irys? more like creampirys

>>8801422
Flare is cool.

>>8801480
Devchama here, anon, this isn't a precision drone strike, we're firing for effect. You will be getting logged out. If you're concerned over that do as >>8801510 suggests and use some kind of remote access tool or run it on a mobile phone.

>>8801510
Okay I will go to work 5 minutes late then.

>>8801305
so no punishment for the retards who fucked everyone else's trades for AN ENTIRE WEEK? I have copies of the old sheet and when you release that documentation I will bog the living shit out of you by running 5000 copies of bogsheets with limiters off. you left me no choice.

>>8801480
anon, the weekend...

>>8801654
She can't help it, 3rd gen best gen.

>>8801736
I work 7 days a week...

>>8801717
I hope they ban you and only you

>>8801758
being a NEET isn't a real job

The wallet sheet is now dead. I hope the Haatontrader niggers are proud of themselves.

Is the update out?

>>8801874
good, we wont have anymore MPP discussions
the haatons made the wallet sheet [/spoilers]

>>8801717
Devchama here, we will be ban (You) in every way we can if you do that. If you want us to mute every faggot here who used a sheet then we'd have to mute a good portion of the playerbase.
>>8801874
It should be an easy fix. Uh, if that anon is here I'm sure I could give some guidance as to what the appropriate query should be. I'm sure they could also figure it out on their own too.

>>8801982
you can't ban me if all you have are google IPs. taking out the session only stops me from using buy/sells but everything else is free territory unless you lock the full site behind a login

>>8801969
I know they did, I think it might have actually been the same Haaton. I was referring to the people like >8801717 shitposting or otherwise.

>>8802112
Devchama here, we can and will impose a quota on Google IPs if you do that. It's not that difficult. All you'll do is earn the ire of the people in the thread and accomplish nothing. We can also ban them if we really wanted to. No skin off our nose.

ignore the shitposter.there's a reason he's screaming to the void and demanding shit like he owns the place. he's an american

>>8802339
>we can and will impose a quota on Google IPs if you do that.
>We can also ban them if we really wanted to.
this is exactly what you should do. none of this "everyone did it so it's fine bullshit"

>>8802381
he's just trying to secure his oshiboard

did the leaderboard brick? It gives me a white screen

>>8802381
>he's an american
kek'd

>>8801752
I respectfully disagree, NePoLaBo a qt.

>>8802490
incredibly based taste

>>8802458
yup, don't tell anyone though, we know
I mean, uhh, works on my machine

>>8801305
Devchama, the leaderboard and activity pages still makes the old calls and crashes...

>>8802458
>>8802564
>>8802574
ZHOOOOOOOOONK

>MARKET CLOSED
MARKET CLOSED

>>8802667

I know some are getting scared of buying EN 2, but consider this webm

Devchama here, hang in there, still applying some changes to a few pages.

>>8802935
selling all EN2, this is absolutely disgusting

>>8802935
I will now buy your autistic coin

>>8802935
also consider this

>>8802574
getLeaderboard is also returning a null networth for everyone.

REMINDER FOR EVERYONE TO TURN ON SUPERCHAT BULLET HELL

Devchama if you're still awake is there an ETA on updating the autotrader to support 5 digit trades?

>>8802935
The clock woman already won me over, no mumei coins for me
>captcha wsexx

>>8803024

>>8803206
Devchama here, Soon™, we're aware of the need.

>change broke the wallet analysis
>can't see my divvie %
Nyo...

The divvies...

Not bad, overall

I accept your tithe, honk.

>>8803434
>Sana gave me a 60% return

>>8803550
based gyaru

Finally broke 10m in divvies

>1 sec market closed
the red fast looping on my profile looks pretty

>He thought he was getting 15k divies from EN2

I can't see the leaderboard

Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Finally my first million, and I'll enjoy it with my girlfriend!!!
https://youtu.be/F5-oCyBQW8k

I'm never wrong, but I'm sometimes incorrect: >>8796282

Why. Why has shit views

>>8803728
he said 15k per coin so technically if he sells Kronii right now he is getting 15k+ per coin

2k liquid to this. love div day

can you niggers sell Kronii now?

I ACCIDENTALLY SOLD A RUSHI COIN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8803729
Read the thread.

>>8803899
dumb watamelonposter

>market closed

Big dick money

>>8803808
I will never sell Kronii even if she's going down tomorrow, going to keep buying till I hit like 1000.

>>8803739
congrattutrasyonn!

it's one of those days again

how was I able to sell coins using zhonkbot while market was closed? Is this some kind of glitch?

>>8804011
anon I'm trying to argue retarded semantics I do not care about your financial decisions

>>8803728
You didn't get 15k+ for your coins?

>>8804080
black market coins, sorry you're gonna get grassed

>>8803728
>grudgeposting on bait

Hi-
Sorry, small bug with the leaderboard has been fixed, you should be able to see it now.

>>8804171
zhonk i can't see my dick can you fix that too

If you just superchat your entire dividends we can finally be together

>>8804249
Takeshi...

>>8803358
Devchama, if you're still here. I was able to get the Haaton "Wallet Analyzer" functioning again using the new API calls with minimal effort. I am not its author, and I'm also retarded.

When it started to chug and chug, and chug, AND CHUG I noticed the second page, "Transactions", which I paid no mind to after I initially set it up.

It requests the full transaction history. Regularly.

To the Haatonsheet author. If and when you decide to bring this thing back, I suggest you implement the "fix" that I did:
>Completely remove the "Transactions" page.
>Make nothing about it "automatic".

The only things it "needs" to do to show you your dividends are get your wallet and get the dividends. Nothing about this thing should be regularly polling the server. Ever.

The "Transactions" page was never accurate to begin with, which is why I never bothered looking at it. It updated on its own, whether or not you ever looked at it.

It also continued to do that even if you left a sheet "alone". I copied this sheet to keep records of my weekly dividends, now I'm hunting through every single one of them to neuter and delete your scripts.

And in case I wasn't clear enough, that means that all of the shit that your "Transactions.gs" was doing needs to fucking go.

>>8804337
>haatons code like pigs
It keeps happening

>>8804337
This is why I deleted ALL of the sheets, not just the trader.

last week/this week

>>8804518
tft-kun...

Oshiboard has been updated.

>>8804337
This is been pointed out before, both the haaton sheet and the wallet analyzer (once the auto setup is clicked once) run once every minute. The analyzer sheet calls for the leaderboard which is quite big.

>>8804518
m-mogu.......

>>8804438
It's also everything beyond Line 145 in "Functions.gs".
>The God damn thing polled the full history at the same time every day for every user, for every copy of the Wallet Analyzer that was ever made after that wretched function was introduced.
Jesus Christ dude...why did you think this was a good idea?!
>>8804712
I thankfully never clicked the Auto Setup in it, ever. But even if you just click "Update" on the Dividends side of things, it gets the full history to update the Transactions page. Even if you didn't put your user-id in there...

>>8804064
stop changing oshis you pomunigger

>>8805011
meant to reply >>8804518

>>8803739
Took you long enough

Selling all of my EN2 coins. It is unlikely they will be this high ever again.

>>8805079

>tfw want to oshichange to kronii but since i'm in top20 everyone's going to notice

>>8805344
just do it no one really cares

>>8805344
you never deserved your oshi.

>>8805417
What if I love both of my oshis equally?

>>8805344
M-さん, Sayonara
Ayunda, Rean, we already know you've no loyalty

>>8805344
same

>>8805344
I miss you :(

>>8805545
You would multiacc into top 20! like haatron

>>8805604

>Walletfags were behind the bog all this time
Konnui, get the pitchforks and torches! Someone is gonna die for this.

>>8805858
konnui's dead

>>8805666
>multiacc
I would if her coin is in the game

>>8805858
Konnui could still use the bogbotsheets without making his wallet public.
He could even modify the divvies sheet to use his session and read his wallet directly, again allowing him to keep his wallet closed.

>>8805930
>The only person NOT bogging the server is dead

>>8806047
>implying the top players ever used the wallet analyzer

>>8805930
I couldn’t care less about his death and his wallet

>>8805994
Pretty sure divvies sheet > autotrader sheet in boggin. Cus I have never used the divvie sheet but always used the autotrader and I have never been muted or got a warning.

>>8805604
dasvidaniya tampa, time to go back to fixing my sankisei ratios

Honk, the bottom coins in the autotrader don't get sold. Any advice?

>>8806390
Manual

>>8806390
how many coins are you trading? I'm at 36 and all of them are running ok

>>8806225
The divvies sheet used no sessionid, so they can't link it back to an account, they just know it's coming from a google ip

>>8806271
Cheers. I'm going to keep riding this tricycle of a pirate ship to the moon, or into the ground.

>>8806582
all.

>>8805344
If you're going to change your oshi icon, I'll revert mine

>selling EN2 coins
Idiots. Thanks for lowering the price.

>>8806680
I spent about 15 minutes "unbogging" the divvies sheet in order to safely use it just to check on my divvies. Anyone using it could've still technically been identified***.
It requested the leaderboard, dividends, history - all theoretically anonymous, without using a session token. It then also directly requested YOUR wallet.
***You can put whatever user-id you want in there. So it doesn't really say anything about who was making the requests.

>>8806975
cypher was getting called out because I set up multiple divvy sheets pulling his info, poor bastard

ILL GET YOU BITCH. ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME YOU RAT. hey hi sorry about this mikobro just excuse me thanks.

>>8806975
>YOUR wallet
Hold on let me put in the wallet of someone I hate so that the devs assume that was him and ban him
see the problem there?

>>8807047
lol, you nigger
I'm still not done with this thing either. I am having a hard time figuring out why it needed the leaderboard in the first place. Please do bear in mind, I'm retarded, but if I'm understanding this correctly...this thing...pulled the entire fucking leaderboard...just..to tell you whether or not your wallet was public.
>>8807149
did you see all the asterisks and the spoiler text?! I know ya did, you used spoilers too!!!

>>8806837
you don't need to sell everything just because it's friday!!

>>8805930
Not if I can help it

>>8807358
Please stop buying her.

>>8806975
>>8807209
>this thing...pulled the entire fucking leaderboard...just..to tell you whether or not your wallet was public.
So if I private my wallet, then I am safe?

>>8807489
Yes and no. I guess it also polled the leaderboard to find your user-id.

>>8807489
...safe? safe from what? I think you're not following

>>8807589
>...safe? safe from what?
Other people requesting my wallet for the divvie sheet.

>>8807728
I mean, sure they couldn't know (easily, calculating from the whole transaction history is still a thing) but that wouldn't affect you in any way that'd make you "safer"

>>8807728
>he doesn't know

Haatonsheets author, if you bring the wallet sheet back, remove the getLeaderboard call and all of the code that relied on it. Using it in that manner to figure out user-ids is almost sinful. I know you wanted to make it "easier" for people to use, but
>requesting the full leaderboard

>>8808210
You don't even need to check the leaderboard to see if the wallet is open, getUserWallet will return success = false.
You know, almost like that was the point of that variable.

>>8808306
It didn't request it explicitly for that, it was just where I happened to stop reading. It did throw an exception if your wallet was closed, but getUserWallet requires a user-id. It takes your username, and checks the FULL LEADERBOARD for your user-id.

>>8808392
uh that sounds like a convenience feature to get the user id if you only typed your user name, it's not a problem by itself. Does it also run if the user id is given and after that?

>>8804337
>>8804712
Devchama here, THEY FUCKING WHAT!?

>>8808850
Time to nuke google IPs, devchama

>>8808551
I thought so as well Anon.
I reverted some of my changes, and went back to an older, more intact copy. I left the getUserLeaderboard call in there but removed the references from the part that would've parsed your user-id. I deliberately "re-broke" the actual URL for the getUserLeaderboard API call. I left my user ID in the form, meaning it should not have required any access to the leaderboard.
It fucking calls the full leaderboard even if your user ID is in there, the "while (true)" part of the code doesn't seem to work, or I just don't understand it. And it dumps it into "sheet=null" so there's no caching functionality. Every time this thing updated, it grabbed the leaderboard.
>>8808850
They fucking did.

>>8808850
>>8809198
ban the haaton that made the sheet for coding like a pig

Shouldn't have made a scene because of wallet hiders. Look who is laughing now.

>>8809198
>spoiler
Devchama here, THIS MOTHERFUCKER. WE WERE FUCKING WONDERING WHERE ALL THE LEADERBOARD SPAM CAME FROM. Also, I had to go deal with something that came up suddenly, zhonk tells me we were doing fine and nobody here seemed to be complaining, did the server survive?

Everyone in this thread be like "Smiles is a retard he can't code for shit" meanwhile they haven't contributed anything of value.

>>8809447
You can still use all bot sheet and the divvies sheet (with a modification) as a wallet hider. They are not exonerated of anything

>>8809550
maybe we'll start saying that when smiles makes something

>>8804337
anon, wtf, server abuser!

>>8809550
smiles is a retard who can't code AT ALL, the fuck are you talking about

>>8809550
who is smiles, did he make the sheet?

>>8809831
yes he's the default user entered into the wallet/autotrader sheet when you grab it for the firs time

>>8809554
Why would a wallet hider care about the divvie sheet? Why would a wallet hider waste time to modify something he doesn't care about?

>>8809872
>he doesn't know
The default's changed from cypher, to yfp, to the various haatons, to smiles.

>>8809550
I fucking knew smiles was a haaton...

>>8809550
what the fuck are you smoking? Smiles literally can't code

>>8809535
Yes, the server survived. I am trying not to say anything conclusive because I myself am not 100% sure and I'm retarded, I only know enough Python to use VapourSynth, knew enough TI-BASIC to piss my high school math teachers off, and little else but both the Google Scripts debugger and the sheet itself shit themselves (and halt) on the getLeaderboard call when I put the "old" URL back in.
Even with my user-id hardcoded into the script, supposedly precluding it from needing to check the leaderboard in the first place. It also ran noticeably faster once I ABAYO'd the getLeaderboard function from the script itself and just made anything that referenced it further down skip past it with the next error the script would've printed.

The two coding trannies are erping on Miko's superchats

>SIDF in this thread pretending it's not him
Your time is numbered.

Haaton-5 here, smiles is literally too retarded to be able to code something like the sheet.

Reminder that the haatons were testing a superchat script that also likely bogged the server

getting this to work at 3mb max was such a hassle

>Calling the entire fucking leaderboard
For what ACTUAL purpose, bro. Why on earth would you have needed that much information?

Devchama here, just to clarify before people go on a fucking witch hunt, no, it's not Smiles who made the sheet.

>>8810039
>It also ran noticeably faster once I ABAYO'd the getLeaderboard function
Do you mean even with the proper leaderboard calls? I would expect it to, the leaderboard is a massive pile of info THAT SOME MOTHERFUCKER CALLS REGULARLY.

Also, WHO THE FUCK NEEDS HISTORY IN FUCKING GOOGLE SHEETS. I get you guys like more data than we offer BUT HOLY FUCK, HISTORY IS RIGHT THERE. Did any of you actually know it was a thing? Much less use it? I'll quote zhonk here:
>rapes server by requesting the entire history every 2 seconds to get the updates so that I can see everything in a Google Sheets(TM) instead of just writing a socket client that receive updates
What the actual fuck people.

>>8810640
kek, nice one

OK, now I'm sure.
> if (userID != "") {
> Logger.log("Missing UserName");
> let userleaderboard = getUserLeaderboard('userid', userID, walletSheet);
> userName = userleaderboard["username"];
Unless I'm REALLY retarded, if you pre-fill your userID in the form...it calls the leaderboard anyways!
>>8810665
TO THE GALLOWS

>>8810640
kino

>>8804249
you know i can't do that...

>>8810640
Mori's so nice to give me divvies the day before she flatlines

>>8810665
Yes, I meant that the script ran noticeably faster with all of the leaderboard shit purged vs. with the proper "new" leaderboard call but all of the functions intact. It was calling it every single time, even if your userID was already in there.

>>8810640
good shit

>>8810665
>it's not Smiles who made the sheet.
Bullshit, it's clearly that retard, have you ever SEEN smiles? He has "I'll bog the servers and blame the haatons" written ALL over his forehead.
We need to exterminate smiles!

>>8810640
It's beautiful.

>>8810801
mind sharing your edited sheet? I can't code for shit

>>8810640
I love Moririn Kawaiiope so much

>>8810640
>pays you divs
>bogs herself into oblivion
>refuses to elaborate
>does it again a few days later

>>8810665
>no, it's not Smiles who made the sheet.
his boyfriend Big Plans made it but the cuck wants to give all the credit to smiles

>>8810901
Learn to code and make your own. The lazy do not deserve sheets anymore.
>>8810950
You're thinking of the other sheet Big Gay made that sends getDickPic API calls to devchama

>>8810870
The only thing we need to exterminate are the Takodachi. Hang them with their gay ribbon.

>>8811038
>no one has ever sent me getDickPic calls

>>8811038
where do I even start, I don't know anything about coding other than simple python
>>8811043
no

Devchama here, by the way, just to clarify how retarded this CALLING THE LEADERBOARD TO GET YOUR USERID is. This API exists: https://nasfaq.biz/api/getUserInfo . Log in, call it and, what would you know. IT FUCKING GIVES YOU YOUR USERID WHAT THE FUCK.

>>8810706
>>8810801
Why.

>>8811043
>Let's make swings for the Takodachis
That's sounds fun, I like your idea! Wanna swing with us then?

>>8810640
based

>>8811241
I wanna swing you to your death.

>>8810901
I ain't doing shit without the devs' explicit blessing.
>I am retarded
>it's not actually my code
>I removed all of the handholding information, you will have to find your userID on your own
>all I did was try and "clean it up" so that my autism could have recorded divvies for this week
All it does now is:
1. Check my wallet
2. Check the dividends
3. Check the market info
4. Do some math
It does not auto-update. It does not auto-configure. It does not forgive, it does not forget. It puts no more load on the server than opening the market tab, going to your profile, and checking the "Activity" page for the divvies amount. Potentially less, since it isn't loading any images, or loading the history/recent history on your way to the dividends.
I am torn between "some retard could end up making something far worse" and "I might also be a retard."
>>8811159
全然わからない
It never called getUserInfo. I am not going to include the ”new" API URLs, ie. I "re-broke" them, but this is what it checked in its un"fixed" state:
// Links
let walletUrl = "https://nasfaq.biz/api/getUserWallet?userid=";
let marketUrl = 'https://nasfaq.biz/api/getMarketInfo';
let dividendUrl = 'https://nasfaq.biz/api/getDividends';
let leaderboardUrl = 'https://nasfaq.biz/api/getLeaderboard';
let historyUrl = 'https://nasfaq.biz/api/getHistory'

>>8811159
To be fair, that sheet was made to not need the session, so it does this extremely poor code to get the user id anonymously from the username

>everyone though the autotrader was the problem
>it was actually the wallet sheet
lmao

>>8810640
The Mori experience...

>>8811488
No, they were both problems, it's just that we're discovering the wallet sheet was also a problem tonight

>>8811488
Oh, don't get me wrong. I still believe the auto-trader was a problem. I just couldn't be arsed to look at it, through it, or its code because I like zhonkbot.
If it wasn't 2 AM I'd start poking through the auto-trader's code as well.
And if the API changes weren't implemented, breaking the wallet sheet, I never would've looked through it or scrutinized what it was doing. The "original" dividends sheet did not have a "Transactions" page at all.

>>8811309
Devchama here, honestly at this point we might need to start vetting sheets that people want to post and making sure they're not bogging the server. Yours is probably okay to post and all the handholding needed for userid is to tell them to go to getUserInfo.
>>8811324
Anon, it takes maybe 2 sentences to tell the user to log in, click on the fucking API and fill it in themselves. Calling the leaderboard is excessive and not only that, they're making more work for themselves. It's the equivalent of using a fucking sledgehammer to slot in RAM into your motherboard. It might get the job done but you'll probably wreck the motherboard while you're at it.
>>8811488
Autotrader *was* a problem. It likely is no longer as much of a problem with the History calls removed, but the repeated API calls it does still puts more of a strain on the server than the zhonkbot.

I'm absolutely fucking astounded by the lengths some people have gone to to make more work for themselves and bog the server, simultaneously.

So I guess this guy was right
>>8696466
>The more I look at haaton code, the more I think they are trying to ddos the server.

>>8811757
Glad I could help? I'm going to bed now. I'll only post it after I can get another pair or two of eyes on it and once I shift it over to a burner Google account for people to view/copy it for their own use.
I couldn't fucking find this because I kept trying to type 熱い instead of あつい
>>8811904
Yes, but you do actually have to enable that function. I guess most people would've clicked the "Auto Setup" button and done so anyways.

>>8810640
You fucking wizard, I was literally just working on this

>>8810640
This is fucking good

>>8812422
And it's done. New OC for new OP.
We now have a recycleable RED OP for when Mori gets her routine Susan'ing.

I found away around the honkbot not selling all my coins. I got Nasfaq open both mozilla and chrome but with different list orders selling in parallel.

>>8813338
just use lynx

>>8813338
>using two browsers
open a second tab in firefox and set zhonkbot up twice if you're going to go that far

>make useful tools people want to use
>code them to DDOS the server
>release them
>playerbase DDOSes the servers for you, don't even have to pay for a DDOS service
based

>>8813398
Hey, that also works. Smart.

>>8813401
Which is worse, pretending to be retarded to crash the server with no survivors, or being uknowingly retarded and crashing the servers?

>>8813401
>Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by ignorance.
This board's made me unconsciously associate fans and their intelligence with their oshi. >Haato eats spiders for fun
I don't think he realized it was a problem.

>>8813308
Very nice
The mirrored red looks like it says bog if I look at it fast enough, I'm not off my meds I swear

>>8813447
Reading the script, copying the wallet sheet across five burner accounts, copying that sheet again 20 times per account, and then plugging in the top 20 players with open wallets.

>>8811757
Btw devchama, I know ms honk is redoing zhonkbot, but do you think you could push the fix krs and I posted on the floor? It's a pretty small change and would help us a lot while waiting for the full rework, and might fix the issues these guys above are having

>>8813499
You're not off your meds
That's one of the reasons I chose that specific screenshot.

>>8813536
Do you mean
>A proposed solution may be to keep a different counter for the delays and increment it only for those coins not currently on cooldown, and don't add any delay to those in cooldown
? If so then yeah, that's one of the fixes we're planning to roll out in the near future.

>>8813549
go one step further and actually edit it a bit to read closer to bog
>thin line closing the top of the new B
>curved line closing out the e to make an o
do it in black

>>8813398
>>8813348
I ended up having 5 tabs in parallel trading a portion of the coins each, it just works.

Towa is a whore

>>8813688
impressive

>>8813688
You're not even trying anymore. You're almost 70k posts off.

>>8813727
I'll leave the septs for the Takos. If they fail the game dies

>>8813770
The takos deserve nothing. They can't even code their own sheet, yet come here to beg for scraps.

>>8813688
Assuming Towa indeed worked such labor for a fee, what value would you place on her service?

>>8813836
5,619.64

>>8813868
yen

>>8813770
>if they fail
>Implying we're even gonna try

>>8813443
>>8813667
It only kind of works. The "newest" zhonkbot tab is the one that will get cached/saved locally. If you restart your browser for whatever reason, you'll have to set them all back up again.
>inb4 someone installs Edge, Edge Beta, Edge Dev, Chrome, Chrome Beta, Chrome Dev, Chrome Canary, Chromium, Firefox, Firefox Beta, and Firefox Nightly to run 11 concurrent zhonkbots
>dead, the haatonsheets are
>begun, the browsernigger wars have

>>8813924
>he doesn't use telnet
ngmi

>>8813924
>the multi-browser meta might actually be a thing.

>>8813688
>t. whore

I want to lick Flare's armpits

>>8814047
Yeah? How bad do you want to do it? Can you describe in vivid detail?

>>8814037
I mean, 50k yen for two hours sounds reasonable.

>>8813536
refresh the page ;)

>>8813946
>>8814017
I forgot Edge got Canary builds too.
>12 zhonkbots
Firefox "containers" would technically create a different session for each tab that "remembered" your zhonkbot settings as well.
>one Firefox container for each gen
>or for each coin
>56 zhonkbots, one coin each
>all in Firefox for as close to 10m cycles as possible
Oh God, what have I done.

>>8813770
>I'll leave the septs for the Takos.
Don't, I'm probably the most tech competent tako and I have no idea how to even get dubs because I don't actually care about post numerals. If you want it to be get in nasfaqg it'll have to be done by (You)

>>8813924
You forgot Opera.

I think we all know who's getting septs.

>>8814100
Plus if you go 4 hours you may as well get the full contact overnight package.
You can easily get a date that lasts 4 hours.

>>8814130
There are userscripts for GETs. They work just fine during slow hours, especially if you're only aiming for dubs. They will all be useless given the expected level of activity as we approach 8888888.

>>8814173
Nene?

>>8814107
>israel
Thank you based davshaman

>>8814112
>They are trading smoothly.
>It actually works.

>>8814202
>Name isn't ねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねねね
ねね goes in EVERY field.
EVERY
FIELD

>>8814112
Proof that people WILL find a way to bog the server until zhonkbot isn't client-side.

>>8814150
>forgot
I didn't forget anything.

haaton's wallet analysis sheet broke big sad :(

>>8814199

>>8814255
There's nothing in your post, why are you replying to me?

>>8814323

>>8814373
felt weird seeing another anon make one of my abandoned ritualposts

>>8814439
At least attach a file next time

>>8814401

>dev/honk post tomorrow
>"Please stop using 56 firefox containers to trade every coin in the game at the exact same time"

>>8814660
Maybe honk should actually give us a good auto-trader.

>>8814660
>all accounts are now limited to a maximum of 3 valid holosesh tokens, pls undastand

>>8814708
I wanna fuck honk's tight pussy

>>8814660
>Hi-
>We're changing transactions so you can make one call per minute to prevent the server from bogging. Please understand.

>Literally fighting half of the Top 20 for the top slot on the "Real" Oshiboard.
>For a shitcoin
Don't you people have some Hololive to buy or something

>MARKET CLOSED
MARKET CLOSED
>MARKET CLOSED

>>8814917
I need to be at the top of the real oshiboard please understand
*buys another 50 coins*

Real oshiboard is the new real end game

>>8815300
It's still mostly just "be rich"

Do you people still sell coins?

>>8816292
Yeah. I'm selling all my EN2 coins.

>>8816292
Buying and holding is the new meta and you can stay poor if you do otherwise

>>8816319
stay poor

>>8816349
stay poor

>>8816429
cypher buys and sells coins every single day. Move that liquid retard or stay poor

>>8816467
>cypher
cypher doesn't even play, his thinkpad became sentient. stay poor.

god damn it, haatonsheet is dead and now I have to leave my pc on all the time again. I dont know if I have the motivation to edit the code. being able to reliably buy oshi was the only thing keeping me here. I don't know how long I can keep this up now.

Anyone else getting a white page after trying turn ON the base auto-trader?

>>8816619
opera user here

>>8816619
Chrome user here. No issues.

>>8816555
then just dont buy 24/7 jesas. fking autists man control yourself

>>8816675
hi, you must be poor. This is not an option.

>the richest Soratomo is taking a break
Thank god, I finally have a chance to catch up.

>>8816701
rumao, learn to code then

>>8816654
>>8816668
What the hell?
It doesn't work for me in Chrome or Microsoft Edge
Why am I getting server bogs...

>>8816809
Use Firefox