/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8886228

Some addendum for the OP, this is the Council Meeting with all the scuff
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9183d09c1f0d6bb1bc433737ea928a27138c2bb1&dn=kronii%20WTF&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

I watched a girl dig a hole and buy pipes for an hour and a half. And I liked it.

She once had a dream...

OP here, didn't expect that >>8868041 was still alive, just re-use this one.

Found this in global and shit my sides are disabled. Mumei edit when?

>>8886228
OP.
Source for card?

>>8887877
Cute. Would save

MUMEI LOVE

>>8888414
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/pd947l/cute_owl_in_totally_cute_game/
Looks like the card hasn't been uploaded yet.

>>8889058
>posting that in the official reddit
yab

Reviving the thread with HOPIUM

>>8887877

someone please draw this properly, my art skills are horrible

>>8893811
I fixed the arm a bit

>>8893955
obligatory halal version

the owl consumes the rrat

>>8894773
squiks...

>>8886656

I'm so fucking dumb and new on vtubers so i don't understand the "disabled Mumei" trend.
Can somebody explain it to me? lmao

>>8906228
When her dog walked in on stream there were chain noises and a schizo said that those were a pully system to help her get to her chair
Then he noticed she twists her whole torso to look at stuff instead of just her head, something cripples do
Then shes retarded, which you expect of a cripple
Then a drawfag drew her in a wheelchair

Nobody really believes it but its mumei dead hours and we're BORED

>>8907705
I WANT TO BELIEVE SHE IS CRIPPLE WIFE AND THE GAME SHE WANTED TO PLAY WAS VIC2

>>8907705
>she twists her whole torso to look at stuff instead of just her head
this is just how her model is rigged...

>>8908784
Are you sure about that?

>>8913383
yes, there literally isn't torso tracking

>>8907705
The idea of it is adorable, honestly. I doubt it's real, but just imagine.

>>8907705
Sorry, when I said chain, I said these things. I am not a native English speaker and I just ended up translating how it is said in my language.
These have a very specific noise caused by the long steel wireframe things. Similar to a rocking bird cage (which is often the topic of poets, I know Lady Chatterley uses the allegory)

Why is her design so good? I can't stop staring at her breast and thighs.

>>8914864
You can't stop staring because they're just so perky and sweet. I want to bury my face in Mumei's meimeis while she pets me.

>>8914864
Her corset makes it look like she's only wearing a bra

>>8915793
I want to rest my head on her chest and listen to her hum a sweet tune.

>>8914864
>tfw ywn rest your head on mumeis thighs while she runs her hands through your hair and you talk for hours
Why were we born? Just to suffer?

If it's >Her will you drop her?

>>8916074
There are rrats of rrats circulating the schizos
If its just HER, probably not
If the rrat of HER having nudes exists, absolutely.
You can joke about bfs making you a cuck but i'll cope.
But if she's a whore there's not enough hopium in the world

Good thing its not her.

>>8916074
no, but that's also said with the absolute knowledge it's not >her

>>8916074
not really, i'll just not send any money her way but i will keep watching

>>8914864
Some girls have a very in your face type of appeal, the type you want to rip their clothes off on the spot.
Some however have a beauty which is best appreciate not in hot blooded passion but way later, when you are so intimate the nudity of her body becomes casual yet like the sunset it's always worth appreciation.
And then there is Mumei who is both.

>>8889293
Nobody really cares, not even the mods. Just don't post it's actual use and you're good to go.

>>8916002
It makes me sad that I will never know that feeling no matter what girl it comes from because I’m bald

>>8916760
Two words anon
scalp, massage

>>8916760
running hands through hair doesn't actually feel good if it's just the hair, it only feels good because it's rubbing your scalp. don't worry baldbro you can still get the same experience

>>8913884
Spoke

>>8889293
That guy posts swimsuit chuubas or Towa without her jacket in suggestive poses, Cover mods don't care. It's what the audience likes after all, Marine herself posted lewder content on the subreddit.

>>8868041

old thread

>>8915793
God I want to squeeze her breasts so much

>>8918692
saved

>>8918753
"Perish, Printer"

>>8915922
>>8916002
>It's a lazy spring day on the ranch you and Mumei bought after getting married.
>The gentle spring breeze washes over the two of you like the waves of seafoam.
>Mumei shifts her weight on the porch, the wood creaking as she kneels behind you forming a perfect head cushion with her supple thighs.
>Laying down onto your back, she quickly pulls you up by the shoulders into position.
>Her expert fingers immediately get to work.
>With one hand she twirls a strand of your hair between her fingers.
>With the other, she glides her fingers over your brow and to the back of your scalp, digging her nails into your head ever so slightly.
>Rubbing your temples in little circles, Mumei starts to hum.
https://youtu.be/rbiOz1mPJlI?t=1381
>It's her usual goofy tune, but despite your urge to laugh you're transfixed by the harmony of her voice
>The pace of your breath slows as you sink deep into her embrace, with an ear pressed firmly against her skin, you can just barely hear the thumping of her heart.
>As you cushion your head against her soft thighs, her squish beginning to form a slight mold around your head, you wish to yourself that you could stay in this moment forever...
-----
>Mumei's humming peters out as she realizes you've fallen asleep
>With a warm giggle, she gets herself cozy and grabs her copy of Aesop's Fables lying just to her side.
>This isn't the first time you've fallen asleep in her lap, and if Mumei has anything to say about it, this won't be the last...

Cute autistic owl wife.

>>8919688
Bro, please. Why must you do this to me?

>>8919688

>>8919688
not like this anon

I'm looking forward to her collab with Sana. It'll be interesting to see how they bounce off one another.

>(while wearing a diaper)
草

>>8914864
Something I've thought about recently is how nicely her design lines up with most weapons. Really fits the adventurer theme.

>Her default dagger gives a Rogue-like look
>Hand her a sword and she now has a merc/hero look to her
>A (Cross)Bow can turn her into a ranger
>You can even give her a staff to pull off the mage look

>>8919688

I don't know why, but there's something about this girl that fills me with an intense desire to bully.

>>8920733
Cute aggression
Look it up. And realize its a misattribution of your emotions and you should appreciate the beauty for what it is, rather than destroy it.

The levels of gosling in these threads rival Ame general and ggg. It's only been like a week guys.

>>8920635
Or a gun!

>>8920852
She has that effect.

>>8920852
She's cute and hasn't had a chance to show much of her personality yet, so people are still projecting whatever they want on to her.

I need some cool wikipedia /his/-core articles.

>>8920852
>Adorable virtual autistic anime owl gives other autists feelings of love
It's like it was meant to be.

>>8907705
>Mid collab
>Mumei mutes herself as her mom tells her it's time to change her oxygen tank
>she apologizes profusely in the collab discord chat
>all the girls tell her it's okay while they make up the excuse of mumei being shy
>collab ends with her being embarrassed for ruining the collab by being extremely quiet
>reads through the comments while petting her support dog and sees your comment calling her cute
>She smiles and plans next weeks schedule

>>8921134
>She reads my greentexts
Anon, nothing would make me happier harder!

>>8921061
Siege of Szigetvár
>3000 croat/Hungarian leftover garrison stall for time while Vienna prepares defenses
>The ottomans send 100k soldiers
> The Christians get a Kill ration of 10:1 before finally losing.
>The sultan fucking dies of natural causes during the siege
>Causes the ottomans to delay pushing into vienna for literally 100 years
Last stands that are successful always give me a /his/boner

>>8921134
If she's really that bad, she has all my support. She's adorable and even though I don't really chat in youtube's chats, if she's ever feeling sad or down, I would tell her everything is okay and she shouldn't let it stop her.

Mumei gave me more "used to work at a nursery school" than "Stephen Hawking with functional biological speech" vibes on the garlic collab

>>8921727
>used to work at a nursery school
BABY CRAZY TRAD WIFE CATHOLIC CRIPPLE GF
IM GONNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

>>8889058
__ ____

not watching this bitch until she starts putting EST into her schedules

>>8921911
add 4 hours, you bungle.

>>8922026
I'm perfectly capable of converting PST to EST, I just won't support people that don't respect my timezone. If she wants people on the east coast to watch her she should make it convenient for us to know when her streams are.

>>8921911
Take your maths, anon.

>>8922069
is this ironic lmao

>>8922069
I think youtube also shows local time of when it starts, so if you have to, use that.

>>8921727
I can save her... this time for sure...

>>8921911
It's part of her master plan so people won't assume that she's actually from EST.

>>8921343
she reads your posts and she loves them thank you anon.

>>8922894
kek

>>8922069
>living on a coast
>being this fragile
midwesterners truly are the strongest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOa-VO2_SLg
Some soothing hoo so entertain the thread
>She would rather sing edgy teen music than this
QQ

>>8922069
Can't tell if trolling or just retarded.

She should put JST only in her schedule (and be more JST friendly), because it's my timezone and I don't want to aknowledge existing of other timezones.

>>8922894
I kneel

bananashi.......

Have you triple crowned her yet?

>>8923521
Why is your timezone JST, hooman? JET or 日本語を話せる?

>>8923970
There's no good team comp for a c0 amber that actually does damage, sorry.

>>8923969
bananashi potasiumei

>>8921061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
never forget.

>>8922894
based

>>8921061
>Our city is sacked. May you know it! May you know it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugarit

Watching Sana for the first time on her current stream. She's very cute. I look forward to our Owl's colab with her.

>>8921061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia
In the end, Trump got inspiration from Caesar to build walls and keep barbarians off his civilization.

>Wake up on the couch from a nap, it's 4pm
>See that there are some plates that could use some washing
>sweeping and mopping the floor is a great idea
>desk littered with half eaten slices of pizza
>clean it up, dust off the pc
>trash hasn't been taken out for at least a week, time to do so.
>take a shower, get dressed
>sit on the living room while browsing the internet while the lasagna finishes baking when you hear the front door
>Mumei comes in, when she looks at you her face lights up, she looks suprised
>Anon! I didn't expect to see you here!
>Mumei's place, not yours, she forgot you were actually hanging out earlier but she had to run some errands so you took a nap
>She rushes to the couch and kisses your forehead gently
>"Anon, did you clean up? Oh golly, I'm so emberrased, I keep forgetting to take the trash out and do the dishes and.."
>You know, so you softly interrupt her with a kiss
>You can see the entire universe in those beautiful eyes of her
>"You are the best boyfriend, anon, it smells so nice in here"
>You realize her hair looks different, she has beautiful curls now, did she went to the saloon after she forgot you were home? definetly. You run your hand against the beautiful locks of hair
>"I actually was planning on visiting you later... so I got my hair done... did you like it?
>You absolutely love it, you embrace her, as to not let the moment pass by.
>"oh man, but you already saw my hair and I didn't get a chance to wear my new dress.."
>You put your forehead against hers and tell her that there is nothing more beautiful than the look of her itself
>She blushes, and you notice how she is glad she did her hair because she thinks that's what earned her your compliments when in fact you just love her madly.
>You are glad her tummy rumbles, she forgot to eat which means you get to be her hero by busting your amazing lasagna out
>"ow anon.. i.. didn't want you to hear that..." you take her hand and lead her to the table, as you tell her you already made dinner
>"you did? oh how wonderful! but you serving me is unacceptable... that should be my responsibility.. as your girlfriend, please sit! I'll get everything ready"
>you can hear some cute noises coming from the kitchen while she prepares something to drink.
>she puts down two plates and serves you a big slice of lasagna, while hers is a bit smaller as she doesn't eat as much.
>"you have to eat a lot anon, you must be exhausted!"
>As long as it is for her you don't mind doing chores, but you entertain her, as everything you do is to make her happy.
>she actually has a very dark past, abusive father, uncaring mother who all she could think of was serving her husband, some christianity that is.
>she is in a better place thanks to your support and constant care
>she sits down, puts her hands in her lap and looks at you, you have to start eating first or she won't eat
>you rush the fork to your mouth as she sounded quite hungry earlier.
>she then lifts her and makes the most delighted face when she gets a taste of food
>"Anon, this is so delicious!" she takes another small bite of food, you love how tiny the bites she takes from the food are, she really is a bird like person.
>Once the dinner is over she cleans the table
>"Don't worry about the dishes, I'll do them later" She never does, but you don't push it.
>You put on a history documentary, she just stares in awe at the screen with her eyes as big as platters, she doesn't even stick her back to the couch as she is entranced by the screen, this is the perfect moment to just absorb her innocence, the one thing you fight so hard to preserve
>Once the documentary is over it's already 10pm and you have to get home, both of you have work tomorrow
>"Thanks for such a lovely day, anon. you make me the happiest woman on earth!" she kisses you deeply, she doesn't want to let you go and honestly you don't want to leave either, but one of you has to be the responsible, so you do.
>she waves you goodbye at the door, once you are in the car you send her a text, you know that will make her happy
>By the time Mumei gets your text she is already laying tummy down on her bed, she is hugging a pillow.
>She opens the text "don't forget you have some drawings to finish, I had a great time, see you after work slows down next week -From Hubby"
>Mumei is clearly confused, she looks at her left hand and takes off her glove to reveal a wedding ring, her face turns instantly red
>Mumei buries her face in the pillow to drown her scream of happiness while she rapidly moves her legs
>You mostly live alone because every time you are over she prioritize you over work, it breaks your heart having to be the adult on the relationship but soon enough you will get the raise you need to fully support your wife, then Mumei will be able to go back to drawing just for fun, so she can spend as much time as she likes with you.

>>8921134
Anon forgive my retardation but where does the oxygen tank come in? Wheelchair bound people don’t need em

>>8925946
touch grass incel

>>8926167
Second? We're going to keep going until she gets pregnant.

>>8926277
>not succeeding in the first attempt and then going for the entire weekend just for fun

>>8926088
https://youtu.be/EmT1ptv3VEc?t=44
Where are we touching the grass, anon?

>>8923091
this is amazing

Funnily enough short before Mumei debuted a new gacha game got announced, Memento Mori, it has a character named Carol in it and her backstory is that the price she has to pay for having powers (she is a witch) is that she forgets everything after a week, so she keeps a book with all her memories. " She may even be writing about the new memories she experiences with you."

>>8923091
Hoomans new anthem when

>>8926877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG4Id4ArMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

>>8926877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_owH_AL7Ao&ab_channel=Kure

>>8927445
we could have been called owlets...

>>8926877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmh9ZClNIU

>>8927445
>Sniffing Mumeis owl pellets.

Hold me owlbros, I'm losing hope. I'm getting really tired from rrats posting about HER and paraplegic. I don't want to deal with these shits.

>>8927627
but anon, Paraplegic rrats are the best. Luthorposting is amazing, I truthfuly believe that /who/ is half the experience of being a Hooman

>>8927627
Look on the brightside if wheelchair rrat is true than she is definitely a pure virgin unless somebody really went full katawa shojo

>>8927627
SEAniggers are just feeling especially emboldened right now. Ame really shouldn't have given them validation.

Someone post Mumei hijack LOL please

>>8927627
Oh boy, you're not gonna like the storm coming this week. I suggest you leave this place for that long and just watch streams, and leave the rratbusting to your other fellow hoomams.

>>8927749
She definitely has a boyfriend, not like it matters though

>>8927970
Well of course it matters. Its me

>>8927970
Yeah, me.

>>8927970

>>8922026
Its 3 hours from pst -> est

>>8927970
Yeah... Simon...

>>8927970
It's me, I'm the one.

>>8928307
ENTER

>>8927627
It's a pity this exists, and a pity they know how much easier it is to lie than to be constructive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandolini%27s_law
Nothing will improve unless people start going on the counter-offensive and doxxing the doxxers. Or if one of the doxxers feels themselves too much and the police get involved.

>>8927627
Think about it this way, since the schizos are STILL obsessed in thinking it's HER, no one's made an inch at finding a likely "not HER" identity.
By commissioning SleepyBunsu for the MV and emulating HER artstyle for the loading screen, she's baiting doxxfags with a HER decoy so delicious, they don't care about digging at anyone else.
Copying after another figure's details to drive scrutiny away from your actual self.. now that's actually a genius maneuver.
Smokescreens don't get better than this.

>>8928425
>The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it
Funnily enough, memes like Luthorposting are actually a really good counter to malicious rrats: They're quick, simple, everybody gets it pretty easily, and most importantly, they're funny. Just look a few posts above you, everyone immediately responds to the bf shit with "Yeah, me" and we all immediately move on. It's not a refutation, it's actually even better: It's ridicule.

>>8928713
I'd like this to be true because then she'd be smart enough to play my autism games

>>8928324
I've heard fucking manlets are talking shit about my wife. I'm here to set the record straight.

>>8928923
Maybe you're right. But I still think there isn't going to be a conclusive ending unless the doxxers themselves feel threatened.

these xerox motherfuckers dunno who they fukin with

>>8929156
I doubt we'll ever have it and there will always be antis for every chuuba. Hell there's an Ame anti thread up right now. Welcome to /vt/ i guess.

Just love owl and all will be fine.

>>8927627
HERposting is probably gonna stay until something more substantive happens that can reach through their thick skulls or niji gen3/another major person enters to take the focus. The paraplegic stuff is just funny, it's obviously not true. Enjoy it for the absurdity
>>8928923
In an environment where everyone knows the game and has formed opinions, the schizos don't really thrive because their game is already up. Around the uninitiated and the casual viewer is where they actually can mislead people

>>8929246
The problem is, I suspect it's the same group of people every time. They're just moving from target to target. Maybe a few new people join in every now and again to join in the thrill of belonging to a movement, but I get the strong impression there's a core group behind it. Find and call their parents, or their employers, or whatever hurts them the most, and we'll see a tantrum and then see them burn out.

>>8929307
At this point it will never, ever go away. We get retards crawling out from under a rock every week spouting some bullshit that was disproven months ago.

>>8886300
What is this?

>>8929442
It's fairly well known that there are discord group(s) out there that that exist for this shit. I don't really understand what they get out of it other than appeasing their psychosis but as long as the internet has existed there have been a bunch of no fun allowed faggots who do shit like this. It is what it is unfortunately.

>>8929478
I mean, I haven't seen anyone calling Petra HER recently. If someone comes along who seems like HER then I expect the majority of the attention to move along, especially once the artstyle is disproven. The number who hate mumei rather than hate HER, at week 2, is likely small

>>8928713
I'm all in to shit on printers but those kind of rrats translate to Mumei being a cunt which is the worst thing imaginable to me.

>>8929622
Anon, it's not going to go away even when the artstyle rrat is disproven. I mean for fucks sake, they sound completely different and have different mannerisms, but they still insist they sound exactly the same.

>>8929523
magnet link to unedited Council Collab

https://hololive.hololivepro.com/en/talents/nanashi-mumei/
Neat, can't wait till Mumei gets one of those animated things at the bottom of her lore.

>>8929941
>She is gentle, wise, and an unbelievably hard worker.
>Wise
Hmmm yessss I'm sure.

>>8930075
wisdom and intelligence are different

>>8930075
smart =! wise

>>8930075
Someone doesnt know about the wisdom mage...

my wife mumei is very intelligent

>>8931539
DYRBI

Is there some new calendar thingie for EN2? Old one seems to have died.

She's awake

>>8931759
I woke her up, sorry.

>>8929246
Reine doxxers fucked off because a lot of them are in a place she can actually hunt them down and get away with it

>>8931618
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c

>>8931898
I read a Reine dox once in a pirated stream for Bloom that she was the daughter of someone very powerful and she fucked up some doxxers who tried. I don't even care if it's BS, it's the truth to me now.

>>8932013
based

>>8927627
Posts on reddit/KF or a discord

Hoomans, important question.
Which color today?

White? Black? Or color-stripped?

>>8932489
White as always.

>>8932525
Wise choice as expected from Guardian of Civilization

>>8931759
Why is she consistently awake and retweeting art at this hour? Could she not actually be in america?

>>8907705
This is gold

>>8932710
You know the drill.

is it possible to get when something was retweeted? I want to get an idea of her active hours

>>8932710
She woke up just shortly before the construction simulator stream too, but I think it's because of the oxygen tanks. Her dog sleeps at night so she has to be awake to change it, she only goes to sleep once he's awake and can do the changing.

>>8932710
her past time slot was quite convenient for me, 3 in the afternoon. now it seems it will be 9pm (except for collab and journey for some reason)

>>8933039
She streams for an hour and a half, so you're gonna make it.

>>8919688
Goslingbros...

>>8932013
Thanks fren.

needs more owl reaction images

>>8919688
mmust... not..... gosling

>>8933159
pretty much, as long as it is within a 2-5 hour range I think I'm safe, have a shitty sleep schedule.

>>8932822
I don't think there's a normal way to do it, but maybe if you have a dummy account that only follows Mumei and something like a twitter bot that posts on hourly intervals you could discern times that way

literally >/who/

>>8933505
did somebody say who?

>>8933285

>>8933659
Such a lust for disabled...
WHOOOOOOO.

>>8933285

>>8932013
Why is she gray.

>>8933752
i don't know. i don't run that calendar.

>>8933285
MUMEI BABY

Why is she so strangleable bros

"There are things that happened, back then. She may not remember them... but we do.

And we really hope she never does."

>>8933659
I forgot all about WHHHHOOOOOOOOO
thanks anon

>>8933752
are you blind, that's brown

PREVIOUSLY
>>8899295


>June 2021
>Cover sent the emails to the new EN2.
>Mumei opens up her yahoo mail account. Among the sea of newsletters about "online sermons" and "bible quotes of the day", there sits an unopened email.
>"Welcome to Hololive", sent by eugene_A@Cover. Details of the employment and the dates for the first meeting was decided.
>All she had to do was to return the offer letter via fax to their office, along with her signature.
>She flails her arm with glee, knowing her unemployment will finally come to an end.
>She prepares a decent hearty breakfast, 2 eggs she got from farmer Pete next door and sausage links she bought from Dollar Tree. A piece of bread from yesterday's church supper leftover.
>"May we eat this food with humble hearts; In a world where so many are lonely, May we share this friendship with joyful hearts. Amen."
>She rolls her wheelchair to the orphanage, next to the church. The orphanage where she grew up ever since she was a kid.
>A tall figure approach her slowly. He has a scar across his forehead, wearing a hot-pressed suit in purest black.
>"You seem very happy today Mumei, did you got this "vtuber" job you kept talking about in the mess hall?", asks Father Simon
>"Yes Father! I got the job! Oh lord, I never thought I would pass the audition but boy ho boy I've made it!"
>Father Simon smiled after seeing her in such a happy mood for the first time ever since she had been hospitalized in emergency unit.
>"Well, are you sure this "work from home" thing will work out fine for you? You said it's an overseas Asian company, I don't want you get swindled for something illegal."
>"Don't worry Father, they compensated me well for the job. I don't know how much is 300000 Taiwanese Yen in dollars, but I'm pretty sure it's enough for rent at least." Mumei replied.
>As the deep blue afternoon slowly shifts into mellow yellowish evening, on her wheelchair, she's helping the orphanage changing one of the infants diapers.
>She thought about the attached files on her recent emails. As she reached home for the good night's work, she immediately booted up her laptop.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw
>There sat a folder containing Microsoft Word documents; "Useful greetings" wrote in Japanese, and Hiragana Katakana sheet. Due to Cover's sheer incompetence, they named the file in Japanese instead of English.
>"Oh brother, I guess I have to learn Chinese if I want to make friends in the company."

>>8933911
STOP POSTING THESE

>>8933882
it's definitely gray.

>>8933911
I know she's retarded but no zhang-posting allowed.

>>8933996
let's ask Mumei
https://youtu.be/rbiOz1mPJlI?t=509

>>8934062
>Retarded
>Crippled
>colorblind
>Pregnant
MY WIFE
SHE IS PERFECT

>>8933809
You can't stop inevitabilities Anon. The cycle has only begun.

>Compared to their size, the great horned owl has an impressive grip strength. They can squeeze anywhere from 200 to over 500 psi (pounds per square inch) with their feet.
Imagine.

>>8934144
THIS ONE IS FUCKING AMAZING

>>8934144
>Gorrila/Owl cock crushing competition

>>8929703
The rrat that Mumei moved into a room with similar acoustic echo, got a cherry blue keyboard, got a dog, and makes herself sound similar to someone else is hilarious.
Almost as fun as the one where she's a cripple in a wheelchair being helped by her audio technician service dog.

>>8932489
>>8932525
>The Barn Owl has a white heart-shaped face and white chest with small brown spots. The back is tawny, marked with black and white spots. Barn Owl have a long wingspan and are silent in flight.
It's white with brown dots/laces

>>8934583
Brown dots on underwear is not as cute as you think it is...

>>8933285

>>8934813
I don't get the cookie reference. Pls explain.

I can't stop drawing Mumei, anons, it's like 1 AM and I'm going again

>>8935059
post them

>>8933285

>>8935059
Dont keep going until she uses one of your art as thumbnail

>>8935374
*Keep going

>>8935059
I can't fucking draw anime for shit and it pains me, the only shit i know how to draw is Fiddledticks from lol

>>8935138
ok

>>8935711
Good line Friend.

>>8935711
The fuck that's fucking cute.

i like birds so i drew 2 of them

>>8935935
10/10, based unitybro

>>8935374
It's funny you say that because I got a bit sad she didn't see my art earlier. Someday, anons!

>>8935711
Very cute
Keep on going anon, maybe post it on twitter when you finish, so she can see it

I plan to start working on more serious/normal than my last one, one that will be more appropriate to post on twitter
>t. guy who draw her on wheelchair

>>8935935
>Unitychads cant stop winning

>>8915793
The thought of resting my head on her pillows while she's petting my head and humming or talking to me in her typical soft voice makes me indescribably sad. This is beyond Gosling.

I want to carry mumei on my shoulders!

>>8936370

>>8936712

>>8935935
very nice, pls draw the other 2

>>8920852
Just wait for an owlmageddon

>>8936712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJMSwrx6D8

requesting a drawing of mumeis friend stuck in a printer

>>8937105
Based

Idea: The meme of the knight shielding the princess with his cape but instead it's muscular paper bag man protecting Mumei from an army of pissing furries

>>8937223
This but without pissing furries
Just make the angry mob ogey and printers

>>8937254
Get on it drawfrens!

I'm... I'm really sorry anons.

I have to do it.

>>8919688
SUFFERING

>>8937506

>>8937506
You look lonely, mr. Gosling, i can fix that. Wanna hear story about early Rome Empire?

>>8937223
What kind of fetish is this?

>>8937506
Saved.
>>8937604
He's underage.

>>8937676
Well don't save it yet, anon.

I'm not done with it.

>>8937604
Referring to the guy on twitter, I wasn't really serious, would work better with printers anyway.

>>8925946
That was a trip

>>8933911
I fucking love this greentext series. Keep up the good work anon. The fucking scenario you're making is giving me the dumbest fucking smile.

>>8921134
>>8925970
>where does the oxygen tank come in
She chose to be a bird, because she wanted to fly...
She tried to make her chair a rocket but she didn't know how, only managing to figure out she needs an oxygen tank.
Thats where it came from, but now she uses it for other stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ijUCTpi0o

Nanashi Mumei is cute as HECK!

>>8937121
Here you go owlbro

>>8937891
nice

>>8937753
How does she do it anons, how one girl can be this cute?

How likely would it be for a future drawing collab with Ina come the end of the collab ban to happen?
Also fairly hyped for tonight

>>8938211
It's the smile.

>>8938950
We see tonight, but i think it is highly possible

used goods with a boyfriend so not for me, I won't decry you guys being owlfags though

>>8939255
Anon remember that one day your gf will be used goods. Because you will use her. Just like I, her boyfriend, did with mumei

>>8938950
How do you even collab for drawings? How would that even work?

why dies she hate streaming so much

>>8939296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8a1n4SrJ2s
Like so

>>8939296
Havent you seen any drawing collabs before anon?
There are programs/sites that make it possible for couple of people to draw on same canvas in real time

>>8939324
Would be interesting so I hope Mumei gets to assert herself a bit
>>8939350
The only one I know is gartic phone

>>8939311
It's hard when your dog has to fix the PC since you can't reach it from your wheelchar

>>8939458
Dont worry dogbro
When she open sc and membership you both will be flowing with cash

>>8933911
I like those greentext stories anon, they are wholesome but still remain comedic in nature.
I hope you and others will contribute more.

>>8937506
god damn

Watching the paralympics with Nanashi!

Will membering and sending her $100 as soon as she is monetized save her?

>>8940253
No, operations are a lot more expensive than that.

>>8940253
Medicine isn't there yet, we would need exponentially more money to fund research.

Dayum rrats, this is gonna turn into KS again. I'm going to give her a sub boost.

>>8886228
>mumeidrip
MUMEIDRIP
>mumeidrip
MUMEIDRIP

>>8939889
>Nanashi isn't streaming a lot because she is competing in the paralympics

>>8937753
https://files.catbox.moe/uwpco8.mp4

>>8940253
Every piece of good fanart is probably worth hundreds of dollars given how long it'll circulate around the internet and how many eyeballs it pulls in

*pretends to be an anti doxxfag to further increase the need to protect and gachikoi ratios*

>>8940721
Was just thinking about this.
Have any of the antis posted enough proof they aren't HER as well?

>>8940766
>We will bring back times when you had to post hands and nose

>>8940766
>not believing Mumei is HER
Here's your proofs
https://files.catbox.moe/86j0ot.webm

She always looked after us. And now we're looking after her.

>>8940721
Where does luthorposting even stems from? Is this a global thing?

>>8940916
Lex-Luthor Gura has been a thing in /ggg/ for quite a while.

>>8933882
kek

>>8940999
So it is some kind of borrowed meme.
Also nice trips.

>>8940879
This is now my new desktop background.

>>8940879
High quality kino.

>>8940916
One of the earliest ones that started getting traction
>>/vt/thread/S3582833#p3584446

I wish she did more streams or at least streamed for longer

>>8941806
Pls anderstand streaming from a wheelchair is hard

>>8940879
Should I make a jigex for this for how painful it will be?

>be Mumei
>extreme coomer degenerate
>be so afraid to reveal your powerlevel that you course correct to the extreme, making yourself look like a retarded, barely sapient cinnamon roll
>rub one off before stream to try to last 2 hours without feeling the need to masturbate
>fail, immediately feel your cunt start to itch >start thinking about the horsecock dildo sticking out of a pile of used underwear, dirty tissues and other sextoys
>realize you are daydreaming on stream, play it off as "tee hee, birb forgor lol~"
>after stream, ego search on /vt/
>find out that anons schizo'd themselves into thinking you are an autistic paraplegic in a wheelchair
>start imagining being a physically and mentally broken sex doll for bunch of neets from the interwebs
>spend the while night gaping your holes with various toys to that idea, until you pass out

>cute
>cute
>cute
Is that all she is to you? Seems pretty boring.

>>8942093
Should be fine since it's sorta gradient. Don't make it 1k pieces though.

>>8941806
She understands supply and demand very well

>>8941806
She'll probably stream pretty long today. Journey's stream is gonna be short.

>>8907705

>>8942137
She's an autistic, christian, innocent and crippled Lex Luthor. What could be more exciting?

>>8942137
Cute is justice. Simple as.

>>8942137
>Is that all she is to you?
Yes.

>>8907705
>>8927749
>>8942065
>>8942557
Just thought I should check up on you owl bros and its good to see you are dealing with the Mumei situation with clear heads and rational minds.

>>8942137
I like her because she has two brains. A large one on the outside she uses to make lore, subtle references, jokes and dogwhistles and a small one on the inside she uses to be stupid and cute while playing kusoge and standing in the corner while others have fun during a collab.
Think of it like a penis. There is the big one used for the rough labor that goes deep and then there is the small, cute and soft one.

>>8942948
So the pro blem with women is that they don't have penises, so they don't understand how to have a brain erection thus being unable to make themselves smart on demand?

>>8942790
You're always welcome here, friend!

>>8943027
>>8942948
What have i just read?

>>8942948
>>8943027
what the fuck?

>>8942948
>>8943027
That is some grade A Mumei post.

>>8943236
This is a christan thread, please do not swear. You wouldn't use that language in front of Mumei, would you?

>>8942948
What the fuck have you’ve been inhaling?
>>8943027
Don’t give them ideas

>>8942065
Haha, wouldn't it be fun if she played/read ks on stream? What route do your think she'd go down first?

>>8943473
Emi of course

>>8943467
>What the fuck have you’ve been inhaling?
I just took a funposting break for some weeks and cant help it.
Thought it was quite poetic and funny

The heck do you mean by brain erection

>>8943563
punny owl?

>>8943689
Think of a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron

>>8943734
>For some reason, she seems to project a rather pitiable aura.
puny

Less than 12 hours.. we're gonna make it bros

>>8943942
So what's the bad news gonna be?

>>8943971
its like 70% the timeshift. Bad for EU, good(ish) for NA.

>>8943971
she's going on a break cause I got her pregnant

>>8943971
Her dog died :(

>>8943971
She's no longer going to be cute

>>8944091
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8943942
Cute Moomi

>>8937891
this is basically ryona, the owl and the bag share feelings, somewhere Mumei is terrified feeling she is getting printed on

>>8943971
Either her song will take longer to release because they need to polish some stuff.
Next possible is timeslot change to not overlap with others that much.
Most unlikely is graduation, and it is bad or good because seanigger doxxers would probably spend their weekly earnings on one cheap bottle of champagne because of that.

>cast away, but the ball is the bag and mumei instead of tom hanks

>>8944091
Oh no, who will troubleshoot Mumei stream!

>>8937891
Between this and takobro's printer drawing, do people not understand how printers work?

>>8944168

>>8944339
what do you mean?

>>8944350
Why Shirou? Because of seigi no mikata memes?

>>8944259
It's not "good news and bad news", it's "good or bad news depending how you look at it"
It has to be something neutral like a timeslot change

>>8933911
>Windows XP
KEK, I'm glad that's a part of the lore now.

>>8944478
Or shes moving and needs a week. Or she has another job and can't stream as much until her contract is up.

the bad news is the schedule change because she said it's good or bad depending on how you look at it aka good for usa and japan, bad for eu

>>8944775
More! Please?

>>8944775
is that the mike duncan podcast?

>>8944398
Paper goes IN the top and OUT the bottom

>>8944865
Oshi reflects the fanbase. We also need a tech support dog.

>>8944865
you can just print on used paper

>>8944865
not on all printers. My mom has one that keeps a stack of papers at the bottom and the printed paper comes out on top

https://jigex.com/p89aN

Let's see how much of the next 11 hours this will take

>>8945022
>Printers using the same rrats to print

Running tracks with Mumei (WIP)

>>8945633
Emi legs ver. when?

>>8945633
Obligatory Katawa Shojou version

>>8945663
>>8945677
Well, I guess now

>>8945633
>>8945677
Looks good, anon.

.

>>8946071
Stop teasing us with the card and give it already...

>>8942948
Blessed post.

>>8946124
As this anon said
Writers are giving us some wholesome histories
Drawfags are producing art like crazy
But (you) are just teasing us

>>8940431
I'm dogshit at art & have no talents, just $

>>894607
Please, friend.

>>8944865
Mine has it the other way around. It's not an inkjet though, because fuck buying ink.

>>8946235
How do you have money when you have no talents?
There must be something that you are good at

>>8946284
I convince companies that are too cheap to hire actually good people that my limited programming skills are worth in the high 5 figures

>>8945048
Stalking the night with Mumei!

So what are Nanashi "HER" Mumei's crimes against vtubing?

>>8946379

>>8946188
>>8946124
Not mine to release. The creator will give it out soon.

How long will Mumei keep up her master class acting?
Will she fuck up eventually?
She's too good...

>>8946456
We're going to catch her in the act, and she's going to go behind bars...
soon....

>>8946407
I will hold your word anon

>>8945048
>all those black pieces
This is hell

>>8946513
>That one edge piece that's missing
Pain

>>8946513
It's turned 11 hours into 10 hours so far, so I'd say it was a success.

Tonight will reveal all.
One side in the great Owl War of 2021 will lose. Either the draw stream proves it all or everything is false.

>>8946513
>100 black pieces the size of ants
We will finish it fellow Hooman

PuzzleMaker, next time please this, onegai
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92386795

>>8946779
It's not going to finish, they'll keep making up shit to claim otherwise. I mean, they keep insisting they sound the same, for fuck's sake.

There are so many recycled colours in this puzzle

will just leave this here

>>8947357
Nice

>>8942948
>>8943027
>I decide to browse this split for the first time and this is what I see

>>8943473
>What route do your think she'd go down first?
Manly picnic

>>8947869
It's a fun time in cripple town friend.

>>8944411
Shirou is the biggest saviorfag ever anon.

>>8948195
I will be once I hear the squeak of her wheelchair.

>>8948288
>He have not heard it yet
Anon I..

>>8948195
I guess he is, to the point of being suicidal.
Will he turn into in HF Shirou if for some insane reason rrats will turn out true at drawing stream and this place will implode upon itself?
/who/, will you turn against the world for used goods?

>>8948897
>spoiler
Mate, I'd break every article and sub-clause of the Geneva Convention in seriatim for the owl.

>>8948897
Anon, she is a human being, what are you on about?

>>8948897
imagine caring if a comedian is a virgin kys

>>8942948
>>8943027

>>8948897
>used goods
I don't know who the fuck that is but I will protect my owl daughter

When you're all done puzzling
>>8949524

>>8948897
>spoiler
do some people refuse to consume anything that wasn't made by enslaved Tibetian virgins captured by the CCP or something?

You will never be a /who/man

Don't get so mad friends, the comparison of those rrats to Sakura was just too good to pass up.