/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9118813
Anon, don't tell me...you really believed the schizos, the falseflaggers and the baiters?
You really think, that if Calli was gonna graduate, it was before her campaign was gonna be finished? That a year would be enough for her to grow her presence?
Someone needs to take internet 101 again.

>>9118813
I think it dawned on her around 6 months ago that her only carreer choice is making as much money off of this as she possibly can and then retire for life.
She realized that "rapper in Japan" would leave her penniless once she's too old. Which she already is for Japan.

>trusting /vt/ when they've been mostly wrong on every rrat and prediction so far.
I think /vt/ needs to graduate from the numberfagging and just enjoy streams again.

>>9118813
Yeah, you're safe for a year deadbrap.

>>9119030
>moving goalposts again.
KEK

>>9118948
>Make as much money then disappear and retire
Lmao what happened to having ambitions and constantly striving for higher deadbeats?
Don't tell me once your Oshi got a taste of corporate money, now she's going to go back on everything she said and try to live a quiet, comfy life as a rich girl.

her plan is to marry a rich guy

>>9119098
good position to get into production

>>9118813
>Believing anything you read in this mental ward of a board.

ISHYGDDT

Very weak bait.

RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3
>Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco
>Training for holofightz
>Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway
>Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki
>tied up in the holohouse's basement
>Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral
>Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories
>Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers
>Is turning black and regretting it
>Has gotten really into baking
>cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P
>Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital
>her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no

>>9119226
I'll take your entire stock!

Would you look at that, she's somehow better off as a virtual reaper waifu than a poorfag indie rapper! Who would have ever thought?

>>9119226
Can you filter that down to the ones which have already happened? I'm a little short on ogeys this month.

>>9118813
Realistically, her contract renewal date would have been months ago.

>>9118813
You see she's setting up a 2nd base to speed up her graduation 2x.

>>9120734
Sure, anon.

>>9119098
It's not a new thing a anon she already walked back on her past deeds and words, she cringing at her old music and actions. Honestly being in hololive might be healthier for her mental health as a whole but I would be lying if i think that she sold out a bit, justifying it by "soo much bad shit happend to me why dont I just take it easy now"

>>9118813
it doesn't matter because Ollie the yab magnet is going to get fucked by Connor on stream, causing the Final Yab and the collapse of Hololive

>>9123157
Connor is gonna fuck all the extroverted vtuber idols

>>9118813
Why on earth would she graduate? She’s making more money than she’s ever made in her entire life combined. She wouldn’t be making 6 figures as D****D*** What is she going to go back to working two jobs and eating ramen in a 2x4 apartment? Common now.

Schizo thread

>>9123488
This. Leaving now would be dumb

>>9123157
Can't happen anymore because Connor is in the UK.

>>9119462
>When your wife literally raps about how foreign men creampie her white pussy
Cuckbeats are built different.

>>9119462
>This was posted on the Mori General and was taken down as dox
>This has been up for more than four hours.
Why are jannies such bitches.

>>9119226
Her visa running out is the only believable one. Why else would she come back to the states to "set up a base".