/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

time to hit the fucking Gin

>>9226377
patra is the only non holo i'd accept in this game

>>9226377
Patra is nice, Flarebros agree

>>9226039
>the prices will receive an adjustment once daily at 9:05am ET based on the Youtuber's channel performance. The end-of-day market price is taken into account when determining how much to adjust
>The end-of-day market price is taken into account when determining how much to adjust
If I'm not misunderstanding it, that just means that these current prices are the ones that will count as normal when overbought kicks in, so holo for example will stay at 30k but you won't be able to pump the coin higher since It would just go back to 30k (assuming crab), furthermore, it makes it so coins have a harder time getting back up, let's say we get both a hologra + error, then holo moons idk to 50k and then craters to 20k, even if you buy it back to 30k with other people it will very likely adjust down again.
What I'm getting from honk description + info page is that now after a coin craters it won't be able to be bought back up so easily, same goes for just pumping a coin without consequences, and lastly, moons are now more like a plane, that shit is going up high in the sky but once it runs out of gas it has to go down, no more mooning into infinite crabbing, that plane IS going to come down eventually, and it won't go up no matter how much money you throw at it

>>9226453
for maybe 3-4 days yes. Maybe a bit longer. But nobody knows how long it'll last this time.

>>9226453
Were you around for the first boggening? You basically nailed it. The TL;DR is adjustment now weighs more heavily on a coin's price long-term than how much we can pump it, because the overbought mechanic will erase some but not all of the pump's inflated value.

Patra is cool and all but can we add Pippa so I can blow my big fat dividends all over her face.

Homostars or we riot.
Also, with the current level of liquid in the game, one possible but extremely overlooked solution is adding more coins. Homos are still Hololive related. Make their IPOs more like Nabis, they just waltz into their first adjustment at their "base" prices. Minimal free money from the buy-up from $0 + overbought can still tank them the next day.

>>9226677
My rrat for the reason for no holostars is the fact that poi doesn't list them automatically, and you have to manually add them to show.

>>9226677
did you already forget what brought us here.

>>9226453
Same anon you replied to here.
This is pretty much it. However, I am not willing to wager a large part of my net worth that the coins won't crash/fall immediately; looking back at the first implementation of overbought, basically every coin in the game fell down or crabbed for the duration of the mechanic at the end of the day.
You are right, if the price right now is adopted as the "normal" price, panic selling right now will cost both in terms of monetary value and opportunity cost, but if it isn't, then we're getting Black Monday'd out of this world. Call me a coward, but in a ~5-10% edge over players who sold vs. a massive double-digit hit to net worth in the Black Monday/recession scenario I will sell.

>>9226920
you had to manually add en2 as well you fucking circus

>>9226939
Didja forget how to read? EN2 had:
1. an extended IPO period with no adjustments
2. Susan fucking with subs
3. new channel growth
4. no overbought
5. no boggening
Homos have none of the above. And their IPO doesn't have to be like IRyS or EN2 where there are no adjustments immediately following the IPO day, it can be like Nabi's and have adjustments the next morning. They're all "old" channels with stable and relatively low numbers. And it's another nine coins to spend on once opbog severely restricts how much money anyone can actually spend.
>>9227088
They showed up by default for me, but I've also never touched poi's settings page. I'm guessing the people who didn't see them show up automatically had a cookie stored with "their" settings that didn't get overridden by EN2 being enabled by default.

>>9227088
anon I think you're retarded

I think these changes should be good. Broker fees should scale lower for newer players because they will have to make trades with at least a 10% jump in value to stay even. That could be rough for them.
My plans going into this update are
-Keep around 25 shares of every shitcoin I own
-liquidate all the big hitters (mori. peko, ect.)
-Buy more oshi
I have 6.65 Million liquid currently, and dumping a good amount of coins, I'll have money to have a decent start in the new economy
Also 25 million net worth lets go

日頃より、皆様のご声援をいただき、誠にありがとうございました。

この度、弊社は解散することになりましたのでお伝え致します。この数ヶ月間は楽しい旅でした。ランク3に到達するという最高の達成感を味わい、まつりちゃんのコインの価格が-600に達したときには最低の位置も味わいました。目標としていた7216個の押しコインを達成したことを誇りに思い、そろそろ別れを告げて人生をやり続けることに思って致しました。まつりちゃんと同じ精神で、全体の一期生のコインも集めて、そちらの絆を反映させています。今後、配当金で儲けたお金は、まつりちゃんのスパチャに寄付されます。いなくなった後に誰かが私たちの代わりになってくれると望みます。

改めまして、本日まで皆様のご協力をいただきありがとうございました。さよなら。

敬具
令和2年9月5日

夏色ホールディングス株式会社の最高経営責任者
TummyErotic

>>9228746

>>9228746
Its been an honour. Best of luck on your future endeavors.

>>9228746
Bros...

>>9228746

>>9228258
I'm a poorfag (and a retard) but I'm glad I managed to liquidate almost all my assets in the last couple days
I'll miss divvies but I think it may be smarter to just wait until I figure out exactly what's gonna happen

>>9228746

>>9228746
tummy... I remember those moments... I remember when we we side by side at the top... You used to be one of my idols, I was always looking at how you were doing, and always wishing you the best.
Well, I wish you the best one last time!

>>9229181
You'd have made an extra 4m from divs and almost every coin is worth more now than when you sold it, so yes, you are a retard.

>>9228746
I saw the writing on the wall when you dipped past me on the leaderboard.
お疲れ様でした、さらばだ。

>>9228746

>>9228746
o7

how do we save friendcoin?

To the newfags:

>Oh, you think the bog is your ally, you merely adopted the bog. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the jet until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The bogs betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. Your precious armoury, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your dividends, or your networth?

Coin value has nearly tripled across the board since the last time this happened. If you are worth <$10m this is your time to shine.

Once the boggening is online, coins are now expensive enough and your positions should be shallow enough to allow you to completely abandon any poor positions at the drop of a hat for massive gains.

The 10% purchase fee will be something to consider, especially if you're not poor and you're doing something as stupid as panic selling a coin that pays good dividends right now. Good luck trying to rebuild that stack without getting "overbought".

I will not FUD that you should "sell everything". You still have tomorrow's adjustments to consider and play.

>>9229325
I sold most of them at their peaks
I only missed divvies, and that sucks but it's not a big deal to me if shit happens in the next couple of days and I'm spared
I'm basically taking a week off without risking anything, though I agree I'm a retard

>>9229492
>not 666 KB
try again

>>9228746
You were once my goal to surpass. Now, everything feel empty and hollow.

>>9215505
>>9216046
In software development, nothing is ever more permanent than a temporal solution.

>>9229515
People take shitposting that far? Check the embedded album art in the soundpost audio. It's 666x666 too, I am at least consistent, if anything.

>>9229624
I mean it's more based if you do make the file size 666, no one will check the album art in the soundpost audio. All that matters is what is easily visible

>>9228746
I think it's a good time to follow. I'm still not invited to the discord too.

NEW AGGIE FOR THE WEEKEND IS UP, GET IN THERE!
https://aggie.io/1jotk2pfga

All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!
Feel free to draw any OC that is /nasfaqg/ or hololive related!
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

>>9228746
o7

>>9228746
best of luck on your future endeavours
乙o7

>>9228746
o7

See you on the other side

>>9229668
sheesh, tough crowd. happy now?

>>9229979
Yes

It's that time again!
https://aggie.io/1jotk2pfga

All skill levels are welcome! You can come and draw or just hang around!
Feel free to draw any OC that is /nasfaqg/ or hololive related!
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

>>9230117
>>9229746
scrollwhell-broken-chama?!

>>9230151

>>9230117
>[Deleted]
>>9230177
Checked
All me.

>>9228746
いつも大変お世話になっております。

夏色ホールディングス株式会社がNASFAQに参加してくれたことにとても感謝したいと思います。楽しい時があった、面白い時もあったしそして 大変所もけっこありましたが
今までNASFAQを楽しんで嬉しいです。開発者にとして私は任に堪えて欲しいですが足りないところを申し訳ございません。

今後のご活躍をお祈りしております。

-Dev the third

>>9229746
MOM GET THE CAMERA MY WORK WAS FEATURED

This game is not fun anymore. The sole purpose of nasfaq was to have fun and shill your oshi, stop focusing so much on balancing the game and make it fun and cozy again instead.

>>9228746
The one time I take a shit after adjustments and the aggie goes up goddamnit.

>>9230528
We have too much data now.
Back then I shilled my oshi. Now I want the plebs to get the fuck outta my market share.
Every existing coin and its trends are understood, poi and adjustments lay far apart for the burger's convenience, making plays just following the numbers trivial and bound to work. The only surprise is when the algo fucks up. Back then you had to either gamble or actually watch holos, now you just let your spreadsheet tell you what to buy.
It's nostalgia for simpler times. Same reason WoW Classic exists.

>>9230528
That's why I was saying that just to use the inflation for more ways to enjoy the game instead

>>9228746
Thank you for adding so much to the game, Mr. TummyErotic. I will never forget trying to surpass you, while being unable to do so due to your most admirable economic skills. Thank you for your effort, and I wish nothing but the best for your future. You will never be forgotten!
Godspeed, you fantastic bastard.

>>9230528
Even with the overbought mechanic, transaction fees and divs nerf; there's already too much money in the market. I for one don't care about climbing the leaderboard because obviously i'm not gonna get almost a billion to overtake cypher, my oshiboard is impossible to take the crown as well without multicoin... Where does that leave players that think like me? It's just not fun to play i feel like, all this on top of having to run my desktop 24/7 to spend all the liquid by pretty much buying every coin in the market no matter the price... People complained about cosmetics, but the truth is, cosmetics are fun for a group of people and i wish the gacha system was explored in more depth and the auction released. Sorry for the rambling.

>>9231315
the only oshiboard that you will face opposition is Haato's

>>9231462
I didn't mean to get onto the oshiboard, i mean taking the crown. It's impossible when there's a lead by 3k coins.

>>9231560
not even mogu buys okayu 24/7, in a few weeks you can get there

>>9231646
seethe, cope and sell

>>9231646
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not even mogu buys okayu 24/7

>>9231646
If you're seriously not being ironic, then you're beyond delusional.

Reminder that we have players over a billion and still no multicoin transactions.

>>9231646
>Not even mogu buys okayu 24/7
The last time Mogu stopped buying Okayu was when you could only manual trade.

so whats the play then? sell everything and go full liquid before this update?

>>9232444
I'm selling everything over 10k until it is no longer over 10k. From there I'm gambling based on old values.
I would highly recommend reviewing the F.U.C.K. reports to get a gauge on the "typical" prices of coins. It's no perfect but it should help.

>>9231646
I'm sorry but you are wrong

>>9232900
>dubs
>flashbang
>it's actually mogu
Never been a more appropriate time to use this.

>come back to check NASFAQ bros
>Tummy graduates
Oh I hate this

>>9232900
>>9233088
>>9233188

>>9233243
Off by one.

>>9233298
Now you too have discovered how slow the board is.

>>9233489
I do it on purpose when replying to the Ame poster >>8814401

repeating numerals

>>9234194

>>9234194
>[Deleted]

so the new trading meta is to just buy based on expected correction instead of daily valuation? how does that even work? Everything seems so overvalued right now that I'm just going to gamble if they will correct higher or not tomorrow.

>>9234717
I unironically think the issue is that coins are undervalued. The only thing determining a coin's value is their dividends, and the coins should be way more expensive given their respective dividend payouts.

>>9234717
If previous Bogration is anything to go by, you buy only during the first few hours after adjustment and sell when the price inevitably peaks later that day.

Squirrels have returned to the stock market. Nature is healing.

Everyone is going to quit it'll be epic
I'm just waiting for the day Cypher says "fuck this I'm out"

>>9236176
The game has survived much worse

85 more and I am finally free...

>missed divvies
>missed adjustments
>missed a whole day of trading
>still not in the red
>still crabbed
I'm high as fuck I'm buying everything.

>>9237811
>buying
OH NONONONONONONO

Stop being poor

>>9237811
No one tell him

>>9228746
goodbye you magnificent bastard

>>9237892
show wallet

>>9237861
>>9237897
Tell me what

>>9237947
Bogration is back and it's coming for your networth

>>9237947
That you've got good business sense. The market's been stagnating while you were gone and has reached the absolute low point. Now is the time to buy.

Good job, Anon, carry on!

>>9237934

>>9238152
ur wallet is so cute anon >///<

>>9238152
based

>>9238152
is she okay

>>9226170
>Electric Boogaloo
>not Electric Bogaloo
ngmi

>>9238412

haha no wonder he quit he's all the way down at 82nd position
what a cope

>>9239934
imagine being this stupid

why are people superchatting lol it doesn't count towards tax until AFTER the update

>>9240004
he was 44th in case anyone's wondering

>>9240095
because theyre chads

It's not enough that I should succeed; others must fail.

>>9240095

>>9240463
cool it with the anti-semitism buddy

>>9240463

>>9242262
>>9240961
No

>>9226170
I thought the overbought mechanic was implemented from the start, at least when I first started playing the game. When did the dev remove it?

>>9244003
We've had "overbuy protection" for a while now. The old version of the overbuy mechanic did not have protection.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>9244329
>19:00:01

>>9244329
>01:00:01
have fun with the movie

I'm sitting on 5M of liquid (close to half my total net worth). Yeah, I'm a newfag. I'm just too scared of buying more coins and waking up bogged.

Who da faq is buying Suisei at 20k?

>>9245258
don't let the oldfags FUD you, we all don't know what the fuck is going on. DEVs claim they'll do the same shit they did a while ago, we learned to not trust them. Prices might go down, then again not tomorrow. Nobody can be blamed for bad plays today. You're doing fine.

>Wonder why my sheet is returning an error and saying Iofi is 15k
>It's because Luna is listed as himemoriluna

>>9245489
Spaghetti coding

>>9245258
I'll give you an idea of whats going to happen.
When the overbought mechanic is turned on, coins will always adjust towards their intrinsic value. if they are over valued they will go down towards (bot not completely to) that value.
as an idea of what their intrinsic value is, Rushia is currently roughly 15k. Her intrinsic value is about 2k.
now imagine this drop for almost every coin.

>>9245489
Tuna.,..

>>9245633
>towards their intrinsic value
No, they just drop like 40% if people buy them at all so you get a vicious feedback loop where people buy dips and then those coins dip further because they were bought.

>>9245679
any coin worth more than its intrinsic value is considered "overbought"

>>9245633
>Her intrinsic value is about 2k.
Maybe put the crack pipe down buddy.

>>9245832
Value literally doesn't matter you fucking monkey, if Rushia is at 15k and nobody buys her she won't adjust down.
Meanwhile if she's at 2k (way below her actual value but okay buddy retard) and she gets bought up to 4k, she will adjust down to like 1.5k

>>9245836
>he wasn't here for overbog 1

>>9245429
>>9245633
So desu ne. So I guess this was a terrible weekend to start oshicoining for Rushia

>>9246029
Not that anon, but I WAS here. Rushia got Susan'd during Operation Bogration, so she was hit extra hard. If you check the records during that time, she was actually doing okay (I believe she was in the 5k range but I haven't looked in a week or so).
Please remember that we have a long-term record of coin prices and volumes in the OP.

>>9245998
Nta but overbought mechanic is a dev intervention, it will kill coin prices whether players buy or not, do you know what op:bog real name is?

>>9246249
in your case you should probably pick the crack pipe up, might help wean you off the bath salts

>>9246310
oh a pomuposter, nvm then, carry on.

>>9246382
it is a clown, the clown is you

>>9246310
>pomuposting

>>9244003
check info/news. you might learn more new mechanics

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are a total of 1,841,034 shares in circulation, an increase of 18.8% from Monday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is at 32,876. 23 coins are above this average.
>Pekora remains the highest-volume coin, at 119,226 shares in circulation.
>Civia remains the lowest-volume coin, at 3,707 shares in circulation.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Nana :: +149.6%
>Iofi :: +84%
>Mel :: +57.9%
>Mio :: +47.9%
>Roboco :: +45.3%

Top 4 Volume Decreases (of 4):
>Ui :: -8.6%
>Lamy :: -3.6%
>Nabi :: -2.1%
>Towa :: -1%

Nobody had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is currently estimated at $132,016.76, an increase of 72.92% from Monday's estimate, and no, that is not a typo.
>Total Market Value is $29,888,423,476.45, an increase of 98.99% from Monday's Market Value.
>Average value per share is $16,234.59. 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope has the highest market share, at a total of 8.47% of Market Value.
>Pochimaru takes the lowest market share, at 0.05% of Market Value.

Top 10 Value Gains (of 56):
>Sana :: +350.6%
>Mumei :: +297.8%
>Fauna :: +244.2%
>Baelz :: +224.4%
>Botan :: +189.8%
>Towa :: +150.5%
>Lamy :: +143.3%
>Melfissa :: +142.3%
>Aki :: +98.1%
>Mel :: +96.3%

No coins have decreased in value since Monday.
No coins had a sub-1% change in value since Monday.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today. Please keep in mind that this data is the baseline data, and thus has no point of reference. Tomorrow's F.R.E.E. report will have more info.
>Total Superchatted amount is $377,400,394.
>Average Superchats per coin is $6,739,292.75. 9 coins have a Superchat Total above this amount.
>Highest Total Superchats is currently held by Matsuri. o7

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately. I'm still nowhere near the 5k character limit what the fuck.

>>9246547
How is Iofi always in the list?

>>9246627
Because she's been undergoing drastic movements since she returned from having 'rona.
Then she had her birthday.
Then she was a cheap shitcoin when everyone needed to offload liquid.

>>9246310
Hey, 'member when you got BTFO by the devs last time you were in an argument?
I 'member

>>9246547
>Starting Liquid is currently estimated at $132,016.76
>$132,016.76
jesas

>>9246770
now is the time for newfags to make an account. post this on reddit fast

>>9246881
Cease.

>>9246881
guys I can't figure out the third question...

>>9247017
I'll spoonfeed you, it's only buy towa...

by the end of the week new accounts will start with like 20k lmao

>>9246547
A couple of follow-up observations. Pardon the reddit spacing.

While overall volume increased (with only 4 coins decreasing), EN2's bubble disporportionately affected lower-value coins. Gura didn't even scrape a +2% volume change, and any coin currently experiencing a boom due to current events (Botan, Polka) also didn't suffer as much. It would seem that if your valuation was in the ballpark of $5k or less, you had huge volume gains, but everyone else just had a good week for the most part. Mio is the only mid-carder on the Top 5. The rest are shitcoins that usually swing in the $2~3k range, or less in Nana's case.

EN2 is still very much on their high from Susan's absolutely lethal double down throw into upsmash combo, which I will now refer to as the "Market Launcher". Kronii didn't make Top 10 because she's more stable than the rest, but is still pretty high and stabilizing.

What's good to buy right now? Nothing. You shouldn't buy anything. You should hold your long-term positions and sell your short-term ones. Maybe not full liquidation, but it's unlikely you'll be able to make any strong plays before Monday, and by then it'll be too late. I'm an advocate for playing it safe. Maybe you're more daring. I dunno. Just b urself.

>>9246547
thank you for your report, as always, chocobro

market deflation incoming
cheap coins LOVE

So all coins are going to dip, right?

movie night got me like

People clap loud when you gain a lambo. People clap louder when you gain a yacht. But people clap the loudest when you bog.

Anons, I don't care how strong you think your positions are, nothing hits harder than a forced bogration. But it's not about hard you bog. No. It's about how you can get bogged AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD.

Don't be afraid of missing out saying, 'I should have sold' or 'I should have bought' or 'I should have held'. Cowards do that and that's not you.

Whatever is about to happen on Monday, I will buy today, I will sell tomorrow, and I will hold Polka.

>>9252867
Based!

2K in Luna! The impending rape of my wallet will not scare me into stopping!

Wait. We should be selling??? I just spent the whole day buying "dips".

>>9255345
You tell me

>>9255770
That's what I get for not checking these threads.

>>9255770
>88k buys
>184k sells
woah

>>9255849
could have checked the floor, could have checked activity, could have checked the graphs.
honestly, your DD is just terrible.

buying 30, selling 10
you can't stop me

>>9255986
I just checked what was cheap and set my autotrader to buy. I'm still full of liquid because of EN2. I haven't sold anything that isn't EN2. I'm fucked.

Post 'em

>>9247421
>Gura didn't even scrape a +2% volume change
>Susan's absolutely lethal double down throw into upsmash combo, which I will now refer to as the "Market Launcher"
>>9256207
Me neither. Idiots selling forgot how hard it was to actually buy coins without getting fucked for doing so during overbought.

>>9256445
anon, you dont buy coins. you just hold liquid until the dust settles. yes, my divvies will be shit, but if my choice is getting 20% in divvies or not losing 50% of my current value, I know which is more valuable to me.

>>9256351
>buying
but why?

>>9256946
Why not?

>>9256351

>>9256946
to play devils advocate, if you currently have no coins of a particular holo, you can buy a handful of them to flip at tonight's adjustment if you think they'll go up.

>>9256977
stay poor

>>9257130
There's only a few holos that will make profit tonight

>>9257162
ok retard

>>9257222
I think with everyone selling, theres a decent handful you could profit off of. maybe not a lot but if I was a poor fag, this is a great time to flip

>>9256351
buying 22, selling 20. I will put 7 more on buy before going to sleep

>>9257231
post wallet

>>9252867
pretty based desu

I've done it. My Oshi produces enough dividends to keep buying her for another 7 days.
I've reached the oshingularity. the market can do as it wishes, for I have ascended.

I'm bogproof enough

>>9258917
Bogproof? Anon... you're already in the bog

So what you guys are saying is I should buy more towa

>>9259235
I have enough liquid to buy more polka and reinvest in the new market.
Don't really care about net worth or the leaderboard bc the oshiboard is the only thing that matters. As long as I'm stable enough to make plays and have good income on divvies I'll live

>>9259445
No I'm buying Towa. You can't buy her.

>>9259793
I'm buying Towa

>>9259445
>>9259793
>>9259819
I'm selling Towa

>>9259859
Thanks for keeping the price stable, I'm buying more Towa!

>>9259445
>>9259793
>>9259819
>>9259884

>>9259643
You should be buying everything right now you idiot

>>9260548
Explain to me your reasoning to buy right now and I'll dump every ounce of liquid I have
If You can't then you're a faggot

>>9260692
everything is red.

>>9260692
if you are buying prices go down slower, if prices go down slower I can sell for more, buy so I can get richer my friend

Baby FE is fucking gone
https://pastebin.com/T7tkh0w8

>>9260714
>OH GUYS LOOK IT'S RED
You fucking nigger it's 2%-5% down from record highs, I'm not buying in for it to crash in 48 hours
>>9260753
Based, who do I buy to help you out

>>9261207
Way to move the goalposts. you said if I explained, you'd buy. there was no condition on it being a good reason.

I explained. time for you to buy.

>>9244329
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour Alaska Daylight Time. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Saturday, September 5th.

>>9261354
fair enough, I'll buy more polka just for you

>>9261361
Everything is red... nasfaq... is saved...

>>9261354

wtf happened?
I haven't checked the market for a few days and everything skyrocketed.
Should I be dumping right now?

I'm looking at roughly 15m in liquid per day I need to spend after the update to drain my liquid, how fucked am I? Richfag replies only.

>>9261632
devs fucked up and now buying drops prices instead of raising them. buy as much as you can.

>>9261688
have you tried buying coins
t. top 50

>honk literally gave a 2 day warning about the bogs
>no dude you should totally keep buying
you guys are delusional

>>9261027
why? did we lose FE permissions?

>overbought will bog every coin you should sell
>no I have no explanation for why this would happen just trust me bro

>>9261744
I'm at the point where even buying my oshi 24/7 only uses less than half of my dividends. There is a balance I want to strike between holding enough liquid to weather overbought mechanic but still be able to use up everything by dividends, I just don't know what that value is.

>>9261997
You can literally calculate the percent changes. Stay poor

>newfags pretending to know what the overbought mechanic will do
>oldfags ignoring the current market climate
>SELL SELL SELL SELL

Fact: the people selling right now are the people who care about MPP

>>9262496
uhh no, MPP fags would be holding to keep their mpp low. zeroing out would undo all their mpp efforts

>>9261623
>oshicoining in the oshicoiner graveyard
look at the guy above you on the leaderboard anon. ngmi

>>9262394
>You can literally calculate the percent changes
what the fuck are you even talking about?
inb4 post wallet, literal poor cope

>>9262809
The new sheets does everything for you, pulls the data, calculates de changes and even buys for you.

>>9262732
And look at people 50 spots ahead of me! they're multimillionaires and I'm over here around 25 million. Should I just give up and become a corpse for newfags to crawl over? Fuck that and fuck you

>>9228746
>I hope someone will take our place
>7216
Yeah right. No one is dedicated enough to buy +7000 Matsuri coins. That's 50 days of buying non-stop.

>>9226170
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>>9255267
Congrats

>>9263040
you're never gonna be able to climb those 50 spots. look around you. where do you think you are?

>>9263519
In 4 weeks you are still going to be stuck crabbing on your oh so precious leaderboard while that PolkaCHAD keeps climbing the Oshi one, now fuck off

>>9262496
>Would you rather make $3000 on divies or lose $20,000 by holding a coin?

Imagine thinking you're smart

>>9263665
The place you start oshicoining at is the place you start to crab forever. That's just science. Look at 35P. Look at mikofag. Look at jester. Look at yonju. Crabbed in the leaderboard, crabbed in the oshiboard. Don't start oshicoining early.

>he thinks a coin is going to lose 20k value for no reason

>>9263798
Honk wants to get rid of inflation and reintroduces bogtron that adjust coins based on YT performance. NAAAH it won't go down.

>>9263756
You're a fool if you think prices are going to bog on monday. Coins will be normalized and most of them will crab.

>>9263974
Because you say so.

I had forgotten how the bogging meta was.

All of you people talking about the coins boggening immediately or not and arguing about it like it fucking matters are on that good shit.
>OH SURE LET ME SELL 144 OF THOSE 2000 PEKORAS, THAT WILL SURELY HELP

>>9263665
he's not going to outbuy 3 polkafags in the top 100 who have liquid that's more than twice his networth

>>9264345
You are supposed to sell the coins you can get down to 0 you absolute retard, and pekora mooned today, why wouldn't you sell

>>9264619
She's going up again tomorrow.
>acting like you have any idea how this is going to work
>calling me retarded when trying to completely unload a stack of 2000 is fucking impossible
Have fun burning more of your liquid before divs on overbought than I will just sitting pretty with the coins I already have.

>>9263798
>he doesn't know
stay poor forever

>>9261027
>>9261939
Oh, looks like youtube api changed so these were actually only unlisted. Trying to fix my script now

>>9263789
Crabbing in the leaderboard has nothing to do with crabbing on the oshicoin. You virtually can't climb in the oshiboad when the other members keep buying since the cooldown is the same for everyone.

>>9265757
It matter because if you run out of liquid, the gap gets bigger.

>>9265795
we are at the point the oshicoins generate more divvs that the liquid required to buy 1008 of them.

>>9265757
Be more consistent than the other guy. Wont catch me slipping though.

>>9265865
Don't be ridiculous. 25mil networth won't give enough divvies to buy polka 24/7.

>>9264345
>no one is going to give me a million dollars so its not worth it accepting 100,000 dollars.
this is how dumb you sound.
besides, prices wont drop all at once, you have all week to minimise losses as they keep dropping day after day. you could easily offload 500 coins and save yourself a lot of money.

take this to the floor so I can see how poor you are

>>9266561
again, you're assuming that prices will drop back to their prices a month ago. they won't

>>9266058
Not him, but the top 3 yes.

why is no one talking about the 10% fee

>>9266925
poors can't into math

>>9266925
I am never ever selling regardless. It doesn't matter

>>9266925
>>9266953
devchamas are flinging shit with the over bought mechanic to make you ignore the taxes

>>9267057
the fee is on buying tho

>>9266801
hey man, thats the gamble I guess. I personally was around when the bog machine was last turned on and know whats about to happen. if you think that this time will somehow be different, thats your choice.

>>9266925
We did. It’s a stupid rule that fuck the poor but not the rich.

>>9267078
Yes and?

>>9267109
for me it seems tailor made to cypher, rean, jester and big plans

>>9267092
this is why you're still poor

>>9267112
>why is no one talking about the 10% fee
>I am never ever selling regardless.
>It doesn't matter
>the fee is on buying tho
>Yes and?
i don't know man, take a guess. what could i be possibly talking about

>>9267157
What about Konnui?

>>9267249
we will never know the filthy deals that happen in his wallet

>>9267193
Whatever helps you sleep at night man, I'm pretty happy with my position.

>>9267157
what did I do.

>>9267652
you faggots make 8000 trades every day

>>9267676
The least day trading the best.

>30% of my networth is liquid
I'm sure there's absolutely no chance this will go wrong

>>9267784
>70% of my networth is volatile and has indicators of going down due to dev intervention
But I'll be alright

>>9265757
You actually can but I'm not going to tell you the secret

>>9259445
>>9259793
>>9259819
Children children children. You are allowed to only buy Towa 3 hours on the weekend. No more than that.

>>9268862
can't hear you over all the liquid i pumped into Towa

>>9267157
>>9267676
trading is fun

>>9268943
And I can't hear you at all, cus your sound post doesn't work.

>>9269319
works on my machine

>>9256351
like 15M in sales.

>>9262496
when else would I sell my 20% stack than in hyperinflation, yea. was holding on to anything ~35% and up as well as current gudcoins

>>9256351

>>9263789
if anything I proved you can climb out of it, c'mon.

Dead thread, dead game

There's an ongoing aggie, anon. People will inevitably talk there.

>>9272027
you got spoonfed by EN2 so your oshi% compared to your networth became negligible

>>9272560
that oshi% thing? about to be taken care of in about 20 mins

>>9267223
>Mechanic disproportionately benefits coinholders and nerfs daytraders.
>I just buy and hold rather than day trade, thus I don't care.
Stay mentally poor.

>>9272686
will you actually stop at that meme number?

>>9272773
that was the plan but apparently space goes before S in ascii

This newfag got to rank 64 within a month. What's your excuse?

>>9273113
I'm a jobber intentionally playing with predominantly low-end coins.
What's your excuse?

>>9273113
>alt
>en2 abuser
kek

>>9273161
>>9273172
Another example of a newfag reaching big heights within a short span of time. Abusing EN2 isn't a valid excuse because everyone with half a brain did it.

Mission complete. I'll enjoy this for the 3 days it lasts.
>captcha
...

>>9273220
To be honest, a lot of newfags joined for EN2 so we can't really call them out for buying and selling EN2

>>9273113
>>9273220
I don't give enough of a shit.

>>9273259
I sent you an email

>>9273259
Congrats!!!!

>>9273259

>>9273259
Grats. Interesting email.

>if you use nasfaq.biz/api/deleteOwnAccount as your email it will delete all of nasfaq

>>9273332
Thank you for your service. Your tip will be reviewed with utmost urgency in order to fulfill our duty to our people.

>>9273161
You get a pass because blondes are based

>>9273404
FUCK I CLICKED IT

>not 35%
I can't do anything right huh

>>9273518
just sell everything else until it is, which you should be doing anyway

>>9273518
is this percentage of wallet or percentage of total spent liquid

>>9273775
Percentage of wallet.

>>9273775
price paid would be this, already pointing towards hyperinflation

>>9274019
>not centered
ponkotsu-kun...

>>9273259
Congrats buddy

>>9226170
>234 cycles remain
It’s not like the market will immediately bog after this. The question is, will the market bog the hardest after the adjustment on the day the new rules are implemented or will there be multiple bogs for several days?

>>9274513
there will be consecutive bog days but they should in theory bog a little less each day until they get down to their true value.

>>9274513
today I will remind them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE1ubvzM4Es
NEW HOLOMAMA NACHO DEBUT
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9274770
oh look another shitcoin

>>9274549
What dictates a coin's true value anyway? Look, I'm retarded. Now that has been made clear, why do coins at 30k still asjust up? Wouldn't that mean 30k is around their true value? Otherwise they would adjust down? Seriously, I'm retarded.

>>9274954
if it's true value compared to something like market volume then it's that. every answer will be rrats though because honk won't and shouldn't give the formula away.

>>9274954
>What dictates a coin's true value anyway?
Performance metrics fed into a black box formula. We know what influences it, but not by how much, and there may be noise on the formula as well.
Something that it doesn't seem many have caught on to is that Dividends are based on the "True" value, not the current market value. That's why dividends didn't move much this week compared to last week, despite the massive market surge.

>>9274954
performance dictates their value, but because of overbought protection making coins crab instead of dip if theyre overbought, the prices just keep going up and are now very out of line with what theyre actually worth.
Average coin value is probably in the 5-10k range

>>9275137
Follow up question, if "we" are so certain some coins will lose 50% to 75% of their current value, then why are so many people holding the coins? Surely holding instead of selling will result in a bigger loss?

>>9275327
you are correct. those people are disillusioned and dont think the coins will drop much in value. we call those people bag holders.

>>9275327
I can’t sell 1000 coins in 144 cycles

>>9275601
getting bogged on 856 coins is better than getting bogged on 1000

>>9275643
And spend another 144 cycles to buy her back? Nah. Fuck that.

>>9275779
This guy gets it. I'm only selling the shit I won't miss.

>>9275327
I have 1,371 Chococoin at $2.6k MPP, and she will not dive below $500. Worst case scenario, I will lose a little over 2.8m, which isn't even 3% of my net worth. I'm selling pretty much everything else.
I'll be fine holding these bags that I was going to hold anyway. This is exactly the kind of scenario that long-term investment planning is for: Buy low, control your prices, judge values, and never fight a battle you can't win.

Remember to NOT BUY anything after adjustments, unless you wanna be poor.

>>9276016
no one cares if you hold shitcoins

>>9276027
I’m buying Choco

>>9276079
Fuck you, I wanna make sweet sweet love to that shitcoin.

>>9276079
Most people are going to be holding their oshi. Only people like M and Tampa are going to be at any severe risk, since they had that massive naval battle that shot Marine to 20k. She's looking at 5k at worst-case. That's a 75% drop.

I wanted to trust my gut for real this time but once again I gave in to pressure from the thread. I will be selling. I hope this is the right decision.

>>9276160
>Only people like M and Tampa are going to be at any severe risk, since they had that massive naval battle that shot Marine to 20k.
>massive naval battle that shot Marine to 20k.
Love how retards keep repeating this. The volume of Marine in my wallet went DOWN. Two niggers with a coin as heavily traded as Marine on auto-buy cannot TRIPLE its fucking value.

Oh nice I just woken up. Just now I realized having a lot of indog coins was a bad idea.

>>9261027
My dirty list of variables increases. I wish I was never reminded unlists exists.

>>9276160
I sure hope you poors don't actually think this

>>9276553
oh god. why not use a flags so you only have one variable?

jwu need a shit

>>9276877
i'm shitting right now, you'll need to wait until i'm done

just fucking bog me

>13k Choco
>15k Irys
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9276705
Gonna have to tell me what you mean by flags in this context, thanks.

These are meant for tracking the video and view counters. I'm positive there is a better way to handle this but this was setup when I was hacking the script together trying to figure out how I would even handle everything in the first place. At the time there was only 4 so it didn't really matter much. I learned the importance of attempting to plan shit out as early as you can from this shit seeing as I'm being punished for not doing so in various ways.

>Everything I bought went down
>Everything I sold went up

So what do we do now? Buy the dips?

>Ame
>6.6k increase
I'm fucking rich

>>9277079
>buying right now

Should we put the oshicoiners on suicide watch? If your oshi went down today you are going to lose all of your net worth.

Today's bubbles.

Hi

>>9276992
I don't know how you have your objects structured but I was thinking you might be able to attach a variable to every video that would tell you what state it's in and just count the videos that way

>>9277306
my oshi just went up 6k, what do I win?

>in the top 250
I am coming for you

>>9277413
Nothing, you just might be safe from the chopping block for a single day. As soon as she has a single bad day and adjusts downwards at all, it's over for you too.

I don't feel so good.

>>9277355
Hi

>>9277355
>>9277716

>>9277367
That is a nice idea. I'll keep it in mind when I do my rewrite since I have to pass around the video list actively. Thanks anon.

fees on buys are fucking stupid

>>9277355
>>9277716

yesterday/today

By the time the bog arrives I will have 200 mil in cash. But now I am worried that I wont have enough time to spend it all by friday

>>9277880
No shit, that's what I've been fucking saying.

>>9277874
mogu...

>>9277874
mogu...

>>9277880
no shit retard, not only can you not spend it but you'll have to buy overbought coins and then lose money anyway

>>9277874
mogu...

>>9277306
she’s not supposed to be 11k anyways, more to come

might have to bring this back

>>9278020
Yes. Towa is worth much more than 11k.

Coins are all still dogshit. I sleep.

Yes liquefy... good. Let me just buy up the Fauna and Miko dips uncontested because they're going to bog anyways.

If the average coin price drops to 9k, I can spend 65 mil a day by buying all coins. That means I have enough time to spend my 200mil cash.

>>9226170
Is the oshiboard updated?

>>9261027
Updated my script to consider unlists and membered(accidental discovery I could even do that) properly. So here is the list videos that's in my database that's had their state flipped.
https://pastebin.com/6GhLzcXw
Luna videos posted in earlier bin are todays unlists so they should impact view counts but nothing else in this bin will. The restores are from me not updating the db for a few hours due to me working on the script.

Some extra blog I'm working on checking for changes between privates/unlists/members so the script will do that soon. However, the checks for this will happen probably only once a day due to the api usage such a thing requires so it won't be highly accurate but it doesn't impact nasfaq performance so it's w/e.

>>9279276
Marine 3434 for Tampa, yes, it was updated this morning.

>>9279127
Whats the average price right now? also jesas 200mill

>>9279397
As of yesterday at close it was $16k per coin.

Is there a new thread in the works?

>>9280126
no one cares. everyone is on the discord

>>9280126
Let the thread rest for a while.

>>9280199
Disgusting.

>>9280199
>>9280366
there is no fucking discord shut the fuck up

>>9280566
1. They are all in the aggie hugbox and circle jerking each other there.
2. The Discord does exsist, and the link has been posted here before. Look up the archives.

>>9280680
Yeah the "link" has been posted for random ass servers, not a nasfaq server