/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>896688
Here's a (You) Chang.

You sound like you need some pepeloni, Anon

>>896688
People think she is a genius because she plays a retard, but that really just makes her seem retarded to most people.

Shes just too strong bros...filtering the weak like this is so unfair.. how do we stop her? Can she even be slowed down? It may be hopeless..

>>896768
She seems really immature and not in a good way. Marine was right about her.

>>896789
>Marine was right about her
Nice intentionally vague statement

>>896815
Marine just said that she was going to look back at this period in her life when she gets older and cringe

>>896688
Sounds like you got filtered. It's okay, plebs don't have the necessary intelligence and culture to understand an avant garde genius like Haato.

>>896688
eat a gyoza and stfu

arigathanks~

Stream is starting. Lets fucking go!

https://youtu.be/uryelR5u9PQ

thank you for voicing your opinion. management will take your feedback into consideration.
thank you.

>>896688
I was going to disagree with you but seeing as her current stream is just her reacting to her own videos, I'll agree with your fist sentence now

>>897353
>fist

Haato reviewing Haachama videos

>>896852
What a retard

>>896688
ה הפפלוני, פפלוני. אתם מכירים את הפפלוני? הזה עם בלי. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את הדומינו. דומינו פפלוני ובלי הפפלוני. אני תמיד מזמינה את הפפלוני ובלי פפלוני. פפלוני! אני אוהבת פפלוני, כן. אני תמיד, אני תמיד מזמינה את, את המגש- מגש גבינה. אהה איך אני יכולה להסביר? אני יכולה להסביר בעזרת הציור שלי! אני תמיד מזמינה כאילו את המגש גבינה שיש עליו גבינה פה, החלק הזה. האוזן. אוזן של פיצה. ואז, אני מזמינה- כש- כשאני מזמינה פפלוני,האוזן- תמיד יש פפלוני על ה- מעל, אבל אני אוספת אותם... החוצה! כי אני לא אוכלת את זה. ואז אני אוכל את הפיצה מגש גבינה. אוקיי? אתה מבינים? מובן? פפלוני! כן.

>>896688
ahh die salami, salami. du kennst die salami? die gar keine. ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die domino. domino salami und ohne salami. ich bestelle immer die salami und ohne salami. salami! ich mag salami, ja. ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die cheese- cheese pan. ahh wie kann ich erklären? ich kann mit meiner zeichnung erklären! ich bestelle immer sowas wie die cheese pan damit sie käse hier hat, dieses teil, das ohr. ohr der pizza. und dann, ich bestelle- w-wenn ich salami bestelle, das ohr- es hat immer eine salami auf s- oben auf, aber ich nehme die... weg! weil ich es nicht esse. und dann esse ich die cheese pan pizza. okay? verstehst du? verständlich! salami! ja.

>>896688
Anon likes pepeloni

>>896688
She's always been cringe way before the lore, anon. That's her appeal. You just realized now that you were wearing rose-tinted glasses all this time.

>>896852
No she didn't you fucking liar. Clip or fuck off.

>>896852
That's what Marine thinks about herself for sure. She knows Haachama is just a kid having fun, whilst she's turning 30 soon and still living aimlessly.

>>896688
I stuck with her through the cooking arc, through the lewd stream arc, through the pandering arc, and most of the schizo arc. But this schizo arc has gone too far for me.

>>896789
>>896852
>Marine just said that she was going to look back at this period in her life when she gets older and cringe
Marine literally groomed and tried to fuck grade schoolers when she was Haato's age

This chick is just uncreative bro. Constantly copying others' work/meme format without even hiding.

I wish hachama and her audience can grow the fuck up. Stop being a giant manbaby and accually develop taste for more some of the more well constructed entertainment.

>>897881
>>897829
Marine is based

>>896688
Agreed back and forth haato and haachama was funny at first but month later starting to feel redundent

>>896688
CHINK DETECTED

>>897811
Source: Just trust me bro.
Lmao

>>897811
Spoonfeeding the retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0YeSAr7CU

I love how even she couldn't stay 100% in character during the shuffling rows of backwards Haachamas, she started giggling.

>>897934
Dumb cunts

The whole creepy Haato/Haachama was pretty unique, but now it's just too overdone. At first I thought there was a conclusion to her saga with double personalities but now I think she needs go on. It was interesting way to draw more atention but it's stangate really fast.

Always feels like Haato is one video away from necking herself, hate to be the concernfag but the feeling is always there

>>896852
Everyone cringes at the shit they did in HS

>>896852
>was going to look back at this period in her life when she gets older and cringe
it's better than not trying something new

>>896688
I Don't dislike current Haato but i do wish her fandom would stop acting as if the story she created with her videos were either revolutionary or particularly deep

>>898288
Why would she?

>>896688
I used to think she was sweet and kind. She is actually kind of a cunt.

>>896688
>cringe

Go back to r3ddit fag.

When was she mean or stuck up?

>>896688
ITT: people seething because someone is having fun with trying something new

>>899717
Yeah pretty much. I thought she was just goofy but she's the only one that actually seems like she's just a mean person

>>899644
It was quite interesting for the first vids, ngl

She was better when she would put her effort into cute touristy videos and tried to communicate english without sounding completly retarded, not this bullshit memefaggotry EOP bait. But hey it brings the numbers and she's a huge numberfag

>>896688
Her shtick has gotten old and I wish she'd just do some proper English streams but I still love her

i just want more cute outfits with her hair down or the single ponytail please haato

There's palpable irony in complaining about a fad or theme outliving its charm when that statement is made on a website that recycles decade old memes and uses self-describing already outdated terminology like "cringe".

>>896688
Ah, o pepeloni, pepeloni. Conheces o pepeloni ? O normal ? Eu sempre- Eu peço sempre o Domino, o pepeloni Domino e sem pepeloni. Eu peço sempre o pepeloni e sem pepeloni. Pepeloni! Eu gosto de pepeloni. Eu peço sempre a pan- a pan de queijo. Como posso explicar ? Posso explicar pelo meu desenho. Eu peço sempre tipo a pan de queijo, que tem queijo aqui nesta parte, a orelha. Orelha da pizza! E depois peço- quando peço pepeloni, a orelha- tem sempre pepeloni no topo, mas eu pego nestes, FORA! Porque eu não o como! E depois eu como a pizza pan de queijo. Ok ? Compreendem ? Compreensível. Pepeloni, sim.

>>900479
Yeah it definitely feels like she is really manipulative and sadistic. And not in a fun sadist way but a bitch sadist way.

>>899717
>>900479
>>901724
What the fuck are (you) basing this off of as an EOP who doesn't know Haachama IRL?

>>901744
Do you know her?

>>896688
chink

>>901758
No that's why I'm asking you. Since you seem to think she's a "sadistic person IRL", what're you basing this off of other than pulling it out of your ass?

>>897660
>>897728
>>901627
based and AWAY-pilled

>>899644
Haachama is one of the few holos who actually likes to interact and play with their fanbase. Most of haatons, suchs as me, don't care about if this go for ages as long we can still play with her. Or you want her to play Undertale?

I am the pepeloni. I come with the pepeloni pizza, even give it its name. But I'm taken away, everytime.
Perhaps one could say that's part of the appeal. To order the pizza. With the pepeloni. And then, away...
When you order pizza, the dominos, it comes with pepeloni. The pepeloni pizza. You have to live up with that.
Unlike the cheesy ear of pizza, which is welcome, the pepeloni's role is to dissappear from itself. To deny itself. To become the no one.

>>897829
> she's turning 30 soon
Oh anon, she's past that number already

>>901932
Alas tis fate to be replaced by the gyoza, who sits on top of a pineapple throne.

>>901744
I am S3 in japanese actually. At least I was in college. Probably slipped into s2 at this point.

>>902196
This still doesn't explain how you think she's a sadist IRL anon.

This thread really opened my eyes thanks to the overwhelming evidence provided. It's clear to me haato is a psychopathic freak who talks shit behind everyone's backs and tortures small defenseless animals for pleasure. I can't let my kids be corrupted anymore and we certainly can't let her get the nuclear codes.

>>902212
She seems to manipulate the feelings of her fans by pretending to be depressed and posting cryptic shit on her youtube/twitter to get them scared for her safety and emotional state and then goes "surprise I was just fuckin witcha!"

I'm not referring to her current drama which everybody knows is basically a play that she made.

Just in general, she will say things that make you think she is gonna kill herself, go on a hiatus for a few days and then it turns out she just went fishing.

Shit like that. It is not just fun teasing, it is taken to such an extreme that is becomes actually cruel.

>>902280
>she will say things that make you think she is gonna kill herself
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about

>>902280
>goes on vacation
She's manipulative!

How clingy are you faggot Simp? Like she's a fucking character on a screen LMAO. AWAY!

>>902248
very well said, not gonna lie, former haaton here. This is fucking hilarious watching haachama crash and burn. But in all seriousness we seriously can't let this girl get the nuclear codes

>>902327
Going in a vacation is fine. Saying

>I can't take it anymore....

After complaining about her terrible home life and how much she got bullied in school and how her grades are dropping and she feels hopeless and alone is nerve wracking.

>>896688
You absolute retard, atleast you finally understand what she is

>>902681
>After complaining about her terrible home life and how much she got bullied in school and how her grades are dropping and she feels hopeless and alone is nerve wracking.

"I can't take it anymore" = "I'm going to kill myself"

Do IRL reps immediately you fucking schizo

>>897881
At least she realized she was going down a bad path and rehabilitated herself.

>>902730
I can't tell if you are trolling or not.

Leaving cryptic messages on twitter about not being able to take it anymore and then going on hiatus for 5+ days is not normal.

If we are talking about irl you would definitely assume that person was gonna commit suicide.

>>902791
>If we are talking about irl you would definitely assume that person was gonna commit suicide.
No I wouldn't because I'm not a schizo chink that assumes the worst, especially when the "cryptic messages" are literally her saying what her issues are

>>902839
>Chunk

They live rent free in your head don't they?

I really don't get where some people get the impression from that she's stuck up or mean
I can get being fed up with her recent stuff, I'm not personally, but at least I can get that in which case just move on
But calling her mean, rude or whatever is like...what?

>>902960
You're trying to make sense of what's either (1) very weak bait from a peanut-brained schizo or (2) an actual fucking retard that has trouble wiping his own ass. People need to just let these threads die on the last page where they belong.

>>902763
G O O D E N D I N G

Le peppeloni, peppeloni. Est-ce que vous connaissez le peppeloni? Le chose de "non"? Je toujours, je commande toujours le domino. Je commande toujours le peppeloni et sans le peppeloni. Le peppeloni! J'aime le peppeloni. Je toujours, je commande toujours le fromage la poêle du fromage. Comment est-ce que j'explique? Je peux explique avec mon dessin. Je toujours, commande comme le poêle du fromage que a du fromage sur ici, cette partie, l'oreille. L'oreille de la pizza. Et puis je commande, quand je commande le peppeloni l'oreille, il a toujours le peppeloni au top. Mais je prends ça, JETER! Parce que je ne mange pas! Puis je mange le poêle du fromage de la pizza.

>>901724
>Getting baiting by little Jap Girl
Not gonna make it.

>>902681
Has /vt/ reached new levels of pathetic?

>>902280
If she does do that, thats based. Concernfags deserve everything they get.

>>896852
Well she just looked back and cringed at the Haachama vids, while maintaining kayfabe no less

>>902280
She's a fucking 19 year old teenager. Any slight against her is (to her) the worst thing to ever happen to her in her entire life.
They all act this way. Overdramatic, prone to cry, all that. Don't attribute malice to the angsty tweets of an adolescent girl.

>>905108
Based and Chaamapilled

>>904861
caring about somebody makes you pathetic?

>>905320
I suppose it could just be the mood swings of an emotional teenager, but it does seem malicious at times.

I guess i could continue giving her the benefit of the doubt though.

>>899717
>She is actually kind of a cunt.
Not sure if Australian.

>>905320
How does that change things though? People don't like that she's cunty. It doesnt matter why.

>>905678
No you're right it shouldn't change how you feel about her being cunty. I was more explaining that instead of the cunty-ness stemming from calculated 5d chess, it's just her being an emotional wreck. I can see why viewers would want nothing to do with it. It can be exhausting being a fan of hers.

>>896789
She's 19 anon, she can't help but be a bit immature.

>>897934
>damn i really regret making bank through shitposting straight out of highschool and it not being linked to me as a person in any way

>>905561
Yeah, caring about someone you don't even know to point where you are making up shit is new levels of stalking. You are pathetic.

>>905752
I'm a fan of hers, I just think she is extremely emotionally manipulative and sadistic.

>>905561
Parasocial relationships are unhealthy

>>905762
>>905320
This. Do you remember what you were like at that age? Because I do and I cringe just thinking about it.

She's the youngest holo anons

>>906161
what? marine is 17, haato is at least 19 by now

>>906161
Wasn't Shion the youngest?

She shitposts all the time. She does clickbait all the time too. If you're not used to that then you must be new to her. She has gone through several phases like the stinky feet and and R18. She just do what she thinks is interesting and changes them if she changes her mind.

>>905812
well yeah, i'm on 4chan. Of course i am pathetic. That doesn't mean it is wrong to care about somebody.

>>905857
Normies have parasocial relationships as well, they are called celebrities'.

>>906468
But the celebrities are real...

>>906468
Come on anon, just stop this.

>>901578
>>901627
Case in point

>>907463
And yet, the plebs have as much of a chance interacting with a celebrity as we have interacting with the roommate of vtubers.

>>907494
I'm powered by pure autism. I can do this all day.

>>902791
This is considered emotionally manipulative and sadistic? People around me do this all the time.

>>907828
then the people around you are emotionally manipulative.

>>907906
fuck this shit this is why I only talk to my oshi

>>908097
A man of culture i see.

>>905827
Have you tried just watching her vids and not going on twitter? It works wonders for me and pretty much any other normal humans

>>896688
Agree so much bro. She's overused the whole insanity alterego nonsense now.

>>908457
I guess i could do that. Thanks.

>>902280
meds

>>908671
Away! And don't forget your meds

>>897902
Cool rrat bro.

>>896688
You don't really exist, you're just a delusion in my head to make me get mad at people with bad opinions. Your Tulpa tricks won't work on me anymore!

>>902280

>>896688
>mean
What mean things has she done?

>>906210
>pirate is 17
Lmao no one pull the curtain back this one is rich

>>902280
Who hurt you?

>>916395
She's 17 though?

>>916471
Do your reps

>>916399
A lot of people. I don't think I'm wrong though.

>>902280
did your parents tell you they will call santa claus when you were a kid because you didn't want to eat your veggies, man?

>>897829
She even thinks that about her recent past self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrH2muKEMc0

>>896852
great advice from someone who makes sexy videos for neets

>>896688
She's a kid doing stuff that kids do, my god do only boomers realize this is why she's so cute.

>>902280

>>897881
I wish I were a Japanese grade schooler.

>itt schizos who apparently were never teenagers cry about a teenagee GIRL going through emotional highs and lows

Fuck sake movies have been making bank on this fact for fucking years

>>902864
>free
They geyt payed to stay there

>>902280
Honestly I agree. Haachama is shit and I'm happy she got bullied in australia. It seems like she deserved it.

>>921467
Yeah. Everybody feels bad for people treating her like shit, but she was probably instigating shit and only giving her side of the story.

>>921579
Like with her foster family. I mean she was a weird girl with poor english skills, bad hygiene, who was rude and stand offish and locked herself in her room at night and made ear shattering screeching noises like a fucking maniac disrupting the entire families sleep.

She openly admitted to a diet of energy drinks and ramen. Probably pissed in jars so she didn't have to see the family.

And then she makes herself out to be the victim.

>>921579
>>921467
>>902280
No way they're all the same guy right?

>>921712
This is a very suspicious thread in general. Similar phraseology and rhetoric all over the palce.

>>921712
Nah. Sorry she is such a trash person though.

>>921780
She is literal subhuman scum.

Frankly I wish she never made it home. Except maybe in a pine box.

>Still 82 Ips

This smells like bad bait

>>902280
Man what a dumb rrat. Forced attempt at making someone look bad.

>>921994
I don't need to make her look bad, she does that herself. Seethe more.

>>916471
She accidentally slipped up on stream and said her real age. Turns out she's in her late 20's. It's where the "17 season 2" meme and the boomer meme come from.

>>922102
So she doesn't even have the excuse of being young for all her bullshit. She is absolutely disgusting

>>922128
(You)

>>922025
Meds

>>922182
Yeah, you should take them. And haachama should definitely be taking them. Crazy braindead slag needs all the meds she can get.

What is funny is if someone made an Anime about Haachama's full timeline up to this point, people will love it. She does stuff for shits and giggles but there are moments when she would be really sincere about certain things. If you can't tell the difference anymore then you might need to step back a bit because you're already obsessed.

>>916501
She's 17, she said so herself so it's true.

>>926426
Lurk more, you dummy

>>897934
You know, one of the main signs of autism is not understanding when people are just joking around. They'll think that friendly banter is actual criticism.

>>921712
So many posts in this thread are one guy samefagging. Look at the phrasing and punctuation.

>>921712
(You) are the reason why this board should have id's

>>922269
That's why she's not in Hololive Alt, she's getting her own anime

>>896688
Rope

>>899717
>>900479
>>908671
>>906468
>>922203
>>921852
>>921780

All of these posts have similar phrasing and grammer.

You know, if you just stuck the samefagging to "yeah her recent content isn't so great" you could've had a subversive Haato criticism thread instead of a "make fun of the autistic skitzo" thread. Samefagging becomes way more obvious when everyone has the same misconception kek.

>>902681
Haachama is an iron bar compared to your wet noodle disposition. You should be worried about yourself not her.

>>897881
>a woman
theres nothing wrong with that

>>898288
fucking newfag, her posts isnt any different that the shit people post here on daily basis and im pretty sure they never neck themselves because I knew some of those anons

>>902280
isnt thats the point? her fans are depicted as pigs for a reason ffs

>>897728
>> Ahh die Salami, Salami. Du kennst die Salami? Die gar keine. Ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die Domino. Dominosalami und ohne Salami. Ich bestelle immer die Salami und ohne Salami. Salami! Ich mag Salami, ja. Ich bestelle, ich bestelle immer die, die Cheese- Cheesepan. Ahh wie kann ich erklären? Ich kann mit meiner Zeichnung erklären! Ich bestelle immer sowas wie die Cheesepan damit sie Käse hier hat, dieses Teil, das Ohr. Ohr der pizza. Und dann, ich bestelle- w-wenn ich Salami bestelle, das Ohr- es hat immer eine Salami auf s- oben auf, aber ich nehme die... WEG! Weil ich es nicht esse. Und dann esse ich die Cheesepanpizza. Okay? Verstehst du? Verständlich! Salami! Ja.

Fixed. Can't do German without long-ass compound words

>>928050
NOOO OP needs a 2D Waifu to be the perfect ever loving gf that will never ever play him and will love him forever.

>>927696
???

>>901948
"17 second season" was supposed to mean 27 (which would make her 28 now), not 34, retard.

>>896749
>needs some pepeloni
This man has obviously eaten way too fucking much of it, and should start to away it

>>897881
>MUH SPICY GOSSIP
tell the cops then, faggot or stfu

>>927696
take your meds

>>897881
Absolutely based. Would be even more based with the source, where's the source?

>>897881
she didn't try to fuck them, that's what makes it even more degenerate, she wanted them to lust after her and love her but didn't hint or do anything sexual (from what she said at least)

>>897842
she can't really help it, she has to do the schizo arc, otherwise she would have to say "sorry i can't be noisy at night otherwise my parents will beat me up"

>>902280
that or she's actually very depressed when she writes those and backpedals by saying she was only pretending

>>921692

>>897881
NICE

>>929942
Literally ever 18 year old is depressed, it hardly warrant much attention

>>929036
>What is inspect element

Also even if one post was not OP, these literally all have the same wording style and all are posting about the same narrative based on a misconception.

"Haachama is boring/unfunny" is an opinion that people actually have. "Haachama is literally evil and is trying to suicide bait her fans" is one autist.

>>931033
it's called trying to follow a joke. please go back i beg you

>>897934
old bitchy cunts with no views

I don't like all these "lore" vids because honestly they go nowhere and aren't as entertaining as her usual content but I'm excited to see what comes from the horror contest.
That fan made cooking game was neato.

>>898020
>>932584
Haato's only fans seem to be brain damaged zoomers.

Makes sense though. You would need to have your brain scrambled from all that Fortnight dancing to like her.

>>933635
I'm 33 and fan of Haachama (yes Haachama). Now what?

>>897811
She literally said this you newfag retards >>897919

The only thing I can't stand is her screeching. Her little haato haachama thing she has is a unique and fun idea but her fucking screeching doesn't really do shit for me

Why did Haachama gained hundreds again?

>>929036
Haachama is shit. Fuck her current content. Fuck her past content.

I hope her family disown her.

>>939066
same

Hope the whore gets raped by some Wolf Creek looking old ugly bastard and then chopped into pieces and fed used as fucking lube

Manipulative false flagging jizzmops need to be shunned.

>>939206
Wait no, that is too far even for me. But she does need karmic justice for always hurting the feelings of her fans.

>>939206
(You)

>>922102
link?

>>939206
I volunteer

>>939206

I hate haachama as a person, but unless this is a fetish you need help. If it is a fetish continue on.

>>896688
I want to apologize to haachama. I was the person who originally wrought the post about her being emotionally manipulative. While i still believe that is true, i said some things i didn't mean because i was angry at chat and then it attracted actual weirdos who seem to want her to get raped and killed and i don't want that. so sorry haachama.

You all have mental problems

>>940590
arigathanks haachamachama-sama

This is the first haachama thread where I've seen so much hate directed at her. How come ? Where do you people come from ?

Stopped watching her when she did that cringy shit with the EN Minecraft server by suddenly leaving without explaining anything.

>>940712
the Japanese equivalent of hero hei (But much more popular)

Actually ranked haachama as #6 on his yearly "Most hated vtubers" list. That is above kiryu coco at #8

>>897637
>>932584
>>905793
>>898020
I'm revoking your Haaton cards for being so wound up and autistic you can't take a lowball joke about a teen cringing at herself when she's older.

>>940959
>list of most hated Vtubers
why are so many people in the scene so fucking mentally ill

>>941976
He gets a lot of views for those videos. so i would say money?

>>927696
Anon I recently saw a jap talking about how he was using deepl to post random shit, and the way he's commenting sounds exactly similar to that.

>>901102
This

>>940712
I don’t go to haachama threads to bash her because I’m not a woman. But if there’s an anti thread on a holo I dont like then sure I’ll join

>>942294
fair enough anon, I wish more of these faggots would have the same attitude.

>>942527
i don't shit talk her in her own thread. This is clearly an anti thread so i feel the right to vent.

>>898109
I agree, I don't think she should necessarily stop doing weird shit since it makes her unique among the other holos but she should move on from the split personality thing

>>940959
Can I get the source of this? Is it Narukami? Since I didn't see Haachama in his top 10

>>939206
Go to bed, Haachama.