/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

ohhh sex

>52M left
>2 days remain
uuuh...

>>9442180
have u tried spending money

>>9442203
I'm trying as hard as I can

>>9442226
have u also tried not caring about ur other shitcoins MPP

>>9442269
NEVER

>>9441049
Your numbers suck. Take out the men, the non-east-asians, the children, and the old people:
>384,464,380 people
Take out the incels, and the average number of sexual partners go up to approximately 18.
(1/384,464,380)*(18/384,464,380)
=0.0000000000000121775602355%

>>9442474
>take out the children

>>9442474
>the non-east-asians, the children, and the old people:
faggot
>Take out the incels, and the average number of sexual partners go up to approximately 18.
bellieve it or not, 90% of the population is normal and only has sex with a single digit of people. Those """incels""" are a fabrication of your virgin mind

>>9442474
Anon I don't know if you've ever done probability calculations, but you can't remove factors you don't like, they are still relevant to the overall set. It's like flipping a coin 50 times and then saying you don't care about the tails results, so it's a 100% chance of getting heads.

>>9442611
I can take them out because if I'm looking for sexual partners I don't go looking at children and old people.

>>9442611
It's more like he flipped a bunch of coins, saw that pennies come up tails more often, and then said he's excluding pennies' results because he doesn't like them.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEX GET OUT OF MY BOARD

>>9442684
And I'm not looking for tails results either, so I don't need to count them either right? So my coin is guaranteed to land heads.
>>9442695
This is true but I dumbed it down further.

>>9442474
>talking shit
>no idea what they're talking about
People already dogpiled you for it, but a. it's a joke and wasn't meant to be taken seriously, b.
>We'll assume (You)'ll fuck anything for simplicity's sake.

>>9442696
>that image is older than most people on this board

You can stop samefagging now you obviously don't like outside opinions.

>>9443455
>you obviously don't like outside opinions.
>(you)
>opinions
where the FUCK do you think you are

IOFI IS DEAD

>>9443145
that explains a lot

>>9443915

>>9443785

>>9444204
I was in the middle of buying her stocks and now I got to dump it before the other AFK spread sheeters realize what happened.

>>9443557
Hoshiyomi are fags and deserve the rope. Except for Joe. He is cool.

>>9444265
negative views are counted as 0

Good night, I am buying Towa.

>>9444399
checked

>>9444436
Good night, I'll buy Towa with you.

>>9444265
>selling hiatuscoins

>>9442696
I had sex a hundred times with that girl in my imagination and she also had successfully extracted a liter of semen from me.

>>9444660
YOU WHAT

>>9444265
I'm one of the people AFK buying her and all this is doing is making it so that tomorrow I can buy more.
Honk is going to have to come to my house and stop me personally. Or, y'know, fix the game, but it might be easier to do that first thing.

does anyone have watanoff and smiNENEm?

>>9445166
They're in the mega in the OP.

>>9445286
ah thanks

>>9445077
bogs -> buy more
crabs -> buy more
spikes unexplicably due to forced hiatus -> curse honk then buy more
guess I'm buying

Okay originally the autotrader used to buy/sell 1-2 above the input quantity but sometimes I get 5 more than the quantity. Anyone else getting this?

>>9445874
more or less* than the quantity

>>9445874
you got any other instances open?
I found out the hard way that you can now log in on multiple machines and give differing commandoes

>>9445928
>commandoes

>>9445928
I only have one market tab open and a profile tab open

Damn that mori dip really put a dent on my network

>>9446513
Just use the dip to buy more Mori and come back with even more money.

Professional retard here. How the fuck does the rolling history in the API work? I put in "api/getMarketInfo?all&?history" but I get the same thing as just ?all.

>>9447018
Yeah it's the same, just use "api/getMarketInfo?all", history is a leftover from a previous version

>>9447349
So is there any way to get a performance history? Like an array that feeds the graphs in the UI?

>>9447444
I don't think so. It's why the Market Report exists.

>>9447018
Don't use the question mark the second time, it should be "api/getMarketInfo?all&history"
>>9447349
?history is from this version

>>9447632
tsk, I had him on the hook, honk...

>>9447632
whoa, that's a big array
>>9447707
>

>>9447745
Anon, your query string reps...

>>9448363
Like I said, professional retard. I don't do web development, I do automation. Figured this would be a way to get my toes wet.

>Literal software engineers/web devs playing this game
>I use excel to calculate divs % based off last week, all input by hand
kek, I'm ngmi

>>9449242
I literally copy and paste the values from Poi into my excel.

>>9449242
I haven't done any actual coding in over a decade and I can do basic data collection just fine.
Excel competency is the skill ceiling for information in this game. After that all that's left is your ability to act on the information you have.

>>9449242
>>9449277
I saw a giant ass in the sky and knew something was up, time to summon Tampa.

i use cloud shapes, star patterns, and atmospheric noise to make my plays

>>9449629
Incredibly based

>>9449242
>>9449277
>>9449429
>using any kind of spreadsheet
Oh god you are gonna summon him

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>>9449242
>all input by hand
>>9449455
Other than using PowerQuery to get the data into Excel directly from a locally cached copy of the leaderboard JSON I've also done this kek

>>9449756
I even have a work flow for it, because copy pasting from Poi also copies the images, and includes the "," as characters. Also have to check the values individually because if the last digit is a 0 it will get omited when pasted.

>>9449868
Please stop he is gonna wake up like that

people who play this game will never have meaningful sex. No, hookers dont count

>>9449914
Did I mention I also copy paste from NASFAQ? That way I can get the price from the coins.
You have to select "compact view". It's kind of a pain to get the info sorted on the excel, so I don't do it too much.

>>9450102
Hookers do count fuck off

>>9450102
Why must you attack me like that...

>>9450102
don't need sex when you can have spreadsheets

>>9450102
selen isn't in the game retard, I fuck her daily it just doesn't count

>>9449242
I just check poi's numbers and nasfaq's numbers 10 hours before adjustments

>>9449803
oh shit didn't see you already had the sheet in the op
>>9449242
>>9449277
just go grab that it's good unless the market is absolutely scuffed like right now

>>9451785
I appreciate it. I do know about the existence of the sheet, I just refuse to use it.

>>9450102
What if my oshi is a hooker?

>>9452555
nakirigumi..

W̴EL͠COME -͞- ͢TO ̢HO̶ÙR ͜NI͠N̡ET̸E͡E̢N̡
HOU͢R N͝INETEE̢N...̀
THE͟..̀.̵ ͘NINETE͟EN̢TH HOUR
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IT'S ̴NOT THE...̧ N̷I̢N̴T̴H HOUR
̴I͠T'̛S̸ ̛HOU̸R N̷I͝N̕EŢE͡EN
̸ONȨ.̴.̴. ͢NIN̛E.̸.͞.
A V͝ERY͡..́. S͞PECIAL ͡HÓUŖ
IN͞ THAT,̕ HOƯR͘ N̸I͞NET̕EE̸N̴, ̢I̛S ̴THE NI̕N͡ETEE̸NTH͡ HO̶U̸R,̸ NO͢T..̡.̷ A̴N͟Y͡ ̶OTHER ̛HO͝UR̷
V̨E̢R͟Y F̵EW ͘H̷OU͠R͜S C̷A̴N CĻAIM̨ TO̢ ̨BE̛ TH̀È ̀NI̧NETE̵ÈNTH HOUR͡
T̸H̕I͡S͘ ̶H͠O̶UŖ... ͠I͟S̕ ON̛É OF THO̡S̵E̕ H̕OURS
ÁN̵D̡ AS͡ WE SIT HȨRE,͟ ͞E͢NJ̶O̢YING T͠HI̷S̨ HOUR, ̕TH͜E̶ NÍN͝E͞T̨ĘENT́H͢ HOU̧R̸, ̧L̀E͘T͟'S͝ S̀PA̕R̡E̵ A̸ M͜ǪM̷EN͢T, ͡T͢O̡ ͝TH̴I̵ŅK O̸F̸ ̵T͡H̡O͘SE̛ H́OU͢R͜S͡ T̶HA̵T ̢AR̡EN'̛T̕ QU͡ITE ̡THE̷ NINE̕TE̷E͟N̨TH̨ HOÚŔ
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WE͝L͝ĆO͘ME ̢TO ŢH̵E ͘ŃI͡NE̢T͜EE̷NT̶H̵ ̧HOU̢R!

>>9453353
>00:00:02

>>9452555
>Coco
>Marine
>Haachama
Which one?

>>>9439622
I'm not going to lie, I like seeing the superchat feature is being used for once. Please increase it back to 10%. Give me a reason to donate to holos that I like.

>>9454110
>t. probably sent too many supas instead of trickling them out and salty

>>9454188
hehe chikem go brrr

>>9450102
I had sex with a cute Korean girl two months ago and I pretended she was Ina haha...

reddit moment

>superchat 20 million
>broker fee is lowered
FUCK

>>9454110
You cant use the superchat feature if you dont have any liquid to spend, you dumb

>You have $2,869,509.73 in credits.
I've supa'd 15m and you're changing it now? Actual nigger game baka

>enters thread
>spreadsheet are useless number means nothing, use your brain instead of relying on an abstract concept
>MPP is a meme
>masturbates to https://files.catbox.moe/o2qjkk.jpg
>exits thread

>>9445950

Looks like I'll be good for a while!

>>9453353
Ŵ̙͡a̛͖̓r̯̘̓͝n͍͌̓͞i̝ͫ̀n̸̤̿g̭̑͡:̘ͯ ͖̊̕L̸̞͗a͔ͮ͝r̶̫̊g̵̙ͬ͝ẹ̸ͧ ͈̋͡I̵̭̋m̰ͫ͞͡ǎ̸̠g̸̫̐e̢̼͈̿ ̞͔ͬ͢͢A͖͂͢ḥ̶̰̇ͦȩ͉͂͢ạ̷͐͢d̯͐͢
G̛o͝o̶dͧ̀͘ é͠ṽ̶̧͘͢ë͞n̷̑̃i̶̡̢̾̓̀n̓g̵̉̎ͫ̄,̡̌ͯ͒̓̀̕͝͡͡ w̷̡̡͞e̷̷̢̢̛͗̓̑͗͝l̴̛ͨ̀̕͞c̸̸̀͘͜͞ơ̶̵ͧ̉̋ͦͦ͘m̐̄ͫ̾̈́̚̕͘͢͟͡͠ē̴̡͋ͧ̏ͧ̕͜͟͜͠ ť̛́̚ơ̷̵̋͐̓̆͛̈́̍͜͡͞͝͠ B̷̸̽͜Ư̵̵̡͋͛̋͛̿͢͡͡͝Y̷̛ͤͬ̊̾̀̕͜͡ O̸̡ͤͦ͜͜Ç̛̒̉̀͞T̷̡͒͑͊͋̀͟Ơ̷̴̶̡̊̏͌͘I̸̴̧̢̡͒̚͞N̵̴̢̂͐̃ͧÁ̛́́͜͡͠͝.̸ͩͪ̕͟͜͡ T̵̨̿h̍̄͡͡ì͢s̡̛ͪͭ̓ i͆̀̾͢s̷̢̨͢ y̢͟ò̢u̵̎́͝r̸͟ N̶̨A̵͟S͝͞F͙͝A̛̝̗Q̧̛͟͞ M̸̸̡̜̱̱͟͟a̵̵̱̜͔̕͢͡ŗ̺̬̭͟͟k̢̛͙͠e̷̛̕ţ̵̨̦̦̺͡ Ŕ̴̟̜̼͍̩͜͠͝͡ȩ̭̤̀ͅp̵̢͓̕͘͡ó̷̡̀ͅŗ̷̵̸̶͎̥͓̬̀͡t̵̶̸̡̤̼̤͖͜͢͡ f̧͔̹͓̦̀͝ͅo̴͚͔̬̹̩͎̯r̗̯̖̙̯͚̭͟ Ẁ̴̴̸̡̠͘e̕d̵̨̨̛͉̼̖̤̤̕͘̕͡ń̵̢̧͡é̸̸̢̻̰̖̱̘̜͡s̸̪̙͎̖̝͘d̻̺̣͍̗͘͞͝͞a̵̱̕͢y̷̧̧̛̻͙̦̮̜͢͝͡͝,̩̙̪́ S̥̳̱̝͟ę̷̛̼͎͍̦̥͢͝͡͞p̵̜ț̨̡̪͘ẹ̶̶̴̴̮̜͢m̵̤̪͝b̴̕̕͠e̷̡͔͝r̢̟̦ 8̨t̡́h.̷
for archive reps sake, since I don't think Zalgo'd text can be easily searched
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Wednesday, September 8th.

Dagger...

>>9456560
Must... buy...
Ơ̸̧̟̙̪̰̺̫̱̖̣̖̱̞͉͕̞͍̝̞͎̤͕̎̃̐̂̊́̊͊̇̊̚͜ͅC̷͓̺͓͖̯͎͚̦͈̜̎͒̀̌̔͌͋̽̓̉̍̾͊̒̾̉̾̀̿̈́̔́̔͂̕̚͠T̴̡̻̥͈̯͓̠̜͉̰̮̬̦͎͉̜̟͍͎̻͐̒̓͜O̶̡̧̬̗̱̯̻̘̱̩̭͚̜͉̣͇͇̒̄̀͗̆̔͂̐Ì̵̢̧͓͚̙͍̥̭̱́̈́̀̒̎̓͛N̸͚͍̬̜̖̼̘̗̣̼̹͓͈̗̟͎̼͐̍͆̌̃̂͊͜À̶̛̜͍͈͚͈̓͒̐ͅpp88y

>>9449242
I just buy whichever holo appears in my dreams the previous night
Lucky its mori most of the time

Go go, Ayamy!

>>9455806
ToT

>>9450102
Why would I need sex when I completely devoid of any sexual desires and impulses? Must suck living a slave to your dick

>>9458776
Holy based

>>9458776
Herbivore

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are a total of 1,914,948 shares in circulation today, a 4.6% increase from yesterday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is 34,196. 26 coins are above this average.
>Pekora has the highest volume, at 6.24% of total market volume.
>Civia has the lowest volume, at 0.23% of total market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Pochimaru :: +19%
>Aqua :: +18.6%
>Watame :: +14.6%
>AZKi :: +14.5%
>Flare :: +12.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 13):
>Sora :: -7.9%
>Melfissa :: -6.9%
>Haato :: -4.8%
>Mumei :: -4.6%
>Kanata :: -3.7%

2 coins (Towa, Risu) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $145,410.72, which is 7.79% higher than yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value is $33,909,249,111.45, an increase of 9.26% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $17,707.66. There are 14 coins above this average.
>Pekora has the highest value total, at 8.75% of market share.
>Civia has the lowest value total, at 0.07% of market share.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 47):
>Haato :: +73.1%
>Sora :: +64.6%
>Kanata :: +32.1%
>IRyS :: +29.7%
>Subaru :: +29.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 9):
>Calliope :: -47.4%
>Marine :: -13.1%
>Pochimaru :: -7.3%
>Lamy :: -6.6%
>Iofi :: -3.3%

Baelz had a net-0% change in value today.
3 other coins (Mio, Hololive, Botan) had a sub-1% change in value today.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>A total of $116,059,584 in superchats was spent today, a decrease of 28.65% from yesterday.
>The broker has been paid a total of $49,023,750.88 since yesterday, a decrease of 26.59% in broker payments.

Top 10 Superchat Gains (of 48):
>Hololive :: +932.6%
>Nana :: +470.6%
>IRyS :: +269.0%
>Mel :: +237.5%
>Ui :: +166.7%
>Roboco :: +133.6%
>Aki :: +122.2%
>Watame :: +119.9%
>Amelia :: +116.7%
>Pochimaru :: +100.0%

8 coins (Okayu, Korone, Coco, Botan, Risu, Moona, Mefissa, Civia) did not get any Superchats today.

The Final Underscore of Creative Knaves would like to remind you to doot, scoot, and loot. Or something.

>>9459324
>Hololive :: +932.6% superchats
what

>>9459324
>>Ui :: +166.7%
huehuehue
>8 coins (Okayu, Korone, Coco, Botan, Risu, Moona, Mefissa, Civia) did not get any Superchats today.
pathetic

mikofag wya?

I can't even get the whole thing to show up

>>9452117
motherfucker

>>9459324
>Sora :: -7.9%
And it keeps going down. I've been steadily going down the leaderboard. I can't imagine how far I will drop after the next adjustment.

Patocoin soon.
https://streamable.com/zu1u7g

It doesn't matter who you superchat for credit, correct?

>>9463696
There's hidden bonuses and penalties depending on the day.

>>9463696
correct

red day tomorrow

RED TOMORROW RED TODAY

>>9463748
This. Today's top SC unlocked the change to the 5% tax rate. Wonder what tomorrow's will be.

>>9463696
You have to SC on one specific hololive member exclusively to get its full effect.
Any of the top 5 girls are decent for this, but I recommend Towa.
Remember, you must SC 1(one) girl of your choice (Towa), and none to any of the other girls. Works best when you SC large quantities consecutively.

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

>>9452162
That's perfectly fine. It's (you)r way to play the game after all.
I like numbers and colorful graphs to show me what to do fully automated and customized so I can feel like a CEO at home while I make boring and shitty CI-colored graphs at work which have to be clobbered together manually because the legacy system is a huge pile of unmaintainable junk.
you also get tired of doing certain comparisons manually after a longer while, it's just practical.

Liquidate everything

>>9453353
I was wondering when that version happens but I appear to have found my answer

>>9467768
thanks

>>9460545
>>9460595
crunchtime at work with being forced to show up physically lately, in fact I need to be there in an hour. I can take 2 weeks off in just overhours this year.
their always-on computers for home-office readiness makes for a nice nasfaq-machine though

>>9468278
I was just messing for saying we sucked at superchatting.

>>9468532
I'd like to pretend I'll incline like a bitch next week due to vacation but I really dunno how to play nasfaq right now, strat-wise

>>9468645
Me neither. We've been trading leaderboard positions based on whether Maririn or Miko had the better day.

>>9468720
well you do have the better stacks ready for the long run (holo, calli, peko, mr. koro), depending on whether divvies escalate or not it might be goodbye

>>9468850
this saturday's gonna be interesting for sure...

>>9469022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gJKr4OsaSw
come get some fresh maririns

>>9469094
am filthy EOP, pls undastand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qup2loWBnQ4
already subbed to KAI bro

>>9469171
doesn't even matter if you're just in it for the pretty pictures

>>9469250

and with this I abayo

Is Iofi going to die? I know negative daily views count as 0, does the same apply to weekly/monthly? What about the total going down to 0?

>>9470845
There are two possible outcomes
>Susan gets her shit together and her channel is restored before adjustment. Nothing happens
>Adjustment happens while she is still banned. <$100 Iofi. Her channel is restored. It goes to the fucking MOON once re-instated as she gets all those as + adjustments, including +456k subs, +12.5m views. Her coin is ruined for months afterwards.
picrel

>>9470991
I'm hoping for the second one then

>>9471225

>>9471280
if Iofi goes down to permanent shitcoin that just means that I have an excuse to buy her 24/7, it won't be that bad

>>9470991
It doesn't matter; if those stats are what the scraper grabbed, it's too late to grab again.
With Ayamy the devs got caught with their pants down, but they were able to make Marine crab, so Iofi might not go anywhere.

>>9472306
>It doesn't matter; if those stats are what the scraper grabbed, it's too late to grab again.
NASFAQ's scraper checks before/up until adjustment otherwise overnight subticks would not count. It isn't poi.
Ayamy didn't catch devs with their pants down, she stayed that way for >24 hours and it didn't matter when they scraped.
They also didn't need to do anything for Maririn, she was deleted and restored before adjustment happened and before it ever showed up on poi or anywhere really.
So, wrong on all counts.

>>9472696
>I'm a retard
We know anon...

it's back

>>9473117
But will it count?

>>9472696
>NASFAQ's scraper checks before/up until adjustment otherwise
yeah and youtubeAPI only updates once every day you fucking retard. It already updated for lofi hip hop today and she's going down to the shitter

>>9473117
But will she ever be relevant?

Where's Gura's mama coin?

>>9473403
We're still recovering from the last IPO. Introducing one, even a shitcoin, would be a bad idea.

>>9473672
devs need to reformulate IPO's.

>>9473347
t. does not understand how the nasfaq scraper works

>>9473740
Nasfaq scrapped scrapes the youtube api

>>9473740
t. does not understand how the nasfaq scraper works

I am redeeming my [1 free Based] coupon

>>9455806
>sees https://files.catbox.moe/o2qjkk.jpg
>search gura ringfit adventure on youtube
>proceed to masturbate
>exits thread

https://pastebin.com/Si2ty20H
Youtube revoked my api keys on around the 6th and I only just now got some new ones to run the script with. So report is polluted with fake restores and because of Iofi channel removal the youtube api hasn't finished updating itself so Iofi is in the report as well. Only Anya is valid and she is already registered in todays api update.

dead game, dead thread

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff, excluding iofi.

>>9474438
cucked by design

Finally out of liquids

>>9475303
thanks anon

You guys know that 2 of the devs quit right?!

>>9475779

>>9475779
But why?

>>9475779
>You guys know that 2 of the devs quit right?!
proofs?

Honk actually quit and its devchama assuming his spot when posting

>>9475779

>>9472915
>>9473347
>>9473769
>>9473799
I am so happy her channel got restored, so you fucking retards can get BTFO at adjustment.

>>9473117
>isreal
SELL SELL SELL SHIT I WAS HOPING FOR HIATUSCOIN
wait a minute I can't sell. I already paid taxes on that shitcoin. Oh god.

>>9476107
Why would I get btfo? Nasfaq scrapper is just interacting with the youtube api. Aka, she is getting negative views but there won't be any sub loss because those are restored.

>>9475904

>>9476157
Oh. Yeah, you're right. I didn't read that properly.

>>9475779
So game is finally dead? I'm free now?

>>9475904
>>9475933
>>9475937
>>9476031
Because honk refused to cosplay as Ina while getting gangbanged by the dev team

>Ioficoin goes 0
>views reinstated for tomorrow
>iofi shoots through the roof
I hope you're buying those indogcoins. There's no turning back

Why do you think only honk posts updates now?!...

>>9476303
she's too busy with her husband (me)

>>9475779
>>9476303
>honk promises to bring bag the bog
>devs quit
>honk doesnt know how the bog machine works
>no bog
>honk: "hehe you guys, i totally turned it on, why would you think itd bog hehe. you gotta believe me"

i beleeb it

>>9476261
Yes. Now we are all free.

>page 8
ngmi

>>9477792
shut the fuck up retard

>>9477828
Why are seaniggers like this, kys

i will miss ms.honk and dev 3

I thought it was weird devs stopped posting on the thread except for honk. Rip.

who is using the sample im sending on discord?

>>9477828
please don't use language like that here

Let the thread die until the adjustment.

Good job to the couple of schizos who managed to make this thread unusable for the past weeks.

>>9479056
post wallet poorfag

Post liquid.

I SC'ed 1/10th of my networth to mumei

>>9479561
You idiot

>>9479376

>>9479056
post wallet

>>9479617
Towater...

>>9479056
That's bound to happen once people felt the lacks of devs on the thread

The thread has always been usable. Only snowflake niggers who can't handle the bants seethe over thread quality.

>>9480367
Looks like the tranny forgot to dilate

>>9480389
Cope

>>9479376

>>9480488
cope my balls sandnigger

>>9480960
You don't have balls you stupid retard

>>9480367
Most of the people that uses the thread were the avatarfags. Some of the older ones already quit or just don't bother coming here after the avatarfagging started.
Look at how dead the thread is when they're not present

>>9481131
shut the fuck up you ESL SEANIG FAGGOT GO READ A FUCKING GRAMMAR BOOK YOU FUCKING STREET SHITTER

>muh secret 4chin club

Where is that tako that fucked a korean hooker? Give me her telegram you nigger I need it.

Didn't know we have a wojak poster here now. Guess I'll migrate to the discord

>>9481385
https://discord.gg/PsKr3Tpd

Here is the link to the discord.

>>9481308
last I saw he got gonorrhea or covid or both

>>9481614
No matter where I go I can't escape you fags. LEAVE ME ALONE

You know, I'm glad I don't share the same fanbase as people who pay a prostitute to act like Ina or who drink ringo piss.

>>9481614
Hot mordred

>>9481911
Where's the become Ina thread

>>9481791
This is our outpost now. Get used to it. Furthermore, come back home. We have a great event going on.

>>9481129
>>9481131
>>9481233
>>9480960
>cope my balls sandnigger
Go fuck yourself. All of (You).

Nice dead thread you got here, 5 minutes before the game gets it's most activity. Dead game.

You guys did switch back to using Edge, right?

>>9483112
Yes. Those were all me.

/fit/anon isn't here. That means I can skip

>>9483157
Didn't realize it was that good again.

time to get fucked by honks bullshit mechanic

>>9483112
Why is Shion sharing a bed with Marine?

wtf are these prices?! honk fix this shit please

>>9483288
oy vey

This is fine

Twin jets!

Good job! Inflation is no more!

So when honk said he was turning on the overbought mechanic to fight inflation, what he actually meant was "I'm not turning on the overbought mechanic and inflation will continue.", is that correct?

Good job fixing inflation honk! very cool!

>>9483425
tfw you're honk

market's still fucked lmao

Overbought is on. You aren't going to notice it half the time though.

devchama please stop raping honk and fix this garbage

>>9483527
they quit. honk is flying solo.

>still not turning bogration on

I think it's pretty fucking obvious taxes (which have already been nerfed) and the overbought mechanic aren't nearly enough to fight inflation. My question is, wtf are the devs doing? Are we just gonna keep going until each coin pays out 1% in divs and you can just buy whatever coin is the prettiest?

How do I buy Kuku coin?

>>9483527
we have no more devs, just honk now

>>9483564
that's the plan all along. We inflate the market enough that divvies don't matter anymore

>>9483564
>just buy whatever coin is the prettiest?
Isn't everyone doing this already?!

Bubbles powered by mikofags sheet i stole

>>9483527
>>9483562
>>9483564
where will you learn that there is no turning back now, we're just going upwards

Hi-
The devs did not quit. Please don't listen to shitty rrats looking for attention. Overbought is on, obviously it's not going to act on every single coin every day. We aren't going to just make every coin crash, sorry but that isn't a solution as much as you want to see red.
floor id 0147b6eb-84ea-47f8-b9b9-38f82e6fafd3

>Kanata for 19k is now a baseline price

>>9476107
what's up retard

>>9483732
>we'll do nothing instead
Sasuga retard

hmm. I'm not really feeling the game anymore.
Thought I could continue till new non-holo coins drop but I was wrong.
I'll just continue oshicoining without making other plays.

>>9483732
I'm literally spanking my cock like a chimp hammering an overgrown avocado to this post

>>9483732
Doomniggers and armchair devs BTFO. Based honkler.

>>9483786
kek, based grudgeposter

>>9483787
Overbought isn't nothing. If you don't think it's sufficient, please make a suggestion.

>>9483786
>>9476157
>Why would I get btfo? Nasfaq scrapper is just interacting with the youtube api. Aka, she is getting negative views but there won't be any sub loss because those are restored.
>>9476253
>Oh. Yeah, you're right. I didn't read that properly.

>>9483732
>"we fix the situation by using overbought mechanic and taxes"
>turn on overbought and taxes
>situation got much worse
>"hurr durr of course nothing changes, we never wanted to fix inflation"

good job nigger, you are killing your game right fucking now

>>9483891
Do you not read the thread? I mean, it's obvious you don't.

Jesas Christ why is everyone being so mean to Honk? Can’t you see he’s trying his best?

>>9483891
honk, I mean this constructively:
How is overbought going to help when it's impossible for us to trigger it on the coins where it'd matter?
>>9483986
>hurr durr
Unironically go back to wherever the fuck you came from and kill yourself.

>>9483787
>>9483986
>>9484095
stfu and make your own game

>>9484150
you go first nigger

So basically with 5% tax and limp dick bog we have, nothing even really changed.
Based. Fuck antiinflation shills.

>>9483732
>>9483891
honk is overbought ever going to trigger? I assume it's something like
>adjustment bullshit says coin goes up 20%
>but people bought it up 30%
>it goes down
but the problem here is that coins are too expensive, look at goomba at 32k, if she were to adjust 20% up tomorrow we would need to pump her up $6,500 that shit it's not happening with the current volume since coins move at a snails pace, and that would be just to match adjustment (crabbing), how the hell is overbought supposed to trigger when literally can't reach the price?

yesterday/today

Average coin price after adjustment 4 days ago was 12.8k, 3days ago 13.5k, 8 hours ago (mobile can't press update fug) 14.8k
Anyone got today's stat?

>>9484280
mogu...

>>9484196
>"hurr durr you go first nigger"

>Turns on overbought
>Coins are so ludicrously overpriced, no amount of buying is considered overbought
Great system honk.

>>9484280
mogu...

>>9483986
>situation got much worse
How has it gotten worse? Again, its a gradual change in price, not something that happens in one day
>>9484095
I read the thread obviously. How would I know to even make my first post. I haven't seen a magical solution posted here yet but if you have one, let me know.
>>9484150
>>9484256
Yes, we are looking into tweaking the mechanic to make it more effective given the lower volatility

>>9484280
mogu...

>>9483732
Can we at least change the prices to Yen instead, buying shit for 30k feels like I'm even more retarded than you all know I am.

>>9484373
>How has it gotten worse? Again, its a gradual change in price, not something that happens in one day

The changes kills daytrading for most coins because taxes overweight most gains you'd make per coin on all those shitcoins. That forces everyone to just buy buy buy for those extreme prices and hodl for divvies. poorfags are basically ruined and richfags get bored because they got even less interaction with the game now

>>9484373
don't bother replying to bait

>>9484373
>I haven't seen a magical solution posted here yet but if you have one, let me know.
>Yes, we are looking into tweaking the mechanic to make it more effective given the lower volatility
IMO volatility has not scaled properly with the huge increase in coin prices. Marine still moves like $1 per transaction. I think that's where you should start looking at the numbers themselves.

>>9483732
>>9484450
Unironically though, yen would fit the game better. Why are we buying coins of a jp company in dollars?

>>9484111
“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”
Same goes for all the ironic shitposting. We're now filled with unironic shitposting.

>>9484373
>given the lower volatility
consider increasing the volatility then

>>9484373
I, for one, was expecting a huge and sudden bog and am now investing very carefully while the prices adjust. It's a slow process but I'm fine with that as it allows reactions to what is happening.

>>9484373
>how has it gotten worse
Oh, i don't fucking know, maybe because there's 4 players over a billion now ans 3 more almost there, and the average coin price is actually going up. Guess you're not very smart huh

>9484689

>>9484373
Well, I'm too retarded to come up with a good solution but all I can say is that basing it off current prices isn't going to work, you'd have to look into overbought respective to coin volume or doing it compared to a "base price", although that would just be bogration again, or maybe "remove" volatility from the equation, as in
>coin got 8000 buys (I'm looking at Mori)
>but it moves $.50 per buy so nothing happens
>instead taking the $4000 and throwing it at the algorithm amplify it so it makes sense with inflation
>well, we are idk 300% inflation compared to X, so that $4000 turns into $12000
>overbought triggers
Obviously it would need a lot more of work and thinking but if you somehow manage to account for inflation on user buys it would probably help in some way, anyway, good luck honk

>>9484373
>doesn't fix inflation
>doesn't release multicoin because muh new fags
>no auction
>no server side trader but allowed/allows sheet that bog/bogged the server
>no new gacha items
>no hats
>no holostates
>no ina cosplay
>no tits pic
ngmi

>>9484909
Too complicated.
>but it moves $.50 per buy so nothing happens
The fix is easy, the real problem, at least in this scenario, is right there.

>>9484964
Also
>no lottery

>>9484909
>>9484965
but he has 666 mori, he cant let her bog

>>9484964
>no ina cosplay
>no tits pic
Thus guy is not in the discord

>>9485114
https://discord.gg/l3g1tiNv
be quick, only 5 uses

>>9485114
Please don't get more people to see it it's embarrassing enough already

Is everyone just salty because the coins didn't crash like they expected? I don't think crashing the coins would be a very good solution given the networth boost that everyone got from EN2. Wouldn't it be more problematic if coins were suddenly cheaper--for dividend plays in particular?

I agree though that the overbought mechanic isn't very noticeable if at all. But maybe we are all overthinking this since everything is suddenly much more expensive than what we're used to. If you move the decimal point one place to the left, it doesn't look that bad to me. Then again, I'm not very smart.

I just hope that we can all stop freaking out soon so we can go back to being a comfy thread.

>>9485268
posting dick would be a good start for a comfy thread

>>9484373
Are you sure the inflated prices and the huge increase in the difference between cheapest/most expensive coins isn't fucking with things?
Just look at the ASK/BID spread on a lot of coins. Marine is only $2. Nabi is 42 cents.
ASK
$2,915.69
BID
$2,915.27
I just bought one.
ASK
$2,916.15
BID
$2,915.65
Something is not right here lmao.
ASK
$2,916.63
BID
$2,916.14

>>9484685
I am Yoloing into as many coins as I fucking can because nothing matters anymore and after expecting a bog I had way too much liquid. Strategy is out of the window until Friday when we know how all of this shit has affected divvies.
There is two possibilities:
- Either divvies are comparable to before, which would mean 20%+ is the new 35% OR
- divvies, as some people already rratted, actually scale with market volume, in which case we need to talk about volatility, multicoin and balancing.
I mean, if you buy today and sell green in a week, you most likely made your taxes back.

Basically, the current market got Suisei'd. Remember Suzy and Kanata at 11k stable giving shit divvies? But now it's every coin. It seems, at least.

>>9485311
I'll post mine if you post yours.

>>9485400
I posted mine on the discord

>>9485390
>- Either divvies are comparable to before, which would mean 20%+ is the new 35% OR
>Basically, the current market got Suisei'd. Remember Suzy and Kanata at 11k stable giving shit divvies? But now it's every coin. It seems, at least.
Yup. This already happened last week.
>- divvies, as some people already rratted, actually scale with market volume, in which case we need to talk about volatility, multicoin and balancing.
They didn't seem to scale with prices, so volume is the only thing left.

>>9485457
Invite me already

>>9485195
>Azerbaijan

Honk why did Luna double in price, I cant keep buying constantly in good conscience now

>senchou uploaded something again
I think she's aware of nasfaq

I'm too stupid to talk about money. When can we go back to erping?

>There's at least 2 people buying Rushia at 22,5k
This is how you know the game is fucked

>>9485723
we're erping in the discord right now, come join us!

>>9485731
Bread and that KoroneSuki guy

>>9485779
Again... invite me already

>>9485195
>>9485818
Don't tell me you missed it

>>9485818
take the redpill

>>9485818
Invite is in this thread already...

>>9485672

>>9485818
Only if you post support with your MLB ticket CE.

>>9485268
I consider myself a reasonable oldfag and I am quite salty I either never touch my low MPP stacks again or trade the same 25% (now more like 15%) mush like fucking everyone else.

One COULD bring it all back to old status quo but that would involve slashing not only coin prices and divvies but also coin count and liquid reserves. By old status quo I mean no more than X trades a day, dictated by your available money (selling some to buy others).
Oldfags, if at all, have a gripe with just too many fucking trades to make.
That also includes everyone knowing what the optimal ones are, we all buy fucking calli, peko, holo, marine.
Weekly changes in divvies barely matter, -$100 in divvies means jack shit if you just added 1008 of the fucking coin and it's one of 40 fat stacks making up like a whopping 0.02% of the amount you get.

Personally I would love to have a market where which trades out of (set amount) you make actually matter instead of the top 100 yolomining the best 5 coins anyways and all else is daily dip fluff to get rid of divvies money.
Just my opinion though, you might not like it and that's fine, I also don't care about yours unless you have insight I lack and explain why my model would also suck.

Fine then, don't invite me

>>9485979
>he missed the invite
polbro...

>>9485931
>One COULD bring it all back to old status quo but that would involve slashing not only coin prices and divvies but also coin count and liquid reserves. By old status quo I mean no more than X trades a day, dictated by your available money (selling some to buy others).
Available money hasn't meant shit for the trades I make for well over a month.
>MPP
ohayo mikofag

fuck the discord - it is filled with haatons anyway

Just do devaluation so inflationfags shut the fuck up already. What does price even matter, fucking hell.
Focus on new features instead. Holostates is something to be excited about, enldess balancing only causes endless butthurt.

>>9486021
Might just call it Miko purchase price by now because I made a science out of it how to be forever mad I can't hold it around $3535

>>9485931
I'm genuinely too dumb to understand this. But you seem like you know what you're talking about so I'm inclined to agree with whatever you just said.

>>9486115
>Miko purchase price
picrel Marine purchase price too

>>9484280
>cypher will very likely hit $2b at friday divs
damn

>>9486208
totally nothing wrong with the market rn! I totally cant see how it got any worse!

>>9486208
Don't worry, honk said overbought will fix inflation xDDDD

>>9486110
Honestly, yeah. Just slash one zero for each coin and call it a day. Keep the overbought mechanic and taxes to avoid the same thing happening again (or at least slow it down).

>>9486203
Make numbers lower so grug has to pick berries and stones compared to other grug berry/stone basket instead of grug community all just get endless stone AND berries.

>>9486474
>Honestly, yeah. Just slash one zero for each coin and call it a day.
...this does nothing.

Quick question:
Holopoi says "last seven days" but does it actually updates daily? They just seem to be endlessly growing

REJECT MPP
ACTIVATE YOUR NEURONS

Good morning. There seems to be a bunch of words today as well, so I will not read them. I am still buying Towa.
My laptop is no longer buying overnight, guess I have to check what's wrong later today.

>>9486510
Worked for Venezuela.
We cut 13 zeros so far.
People outside don't realize how bad it has gotten because of this trick, but it checks out when you check the inflation rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcNPtBs7Iw0

An egg literally costs 1 billion Venezuelan Bolivares.

>>9486510
It calms down retards scared of big numbers. Which is the only problem I see currently.
Slash 0 off everyone's liquid balance along with it to make it fair.

>>9486560
But anon, I'm buying Towa...

Here's a solution: make every coin Civia

>>9486715
Who said you could do that?

>>9486510
Worked for Russia back in the day, and Belarus not too long ago, too.

>>9486738
No one. I just did it on my own.

I vote for us removing a zero from EVERYTHING globally

>>9486549
you sure you're looking at the correct column?

>>9486801
No more of that. You are forbidden.

>>9486730
All the coins were basically like that after EN2's prices skyrocketed. The problem we have right now isn't the prices but the amount of liquid people has.
Even if honk do kill the prices for one day they will just come back to what they are right now because of everyone mindlessly spending

>>9486807
Voting in general seems like a good idea for these kinds of decisions. Unless devs are hellbent on making them, which didn't really seem like the case this time.

>>9486857
I forbid you forbidding me.

can we like force everyone to burn money to the void? make like a monthly tax cut or something so that people won't mindlessly inflate coins and save their liquid for tax day. Why not implement a sales tax instead of giving stupid brokerchama our hard earned cash? Taxes should be something related to holonationstates too

>>9486874
honk should make a voting page on nasfaq then but only honk and devs could use it for polls

>>9475937
>>9475937

As long as there is AZKi posting there is a dev reply. Sorry we have not been very public lately, these past two weeks have been a bit tough on us. I'm discussing recent events with the other devs and will post back as soon as I understand what is going on (I was working aboard a vessel with almost no internet connection until now) and we agree on a solution.

Doomposting seems to be at an all-time high but what we can tell you now is that we really care for nasfaq, the thread, and the amazing content it regularly produces. We will do everything we can to make the game enjoyable for you. Also, stop falling for it, no one has quit.

-Dev the third.

>>9486948
How about top 10 can make one public suggestion a month. That would give some motivation to try harder.

>>9486911
Not how this works kid. Your Towa purchasing rights are now voided. Any further violations will lead to deadly consequences.

>>9487037
I suggest that Gura go up to 60k

>>9487037
I assure you the top 10 would use those for anything but game suggestions

>>9487066
Try me

>>9487124
Well, better start campaigning then, who knows you might get a majority on that one.
>>9487134
Yeah, that's the best part.

>>9486911
YOU HAVE DISGRACED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!

>>9487037
ehh that's a too limited pool to get opinions from. I'd say include all in the top 20

>>9487180
t. someone between place 11-20

>>9487145

>>9487225

>literally a fucking straight line

>>9487384
but surely there's no problem with the market right?

>>9487225
>>9487240
You two are so cute together, when are you getting married?

>>9487430
Heimin already is my bitch.

>>9487500
Post sex tape on the discord onegai

this is downright criminal. Why aren't people watching reine on her birthday? Her mario kart stream a week ago literally has more views than pic related combined

>>9487599
Because it's 7~10a in Burger time and most people don't autistically check the wiki for birthdays and anniversaries like we do.

>>9487500
Kinda rude. Not gonna argue with that, tho

Towa buying page 10 alert