/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want Bae to embrace Baeby

4 hours until Baeyonetta

EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS RAT LOOKS AT ME WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING EXPRESSION

>>9471579

>>9471947
>dnssem

why doesn't her mouth close?

>>9472155
>>9471579

>>9472050
it took me way too long to realize this was Australian

She looks like she's only wearing the collar.

>>9473113
Everything's in the wash because she wet the bed again and refuses to wear diapers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlhbYo9ZLg
Less than half an hour, gents!

>>9476814
Rip, pushed back 90 minutes because SHE FORGOT TO CHARGE HER CONTROLLERS....
BAE YOU DUMDUM.

>>9477428
Why can't she just play with it plugged in?

>>9478033
Because the switch is a shitty console
She probably doesn't have a pro controller and joycons can't be charged while being used in docked mode
Streaming needs to use the HDMI out of the dock, so she can't play in handheld mode either

>>9478141
*can't be used while charging in docked mode

God I have no idea how people use Joycons undocked my hands ache after couple of hours.

Also holy fuck the Pro controller sucks just let me hook up my PS5 or Elite controller on a switch

>>9478141
>>9478172
Jesus Christ, that's another thing to put me off from ever getting one.

>>9476814
Starting now

>Prefers short hair Bayo to longer hair Bayo.
hamster has good taste.

What is bayonetta even about? What happened in 1?

>>9479282
shes brittish

>>9479282
>What is bayonetta even about?
Fundamentally?
Being human being pretty cool.
Angels and Demons aren't really good vs evil so much as blind hierarchy vs dog-eats-dog anarchism.
Witches were put in charge of tardwrangling Demons, Lumen Sages about tardwrangling Angels.

> What happened in 1?
Bayonetta is the result of an unholy union between sage and witch, causing a war.
She was sealed away and spends the first game fighting to reassert herself and recover her memories.

is our rat being cute today?

The hamster thing is gonna catch on faster than boom boom.

Susan got her...

>>9482164
It's really hard to stay the animal you are intended to be in Hololive, it seems. Cats and Doog have managed it so far.

>>9479282
>What happened in 1?
You curse the motorcycle for ending your perfect rank run.

>>9482443
Anyone been able to get back in? I managed to refresh but got buffering errors and then just a general playback one.

>Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-ENLooks like YT really bonking me for not RESPECC. I'm sorry guys I will go repent. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT STREAM!!!!!
Awww...what the hell Susan?

>>9482611
That's it for today. Pretty fucking lame Susan.

>>9482711
I won't forgive you SUUUSAAAAAAAN!!!

Let my rrat free

Is it really Susan or shitty Australian brand internet?

>>9464043
Oh yeah it was members

Dont fall off just yet

https://twitter.com/xin55935921/status/1435967101278179330?s=20

>>9487607
Wet hamster

I was catching up with the vod and she's only missing 6 chapters. Looks like the next bayo stream will be the last one.

>>9493511
I feel like the rat is unironically the smartest Councilmember.
Like in the actual definition, i.e fluid intelligence.
She has negative levels of gaming experience, but she adapts FAST once she's figured out the base principles.

How good is she at roleplaying/improv? Tomorrow's stream could be kino or cringekino depending on the answer

>>9493561
IQ is measured in
>Memory recollection
>Pattern recognition
>Logical reasoning
I don't think she excels in any. But she is the most well rounded for sure.

>>9479179
Terrible taste, you mean.

>>9493581
Not very good

>>9493581
Roleplaying? Good enough after some due research.
Improv? Not much unless it is close to her base persona.
Looking again at the schedule, it seems she still holding on her aces.

>>9493581
Depends on how she does watchalongs.... If she's a theorycrafter it might not be the best for her.

So far she really shines w/ Silent Protagonists: Cooking Sim, There Is No Game, West Of Loathing.

>>9493581
The owl has shown to be a good actor so she should be able to guide Bae either way if her nerves don't get to her first.

Man, i really want to watch Mad max with Bae but 8am is early...

I can’t decide if her best feature is her smile or her armpit fat

I'm not gonna make it for Mad max, but I'll be there for the collab with Mumei.

>>9507096
I'm going to try to wake up for it but god damn "try" is the key word

She loves dick cheese.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1436120376552026120 Don't get eaten, rat!

>>9508201
It is my time

>>9508201
>tfw circumcised and immune to smegma

It's penis inspection day.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1436142408710844418 cute

This hamster sure is cute

>>9512454
the hamster thing is trending a lot faster than "first time" and I am loving it

https://twitter.com/SejVon/status/1436147415615094809

>>9468855
I love this Hamster. I actually think anyone who doesn’t simply hasn’t watched her and bases their views off “Chaos?? Red?? Mouse?? I dunnoooo…”

So are you rratpacks going to try and wake up on time to watch Mad Max with this cute little rrat?

>>9517067
I'll keep her company for at least the first hour before heading to work.

>>9517067
I'm a NEET so 8am is fine but also extremely early for me since it's rare I wake up anytime before 1300

>>9517067
I'll watch the vods, I've never really enjoyed watch alongs. Also Friday night is movie night, not friday morning before work

>>9519208
>Wanted to pop some popcorn, crack open a few cold ones, sit back and watch Mad Max with Bae on a Friday
>It's at 8am
Damn it

>>9519268
having Bae as an oshi is like being in a long distance relationship but with a vtuber

>>9519536
I just want to watch movies and boom boom with my aussie rrat but I can't boom boom 8 in the morning...

>>9519628
>>9519536
>burger time
y'all had your chance at the Celebration stream and look what happened

>>9517067
Snacks and coffee ready.

I LOVE BALLS

>>9517067
>8pm KL time
I think I'll be alright

>>9519628
>>9519536
Oh gods, the queen tried to stream in your timezone but it seems you forsakened her and didn't SC enough.such a shame,

Never tried watchalongs before
How do I participate? Which version do I need to download?

I'M GONNA SAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9471579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI

>her live hashtag is "#enterbaelz"
... Does that count as "yes"?

Cutest rat!

How do these work

https://youtu.be/MBiLxnt9liI
GET IN

>>9529609
you watch the movie with the cute rat, nothing else to it

WITNESS HER

>>9529972
WITNESSED

>>9529972
WITNESSED

>>9529972
WITNESSED

>>9530088
Checked and witnessed.

Literally milkies.

no horny posting? really?

>Yeah! Don't Damage the goods!
Baelz thinks the breeders are goods

>>9528027
It's not her content, it's her poor SC behavior. She doesn't read all SCs, or selectively reads them.

Also it's a post celebration week. Most simps need time to recover

Kronii is my oshi, but I want to fuck a BRRAT.

>>9529972
WTNESSED

>>9531874
Are you me? Rrat is cute and made for CNC and ryona
t. Kronie watching the watchalong

That's bait.

>>9531874
I need to cum inside the RRAT as she pisses all over my dick from her tiny bladder.

Excuse me, I have to impregnate Bae.

Reminder that Max had a life as a cop before the apocalypse. Everything you see now is just within 20 years of everything going to shit. Those prized breeders were prized for a reason, they must've been putting babies out at an incredible rate

>>9529634
This is the first time I've seen a holoEN stream go below 4 digit watchers

Baelz...

>>9533733
was a great stream though
shame on non-watchers missing kino

>>9533733
cytube made up 13% of her watchers on this at the end of the movie

WHERE'S THE PORN

>>9534640
Wise man say, "Be the freak you wanna see, just don't follow me."

>>9534640
fresh out the oven

>>9534640
https://files.catbox.moe/n5ov9j.png

the warboys seem pretty chaotic, would they witness Baelz Hakos?

>>9537460
She did ride the eternal shiny Krone.

>>9468855
>ended up 2nd least popular en2
What went wrong?

>>9540472
Chaotic schedule

>>9540472
My main issue with her is the schedule. For example, Bayo 2's part 1 happened at 4pm in my timezone. Meanwhile, part 2 was originally at 4am and pushed back to 5:30am, because Bae forgot to recharge her controller. It's fucked.

>>9531348
But Bae actually read all of the initial superchats she got in the follow up stream, whereas Sana only read the names and almost none of the messages.

>>9542675
but she does read the messages as well with the names? Thats actually a problem with her SC readings, she spends forever on messages.

>>9529634
Tempted to watch VOD, how was it?

>>9544022
was better than the calli/gura matrix watchalong. she talked alot. though the gura burning calli for hackermen was pretty good.

>>9544295
the matrix watchalong was kino as fuck.
Watched it with my gf. We both thought it was adorable.

Also, that movie isn't nearly as good as I remember it being.

>>9544992
I guess back then, it validated all my edgy ideas. Now, they're kind of normal ideas.
No amount of profound slow talking will bring the magic back.
Still, I had fun.

Mad Lib Theatre in about 2 hours on Mumei's channel
https://youtu.be/p_vaBM3sjro

Can't wait to see how rat will interact with owl

>>9548181
What's the best snack for this?
I'm debating between Pizza or ramen.

>>9548181
Get in here bros.

>rrat can't roll rrrs

>>9553137
Neither can I.
Seriously, how the shit?

>>9553137
Just play kof bro.

FIRETRUCK

This feels kinda lame.

>>9548181
Fuck me, I thought it was starting in a few minutes.

>>9554832
>not liking es Cargo

>>9553137
>>9553404
yeah same, I can't roll my Rs nor whistle

>>9554832
la puta

Has anyone noticed that the rat on her head blinks whenever she does?

>>9557486
Yes it's cute

>>9557486
>has anyone noticed the thing she pointed out in her second stream?

>>9557486
Jujubei is a legend for a reason

>>9555707
>>9556982
I typed that during the first script. It got better after that.

I'm a KroniixBae shipper, but man these 2 are cute as well....

>>9557706
Honestly I've loved all the duos in EN2 so far.

>>9558175
that's because Council members don't have crippling social anxiety, no offense to Myth

>this thread is super dead

She's NGMI is she brats?

>>9558467
she already made it

>>9558467
ironically not enough rrats

>>9559241
What is this stance called?

>>9559528
"mom said to give me the xbox now" stance

>>9558467
fans just spread across multiple timezones, cuz rat can't keep a consistent stream schedule

Council collab when?

>>9566219
>[-TBD-] HoloCouncil - TBD (Timing might change)
22 hours if calendar is to be believed

>>9566746
Mumei says she has to pick a time and a game. The hint is "lots of ping pong balls"
I do wonder what it is

Just finished up watching Mad Max with Rrat (VOD)
Rratpack, that was fun as fuck

>>9571471
witnessed

>>9571471
I know right!
Baelz has great energy, hopefully more people realize it.

>>9569694
>lots of ping pong balls
If it's fucking Bingo, I'll laugh my dick off.

someone from the kronii split just wrote this, though i would share. kronii and anon bully the rrat, sexually
https://rentry.co/ayw2e

>>9574304
I love her energy and I love watching her. Here's to more watchalongs in the future!

>>9566746
>>9569694
waiting room is up
https://youtu.be/onEp_9enFXk

Would Baebae witness me or tell me “mediocre” if I attempted to go to Valhalla?

>>9540472
>What went wrong?
No Gachikoi pandering, for one.
Rat's intentionally positioned herself as that fun plus-one that shows up at every ice cream social or smoking sesh either because you invited her or because someone else did since everyone thinks she makes things more interesting, not a potential partner.

Krooni is the ha ha funny meme voice mommy.
Mumei is like a really curious fish that you also want to protect and save.
Fauna is... not sure, but she seems to have her fans. Not sure how many gachikois but she clearly gunned for 'em in her debut.

Baelz on the other hand isn't (even unintentional) GFE, she's your cool sidekick experience and very few people here believe themselves protagonists.

>>9578418
So not GFE, just... FE

>>9577447
If someone does a guerilla stream after this, they are not ogey.

>>9580227
What?

>>9578418
Fauna - gf experience
Sana - tomboy childhood friend experience
Mumei - daughter/small animal/pet experience
Baebae - imouto experience

>>9540472
Playing an obnoxious character with a shrill laughter.

Gotta admit rrat bros. Rrat general is the comfiest out of all Gen2 generals. We don't sperg out or have autistic conversations and power trips.

We just cozy supporters, and I love that. I will miss this when we get bigger

>>9585920
I much prefer slow threads over the opposite. I sometimes miss the days of NijiEN general being slow-paced. Now it's shitfest/bait-central.

Defenseless rat.
https://twitter.com/modagitbi888/status/1436263638415806466

If people can convince Aqua that she's an Onion. Maybe we can convince Baelz that she's a Hamster.

>>9592098
She'd make a great daughterwife

Oops.

https://twitter.com/pronet127/status/1436755563375828996?s=20

Is Hakos the only HoloEN to have said "loli"?

>>9595832
Ina has said "goth loli" if that counts

Time to sit down with dinner and some whisky to watch some Mad Max with the rat.

>>9598955
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>9592098
Oh, thank God, she didn't wet the bed...

How will Bae fare in today's collab?

>>9604622
>american education vs aussie
I think we'll be fine

Anyone remember when in the celebration stream she told Omega to chill out?

>>9604622
Bae to fight with Mumei to not come last

>Collab ban is lifted
>Myth and Council now interact openly on the EN Minecraft server
>There's just one thing Myth has that Council doesn't: the Ender Dragon Head, worn by Gura
>Bae organizes Council to ambush Gura and take the Head
>This begins the EN server's War of The Dragon Head
>IRyS, instead of fighting, creates the Hope Corps to work towards peace
>Kiara and Fauna join the Hope Corps in hopes (ugh) of bringing the fight to a close
>In the end, Myth and Council unite under one banner, treating the Dragon Head as something of a cultural artifact
>Peace, however, cannot last forever...

>>9605817
there were a few mentions throughout the stream. Or do you mean when she screamed on stream "I'm fiiiiine"?

>>9605385
>he thinks aussie education is good
Anon...

>>9606697
>Or do you mean when she screamed on stream "I'm fiiiiine"?
Yeah, that part.

>>9607094
https://youtu.be/oopPkDyBXcA?t=3496
58:16 is when she got the 3rd or 4th message from Omega and she screams in chat.
In Omega's defense, she started slurring and getting emotional at the 45min mark.

I was legit worrying if she'd do something idiotic and get the graduation speedrun record

>>9607627
Oh, that was later than I thought, no wonder I couldn't find it.
Still, she was definitely playing it up early on, and after the first time she mentioned the manager contacting her she started toning it down.

>>9607050
>5th grade
>how many genders are there
free points

Now I'm just saying. You ever seen rrat and Haachama together in the same room?

>>9595832
Sana said it at some point. I don't remember when.

>>9608886

>>9607771
hard to tell with vtubers, their job is to act and be entertaining afterall.... I still can't believe half a can of Asahi got her tipsy, she must be really small, really dehydrated, or really cursed with poor alcohol tolerance

I trust my cute rat will be the smartest dumbass..

>>9612668
I'm just rooting for "not last place"

streams live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onEp_9enFXk

GET IN HERE BROS! Let's cheer for the hamster

>>9613676
Cute hamster

why is bae so quiet

big brain hamster lets go!!!

SCORE SOME FAKING POINTS RRAT

The aussies defending their land.

>>9608886
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTizG5bFmA

>>9605385
>The Australians object
What did fookin say

>This owl hates Australia
change my mind

It should technically be both a continent and an island.

HOLY FUCK SANA

low energy bae...

>>9616922
she has arachnophobia

It all comes back to spiders.

>>9616474
the owl forgot to give points

Pity point, yay

>>9616540
Australia is not the largest island, it is just the smallest continent.

>>9616540
>>9617452
see
>>9617315

But I don't want to go to brazil

>Henry Ford made the automobile
Even I know that is BS. He made the assembly line. Benz made the first car

>not knowing something so simple as angles
Jesus. Glad our rat is smart.

>>9617980
>I have an MS in electrical engineering
>I have done CAD designs that have gone to mass production
>I got this wrong
I honestly have no excuse

>>9618321
I failed math in school several times and even I got it right...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Mumei doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing

Chaotic as expected

This has been great so far.

>>9619371
not from bae tho

>bae knows my country
Nice

>>9620148
Chaos is a laddah

What the hell is Bae doing? She has her own show.

So is Baelz like a reverse Pikamee? I heard she selftranslates too

Smart rrat

Bae...

LET'S GO RAT

>six
COME ON

How?

The rrat wins!

WE WON RRATBROS

>>9623297
She's actually the smartest, which you could glean from her other streams.

Holy shit bros I didn't know your oshi was the smartest EN.

AHEM

>>9623297
big brain

Rat is smart, funny and not so chaotic. Based Bae.

congratulations on the upset rat bros I kneel

>fight crab
Fucking kusoge. Sana chose it, 100%

>happy Bae won
>sad Kronii got the sad
Really could use a picture of Bae breaking the trophy and sharing with Kronii right now - but we don't have drawfags

>Baelz won the collab
Guess I have to let her sit on my face now.

I don't know how we won that but we won.
Also I feel Sana is just pretending to be retarded.

>>9628105
No, she's just a baby. She said so herself
Diaper stream when?
Yes, that too

>>9628105
Sneaky smol rat bribed the teacher with coffee. Winning is important, fair game is not.

rat logged on for minecraft

>a intruder
Brats, I thought she was smart...

>>9595832
Kiara's said it loads of times...

okay, so what does rrat mean by this?

>>9630845
She watched Les Miserables after the stream, took a nap, had a dream about it and thought it'd be funny to quote "I Dreamed a Dream."
That's the best I can guess without assuming some kind of personal tragedy.

>>9611284
The rrat of her being an asian immigrant to NZ seems increasingly likely.
>>9590604
>I much prefer slow threads over the opposite.
Same.
> I sometimes miss the days of NijiEN general being slow-paced. Now it's shitfest/bait-central.
It used to be so damn comfy.
I really like Obsydia but holy shit they were /bad/ for the threads.

>>9631266
what part of Les Mis. is "We here" though?

>>9631283
>The rrat of her being an asian immigrant to NZ seems increasingly likely.
Does Mario Kart let you pick your country flag instead of it being determined by IP?

>>9631296
None. According to the screenshot (assuming no alterations), that was some time before the movie and nap

>>9631296
>>9630845

We here was in response to Haachama's Karaoke

>Imagining Bae yelling STOOOOP while a fishing hook is stuck in her head

>>9631418
ah thanks anon
>>9631647
why is the fishing hook stuck in her head?

>>9632770
>why is the fishing hook stuck in her head?

>>9631344
is it not tied to your Nintendo account?
you can just pick whatever country when you make your account.

anything kino in the Sana minecraft stream?

>>9635586
The whole thing. Unironically.
Bae was around for about half of it.

>>9623497
>>9623519
cute rat

>>9636294
Do you know what time?

Rare footage of Baelz dethroning the old god of chaos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JT8pVv1cT0

>>9624910
We have at least a couple but one only posts in global

>>9624910
I'll buy into ratcoin if she switches to a deep voice.

i want to pinch her cheeks

Hey hey. Listen listen.

New schedule
Can't wait for the karaoke

>>9647999
Wish she would stop playing random shitty games...

>>9648747
Better than Apex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvDfezMTtew
when will she play zelda

>>9595332
When is EN2 getting alt outfits? I need Hackos in this outfit right now

>>9647999
I can catch everything except the SC reading. Feeling good bros.

>>9647999
>My Friend Pedro
Umm....is rrat gonna die?

>>9468855
Yeez

>>9647999
Karaoke let's go

>>9659037
There Is No Game cover plz

>>9647999
>Another dead zone on Tuesday for PDT
At least there is some Karaoke and post Council kino

Membership doko

>>9664470
I give it 2 more weeks.

>>9665803
well EN2 all unlock memberships at the same time? Is it based on Susan algorithms or does Hololive have a deal with YT

>>9647999
2 break days - I think rrat streams less per week than the rest of the council

>>9673903
No? She has done the most solo streams from Council and this is her lightest schedule yet.

When is rat going to get a doujin, like that "Great White" one about Gura?

>>9673903
>>9675804
>Bae announces 2 days off
> /rrat/s are sad but chill
> Kronii announces 3 days off
> /∞/ melts down
you know rrat bros, you guys are alright

Sana and Bae should have good chemistry for their collab, as they both are talkative and seemingly comfortable with other people. Both are also into bantz.

>>9691075
hard to top EN1's anniversary stream, it had a good mix of cringe and cute.
We'll see in 50min I guess

stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CjbjuIRHDU
30min bros

A winrar is you.
https://twitter.com/YunkaUraka/status/1437194382583734273

>>9694584
>look at me, I am civilization now

>>9694584
>>9695085
>Civilization rewards chaos
Pottery

>>9648747
What do you mean? Bae actually makes it very lively and fun (it suits her)
I wish Kronii has this kind of schedule, Damn!!! Imagine it, it will be a blast to watch

>>9695567
one-off games stop being a novelty when you do them so often

>>9695636
Bae is not a "gamer". She is a dork who likes videogames. If you are looking for a "gamer" streamer, look elsewhere.

>>9695904
I don't play video games at all. I'm talking about the content.

>>9695958
Bayonetta and WoL are planned long series anon. It's only week2.

>>9696090
It's week 4 anon... their monthversary is soon..

>>9696225
>not resetting the count after SC unlock
anything prior is pre-planned to rush SC unlocks

>>9694035
CRAB BATTLE GO!

What the fuck happened to this deer?

>>9697921
australia

>We died it

our rrat crab is carrying this

You liars told me Bae was not a gamer. Look at these power moves.

>>9698587
honestly anon, I am as shocked as you are

>>9698587
Don't look at me, man. I'm as shocked as you

The only way this stream could be more Australian is if SHE was there too.

>>9698587
Bae's got the natural instinct for fighting games.

>>9698587
she's beginning to Baelieve

>>9698587
it's actually impressive how fast she picks things up in games

KANI
KANI
KANI

>based on famous battles, which actually took place in ancient Japan

>>9698587
She learned the game a bit beforehand and is more clearly more competitive than I thought.

>Disregard 30,000 weapon
>acquire mango
just rrat things

>chainsore
Silly rrat

>About to win
>Gets fucking sawed in half
METAL

okay this crab vs crab is actually pretty epic

Hokabae clutch

There's one person on Steam named whatabae and they are currently online. Hmm

That was a fun kusoge. Luv these two.

>>9702783
they just autoblock or auto reject anon, don't get your hopes up even if it is

>time to make a new thread
>2 days before next stream
do we die?