/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9517029
>50 posts early

I love Ina!

KIARA LOVE

Virtual Birthing with Gura Watson!

I really like Fauna!

>I'm so stupid

>virtual birthing stream

>>9517029
are her pubes actually shaved like a heart?

Virtual Birthing

Thoughts?

SAWCON DEEZ NUTS

thoughts?

I love Kronii

I love Rushia!

>>9517162
AHHH SEEX

YAHBOIKOI HATE

She keeps blowing by the bus stops lmao

>>9517169
arising thoughts

So how is IRyS's driving?

>>9517162
uoh

IRyS was on a door!

ogey, I wanna watch some VODs.
Which ones are Baelzcore?

IRyS.. .

GURA IS SUCKING ON SOME CHUMBUDS NUTS UUUOOOOOHHHHHHH

>pizza deez nuts
is this really the best you can do goobah

>>9517162
What did Mori sound like as a little girl?

>>9517162
uoh thoughts

>>9517183
Irys is a nice lady.

RATE THE STREAM

>have a day! goodbye.
gawr gura really has a way with words, what an idol

>>9517183
she's definitely driving

>>9517161
i need to feel if they're real

>>9517187
Her Coffee n Chill streams are her best content.

>>9517187
Bayo, There is no game, zatsudans.

>>9517161
no they're shaved like a clock

>>9517198
yeah, mine

>>9516954
>dildo trident

>>9517105
Gura flipflops between Mori and Calli every so often, though I'll have to believe you as to the rest of Council not calling her Mori.

This driving is India-tier.

chumpals now that gura is done streaming please watch IRyS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpBhGC0aNt8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc

>What's with these spheres on the side of the roads?
>IRyS says as she drives into a park

>>9517187
>>9517211

What did Gura say about collabs? I saw some retards at the end of the thread

Gura really has been on her A game since she visited her family

AAAAAA THE NOSTALGIA

rrat

>>9517206
I fucking missed this BGM/10

THIS OG BGM IS SUCKS

>>9517206
I literally hate Kiara/10

so is gura playing minecraft tomorrow or was it one of her "maybe" that never actually happen

>>9517185
Yeah, mine

>>9517206
Boring as shit, but Gura was cute and horny and funny so 10/10 best stream ever

I miss Gura

>>9517233
she doesn't like how the word sounds

>>9517187
Coffee Streams > Bayo 2 pt.1 > There Is No Game = West of Loathing > Bayo 2 pt. 2

>>9517233
she doesn't like the word

IRyS just fucking blowing by bus stops is killing me

>>9517217
Based

Gura's original BGM has been living rent free in my head for a year and it will continue to do so

>>9517219
ToT

>>9517206
>virtual birthing stream

/HERE/ CONFIRMED

>talk about the vibrator
>don't talk about mori asmr
fucking shork giving that victory to guramekekes

>>9517217
blessed and based

>>9517221
What song is this?

>>9517226
Her model is so fucking bad it immediately turns me off.

>>9517233
She doesn't like the words debut or collab anymore because how often they are used

>>9517233
She said she's heard the word too much and now she doesn't like it, same with "debut".

The old bgm is so shit, but I love it. I hope she keeps it around.

>>9516946
Unironically why women are terrible drivers

>>9517206
Slower but fun/10

>>9517206
Love gura/10

>>9517221
The context behind this image existing is equal parts baffling and hilarious

>>9517233
Hates the word

I love Mori

>>9517233
She doesn't like the words collab and debut for autistic reasons

>>9517264
but she is cute...

don't it feel good to drive a bus? people need to get picked up

>>9517206
Takamori was a mistake/10

>>9517209
I can't wait to watch her kick Sigma's ass or get her ass kicked by Sigma whichever comes first

>>9517206
i only showed up for the chats

>>9517187
Bayonetta streams were great.
Still made me laugh when she tried to switch to Japanese dub and couldn't after hyping it up.

>>9517232
More specifically, the week or so since EN2 debuts. Having kouhai in the same branch as herself reinvigorated her something fierce.

>>9517206
TAKAMORI WINNING!/10

wtf irys?

those abs... those biceps... those thighs... that ass... how can we even compete....

>>9517233
she said she hates the word, along with "debut" nothing about hating actual collabs

Which of the council is the most likely to do endurance streams?

>>9517242
Nope, she just said there is no stream tomorrow

She really is PonRyS...

>>9517187
There is no game, Coffee, Bayonetta

>Get on the bus
>Ask for a ticket
>Get $6.00 for free
Thanks Irys!

hop on

>>9517226
no

>>9517217
VERY cute

jwu, need the latest gurame deets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTiDGl8Di0

>>9517226
I am!

>>9517183
GAS GAS GAS

Doesn't want to do math so she just hands random amount of change until the customer is happy.

>>9517287
>Luna vs Sigma
God, that's gonna be fucking fun

>>9517298
rrat and sana have already done pretty long streams

>>9517226
Already had it on

>>9517206
gura cute/10

Can Irys not do basic math?

>>9517123
>>9517144
>>9517154
>>9517173
>>9517176
>>9517279
Cringe
>>9517198
Autism
>>9517158
Yes, you are

>>9517169
forgotten spoiler thoughts
what happened to your old image your filename used to end in 671.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>stream ends
>autoplay immediately takes me to ina vod
everytime

>>9517314
I fear for my life

guys

GUYS

EVERYONE

This is important.

>>9517296
Saplingbros...how do we compete with pickle?

>>9517318
They most certainly are

>>9517296
God I wish that was me.

>>9517206
very nice! Gura is just like me, a ship schizo.

>>9517242
She explicitly said there's no stream tomorrow, so presumably the minecraft stream will happen on one of the other days

>>9517233
>The reason why Gura didn't collab'd with any JP Holos at the beginning is because she told all the JPs in discord she hated the word Collab, and they all being ESL thought she meant she didn't want to collab.

Makes sense

>>9517226
Sure. What has she been doin?

Startin Stream > Debut Stream

>>9517206
calligulashitters BTFO/10

>>9517272
women can't play with cars and motion toys when they are little

IRyS will bankrupt this bus line in a week

Remember tonight Gura said "How do you know if I'm moist."
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>9517347
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Ame...
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1436105979456745502
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1436105979456745502

I think

>>9517357
her best

People who ride the bus don't talk like this

>>9517357
she drives

>>9517279
Hey, me too!

>>9517226
Always bro. She my second favorite after Gura.

Wh
What the fuck
Where the fuck did that come from, IRyS, I mean BRAVO NOLAN and all but what the fuck

>>9517296
Wait, Fauna's skirt is that short? Oh jesus I have a boner now.

>>9517296
truly a force of nature

>>9517226
Sure

I gotta say, the way Gura plays with /u/schizos' hearts is something to behold.

>>9517162
The BIG bone.

>>9517342
A-Ayamefoe...

>>9517364
Yeah but at least Irys made friends along the way.

>>9517351
what I would do to be that baby

https://twitter.com/happa_free/status/1436172990551511041
mio...

>>9517233
she's heard the word too much
same with debut

>>9517263
Anon.. your Gurren Lagann reps...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWKm6jDt-BA

>>9517372
No

>watched tenet in theaters
based covid skeptic Irys

>>9517144
& LUST

Just spent about 5 minutes straight laughing at this picture, how's your night been?

>>9517296
What an ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>9517373
>Rescheduled
WHAT THE FUCK AME

>>9517373
Ame I stayed up for this...

What if you went on a date with Mori and your boy was about to piss herself and it was already leaking out a little what would you do?

>>9517206
I got to admit, I thought that Gura's Sims streams hadn't quite measured up to either of the Orange Women's, but once she let her /u/schizo out, it was gold.
Return of Stenchou/10

>>9517206
Gura cute/10

>Bae's watchalong at nine o'clock
I'm gonna have to wake up early now
fuck

>>9517372
don't

>>9517296

>>9517351
Ame should be pregnant too.

>>9517422
shes gonna squirt anyway, might as well go to town.

>>9517318
Fauna and Saplings are in shambles.

Irys can't drive for shit

>>9517253
She hadn't used it in months and I still found myself humming it all the time.

>>9517404
I watched Gurren Lagann, but I don't know why I don't remember this song.

>>9517373
I cancelled a doctor's appointment for this!

>>9517169
Cute chikin thoughts

What's with EN and their love for Christopher Nolan movies?

LMAO the game is throwing shade

>>9517372

I wish IRyS didn't get such an abominable model. I feel I could like her if she wasn't so painful to look at.

>npc on Irys bus: ARE YOU BLIND
yes

>>9517398
Its a cute baby I will not lie

>>9517296
Imagining Fauna is an avatar of nature and her sexual preferences probably match up to this since she isn't exactly human.

>>9517226
I would but I’m tired as fuck so I’ll have to do the VOD

>>9517318
LOTS OF SEX SO MUCH FUCKING

>Gura ends the stream
>the voices come back

>>9517451
>woman
shocker

>>9517226
On it!

>>9517458
KINO

>>9517422
What has happened to deadbeats after that trip to America

>>9517296
Is she going to befriend the grox?

>>9517441
Yeah, with me.

>>9517276
I posted it once as a litmus test to see how many (if any at all) unity images I would get. That none were posted meaning that it was now the default mentality for the thread, was...well, it was certainly something.

>>9517296
Fauna looks like THAT?

>>9517373
i cancelled my wedding for this ame YOU PROMISED

So, does it smell like?

>>9517400
Why is she crying? Somebody better cheer her up...

>>9517239
>>9517240
Which one is it

>>9517451
She keeps getting distracted by npc's chatting.

Fuck the change this bus is on a roll

>>9517368
Translation: you called out that I'm moist

>>9517429
>watching rrat

>>9517466
binding of isaac shit, is that game too yab for holos

>>9517422
I'd use my bottomless wealth to have a bathroom constructed from scratch in the blink of an eye. Whatever degenerate fetish I may or may not have isn't worth her public humiliation.

>>9517429
You're lucky, I need to wake up for Sana

>>9517296
i owe u my life

IRyS has rewind on..

>>9517476
What are the voices saying anon?

Do you thing Mori has called any girls "nigga" by this point?

>>9517501
they should play actually good roguelites instead
though i heard it got slightly unfucked with the last update

>>9517429
How is nine early?

>>9517279

Irys is making me horny I'm gonna jack off want anything?

>>9517422
>What if you went on a date with Mori and your boy was about to piss herself and it was already leaking out a little what would you do?

Since IRyS is streaming right now I just wanted to be a bit of an autist and say that I am glad that she is doing well, going by some stats I've been looking at she's got at least 1000 members that regularly chat and potentially between 2-5x that number of actual memberships. I'm really happy that she seems to be enjoying her time in Hololive and streaming a lot too.

>>9517488
In a positive way, or a negative way?
I like to think that guy's lessons were learned, but you never know, people like to act out even if they know better

>>9517429
I wake up at 6AM for Risu you just gotta be prepared for it

>>9517372
therefore I am.

>>9517450
Why is the idea of Fauna being here so she can seethe about ships so funny

Where is this frame of Watame from?

>>9517373
>end yesterdays stream early because you drank a whole bunch of caffeine and you're gonna crash into a normal sleep schedule
>take a long ass nap completely ruining the little progress you make
>reschedule stream anyways
ame... its getting harder to gosling

___son had a hard life…

>>9517529
Some flaming hot funyuns and an arizona raspberry iced tea onegai

>>9517518
Kiara and Mori talk like hardened gangsters in private

>>9517373
SHE PROMISED

>Can I assume all the people buying single tickets means that they are also single?
IRyStocrats defend this.

>>9517523
it's almost 1am that makes nine early

>IRyS just spamming random change-return amounts
My fucking sides...

>>9517347

i will get irys into a sticky situation if you know what i mean

>>9517518
definitely Kiara and A-Chan during the karaoke , probably Gura as well.

>>9517373
I postponed my graduation from life for this!

Hi,
is this Mumei General Global?

HOP ON HOPE
HOP ON HOPE
HOP ON HOPE

>>9517514
they're saying nnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>9517557
I believe it

>>9517510
Non-low-latency streams are unwatchable, my autism can't handle this.

>>9517400
God I love sloppy BJs so much.

How is Irys even worse at this than Ame?

>IRyS taking note of who's single on her bus
W-what's she gonna do?!

>>9517529
two fingers

>>9517514
"Kill them all Nanoraaaa"

IRyS hates music...

>>9517562
she's really desperate, she won't give up hope

>>9517554
[Brock Sam]son had a hard life...

>>9517554
chat
ah ate zhe breed

>>9517562
Our oshi is obsessed with relationships. pls understan

>>9517499
if people watch fauna and mumei than there's norhing wrong with watching bae

>>9517573
next stop: her cervix

>>9517206
10/10
Now that the 1-year anniversary is coming, I am very impressed by how far Gura has come in retrospect and how intelligent she is at keeping up an entertaining conversation. She's getting really comfortable and has been censoring herself far less, and she talks very naturally about...anything, really, which is an extreme contrast with her earlier fears of not having enough hobbies or an interesting enough life to keep up a conversation.

>>9517496
No, half her worst parts where when noone was on the bus at all and thus no chatting. She hasn't read any of the warning prompts or paid any attention to the constant ding ding ding every time she does something wrong.

>>9517451
And still the least dangerous English speaking holo to drive a bus.

Watching IRyS. She's like if Cover hired some random with no streamer experience off the street and told her to entertain an audience or Cover will kill someone. She's trying so hard to fill dead air with boring shit it's kinda cute.

>>9517585
a bit ago i was gonna watch the rrat play there is no game, but then thought it'd be kind of annoying after watching her for a few minutes, so i was gonna watch ame play it
then i realized who i was watching so i just gave up

>fake tickets in a bus simulator
what?

>>9517406
>Irys believes covid is the mark of the beast
Based and Godpilled

>>9517530
I really want someone to redo the unique members analysis.

>>9517574
yes look how cuteand retarded she is.

IRySoEntertaining, I like her

where are those GurAme time stamps?

>get of the cock
IRyS???

>>9517373
I'm starting to feel legit sad for Ame, how much she's falling from grace. Somebody save her... please...

>>9517520
I swear to god I've seen these exact posts in an old thread. The next anon said that tome does not make for a good streaming game.

>>9517346
Was it Creative Title #543?

>>9517628
>mark of the beast
Bioshock Infinite playthrough when

Is IRyS cool?

>>9517622
meds but also I think I know what you mean

>>9517639
Yes, mine.

>>9517627
People sneak on with no tickets, she just assumed fake tickets

>>9517373
>5502

>>9517622
She's been streaming since early 2017.

>>9517622
>She's trying so hard to fill dead air with boring shit it's kinda cute.
that's the common adage for shit where you're supposed to entertain people, don't have any dead air
games just help with that a lot, but when your game is a bus driving simulator it's not that good

>>9517169
tales thoughts

>>9517272
But men are in more car crashes

>>9517622
She's the genuine stream for fun and for your job experience

Has IRyS ever ridden a bus in her life?

>>9517458
Bravo Nolan

>>9517654
Yes and so is her bus.

>>9517575
>>9517588

>>9517674
yeah, my dick

>>9517532
Its a good thing. The tribalistic, warring nature of the thread required a presence to disrupt that status quo as a beacon to rally behind. Now shitposters have to disrupt the baseline of unity with attacks that have long become ineffective; Hell, a few threads ago a Fauna post only got one or replies calling her a whore.

Shit's changed, and (mostly) for the better.

>>9517654
No, but that's what makes her cool after all

Does IRyS not care about other vehicles?

are you happy for how your favorite Myth has developed herself as a streamer after one year?

IRyS is obsessed with bananas

>>9517576
Can't believe she named the J*w AND the n*igger

>bananas are easy to peel
bullshit

>>9517557
>>9517576
>The Austrian and the Southerner

I believe it.

lmfao irys....

>put me in the screenshoot
is that 100% from here?

>>9517373
Gonna be honest teamates, not sure how you can be surprised anymore after she pulled this last night
https://files.catbox.moe/jku408.mp4

HE'S DEAD

>she doesn’t get the beethoven joke

Truck-kun...

>>9517696
Yes and no.

>>9517674
It's hard to believe she's ever been in a car before

>>9517622
it's fucking bus simulator...

>>9517701
They are

Orange woman bad btw

>>9517692
She just killed some guy.

>>9517705
Nah like everything else, it leaked long ago

>>9517683
Saplings seem to be particularly good at ignoring bait for some weird reason.

>murdeRyS

>>9517589
>>9517602
But for what reason?

>>9517705
Is "based" 100% from here?
No.
I'm not saying Gura isn't here but that phrase isn't 100% here

>>9517632
She's cute?

>>9517615
>not having enough hobbies or an interesting enough life to keep up a conversation
She probably just thought nobody would give a shit about the little weird tangents, youtube videos, or other things like what she did during her days that she talks about now. Remember how she used to apologize for "rambling" during streams?
I'm happy to see how much she's developed, she's really a great streamer now

>>9517622
Honestly the phrase "dead air" is getting kinda tired. It's a comfy sim game stream, not an NPR podcast. You can't really do too much.

>>9517708
That laugh...

>>9517654
Very. But I can see that she shouldn't be allowed to drive.

>>9517287
>>9517209
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy does she fight every maverick buster only? why doesn't she use charged shots? why doesn't she know how to dash jump????

>>9517296
http://files.catbox.moe/kozchp.mp3

>>9517738
Very.

>>9517730
She wants to make babies. Her uterus demands it

>>9517740
>It's a comfy sim game stream
Wrong holo, anon

>>9517206
10/10, as with every gura stream I watch
she's always funny, always cute, and always interesting to me

>>9517696
Yes, but I hope she keeps playing good games.

>>9517696
Yes!

>>9517708
Unbelievable...

>>9517701
Pinch the bottom and slide the skin down the shaft.

>>9517757
god her mic is so good

>>9517728
I genuinely believe shitposters worked themselves into a shoot with that
They told themselves it was true, so they didn't try as much, so there was less reason to, so it became true
I genuinely believe that most of the things shitposters say are just themselves working themselves into shoots

>>9517296
This artist also drew the thumbnail pic for the stream, they got a personal thanks from Fauna...

Clip here:
https://twitter.com/Ryou_Sakai/status/1436154236790878211

>>9517622
>dead air
ah yes i also read an instructable called "how to stream"

>>9517737
Who're you looking at?

do you rember?

>>9517696
Yes, I'm proud even.

>>9517264
its not that bad, get over it fuck head

IRyS...

>>9517759
You have proof then? That she's cute?

>>9517708
That movie was garbage but I am so grateful it provided us with so many good amelaughs.

>>9517757
Good god I swear I'm only a masochist sometimes, but now is definitely one of those times.

>>9517786
(You)!

>>9517674
Yes but she gonna get the Rosa Parks treatment

>>9517701
I can see why Cavendish is hard to peel.

12K IN DEBT

Lookin good bros

>>9517794
LOOK AT THEM GO

>>9517787
ttrpg continuation when........

>>9517787
always

>>9517226
I appreciate IRyS for taking the late night PST time slot. Before her it would always be dead hours for me now after Gura ends

I'm actually hyped for the Warioware arc

>>9517622
she was technically hired as a singer so she could've just been doing the bare minimum but i guess she enjoys streaming games too

actually, amelia can stop time completely. she has simply started lying about it because she thinks kronii is onto her. kronii cannot stop time, or else she would do so while editing VODs every night.

>>9517737

>pedestrian penalty

>>9517728
It makes me wonder if they were long-time lurkers (and thus know what the shitposter playbook is) or new/normalfags that see doxxshit and go "eh, whatever" because that shit genuinely does not matter to them and not getting bogged down in the "hololive culture" timeloop (accidentally immunizing themselves against schizo bullshit)

>>9517422
I'd tell her to pee on me.

>>9517670
Don't start this dyke

>random minecraft villager noises
lol Irys such a dork

>>9517787
THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

>>9517622
thats Mumei
IrYs has a good handle on things

lunaitos report in

>>9517787
Seeing that webm with no sound and the movement mimicking a real life group photo is some uncanny valley shit.

>>9517514
>>9517575
>>9517680
Finally some fun! I was getting bored there in the 2 nano(ra)seconds with nothing to do
>>9517755
She's stubborn just like her father aka me
Also she's been using charged shots more and dash jumping as of the second half of her most recent streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXEAD7lcA9I

WEEBS? TRANSLATE PLZ

Hope has gone into debt...

>>9517612
Mumei and Fauna are legitimately entertaining. Baelz is just bad and boring

>>9517529
A kilogram of your flesh, shaped into a cube and containing 30% fat.

>>9517832

>>9517794
fucking saved

>>9517787
The UNITY collab

>>9517831
A life only costs 20k.

>>9517798
A few examples.
https://files.catbox.moe/kwd0dn.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/y7ylr7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vl5rqe.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/23vsz8.mp4

>>9517697
Yeah mine

>>9517778
Irys you're suppose to be streaming

>>9517858
She's going to say haachamachama over and over again.

Let me get this straight. If cover songs don't earn any money at all and it costs money to have permission to do them, plus Reine does have insanely high-quality MVs and custom mixes, it would only make sense that every single cover is a net negative in earnings. Her King and Useewa covers must've cost a lot. This begs the question; How fucking deep are Reine's pockets and how willing is she to burn money for her songs?

[Terrible News]
Anons seem to be under the assumption that they can tun across the Pacific Ocean to save IRyS

>>9517862
Bro you're going to need to swap those names around, then it'd be accurate

>>9517739
Yeah, her rambles are the best~

>>9517803
It's legitimately the way she says "filthy" that just hurts me good.

>>9517862
>t. a fag that doesn't watch her

>one ticket?
>are you SINGLE?
IRyS please

>>9517882
this but bae saying boom boom over and over again

>>9517871

IryS is hitting on old men again...

>>9517787
Ina is so fucking cute...

>>9517885
NO COST TOO GREAT

>>9517162
UUOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Passion Irys is interested.

>>9517854
its why I fucking love this vtuber shit, I can't wait to see how far we can advance in the next few years

>>9517852

>>9517887
I hope you mean swap Bae and Mumei because Fauna is not fucking boring.

>>9517913

>>9517862
based bizarroworld anon

>>9517787
The day unitychads won...

Everyone is forgetting how horny Gura was tonight. She literally said "How do you know if I'm moist?" Along with multiple other things she said. Why has she been so horny for cock lately?

IRyS what the FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME

>>9517880

>>9517857
I get the feeling that she thinks the X series is like the OG series when it's completely derrivative. dash jumping is an important and necessary mechanic to understand especially going into sigma stages.

Nice Football team Mumei

>>9517903
I'll marry you IRyS even if you are as round as some anons think.

[horny news] Irys is talking about sex again

uhhh IRyS....

wtf is irys talking about?

Why are a lot of the Holo no Graffiti episodes privated?

Incest SEX with Irys

>>9517837
For me personally, I've been here since the start of EN1 and I just throughly like her streams. I don't see the point in getting worked up over faggots being faggots and would rather just enjoy the streams and hope to see other people supporting her. Plus, I've been on 4chan long enough to know shitty bait when I see it.

>>9517787
This webm will be sad in a few years. Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>9517708
I don't get it, it feels so real but I know a real girl won't ever take me to watch a bad movie together & stayed till the end...

>>9517933
Do we ever lose?

IRyS is creating rrats about her passengers...

why is there so much incest recently?

>open irys's stream
>SO ANYWAY, CHRISTINA AND HANS WERE DATING-
>close stream
what the fuck irystokeks.

>>9517938
most of her recent thumbnails have been lewd things too

>>9517787
It felt like the final step of their bonding as a group to me, the finale of an arc

Every stream with IRyS devolves into relationship obsession

>>9517958
what

>>9517787
That was a good day

all this /u/ pandering Gura made today made me mad that Yuru Yuri lost

>New bus line in town
>It's called TouRyS, whatever the fuck that means
>Get on the bus because I need to go downtown
>Ask the weird driver for a Single ticket
>She asks me if I'm single
I just fucking broke down. I started crying and ran the fuck back to my apartment. How the fuck do they let someone like her drive a bus?

>nature is calling
>dont go in to the light!