/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9590150
Being my wife.

>>9590150
Please don't bully Calli

farts

>>9590150
Brrrtt... braaaap

>>9590150
>5 upcoming originals
>1 collab cover w/ 2 senpais
>Mumei's song credits.
Did you even watch streams?

Oh, this is weak bait by the way.
RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up
>Family tragedy
>IRS trouble
>Visa running out
>Depression arc part 2
>Covid vaccine
>Actually dieing/graduating
>Suspension because of a recent collab
>Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence
>Fucked up her reservation
>Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time
>Kidnapping mamaloni
>Attacked/raped by/raping manlets
>is actually Anemachi
>Pregnant
>Mind transfer with a robot body
>Kiara did it
>Just wanted more days off
>Lost her voice
>is getting married
>doing it just to make (you) suffer
>Surprise online tour with Fake Type
>Rematch in person with the tank man
>Moving to a new house
>Comatose
>Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it
>Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman
>Interview with record label
>Working on her WoD campaign
>Writer's block in general
>Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room
>Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it
>Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule
>Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money
>She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week
>Korean geondals are after her for protection money
>Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster
>A week long period
>Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility
>Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara
>Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats
>Washed away by the tide
>Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away
>Left to kill the dad joke once and for all
>Training in the room of spirit and time
>Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole
>Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels
>Taken out on the town by Watame
>Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times
>Back on her reaping duties temporarily
>Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage
>Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time"
>Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar
>forgot her meds
>Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads
>Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One
>Shadowverse training arc with Mousey
>Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny"
>Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah
>Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs
>Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer
>Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5
>Started to become Yukihana Lamy
>Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo
>Recording a double demon collab song
>Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door
>Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms
>In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label
>Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle
>Slipped into the calliopeople timeline
>Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her
>went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself
>left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true
>she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon
>Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything
>Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them
>Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence
>Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing
>Cares more about other vtubers than her fans
>she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions
>Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control
>Appearing as a special guest at E3

>>9590150
IRyS does music?

>>9590150
What?
How Ollie supports/saves indies?

>>9590150
>doesn't support Indies
>doesn't know that one of EN2 is literally a chumbeat
>MilkyQueen

KEK.

>>9590437
indie that are corpos do not count, call me when mori openly supports that trad deer that got groomed by discord faggot

>>9590437
Ollie is supporting Mori’s old crew way more than her

>>9590485
You said she doesn't uplift indies. I gave you a concrete example of an Indy being uplifted by her into Hololive, as well as countless examples like Ririsya, Shirara, and Luci.

>>9590150
Funny answer: Make our dicks hard.
Serious answer: she's good at ASMR.

>Another Holo produces music
>Therefore Mori doesn't produce music
sorry I'm not quite following the logic here

>>9590150
She can rap.
She can drink a lot of alcohol.
She can host a TRPG.
She can save homos without fear of unicorn fags.

pic unrelated

>>9590150
She's still the music holo, Irys is doing well but she's not Mori well

>>9590509
Like who?

>>9590556
save them? she cant even converse with them

>>9590584
He's going to say something stupid like Rene is part of Mori's old crew.

>>9590584
Rene?

>IRyS
>The music holo.
Yeah, I'm sure bringing those Azki views for her latest MV sure shows up the one who actual consistently breaks 1 million views on most of her MVs and cover collabs.

>>9590150
manlet savior
prevents manlet suicide by providing them with false hope

>>9590349
She does but nobody's listening

>IRyS
Holy shit how can Mori even compete

>>9590649

>>9590263
>>9590324
What the fuck is it with antis and brapposting anyways?

>>9590732
swearing by a heavily-edited audio clip.

>>9590732
>using the term "antis" unironically
Neck yourself

>>9590609
She is not part of her old crew.

>>9590389

>>9590150
Brap

>>9590556
>She can save homos without fear of unicorn fags.
She should collab with more homos then and not with just Rikka. I mean if you get reply from Izuru in english you are pretty much honorary holostar at that point.

>>9590528
IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT

>>9590780
Go back

>>9590964
No she shouldn't

>>9590198
>calli

>>9590632
i've never seen, heard or met any woman in my entire lifetime who actually prefers short men
watching mori streams are doses of hopium for me unironically

>>9590556
>She can host a TRPG.
Yeah, that's why they had to cancel it twice.

>>9591283
Only if you're an Asian rapper

>>9590732
im not anti. i like farts

>>9591283
>i've never seen, heard or met any woman in my entire lifetime who actually prefers short men
Same and when i finally find one she lives in other side of the fucking planet.

>>9591351
>they had to cancel it twice
You mean ones? And to be fair that does happen to anyone who hosts TTRPGs.

>>9590150
unironically think mori and her other shit sucks ass. only worthwhile thing she did was fart

>>9591535
t.deadbeat

>>9591444
digits checked
iktfb...

>>9591109
yeah seeing manlet suicide rates skyrocket would be pretty bad press

>>9590150
>That’s Irys.
Bruh she sings. That's all. Mori makes her own half the time.

>>9590150
She lives rent free in your head

>>9590606
>>9590609
FAWQING BASED

>>9590551
>Serious answer: she's good at ASMR.
She's really not but she's actually trying and that's okay.

Mori works way harder than irys, imagine how hard it must to be to live in Japan for YEARS without speaking the language

>>9590732
Chumbuds hating chumpedos.
Deadbeats hating deadbraps.

>>9593322
why would you live in a country where you can't even speak its language?
fucking wingger man

>>9593322
There would be an easy fix to that

>>9593431
Mori is a hard worker because she makes her work hard for her

>>9593322
At least she is taking her Japanese lessons nowadays.
>>9593431
You mean why she is still living in Japan? She doesn't have anything back in the states outside of her family which she can see every year anyway.

>>9593431
Fun fact: if English speaking Mormon missionaries are assigned to Japan they are given 8 weeks to learn Japanese and most are able to retain it after the mission is over

Fuck everyone who calls her Mori or Calli. Calliope is a beautiful Hellenic name and I refuse to suppress it.

>>9593570
Any multilingual can tell you that you don't learn a language in a classroom. She lives in Japan, literally the only place on earth with a majority of japanese speakers. she'd could actually speak the language by know if she could burst her own bubble of English speaking e celebs and talked to actual Japanese people. It worked for Kiara

>>9592988
He’s right though? Mori doesn’t collab with indies or interact like Ollie does and that was the main thing she said she would do besides music

>>9593717
>talked to actual Japanese people
Anon, who do you think her rapper friends are?
And she can speak Japanese just not in Kiara's level.

>>9593836
She's not even n5 by her own admissions

>>9593797
>interact like Ollie
Not as much as Ollie but she does interact with them on twitter.

>>9593889
I never said she was good at it but enough to go by daily life.

>>9593797
Actually Mori made a happy birthday video for a twitch rapper

>>9593991
You don't need to speak Japanese to live in Tokyo, but it does highlight her laziness when you consider how derivative her music is of jrap

>>9593797
Okay, but that's not Mori's 'old crew', so I don't get how he's right

>>9594005
When they gonna collab?

>>9594062
Oh i am not defending her at all. If she really has plans to stay in Japan for long time she better start really learning Japanese.

>>9590150

>>9594113
When she joins vshojo

>>9594250
She's already happy where she is. Why would she migrate to Vshojo.

>>9594817
>no permissions
>more freedom
But she won't don't it because
>less money

>>9593125
Eh, she's getting better.

>>9590150
live in your head rent free

>>9591412
>>>/d/

>>9590150
She's the Holo that doesn't care about what fans want.

>>9597527
ogey

>was supposed to
?

>>9590150
Music?
>tell me OP next year if Irys will hit a million to any of her songs LMAO

>>9590150
Graduate soon

>>9607280
>your oshi will be first anon

>>9593717
this is not how kiara learned japanese and the way she did is not replicable by 99.9% of the population, she learned that language by doing rainman shit. literally didn't study it, at all.

mori's japanese is rough but its good enough that she has a bunch of japanese friends and she broke into a ridiculously niche music scene full of people that don't speak english and has collaborated with all the biggest names in it. its not like the EOPs here can actually evaluate her japanese and are basing their entire shit off memes on this board and not actual facts, anyway. she's solidly N3 in conversational japanese, which is not easy

For real what happened to her promise to help out smaller Japanese indies though.

>>9607620
probably got a stern talking to from management about it. took her nearly a year and coco quitting to get her a collab with milky.

>>9590150
she's a streamer with an anime avatar not the president

>>9607799
Anon I'm certain that this is a bait thread since >Irys cant even compete Mori with numbers and hate on ollie because she always collab with e-celebs
>OP is seething

>>9590150
Makes me horny

>>9607620
Probably lots of red tape
as said >>9607751
Took a nearly a year for management to let Ina collab with Pikamee and she's basically yab free
Imagine how hard it is to get colaabs with 2views, vetting process must take forever

>>9607501
>this is not how kiara learned japanese and the way she did is not replicable by 99.9% of the population
Fat cope, Mori is just lazy. Practical immersion is the best way to learn any language, it's how I learned English

>>9607620
Aside from Gura, Mori is EN's golden goose. It probably took half a year of arguing with management just for that Mori Milky collab.

>>9590150
The wigger swagger idol, she calls you pogchamp even though she doesn't know what it means and doesn't care to find out!

>>9590150
Let's be fair, she's a terrible streamer, but she puts a lot of effort into all the wrong things. So she exhausts herself without any real benefit. But her fans love her no matter what so it didn't matter in any case. Just let her keep burning herself out and making her music while her fans keep funding good holos with their superchats.

>>9612725
I don't think she ever said the word pog.

>>9612770
>music
>wrong things
Come on now. Streaming videogames are a waste of time. I'd rather watch zatsus or listen to music.

>>9612725
>she calls you pogchamp
You have her confused for Kornii pal!

>>9612773
Haters make stories all the time anon
>you forgot that this is /vt/ LMAO

>>9612827
True kronii is the literal example of reddit/meme streamer

>>9612351
yea i can tell you're esl from your reading comprehension, which is why you're responding to something i didn't say

>>9612938
Forgive the ESL anon LMAO

>>9612813
If she did more streams of her music making process, I think it would be more interesting than watching her be bad at videos games

>>9607501
>this is not how kiara learned japanese and the way she did is not replicable by 99.9% of the population
Kiara just talked to Japanese people in Japanese. It's easily replicable by Mori who lives in Japan and has ample opportunity to speak to native Japanese speakers every single day.

>>9613097
>I think it would be more interesting than watching her be bad at videos games
So you don't watch her?

>>9613097
I don't exactly disagree. But imagine watching holos being good at videogames. Nonetheless, her Everhood, Idol Manager, Bloodstained and Crash Bandicoot streams were amazing. Her still level varies, but she's good in some of them. Again, I will repeat;

Why the hell is everyone obsessed with a virtual idol's proficiency in a videogame? I want /v/ to leave.

>>9613148
she also didn't study a lick of grammar and flawlessly memorized every single kanji after seeing it once

it is not something you can do without having a rainman brain for it. natives can't even fucking do it. using her as an example, is dumb, lol

>>9613148
Exactly, if you want to speak a language you have to speak the language. This concept has puzzled monolinguals for years

>>9590150
>the holo that produces the best toilet bowl vibration noises
That's Calli.

>>9616490
is that an insult anon?
>SEAnigs insult are retarded LMAO

>>9590150
>So uhhhh what does she do again?
suck eceleb cock with ollie

>>9617430
LMAO still in the past anon? did she collab again in any e-celeb unlike ollie every week?
>KFP people are so weird

>>9616872
mori calliope sharting high quality audio re-uploaded

>>9617731
>unlike ollie every week
Source

>>9590150
This thread have to be a stealth jab at Irys disguised a a mori antipost