/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love fucking this bear!

I love loving this bear!

i love this fucking bear

I THINK BEATANI SUCKS

>>9591385
I think the same about your drawings

>>9591385
fuck off chihiro you skank. come back when you've cooked us some food.

>>9591385
MY COCK

Someone teach Beatani about piracy.

i want to nade nade this bear!

>>9591447
I'm pretty sure Japan's a lot more strict on that shit.

>>9591447
Beatani's prison arc IKZZZ

>>9591465
>meanwhile nyaa is one of the most visited websites in Japan

>>9591523
maybe streaming pirated stuff vs personal use is where the line is drawn

https://www.dlsite.com/pro/work/=/product_id/VJ009745.html/?unique_op=af&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=vndb.org%2F
500 dollars my ass

What fucking game is this again? No way it's not on steam or DLSite or whatever the fuck japs use.

>>9591594
based physical only bear

>>9591569
I never mentioned streaming it.

>>9591594
it must be physical because autism
please andastd

>>9591614
Sayonara wo Oshiete. Defunct company, so no DL version.

I hate fuwatani

can we not ignore her anymore? i'm genuinely getting upset re-reading her stream description and i won't Bea to be happy as she can be.

>>9591656
>so no DL version
slowpokechama

>>9591679
well fuck me

>>9591677
want*

>>9591344
me too

>>9591670
Give 11 good reasons why you don't like Fuwatani. I think you are just a hater.

>>9591677
It's already past midnight in Japan, so we're past that

Beatani can't even crack 50 viewers kek and is averaging 15 new subs a day. Your shilling and pushing a non-existent manufactured rrat like 4chan vs Reddit/Discord over Beatani has failed.

FUWATANI LOVE

BEATANI HATE

I'm going to stay strong and never talk to her again!

>>9591750
thank god

>>9591792
Godspeed, noreply guys

>>9591385
we know, fuwatani

>>9591447
she is a CONSOOMER that mean she only want originals to store away

Rate the stream

Dear Beatani, today I love you again.

In September 1999, Kumagai Chihiro worked as a low level manager at Microsoft Seattle. At an office Bar Mitzvah she cornered and seduced Bill Gates, becoming his mistress. During their affair Chihiro used Bill to learn the secrets behind Windows XP and how to use it for her own gains. Gates claimed the affair ended in early 2006 but evidence provided by his wife's lawyer suggest otherwise.

>>9591965
kino

>>9591965
9/11

>>9591965
10/10

>>9591965
Kino, the ignoring game was a great setup.

>>9591961
Bea at her best/10

>>9591961
I missed her and I will miss her again / 10
but it was a pretty good stream

>>9591965
bea portions were comfy, fuwatani can go die / 10

>>9591961
I would like to be that e right now

>>9591594
cultured bear

>>9591965
she's too good at toying with our emotions/10

>>9591965
I miss them both already/10

>>9591976
Chihiro's only a year or two older than Bea so she would have been like 6 or 7 in 1999

>>9591965
i love her/10

>get home from work after a long day
>house is messy, beer cans everywhere
>Beatani is playing with a stuffed toy and making baby noises in front of the computer, you can tell by the smell that she hasn't bathed yet

This is my dream

>>9591961
I can't look away

>>9592101
"PREPARE YOUR ANUS"

>>9592089

https://youtu.be/VF_8AhMp2vg

>>9592101
hypnotani when?

>she changed her name and profile pic
This is a new arc, isn't it?

So this is how september is gonna be like

This was a very fun stream.

>>9592231
I'd rather have the tangerine

>>9592231
you can say whatever you want about Bea, but one thing she doesn't lack is creativity

>>9592278
because she is creator first and streamer second

>>9592278
I know and I fucking love her for that

>>9592290
I want to create children with her!

>>9592278
now if only she put that creativity into following my dream of helping her get NUMBERS instead of retarded shit like "having fun" and "putting on an entertaining stream."

>>9592336
You can't create children with bears. That's why Chihiro is sure of her victory.

>>9592381
Based managerdad

:(

>>9592483
you wouldn't make bear sad would you dad?

She disabled chat replay so numberdads can't do their autism magic and find out who the weakest replyguys are

>>9592540
This is your fault

>>9592483
>>9592540
I want to hug this bear tight and give her some gentle and reassuring nadenade.

>>9592581
The real weaklings glow in the dark.

>>9592679
too old

>>9592483
>>9592540
pain bea

>>9592794
>ET has glowing finger
>ET is an alien
>Aliens are grey
>Greys glow in the dark
>Greys are the real weaklings
otsu

>>9592581
>She disabled chat replay
newfagchama

>>9591965
great strem

>>9592593
Bea...

Talk me out of posting about Bea's pubic hair on the wiki.

>>9592840
I didn't say years

yes she won i ordered smash

>>9592911
Why would I talk you out of a great idea?

>>9592922
Do you think she's going to play with dads many times?

>>9592890
second try

>>9592057
That's practically an old hag in bear years.

>>9592922
Not even she will be able to make me buy a N*ntendo device.

I am fuwatani anti
I think she is annoying

>>9593092
Ok, bea

>>9593092
Bea needs an outlet for her autism please understand. As long as dads don't develop a Fuwatani transformation fetish it should go away soon enough.

I used to see these threads full of people who loved beatani talking about being her dad.
Every time I'd visit I'd only see positive things.
Can someone explain why the large shift happened?
I don't actually watch her content, just glance at this general every now and then.

>>9593175
This is mostly positive though?

>>9593175
this is a good thread though baiterchama

>>9592951
>have to make an account to edit
gay as fuck

>>9591385
Based.

>>9593160
same

When is her sponsored Raid: Shadow Legends stream coming?

>>9593309
meant for >>9593092

>>9593175
The rest of /vt/ shat on /yah/ for dads being too autistic/cultish and occasionally escaping from these containment threads. This led to antis from elsewhere on /vt/ constantly raiding /yah/ and pretending to be former fans etc.

Bea has also fucked up many times by starting a Minecraft server, opening a Discord, mass-unfollowing all dads and ignoring /yah/ and Twitter to hang out with groomers on any of the 69420 channels on her Discord.

Fuwatani! Please play Dewprism!

>>9591183
>5.11K subscribers
what the fuck I thought she was bigger than that by now. Imagine sucking /vt/'s dick for 6 months just for barely 5k, no wonder shes started pandering to plebit.

>>9593375
case in point
>>9593587

>>9593587
5k is not that bad, theres thousands of sub 100's you don't even know about

>>9593587
Huge for an indie

>>9593587
5k is huge for someone pandering almost exclusively to /vt/ you bellend

>>9593587
You really had to use the gura face for this?

>>9594582
Nivi...

Imagine Bea giving you a handjob while talking like Fuwatani

need Futawani art

>>9595010
https://twitter.com/Ernesto1800ern1/status/1436114511891771392

>>9595207
That's Fuwatani, not Futawani.

>>9595251
https://twitter.com/Ernesto1800ern1/status/1436155400949280777

>>9595283
oh I'm blind

>open this thread
>watch the first 10 minutes of her most recent video
I don't understand but I'm sure you all love your autistic bear very much.

>>9595667
More than you could ever believe

>>9595694
cool photo, hope hobo dad doesn't get mauled by a bear

>>9591779
is fun to watch doe

>>9595694
Ishitani LOVE
Takitani LOVE

>>9596183
Even the earth itself uooohed that day.

>>9597110
Howdy neighbor!

>>9597110
Chihiro is getting desperate

Fuwatani's bush!

>>9597622
>Fuwatani's a bush
ftfy

Taking a trip to nostalgia land

Yesterday made me love her even moar!

>>9601453
who is you

So was the whole 10 day vacation thing just a huge ruse? Did we get rused by the bear? Did the bear take us on a ruse cruise?

>>9601578
We assumed it was vacations, but she didn't take the week off, she was still working
I guess she wanted to at least stop doing part of her stream reps, but fuwatani and the shorts took longer than she expected and then she liked the idea of the challenge and she missed us
She still wants to do the "3 days off screens" thing next week I think

>>9601578
I don't know anymore, but I'd bet a mug that she was the one who started the ignoring thing, and this whole stream today was planned in advance.

>>9601578
No, she is just taking it easy for awhile. If she wants to do streaming reps she can. The time off work is the more important part.

>>9601578
Either we baited her into streaming, or she just couldn't contain her excitement when she bought smash, and our plan of ignoring her was the perfect excuse to schedule a stream to play it and because she missed us

>>9591183
Literally who?

All this recent nukumority feels really good for a change.

I love dads even if they dislike me sometimes

I hate dads even if they like me sometimes

>>9603343
Same. Bea herself is a pretty great dad too.
>>9603407
Plush paws typed this post

>>9603407
Ohadayo!

>>9603156
You are right, someone should start leaking out DMs already

>>9603343

When can we scissor each other?

I HATE BEA!
I played along this "ignoring game" purely because i hate you bea!
t. inner circle, you know who i am

>>9605683
Fuwatani how could you?!

Fuwatani being even a bigger cunt than Bea is a good twist

Fuwatani is 小さいの悪魔

>>9605730
Don't let Fuwatani fool you. The cute thing is just an act. She's a cold-hearted, calculating bitch. The pure malice behind everything she does should be clear if you look into her eyes.

>>9605961
https://youtu.be/VUuH4TEmgLo

I for one miss bea. I don't care about you goslings and your faggotry but where's my bea tangent streams.

>>9606338
We just had one

>>9606338
it was 5 hours ago

BEA...DOKO...

>>9606609
he said "streams", not stream

>>9606338
>i'm not a gosling but it has been 5 minutes and I MISS HER

>>9606609
>>9606700
Maybe I should change my expectations of Bea. Not sure. I did like her random JP pop culture tangents but her larger scale creativity is pretty great too.

God damn, do I love me some bear cunny!

What if you guys invest some time in other dads? There's this one mom that's been giving streaming a go and she's barely receiving attention aside from some discord dads that want to support anyone that tries to step up for themselves.

>>9607285
No. Fuck all you attention whores. We've tolerated you following Bea around like a lost puppy but fuck off with this pity view leech shit

>>9607285
I watch when I see they're live, I just don't say anything.

>>9607285
I don't really care about the community since I don't consider this my home. However I'll always sub and watch someone that's at least mildly intersting.

>>9607285
I already do it, you just don't realize it

>>9607465
>We
>pity
>leech
Anon, dads want to create things too, giving others space to do so is not bad, stop it with the crab mentality.

Another dad down...
We keep falling like flies thanks to this kusobear's tricks.

>>9608109
We are not worthy of him. We couldn't do our job and look away until it was the 12th globally.

>>9608109
hahaha what a story anon

>>9608109
>14 hours
>t. Schizodad
Its okay, I still love you

>>9608109
that's just schizochama being schizochama, he'll be fine in a day or two

>>9608109
he is like that is nothing new

>Physical Magazine Project
Well, it's another Saturday night. No update for you here, just hope that you are all making good progress on your submissions!

>>9608874
Trying my best

>>9608874
I completed half of it, the first two pages is handmade like those old punk bands fanzines they used to sell in the crappy clubs

>>9608109
I've been staying strong with the World Clock. I salute your realness!

I think Beatani and dads are not real. They are part of my imagination.

>>9591447
The fact that she's not a piratefag made me love her even more.

>>9610905
Owning the VNs in physical form must be cool. I wish I could do that.

>>9610890
No "we" are real, but we are just one person's sock puppets ignoring some trolls who invade this thread.

>>9610890
It's true. But you are also only part of my imagination.
The "you" I know is entirely something I've imagined by observing you. It isn't really you. And likewise, you won't ever know me. You'll only know some imagined version of myself.

>>9607285
Too busy, can barely keep up with watching Beatani and my own vtubing.

>>9610890
Take your fucking meds.

>>9611626
/yah/ is my meds

>>9611323
After all, we only consider as real the facts we can see and explain with words.

>>9607285
>hey watch this one vtuber
>no name and no link
Thanks anon chama

>>9611850
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6ADNmlPoe5zzV7ABqwF1_Q
She's been testing the waters and trying to figure out how to use OBS, streams could probably be used as a hang out place.

>>9612404
Im always amazed there literal actual women browsing this board.

fuwatani>beatani unironically

>>9612705
It's not that surprising considering this board is primarily about vtuber related gossip and drama.

>>9612705
it's at least 20%

>>9612722
Good bait but not exactly quality

>>9612705
That's why I believe the Bea voicechanger ojisan rrat.

>>9612934
Not bait, but it only applies to her voice and manner of speech.

>>9607285
I'm not going to set myself up to being cucked. If they get too popular, there's a risk of bea collabing with them. There are also known blackout ignorers among them. Although, I can see myself watching some of them after she graduates, but certainly not the blackout ignorers.

>>9613710
I can overlook the collab part, but I cannot abide weakness in my Risunatubers.

>>9613914
I always support the vtubers I am a fan of regardless of whatever hate campaigns antis try to run.

I have not caught a bea stream in a month or more, but now I watched some clipfags and I am ready again to watch more bea. absent dads don't be a schizo retard like me and think state of yah will reflect the state of bea streams

>>9612705
>she

>>9617449
Yes anon, it's an actual she. Moms are rare but they exist.

she's doing her pichu abuse reps again isn't she

Which lesbian is cuter?

>>9616129
Gartic Phone, Groomer Application Review, Ring Fit Adventure, Risuna Live2D tutorial, Eira's drawing zatsudan... sorry for saying that you've lost some of Bea's best streams ever.
August was a fantastic month for her and her fans, especially compared to all the yabs from July.

well i bought smash it was still on sale in a store near my house, 30 dollars is a good price isn't it?

>>9618156
I think they should scissor. The one on the right is the big spoon for sure though.

>>9619897
Is the member stream going to be smash?

>>9618156
I want to eat Risuna's risunass

>>9620274
There won't be one for this month.

>>9620407
Outstanding.

Smash sucks

>>9620407
at least I bought a game

sorry dads, Beatani lost in round 2 and got knocked out in the loser's bracket
https://challonge.com/5vssbkep

>>9624280
At least it was Pomu.

I saw this and thought it was funny. Cool story bro.
>>9600958

>>9607285
I honestly don't mind it but I doubt you have good intentions by bringing her up, since she's literally both shilling herself on discord while everyone avoided that until now and a guy doing that would have gotten shit for it, and her streams have the lowest quality I've ever seen in vtubing, default kaniko avatar, had the default vtube studio background, shit mic with high statis noise in debut, then completetly chopped and impossible to understand in second stream, avatar moving at 2 frames per second, had nothing prepared so it was just long silences and very slow sentences of nothing, chat tried to start some topics but she would just end them pretty fast instead of boucing off, and numberfagged right on debut. Like come on, I'm all for giving people a chance and can't expect to start perfect but still. Don't even dislike her personaly, but yeah.

I bought No Man's Sky instead of Smash. AMA

>>9625696
do you regret listening to corporate shills?

There's one person in Minecraft's 3rd faction that is fucking annoying.

>>9625696
Are you me? NMS is fun but gets repetitive after a while. It's great for about 80 hours especially if you're playing with your friends and can visit their bases.

>>9626084
Thanks for the announcement I guess

>>9626084
At least it's Minecraft discussion.

>>9626386
I like bananas. I'm glad Fuwatani does too.

I wonder how it would look if you took a photo of your face and rigged it in live2d. Fuwatani already showed us that photos can be properly rigged. Maybe this will be the next evolution of vtubing? Most people are already getting bored of cartoon chuubas, so they'd probably find chuubas with well-rigged human faces refreshing.

>>9591183
Shes cute bros...

>>9626481
I think Beatani should try with her face so we can find out if it's the next evolution.

>>9626481
This angers me for some reason but I can't say you're wrong.

>>9626481
you'd look like the guys from star trek insurrection, man. hell I thought fuwatani was cute but you can't deny there was a bit of uncanny valley even there. It's just inevitable when you're trying to take a photo and chop it to pieces so you can rig it in live2d, something it's simply not designed to do.

I want ps1 style polygon chuubas

>>9626481
With the right filters you could make a psychedelic drug themed vtuber.

>>9626739
I should finish the lowpoly Beatani model some day

>>9626799
funny, I'm not the only one who is doing that.

>>9626652
Uncanny valley is just a meme, and it doesn't actually exist. It's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Those who believe it exists start looking at images so closely that everything starts looking off to them. You could show a real photo of a human to them and they'd call it uncanny valley.

>>9626951
Cool

Based on bea's knowledge and how tech savy she seems I think she works as a back-end developer of sorts

>>9627026
I had a dream where I proved that Menhera Stalker was Bea but then I woke up. I can't remember why but my dream self was pretty convinced.

>>9626481
Thanks for triggering the nostalgia trip in me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPc_u2q9Z6k

>>9627026
She's a programmer for sure, but I'd say she's a front-end developer instead, as she was only focusing on front-end development during her website programming stream.

>>9627026
>>9627189
What if she's full stack?

>>9627189
Would be weird, unless she made mistakes on ppurpose when coding her thing in notepad like not using "" in arguments and stuff

>>9627335
Oh hell yes

>>9627183
That looks good, but it lacks the smooth movement that live2d has, which would make it look even better.

>>9627335
The braid...

>>9627345
She wasn't really doing it seriously at the time, and making typos is very common anyway.

First it was gatekeeper of the internet, then it was removing bugs (caterpillars), now it's pulling weeds. What is she trying to hide? Are weeds pull requests? Are caterpillars bugs? Why am I overthinking things?

>>9626739
Have you heard of a certain catboy jp chuuba that goes by the name of Kani?
I don't understand a thing he says, but his videos are very eye pleasing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6u5vQu3JM
Now I really want Bea's 3D model to be low poly

>>9627570
you know you could just ask her

>>9626739
https://twitter.com/kaniegg

>>9627598
That is pretty cool.
>10k subs party
>Bea unveils her 3D model
>It's PS1 tier
>Everyone loves it

>>9627598
seriously this is scary already, why do we all share such similar preferences, are actually a schizo talking to himself?

>>9627570
Maybe she changed jobs? First she was a bouncer, then a programmer, and now she's a junkie.

>>9627635
Hey Bea,

What is your actual job? Can you give me your name, address and phone number too?

Thanks,
[redacted]

That's my draft email, is it too pushy?

>>9627796
Looks fine, send it

>>9627753
Hivemind

>>9627753
I can expect dads to share preferences but it surprises me way more when the bear hits all the marks for me.

>>9627796
>name
oh you're not in her inner circle. please ignore this message retardchama and go back to sleep.

I need more pichu (sexual) abuse

>>9627796
At least say please rudechama.

>>9627345
I don't think she missed any quotes. It makes most programmers cringe to leave them out but it's permitted in HTML as long as the attribute value doesn't create ambiguity (e.g. by containing whitespace, quotes, greater than or less than signs, etc). It's called "unquoted attribute value syntax". HTML has lots of goofy shit like that in the spec. Did you know that it isn't necessary to close your TD tags?

>>9626481
you get the uncunny valley

>>9627725
>It looks like a FF7 character
ogey

>>9629888
She skipped the required doctype preamble and used the optional html, head, and body tags.

>>9630420
And yet I still want to have sex with her. How does she do it?

>>9630493
She's a woman.

>>9630420
Using a doctype to ask the web browser to please interpret your document as HTML sounds like something a virgin would do.

>>9629909
>>9626982

>>9630761
It's required by the HTML standard.

>>9630761
Bea is a chad who simply tells the browser what she wants in as little detail as possible. It still works perfectly of course.

>>9630834
DMs are for business only.

>>9629888
The HTML spec was partly an attempt to make all common, lazy and gross misuses of HTML syntax a valid part of the language, so there's bound to be a lot of goofy stuff in there. Perhaps an appropriate language for Beatani.

Will you be joining Bea in minimizing your internet/screen time Monday-Wednesday?

I don't really understand the discussion, but it sounds like Beatani has a very extensive understanding of the HTML specification, which confirms she has spent a long time either studying or working as a programmer. Although, it's not that surprising considering her fascination with the Windows XP operating system, which I suppose is the optimal OS for programmers. I assume HTML is her favorite programming language, so I have high expectations for her upcoming website.

>>9631398
Nope. Is that code for visiting her mother?

>>9631595
what the heck is html? some kind of fetish shit?

>>9631595
it's just some retards trying to show off their 'knowledge' by nitpicking bea's html code she made as a joke during a stream.

>>9631770
Hyper Teabani Markup Language
It's what all the cool kids are writing these days.

>>9632360
I may have 71 IQ, but I am NOT retarded.

>>9632639
Are you sure?

I'm so excited to get some shorts from Fuwatani.

I love Fuwatani

>>9633646
>>9605683
>>9605730
>>9605961
>It's real

I want to bully fuwatani.

>>9633646
why is she like this

>>9633646
dear fuwatani,
you are tarded. I hope bea returns soon. So we can talk about how tarded you were.
t. bidet

This would look like the actions of an insane person to an outside observer, but I think it's cute. Bea love.

I'm getting quite annoyed by the usual groomers replying to every bea tweet. Some of them reply literal seconds after she posts something. It's quite pathetic

>>9636452
This is normal behavior for the pathetic sycophants who follow female streamers in the delusion that they will get with them.

>>9636452
It's always been that way. It's why she had to unfollow and turn off notifications otherwise Twitter would be suicide inducing. No harm in it now and it helps engagement.

>>9633646
I fucking love this shitposting fuwa bear

Does Fuwatani know how to draw?

>>9636452
>Some of them reply literal seconds after she posts something.
If you have notifications on is there a point in pretending you didn't notice the tweet and delaying the reply? I think that's a more retarded behaviour.

>>9636452
Bear paws, but I agree

Bea is gone, say nice things about her to make Fuwatani jealous.

>>9636729
Having notifications on is cringe.

>>9636731
her paipan is very cute and funny

>>9636452
What's truly pathetic is actually caring about the speed of people replying to her on Twitter.
>>9636562
>I will make things up and state them as facts
I think you Beantis are made for each other

>>9636758
No cringe is having your notifications wake up while your sleeping so you can like and reply to her tweets.

>>9636731
She can be a bitch sometimes, but I think she is a great person

>>9636731
Legitimately talented artist and a great entertainer.

>>9636809
>I will make things up and state them as facts
She literally said that though

>>9636452
>>9636729
can't speak for anyone else but I don't have notifications on or anything I just have an unhealthy addiction to checking twitter like five times every fifteen minutes and tweetdeck updates the feed automatically, so it's pretty easy to see a new tweet within seconds of it dropping
that said I usually try to wait a minute or so before responding just because I don't want it to seem like I'm actually stalking her or something when that really isn't the case

>>9637054
This, but with /yah/

>>9637054
>>9637084
This but with both

>>9637054
Just get rid of your addiction by turning on notifications for important things and then checking your whole feed like once a day.

>>9637168
That's basically what bear daughter did.

why are you all so mean to her

>>9637259
Mean? Most of mean stuff is just shitposts or exaggerated venting. 95% of everyone in here likes Bea.

>>9636452
I also dislike it. Them doing so is also detrimental to someone like me who doesn't have the time and energy to reply to all her tweets. I feel like I will be forgotten due to lack of visibility. In fact, I have been wondering if it were possible automatize sending tweet replies. I'd like to have some kind of bot that would automatically reply to all her tweets with some kind of positive message. It would be even better if the bot would understand the context of the tweet and generate a reply based on it. But of course it's fine even if it just replies with a random message. I'd also like it to do the same in YouTube chat and Discord.
Honestly, I'm getting kind of tired to always having to be there to watch the streams and to always having to worry about being forgotten because I'm not active enough. I don't know how much effort would be needed to create a bot like this, but I know there are some very talented programmers in the community who might be interested in developing it (such as the invaluable Menhera Stalker).

>>9636893
>Beatani turned off notifications and unfollowed everyone because of people replying to her too quickly
No, she did not say anything like this. Stop twisting peoples words. If you follow the replies, that is clearly what you implied.

>>9637383
Nice larp. Take a (you)

>>9637426
As if you wouldn't use a bot like that if someone created it.

>>9637383
I just set my to reply "based" every time and it's only been inappropriate about 15 percent of the time. Not great, not terrible.

>>9637404
I didn't mean to imply the speed part. It's the mass number of replies to every Tweet and the mentions in the replies to the replies that did it. Search "As long as you follow them you can’t turn off notifications" in the Discord.

>>9637383
The real people you have to watch out for aren't the ones that are so visible, those guys are harmless. It is the ones that are pulling strings from behind the scenes.

I want to sniff bea's neck in the morning

>>9637524
he's right
t. pulling her tampon strings

>>9637442
There should be some variation, or Bea might start finding you boring/annoying. I suppose once you can make the bot work with one reply, it wouldn't be that difficult to add more of them.

>>9637383
>In fact, I have been wondering if it were possible automatize sending tweet replies. I'd like to have some kind of bot that would automatically reply to all her tweets with some kind of positive message. It would be even better if the bot would understand the context of the tweet and generate a reply based on it. But of course it's fine even if it just replies with a random message. I'd also like it to do the same in YouTube chat and Discord.
Imagine getting cucked by a robot out of your own volition.

>>9637501
That's not the whole story either but I dont want to timeloop so let's just drop it.

>>9637533
>you will never wake up with Bea lying on top of you and decide to just sleep in for another hour or two because you don't want to bother her (but give her secret nadenade while she sleeps because she's so cute)

>>9637533
heaven

>>9637578
You would only keep the bot running when you can't reply yourself. It would keep collecting you love points (or whatever you want to call it), and when you would actually reply to her manually, you'd be more likely to get a response.

>>9637623
one of you might

>>9637623
>she falls asleep on your arm
>it cuts off circulation
>she doesn't wake up for 15 hours
>have to have your dead arm amputated
>she loves you even more now and cuddles with you
>she falls asleep on your other arm...

>>9637671
Don't give me hope

Bea if you're reading this tweet the word semen.

>>9637671
Once travel restrictions lift I'm there

>>9637739
>The selection has already been completed and the final risuna has been decided
>the time to meet Beatani arrives and he rushes up to her
>She looks down, looks up, and squints to try to understand his face. But she doesn't understand faces. With one last look she opens her mouth
>Who is you?

>>9637936
Most people call me Mr. Gosling, but you can call me Ryan.

>>9637804
Terrible idea. Bea is not the type of person that you want to settle down with, get married to, and have bear your children. She will get bored of everything. Or did you just want some casual sex? Then maybe it would be ok.

>>9638201
Casual baby making sex
But I would unironicly marry her and care for her

>>9638201
I want to mating press her smelly bear vagina and give her the children she doesn't even know she wants yet. I'll cook, clean and raise the kids for her, she just needs to provide a womb, milk and that superchat money.

bear milk impossible
eien pettanko

>>9637623
you can use me as back-up plan, dads

>>9638700
I'm not convinced yet
Could you send another pic?

this

>>9638764
?

>>9638764
https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Tegaki
I have no idea what's going on

>>9633646
I think this is the least interesting thing she's done so far. Maybe they'll be OK though.

>>9591670
I want fuwatani to menstruate on my feet...

>>9638361
You just don't get it, do you.
I'm trying to help save you from this hell dad chama onegai

>>9639098
I don't think she comes with this functionality.

>>9591976
>>9592057
>Chihiro's only a year or two older than Bea so she would have been like 6 or 7 in 1999
we all know that Bill is a man of culture...

>>9637259
She's the meanest one of all

>>9639135
If that scenario is what you consider hell then I'm walking through those gates with open arms

>>9639357
I think he's just trying to bait you into giving up your ticket to making babies with bea

>>9618156
>File
kek

>>9638700
who is (You)?

>>9638976
As long as Fuwatani is in them, they'll be great no matter what.

Can't say it directly because the plush joke is still ongoing, but have a good break Bea. Go do something fun if you can.

>>9639357
You're going to get hurt but ok suit yourself.

>>9639844
As long as Bea is doing them, they'll be OK and probably even good/great.
But I don't care about this new character at all and the baby voice is annoying. Hard to get excited over.

>>9640219
The baby voice is the best part.

>>9640237
Different tastes, I guess

>>9640219
Reminds me of my friend who stopped watching Hiyao Amai when she went full baby mode. You won't abandon Fuwatani. Right, dad?

Gotta say that I loved yesterday's stream, I think it was Bea at her best. Going through multiple games was also a great idea

>>9640350
I don't get the appeal of watch smash at all personally

>>9639967
meant to make a similar post.
bear, i hope you have a great three days.
we will miss you and see you next weekend.

>>9640321
Already did. Just hope it doesn't go on too long.
>>9640350
Agreed, Bea was at her best even if I don't really like the new joke character.

>>9640321
She got like 50k subs for it. I'm surprised no one else tried making a baby model after seeing her success.

>>9640461
Fuwatani bothers you that much? Because the baby voice is too grating?

>>9640515
It's not that much, it's just enough that I'm not interested in watching

>>9640515
Cute aggression

I love Fuwatani and it's a really clever way of letting Bea doing real life clips without having to going through hoops to justify chihiro's presence

>>9640515
nta but while it's fine as a short joke, there's not much to it after that and the voice is very annoying.

>>9640608
That's also part of it. It wouldn't bother me at all if it was just once in a while rather than a whole series all at once

>>9640648
You don't even know how many shorts there will be.

>>9640648
Not to shit on it or anything, I'm making it sound worse than it is. I think it's a clever idea, it's just not to my taste is all.

>>9640707
More than 0 is too many. I hit my limit around the end of last stream.