/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Anyone know what time Dallas starts and if there is a livestream?

>>9943803
https://files.catbox.moe/gyr020.png

>>9943827
7 eastern and it won't be livestreamed but someone in here or global will likely be providing updates

>>9943746
https://youtu.be/3WEdw0qbpcU
https://youtu.be/ja05GiJ6UW8
https://youtu.be/q0wepNr7fTs

UOHHHHHH

Gura needs a week break after all of this, she been streaming and taking part in events for 9 days she must be tired

>>9944095
Fuck off teamate

>>9944095
you can't fool me bloop

>>9944095
She definitely deserves some good rest. I trust she'll take as much as she needs

Guys, Gura just called that gyaru slut 'cute' to be nice and to cover for the monkey comment earlier, right? She doesn't actually think that someone that cakes their face and body in makeup and brags about sleeping with every boy in her class is cute, right?

>>9944352
correct

>>9944352
Its called envy. She wishes she could have been that chad and popular in her school days.
As do I

>>9944352
Gura fetishizes gyaru the same way she fetishizes valley girls. Deal with it.

Friendly reminder, this is the only way Gura can sit in the toilet.

>>9944550
That could be efficient

>>9944466
She mocks valley girls though?

>>9944588
And? There's nothing stopping her from doing both.

Why doesn't gura use her trident in minecraft, she even has a farm for it

>>9944768
I don't like to hear her praise sluts, though. I guess it's not surprising though after she spoke positively about tattoos and those body modification freaks.

>>9944889
Have you considered that maybe you are wrong?

>>9944923
Wrong about what?

>>9944889
Gura is going to replace her entire body with a cyborg one as soon as she can, and our superchat money is going to fund it. Gura will live forever.

>>9945141
that sounds hellish

>>9945141
Praise be the Omnissiah!

>>9945141
I want Mecha-Gura to rip my heart out with her cold bare robotic hands.

>>9944352
Pretty much. She didn't expect that curveball, which was the whole point of her character and sudden appearance. It was a nicely set up joke, especially since it was hyped up how she's from a prestigious school for rich girls and as the trio assumed - refined.

And then the show flips even that on its head by having the gyaru actually be a fucking great student and ultra capable.

Asobi Asobase is a great show.

time for dallas stream?
this is the first time i have to unironically thread watch for gura news

>>9944550
Fat tail, it was clear from the start.

>>9945141
based, gura is eternal

>>9945041
That those things are bad and that there is nothing wrong with Gura not hating them

>>9945141
Getting my windpipe crushed by gura's robotic hand lets gooooooooooo!

>>9945504
She does think people getting a tattoo of her is crazy and immediately wonders how they're going to hide it. But I guess that isn't hate.

>>9945610
Yeah that's more of thinking the content is weird rather than hating the tattoo. And I think I can agree with that, getting a tattoo of an anime character and e-celeb on yourself is kind of crazy

https://files.catbox.moe/euwot3.webm

>>9945504
There's a difference between not hating something and actively finding it cute or appealing. Admiring sluts isn't something I consider positive. For example if she started talking about how much she looks up to Kim Kardashian I wouldn't consider that a good thing.

>>9945867
context?

>>9945961
Joke about vaseline and anal sex. Gura has a very raunchy and gross sense of humor. Should be in vshojo instead.

>>9945887
Nothing wrong with liking sex. Kim Kardashian isn't admirable for a plethora of other reasons.

>>9946017
fuck you

>>9944352
>>9944889
>>9945887
>>9946017
you're on a roll today purity schizo, tell us more about how she's a gross, nasty whore for not literally having the personality of an 8 year old child

>>9946164
>not literally having the personality of an 8 year old child
you understand the irony

I miss Gura

If a year of watching her didn't clue you in that she's doesn't share /pol/'s worldview, I'm not sure even meds can help you, purity schizo. I'm not even sure why you're still watching her.

What do you all think of Kiara?

>>9946164
I'm sure you'll still be calling every detractor a 'purity schizo' when she goes full vshojo and ends up talking about her vaginal discharge. Sadly Western female humor always ends up devolving into Amy Schumer shit.

>>9946354
I almost always miss gura, but after this week I almost feel overloaded with gura cute. My brain is fried and I actually need a break as much as she does this time.

>>9946385
I like Kiara abd think she gets shit on undeservedly too much.
Also, this is Gura thread.

>>9946402
Indeed, you better get out before it's too late anon.

How is /ggg/ doing today?

>>9946385
I don't watch her often but she's a good friend to Gura!

>>9946402
You should definitely leave ggg now, and never return. Maybe what little image of Gura you have can still be saved.

>>9946500
I had a mental breakdown an hour ago

>>9946402
If you don't like Gura's streams anymore you don't have to watch and she won't even notice you're gone

test

She was so cute during the collab

>>9946385
she's cute and endearing. thanks to her, we got extra zatsudan sc reading

>>9946500
I've been thinking of making some Nyo edits but I'm short on ideas.

Why do you purity schizos care so much about her lewd comments? You literally fap to her.

>>9946500
Great, >we are give a schizo lots of (you)

>>9946017
Joke is about a ridiculous over the top origin story of a butler who got a death ray installed in his ass by aliens. If anal sex is what you got out of that, than it's on you for being a complete schizo.

>>9946402
God I hope Gura talks about her period. Please Gura.

GURA CUTE

>>9946679
Instead, clip some nyo noises and make new soundposts for existing nyos.

I wonder how many threadreaders believed the anal sex jokes from that schizo. When It's a scene where a guy got kidnapped by aliens and his asshole turned into a laser cannon.

Hanako-sama

>>9946741
and funny!

I humbly request a complete coverage of convention Gura's panels from attending chumbuds. Deliver, onegai.

>>9946791
Why are there many vest fanart in a sudden? This make her so hot especially being booba

>>9946907

>>9946726
What the fuck

>>9946907
welcome back, i guess

>>9946961
There was someone trying to track her menstrual cycle. I wonder if they're still around.

>>9946961
That's not the weirdest thing i've seen in /ggg/

>>9947010
It's not hard to figure out.

>>9946961
Welcome to /ggg/!

Gura has more lifetime views than Coco now. Technically, this happened yesterday but I wanted to give a buffer since the about pages have different times they update for each individual channel and it seems when it updates changes for whatever reason between the two. I'm sure someone has figured out why it does this but it's terrible for real time comparisons since it won't usually add the latest stream until the next update most times. Also, a fun factoid about Coco. Using archives from August 11~September 11th, she still gained 1.4m views in a month. That'll probably shrink with time but that's pretty good for a retired channel.

>>9947083
Didn't ask.

>>9947083
fuck off numberfag

Gura doko?
Today's collab didn't let her talk to chat.

When is gura at her cutest?

>>9947083
Fun fact, the word "factoid" actually means fake fact and not small fact.

>>9946726
Imagine hearing her complain about her cramps while you cuddle and console her

>>9947010
I remember the period charts

>>9947122
She has to do convention stuff today, I doubt she'd do another stream today.

>>9947145
Google says you're wrong

>>9947122
Neither will the future watchalong collabs she wants to switch to doing. Gura doesn't like talking to us...

>>9947253
I wouldn't like talking to a schizo like you neither.

>>9946969
I got some shit days. But I still wants to save chumbuds from the desperate of booba Gura, so you are welcome

>>9947336
I'm nice in chat, though.

>>9947341
thank you, you are a shining light to us all

>>9947253
surely you can come up with new bait rather than recycling the same old ones over and over again.

>>9947253
>us
It's just you. She talks to all other chumbuds.

>>9947219
I see that we have reached the point where it has two contradictory meanings due to people misusing it so often just like "literally."
This saddens me.

>>9947601
Get fucked, prescriptivist scum.

>>9946770
Nyo

>>9947601
Wow, language changes over time? That's crazy!

>>9947685
>>9947776
I just wish people would come up with new words instead to prevent confusion, is that so much to ask?

Please cumbuds post some some Gura cunny

>>9948044

>>9947902
the only thing that your average midwit gets out of descriptive lexicography is (i wish i were joking) "textbooks can't tell me what to do because language changes". usage by the community of speakers of a language is what creates the meaning, and what effects changes in meaning over time, but they see no reason to actually try to match their usage to the dominant one among the current speakers of the language. the descriptive approach is the most accurate and useful one, but telling these people about it was a catastrophic mistake.

>>9948044
https://files.catbox.moe/foggdj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4ytu9k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rgdlwf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4lq5ez.png
https://files.catbox.moe/313rsc.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xmuolj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gy7sne.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wbp9mq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gm1ju3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2g4che.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4odg6l.png
https://files.catbox.moe/37ke1k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hbex4b.png

where the Fanexpo chumbuds at?

>>9948172
anonchama... they're at the fan expo...

>>9948095
Pretty sure you meant affect instead of effect, retard.

>>9948210
no, ESLtard, consult your fucking dictionary NOW.

>>9948131
Dangerously based.

>>9948178
i meant it in a virtual way, more specifically in this board you goober

>>9947601
People have been using literally the same way for over a hundred years, and the only reason people complain about it being used wrong is because of an old as shit grammar book written by a nutjob.

Is TTRPG confirmed for next week

>>9948210
>>9948225
Neither of you can tell each other what to do because language changes.

Why are you faggots argueing about grammar?
At least post something cute along side your shitlinging

>>9948358
yes, in a fantastic illustration of my point, he misunderstood what i was saying because he failed to cleave to the lessons of descriptive lexicography. simply consulting his dictionary would clear up his confusion, and he would see that i was saying that usage by the community of speakers is what effects (verb, "causes to come into being", "puts into operation") change in meaning.

descriptive linguists write this shit down for a reason.

>>9948329
Yes, next one the 22nd. No time confirmed yet, but probably the same as usual.

>>9948225
I'm surprised a retard was right. Improve your sentence structure so the people reading your sperg thoughts can understand you more clearly. Also, the popularity of words waxes and wanes over time. Reading dictionaries isn't going to change that. When's the last time you've used the words defenestration, assuage, or elucidate while talking to a person in public. Get your bookworm ass out of here and touch grass, faggot.

>>9948424
You sound like a redditor, go back

Gura is going to get viciously fucked in the cunny bareback by a thundercock Southern hick deadbeat at the Dallas Expo and she's going to love every moment of it.

>>9947253
Now that's just wrong. Gura loves us as much as we love her. Without the creepy parts. If chat was hivemind entity with a body she would marry it.

>>9948494
>Not appreciating the glory of defenestration.
That's a shame.

>>9946402
I know this guy is baiting but there are people who really feel like this.
Gura has been making sex jokes and swearing since debut. How did she ever attract purity retards to begin with?

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?

>>9948526
I didn't know you could get fucked through a screen.

>>9948526
GUH

Does gura become more retarded when she collabs with Mori also I want more bonebros collabs

>>9948591
I suggest a thorough giving of headpats.

>>9948572
Reading comprehensive reps onegai

>>9948603
I used to fuck niggers in the ass all day on TF2 through the screen.

>>9947461
Gura is unironically an inspiration for me, I promise I'll pull it together for her

>>9948582
>only swearing during moments of high emotion and even then she often used euphemisms instead
>clever innuendo
vs
>casual swearing at the slightest gameplay impediment
>explicit sex 'jokes' with zero sublety

>>9948631
Gura tries to be cool when she collabs with Mori so she starts swearing more and using slang words. Whether or not that's retarded is up to you.

>>9948645
No, I know what you meant, I'm saying it amuses me enough that I occasionally use it in casual conversation.

>>9948373
Like this?

>>9948680
Who cares fag, you're on fucking 4chan complaining about someone casually cursing and making lewd jokes. What you're calling clever was just a result of her nervousness early on. Glad she gives "less of a shit" now.

>>9948728
No post something better that's not only garbage art but a garbage ship.

>>9948131
Wait, this is just an edit of https://exhentai.org/g/1800795/6cdfdc0c98/

>>9948798
Yes

>>9948761
>you visit 4chan so you arne't allowed to appreciate subtlety and have to enjoy vshojo tier humor now

>>9948844
Appreciation is one thing but whining because a grown woman said some "bad words" is just sad. You act as if her entire personality changed.

>>9948131
>>9948798
It's a great set of images, sadly her tail looks weird in all of them.

>>9948710
Oh my bad. It's a weird word for a pretty specific thing happening. Another word you might like is tintinnabulation which is the faint ringing sound a bell makes after its been rung.

>>9948882
why the fuck did you start purity schizo back up again you fucking tard.

>>9949069
Probably samefagging, don't give him (you)s.

>>9948788
seethe

>>9948939
It's a fun word to use for jokingly threatening uncooperative people and/or electronics, especially when you spend a lot of time near second floor windows.
Noted for tintinnabulation, it seems a bit harder to slip in, but now I want to find a way to work it into a conversation.

S P R E A D T H E W O R D

>>9949110
God that's disgusting and irrelevant to this thread

>>9949171
He's posting it in every general. It'd oddly on topic here though, as an example of what 'not giving a shit' will lead to from Gura.

Oh boy this thread is doomed

don't feed purity schizo

>>9948591
Slam dunk her head like a basketball.

I'm really excited to watch the umisea collab and Dallas once I'm back from work. Seeing Gura collab with her JP senpais in minecraft was one of the things I was looking forward to the most last year. Glad that it's finally happened and hoping for a Gura shion collab soon.

>>9949268
Oh is that the same faggot, I was about to reply to him and if any of the faggots have this little faith in gura they should stop watching her

>already deleted
KEK

>>9949331
he doesn't watch Gura, he just comes here to bait.

>>9949110
It's funny because you know Gura wouldn't be grossed out by this. Chumbuds can't be like their oshi.

>>9943746
Real question here, what would you ask Gura at the Expo? hard mode: Ask something that won't get you tackled by security.

Gura cute?

Gura should have her own series where she plays all five characters like Eddie Murphy

>>9949362
True, Gura would actually probably find that kind of thing hilarious.

>>9949386
I wouldn't. I've accepted my place as an unfunny shrimp only capable of parroting other, more interesting people.

>>9949386
i just can't think of anything that i want to know that she doesn't already discuss.

>>9949386
I would ask her for some life advice. I'm sure she has some good stuff knocking around in that head.

>>9949386
When it comes down to it I never really have anything to ask. I only think of questions in the moment in response to stuff someone says.

is anybody at Fanexpo?

>>9949362
I'm still salty we didn't get a Gura vomiting in the pool story cause some people got squeamish.

>>9949389
Gura cute!

https://twitter.com/wataamage/status/1438925959315525636
This is how i want to die

Is there a good gura themed coffee mug that isn’t blatantly obvious about its anime associations.

>>9949491
When was this? Was it during sims?

>>9949099
based obscure word enjoyer

>>9949491
Fuck graynames

>>9949529
I'd prefer this, myself
https://files.catbox.moe/z7bhh8.png

>>9943746
>gura pretending not to know what meatspin is
yeah, right

I remembered niconico is a place and I bring gifts
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38749013

I think Gura would get a kick out of this

>>9949331
>>9949360
You guys should grow some skin already. Complaining about lowering standard of jokes is not purity spiraling.

>>9949386
Describe your ideal man. With my best trollface on.

>>9949676
ToT

1 year cunnyversary

>>9949673
just like your mother

>>9949491
I remember the falling down in cow dung and laying there unconscious story though.

who's the artist for OP?

>>9949386
what's it like to have parents you can talk to?

>>9949681
you seem to want Gura to not say things she wants to say, and for that, I dislike you.

>>9949488
Yeah! Green jacket with "1972" on the right shoulder. If you see me yell UOOOOOHH and I'll join you.

>>9949893
Gura and every other streamer puts on a fake personality anyway so I don't think it's too much to ask.

>STILL replying to bait
god this thread really is unsavable isn't it?

Bait-kun reclining so hard... We used to get more quality bait but now it just time looping...How do we save him?

>>9950225
They never learn.

>>9950244
we are literally named after bait

>>9950245
Just keep giving him attention like you're doing right now, he'll be back on his feet in no time.

Reminder Gura won't even feel your tiny dick inside her.

>>9950327
>implying she'd even do anything beyond play with it
https://files.catbox.moe/v8j0gp.mp3

>>9950320
Gura would want him to do his bait reps and at least improve at it

>>9950327
Imagine Gura's tiny, 140cm body, being completely annihilated by a foot long cock being thrust at mach speed with complete disregard for her own well being

>>9950245
We have given him too much, biting bait so easily causes him to put in no effort if he knows he'll get replies either way.

It was nice to see Aqua and Marine enjoy their time with Gura

>>9950426
Maybe it's Gura trying to salvage the thread by baiting now that booba Gura poster went somewhere.

>>9950450
Can a cervix be broken?

Do someof you have some more Gura abs fanart? I only have this one, the race car one and the abs with deep gills one.

There us still another Umisea video and something else tomorrow, possibly a song. I hope it's not the end and they will keep going with it, today's stream was excellent.

>>9950520

>>9950450
I can't imaging harming Gura at all.

>>9950462
False, Booba gura is not a bait, it's the truth

>>9950540
Based

how does this make you feet?

>>9950462
Gura likes booba Gura though. Or at least isn't vehemently opposed to the idea.

>>9950662
Annoyed.

>>9950462
>>9950612
Nice try booba gura poster

>>9949386
I want to know her favorite 3 digit number.

>>9950662
I want them on my face, please and thank you, miss Gura

>>9950612
Flat Gura is far superior

Gura sucks

>>9950870
>that cunny

>>9950885
No, anon. You are meant to be the one doing the sucking there.

Holy shit, I forgot how cute maneater gura was
I like her current voice, but higher-pitch gura was so CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
She was shy, too CUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>9950974
homo

>>9948522
t.brainlet

>>9950974
Desire to protect, chum. You can still get it when she laughs with abandon.

>>9950974
Gura is always cute!

>>9950991
Nice to meet you, Homo, my name is anon
>>9951102
>sample
you disgusting sun on a beach

What songs have you guys been listening to the most from the most recent karaoke. I been listening to a lot of them but I'm really liking the moves like jagger duet right now

>>9951214
There are too many streams to listen to music outside of karaokes.

>>9950612
Oh hey booba gura poster you are here, missed you this week

>>9950612
Since this Gura is fake, rape is permitted.

>>9951214
Odo duet with Shion!

>>9950612
the thing i don't like about that picture isn't the giant tits (which have their place in fan art), it's that it's an incredibly ugly picture.

>>9951303
same desu

>>9951303
Yeah it isn't pleasant to see. It's weird.

Gura has the most subs.
Gura has the most followers on Twitter.
Gura gets the most fanart
Gura has the most members
Gura gets the most vod views.
Gura gets the best collabs, requested from Yagoo himself.
Gura is the pinnacle of vtubing.
Chumbuds can not stop winning

>>9951214
I'm still listening to Kiss From a Rose, back from November 2020
Gura, if you are here, please sing Kiss From a Rose again.

>>9951303
>>9951392
Here I got you this one, even I can't stand it despite the booba

I love her.

>>9951481
the underboob is the only redeeming quality. it even has fucking shoes

rratshark

>>9951525
cute

>>9951457
Too bad she doesn't care about any of that and cares about us and the Hologirls. Which is all that really matters.

>>9951525
I don't like the rrat. I will say that sucking breast milk from Gura's chest is hotter because of how flat it is. The thought of Gura's long erect nipples letdown spraying shark milk from her flat chest all over the place is so hot.

>>9951525
>>9951550
I want them to fuck.

>>9950456
I still find hilarious how Gura's image is completely different from our side to the Japanese side. We're all aware that she's a cute kusogaki, but for Japan it really feels like they view her as a complete innocent imouto.

Aqua fangirling that much was funny to see.

>>9951568
She cares if you are a sub and a member. She cares about her fanart. She cares about collabs. You're post is wrong.

>>9951525
>>9951550
I can't wait for the chaos with these two.

>>9951623
I want to fuck them

>>9951670
Imagine how many bite marks you'd have by the end of it

>>9951638
She cares about the members, not having the most members. and she loves all the fanart but doesn't care that she gets the most fan art maybe only as the fact that more fanart means more people adore her.so I'm not wrong.

Doing rrat while Gura hold her down!

>>9951457

Though personally I would rather have a threesome with the owl.

>>9951751
H..hot

>>9951809
Alternatively

>>9951809
kek (you) got me

>>9951809
Based

>>9951809
Free the farts. Do not let her mute them.

>>9951644
>>9951550
I haven't watched rat, but in the clips I've seen she screams a lot with bad sound equalizing.
Is her 'chaos' shtick forced/lolsorandom or does it come off as genuine?

>>9951457
Don't forget she's always the center of attention wherever she goes, even though she doesn't want to be. Can't stop thinking of how every JP and ID were practically tripping over themselves to interact with her during the summer festival. Interesting enough the two biggest leeches, Pekora and Miko, didn't get to be part of the collab with her, whereas two who weren't even at the Summer Festival, Marine and Aqua, did.

>>9948537
Hey she just said polygamy was okay, we're in!

>>9952067
fuck you

I love and miss Gura

>>9952105
Rude. It's true. It's also funny that Pekora thought Gura wanted to join UsaKen even though she had already joined Akukin and had to be told by KIara. Her silence after being told was deafening.

>>9952052
It comes a little forced, I think she is ok if she stops trying to be chaotic, and using so much japanese.

>>9952339
you suck nuts

is goop goop streaming tonight

>>9952487
technically yes. people will probably record it.

>>9952517
no

>>9952541
a stream is still a stream even if it's to a con

>>9952567
don't play word games with me goop goop

Akukin Kensetsu's stock skyrocketed overnight. UsaKen crashed.
Gura too strong

>>9952656
timestamp? or is this just your vague statement about the collab?

I just broke a carafe full of scolding hot coffee, got burned and cut myself on broken glass. On the bright side, I am now fully awake.
How are you chumbuds doing?

i'm watching the mc collab vod now
>Gura says absolutely anything with her juvenile voice
Marine and Aqua:
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how can japanese people be so based?

>>9952487
Yeah there's the Umisea collab, remember?

>>9952924
They are just like me.

>>9952828
feel better anon

>>9952945
you mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUDwAnXz7k

What group of holos shold Gura be put with next? UmiSea already was a rousing success with both EN and JP fans. Maybe predators? Could be with Botan, FBK, and Ina again? Maybe even expand it to predators and prey.

>>9953082
ah man what the fuck I that it was at 8 pm

>>9953174
8 pm japan time

>>9953174
you got GOOPED

>>9953174
anon your timezone reps....

>>9953106
I wouldn't mind seeing Gura and Botan collab in general. The two of them had some nice, albeit unintentional, synergy during the EN gen 1 x JP gen 5 collab.
Although I may be biased because I love Botan almost as much as Gura

Anyone going to record the Fan Expo panels?

>>9953258
I don't watch Botan enough to say I like her but her taste in games is incredibly based and the clips I've seen are great.

>>9948901
>>9948131
i wouldnt say great, back when it was first made there was like 0 Gura porn so it was god's gift but theres much better stuff now

>>9948685
i feel like this isnt even true. she swears more in solo streams and tends to tease Mori in collabs

>>9953174
Well it was really good so you have that to look forward too

GODZILLA

>>9953328
True but if Wagashi did actual art/doujin of Gura my dick would not survive

wait a sec, the collab time WAS IN JP???

>>9952924
>when you realize the uuuuuoh meme truly is accurate
I'm not sure I'm ok with this.

>>9953460
it's unambiguous on the second secret schedule that you now have to consult in addition to her real schedule

>>9949386
i was thinking of going and trying to ask this, I was also thinking of asking this in superchat, but i decided not to because no matter how I spin it it ends up sounding like bait for some reason but it's a genuine question

I'd ask how she feels about the idol aspect of hololive. or more specifically if it's OK with her that some fans see her as a virtual idol.

Its gotten to the point that idol is basically a dirty word in the reddit (western values) and idolfags are scum, but I genuinely just want to see her bloom as an idol, learn to sing and dance better than she can, get on stage with her friends in their hololive outfits. Seeing her in umisea is seriously great because it feels like an idol subunit like BiBi or CYaRon
i dont know if she's ever shared he rthoughts on that stuff but I know she likes love live at least so id like to know if she's ok with fans treating her like an idol instead of just a streamer

>>9952924
Seriously though, she got them wrapped around her little fingers.

>>9953626
why would (you) and her need to care about anything that reddit thinks?
let gura aim for her dreams, and dont let self-righteous hypocrites spoil the day

>>9953771
Guras slender tiny fingers wrapped around uohh

>>9953626
She talked about being something like Miku, being in a stadium singing, she wants to be an idol, who cares what reddit or other retards think, they just have a wrong conception of idol.

>>9953626
She's said she practiced dancing a bit behind the scenes, and she practices singing all the time, especially before karaokes. I'm sure she loves the idea of being an idol, though she doesn't necessarily care about the purity part of it.

https://files.catbox.moe/tjsuyd.jpg

>>9954098
>she doesn't necessarily care about the purity part of it.
Does anybody care about that anymore, really? I get the feeling even most JOPs stopped giving a fuck about that, just a minority of vocal hardcore idolfags remain.

>>9954098
Who gives a shit about purity, they have idols sexually harass each other on TV in Japan for fuck sakes.

>>9954098
How pure are idols in Japan even?

>>9953778
kinda one of the reasons i never sent it is because i cant word it right because im stupid
it can be for any reason really. maybe being an idol is a bigger burden of expectations than just being a streamer? i just dont really know

>>9954465
They suck dick on camera for money, that's how pure they are.

>>9954465
Some of them probably work "part-time" with big shot ojisans. It's usually the purest looking ones.

>>9954475
Considering the way she described vtubers to her mom by showing her a Miku concert, I get the feeling she is very much interested in the idol side of things.
Not to mention all the countless times her directly saying that she wants to perform on stage for everybody.

>>9954556
if only...

>>9953288
Hopefully, but so far nobody has specifically said they are going to.

>>9954465
You have such a wide range that preaching that being "pure" is a necessary part of being an idol makes you look like a clown. It's like calling all priest upstanding men of god.

>>9954465
I wonder if a doxxfag is going to dive on this one.

>>9954465
About as pure as your average western pop star. Hell, talent agencies often artificially engineer yabs and scandals just to raise interest to their idols, so they can even appear lewder than they actually are sometimes.
The only no-no are relationships, afaik.

>>9954465
If you want to make it to the top you gotta sleep with a few producers

>>9954808
It's regularly in the news, doxfag is bored.

>>9955207
Weinstein did nothing wrong, as funny as it sounds. Whores are for whoring. He even was a gentleman about it, I wonder how jap producers are with their meat.

>>9955297
Are you fucking insane? If you think that man is a "gentleman" you need to be locked up for life.

>>9955360
Dining a whore is going extra mile in my book.

Gura manages to combine both incredible cuteness and sexiness in one compact package. It's impossible not to love her. I am convinced her antis never watched a single second of her streams and that's the only reason they managed to remain antis.

>>9955583
Hard disagree on sexiness.

>>9955583
I almost never see anyone say they outright hate Gura. Anti stuff is often disguised as "concerns" from "chumbuds" and such.

>>9955664
this anon likes penis

>>9955664
that's pretty gay anon

I'm relying on you guys to share what you find from the panels. Especially videos. I really want to see Gura be cute face to face with chumbuds

>>9955729
Yeah, Gura's

>>9955763
i want to see how hard she commits to bullying chumbuds. will she just make fun of dumb questions or will she make fun of fatties and bald oji-sans? or stuttering autsists?

>>9955729
>>9955759
Go away, closeted homos, I'm not of your kind. Gura is for protective instinct overdrive.

>>9955834
>doesn't want to fuck gura into oblivion
and you say IM the gay one

>>9955798
it would be gay to not want to suck Gura's penis(es)

>>9955833
This may very easily backfire, and I mean in the most direct way. As in "look who's talking, a chonky sick midget".

>>9955867
I don't, I want Gura to fuck me into oblivion instead.

>>9955922
>doesn't think gura is sexy
>still wants her to fuck him
which is it, hombre?

When I was looking for this thread in the catalog, I was confused why it wasn't coming up when I absentmindedly typed in "goop goop" you people have ruined me.

>>9955833
I honestly don't think she's gonna bully anybody. It's fun to joke about, but I sincerely don't think she has the heart to make fun of her earnest fans who took the effort to go see her in person.
She's too sweet for that.

By the way, gotta update the list.

>godawful sleep habits
>godawful ration with caffeine overconsumption
>general lack of movement
>anemic
>with a history of fainting
>myopia
>family history of arthritis
>slowly fading hearing
>locking jaw
>locking hips
>degenerating cartilage
>LLD of 1.5 to 2 cm(not certain if actual or functional at this time)
>consequently chronic back pains strong enough to weep on stream at the tender age of below 25
>twisted her neck doing a simple bridge
>tiny
>siren voice

Gura was MADE for concernfagging; never let anybody tell you otherwise.
A perfect woman.

>>9955979
I'm not that anon. I just inserted myself into conversation to state that lolidom is superior fetish.

>>9956057
one time someone asked her if she was going to play league on stream and she laughed at them

>>9955833
She's gonna bully and tease like she does on stream. She's much too kind to attack someone's appearance or awkwardness without provocation.

>>9956057
She's been imagining elaborate scenarios all day and inviting her chumbuds to do the same, but you're right, she'll probably chicken out.

>>9956130
This was a legit faggot question, holy shit.

>>9956129
I'll save her

>>9956245
Are you a chiropractor.

>>9956130
>laughed
She sounded mock offended and made fun at the ridiculous suggestion more than the person themselves.

>>9956139
>>9955880
>>9956057
this was a test. of course Gura's too sweet to make fun of someone's appearance.
she should absolutely bully someone whos being a retard though

>>9956129
you forgot lyme disease

>>9956343
B-but she eats meat, r-right?

>>9956388
She eats chicken nuggies, yes.

>>9956331
I hope Gura doesn't make fun of my disgusting obesity or baldness.

>>9955834
>Gura is for protective instinct overdrive.
That just means you have to love her tenderly and caringly while doing your absolute best to please her.

>>9956415
Oh, praise Lard!

>>9956388
Of course, she's not scared of tiny little bugs

>>9955583
Gotta have to agree with >>9955664
I wouldn't call Gura sexy, per se. But very ecchi, in the kind of airhead(pretend) ecchi.
She's like the kind of girl that'd would ask you "w-what are you going to do to me" without trying to run away. And later proceed to blackmail you into becoming her own sextoy

>>9956626
Gura's very sexy when she wants to be

>>9956343
That's a rrat

>>9956599

>>9956626
If even that. Shark tends to clam up the moment topic of conversation heats up.

>>9956717
This, jokes and innuendos are fine, but the moment things cross that line, she becomes uncomfortable and backpedals.

>>9956706

>>9956803
She's basically a glass canon like Matsuri. But less vulgar.

>>9956960
>

>>9956437
I want to poke Gura's uvula!

>>9956717
>>9956803
Timestamps or examples?

>>9957004
Only people who never watched Matsuri think Gura is anywhere near as lewd or vulgar. Gura maintains that perfect balance where lewdness does not affect her cuteness factor.

>>9957097
I wish Gura was lewder or at least didn't let chat scare her from saying the word areolae.

>>9957097
Yeah the decline in Gura's cuteness compared to debut doesn't really have anything to do with her being more lewd.

True, I doubt Gura would talk about drinking pee on stream.

>>9957093
Literally yesterday's watchalong. When she thought the joke was more yab than it was, she instantly started apologizing. Many such cases.

>>9957209
She's coming awfully close lately. It's hot.

>>9957205
>decline
You couldn't be more wrong, she gets cuter every single stream

>>9957093
https://streamable.com/lrfrn6

>>9957205
*incline
ftfy

>>9957238
Those are fake apologies to keep her seiso act up.

Pekora didn't know Gura joined(and took over) Akukin(Now Gurakin) and was wondering if she'd join hers. Kiara had to tell her it was too late and she was already part of Akukin(no Gurakin). Boy you could hear the air in Peko's balloon deflate. Her voice sounded so defeated. Gura doesn't even have to be part of the collab to be the best part of it. Too powerful

>>9957307
She also stopped saying sussy after that for good measure, lol
>>9957386
Yeah, everything is fake and all is an act, sure thing.

>>9957400
i am laffin

>you will never teach Gura about sex

>>9957400
Gura isn't even they good at minecraft Pellets just wants to hang around Gura

>>9957307
SUSSY BOY PUSSY BAKA

>>9957464
I don't know how the fuck my phone corrected "Pekora" to "Pellets"

>>9957464
Hope it happens soon

>>9957520
rabbit pellets...

>>9957464
Pretty sure Peko can do that any time regardless of what minecraft company Gura is in.

>>9957567
No bad anon

>>9956057
She will single me out and degrade me, I belieb.

>>9956057
I hope she shits all over them

>>9957635
Will you masturbate in front of everybody in the middle of convention store?

>>9957706
*floor
My brain was thinking of convenience store for some reason.

>>9957706
While that would be hot if only Gura was present, everyone else is a bit of a dealbreaker.

>>9957706
Unless you can fight the guards while jacking off that's gonna be hard to pull off.

>>9957706
I hope some sperg makes a complete ass of himself. Not to the level of public indecency, more like a really autistic question.

>>9957876
Like asking about meatspin or chumjar?

mumei wants to sing with gura!

>>9957984
How about that FEET.

>>9957876
>>9957984
>tfw that one brony asking the show VA about pony porn at a convention

>>9957869
A feat fit for the likes of Donde.

>>9958040
campfire, specifically. she has good taste, that was a good karaoke

>>9958055
Wasn't that chris chan?

>>9957706
Imagine some chumbud flashing Gura right there, in front of everyone. How would she react?

>>9958040
I want to lewd Mumei together with Gura.

>>9958109
No, some random autist.

>>9958109
No but he did have an unrelated con breakdown

>>9958115
Squishy.wav

>>9958115
she'd probably not do anymore con appearances after that

>>9958115
On the inside she will be making this face.

did you guys forget calli is there too

I'm sure she can consult Kiara for these types of situations, the actual idol professional.

>>9958334
That actually makes me feel better. She has Gura's back no matter what.

Wouldn't it be funny if Pekora asks Gura for a collab and Gura says no? I think that would be really funny.

>>9958334
That's for deadbeats to worry about. not our concern. Unless we're chumbeats.

>>9958334
Not many deadbeats on this thread.

Gura was in Ame's stream chat

>>9958433
I love Mori. I just only watch her when she's with Gura.

>>9958587
what was she laughing at