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10565925 No.10565925 [Reply] [Original]

Challenges (You) to a rap battle. What do you do?

>> No.10566070

>>10565925
Leave

>> No.10566108

Mori?
Possibly win. I'm not great, but the only two times I saw her free style she fucking sucked pretty hard.
She might be hiding her power level though

>> No.10566107

TRANNIES IFFY UH
GIRLCOCK REAL STIFFY UH

>> No.10566276

I'm a spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
And skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
The illest, the killest, the skill of the willest
I'm the realest, I'm the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back, don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government 'cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game 'cause I'm underground
And fuck that mainstream shit 'cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle
Lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals
Flippin' and dippin' and skippin'

>> No.10566699
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10566699

Bing bing bang

>> No.10566801

Most modern rap battles are written beforehand, so if that were the case and I had like a day to write something, I would spend it deep diving for just about every single thing I could find to hurt her feelings and play on her insecurities, then spend a couple of hours making all of that rhyme. It wouldn't be close. She would get eviscerated. There's a reason her debut song sounded 70x better when someone replaced the instrumental with Disney Channel music.

If it were off the top of the head, we'd both probably lose. I know I can't freestyle, and I'd bet money Calli can't either.

>> No.10566917

>>10565925
Make her roommates brain explode with my best Moonman impressions.

>> No.10566981

>>10565925
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

>> No.10567497
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10567497

I mishear it as "rape battle" and go to town.

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