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10687125 No.10687125 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, picture this: A VTuber agency ran by /vt/

>> No.10687209

>"I'm quitting."
>"this is the third time someone's ejaculated on my keyboard"

>> No.10687245

Sexual harassment, bankruptcy

>> No.10687251

we have CloverCorp already
>Beatani
>Eira
>Koopa
>Pyon

>> No.10687328

>>10687251
Please refrain from putting Eira and Pyon near the other two whores. Thanks.

>> No.10687421

Who are you gonna try to recruit? For me, it's:
>beatani
>terumi
>yogurt

>> No.10687563

>>10687328
Eira and Beatani are good friends and already have collabed twice, not to mention drawn art for each other, but ok

>> No.10687581

>>10687125
Some anon will try fucking the femanon talents, it wouldn't work.

>> No.10687771
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10687771

She would be the first hire

>> No.10688434

>>10687581
Shit, you caught me

>> No.10688498

>>10687581
too late I'm already their boyfriend

>> No.10688914
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10688914

The whole first gen graduated before a year and the agency close down after the next two months because people on this board dont hav real job experience

>> No.10688920

>>10687125
>Ah, yes, this interview is going well, but I just have one more question:
>How do you feel about niggers?

>> No.10689020

>>10688920
>looks like you've got all the qualifications and the personality needed for this agency, now if you could just do one more thing for me
>I say "abayo" you say?

>> No.10689283

>>10687125
It would be kino.

>> No.10689337

>>10687125
It would go bankrupt within three months

>> No.10689465

>>10689337
In terms of money, yes, but not cum or SOVL.

>> No.10689526

>>10687125
I would be curious to see how the people in the number thread would be utilized, assuming that we actually get someone retarded enough to sign up.

>> No.10689651
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10689651

I'd unironically want to see this, if only to compare it to thingscovershoulddo.txt

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10690016

>now this might seen like a random question, but we have to ask
>how close is your bathroom to your streaming station

>> No.10690268

>>10690016
Kek

>> No.10691150

>>10690016
Imagine the smell

>> No.10691904

But we already have asp

>> No.10692287

>>10691904
/asp/ is there for advice, /asp/ies join another agency, go indie or don't make it

>> No.10692356

Ok here is my pitch, assuming you can only hire indies and you have a 100k subs budget I will hire

>All of Maiprincessu who only have 40k subs on their shared channel
>Anya from HoloID

And I've got 30k subs left in the budget

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10692567

We have one already, it's called /trash/wvt and it's a NGMI factory.

>> No.10692727

>>10692356
>Anya from HoloID
>100k subs budget
Pick one and only one

>> No.10692848

>>10687125
Communism doesn't scale up well, which is I wouldn't settle for less than a controlling stake. And I wouldn't employ westerners because they're a fuckhuge legal liability due to gender/race Marxism permeating all aspects of western society.

>> No.10692886

>>10687125
there would be drama every single day just to keep threads going

>> No.10692964
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10692964

>Hire Alex Jones
>Give him an animu girl avatar
>He now gets to bypass his youtube ban while he prints money for /vt/

>> No.10693061

>>10692848

Sounds like a plan

>> No.10693112

>>10692727
sorry I meant non-dead subs

>> No.10693482

>>10687125
Sounds like early phase connect

>> No.10693558

>>10687125
>interview chuuba
>reject them for talking to a man

>> No.10693715

>>10687125
>every single collab with males is nuked
>jokes against sudacas is an instant ban
>vtubers have the agency to make as many lewd jokes as they want, but not that lewd or it's whorish
>quality of members is determined by the amount of subs/members/views
Sounds based.

>> No.10694400

>>10687125
That'd be pretty rad.

>> No.10695360

>>10693558
based

>> No.10695654

>>10690016
MORI

>> No.10695830

expect everyone playing edgelord 2view vtubers

basically a failure

>> No.10695995

Why would I hire myself just to talk to myself
I can just stream instead

>> No.10696427

>>10690016
It's gonna be Mel Nekomata all over again, isn't it ?

>> No.10697436

>>10695995
Basically for shits and giggles

>> No.10697490

1.Artia
2.Coco

>> No.10697504

>>10687125
/vt/ literally runs niji and holo from the shadows

>> No.10698301

>>10697504
Nice rrat, not sure if i buy it

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>>10687125
so expose teenagers to antisocial and destructive degeneracy and then turn on them when they realize they've wasted their youth on you retards and leave?
pic not unrelated

>> No.10698852

>>10687125
I have never in my life seen a worse idea broached on this website, and I used to browse /pol/

>> No.10700045

>>10698852
Come on anon, it will be fun!

>> No.10701180

>>10687125
>"Hey wheres the cloverstars manager? One of his talents overdosed on bath salts again and is reading his Suisei manifesto out loud during his dota stream, again"

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10702182

>>10697504
careful of stormshadow then

cobra commander is not pleased with you careless tongue.

>> No.10708811

Ran out of ways to stealth bump, doing a shameless one and letting the thread die

>> No.10714049

>>10692567
GET PREGNANT YOU FUCKING HAG

>> No.10714086

>>10687209
fucking l m a o

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