/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>send my oshi a superchat
>she ignores it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
break into her home and rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>some simp sent a superchat to my girlfriend
>command her to ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
Criminally based advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
What color was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942854
orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942980
orange man bad

[Anonymous No.]

Spoken like a man who hasn't taken the indiepill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942980
Thanks god Trump is no longer in the White House

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944303
die, groomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Good that’s what you get for being a pay pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944440
>if you watch indies you're a groomer
This is your brain on holocopium.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that your corpo oshi earns upwards of 30k USD per month, not including sponsorships.
Send that money to desperate indies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>sent a red SC
>Thank you anon for the superchat, thank you!
>doesn't read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944685
>>10944303
based indiebros

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945656
Selen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945656
just be less cringe, its THAT easy

[Anonymous No.]

>send my oshi a donation (she is too small for youtube superchats)
>she gets excited as fuck and starts talking really fast, spelling my name multiple times
>she asks me something judging by her intonation
>I'm EOP and have no idea what she is talking
>I get flustered more than I can handle, so I close the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945891
You're /in/
now take the next step forward and get in /her/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
What did it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945989
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>send my oshi a super chat
>smile disappears from her face
>chat goes to member only mode
>silent for 20 seconds before trying to act normal talking about the game
>stream archive deleted
>graduation announcement
bros…..

[Anonymous No.]

>send my oshi multiple supas, including akasupas
>she never reads them
>I'm forever waiting for the superchat reading stream
life is pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946098
Bro... I have a list of chubbas I need for you to assassinate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946114
ina has more money then she knows what to do with

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi goes to toilet
>sends blue sc, expecting nothing
>having fun with fellow toilet break aficionados

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946203
She buys figmas in bulk. Not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946229
>Oshi goes to toilet
>SC her
>someone on 4chan extracts the sound of her farts and queefs from the stream
>can't stop thinking about the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946241
didn't she buy an asmr mic and only use it once?
i bet she didnt even bother to return her spare vr headset kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946314
She knows the asmr viewers are the lowest of scum, so she uses a $5 thrift store mic for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
If it's to a company or just popular chuuba, sad for you.
If it's to a small indie chuuba, then impossible to get you ignored.

You deserve better OP, search for a new oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946114
Change new oshi bro, or take the indiepill just like the other anons and, never look back from corpo shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
With a knife

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I stopped superchatting and became a member only to my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944440
I wish, but I think she's really the one doing the grooming honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
>she ignores it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Time to call her a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>make a comment after the stream
>10 minutes after the comments are closed

[Anonymous No.]

>don't send SC
>my oshi will never know i exist
>don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>viciously insult her in next superchat
>she starts crying live on stream
now you know how i feel bitch *sip*

[Anonymous No.]

>My favourite streamer has a short Q&A because why not
>Not even membered
>Ask a question I've been wondering for a while because why not
>It falls in between two akasupas both from 10 or 12month members
>She ignores them and answers mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>be me
>finally make decent money
>still sperg, bad with women
>get addicted to a few cam girls
>finally break free from porn addiction
>discover vtubers
>form parasocial relationship
>blow money on donations like did w cam girls
life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>send funny $10~20 superchat. Oshi reads and laughs at it and we all have a good time.

It's about spending smarter; not spending more to get attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
This post was sponsored by ZA HANDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
I rarely do supas now. I'll only do memberships now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946098
mussel get of this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956105
based

[Anonymous No.]

>never superchat
>never a member
>she reads and responds to my comment on stream
>happens multiple times
Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.]

>comment normally because you're juggling bills this week
>she reads 10+ of your messages on stream
>she's not even your oshi
Strange feeling, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
feels bad to be a tako

[Anonymous No.]

>Send a regular message to my oshi about doing a type of stream
>She read it and rhetorically asks if that's what people actually wants
>Chat overwhelmingly says yes against her expectations
>I have helped my Oshi create content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>send a SC
>dont even stick around for SC readings

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>send too many SCs
>cringe
>send a SC asking her to skip reading them
>she reads them anyway
>send a SC asking to skip reading them again
>she skips some peoples, reads mine.
>announces won't be reading supers anymore
>reads my regular chats instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
At least your oshi reads superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Don't worry OP, even if they don't reply chances are they read every single one at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>send a blank red superchat
>mentally torture my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956105

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956340
they will NEVER understand our pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>10963429
I do this as well. The regular content is the reason why I'm sending the superchat, I feel no desire to pay for exclusive attention. If they find it interesting enough to read on the spot, that's great, Nene usually does, but otherwise whatever, just get the money and thanks for the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>10972244

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946365
hottt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945891
Learn Japanese for her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make a joke
>Ina laughs and reads it
I'm still beaming with happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944303
How do I find indies? Do I use youtube or twitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975380
twitch sort by view count then head to their yt and twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
This redeem yourself OP >>10942720

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>send $100
"thank you for a hundred! anyway so boyfriend..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975380
Youtube
I've yet to see a find good 2view on twitch
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIqzQ4MKeeUqAfbB4Q0PvXA
Heres your daily saviorfag target

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975571
>>10975855
I don't want to join a stream and they start talking to me. Do indie streamers with very low numbers normally do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
she reads them all off stream OP she promised!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946098
go back to discord mussel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956105
>hours into cumming inside her and pumping nonstop
>she's still browsing her phone with a deadpan face

[Anonymous No.]

>>10974971
Happened to me once. Surprising since it was and still is the only message I've typed in her chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
literally what all chuubas dream of

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975903
Ok then go for the 300~ viewers indies
2views indies are cute anon, don't be shy
you WILL marry a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975903
Its always funny when you say hello in the chat to a 2view and she panics going "ah kaigainiki ego ah uhh ah ego wakarimasen ah" you should try it

[Anonymous No.]

>tell Pikamee her current 10 sec BGM loop is awful (no supa and not membered)
>she and her simps get all defensive
>she stops using it afterwards
no need to thank me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977208
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977208
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945656
are there really chuubas that do this? I mean, as far as I'm aware pink supa is the first that guarantees you getting read (of course unless you put something awful as the message)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977662
Kiara spoiled me but I was surprised that most chuubas outright ignore over half their supas, even akas and pinks, outside of event streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>10944303
>indie oshi does 3D debut
>comment on her video
>literally replies to every single comment, thanking them for the support
>except mine
What does it mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946098
for real? damn
>>10957688
who is mussel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977662
Yeah. several have a policy that no quantity of cash gets you read out on stream or thanked, and instead just pick messages to read on quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977789
betrayedmussel
ultrawhale who had a melty sometime earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977774
you were probably shadow cucked anon, youtube's filtering system is overzealous as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946290
This was one of the first rrats I read and still haven't heard the soundfile

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956458
jesus christ anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Send my Oshi a SC
>She begins to masturbate on stream
>All I said was she was doing a good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977769
Mumei depends on her mood, 50 and over is guaranteed she will read them, but sometimes she reads random color ones. although she said she will stop reading them for a while, I don't blame her, she seemed to dislike them from the get go, even went a week with them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978505
I think she likes you bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978561
>seemed to dislike them from the get go
Did the bitch forgor what job she was signing up for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Can't relate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>>send my oshi a superchat

[Anonymous No.]

>>10976029
Ayame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978770
It feels she's slowly realizing that throwing away her previous roommate wasn't a smart move when she was already successful and set for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978792
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>oshi did some embarrassing honey darling routine
>called her cringe in superchat but still loved her
>she did not understand what it meant
>neither did the kids in chat and they mistranslated it as "disgusting"
>some began calling for my head
>clipper made a clip about the incident
Good times.

P.S.: afterwards she understood it was a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>Send 1000 CLP to my oshi
>She read it
>She smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978991
Council in general really didn't seem to know what they were in for even compared to Myth. Not sure how the fuck that's even possible but here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978561
In Fauna, she read mine and become a mini Zatsudan, good to know i place my money in good places

[Anonymous No.]

>>10979934
I think Baelz and Fauna are the only ones that have that "Myth" Spark, the rest, nah, maybe Sana too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Shame because SC is a way to interact with vtubers but i can see how it could grind the stream to a halt if they start reading all superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980506
Sana seems to be the type of person to not give a shit, she's just having fun while making cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978991
Was her roomate cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10980633
Yeah, while Fauna actually do her Holo reps and Baelz was talking with other holos day one, while the rest it seems that they were first time watching Hololive this fucking year

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977850
I cannot believe I have to spoonfeed you motherfuckers the simplest things
https://files.catbox.moe/fjxaej.mp3
at about 36 seconds mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>5-figure view count
>chat going wild over yab game moment
>streamer reads my grayfag message
Heh, nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10945891
You reminded me of my graduated JP oshi....learn Japanese for her bro, you won't regret it....I miss sending her donations

[Anonymous No.]

>>10946098
This literally happen to me except she didn't graduate. Never superchatted her again, too scared now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi does an occasional stream due to medical recovery
>Send a Superchat without text
>She immediately recognizes for what you do on the stream and gives you thanks in English

I feel I have won

[Anonymous No.]

>>10962129
same, i fucking love pomu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>send my oshi a superchat
>she receives it and also her place in the superchat ranking increases
>いいね

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
Cheer up, Joe. A true Gosling would just put this on and be right as rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKnwoZ9eKU4

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956458
I'm saving this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10992114
Now ain't that dandy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956458
lel
at least I skipped the cam girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>10974971
then she called you a loser for watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
my oshi reads my snappy comments even when I'm just a grey name nobody

[Anonymous No.]

I like making jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977850
holy newfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956340

[Anonymous No.]

>>10977208
based tsuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>10978505
>not sending supas precisely because she will masturbate to it
https://streamable.com/88nbuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10979032
con eso no le alcanza ni pal pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>10976029

[Anonymous No.]

>>11009814
fake as fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942788
>tfw her boyfriend is there and stops your

[Anonymous No.]

>>10956458
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

at this point my only motivation for attaining a higher paying career is so that I can give my oshi more money

[Anonymous No.]

>>10942720
>type in the chat as a grey name
>get a reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>10975903
>oh anon welcome back, haven't seen you in chat for a few streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>11010340
Just buy stuff for yourself or your family, Your oshi is already loaded for life, when you're isn't. I know that you want to show your graditude or love or whatever, but in the end it's not worth it. Be reasanoble.
But you do you, I'm not your dad and can't stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11010197
>tfw you fuck both of them

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>>11010119
don't be tsun anon I got more
https://streamable.com/nua5nn
https://streamable.com/ut9ebf
https://streamable.com/ftu5lh