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10954284 No.10954284 [Reply] [Original]

why are there so many hags in vtubing now? and why are they all so fucking cringe?

>> No.10954361

>>10954284
The problem is ESL

>> No.10954399

>>10954284
This isn't how women in their 30s are supposed to act...

>> No.10954418

>>10954284
>why are there so many hags in vtubing now
Some become so ugly they're unable to get attentio, so hiding behind an avatar is the option, also
>now

>> No.10954434
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DID SOMEONE SAY HAGS?!

>> No.10954480

What in this is supposed to tell us that she is an hag?

>> No.10954516

>>10954418
Your roommate face reps...

>> No.10954533

>>10954284
Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy?

>> No.10954592

>>10954516
I did, only Fubuki is cute imo

>> No.10954605

>>10954284
why are established content creators that would get hired by agencies primarily in their late 20s to early 30s wow who would wonder

>> No.10954668

>>10954284
I LOVE HAGS

>> No.10954693
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>>10954284
Fox mommy hag? SEEEEEXXXXX UOOOOOOHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>> No.10955425

>>10954284
go watch tik tok you fuck zoomer.

>> No.10955592

>>10954284
I only have hope remaining for the ghost cunny out of this gen

>> No.10958555

>>10954284
Niji staff browse /vt/ and saw a lot of hag thread that influence their decision

>> No.10958598

Most of the cringe shit is staff-san's suggestions.
They almost had Finana say "Finana oh na na" on her debut trailer for example.

>> No.10958600

>>10954284
>why are there so many hags in vtubing now
Because its easy money, retard.

>> No.10958875

>>10954284
>now
Niji has had a group of hags for a while now.

>> No.10963084

>>10954284
Hags are the future of entertainment. YAGOO said so, don't bother him about it.

>> No.10963374
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>>10954284
You shut your whore mouths, I've endured countless cunny threads with not a single hag in sight, now the corpos finally saw the light and joys of haggism and your paedophile yeeyee ass will shut the fuck up and observe as the true power of older women are unleashed upon the chuubasphere, HAG LOVE!

>> No.10963375

The most successful vtubers have lore like "Shark girl from Atlantis LOLOLOL" and "Bunny princess from a kingdom where 'peko' is the only word in the language", and the managers for these new gens decide that writing weird, long OC DnD character backstories is the way to go? Who told all these people that vtuber audiences care a lot about edgy lore

>> No.10963411

There's only one corpo EN that could even possibly be considered a hag, they're almost all mid-20s at most.

>> No.10963484

>>10963375
They've seen the reaction to stuff like HoloALT and chuuni fanart of vtubers fighting

>> No.10963823

>>10963375
Anon you do realize gura has a paragraph about her lore in her bio right?

>> No.10963940

>>10963823
Here, let's compare them directly:
Gura's lore:
"A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!" She bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life."

Nina's lore:
"Beautiful, passionate, one of a kind, breathtaking, smart…
Wait a minute... She wrote this about herself!

Nina is a trickster and a fraud. Once a powerful agent of Heaven, THE Keeper and bestower of luck - this Fox spirit went rogue and purposely upset the delicate balance of the world by giving out too much luck (and money!)
Cast down to earth and stripped away from most of her capabilities, she gets a chance at a slow redemption by … being a beacon of luck for humanity?

Oh for crying out loud!
What is this? A slice of life comedy?! "

>> No.10964202

>>10963940
Neither of these crack 100 words I wouldn't call them long

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>>10954284
They are off the cock carousel and settling down now

>> No.10964282

>>10964202
It's not really about the length, I just think its stupid that all these managers think they need to give their vtubers specific backstories like this. Gura's can be summarized as "shark girl from atlantis" which gives her flexibility to do whatever she wants, while this fox chuuba has to be a trickster fraud "Keeper of luck" spirit cast down from Heaven working to redeem herself because she upset the balance of the world by going rogue and giving out too much money etc. etc. etc.

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Lads I think I'm like a reverse lolicon. I've started to be completely uninterested in younger girls and only find women in their 30s and 40s attractive. What the fuck went wrong....

>> No.10964802

>>10954284
Hags arent for you, zoomer fuck. Hags are for the 25-40 boomers who grew up on the internet. They have zero friends no girlfriend and ass loads of disposable income. The 10 -14 year old oldfag whos been on 4chan from the beginning is now a boomer and deserves the hag. Hell the hags younger than him.

>> No.10964865

>>10964349
You're a well-adjusted normalfag now. Congrats.

>> No.10964876

wait until newfags discover how many of them are men

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>>10954284
>Light mode

>> No.10965694

>>10954284
The problem is EN

>> No.10965804

>>10954284
Basesd cringe hags super sex

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>>10954284
Pomu is a hag and the best Vtuber ever. Your argument is invalid.

>> No.10965952

>>10954284
WHAT'S ALL THIS LORE SHIT?! I don't care just say she's a cute and funny girl, what tranny manager approved this? holy shit !

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Hags are so gross. I would never want to greet an exhausted, sweaty lioness as she got back from the gym. I would certainly never want her to pounce on me like a helpless wildebeest, taking the lead and grinding her hairy maned crotch over my cock, giggling with delight but with the glare of a predator in her eye. Having her ride me until we both climax while digging her nails into my shoulders? Repulsive. And I definitely wouldn't want to wash her dusty womb clean with my cum and bring any adorable cubs into the world. Absolutely not.

>> No.10966554
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10966554

>>10954284
Hag thread?

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Hags make me vomit. I'm not masturbating to the thought of Mio and Botan taking turns sitting on my face right now.

>> No.10967396

>>10958598
I hope there's truth to that. Millie's tweets have been nothing but cringe, but I love her character design, so I'm conflicted.

>> No.10969388

hag love

>> No.10972690

>>10967396
From the trailer the character personality sound like Megumi lol, chaos, hopefully this wave can make more Kino collab

>> No.10977594

>>10965896
God I want to rail Pomu while she’s wearing that outfit.

>> No.10977739

>>10954284
older women deserve some love too anon... specially the unmarried ones
imagine the joy you could bring into the life of a hag...

>> No.10979524

>>10965896
Pomu is a mere cake.

>> No.10979565
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>>10954284
The only thing cuter than a hag is one trying and failing to be cute

>> No.10979923

>>10963375
>>10963940
The fox's is barely complicated. It's just "Fox spirit who gave people too much luck and has to pay back her debt now." The problem with the Holocouncil lore was that it was a weird overly complicated concept with overly complicated (not to mention ESL tier) descriptions, this isn't either.
And even that aside, that's her youtube description, not her basic profile like the Gura example (and the long HoloCouncil writeups) are. Her description on the Nijisanji site news is just:
>A nine-tailed fox that presides over the heavens.
>She wishes for the joy of all souls on the long journey.
Nothing complicated. If anything it's generic, for a kitsune.

>> No.10980052

>>10954399
This is how women in their 30s act. This is how women in their 60s act, when they can get away with it. There's a reason "women never mentally age from the time they're 16" is posted everywhere.

>> No.10980104

>>10954605
Anime told me it was mostly middle schoolers who became millionaires and saved the universe though?

>> No.10980232

>>10954284
Botan
Fubuki
Korone
Mio

All the top quality vtubers are hags. It's because they have life experience. On other hand being young exponetially increases your chances of being menhera, see Haachama, Shion and Matsuri

>> No.10980547

>>10954434
The only proper response.

>> No.10980743

https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1445590959878643719

this made me so hard

>> No.10980746

>>10958598
>ice ice lady

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>>10980743
>https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1445590959878643719
she embraces it

>> No.10980941

>>10963375
Over the top cringe back stories are KINO
It only sucked in council's case because it was clearly forced and scripted, and not pure chuuni energy/

>> No.10981238

>>10980941
Exactly. Nina's is clearly written by her (even without the joke about exactly that), and an older woman unleashing her chuuni side is good shit. If the chuubas are just gonna go "Yeah I don't get my lore either LOL" you might as well let whatever salaryman got lore duty take the day off instead.

>> No.10981560

>>10954284
>cringe
sir this site is for 18+

>> No.10981684

>>10964349
japanese women become hot in their 40s for some reason

>> No.10981730

>>10979524
She's 29, next year is 3 months away, close enough to a hag.

>> No.10982021

>>10979923
One day, a nine-tailed fox suddenly appeared...
>If you believe it

>> No.10987397

>>10981730
She's not a hag until she's a hag.

>> No.10987613

>>10981730
Mint's birthday was October 1st, and her friends DID just give her a big surprise meeting with one of her idols (in the general sense, not aidoru sense). She might have crossed the line a few days ago.

>> No.10987920

>>10954693
STOP TAKESHI YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT

>> No.10988620

>>10954284
Slutty young girl = debuff
Slutty hag = buff

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>>10964349
It'snormal for a healthy male to lust after fertile women

>> No.10989715

>>10964349
You make you father proud, milf enthusiast

>> No.10989805

>>10981730
>Pomu is my age
Sheesh

>> No.10991445

>>10981560
>sir
super cringe

>> No.10992041

>>10955592
why? what is wrong with the witch and bird?

>> No.10995350

>>10958555
>niji staff make decisions based on /vt/ threads
more architecture threads now!

>> No.10995457

>>10955592
I think her tweets have ben the less cringe followed by the fox
Enna was okay because she was silent. The moment she opened her mouth to interact with the witch....

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