I want to join an hypothetical HolostarsEN

[Anonymous No.]

I am probably a delusional schizo, but there is a small possibility. I m even learning nihongo too, while polishing my english since i am a disgusting ESL. Even if i can never have a collab with my oshi or the other girls, it would be a dream become true for me. What do you think fellow anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
>What do you think fellow anons?
I think I feel like giving Shien a rimjob.

[Anonymous No.]

you like being abused and thrown away or what? just go for niji, you'll find success

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Same. i would love to stream and be a part of a group. would be great to just have friends for once and be able to talk to other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327707
I dont like Nijisanji format of launching new vtubers too soon. Imo HoloPro gives you better chance of success, despite the auditions being harder to pass. I just prefer Cover's way of doing things. Also i am an holobrony so i may have a little bias here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328152
>better chance of success
>Isolating you and not letting doing collabs with the girls
Anon I have some news to you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328079
I am not making the Zhangs mad, despite hating them from the bottom of my heart. If you play clever nothing like would happen to any talent at this point; especially after the Coco incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328230
>join homostars EN
>management is too busy keeping me away from the girls
>little do they know I'm in it for shien's bussy
devilish

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328230
Maybe for the japanese homos used to be that way, but its no longer the case. Cover doesnt forbid the homostars collabing with the girls, its probabbly the girls who wasnt want to collab with the. In the western market i higlhy doubt things will go in the same way as it goes in HoloJP, Mori managed to collab with fucking Gigguk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Can you sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328382
Well, if you are gay it's ok anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328439
A large chunk of them won't collab with you, the only ones who would do is: Fubuki, Matsuri, Mori and ID girls
I could count the girls who did collabs with guys before like Miko, Shuba or Ayame but they are cunts who abandoned them because they got big

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>>11328563
Fubuki and Matsuri will not collab with him he doesn't know Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Have you created content for minimum the past year
If not, sorry. You won't be able to join.
A hypothetical Holostars EN, they're going 100% with the biggest possible established candidates that applied to make sure its successful, you're probably competing with streamers with at least 5 years of experience

[Anonymous No.]

If you wanna be a male corpo VTuber and serious about being in it for the long term, you're better off in Nijisanji since Anycolor will outlast Cover in this industry given each of their current business plans.

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>>11328443
I cant, but if improve a little my engrish and learn nihongo it would be an interesting pack, considering that my native language is spanish (which has a huge presence in the internet). Think about Kiara, she wasnt hired by her singing skills, but her linguistical skill are quite impressive. Add that spanish is way more useful that german, and you have the perfect language combo for Vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

just make a vroid and stream so you at least know what the fuck you’re trying to get into and then you can gain insight in what you need to improve, work on it, keep working and maybe you’ll be good enough in time for holostars EN gen 4.
No real agency will hire someone with no previous experience, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328802
>can't sing
>has never streamed before
>isn't on yagoo's radar (almost everyone in Holostars is someone he's been aware of before they entered)
>no skills
>taco
NGMI. Give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328802
>Think about Kiara, she wasnt hired by her singing skills
Anon, not saying you need to be able to sing but Kiara was a literal idol before she got picked

[Anonymous No.]

If you join Holostars you have to play the part of a pretty boy, if you join Nijisanji you can do whatever niche you want. I know you think Holostars are all bros just hanging out but they're still shilling the pseudo idol pretty boy angle. You couldn't get away with merely being a shitposter like Gwelu or a toku nut like Kanda, you'd be forced to sing and if you have no singing skills then lol.

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>>11328802
I mean I think you should try and work on your skills as if you have a chance at it, that's how you'll be eventually succesful 5 years from now, but just be aware when you're rejected that you really didn't have a chance and don't take it too harshly. Most Vtubers had long backgrounds of content creation, low views, and struggles before making it big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328682
Matsuri's collabed with rpr who doesn't know Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11329186
Oh yeah I forgot OP is also an esports pro who's won big tournaments who's learning Japanese...wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Anon we literally have a general for aspiring vtubers, use the guides there. Go start as a pngtuber 2view while doing your reps. Build up your skillset and portfolio.

[Anonymous No.]

I ve been reading the responses and i aprreciate the typical 4chan honesty. I am aware that its hard, but i am not talking about doing it this year or the next one. For the people telling me about the collab with girls obviously thats not a priority. In order to achieve success you have to worry about yourself, not what other people are doing or not. I am not discarding Niji btw, thanks for your reasoned responses.

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>>11329249
I hope you get into Niji and end up fucking Fianana or Selen, whichever one causes more drama, or both if that causes even more drama. Actually scratch that, i hope you get into Hololive and end up fucking Pekora for maximum drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11329557
meant for
>>11329316

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>>11328152
Stfu you pile of shit. Chances are you cant sing, cant dance cant draw, have a shit voice, and cant even play games at a mediocre level. You are fooling no one. You just want to get closer to your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
I can relate. Back when I was working an isolated, soul-crushingly dull job for 12 hours a day, my mind started to come up with weird notions, one of which was trying out for EN stars if such a thing came up. I even drafted some ideas for the model / character / backstory, and spent hours practicing a voice. I have a lot of ideas that no other vtuber has done, but I have zero singing or instrumental talent, so I started finding reasons to dissuade myself from the possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11329944
HAHAHAHA nice try projecting dude, maybe YOU would join HoloPro for that, because you dont have goals yourself. I dont have any problem recognising i am mediocre and probably delusional, but i have goals which i am willing to meet unlike you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11330784
In the OP you say "even if I can never have a collab with my oshi"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11330583
You are right, we may be in a similar situation, but working on our skill doesnt to any harm to us. Thats why i am learning nihongo, because it can be a little more useful than other features related to vtubing. Maybe you dont find success in vtubing, but you could eventually something else with that skills you were originially developing for becoming a vtuber

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>>11327625
>What do you think fellow anons?
What is there to think about? You sound like an attention whore. Also, the only you'd be let into holostars is if you were fans of the STARS not the girls. Should've posted this in /asp/ instead of making a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11330784
>>11330972
Full of shit. Absolutely full of shit. No one sane believes you. If you were interesting, youd already have a portfolio of regular streaming like 60% of the holos have. The rest have a talent that made the transit easy. Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>11330972
Just a way of emphasizing that i am willing to sacrifize a desired situation in order to achieve my goals. Nothing more, nothing less

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331463
The truth always gets revealed in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331463
I m not denying that i am also fan, but i have more important priorities in mind. Are you the kind of person who lurks at /vt/ despite not liking vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Poor bait. At least, use Astel

[Anonymous No.]

I have never streamed but I can sing, do impressions, game mediocre-ly and be adorably autistic, what are my chances to get into nijiEN penis division lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331609
You're allowed to like vtubers but pretending you're better than people who say "I want to join Holostars to fuck my oshi" by saying "I want to join Holostars to fuck my oshi but I know I wont!" this thread just serves the purpose of you asking anons to suck your dick, did you expect people to pat you on the back and say go apply?

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>>11331352
She's not gonna fuck you and you're not some kind of brave hero, you're a delusional stalker who is mistaking your creepy dedication for something cool and noble. Take your meds, I mean that seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331637
Not bad honestly. But build a portfolio. It's the avenue professionals use. Start streaming if only for one person. Prove you can provide at least an hour of content regularly.

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>>11331637
If you have never streamed i would say close to zero. The good think about this is that it can be easily fixed, just start streaming.

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>>11331698
Contrary to a good percent in /vt/, i dont care about the gender of the vtuber if its a good creator content. But also i dont watch vtubers wich speak in a language i dont understand. Mori wasnt a fan either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
Don't try to fuck the idol or stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331710
Whoever wants to achieve something difficult must be a little bit delusional, so i am taking that as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332021
Hopefully we will get HolostarsEN next year, so that isnt really a problem. The only reason i dont watch the homos is cuz they talk in fucking nihongo

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332259
So you only want to join the male division for the girls, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332329
I think they stated that before the Niji male audiction, wich changes everything for Cover. They are not stupid enough to let their competence have the monopoly of male vtubing, especially if it becomes something succesful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332435
If you haven't noticed, Holostars is not looking to monopolize male vtubing. There are JP indies doing leaps and bounds better than they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11331637
Judging by their current members, NijiEN cares mostly about numbers so go and start streaming already

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332631
This dude wants to fuck his chiba and is actively pretending that's not his real goal and you're put here talking to him like a real person. He's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332435
upcoming nijimales have
>a company that encourages any weird collab they want
>JP senpai actually willing to talk to them
>male senpai in KR and ID that speak burger
>EN girls who have already talked about wanting to collab with nijien males
a potential holostarsEN has
>

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>>11332631
There's no merit in joining Holostars. Collab beggars are people who like to self-insert as Holostars member. Reality will hit them soon. They'll whine when their Hololive Oshis refuse to collab with them, they'll calling Hologirls bitches and snakes etc. I can't stand entitled incel men

[Anonymous No.]

Becoming a Holostar actually reduces your chances of ever collaborating with Hololive, unless you want to collab with ID. Even then, JP branch has to treat them like daughters or people wig out. RIP ollie and astel collabs, it was fun while it lasted.

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>>11332894
He unironically has a bigger chance getting into a large group collab with Holos involved if he joined Nijisanji rather than Holostars LOL

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>>11333579
unironically you probably have a better chance of collabing with your hololive oshi as a member of nijisanji than as a holostar

[Anonymous No.]

>>11333667
indeed, at least in that case your manager won't give you as hard a time about reaching out to them. if you're in holostars you have to fight TWO cover managers who want to keep males and females from talking to each other. at least niji wont give a shit if you ask for a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11333658
>>11333667
by the power of this hivemind I decree that OP should play in traffic

[Anonymous No.]

>>11333976
He already should have for starting the OP with the lameass winning son meme that Roberu himself barely references anymore when his EOPs spam it in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>Even if i can never have a collab with my oshi or the other girls
Would never happen. Even Roberu has zero interaction with EN/ID, and he's the resident flirt in Holostars. A few of them would throw you pity collabs, but judging by this comment, it would become obvious you're a former simp and they'd lose all respect for you.
Your best bet would be to show up, courteously introduce yourself to EN/ID, then never talk to them again. They'll drive themselves crazy trying to figure out why you don't want their anime pussy, and the collab requests will come flooding in. And even then, you have to be selective. Pick a collab with one of the less popular girls (ideally Iofi/Anya) and avoid your oshi like the plague while she's still obsessing over you.
Then, after maybe 2-3 years, go in for the kill and have the best collab of all time with her. Be cocky and a little flirty, but not horny or toxic. She'll melt in your hands, and at that point, your destiny is in motion.
Other than that, being a Holostar would suck. Just stream as you are now; no permissions bullshit and no gay femboy avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11334472
>no gay femboy avatar.
Name 5 popular non gay non femboy avatar vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11333976
What does play in traffic means? Sorry for my ESLism

[Anonymous No.]

>>11334713
"Get hit by a car"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11334713
A gentle way to say "Kill yourself"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11334783
>>11334841
Thanks, my English improves everyday thanks to 4chan and you anons

[Anonymous No.]

You others are still bumping this untalented, thirsty, delusional retards thread. Pro tip. Type age in the options field. It will let you reply without pushing the thread to the first page. And no mods I did not sage the rhread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11336082
Sage*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
majority of holofan dont even want to watch male and you joining a group that not even support their jp branch, if anything, joining nijisanji is the best way to start, not only if niji somehow manage to break out of the hole and be big, you have more chance to collab with holoEN when they delete that collab restriction, plus you have the majority of fan already ok with males so you will have at least 1k average now

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
From the way you type I honestly doubt you'll even get past the first stage. Should have went for NijiEN wave 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11336082
I do not use sage. BUMP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328439
>Mori managed to collab with fucking Gigguk.
You make it sound like the most noteworthy in a long list of collabs, when really the list ends here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
I want to dance and sing too. I don’t even like women so I can’t exactly cause a yab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332894
fanmarketing? brand power?
Let's not kid ourselves, despite weaker in JP, holomonopoly on EN will put holostarsEN ahead of NijimalesEN on hype alone. Remember ENfags even contribute a lot in keeping JP stars floating even today

[Anonymous No.]

>>11341816
I can't believe all 300 of Temma's viewers, all 1000 of Astels, and all 2000 of Roberu's are going to single handedly propel the name of corpo male vtubers in the West.

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>>11341845
Add newfags to that and you got your fanbase, I mean didn't most holoEN fans are separated from holoJP fanbase? holostarsEN would be much the same, builded by fanbase that's in large unrelated to holostarsJP

[Anonymous No.]

>>11342957
Hololive newfags want to watch women.

[Anonymous No.]

ngl I would join Holostars EN just to be part of Hololive and potentially collab with the JP Holostars, even if I never get to collab with any of the girls.
That said HoloMyth girls have collabed with male streamers so it's not impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly any faggot who wants to join holostars en under the basis of “i wanna try to fuck one of the girls!!11” is a retard and doesn’t deserve to waste a potential slot. Save the spot for someone who actually has skills and is entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
>I am probably a delusional schizo, but there is a small possibility. I m even learning nihongo too, while polishing my english since i am a disgusting ESL. Even if i can never have a collab with my oshi or the other girls, it would be a dream become true for me. What do you think fellow anons?
GANBATTE ANON
YOU CAN DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>11332894
>a potential holostarsEN has
Astelkino

[Anonymous No.]

>>11343507
>Doesn't want new Holostars JP gen
>Doesn't want Holostars En so he can keep his EOPs
Astel is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>11343566
Makes you wonder if holostars is getting too comfy in their comfort zone rn, hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>11342957
Did you forget the war on mori collab with star? Majority of holoEN fan clearly don't like male

[Anonymous No.]

>>11345607
Holostars is actually the second biggest agency for male chuubas, after Nijisanji (sutopuri isn't a vtuber agency). Some of them already bigger than HoloID and JP, CCV and superchat wise. They don't need to be pitied. That numberfaggot Astel make Holostars sounds like a horrible place than it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11345911
>takamori
>OMG BASED
>rikka appears on stream not even flirting with her in the slightest
>SHE'S OBVIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND MEN

[Anonymous No.]

You fags are the reason I became a chuuba and started streaming for experience so I can apply to HomoEN and make sure to never Collab/acknowledge the girls and tell Collab beggers to fuck off. Homos before Holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346413
HolostarsEN is never going to happen my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346498
Well I still became a chuuba anyways but still, I'll be sure to do my best to get a spot to keep man whores out if HomoEN does happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346642
What's your name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346356

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
>>11328147
see>>11328709, >>11329116, >>11328849
and mainly >>11331762
>>11335138
just start streaming now.
you are a good sport. i'd sub for that.
don't wait for some company to compel you to stream because that won't happen. you need to make the first moves. so just turn the camera on and let whatever happens happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can make mediocre music
>sing okaily
>can draw
>good entertainer
>autistic
>game enthusiast
>MOTIVATION
>can speak 4 languages, 1 fluently, other two shittly, includes nip
>In a relationship
What qualifications for being a vtuber am I missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11348253
Be female

[Anonymous No.]

>>11348305
Oh fuck I forgot about that part

[Anonymous No.]

>Congratulations Anon, you made it to Holostars EN Gen 1!
>Pick 2 songs you're going to sing on your debut.
>Any song will do, we'll do our best to get the permissions as long as you pull in the numbers.
>We even let you fuck any Holomember of your liking if you can get at least 20k, we'll pay the travel and hotel costs.
>If your karaoke debut flops, we have to graduate you and the whole Holostars into Towa's manager.

Remember, it's a sink or swim situation here so you better pick your killer 2 songs carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11348508
Baby come back- player
Sara smile - Hall and oates

[Anonymous No.]

>>11348508
I like little girls - Oingo Boingo
Friday - Rebecca Black

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346708
Jesus, it is worse than i thought. Does she this in order to hide the fact that she is basically Hitler but in anime girl version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11345607
Not Roberu, I can tel you that, he's been pandering less than he used to to his EOPs he's focused on gaining more JP audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>11346270
>Some of them already bigger than HoloID
That's only Roberu and Astel, and not the entirety of ID

[Anonymous No.]

>>11327625
>I am probably a delusional schizo, but there is a small possibility. I m even learning nihongo too, while polishing my english since i am a disgusting ESL. Even if i can never have a collab with my oshi or the other girls, it would be a dream become true for me. What do you think fellow anons?
Join NijiEN instead, Cover is going to let their male branch languish until the end of time if they aren't forced to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11350939
I will change them myself

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to be in Holostars EN just for the kicks and giggles I could do with Roberu, Shien, the weatherman and Oga.
In fact, I would join Holostar EN just to have a collab with the JP branch.

[Anonymous No.]

You might as well be an indie and free if you're not going to be making minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11351395
That'll be fun to watch imo, the boys are usually random af

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328230
Homostars EN would be inteligent enough to know that trying to get closer to the Holos would be an instant yabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11328802
>Spec accent
You would not pass and if you do your only resource would be to appeal to latam. Si quieres que por lo menos te consideren lo mejor sería tener historial que apele a las fujos o yumejos. Ya hay muchos fandubers que han hecho eso y les va bien.